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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,301 --> 00:00:07,837 Yes. No, I'm on my way, I'm just 2 00:00:07,862 --> 00:00:09,493 - getting the bagels. - There you go. 3 00:00:09,554 --> 00:00:11,054 Oh, thanks. Keep it. 4 00:00:11,139 --> 00:00:13,306 Yeah. Uh-huh. 5 00:00:13,391 --> 00:00:15,558 Brett: Alex, we should push this stuff against the wall. 6 00:00:15,644 --> 00:00:17,777 We've gotta make room for all the other stuff coming in, okay? 7 00:00:17,862 --> 00:00:19,646 - Hey. - Brett: Okay. Good. 8 00:00:19,781 --> 00:00:21,397 - What's up? - Um... 9 00:00:21,483 --> 00:00:24,817 - What is all this? - What are you talking about? This is Dune. 10 00:00:24,903 --> 00:00:28,788 - You said one car full. - Technically, it is. It's just one U-Haul. 11 00:00:28,873 --> 00:00:31,324 It's just temporary, until we get a permanent space. 12 00:00:31,459 --> 00:00:33,543 Can you just move all this stuff into that room back there? 13 00:00:33,662 --> 00:00:37,830 That has, like, a missing part of the roof? This stuff is not waterproof. 14 00:00:37,916 --> 00:00:41,000 This is papier-m?ch?. I have to, like... 15 00:00:41,086 --> 00:00:44,003 (sighs) Fine. Okay, fine. Jesus. 16 00:00:44,089 --> 00:00:46,389 Stupid-ass Dune. 17 00:00:46,508 --> 00:00:48,641 I heard that, by the way. 18 00:00:48,727 --> 00:00:51,177 So, don't be surprised or alarmed 19 00:00:51,313 --> 00:00:53,396 if Anna Booth-Meyers gets in touch with you. 20 00:00:53,515 --> 00:00:57,567 If and when she does, my advice would be to just ignore her calls. 21 00:00:57,686 --> 00:01:00,403 Not to get too much into the gory details, 22 00:01:00,522 --> 00:01:03,022 but Anna wants to make this a full-on private school. 23 00:01:03,158 --> 00:01:07,694 Now, technically, she doesn't have the authority or the power to do that. 24 00:01:07,779 --> 00:01:09,445 - That's actually not true at all, Michelle. - Oh, God. 25 00:01:09,531 --> 00:01:12,115 La Petit Village is a dual immersion 26 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:16,119 French charter school that is 100 percent completely funded. 27 00:01:16,204 --> 00:01:19,872 All we need is just an official vote to reassign the charter into my name. 28 00:01:19,958 --> 00:01:23,543 The board is gonna vote this Saturday. It's very exciting. 29 00:01:23,628 --> 00:01:25,762 Okay, what is going on here? 30 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:27,401 - Is that true? - My school is 31 00:01:27,426 --> 00:01:29,239 based on French language arts. 32 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:32,051 Singapore Math. Montessori approaches. 33 00:01:32,137 --> 00:01:35,688 How about you, Michelle? Would you like to talk to us about your school? 34 00:01:35,774 --> 00:01:39,392 Do you even have a curriculum? 35 00:01:39,527 --> 00:01:42,228 Okay, Anna, that was your department. 36 00:01:42,313 --> 00:01:44,197 It was my department because you couldn't handle it. 37 00:01:44,282 --> 00:01:46,399 No, because I was delegating, 38 00:01:46,534 --> 00:01:50,236 because I was trying to... take care of the 19,000 39 00:01:50,372 --> 00:01:53,456 other things that also needed my attention. 40 00:01:53,575 --> 00:01:57,960 Do you or do you not have a curriculum for your school? 41 00:02:00,582 --> 00:02:02,632 We've had... we've had... 42 00:02:02,751 --> 00:02:06,085 Anna: Exactly. Thank you. Good luck. 43 00:02:06,171 --> 00:02:10,089 Okay, moving on, I am working very closely 44 00:02:10,175 --> 00:02:12,425 with Professor Watsey at Occidental College. 45 00:02:12,510 --> 00:02:15,428 He is the head of the French literature department. 46 00:02:15,563 --> 00:02:17,930 - On top of that... - Actually... 47 00:02:18,066 --> 00:02:21,517 if you will turn your attention towards the loading dock, 48 00:02:21,603 --> 00:02:24,320 where you will see the first installation 49 00:02:24,439 --> 00:02:28,441 of our arts and humanities-based curriculum. 50 00:02:28,526 --> 00:02:30,910 Anna: I'm sorry? Mm-hm. 51 00:02:30,995 --> 00:02:33,529 Mr. Pierson? Mr. Pappas? 52 00:02:33,615 --> 00:02:37,533 Can you come in and just say hi to everyone? 53 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:39,836 Yeah... 54 00:02:39,954 --> 00:02:42,672 Just... 55 00:02:42,791 --> 00:02:46,959 So Mr. Pierson has an MFA from CalArts. 56 00:02:47,095 --> 00:02:51,013 And Mr. Pappas has over 20 years of experience 57 00:02:51,132 --> 00:02:55,268 with... all different types of puppets. 58 00:02:55,353 --> 00:02:56,552 - Puppets? - Puppets. 59 00:02:56,638 --> 00:02:58,387 - Puppets. - Yeah. 60 00:02:58,473 --> 00:03:03,109 Uh... would you gentlemen mind telling us 61 00:03:03,194 --> 00:03:07,447 what you have prepared for our school? 62 00:03:07,532 --> 00:03:09,732 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Um... 63 00:03:09,818 --> 00:03:11,984 - Michelle: Great. - I will allow... 64 00:03:12,070 --> 00:03:16,789 - Please. Yes, please. - myself to go first. 65 00:03:16,875 --> 00:03:19,659 Yeah. Um... (clears throat) So, essentially, 66 00:03:19,744 --> 00:03:22,328 what we believe is that the performing arts 67 00:03:22,464 --> 00:03:26,833 engages all the senses in... 68 00:03:26,918 --> 00:03:29,469 a way that educates the entire being... 69 00:03:29,554 --> 00:03:31,806 That's right. We believe that the renaissance 70 00:03:31,831 --> 00:03:33,446 child is the child of the future. 71 00:03:33,508 --> 00:03:37,176 Alex: We can have, uh, scholars, artists, 72 00:03:37,262 --> 00:03:39,748 and happy children... all at the same time. 73 00:03:39,773 --> 00:03:40,620 Three for one. 74 00:03:40,682 --> 00:03:42,565 Is that helmet papier-m?ch?? 75 00:03:42,684 --> 00:03:44,183 This helmet is papier-m?ch?. 76 00:03:44,319 --> 00:03:46,402 That's an excellent... observation question. 77 00:03:46,521 --> 00:03:50,406 Yeah, and if you're interested in... in looking into it a little further, 78 00:03:50,525 --> 00:03:53,442 there's a whole room full of this puppet stuff. 79 00:03:53,528 --> 00:03:55,945 So, everybody come up and feel free to ask questions. 80 00:03:56,030 --> 00:03:58,414 Yeah! Yep. Come on up. Come on up. We're having a little show and tell. 81 00:03:58,533 --> 00:04:00,199 - Michelle: Yeah, come up, don't be shy. - That's right. 82 00:04:00,285 --> 00:04:01,951 - Come on, guys. - Alex, Brett: Yeah! Yes! 83 00:04:02,036 --> 00:04:03,503 Brett: Come on up and we'll have 84 00:04:03,588 --> 00:04:06,038 a little show and tell of our works. 85 00:04:06,174 --> 00:04:08,007 Alex: Yeah. Okay, just... so what I'm hearing 86 00:04:08,092 --> 00:04:11,794 is you desperately need "stupid-ass Dune" to save your school? 87 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:15,047 If she's throwing some big party to butter everyone up to vote for her, 88 00:04:15,133 --> 00:04:17,600 then I need something to swing the vote in my favor. 89 00:04:17,719 --> 00:04:19,552 And you need this too. 90 00:04:19,637 --> 00:04:23,189 If Anna wins, then we're not going to that school. 91 00:04:23,274 --> 00:04:25,441 And we can't afford to go to private school. 92 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,059 - Alex: Dude, uh... - What's up? 93 00:04:27,145 --> 00:04:29,145 The best they can do is get us used sand 94 00:04:29,230 --> 00:04:31,230 in a few months, so... 95 00:04:31,316 --> 00:04:34,400 Well, we're gonna need the sand now. 96 00:04:34,485 --> 00:04:38,371 - Why? - Because we're going up Saturday night. 97 00:04:38,456 --> 00:04:40,489 We're not ready, and we don't have sand. 98 00:04:40,575 --> 00:04:42,408 - So... - We're gonna get ready, 99 00:04:42,493 --> 00:04:43,910 and, last time I checked, 100 00:04:44,045 --> 00:04:46,996 there was an annoying amount of sand at the beach. 101 00:04:47,081 --> 00:04:49,916 Okay, but that sand belongs to the state of California. 102 00:04:50,001 --> 00:04:52,084 What do you want, you want the stage to look like a crackhouse? 103 00:04:52,170 --> 00:04:55,221 Or you want it to look like a magical, mysterious 104 00:04:55,306 --> 00:04:59,058 learning kingdom? To get that, we need sand. 105 00:04:59,143 --> 00:05:01,427 - Alex: He's right. - To get sand, we need you, 106 00:05:01,563 --> 00:05:03,012 we need all your charter school parents, 107 00:05:03,097 --> 00:05:04,730 we need as many people as we can get together. 108 00:05:04,816 --> 00:05:06,933 Alex: Yeah. Yeah. 109 00:05:07,018 --> 00:05:08,935 Okay. 110 00:05:09,070 --> 00:05:12,438 Michelle: Okay, time to load up. 111 00:05:12,574 --> 00:05:15,575 Thank you, guys. Thanks. 112 00:05:21,616 --> 00:05:24,083 (vehicle approaching) 113 00:05:26,170 --> 00:05:27,753 Oh, Jesus. Finally. 114 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:31,090 Load up, you hooligans! 115 00:05:32,210 --> 00:05:33,960 What up, BP! 116 00:05:34,045 --> 00:05:36,128 I brought you my best men! 117 00:05:37,632 --> 00:05:39,465 Brett! 118 00:05:39,601 --> 00:05:42,051 - Natalie? - Hey! 119 00:05:42,136 --> 00:05:45,021 Don't leave me hanging, tiger. 120 00:05:46,224 --> 00:05:48,641 Hey. What are you doing here? 121 00:05:48,776 --> 00:05:51,360 Uh... this is my... 122 00:05:51,479 --> 00:05:52,945 this is my... my thing. 123 00:05:53,031 --> 00:05:55,114 How do you know Dudley? 124 00:05:55,199 --> 00:05:56,699 (laughs) Wait, who's Dudley? 125 00:05:56,818 --> 00:05:57,817 Dudley Walker. Du... 126 00:05:57,952 --> 00:06:00,569 Oh. Yeah, everybody knows Walker. 127 00:06:00,655 --> 00:06:02,622 Michelle: Guys, let's go! 128 00:06:02,707 --> 00:06:07,126 Uh... okay. Fuck! 129 00:06:07,211 --> 00:06:10,129 Alex: Come on, party people! Whoo! 130 00:06:10,214 --> 00:06:13,299 (lip-syncing) Where the grass is really greener 131 00:06:13,384 --> 00:06:14,834 Oh, God! Oh, God! 132 00:06:14,919 --> 00:06:16,502 Come on now, watch the beat! Watch the beat! 133 00:06:16,587 --> 00:06:18,554 Woman: Go, Alex! Go, Alex! 134 00:06:18,673 --> 00:06:20,806 Must be something in the water 135 00:06:20,892 --> 00:06:22,975 Alex: Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh! 136 00:06:23,061 --> 00:06:25,678 You could travel the world 137 00:06:25,763 --> 00:06:27,563 Alex: Let's go, Michelle! Come on. 138 00:06:27,682 --> 00:06:28,648 - Oh, no. - Come on. 139 00:06:28,733 --> 00:06:29,765 - No, no. - Come on! 140 00:06:29,851 --> 00:06:31,851 No, no! No! 141 00:06:31,936 --> 00:06:34,487 You put me up here, now you're not coming with me? 142 00:06:34,572 --> 00:06:36,489 All right, who else wants to go? 143 00:06:36,574 --> 00:06:38,024 Oh, oh, oh 144 00:06:38,109 --> 00:06:40,693 California girls We're unforgettable 145 00:06:40,778 --> 00:06:43,362 Alex: Oh, shit! 146 00:06:43,498 --> 00:06:45,614 Yeah! Thank you. 147 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:48,200 She's super cute. 148 00:06:48,286 --> 00:06:50,169 You're melting my Popsicle. 149 00:06:50,254 --> 00:06:51,537 Whoo! Hey! 150 00:06:51,622 --> 00:06:53,422 - Too much? - No, it's just enough. 151 00:06:53,541 --> 00:06:55,675 (rattling) Ah! 152 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,461 We're undeniable Fine, fresh, fierce 153 00:06:58,546 --> 00:07:01,263 We got it on lock 154 00:07:01,382 --> 00:07:04,717 West Coast represent Now put your hands up 155 00:07:04,802 --> 00:07:08,387 Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh 156 00:07:08,473 --> 00:07:11,857 California girls We're unforgettable... 157 00:07:11,943 --> 00:07:15,194 Okay, thanks. 158 00:07:15,279 --> 00:07:18,647 Hi! Thank you for being here. Thank you! 159 00:07:18,733 --> 00:07:21,367 Thanks, guys. Oh, sorry! 160 00:07:21,452 --> 00:07:23,035 (laughs) 161 00:07:23,121 --> 00:07:25,287 - Hi! I'm Michelle. - Hi. Natalie. 162 00:07:25,406 --> 00:07:27,323 - I was in the truck with you. - That's right, yes. 163 00:07:27,408 --> 00:07:30,910 - This is Brett. - Uh, yeah... yeah, we met. 164 00:07:31,045 --> 00:07:32,962 - Yes. - Michelle: Cool. 165 00:07:33,081 --> 00:07:34,246 Yeah. 166 00:07:41,672 --> 00:07:45,091 There's a lot of sand at the beach. 167 00:07:52,934 --> 00:07:57,820 Dudley (over walkie-talkie): The perfect spot, my friend. Not a soul in sight. 168 00:07:57,939 --> 00:07:59,488 Copy. 169 00:08:01,659 --> 00:08:04,110 Over. 170 00:08:07,365 --> 00:08:09,615 Dude, who is that Natalie girl? 171 00:08:09,751 --> 00:08:11,951 - Why are you asking? - 'Cause she's hot. 172 00:08:12,086 --> 00:08:14,286 Did you see us grinding in the truck? 173 00:08:14,372 --> 00:08:17,757 That's the girl, dude. That's the girl from the Uber thing, 174 00:08:17,842 --> 00:08:19,125 - the whole... yeah. - What? 175 00:08:19,210 --> 00:08:20,876 Why did you invite her? 176 00:08:20,962 --> 00:08:22,762 I... I didn't invite her! 177 00:08:22,847 --> 00:08:24,630 She's friends with Dudley, dude. I'm not a fucking idiot. 178 00:08:24,766 --> 00:08:26,849 - Oh, my God! - Dudley (over walkie): Brett, cop, cop, cop! 179 00:08:26,968 --> 00:08:29,769 - Halt all operations. - Oh, shit, cops! 180 00:08:35,643 --> 00:08:38,310 Now, motherfucker, he's pulling into you right now. 181 00:08:38,396 --> 00:08:40,396 Okay, uh, everybody, drop your shovels, 182 00:08:40,481 --> 00:08:43,032 and... and just pretend like we're, um, 183 00:08:43,151 --> 00:08:45,284 we're playing in the sand. We're hanging out. 184 00:08:45,369 --> 00:08:48,120 Frolicking in the sand. Come on, people. Frolic! 185 00:08:48,206 --> 00:08:51,957 - That doesn't make any sense. - Alex, pretend you're doing a beach workout, 186 00:08:52,043 --> 00:08:53,292 like the one we went to that time. 187 00:08:53,377 --> 00:08:54,877 Brett: He's coming. He's coming. Hurry. 188 00:08:54,996 --> 00:08:56,128 Hurry up, hurry up. Go, go. 189 00:08:56,214 --> 00:09:00,249 Okay! Listen up, you maggots! 190 00:09:00,334 --> 00:09:03,886 Uh, give me 20 mountain climbers, right now! Hit the deck! 191 00:09:04,005 --> 00:09:08,140 Uh, Alex, it has to be something that normal people can do. 192 00:09:08,226 --> 00:09:10,593 Okay, uh, jumping jacks. Jumping jacks! 193 00:09:10,678 --> 00:09:13,179 Here we go! Ten, nine, 194 00:09:13,314 --> 00:09:16,732 eight, seven, six, 195 00:09:16,851 --> 00:09:19,902 five, four, three, 196 00:09:20,021 --> 00:09:23,189 two, one! Okay, okay! Uh... 197 00:09:23,324 --> 00:09:26,108 - Uh, barrel circles! - Barrel circles! 198 00:09:26,194 --> 00:09:27,243 - Run around your barrel! - Yeah! 199 00:09:27,361 --> 00:09:29,578 Engage your core! High knees! 200 00:09:29,697 --> 00:09:32,915 Come on, here we go! Four, three, 201 00:09:33,034 --> 00:09:34,533 - two, one! - Roger, we're in... 202 00:09:34,669 --> 00:09:35,951 All right, shit sticks! 203 00:09:36,037 --> 00:09:38,337 Let's do 20 seconds of butt kicks! 204 00:09:38,422 --> 00:09:41,290 At this rate, we'll be here all night, huh? 205 00:09:44,846 --> 00:09:47,880 That's not a butt kick! That's not a butt kick! 206 00:09:47,965 --> 00:09:49,215 Come on, like this! 207 00:09:49,350 --> 00:09:51,433 Brett: Yeah! 208 00:09:51,552 --> 00:09:54,136 All clear here. 209 00:09:56,724 --> 00:10:00,059 Heel to ass! Heel to butt! 210 00:10:00,194 --> 00:10:02,561 Alex! Alex! 211 00:10:02,697 --> 00:10:04,029 - All right, good job, everyone. - Yes! 212 00:10:04,115 --> 00:10:07,533 (all cheering) (Michelle sighs) 213 00:10:07,618 --> 00:10:09,618 (screeching) 214 00:10:14,709 --> 00:10:17,409 All right, here he is. Public enemy number one. 215 00:10:17,495 --> 00:10:19,712 Oh, God, oh, God, I'm so ashamed... 216 00:10:19,797 --> 00:10:21,413 - So we having this conversation now? - We're doing it. 217 00:10:21,549 --> 00:10:23,299 It's happening, buddy. It's happening. Um... 218 00:10:23,417 --> 00:10:26,051 Is there or isn't there a, uh, 219 00:10:26,137 --> 00:10:28,053 a woman you once called wife on that beach? 220 00:10:28,139 --> 00:10:31,423 Yes, we are separated, it's super awkward. I should have said something. 221 00:10:31,559 --> 00:10:33,809 - I'm very sorry. - Agreed you should have said something. 222 00:10:33,928 --> 00:10:38,647 Agreed it is super awkward. But... Oh, God. 223 00:10:39,984 --> 00:10:43,936 Yeah. Uh, you don't... I'm not gonna... say anything. 224 00:10:44,071 --> 00:10:46,083 - You don't have to worry. - I appreciate 225 00:10:46,108 --> 00:10:47,847 you being, uh... cool about it. 226 00:10:47,942 --> 00:10:49,608 I am being super cool about it. 227 00:10:49,694 --> 00:10:50,993 - You're welcome. - Pretty cool. 228 00:10:51,112 --> 00:10:53,245 - Yeah. - Thanks, man. 229 00:10:53,331 --> 00:10:54,446 You're welcome, man. 230 00:10:54,582 --> 00:10:57,616 All right. Right. Ooh! 231 00:10:57,752 --> 00:10:59,285 Too soon? That was too soon. 232 00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:00,619 You're right. You know what? 233 00:11:00,755 --> 00:11:02,955 That's on me. This one. Sorry about that. 234 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:06,458 Not sorry. Kind of sorry. 235 00:11:06,594 --> 00:11:09,678 Yeah, well, she's like suddenly... 236 00:11:09,797 --> 00:11:12,631 like baby-crazy, kind of. (laughs) 237 00:11:12,717 --> 00:11:15,050 (laughing) 238 00:11:15,136 --> 00:11:17,136 (chuckles) Okay. 239 00:11:17,221 --> 00:11:19,521 I feel a little worried about her. 240 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:24,476 Like... I don't know, that she's gonna do something stupid or... 241 00:11:24,562 --> 00:11:27,980 Oh. (laughing) 242 00:11:28,115 --> 00:11:31,233 Well, maybe you should just tell her to... slow down. 243 00:11:31,319 --> 00:11:34,954 I mean, I've tried, but... you know. 244 00:11:35,039 --> 00:11:38,457 She's not really listening. 245 00:11:41,996 --> 00:11:44,213 (laughs) What are you doing after this? 246 00:11:44,332 --> 00:11:46,415 You serious? It's, like, gonna be five in the morning. 247 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,667 - So you're free. So it's a date. - Hey, brother. 248 00:11:48,803 --> 00:11:50,886 - Yeah? - Can you run this up the street to Dudley? 249 00:11:51,005 --> 00:11:53,589 I mean, I'd do it myself, but I just pulled my groin big time. 250 00:11:53,674 --> 00:11:57,593 Yeah. Sure, uh... I will be right back. 251 00:11:57,678 --> 00:12:01,347 - I will be right here. - Thank you, man. I really appreciate that. 252 00:12:01,482 --> 00:12:03,232 What are you doing? 253 00:12:03,351 --> 00:12:07,319 What? I pulled my groin. It's a mess. 254 00:12:09,023 --> 00:12:11,607 You know, I just think you should... 255 00:12:11,692 --> 00:12:15,027 - you should just pace yourself, that's all. - Pace myself? 256 00:12:15,162 --> 00:12:17,196 Yeah, with Colin, you know? You just met him... 257 00:12:17,331 --> 00:12:20,249 - Just, you know, just take it easy. - Wow, are you giving me advice? 258 00:12:20,368 --> 00:12:21,950 - Things are moving really fast. - God! Thank you! 259 00:12:22,036 --> 00:12:23,869 I didn't know how to work this, 260 00:12:23,954 --> 00:12:26,955 and now you're here telling me, and I feel so much better. 261 00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:29,425 Okay, well, maybe you should just fuck him on the beach then. 262 00:12:29,543 --> 00:12:31,260 Maybe I will. 263 00:12:32,763 --> 00:12:36,265 All right, so we got one, two, three, four... (man speaks Spanish) 264 00:12:36,384 --> 00:12:38,217 Wait, what do you mean, "No hay"? 265 00:12:38,352 --> 00:12:41,020 There's no ramp. 266 00:12:41,105 --> 00:12:43,806 - Uh... shit. - Um... 267 00:12:46,644 --> 00:12:49,478 - I... maybe can we lift it? - Yeah, would you guys... 268 00:12:49,563 --> 00:12:51,313 - Would you help us? - Maybe the four of us could lift? 269 00:12:51,399 --> 00:12:52,648 We'll see if we can... 270 00:12:52,733 --> 00:12:55,117 Okay, okay. One, two... 271 00:12:55,236 --> 00:12:56,678 - Oh, my God! - All right, that's 272 00:12:56,703 --> 00:12:58,094 a hernia waiting to happen. 273 00:12:58,155 --> 00:13:00,289 We're not doing that. Oh, shit. Okay. 274 00:13:00,408 --> 00:13:04,076 Is there, like, is there maybe somebody we could call who could maybe bring us one? 275 00:13:04,211 --> 00:13:06,829 I can try, but it's the middle of the night. 276 00:13:06,914 --> 00:13:08,532 Um, let's try, that would be 277 00:13:08,557 --> 00:13:10,382 - helpful, thank you. - Alex: Hey! 278 00:13:10,418 --> 00:13:13,419 - Is everything cool or...? - Yeah, we're good. 279 00:13:13,504 --> 00:13:16,588 - We're fucked. - Okay. We can figure this out. 280 00:13:16,674 --> 00:13:18,424 - Yeah. - Um... 281 00:13:18,509 --> 00:13:22,311 - Brett: This is, like, the perfect ramp. - Michelle: Yeah, it's great. 282 00:13:22,430 --> 00:13:25,564 - Oh, boy. Oh, boy! - Heavy? 283 00:13:25,649 --> 00:13:28,901 - Nope. Nope. - Yep. Okay. 284 00:13:28,986 --> 00:13:31,603 Remember when you were cleaning the aquarium with the shop vac, 285 00:13:31,739 --> 00:13:34,690 - and you shot water all over the apartment? - Yeah, yeah. 286 00:13:34,775 --> 00:13:37,943 And we were like, why does this have, like, a blow option? 287 00:13:38,079 --> 00:13:40,579 - You know, it's a vacuum cleaner. - Right. Yes. 288 00:13:40,664 --> 00:13:44,166 So, what if we go to a 24-hour Home Depot, 289 00:13:44,285 --> 00:13:45,951 and we get, like, ten of them, 290 00:13:46,087 --> 00:13:48,620 - and we just, like, suck up the sand... - Okay. 291 00:13:48,756 --> 00:13:51,840 And... and we blow it in the truck directly. 292 00:13:51,959 --> 00:13:53,959 I see what you're getting at, uh, 293 00:13:54,095 --> 00:13:56,178 blue ribbon for creativity, amazing idea. 294 00:13:56,297 --> 00:13:59,298 I'm not sure that those things would, like, 295 00:13:59,383 --> 00:14:02,434 blow sand, like, 20 feet in the air into the truck. 296 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:06,555 Oh... But I like... I mean, good... good thinking. Definitely. 297 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:10,609 (rattling) This is not going anywhere either. Okay. Shit. 298 00:14:10,694 --> 00:14:15,280 Uh... okay, no luck on the ramp. 299 00:14:15,366 --> 00:14:18,650 Uh, well... 300 00:14:23,491 --> 00:14:26,909 - Yes? - Dude. 301 00:14:26,994 --> 00:14:31,330 (majestic music plays) 302 00:14:34,301 --> 00:14:36,585 (creaking) Brett: It's working! 303 00:14:36,670 --> 00:14:38,420 - Yes. - It's working! 304 00:14:38,506 --> 00:14:40,472 Okay, good! Good, keep going! 305 00:14:40,558 --> 00:14:42,307 Keep going! And stop right there! 306 00:14:42,393 --> 00:14:44,009 - Okay. - Okay. 307 00:14:44,145 --> 00:14:45,677 Ooh, this is heavy. Oh, boy. 308 00:14:45,763 --> 00:14:48,063 (straining) Oh, my God! 309 00:14:48,182 --> 00:14:51,233 - Oh, shit! Uh! Okay. - Okay. 310 00:14:51,352 --> 00:14:55,771 Um... we're gonna swing this now, I think. 311 00:14:55,856 --> 00:14:58,524 And on three, you guys let it go. 312 00:14:58,659 --> 00:14:59,858 - No. - Oh... What? 313 00:14:59,994 --> 00:15:02,694 - Oh, he's serious. - Brett: Here we go. 314 00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:05,614 One... 315 00:15:05,699 --> 00:15:08,917 two... 316 00:15:09,036 --> 00:15:09,952 three! 317 00:15:10,037 --> 00:15:11,787 (all shout) 318 00:15:11,872 --> 00:15:14,289 - Shit! - Get out of the way! 319 00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:17,543 - Push it in! - Okay, okay, okay. 320 00:15:17,628 --> 00:15:21,930 (sighs) (cheering) 321 00:15:22,049 --> 00:15:25,217 Dude! Musc... muscles! Muscles! 322 00:15:25,302 --> 00:15:27,352 All right, that was easy. Uh... 323 00:15:27,438 --> 00:15:29,054 You guys wanna load some barrels? 324 00:15:41,318 --> 00:15:44,319 We're stealing sand in the LBC 325 00:15:44,405 --> 00:15:47,706 Moving some barrels with the Pierson family 326 00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:51,627 Working on the crazy play called Dune 327 00:15:51,745 --> 00:15:53,912 Bandit, we've got another Smokey. 328 00:15:53,998 --> 00:15:56,832 (Alex continues rapping indistinctly) 329 00:15:57,801 --> 00:15:59,084 Brett, Brett, Brett, Brett. 330 00:15:59,169 --> 00:16:01,003 Working real hard There's a cop coming! 331 00:16:01,088 --> 00:16:02,504 Right now! Sh, sh! 332 00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:04,723 I got a cop right here. 333 00:16:04,808 --> 00:16:06,391 Pick up, pick up! 334 00:16:06,477 --> 00:16:08,510 Come on, man! Pick up! 335 00:16:10,014 --> 00:16:11,346 Fuck! 336 00:16:13,734 --> 00:16:16,818 Okay! 337 00:16:18,656 --> 00:16:21,323 (groans) 338 00:16:21,442 --> 00:16:26,194 Oh-ho! Ah! (babbling) 339 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:29,781 Officer (over intercom): Sir, step back on the sidewalk, please. 340 00:16:29,867 --> 00:16:31,283 (belches loudly) 341 00:16:31,418 --> 00:16:33,201 Sir, get back on the sidewalk. 342 00:16:33,287 --> 00:16:34,586 Uh! 343 00:16:36,624 --> 00:16:38,257 (Alex rapping indistinctly) 344 00:16:38,342 --> 00:16:41,376 - Yeah! - Sir, get out of the street. 345 00:16:41,462 --> 00:16:45,464 (siren chirps) (laughs) 346 00:16:45,599 --> 00:16:47,382 (siren wails) 347 00:16:47,468 --> 00:16:49,801 Oh, shit, cops! Cops, guys! 348 00:16:49,887 --> 00:16:51,937 Okay, just walk. Do not run to your vehicles. 349 00:16:52,022 --> 00:16:54,606 If you're in the truck, go to the truck. If you're in your cars, go to your cars. 350 00:16:54,692 --> 00:16:56,249 - We're still tying things down. - That's okay, 351 00:16:56,274 --> 00:16:57,583 we'll tie it up when we get in there. 352 00:16:57,645 --> 00:16:58,977 Everything's gonna be fine. 353 00:17:00,981 --> 00:17:03,398 - Get in the wagon! - That spot's for Dudley! 354 00:17:03,484 --> 00:17:04,449 - Really? - What?! 355 00:17:04,535 --> 00:17:05,534 We don't have time! Go, go! 356 00:17:05,653 --> 00:17:06,952 No. Oh... 357 00:17:07,037 --> 00:17:08,654 (car starts) 358 00:17:20,584 --> 00:17:23,552 (howls) 359 00:17:34,315 --> 00:17:35,681 (rock music blares) (shuts off radio) 360 00:17:35,766 --> 00:17:38,850 Whoa! Easy, tiger. 361 00:17:40,354 --> 00:17:42,020 I mean, what... what was that? 362 00:17:42,106 --> 00:17:45,524 You getting back at me for Pam Watkins in Houston? 363 00:17:45,659 --> 00:17:48,527 What? No. That was for your own good. 364 00:17:48,662 --> 00:17:51,079 - Excuse me? - Yeah. 365 00:17:51,198 --> 00:17:53,198 What do you know about what is for my own good? 366 00:17:53,334 --> 00:17:55,033 - No... - I had something going with him! 367 00:17:55,169 --> 00:17:57,119 - You just fucked it up! - You had something going with him? 368 00:17:57,204 --> 00:17:59,087 You had something going with him? 369 00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:00,539 What do you know about any of it? Nothing! 370 00:18:00,624 --> 00:18:02,290 What's his last name? What's his last name? 371 00:18:02,376 --> 00:18:04,426 - Fuck you. - You don't know what his last name is, 372 00:18:04,545 --> 00:18:06,928 and you're ready to get his jizz in your... 373 00:18:07,047 --> 00:18:08,975 - In your johnson! - You know what? 374 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,873 That is none of your fucking business! 375 00:18:10,934 --> 00:18:15,137 What I want to do, whether I want a family, what I'm doing now, 376 00:18:15,222 --> 00:18:16,688 is none of your fucking business! 377 00:18:16,774 --> 00:18:18,557 You know nothing! You just swoop in, 378 00:18:18,692 --> 00:18:20,776 and act like we're fucking friends when we're not 379 00:18:20,894 --> 00:18:22,728 - even fucking friends! - No, we are friends! We are friends. 380 00:18:22,780 --> 00:18:24,229 - No, we're not. - Friends look out for each other. 381 00:18:24,365 --> 00:18:26,064 I haven't heard from you for fucking months. 382 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,567 You're acting recklessly and sloppy. 383 00:18:28,702 --> 00:18:32,571 I mean, you want diseases? Have you thought about this? 384 00:18:34,491 --> 00:18:36,908 And besides, if you want sperm, 385 00:18:37,044 --> 00:18:40,245 there are better options. 386 00:18:40,381 --> 00:18:42,664 Really? Like who? 387 00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:53,425 (laughs) 388 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:58,980 What? (laughing) 389 00:18:59,099 --> 00:19:01,316 You're enjoying that a little too much. 390 00:19:01,435 --> 00:19:03,268 You? Your sperm? 391 00:19:03,353 --> 00:19:06,154 Do you know who I descend from? 392 00:19:06,273 --> 00:19:09,074 Hercules, Apollo, Ajax, Achilles, 393 00:19:09,159 --> 00:19:11,359 Agamemnon, have you heard of these people? 394 00:19:11,445 --> 00:19:14,496 We invented everything: democracy, math, science, 395 00:19:14,615 --> 00:19:16,114 music, medicine. 396 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:21,586 You would be fucking lucky to have my Hellenic jizz. 397 00:19:21,672 --> 00:19:23,622 You'd be lucky. 398 00:19:23,707 --> 00:19:27,209 (laughs) 399 00:19:27,294 --> 00:19:31,847 I'm just imagining your little sperms. 400 00:19:31,965 --> 00:19:33,799 With your big bug eyes. 401 00:19:33,884 --> 00:19:39,104 - I don't have bug eyes. - Yeah, they all look like Jon Lovitz. 402 00:19:40,691 --> 00:19:43,975 (Michelle sighs) Guys, yes. 403 00:19:52,319 --> 00:19:53,952 Ah! Thank you. 404 00:19:54,037 --> 00:19:56,788 Okay, I'm gonna... 405 00:20:11,672 --> 00:20:14,589 All right, man. Thanks. I appreciate everything. 406 00:20:14,675 --> 00:20:17,759 - Be safe. - Yeah. All right, good. 407 00:20:27,070 --> 00:20:30,822 - See you later. There's that. Later. - Yeah. 408 00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:43,869 All right... okay, okay. All right. Look. 409 00:20:43,954 --> 00:20:45,921 - You fucking prick! - Jesus! 410 00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:48,924 - You fucking, fucking fuck! - Stop! Stop pushing me! 411 00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:51,209 - You piece of shit! Asshole! - Don't do that. 412 00:20:51,295 --> 00:20:52,711 - Don't push you? - No, don't push me. 413 00:20:52,796 --> 00:20:54,596 - Don't push you? - No, don't push me. 414 00:20:54,715 --> 00:20:56,798 Guess what? You don't get to tell me what the fuck to do anymore. 415 00:20:56,884 --> 00:21:00,185 You thought it was cute to just act like you don't even know each other? 416 00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:02,854 - Like, in front of me? - It was an awkward situation. Okay? 417 00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:05,307 I was trying to do my best. I didn't know she was planning on coming. 418 00:21:05,392 --> 00:21:06,892 So you have a fucking girlfriend? 419 00:21:07,027 --> 00:21:08,276 No, I don't have a girlfriend, Michelle! 420 00:21:08,395 --> 00:21:10,028 You have someone that you're fucking? 421 00:21:10,113 --> 00:21:11,396 - No, you're gonna come at... - No? 422 00:21:11,532 --> 00:21:12,981 - You're gonna come at me right now? - No or yes? 423 00:21:13,066 --> 00:21:14,232 - Are you coming at me... - Tell me! 424 00:21:14,318 --> 00:21:15,617 Yeah, I fucked her! Yeah! 425 00:21:15,736 --> 00:21:18,820 Finally! Finally, a fucking moment of honesty. 426 00:21:18,906 --> 00:21:20,488 Did you fuck somebody too? Yes, you did. 427 00:21:20,574 --> 00:21:22,624 Who fucked somebody first? I worked my ass off 428 00:21:22,743 --> 00:21:25,076 to bring myself to you, and as soon as I got there, 429 00:21:25,162 --> 00:21:26,628 you fucking bailed on me! Okay? 430 00:21:26,747 --> 00:21:28,747 So please don't bring this shit onto me. 431 00:21:28,832 --> 00:21:31,416 No, you don't get to do this to me 432 00:21:31,501 --> 00:21:34,836 after stringing me along, keeping me in the dark, 433 00:21:34,922 --> 00:21:37,806 and judging me from your fucking high horse. 434 00:21:37,925 --> 00:21:41,760 Everything that I have been doing for the last two months 435 00:21:41,845 --> 00:21:44,095 has been for you and for us. 436 00:21:44,231 --> 00:21:47,015 To stay together for our fucking kids. 437 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:51,403 I've been reminded every second that I could have fucked that up. 438 00:21:51,488 --> 00:21:53,989 And I was looking at you and I was like, this man is so good. 439 00:21:54,107 --> 00:21:55,774 He would never fuck up like this. 440 00:21:55,909 --> 00:21:58,326 And I was going to sleep at night 441 00:21:58,445 --> 00:22:04,282 fucking crying and thinking about you at Alex's house! 442 00:22:04,418 --> 00:22:08,837 And you were in some fucking 17-year-old's pussy? 443 00:22:11,842 --> 00:22:18,296 I... I really hope that you're having a good time sleeping at Alex's. 444 00:22:18,382 --> 00:22:20,849 'Cause I'm fucking done. 445 00:22:20,968 --> 00:22:23,351 That's where you live now. 446 00:23:21,528 --> 00:23:26,114 (snoring) 447 00:23:26,199 --> 00:23:29,034 (knocking on door) 448 00:23:30,203 --> 00:23:32,837 (knocking on door) 449 00:23:55,362 --> 00:23:59,364 In a million years, I never would have... 450 00:24:00,534 --> 00:24:04,569 Yeah. Yeah. 451 00:24:04,705 --> 00:24:08,239 I feel like our whole world is... 452 00:24:08,375 --> 00:24:13,244 falling apart and there's nothing we can do to... 453 00:24:13,330 --> 00:24:17,582 I don't... I don't know. 454 00:24:25,258 --> 00:24:27,926 Um... 455 00:24:28,061 --> 00:24:32,147 So I also wanted to... 456 00:24:32,265 --> 00:24:34,232 apologize. 457 00:24:37,104 --> 00:24:40,605 I've been freezing you out. 458 00:24:40,741 --> 00:24:45,410 For... for a while. 459 00:24:48,031 --> 00:24:52,117 I was just really hurt and jealous 460 00:24:52,252 --> 00:24:55,420 and... angry. 461 00:24:56,506 --> 00:24:59,457 But... but, you know, 462 00:24:59,593 --> 00:25:01,342 like, in light of all this, 463 00:25:01,461 --> 00:25:04,963 it just really seems petty, and I just genuinely 464 00:25:05,098 --> 00:25:07,215 want to be friends now. 465 00:25:09,770 --> 00:25:12,387 Like, not friends 'cause we don't have any other options, 466 00:25:12,472 --> 00:25:16,691 or we're desperate and we got nothing going on. 467 00:25:31,958 --> 00:25:33,158 Friends? 468 00:25:36,913 --> 00:25:38,663 Friends. 469 00:25:43,253 --> 00:25:47,255 I think you 470 00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:50,341 Were wrong 471 00:25:53,079 --> 00:25:57,048 You said I 472 00:25:57,150 --> 00:25:59,784 Can't love 473 00:26:02,455 --> 00:26:06,691 I was put upon this earth 474 00:26:06,793 --> 00:26:11,362 Not by any god or master 475 00:26:15,602 --> 00:26:19,003 Somehow 476 00:26:21,174 --> 00:26:27,345 In some bar someday 477 00:26:30,383 --> 00:26:36,721 I would see your face 478 00:26:39,593 --> 00:26:43,461 I don't believe this shit 479 00:26:43,563 --> 00:26:48,233 I was doing fine without it 480 00:26:48,335 --> 00:26:52,604 Now I can't walk 481 00:26:52,706 --> 00:26:57,242 Alone 482 00:26:58,345 --> 00:27:01,713 I can't walk 483 00:27:01,815 --> 00:27:06,017 Alone 484 00:27:06,067 --> 00:27:10,617 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36504

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