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Brett: Yeah, I had a really
good time too, Natalie.
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Yeah, um...
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You...
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You do want to see me again?
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I...
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Well, how bad do you want it, Natalie?
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'Cause... if you want
it, you're just gonna
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- have to come and get it, baby.
- (door opens)
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- (Alex scatting)
- Oh!
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Oh!
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Lookin' good, dawg!
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(laughs)
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You okay?
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Something happened.
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Look, and to be clear,
it was a total accident.
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She was like, "Come into my bedroom."
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And I was like, "Well, of course
I'm not gonna go into your bedroom."
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And so, as I was walking down the hall,
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I kept saying that.
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But I went in,
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and I woke up
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feeling incredibly guilty,
and... and that was there.
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And then, I was like...
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Hold on a second.
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You... had an incredible
evening with this girl...
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Who is amazing, by the way...
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and you guys were
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just light and fun, and it was natural,
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and you were joking, and
kissing, and making out.
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And... and the... And the new body parts
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were all over the place,
and we were exploring,
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and I was, like, 14, and it was just...
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so incredible,
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and I had so much fun,
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and I would never tell
this to anybody else
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'cause... but, like...
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it's kind of fucking me up.
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At some point, do you think
you guys are gonna talk
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so I can stop being the translator?
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I've been trying so hard to talk to him,
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but you know.
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He's... he's just still so angry.
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Yeah.
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Of course he is.
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'Cause look... look at
his life right now.
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He only has the kids
half the time, he's, like,
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dorming with his best friend,
doing his "Dune" puppet show,
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whatever that fucking thing is.
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He's, like, in heaven.
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It's the hall pass to
end all hall passes.
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I'd stay angry too if I were him.
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This is fucking bullshit!
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- Okay?
- What? What is?
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Do you know what it's called
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when you get pregnant after 35?
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A geriatric pregnancy.
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And I'm not kidding.
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So, I have a geriatric vagina?
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Geri-ina?
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(laughs)
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Apparently, I don't have any eggs left!
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- You don't know...
- The ones I have left
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- are all like... (groans)
- Well, you-
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(in decrepit voice) Sonny boy,
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- come over here!
- Okay.
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Don't do that outside of this sofa.
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I know that I don't have
the best history in terms of,
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you know, my taste in men,
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but I am finally ready.
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I'm ready to find someone who's kind
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and who just wants to have kids
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- and have a nice life.
- I know, I know.
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- Like him.
- Oh!
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(both laugh)
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Ha!
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It's enough to make
me jump off a bridge.
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But you do know that
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this is not the place
you should be looking.
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What's the alternative?
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- I...
- (phone rings)
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What do you suggest?
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Hey, Tracy.
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I mean, really? This
is the picture he chose?
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- This is the picture
- Today? Right now?
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- you chose to send in? Nope.
- I'll be there in a minute, yeah.
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- (sighs)
- What happened?
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- Ugh. It's so weird.
- What?
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No, there's just
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a charter school meeting at Bon Vivant.
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Did you forget?
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No, I... I didn't set it up.
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Anna: Guys, this was so great.
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Thank you all so much.
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We are really getting shit done.
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I am so excited.
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Michelle! Hi!
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How are you, sweetheart?
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Hey, Anna. Um...
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Where have you been?
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- What?
- Oh, I mean,
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the meeting started at 8:00.
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What meeting is this?
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The meeting about the
big fundraiser and...
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I e-mailed you about it on Tuesday.
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No, I didn't get an e-mail.
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What?
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Excuse me.
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Oh.
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You're, like, 12.
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Anna: I'm sure it went to your
Spam with all the recipients.
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But you really didn't miss
anything. You know, we just...
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We talked about the fundraiser,
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which I'm gonna host at my house.
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I'm sure I'm leaving stuff
out, but you know what?
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I can fill you in later.
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- I am off to Pilates, okay?
- Oh.
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- Uh... Mm!
- Oh, my gosh!
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Do you just bathe in coconut oil?
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You're like velvet.
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Call you.
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That's your new friend?
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Yeah.
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I sure don't like her.
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- Why are you being so cagey?
- I'm not being cagey.
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Well, you're, like, not
telling me where we're going.
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You're not answering
any of my questions.
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I just feel... And you're grabbing onto
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- my arm. I don't know what you're...
- Okay.
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You know how I said we
needed some help with "Dune"?
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Yes, I know we discussed this.
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Well, I... I think we found our guy.
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Well, I think I still
wanna try to do this
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on our own, so it's a discussion.
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I... I know, but we're
overwhelmed and we need help
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if we're ever gonna get
this show on its feet.
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- Why are you talking to me like a
- Look...
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- four-year-old right now ?
- It's just...
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Will you promise me
you'll have an open mind?
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- Yes, Daddy. I'll have an open mind.
- Because people can change.
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You know that, right?
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Alex, yes. I know...
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What?
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Oh, fuck. Are you...
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No.
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People do not change that much.
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That is not possible.
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Brett, he's in AA now.
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He was an alcoholic then.
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So what?
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We're, like, his amends or something?
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I don't want to be a project for...
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Well, he knows he treated you like shit,
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so technically, you are
a part of his amends,
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but he just happens to
be a huge "Dune" fan,
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and he's great with visuals, man.
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So, this is win-win.
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She said I left her, baby
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Tell her that I love her
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It's a million in one
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On this squeeze of so much
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Said I am crying
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I am weeping
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'Cause my baby has gone
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My baby is gone
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Okay, I... I look a little bit different
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than my profile pic.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. (chuckles)
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- Or a lot different.
- Uh, yeah.
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Okay, I get it. Um, believe it or not,
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some people in our society are
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really focused on looks.
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So, you know, I chose
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an image that wasn't
so, you know, specific.
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But it's... I'm...
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Is it actually you?
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Yes, it's me.
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It's just some people, if they knew
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exactly what I looked like,
they wouldn't even show up,
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so adjustments...
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need to be made.
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You basically lie?
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It's not lie. It's... Photoshop.
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I mean, okay.
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So you like to travel?
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I...
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You're assuming that...
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I wanna date somebody who starts off
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the relationship with a lie.
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Where was your picture taken?
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What?
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Your profile pic. Where
was that one taken?
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- I was at a Coldplay concert.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah? Which tour?
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- Um, I think it was Parachutes.
- Parachutes.
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2001.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Mmhmm.
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What's it now?
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Okay. No, no.
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I look like my picture.
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- I chose a picture...
- Yeah...
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- That actually resembles
- But-
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what I look like.
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- Resembles is the... is the
- Yeah, there's...
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perfect word for that.
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I'm sorry.
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- I just... Clearly this is...
- Okay. All right.
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Look, I guess we're done here.
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Thanks for meeting me.
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Yeah.
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But look, just let me
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give you a piece of advice.
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You're obviously new to this.
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It is fucking brutal out here.
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I mean, everyone's miserable.
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Everyone is terrified
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and everyone's a
little bit Photoshopped,
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and if you bring the
kind of judgment into this
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that you've been
throwing my way tonight,
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man, you're entering a world of pain.
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Who the fuck do you think you are
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- talking to me like that?
- (sighs)
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Let me break it down for you.
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You're a nerd, okay?
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That's the bottom line.
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And frankly, you are
not good-looking enough
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to be this much of a dick.
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And you are not hot enough
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anymore...
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to be this much of a bitch.
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Alex: Ah, I see.
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- (buzzing)
- (whirring)
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I see this moon that holds the answers.
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But what?
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In my dreams, they call me
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by a new name, but I
do not know why.
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Listen... inside.
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The spice is everywhere.
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- (buzzing)
- (whirring)
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Oh, okay. Okay.
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Just out of curiosity,
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how much of this monologue
are you guys planning
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to include in the... In the final piece?
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Um... uh, all of it.
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Yeah, I mean, there's an
act break right after it,
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- so I feel like it's...
- How many acts?
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Both: Five.
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Okay.
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I-yi-yi-yi-yi
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yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi...
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It's gonna be too long.
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Oh. Well, part of the point
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of this is to play it out real time.
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We're like a tone poem as
opposed to sort of caving
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to the frenetic MTV pacing...
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- Brad. Brad...
- And it needs focus!
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But I love it.
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You do?
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It's fucking great.
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- Yeah?
- Yes!
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It is so DIY and unique.
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Cool. Yeah. Ha!
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00:10:45,898 --> 00:10:47,931
Uh... sand.
265
00:10:47,967 --> 00:10:48,799
Sand?
266
00:10:48,834 --> 00:10:51,434
We're gonna need a whole bunch of sand.
267
00:10:51,470 --> 00:10:52,301
I don't love sand.
268
00:10:52,336 --> 00:10:54,336
Dudley: We're gonna get a huge space,
269
00:10:54,371 --> 00:10:56,105
and we're gonna fill
the fucker with sand!
270
00:10:56,140 --> 00:10:57,940
And then, the sandworms
271
00:10:57,976 --> 00:10:59,709
will come out and they will sail
272
00:10:59,744 --> 00:11:01,077
through the space!
273
00:11:01,112 --> 00:11:04,780
Alex, what if we truncated
the monologue? Okay?
274
00:11:04,816 --> 00:11:07,549
And just when you're about to start,
275
00:11:07,585 --> 00:11:08,650
it all of a sudden comes to a stop
276
00:11:08,685 --> 00:11:11,086
because there's a sandworm
that comes in and attacks.
277
00:11:11,121 --> 00:11:12,087
All right?
278
00:11:12,122 --> 00:11:14,089
And then out of the blue,
279
00:11:14,124 --> 00:11:16,825
there's a huge fucking lighting shift!
280
00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:18,326
(lights click off)
281
00:11:18,361 --> 00:11:20,829
Uh... what... I mean,
how are we gonna see?
282
00:11:20,864 --> 00:11:22,697
Dudley: Plug those in
right there. Plug those in.
283
00:11:22,733 --> 00:11:23,865
- Dude...
- Alex: These ones?
284
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,533
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
285
00:11:25,568 --> 00:11:27,467
Yeah!
286
00:11:27,503 --> 00:11:28,869
Brett: That's for... that's for later
287
00:11:28,904 --> 00:11:30,570
when... in, like, the
third act though. It's...
288
00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:33,040
- It's okay, it's okay.
- Okay, Brett. Give me a drumbeat.
289
00:11:33,075 --> 00:11:34,274
- O... okay.
- (drumming)
290
00:11:34,309 --> 00:11:35,876
Dudley: That's right.
291
00:11:35,911 --> 00:11:37,911
Keep it coming. Keep it coming.
292
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,546
- And, Paul...
- Yeah?
293
00:11:39,581 --> 00:11:40,814
What are you gonna do
294
00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:43,016
when the sandworm attacks, man?!
295
00:11:43,051 --> 00:11:44,050
(drum beating)
296
00:11:44,085 --> 00:11:46,252
You gonna give me that mind control?
297
00:11:46,287 --> 00:11:47,391
- Yeah!
- You're gonna give me
298
00:11:47,545 --> 00:11:48,648
- that mind control?!
- Uh-huh.
299
00:11:49,277 --> 00:11:51,658
- Now get rid of the puppet.
- I can't get rid of the puppet.
300
00:11:51,693 --> 00:11:53,860
Come on, Alex. You are the star, man,
301
00:11:53,895 --> 00:11:55,995
- not that fucking puppet!
- No. The puppet's an extension of me.
302
00:11:56,031 --> 00:11:57,948
- Get rid of the puppet, man!
- I think you should get rid of
303
00:11:58,097 --> 00:11:59,865
the puppet, Alex. Just do it.
304
00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:01,867
- (buzzing)
- (whirring)
305
00:12:01,902 --> 00:12:03,234
- (inhales deeply)
- Yeah. Do it.
306
00:12:03,270 --> 00:12:04,469
Give me those eyes.
307
00:12:05,939 --> 00:12:06,972
Yeah!
308
00:12:10,878 --> 00:12:13,244
Okay, Pappas! I warned you
309
00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,681
about charging your buddy's car
310
00:12:15,716 --> 00:12:18,549
and about this loud, weirdo
shit going on in here!
311
00:12:18,584 --> 00:12:20,284
Now you're out!
312
00:12:26,959 --> 00:12:28,592
What did he just say?
313
00:12:29,696 --> 00:12:30,661
(party music plays)
314
00:12:30,697 --> 00:12:33,430
It's like a fuckin' airport.
315
00:12:33,465 --> 00:12:35,331
All right, let me look at you.
316
00:12:35,366 --> 00:12:36,700
Okay.
317
00:12:36,735 --> 00:12:39,135
- Let's break out the big guns.
- Oh, Tina. No.
318
00:12:39,171 --> 00:12:41,370
- Yeah.
- I don't wanna look, like... chesty.
319
00:12:41,406 --> 00:12:43,807
You need to prove to
everybody that you are a leader
320
00:12:43,842 --> 00:12:46,009
and you can get this done.
321
00:12:46,044 --> 00:12:48,344
- Th... this way?
- Yes.
322
00:12:48,379 --> 00:12:51,413
Well, you know, I'm not
in competition with Anna.
323
00:12:51,448 --> 00:12:54,282
Yeah, but she's in competition with you.
324
00:13:05,096 --> 00:13:06,528
Michelle!
325
00:13:06,563 --> 00:13:08,596
Hi, beautiful.
326
00:13:08,631 --> 00:13:09,396
Wow.
327
00:13:09,432 --> 00:13:12,433
- You look so beautiful.
- Oh, hi.
328
00:13:13,302 --> 00:13:14,869
Oh, this is my sister, Tina.
329
00:13:14,904 --> 00:13:15,703
Tina. Hi.
330
00:13:15,739 --> 00:13:18,372
- Oh, my goodness. Hello. Muah!
- Oh!
331
00:13:18,407 --> 00:13:19,774
- So good to see you.
- You too.
332
00:13:19,809 --> 00:13:22,176
Anna: So it's all happening.
Look at all the people.
333
00:13:22,212 --> 00:13:23,277
- It's great.
- Michelle: Yeah.
334
00:13:23,312 --> 00:13:25,245
There's so many. Um...
335
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,480
who are all these people?
336
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,416
Oh, it's a lot of
Ben's friends from work,
337
00:13:30,452 --> 00:13:33,220
some of my friends, a lot of
Westside money. It's really great.
338
00:13:33,255 --> 00:13:35,588
I think even if we
get a handful of them,
339
00:13:35,624 --> 00:13:37,490
we're, like, halfway to our goal.
340
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,458
It's gonna be amazing.
341
00:13:38,493 --> 00:13:40,927
So, you guys come on in.
Make yourselves at home.
342
00:13:40,963 --> 00:13:42,661
I'm gonna go do my thing.
343
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,630
- Tina, it's so nice to meet you.
- You too!
344
00:13:44,665 --> 00:13:46,441
- Oh, God.
- What the fuck is that,
345
00:13:46,561 --> 00:13:49,802
- a wedding dress?
- Looks like it.
346
00:13:49,837 --> 00:13:53,572
- Okay, this is a charter school party.
- I know.
347
00:13:53,607 --> 00:13:56,041
This is, like, so rich.
348
00:13:56,077 --> 00:13:57,309
You want a drink?
349
00:13:57,344 --> 00:13:58,710
- Yes.
- Okay.
350
00:13:58,746 --> 00:14:00,444
- Yes.
- Meet you back here.
351
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,248
Anna: Oh, boy. Do you
just bathe in coconut oil?
352
00:14:03,283 --> 00:14:05,083
Your skin is like velvet.
353
00:14:05,118 --> 00:14:06,985
Mm! Good to see you, honey.
354
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,686
Guys, you made it.
355
00:14:08,721 --> 00:14:10,088
I can't believe it.
356
00:14:10,123 --> 00:14:12,824
(phone vibrates)
357
00:14:14,127 --> 00:14:15,260
Hello?
358
00:14:16,361 --> 00:14:19,096
What up, Big C?
359
00:14:20,565 --> 00:14:21,799
(chuckles)
360
00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:24,001
Yeah, man.
361
00:14:24,036 --> 00:14:25,803
So, uh, what's on your mind?
362
00:14:25,838 --> 00:14:29,173
Big C: How do you feel
about a million dollars?
363
00:14:30,810 --> 00:14:32,009
Are you kidding me?
364
00:14:32,044 --> 00:14:34,443
I never kid about money, bitch!
365
00:14:34,478 --> 00:14:37,680
Jesus Christ! You're on
the show, motherfucker!
366
00:14:37,715 --> 00:14:39,248
Offer just went to your agent.
367
00:14:39,284 --> 00:14:40,283
Go buy a car,
368
00:14:40,318 --> 00:14:41,818
go buy a fuckin' boat,
369
00:14:41,853 --> 00:14:43,419
sink the boat, buy a new boat!
370
00:14:43,454 --> 00:14:46,022
- Let's do it! Pappas!
- (gasps)
371
00:14:47,091 --> 00:14:48,390
(door opens)
372
00:14:51,628 --> 00:14:53,661
What's going on?
373
00:14:53,697 --> 00:14:55,563
Oh, it's just work stuff.
374
00:15:02,206 --> 00:15:03,305
You know, you can tell me
375
00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:05,540
about work. You don't have to, like...
376
00:15:05,575 --> 00:15:08,442
hide and be ashamed.
377
00:15:08,477 --> 00:15:10,344
- I'm not ashamed.
- Well, you, like,
378
00:15:10,379 --> 00:15:12,446
never take the calls in front of me.
379
00:15:12,481 --> 00:15:13,881
Like, somebody calls and you, like,
380
00:15:13,916 --> 00:15:15,549
run down the hall or something.
381
00:15:15,584 --> 00:15:16,817
- It just feels...
- Okay.
382
00:15:16,853 --> 00:15:19,820
Um, that was, um, Big C.
383
00:15:19,856 --> 00:15:23,224
He offered me a full-time
job on the show...
384
00:15:23,259 --> 00:15:24,924
for two years...
385
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:28,094
for huge money.
386
00:15:28,129 --> 00:15:30,864
I... I don't know what I'm
gonna do about it, so...
387
00:15:30,899 --> 00:15:32,165
Whoa.
388
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:35,134
Right. And it's that
look that you're giving me
389
00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:36,903
right now...
390
00:15:36,938 --> 00:15:37,937
which is the reason why
391
00:15:37,973 --> 00:15:40,706
I can't tell you this stuff
'cause if for one second
392
00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:43,408
I entertain doing anything
other than being in our little
393
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,143
playpen of "Dune,"
394
00:15:45,179 --> 00:15:46,684
you look at me like I'm a sell-out, man!
395
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,381
Dude, that... That's on you, okay?
396
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:52,851
Honestly, if you want to
fuckin' be a Russian vampire,
397
00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:54,552
- like, go be a Russian vampire.
- It's a somnambulist.
398
00:15:54,588 --> 00:15:57,455
Well, if you want to waste
your time and your life
399
00:15:57,491 --> 00:15:59,190
- playing that shit, then fine.
- I'm not trying to
400
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:00,424
waste my time, man.
401
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,993
What are you talking about?
402
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:04,195
Just because you for the moment
403
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,796
have taken a vacation
404
00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:07,965
in fairy land from your life
405
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,066
and, you know, you're living
406
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:12,370
inside of Frank Herbert's
imagination, and you hooked up
407
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,738
with a random girl from Uber,
408
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,940
like, I'm not doing it wrong
409
00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:19,376
just because I'm not right
there with you, you know?
410
00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:20,576
So...
411
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,381
Uh...
412
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,153
Yeah...
413
00:16:30,188 --> 00:16:33,422
No. Okay, okay. Uh...
414
00:16:37,628 --> 00:16:39,828
Tina: They're all married.
415
00:16:39,863 --> 00:16:42,331
It's fuckin' hopeless.
416
00:16:42,366 --> 00:16:45,367
Might as well get a
sperm donor right now.
417
00:16:45,403 --> 00:16:47,169
Might get some money for the school.
418
00:16:47,204 --> 00:16:48,337
- Oh, we're all set.
- Of course.
419
00:16:48,372 --> 00:16:50,104
- We're good. We're gonna be fine.
- Yeah.
420
00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:52,706
I need to find that e-mail.
421
00:16:52,742 --> 00:16:54,208
What e-mail?
422
00:16:54,244 --> 00:16:55,843
Yeah.
423
00:16:55,878 --> 00:16:59,414
Can you create a distraction?
424
00:16:59,449 --> 00:17:00,982
What?
425
00:17:01,017 --> 00:17:02,317
I just...
426
00:17:02,352 --> 00:17:05,353
I need to get up those stairs
without anyone seeing me.
427
00:17:05,388 --> 00:17:07,854
Please? You're good at, like,
getting people's attention.
428
00:17:07,889 --> 00:17:09,722
Can you just, like, do a thing?
429
00:17:10,826 --> 00:17:13,460
You want me to do a thing?
430
00:17:13,495 --> 00:17:15,062
Yeah.
431
00:17:31,446 --> 00:17:32,578
Excuse me!
432
00:17:32,613 --> 00:17:33,912
Excuse me!
433
00:17:33,948 --> 00:17:35,814
Over here, everyone!
434
00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:37,183
I'd just like to make a toast
435
00:17:37,218 --> 00:17:39,985
to our beautiful hostess, Anna.
436
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:43,054
Anna, this party is off the hook.
437
00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:44,755
We are all so grateful.
438
00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:46,591
And everybody over here,
439
00:17:46,626 --> 00:17:47,993
let's just take one minute
440
00:17:48,028 --> 00:17:50,061
to look over here.
441
00:17:50,097 --> 00:17:52,230
Attention over here so we can celebrate
442
00:17:52,265 --> 00:17:54,132
this wonderful woman.
443
00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:55,200
This is the kind of woman
444
00:17:55,235 --> 00:17:57,234
who comes in and takes charge...
445
00:17:57,269 --> 00:17:58,668
whether you want her to or not,
446
00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:01,805
and that is what we need for
our schools, right, everybody?
447
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:05,775
And I don't know about
you, but I am so inspired
448
00:18:05,811 --> 00:18:07,978
tonight, and in fact,
449
00:18:08,014 --> 00:18:10,847
I am gonna sing a song about it...
450
00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:12,449
because...
451
00:18:12,485 --> 00:18:14,950
that's how inspired I am.
452
00:18:14,986 --> 00:18:17,753
So... here it goes.
453
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,924
I'm gonna make a change
454
00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:26,129
For once in my life
455
00:18:27,032 --> 00:18:29,332
It's gonna feel real good
456
00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:30,933
It's gonna make a difference
457
00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:35,537
It's gonna make it right
458
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:37,072
(laughs)
459
00:18:37,107 --> 00:18:38,940
(mumbles)
460
00:18:38,975 --> 00:18:42,010
And the wind that blows
461
00:19:31,425 --> 00:19:32,491
Mich?
462
00:19:34,328 --> 00:19:35,927
What the fuck are you doing?
463
00:19:37,431 --> 00:19:39,197
- (whispers)
- Oh, my God!
464
00:19:39,232 --> 00:19:42,166
- You almost gave me a heart attack.
- Why are you on the floor?
465
00:19:42,202 --> 00:19:45,103
Come help me look up this e-mail.
466
00:19:48,108 --> 00:19:49,673
Okay...
467
00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:52,543
Oh, I got it. I got it.
468
00:19:54,247 --> 00:19:56,279
Michelle: Oh, my God.
469
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,717
This bitch. Fucking cunt.
470
00:20:00,752 --> 00:20:03,920
- This bitch deliberately left me off.
- She did.
471
00:20:09,261 --> 00:20:11,861
Feel so good
472
00:20:11,896 --> 00:20:13,029
Hi there.
473
00:20:13,064 --> 00:20:17,266
I hear that you called
for an UberX-tremely sexy!
474
00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:19,502
Um, hey, Brett.
475
00:20:19,537 --> 00:20:21,003
You, um...
476
00:20:21,038 --> 00:20:25,874
You can't just, like, show
up at my house like this.
477
00:20:25,909 --> 00:20:27,209
Oh, shit.
478
00:20:27,245 --> 00:20:29,478
Um... fuck. I'm sorry. I...
479
00:20:29,514 --> 00:20:31,212
I'm sorry. It's just that, um,
480
00:20:31,248 --> 00:20:33,448
you know, I'm, like, I'm an
independent woman...
481
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:35,816
- Right, I get it. I get it.
- And I could have...
482
00:20:35,852 --> 00:20:39,621
any number of things
going on in my apartment.
483
00:20:41,924 --> 00:20:43,191
- Are you fucking with me right now?
- Yes!
484
00:20:43,226 --> 00:20:44,759
- What the... I thought you were boning
- I'm fucking with you.
485
00:20:44,794 --> 00:20:48,128
- dudes in here! What's... Jesus!
- Get in here please!
486
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,329
- Ki-ya!
- (laughs)
487
00:20:49,365 --> 00:20:51,298
Sorry. That just... I
don't know why I did that.
488
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,766
You know what? I brought you a gift.
489
00:20:52,801 --> 00:20:54,668
- Oh?
- It's an "I'm sorry" gift
490
00:20:54,703 --> 00:20:57,003
- for karate chopping you.
- Well, you're... thinking ahead.
491
00:20:57,039 --> 00:20:58,505
- This is what I... this is what...
- I like that.
492
00:20:58,541 --> 00:21:00,374
I knew I was gonna do something
stupid when I got here, so I was like,
493
00:21:00,409 --> 00:21:02,442
- "I'm gonna bring you a gift."
- Foresight.
494
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:03,644
Mm-hmm.
495
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,878
- No, no, no.
- Yes, yes, yes.
496
00:21:05,913 --> 00:21:09,948
Did you make me a...
A Just the Rain shirt?
497
00:21:09,984 --> 00:21:11,484
I will say it's one of a kind.
498
00:21:11,519 --> 00:21:13,452
- This is beautiful.
- This one's for me.
499
00:21:13,488 --> 00:21:15,288
Oh...
500
00:21:15,323 --> 00:21:16,622
Yeah.
501
00:21:16,658 --> 00:21:18,274
- Look at him!
- Sometimes you gotta break up
502
00:21:18,421 --> 00:21:20,827
- with the band if you want to be free.
- Yes.
503
00:21:20,861 --> 00:21:22,494
- If you want to fly.
- Yes.
504
00:21:22,529 --> 00:21:24,896
But I feel like to make
it complete, we have to
505
00:21:24,931 --> 00:21:26,264
try them on though.
506
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:28,151
Um, I'm interested in seeing that
shirt on you for sure.
507
00:21:30,579 --> 00:21:31,836
Well, um...
I'm not wearing a bra currently.
508
00:21:31,871 --> 00:21:33,672
Hm.
509
00:21:33,707 --> 00:21:35,807
I'm in if you're in.
510
00:21:38,044 --> 00:21:40,311
Anna: It was a total nightmare.
511
00:21:40,346 --> 00:21:42,479
All day long he wouldn't eat his dinner.
512
00:21:42,515 --> 00:21:43,947
He's, like, throwing potatoes at me.
513
00:21:43,982 --> 00:21:45,316
And at, like, 9:30 at night,
514
00:21:45,351 --> 00:21:47,351
He's asleep with a crown on his head.
515
00:21:47,386 --> 00:21:48,952
- Oh, that is so precious.
- Excuse me.
516
00:21:48,987 --> 00:21:51,188
- Hey! Hey!
- Can I please talk to you for a minute?
517
00:21:51,224 --> 00:21:53,390
Of course, yeah. What's going on?
518
00:21:53,426 --> 00:21:57,260
Uh, can it be alone?
519
00:21:57,295 --> 00:21:59,161
Anna: You know what? I
will find you ladies later.
520
00:21:59,197 --> 00:22:00,896
Have so much fun, okay?
521
00:22:00,932 --> 00:22:04,100
What's going on, Michelle?
522
00:22:04,135 --> 00:22:05,101
What are you doing?
523
00:22:05,136 --> 00:22:08,170
Throwing an awesome
party. What are you doing?
524
00:22:08,206 --> 00:22:10,106
Why are you trying to push me out?
525
00:22:10,141 --> 00:22:12,274
What are you talking about, Michelle?
526
00:22:12,309 --> 00:22:15,143
Anna, you have been
calling meetings without me.
527
00:22:15,178 --> 00:22:17,479
No, I haven't.
528
00:22:17,514 --> 00:22:19,147
Yes, you have.
529
00:22:19,182 --> 00:22:21,082
- No.
- Stop lying!
530
00:22:21,118 --> 00:22:23,051
- What?
- Stop lying.
531
00:22:23,086 --> 00:22:24,152
Stop lying.
532
00:22:24,187 --> 00:22:25,411
You've been calling meetings
without me.
533
00:22:25,466 --> 00:22:26,722
- No, I haven't.
- I know that you have.
534
00:22:26,753 --> 00:22:27,753
What?
535
00:22:27,758 --> 00:22:30,758
I... I looked at your
e-mail account, okay?
536
00:22:30,793 --> 00:22:32,593
So, I know that you have.
537
00:22:32,629 --> 00:22:34,194
I'm sorry?
538
00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:35,229
You...
539
00:22:35,265 --> 00:22:37,665
I... Tracy told me.
540
00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:40,901
So, I looked at your computer.
541
00:22:42,405 --> 00:22:43,437
Anna, I am...
542
00:22:43,473 --> 00:22:45,906
really grateful for all the
help that you've given me,
543
00:22:45,941 --> 00:22:49,809
but please know that
I have built the school
544
00:22:49,844 --> 00:22:51,444
from the ground up.
545
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,513
I have put my whole heart into this,
546
00:22:53,548 --> 00:22:56,516
and this crazy fundraiser
547
00:22:56,551 --> 00:22:58,985
with super-rich people is just not
548
00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:01,521
what I want to be doing!
549
00:23:04,892 --> 00:23:07,159
Are you done?
550
00:23:07,194 --> 00:23:09,295
Uh, yes.
551
00:23:09,330 --> 00:23:11,997
Because from where I stand, Michelle,
552
00:23:12,032 --> 00:23:15,901
you don't seem to be doing anything.
553
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:18,236
Without me, none of this
554
00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:19,371
would be happening.
555
00:23:19,407 --> 00:23:20,571
So, yeah, Michelle,
556
00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,340
I'm taking a little bit of initiative,
557
00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:23,841
and I would like a fucking thank you
558
00:23:23,876 --> 00:23:26,377
- for saving your ass!
- This is my school.
559
00:23:26,413 --> 00:23:28,828
It's my project, okay?
You don't get to just come in
560
00:23:28,973 --> 00:23:30,848
- and take it.
- Are you kidding me?
561
00:23:30,883 --> 00:23:33,017
Without me, you don't
have a fucking school,
562
00:23:33,052 --> 00:23:35,820
and these rich people,
these are the people
563
00:23:35,855 --> 00:23:38,455
who by the end of the night
will have our entire school
564
00:23:38,490 --> 00:23:41,224
funded, and right now,
you are getting in the way,
565
00:23:41,259 --> 00:23:44,127
and that is why I don't
invite you to meetings.
566
00:23:44,162 --> 00:23:45,796
I think you are completely
567
00:23:45,831 --> 00:23:48,898
ineffective, I think
you're crazy incomp...
568
00:23:48,934 --> 00:23:49,966
No!
569
00:23:52,003 --> 00:23:53,403
Yeah!
570
00:23:53,439 --> 00:23:55,070
Ha!
571
00:23:56,708 --> 00:23:57,840
Oh, my...
572
00:23:57,875 --> 00:24:00,075
(Tina cackles)
573
00:24:00,436 --> 00:24:04,569
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574
00:24:04,615 --> 00:24:05,815
I thought I'd learn
575
00:24:05,850 --> 00:24:08,484
From my mistakes
576
00:24:08,519 --> 00:24:09,652
I thought he'd learn
577
00:24:09,687 --> 00:24:11,519
From my mistakes
578
00:24:11,555 --> 00:24:13,187
I thought you'd give me
579
00:24:13,223 --> 00:24:15,323
The right advice
580
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:17,191
I thought he'd let me in
581
00:24:17,227 --> 00:24:20,027
For one last time
582
00:24:33,642 --> 00:24:35,376
The planks rattle around
583
00:24:35,411 --> 00:24:37,310
Like an old-timey movie
584
00:24:37,346 --> 00:24:38,945
In tube-top and shorts
585
00:24:38,981 --> 00:24:41,382
That Vice called
"pull-me-down"
586
00:24:41,417 --> 00:24:42,549
And he's ignoring me
587
00:24:42,585 --> 00:24:44,451
Like it's 2001
588
00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:49,822
Why keep time traveling
589
00:24:49,858 --> 00:24:51,691
If it doesn't get better
590
00:24:51,726 --> 00:24:54,994
On the second time around?
591
00:24:55,029 --> 00:24:56,962
Why keep time traveling
592
00:24:56,998 --> 00:24:58,531
If it doesn't get better
593
00:24:58,566 --> 00:25:01,901
On the second time around?
594
00:25:01,936 --> 00:25:03,001
I thought I'd learn
595
00:25:03,036 --> 00:25:05,203
From my mistakes
596
00:25:05,238 --> 00:25:06,438
I thought he'd learn
597
00:25:06,473 --> 00:25:08,473
From my mistakes
598
00:25:08,509 --> 00:25:10,275
I thought you'd give me
599
00:25:10,310 --> 00:25:12,043
The right advice
600
00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:14,245
I thought he'd let me in
601
00:25:14,281 --> 00:25:17,248
For one last time
602
00:25:30,429 --> 00:25:33,531
(Soft piano notes)
603
00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:35,098
604
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:38,435
(Light instrumental music)
605
00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:41,538
606
00:25:41,573 --> 00:25:42,472
(Music fades)
607
00:25:42,522 --> 00:25:47,072
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