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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,000 - Synced and corrected by VirusKiller - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:31,459 --> 00:00:32,374 Mr. Belyakov: Everything okay? 3 00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:33,842 Brett, stop playing. Stop playing. 4 00:00:33,961 --> 00:00:35,461 - What? - Shh! 5 00:00:35,596 --> 00:00:36,462 Come here! 6 00:00:36,597 --> 00:00:37,930 What's going on? What happened? 7 00:00:38,015 --> 00:00:39,682 - It's the landlord. - Mr. Belyakov: I heard big bump. 8 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:40,933 He's not happy about the situation. 9 00:00:41,018 --> 00:00:42,468 Mr. Belyakov: I come in, okay? 10 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,688 - (keys rattling) - Oh... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 11 00:00:47,224 --> 00:00:49,058 Mr. Belyakov. Welcome. 12 00:00:49,143 --> 00:00:50,809 Everything's A-okay, Mr. Belyakov. 13 00:00:50,945 --> 00:00:52,778 - What is that? - Uh... 14 00:00:52,863 --> 00:00:54,647 My friend has an electric vehicle. 15 00:00:54,782 --> 00:00:55,981 He just needed a quick boost. 16 00:00:56,117 --> 00:00:58,233 Mr. Belyakov: No. No, no, no, boys. 17 00:00:58,319 --> 00:01:00,285 Sorry about that. We'll cover that. 18 00:01:00,371 --> 00:01:01,870 - We just... - It's messy here. 19 00:01:01,989 --> 00:01:04,456 - Sorry. - What are you playing, "Harry Potter"? 20 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:06,158 Both: "Dune." 21 00:01:07,495 --> 00:01:10,496 So this is why pretty girl left. 22 00:01:13,467 --> 00:01:15,000 Jesus. 23 00:01:15,086 --> 00:01:17,086 Where is Christy, by the way? 24 00:01:17,171 --> 00:01:19,838 She's been, uh, working nights. 25 00:01:19,974 --> 00:01:23,592 Yeah, but she hasn't really been here during the day either. 26 00:01:28,849 --> 00:01:30,149 Shit. 27 00:01:30,234 --> 00:01:31,517 Found it. 28 00:01:31,602 --> 00:01:33,519 "I'm leaving. Not that you'd notice 29 00:01:33,604 --> 00:01:35,487 "since you live in an imaginary world 30 00:01:35,573 --> 00:01:38,691 with your closeted lover, Brett." 31 00:01:38,826 --> 00:01:41,276 Might want to read the rest of that in private. 32 00:01:42,747 --> 00:01:43,946 Oh. 33 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,700 Sorry, man. 34 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:11,056 Michelle: Okay, so Tina's gonna be here in an hour. 35 00:02:11,192 --> 00:02:12,641 Thank you so much for covering. 36 00:02:12,727 --> 00:02:13,809 Sure, no problem. 37 00:02:13,894 --> 00:02:15,227 You're going to Tiller? 38 00:02:16,697 --> 00:02:17,730 Uh... yeah. 39 00:02:17,865 --> 00:02:21,900 I'm just meeting this other mom there 40 00:02:21,986 --> 00:02:23,535 who's... she seems like she's 41 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:25,404 really on top of things. 42 00:02:25,539 --> 00:02:27,322 Cool. Sounds good. 43 00:02:31,662 --> 00:02:33,078 I feel like I should... 44 00:02:33,214 --> 00:02:37,082 just let you know that, um... 45 00:02:37,168 --> 00:02:38,250 David is not a part 46 00:02:38,385 --> 00:02:40,302 - of the charter school at all, and... - You know... 47 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:42,755 I'm sorry. Can we not have this conversation right now? 48 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:43,840 I have a lot of work to do, 49 00:02:43,865 --> 00:02:44,864 - and I'm just not... - No, I'm not... 50 00:02:44,925 --> 00:02:46,175 But just so you know, I'm not trying 51 00:02:46,260 --> 00:02:47,259 to have a conversation. 52 00:02:47,394 --> 00:02:48,844 I'm just saying he... 53 00:02:48,929 --> 00:02:50,262 I just wanted to let you know 54 00:02:50,347 --> 00:02:51,430 I'm not, like, going to work 55 00:02:51,565 --> 00:02:53,232 - and, like, seeing him... - Yeah, but I don't... 56 00:02:53,317 --> 00:02:54,600 want you to mention his name 57 00:02:54,735 --> 00:02:55,708 right now is what I'm trying 58 00:02:55,733 --> 00:02:56,843 - to explain to you, okay? - Okay. 59 00:02:56,937 --> 00:02:57,736 So we're... 60 00:02:57,822 --> 00:02:59,354 I feel... I just... I'm trying to 61 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,440 - just say that I'm not... - Michelle, shut the fuck up! 62 00:03:03,277 --> 00:03:05,077 You fucked him. 63 00:03:05,162 --> 00:03:07,830 Don't talk to me about him. 64 00:03:09,617 --> 00:03:11,250 'Cause I get to sit here looking at my stuff 65 00:03:11,335 --> 00:03:13,202 and thinking about him making you cum 66 00:03:13,287 --> 00:03:14,670 in a hotel room. 67 00:03:21,629 --> 00:03:22,845 Okay. 68 00:03:22,963 --> 00:03:24,179 Okay. 69 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:29,051 (door closes) 70 00:03:31,105 --> 00:03:33,689 Your husband fucking hates you. 71 00:03:33,808 --> 00:03:35,891 Really, that's great. 72 00:03:35,976 --> 00:03:37,976 You know what, Brett? 73 00:03:39,146 --> 00:03:42,648 Don't ask if everything's okay 74 00:03:42,783 --> 00:03:44,366 if you don't actually want to know 75 00:03:44,485 --> 00:03:45,701 whether everything's okay. 76 00:03:45,820 --> 00:03:47,486 Why are you even asking? 77 00:03:47,571 --> 00:03:49,488 Just to be, like, a fucking... 78 00:03:51,125 --> 00:03:53,158 Hi. 79 00:03:54,662 --> 00:03:57,663 - Everything okay? - Hi, Anna. Yeah. Just... 80 00:03:57,748 --> 00:03:59,832 waiting, um... 81 00:03:59,967 --> 00:04:02,467 I'm just, like, having a meltdown. 82 00:04:02,553 --> 00:04:05,170 - Hey. - Hi. 83 00:04:05,256 --> 00:04:06,889 What is going on? 84 00:04:08,309 --> 00:04:10,058 Oh... 85 00:04:12,179 --> 00:04:14,513 Okay. Um... 86 00:04:14,648 --> 00:04:17,232 I guess I just don't know what the fuck I'm doing? 87 00:04:17,351 --> 00:04:19,017 Like, my husband hates me, 88 00:04:19,103 --> 00:04:21,603 my kids are mad at me 'cause I'm gone all the time, 89 00:04:21,689 --> 00:04:24,990 I am so in over my head 90 00:04:25,075 --> 00:04:27,109 with the school since David quit. 91 00:04:28,612 --> 00:04:29,661 I just feel like 92 00:04:29,747 --> 00:04:30,946 I'm fucking everything up. 93 00:04:31,031 --> 00:04:32,831 Like, I just keep making mistakes just... 94 00:04:32,917 --> 00:04:34,700 - Not just here, but, like... - You know what? 95 00:04:34,835 --> 00:04:36,702 You just need to take a second and stop. 96 00:04:37,955 --> 00:04:39,421 You're kicking ass on this school. 97 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:40,539 You are! 98 00:04:40,674 --> 00:04:43,709 I am in, like, awe of what you are doing. 99 00:04:43,794 --> 00:04:45,544 I am in awe of what we are doing. 100 00:04:45,679 --> 00:04:47,629 Like, everyone involved is just so 101 00:04:47,715 --> 00:04:50,048 proud and excited to be a part of this. 102 00:04:50,184 --> 00:04:53,218 It's, like, the best thing in my life right now. 103 00:04:53,354 --> 00:04:55,437 - Oh. - That is not saying attendance. 104 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:57,773 I am a stay-at-home mother of two, but... 105 00:04:57,892 --> 00:05:02,110 I think what we're doing is pretty fucking awesome, okay? Okay. 106 00:05:02,229 --> 00:05:04,813 - That makes me feel good. Thank you. - So just know that. 107 00:05:04,899 --> 00:05:06,949 - Thanks. - Wipe that... 108 00:05:11,488 --> 00:05:13,288 And now this guy. 109 00:05:13,407 --> 00:05:15,657 - What? - Ugh. Just this contractor is, 110 00:05:15,743 --> 00:05:18,160 - like, making my life a misery. - Ah. 111 00:05:18,245 --> 00:05:20,462 Every time I see him, 112 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:22,631 there's a new cost, there's something going on. 113 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:23,832 He's, like, pushing back the date... 114 00:05:23,918 --> 00:05:25,217 Ugh. That's what contractors do. 115 00:05:25,302 --> 00:05:26,752 - I mean... - I know, but I just, like, 116 00:05:26,837 --> 00:05:29,221 I don't know enough to call him on his bullshit. 117 00:05:29,306 --> 00:05:31,256 And even if I did, I don't have time 118 00:05:31,392 --> 00:05:33,175 to, like, manage a construction site. 119 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:34,142 Hold on. 120 00:05:34,261 --> 00:05:36,178 I have just the thing. 121 00:05:36,263 --> 00:05:37,763 First off... 122 00:05:37,848 --> 00:05:39,898 I think this color would look amazing on you. 123 00:05:39,984 --> 00:05:41,767 All right, now, I have 124 00:05:41,852 --> 00:05:43,526 something in here that is gonna make 125 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,177 - everything better. - It's so pretty. 126 00:05:45,272 --> 00:05:48,824 Why don't we have some fun with this guy? 127 00:05:48,943 --> 00:05:50,525 You want one? 128 00:05:50,611 --> 00:05:52,110 Um... 129 00:05:52,196 --> 00:05:55,080 What is it, like, a lollipop? 130 00:05:55,165 --> 00:05:57,532 Well, kind of. 131 00:05:57,618 --> 00:05:59,785 Let's fucking do this. 132 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:02,337 The town? You know, I'm not exactly sure. 133 00:06:02,456 --> 00:06:03,956 Hello? 134 00:06:04,041 --> 00:06:05,590 Oh, he's adorable. 135 00:06:05,676 --> 00:06:06,792 Oh, thank you. 136 00:06:06,927 --> 00:06:09,211 He's a big flirt. (chuckles) 137 00:06:09,296 --> 00:06:10,545 Yeah, you are. 138 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:12,297 You are. 139 00:06:12,383 --> 00:06:13,682 (farts) 140 00:06:16,303 --> 00:06:17,436 (farts) 141 00:06:17,521 --> 00:06:20,355 (giggling) 142 00:06:21,942 --> 00:06:23,692 (farts) 143 00:06:23,811 --> 00:06:26,194 (sniffs) 144 00:06:26,313 --> 00:06:27,646 Oh. 145 00:06:27,781 --> 00:06:29,731 Excuse me. 146 00:06:29,817 --> 00:06:31,533 There's a changing room on the second floor. 147 00:06:31,652 --> 00:06:33,318 - Oh, is there? Thank you so much. - Yeah. 148 00:06:33,454 --> 00:06:36,488 Um... nobody has a diaper, do they? 149 00:06:36,623 --> 00:06:38,790 - No. - No diaper? 150 00:06:38,876 --> 00:06:41,743 Fire hose and a hazmat suit? 151 00:06:50,504 --> 00:06:51,670 (squish) 152 00:07:05,519 --> 00:07:06,935 I didn't want to have to do this, 153 00:07:07,021 --> 00:07:08,854 but frankly, you brought it on yourself. 154 00:07:11,025 --> 00:07:12,741 (grunts) 155 00:07:21,668 --> 00:07:22,751 Yeah, copy. 156 00:07:22,870 --> 00:07:25,337 Megan, uh, are you sure about this thing? 157 00:07:25,422 --> 00:07:26,922 I... I look like Judas Priest. 158 00:07:27,041 --> 00:07:29,374 (whispers) Yeah, it's gothic. 159 00:07:29,460 --> 00:07:30,425 It looks amazing on you. 160 00:07:30,544 --> 00:07:31,877 I... What? Why are you whispering? 161 00:07:32,012 --> 00:07:34,379 I can't... (whispers) 162 00:07:34,515 --> 00:07:36,381 Excuse me. I need to check in on Jennifer. 163 00:07:36,517 --> 00:07:39,101 What is... What are you doing? 164 00:07:39,219 --> 00:07:40,385 What? 165 00:07:40,471 --> 00:07:42,187 Big C in the house! 166 00:07:42,272 --> 00:07:43,722 (whispers) Pappas! 167 00:07:43,807 --> 00:07:44,856 Shh, shh, shh. 168 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:46,858 Yeah! Shh. 169 00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:49,111 Why are you whisp... Why is everyone whispering? 170 00:07:49,229 --> 00:07:51,229 No, no. I think... uh... everybody... 171 00:07:51,315 --> 00:07:52,781 It's just... well, 172 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:54,366 everybody's being real chill right now 173 00:07:54,451 --> 00:07:55,700 'cause I think they're all excited 174 00:07:55,786 --> 00:07:57,152 to work with you, to be honest. 175 00:07:57,237 --> 00:07:59,071 - Okay. - Uh, speaking of which, let's 176 00:07:59,156 --> 00:08:00,705 - get you chained up in your dungeon. - Yeah. 177 00:08:00,791 --> 00:08:02,958 I'm just gonna say hi to the new director real quick and then we'll go. 178 00:08:03,077 --> 00:08:04,576 Yeah, no, no, no. the thing about that is, uh, 179 00:08:04,711 --> 00:08:06,378 he likes to keep a set like... 180 00:08:06,463 --> 00:08:07,579 he wants to jump into the first take 181 00:08:07,714 --> 00:08:09,748 without talking it to death, you know what I mean? 182 00:08:09,833 --> 00:08:11,833 Just jump right into it. 183 00:08:11,919 --> 00:08:16,254 Is that the asshole director from "Into the Canyon"? 184 00:08:16,390 --> 00:08:17,756 Uh... yeah, dude. So crazy good 185 00:08:17,841 --> 00:08:19,808 with visuals and shit, right? 186 00:08:19,927 --> 00:08:23,812 - Is he crying? - Uh... I don't know. 187 00:08:23,931 --> 00:08:25,097 Allergies maybe? 188 00:08:25,182 --> 00:08:28,483 Maybe he's sad 'cause he's a horrible person. He... 189 00:08:28,602 --> 00:08:30,485 ruined my best friend. (chuckles) 190 00:08:30,604 --> 00:08:31,520 Fucking crazy. 191 00:08:31,605 --> 00:08:33,105 Guys, let's roll on one, right? 192 00:08:33,190 --> 00:08:35,774 Let's... let's get one goin'. 193 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:38,693 Contractor: Now that the drywall is off, 194 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:40,745 we might have asbestos in the walls, 195 00:08:40,831 --> 00:08:44,449 which if it is, I'm sure I don't have to tell you... 196 00:08:44,585 --> 00:08:46,084 nightmare. 197 00:08:46,170 --> 00:08:48,370 (mouthing) 198 00:08:48,455 --> 00:08:50,088 Now, my asbestos guys are really busy 199 00:08:50,174 --> 00:08:51,706 over the next couple weeks, but I might be able 200 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:53,091 to squeeze them in on the weekend 201 00:08:53,177 --> 00:08:54,543 if you can swing time-and-a-half. 202 00:08:54,628 --> 00:08:56,962 Oh, my gosh, really? Thank you. 203 00:08:57,097 --> 00:08:58,180 This way. 204 00:08:58,298 --> 00:08:59,631 Now, we are gonna have 205 00:08:59,716 --> 00:09:01,683 to redo the entire 206 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:04,853 roof here, okay? The entire roof. 207 00:09:04,972 --> 00:09:07,639 Because the whole base layer was 208 00:09:07,774 --> 00:09:09,307 totally rotted out. 209 00:09:09,393 --> 00:09:10,475 So... 210 00:09:10,611 --> 00:09:13,395 I know you got hard out at the end of the summer, 211 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:14,646 but with all these issues, 212 00:09:14,781 --> 00:09:17,232 I don't think I can guarantee the completion 213 00:09:17,317 --> 00:09:19,568 of the original timeline we discussed. 214 00:09:19,653 --> 00:09:23,488 I mean, like... this place is a mess. 215 00:09:29,296 --> 00:09:30,829 I think you're a mess. 216 00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:34,966 (chuckles) You heard me. 217 00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:36,751 I said you're a mess. 218 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:38,720 You took this contract, 219 00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:40,138 you knew we were under a deadline, 220 00:09:40,224 --> 00:09:41,339 you start whining and bitching 221 00:09:41,475 --> 00:09:43,925 and moaning, pushing back your fucking deadline 222 00:09:44,011 --> 00:09:45,143 and jacking up your prices?! 223 00:09:45,229 --> 00:09:47,312 Well, I... I just wasn't aware 224 00:09:47,347 --> 00:09:49,064 - of your personal issues... - Stop. You're fired. 225 00:09:49,183 --> 00:09:50,682 Tell him. 226 00:09:57,024 --> 00:09:58,573 You are fired. 227 00:10:02,029 --> 00:10:04,246 Okay. Fine. 228 00:10:04,364 --> 00:10:05,530 Good luck, ladies... 229 00:10:05,616 --> 00:10:07,449 'cause you're gonna fucking need it. 230 00:10:07,534 --> 00:10:10,869 (laughs) Good luck to you. 231 00:10:11,004 --> 00:10:14,005 (gasps) Oh, my God. 232 00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:15,290 Yes! 233 00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:18,260 - What a gentleman. - Oh... 234 00:10:18,378 --> 00:10:19,344 No. No, no, no. 235 00:10:19,429 --> 00:10:20,762 - No, no, no. Shh! - Oh, why did we do that? 236 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:23,014 We are gonna be fine! Look, I have a guy. 237 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,216 I gave him a ton of work. 238 00:10:24,301 --> 00:10:25,634 He owes me big time. 239 00:10:25,719 --> 00:10:27,352 You think he'll do it? 240 00:10:27,437 --> 00:10:29,104 I'm gonna make him do it. 241 00:10:34,394 --> 00:10:37,062 Is anybody up there? 242 00:10:37,197 --> 00:10:39,397 I'm not a monster! 243 00:10:39,533 --> 00:10:42,567 I simply have a sleep disorder! 244 00:10:43,453 --> 00:10:46,454 And for the love of God, I need food! 245 00:10:46,573 --> 00:10:48,073 And water! 246 00:10:48,158 --> 00:10:49,791 Please! 247 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:53,411 Please, please help me! 248 00:11:05,092 --> 00:11:06,258 Cut? 249 00:11:08,595 --> 00:11:10,762 Big C: We're in the middle of a take and he just walks off set. 250 00:11:10,847 --> 00:11:12,147 - No. Like, he's physically not here. - Hello? 251 00:11:12,266 --> 00:11:14,766 Alex: Uh, where... where's the director? 252 00:11:14,901 --> 00:11:16,651 Uh, yeah, cut. 253 00:11:16,770 --> 00:11:18,820 (ringing) Dude, so good. 254 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,238 So fucking good. 255 00:11:20,324 --> 00:11:22,440 Hey guys, let's take five, right? 256 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,120 (clattering) 257 00:11:35,255 --> 00:11:36,621 Not in the cabinet... 258 00:11:36,757 --> 00:11:38,423 Whoa! Hey, man, you're in the wrong place. 259 00:11:38,508 --> 00:11:41,126 - Get out, bro! - Homeboy, you're in the wrong place. 260 00:11:41,211 --> 00:11:42,961 This is my clothes. 261 00:11:43,046 --> 00:11:47,048 These are my organic cold-pressed juices, Vegapocolypse. 262 00:11:47,134 --> 00:11:48,266 Okay. 263 00:11:48,352 --> 00:11:50,802 Do you have any... 264 00:11:50,887 --> 00:11:52,020 Where's the mini-bar in here? 265 00:11:52,139 --> 00:11:53,722 I don't have a minibar. 266 00:11:53,807 --> 00:11:54,773 - This isn't a hotel. - Coke, 267 00:11:54,858 --> 00:11:56,641 narcos, any... any kind of painkillers, 268 00:11:56,727 --> 00:11:58,143 - muscle relaxants, anything? - I... 269 00:11:58,278 --> 00:12:00,395 - You know what? Let me get a medic for you. - No, no, no, no! 270 00:12:02,699 --> 00:12:06,318 - They send you in here looking for me? - Uh... 271 00:12:06,453 --> 00:12:08,953 - Did who send me in here looking for you? - The fucking producers, man. 272 00:12:09,039 --> 00:12:10,322 Did they send you in here to get me? 273 00:12:10,407 --> 00:12:11,706 No, they didn't. 274 00:12:14,328 --> 00:12:15,794 Look, I'm sorry, man. 275 00:12:15,879 --> 00:12:17,996 I'm trying to be a better guy. 276 00:12:18,081 --> 00:12:20,215 (sighs) 277 00:12:20,334 --> 00:12:23,635 I just have very deep self-esteem issues, 278 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,170 and I'm trying to change that, 279 00:12:25,255 --> 00:12:26,671 but it's really hard, man, 280 00:12:26,757 --> 00:12:28,423 and I'm sorry if I took that out on you. 281 00:12:28,508 --> 00:12:29,592 It is not your fault and I 282 00:12:29,617 --> 00:12:30,866 - want you to know that. - Okay. 283 00:12:30,927 --> 00:12:33,144 - Yeah, I... I know that. - I know I'm a dickhead 284 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,730 and I have alienated everybody... 285 00:12:37,401 --> 00:12:39,434 but I can't go in there... 286 00:12:39,519 --> 00:12:42,187 and face those people, man. 287 00:12:44,991 --> 00:12:46,191 Okay. 288 00:12:47,778 --> 00:12:49,077 (cries) 289 00:12:49,196 --> 00:12:51,413 Oh, my God. 290 00:12:51,531 --> 00:12:54,082 It's fucking embarrassing. 291 00:12:55,869 --> 00:12:57,535 Um... 292 00:12:57,621 --> 00:13:00,705 When we... when we go back in there, can... 293 00:13:00,841 --> 00:13:02,340 Can you help me? 294 00:13:02,426 --> 00:13:04,876 Please? 295 00:13:04,961 --> 00:13:07,178 - Girl 1: You can live there for all I care. - Girl 2: Oh, my God. 296 00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:08,546 Why are you coming at me like this? 297 00:13:08,632 --> 00:13:10,548 I have literally done everything you wanted to do today! 298 00:13:10,684 --> 00:13:12,884 - Yep, sure we did. - We went to every motherfucking store! 299 00:13:13,019 --> 00:13:14,135 And you know what? I even had to talk 300 00:13:14,221 --> 00:13:16,271 - to that nasty, unmarried bald man! - Excuse me, 301 00:13:16,390 --> 00:13:17,349 would you ladies like to take 302 00:13:17,374 --> 00:13:18,464 - the 110 or the 134? - Oh, my God! 303 00:13:18,558 --> 00:13:20,392 - Just keep talking, bitch. Okay? - Excuse me, ladies... 304 00:13:20,527 --> 00:13:21,810 - Just keep talking! - Uh-uh-uh! 305 00:13:21,895 --> 00:13:23,561 - You did not just tell me... - I will slap those eyelashes 306 00:13:23,647 --> 00:13:25,613 - right off of you! - You know what? We'll take the 110 then. 307 00:13:25,732 --> 00:13:27,282 All you do is tell people what to do! 308 00:13:27,401 --> 00:13:28,900 - Fucking broad! - Hey! 309 00:13:29,035 --> 00:13:32,036 No! Hey! Stop it this instant! 310 00:13:32,122 --> 00:13:34,823 Nobody's killing anybody, okay? Hey, I'm driving! 311 00:13:34,908 --> 00:13:36,408 Whoa! Whoa! Okay! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 312 00:13:36,493 --> 00:13:37,792 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 313 00:13:37,911 --> 00:13:39,744 (arguing continues) Hey! 314 00:13:39,830 --> 00:13:40,912 Hey, cut it out! 315 00:13:41,047 --> 00:13:42,747 All right. Um... 316 00:13:45,001 --> 00:13:45,884 Okay. Hey! 317 00:13:45,969 --> 00:13:47,469 I fucking hate you! 318 00:13:47,587 --> 00:13:49,471 Get out of my car! Enough! 319 00:13:49,589 --> 00:13:51,423 Get out of my car... Oh! 320 00:14:07,991 --> 00:14:09,691 (door opens) 321 00:14:09,776 --> 00:14:12,861 Larry: Tina? I'm home. (door closes) 322 00:14:14,948 --> 00:14:16,448 Tines? 323 00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:17,615 Shit. 324 00:14:17,751 --> 00:14:18,950 Fuck. 325 00:14:29,429 --> 00:14:30,462 - Hey! - Hey! 326 00:14:30,597 --> 00:14:31,930 I didn't expect you to... 327 00:14:32,015 --> 00:14:33,348 - be home. - Yeah. 328 00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:36,017 We had an accident. (coughs) 329 00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:37,685 It's all right, sweetie. 330 00:14:37,804 --> 00:14:38,970 We had a really big poop, 331 00:14:39,105 --> 00:14:41,139 and we were around the corner, (Frank cries) 332 00:14:41,224 --> 00:14:43,641 and we had such a big poop... It's okay, sweetie. 333 00:14:43,727 --> 00:14:47,228 And so, we just ended up coming here, and I, um... 334 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,314 uh... 335 00:14:49,449 --> 00:14:51,115 Okay, it's all right, sweetie. 336 00:14:51,201 --> 00:14:52,400 I know. It's okay. 337 00:14:52,486 --> 00:14:55,320 We're gonna leave! We're just leaving right now! 338 00:14:55,455 --> 00:14:57,322 I just gotta get my stuff! 339 00:14:57,457 --> 00:14:58,656 Hon? 340 00:15:01,244 --> 00:15:02,827 Hey, little man. 341 00:15:03,797 --> 00:15:05,580 Want some Cheerios? 342 00:15:05,665 --> 00:15:07,048 (cries) 343 00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:09,334 Cheerio you right up-io. 344 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:13,137 (chews) That's right. 345 00:15:13,223 --> 00:15:14,138 Man, these are good. 346 00:15:14,224 --> 00:15:17,175 Do you think you can handle some Cheerios? 347 00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:20,011 (imitates plane) 348 00:15:20,096 --> 00:15:21,012 Oh. 349 00:15:21,097 --> 00:15:22,180 What do you think of that? 350 00:15:22,265 --> 00:15:25,400 What do you think of that? 351 00:15:25,519 --> 00:15:28,152 (imitates plane) They're magic. 352 00:15:28,238 --> 00:15:32,907 (babbles) Yeah, I know. I know. 353 00:15:33,026 --> 00:15:35,693 Oh, oh, oh Almost there. 354 00:15:35,779 --> 00:15:37,362 Almost there. (mutters) 355 00:15:43,453 --> 00:15:44,869 (grunts) (shackles clatter) 356 00:15:45,005 --> 00:15:46,871 Oh, oh, oh 357 00:15:47,007 --> 00:15:52,093 Save up all the days 358 00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:53,545 - I think we got that. - Yes! 359 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,046 (ringing) Fuckin' Pappas! 360 00:15:55,131 --> 00:15:56,965 A routine malaise 361 00:15:58,718 --> 00:16:02,604 Just like yesterday 362 00:16:02,722 --> 00:16:05,807 I told you I would stay 363 00:16:05,892 --> 00:16:09,444 Oh, oh, oh 364 00:16:09,563 --> 00:16:13,731 Would you always 365 00:16:13,817 --> 00:16:16,234 Always 366 00:16:16,319 --> 00:16:19,070 Maybe sometimes 367 00:16:19,155 --> 00:16:21,205 Dudley: See you next week. 368 00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:25,410 Make it easy? 369 00:16:28,081 --> 00:16:31,549 Take your time 370 00:16:31,635 --> 00:16:33,301 Oh 371 00:16:43,763 --> 00:16:46,681 Is... is that a tiara or a crown? 372 00:16:46,766 --> 00:16:49,434 Oh, oh, oh 373 00:16:49,569 --> 00:16:53,154 You don't like it? No, I do! 374 00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,489 - You know, I would! - You would? 375 00:16:54,608 --> 00:16:57,108 - I would! Of course! - Of course you would! 376 00:16:57,193 --> 00:17:00,028 It's so cool 'cause you... 'cause you guys are just... 377 00:17:00,113 --> 00:17:02,280 Oh, oh, oh Brett: See, that's where you got it wrong. 378 00:17:02,415 --> 00:17:03,615 This is a new service. 379 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,783 - This is called Uber Zombie... - Natalie: Oh! (laughs) 380 00:17:05,869 --> 00:17:07,335 - where you got some blood on the seats, - Yeah. 381 00:17:07,454 --> 00:17:08,586 You got a little blood in the hair, 382 00:17:08,672 --> 00:17:10,538 - we got little dents in the forehead. - Mm-hmm. 383 00:17:10,624 --> 00:17:12,507 - It's gonna be the shit. - Um, quick question. 384 00:17:12,626 --> 00:17:16,210 - Mm-hmm? - Do... do all Uber-zies, uh, come with... 385 00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,546 Is it just, like, Bruce Hornsby on the radio 386 00:17:18,632 --> 00:17:20,181 across the board or is that, like... 387 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,517 Well, you got a lot of options in here. 388 00:17:22,636 --> 00:17:23,768 You got Bruce Hornsby, 389 00:17:23,853 --> 00:17:25,803 - Mmkay. - you got Bruce Hornsby and the Range, 390 00:17:25,889 --> 00:17:28,473 - Okay. - or you can have just the Range. 391 00:17:28,608 --> 00:17:30,391 Wait. Like, the Range has their own... 392 00:17:30,477 --> 00:17:32,110 The Range was the shit on their own. 393 00:17:32,195 --> 00:17:33,561 Long ago They... they... oh! 394 00:17:33,647 --> 00:17:35,196 Uh-huh Yeah. 395 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:37,615 Listen to the mandolin rain Now we are just the Range 396 00:17:37,701 --> 00:17:40,735 Yeah, listen to our awesome new song 397 00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:42,203 (car turns off) Brett: Oh! 398 00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:43,488 (Natalie laughs) Shit. 399 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:46,157 - Um... - This is the part where I murder you. 400 00:17:48,161 --> 00:17:49,160 That was a joke. (laughs) 401 00:17:49,295 --> 00:17:51,295 Uh, I just... My battery just died. 402 00:17:51,381 --> 00:17:53,881 Not going to kill you, just... 403 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,133 Are you okay? 404 00:17:55,218 --> 00:17:56,584 Oh... What happened? That wasn't that funny. 405 00:17:56,670 --> 00:17:58,169 - No, no, no, no. - That really wasn't that funny. 406 00:17:58,254 --> 00:18:00,805 I had a little, uh, a little wine maybe before... 407 00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:02,056 Oh, okay. That's better. 408 00:18:02,175 --> 00:18:03,891 Um, your toy cart. I... I... 409 00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:05,510 Good, good. I was starting to think 410 00:18:05,645 --> 00:18:08,012 you might be an idiot, so this... this is better. 411 00:18:08,148 --> 00:18:09,731 Ooh, no, yeah. Better. 412 00:18:09,849 --> 00:18:12,433 Does this conclude our journey, uh, or... 413 00:18:12,519 --> 00:18:13,818 I mean, it... it better 414 00:18:13,903 --> 00:18:15,520 - 'cause I literally can't go anywhere. - Can't go anywhere. 415 00:18:15,655 --> 00:18:16,821 - Okay. - I'm living in your driveway. 416 00:18:16,906 --> 00:18:18,022 - Okay. - This is what's gonna happen. 417 00:18:18,108 --> 00:18:20,191 Um, I could, um, in fact 418 00:18:20,243 --> 00:18:21,418 give you that electricity you're 419 00:18:21,443 --> 00:18:22,801 - looking for. - I was begging for that, 420 00:18:22,862 --> 00:18:24,362 - just so you know. - I know you were. 421 00:18:24,497 --> 00:18:26,497 - Thank you properly. - Did you know I was making you work for it? 422 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,391 - Yeah. Oh. - Because you made 423 00:18:27,416 --> 00:18:28,223 a joke about murdering me 424 00:18:28,284 --> 00:18:30,001 - in my own driveway, so... - Well, that's a good point. 425 00:18:30,086 --> 00:18:31,786 All right, I'll tell you what, I will give you 426 00:18:31,871 --> 00:18:34,672 - a free Uber ride for a little juice. - Ooh! 427 00:18:34,758 --> 00:18:35,790 Sold. 428 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,447 (chuckles) Well, hello. 429 00:19:00,950 --> 00:19:03,735 Mm. Mm-mm. 430 00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:05,820 Mm. 431 00:19:05,905 --> 00:19:07,155 Wow. 432 00:19:31,097 --> 00:19:32,597 What are you doing? 433 00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:35,767 I was... 434 00:19:35,852 --> 00:19:37,435 - Well, you see, I was... - Getting a condom. 435 00:19:37,570 --> 00:19:38,936 Yeah, I was. 436 00:19:40,073 --> 00:19:42,356 What... I'm on the pill. 437 00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:43,775 Oh. 438 00:19:44,744 --> 00:19:46,110 Oh, uh... 439 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,500 Tina: Really? That is so fucked up! 440 00:19:52,619 --> 00:19:54,335 That is so fucked up! 441 00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:55,703 Do you think I'm that crazy 442 00:19:55,789 --> 00:19:57,121 that I would fucking lie to you? 443 00:19:57,257 --> 00:19:58,506 I didn't say that. 444 00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:00,458 - Please calm down. - Well, that is that you are implying! 445 00:20:00,593 --> 00:20:02,794 - Please calm down. - Don't fucking tell me 446 00:20:02,879 --> 00:20:03,928 Hey, I said to calm down! 447 00:20:04,013 --> 00:20:05,179 - Not to speak to me like that! - No! 448 00:20:05,298 --> 00:20:07,465 Fuck you! I'll speak to you however the fuck I want! 449 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,434 - What the fuck was that? - I'm sorry about the condom, 450 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:11,719 but you've gotta get hold of yourself. 451 00:20:11,805 --> 00:20:13,137 - Will you please... - I'm a hold of myself. 452 00:20:13,223 --> 00:20:14,222 What the fuck was that? 453 00:20:14,307 --> 00:20:15,940 What kind of person do you think I am? 454 00:20:16,025 --> 00:20:18,476 Let me just... let me just ask you a question. 455 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,813 Do you want children? 456 00:20:22,982 --> 00:20:25,316 (laughs) It's all you talk about. 457 00:20:25,451 --> 00:20:26,951 - That's what I'm doing right now. - You're right, 458 00:20:27,036 --> 00:20:28,986 but you're obsessed with your sister's children. 459 00:20:29,072 --> 00:20:30,238 You asked me what I do, 460 00:20:30,323 --> 00:20:32,039 I said I brought them here, I brought them there. 461 00:20:32,158 --> 00:20:34,158 I... This is what we did. That's my day. 462 00:20:34,244 --> 00:20:36,160 That's what I'm just telling you, what my day is. 463 00:20:36,296 --> 00:20:38,379 But you do. 464 00:20:41,751 --> 00:20:43,000 It's okay to. 465 00:20:43,136 --> 00:20:44,886 No, I don't. 466 00:20:48,675 --> 00:20:50,258 I don't. I just wanna... 467 00:20:50,343 --> 00:20:52,643 I just... I don't know if I do. 468 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:53,678 I just don't know, 469 00:20:53,763 --> 00:20:55,179 so I just don't wanna close the door. 470 00:20:55,265 --> 00:20:57,148 - Why does the door have to be closed? - Well, it's not. 471 00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:58,482 Just because I don't want it to be closed 472 00:20:58,568 --> 00:21:00,017 - doesn't mean that it has to be! - This door is... 473 00:21:00,103 --> 00:21:01,402 - this door is not closed for you. - Okay! 474 00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:02,854 That's all I need to know, 475 00:21:02,939 --> 00:21:04,405 - that it's not closed. - The door is not closed for you. 476 00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:05,523 The door is closed for me. 477 00:21:05,692 --> 00:21:06,858 It's not closed for you. 478 00:21:08,695 --> 00:21:10,912 There's nothing wrong with wanting to have children. 479 00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:11,913 Nothing. 480 00:21:12,031 --> 00:21:13,698 Do you know how many men that are out there 481 00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,917 that would kill to have children with you? 482 00:21:17,871 --> 00:21:20,121 I am sorry I'm not that man. 483 00:21:21,591 --> 00:21:24,458 How can you just say that you know that you don't want any? 484 00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:27,428 - I saw you with Frank. - I love kids. I... I do. 485 00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:28,713 So that's all it is! 486 00:21:28,798 --> 00:21:29,657 Well, I mean no, it's more. 487 00:21:29,682 --> 00:21:30,572 - It's... it's... it's... - No! 488 00:21:30,683 --> 00:21:32,547 It's way, way, way, way, way more 489 00:21:32,572 --> 00:21:34,209 - than that. - It isn't with me! 490 00:21:34,270 --> 00:21:35,386 I would do everything. 491 00:21:35,471 --> 00:21:37,221 I want to do everything. 492 00:21:38,141 --> 00:21:40,725 I finally found something I'm good at... 493 00:21:42,395 --> 00:21:44,395 and I wanna do it with you. 494 00:21:49,869 --> 00:21:51,285 Oh, honey. 495 00:21:54,407 --> 00:21:55,740 I'm sorry. 496 00:21:58,828 --> 00:22:00,244 I'm sorry. 497 00:22:34,414 --> 00:22:37,331 All right, the key with Hot Pockets... 498 00:22:37,450 --> 00:22:39,000 a lot of paper towels. 499 00:22:39,118 --> 00:22:41,202 Yeah. Keep it going, man. This is our safety. 500 00:22:43,039 --> 00:22:44,255 - I... - You call it. 501 00:22:44,340 --> 00:22:46,841 Actually, I'm totally bluffing. 502 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,175 I'm... This is freaking me out. 503 00:22:48,294 --> 00:22:49,844 - You... your car plugs in. - We need to put these... 504 00:22:49,963 --> 00:22:51,353 - I knew this. - put these... put these back. 505 00:22:51,378 --> 00:22:51,987 I can't do that. 506 00:22:52,098 --> 00:22:53,848 The Dead Sea Scrolls. 507 00:22:53,967 --> 00:22:54,932 God. 508 00:22:55,018 --> 00:22:56,384 (laughs) Amazing. 509 00:22:56,469 --> 00:22:57,402 - Oh. - You... you don't have to 510 00:22:57,427 --> 00:22:58,460 laugh about that, but thanks. 511 00:22:58,521 --> 00:23:00,054 - Yeah, well, it's fine. - I appreciate it. 512 00:23:04,227 --> 00:23:05,693 Oh! Hot! 513 00:23:05,812 --> 00:23:07,028 But it's really good. 514 00:23:31,387 --> 00:23:32,503 Wow! 515 00:23:32,638 --> 00:23:34,755 - Whoa! - Why is he moving like that? 516 00:23:34,841 --> 00:23:36,507 - Wait, what's that? - What... (laughs) 517 00:23:36,642 --> 00:23:38,676 What's he doing with the belt? 518 00:23:48,187 --> 00:23:50,104 - Got a lot of records. - Mm-hmm. 519 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,202 (ringing) 520 00:24:15,681 --> 00:24:16,764 Alex: Hello? 521 00:24:18,434 --> 00:24:19,633 Hello? 522 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,675 (Brett's phone dings) 523 00:25:01,761 --> 00:25:04,979 Whoa, I'm, uh, dinging here. 524 00:25:05,098 --> 00:25:06,230 Oh. 525 00:25:06,315 --> 00:25:08,482 Did your car just call you? 526 00:25:08,601 --> 00:25:11,602 Yeah, it's an app thing that says when it's charged. 527 00:25:11,687 --> 00:25:13,571 - Uh, it's, like, halfway. - Oh. 528 00:25:13,656 --> 00:25:19,777 Um... and you're gonna go now? 529 00:25:22,498 --> 00:25:24,999 Uh... I... 530 00:25:29,372 --> 00:25:30,337 I'm sorry. 531 00:25:30,456 --> 00:25:31,455 I don't know. 532 00:25:31,591 --> 00:25:32,623 - Um... - I mean... 533 00:25:32,758 --> 00:25:35,876 uh, yeah, no. If, um... 534 00:25:35,962 --> 00:25:38,012 if you do go, 535 00:25:38,131 --> 00:25:40,431 you should... you should lock the door 536 00:25:40,516 --> 00:25:42,850 on the way out, but, um... 537 00:25:43,803 --> 00:25:47,138 if you want to stay, you can stay. 538 00:26:45,097 --> 00:26:46,797 If the fish swam 539 00:26:46,899 --> 00:26:48,632 Out of the ocean 540 00:26:48,734 --> 00:26:49,900 And grew legs 541 00:26:50,002 --> 00:26:52,436 And they started walking 542 00:26:52,538 --> 00:26:54,171 And the apes climbed down 543 00:26:54,273 --> 00:26:55,739 From the trees 544 00:26:55,841 --> 00:26:56,874 And grew tall 545 00:26:56,976 --> 00:26:59,210 And they started talking 546 00:26:59,312 --> 00:27:00,744 And the stars fell 547 00:27:00,846 --> 00:27:02,746 Out of the sky 548 00:27:02,848 --> 00:27:04,315 And my tears rolled 549 00:27:04,417 --> 00:27:06,317 Into the ocean 550 00:27:06,419 --> 00:27:07,585 And now I'm looking 551 00:27:07,687 --> 00:27:09,553 For a reason why 552 00:27:09,655 --> 00:27:13,624 You even set my world into motion 553 00:27:13,726 --> 00:27:16,560 'Cause if you're not really here 554 00:27:16,662 --> 00:27:20,264 Then I don't wanna be either 555 00:27:20,366 --> 00:27:22,900 I wanna be next to you 556 00:27:23,002 --> 00:27:25,603 Black and gold 557 00:27:25,705 --> 00:27:27,438 Black and gold 558 00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:29,340 Black and gold 559 00:27:29,442 --> 00:27:30,975 Black and gold 560 00:27:31,077 --> 00:27:32,610 Black and gold 561 00:27:32,712 --> 00:27:34,945 Black and gold 562 00:27:34,995 --> 00:27:39,545 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38768

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