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[Birds chirping]
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Togetherness - 01x02
Handcuffs
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[coyote barks] Oh shit.
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[Coyote barks]
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Real coyotes.
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Fuck yeah!
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[Twig snaps]
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Hi.
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[Humming along to headphones]
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Woman:
Another name
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Stay alive or stay the same
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It's a stupid game
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Stupid game
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Well, I don't care if you don't
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Well, I don't feel if you don't...
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[Baby cries]
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Well, I don't want it if you don't
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Well, I won't play it
if you won't play it...
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[Baby cries]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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Let's go to bed
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Oh, oh, oh...
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[Kissing sounds]
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Go to bed...
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- What is going on here?
- [startled] Ah, fuck!
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[Chuckles] Jesus fuck.
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Are those pantyhose?
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- Y-yeah.
- Who wears pantyhose?
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Kate fucking Middleton.
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- Can you just... can you...
- Hey, little dude.
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[Stammering] Tina, just... I'm...
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- As you were.
- Fucking knock.
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Michelle: You wanna eat your Cheerios?
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Mmm, that's good.
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God! Get off my plate.
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Don't eat my stuff, don't be in my shit
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every second. Barging in on me...
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Brett barging in and the kids
are fucking all over me.
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I'm gonna get a fucking lock
and put it on my door.
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Okay, okay.
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You need to get laid.
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- That's a horrible idea.
- Why?
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It's that every part
of my life is just, like,
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I know what it's gonna look like.
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Every day I wake up, I know
what the day is gonna be like.
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Brett and I have sex, I know
what the sex is gonna be like.
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- Really?
- Yeah. It's kissing,
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neck kissing, boob grab, genital touching,
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- get the pillow, and then...
- "Get the pillow"?
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Yeah, I said that like it's a thing.
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What the fuck is "get the pillow"?
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I feel bad, I feel like
I'm betraying a confidence.
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I'm just your sister.
What is "get the pillow"?
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- I need to know what "get the pillow" is.
- Okay, he... when he...
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when he is ready...
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To come?
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No, to... to...
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put his... dick inside me.
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Uh-huh.
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He's like, "Let me get the pillow."
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[laughs] "I'll get you the pillow."
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like... and every time I'm like,
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- "Oh, okay."
- That is rough.
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It's to put under my head so that
my head isn't banging around.
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I want my fucking head to bang around.
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I know, you're like,
"Bang my fucking head,
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- "you fucking puss."
- Fucking knock me out!
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- Please.
- I totally agree.
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Okay, what are your fantasies?
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Like, if you could do whatever you
want, what would you do to Brett?
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I guess it would be like... just, like...
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to just shake him out of it, you know?
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Yeah, yeah.
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- Like, make him lose control.
- Right on.
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'Cause he's so, like, rigid.
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None of my business, but totally agree.
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- What else?
- I wanna scare him
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and ruffle his feathers.
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- You know, like...
- Yes, yes.
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I want it to be just, like, spontaneous
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and crazy, and being pinned down
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and pinning him down.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Like, fucking... just wanna
punch him in the face.
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[Chuckles] I'm sorry.
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Not... I think this is great!
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No, no, I didn't mean to laugh.
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- Can I tell you something?
- I'm sorry that I just told you that.
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No, that's what you have to do.
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I mean, you don't have to beat him up,
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- but that's what you have to do.
- I think he would laugh.
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I think he would be like,
"What are you doing?"
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So fucking make him stop laughing.
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So you gotta do it.
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Tonight I will take the kids...
pizza and ice cream.
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And you guys will have
the house to yourselves.
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That's like...
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really soon.
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Yeah.
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[Baby voice] Boy, have we
got a surprise for Daddy!
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He's not gonna know what hit him.
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Literally.
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See, I'm not scared of the Canyon Killer.
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But people texting and driving...
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now that scares me.
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That bothers me more than anything.
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You all right?
I'm gonna give you my jacket.
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It's really cold out here.
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- Here you go.
- Woman: Thank you.
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[Rising music]
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It's great, it's great.
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Man: I know this is hard,
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but you have to try
and remember something.
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Do you think the nightmares
are just gonna stop?
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[Coyote yelping]
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Whoa, what was that?
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Hmm?
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That sound. What was that sound?
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You mean the coyotes?
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What happened to the coyotes
that we had before?
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Brett: Well, technically,
that sound wasn't a coyote.
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It was an Alaskan wolf.
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And I actually went out
and I recorded coyotes,
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so those are real coyotes.
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I seriously doubt that that's what
an actual coyote sounds like.
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It's fine, let's just go
back to the other one.
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I mean, just to be clear,
that was... that was a coyote.
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Like, if there's something
texturally you want different,
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but that other sound was a wolf,
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which is not a Southern
California thing at all.
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So... if you want that, that's fine,
but it would be factually inaccurate,
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you know, for the area.
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We can go back to the
previous take. No problem.
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Nah, it's okay. What was your name?
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- Brett.
- Right, Brett.
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I appreciate your research.
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I respect the hell
out of your sonic acumen,
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but your coyotes sound fucking stupid.
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Come on, Philip, let's take it back.
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Okay. Back to one.
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Man: See, I'm not scared
of the Canyon Killer.
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But people texting and driving...
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[mimics coyote yelp]
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[yawns] Okay, I'm just
going to put the baby down.
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'Kay. Okay.
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[Snoring]
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[door slams loudly]
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[snoring continues]
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Yoo-hoo.
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Alex, time to get up.
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Man on screen: I have some life insurance.
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$15,000 policy.
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[Snaps shut]
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Alex, come on.
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- Al-ex.
- I'm sleeping.
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I'm sorry, what? Do you see this?
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- Look at this. Look at this.
- Yeah.
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- Eh, don't worry.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Don't... don't clean up for him.
Are you kidding me?
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He's having such a hard time
and we just...
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I know he's going through a hard time,
but this is not the way to deal with it.
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- Yes, it is.
- He needs to get up, get outside,
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- and go on an audition.
- This has happened before.
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Michelle: He goes on auditions.
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- What?
- They're for depressing commercials,
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where he's gonna play a hot-dog vendor
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or a hemorrhoid.
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Do you wanna play someone's ass problem? No.
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If it's gonna pay me,
I'll frickin' do anything.
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You should be kicking him out
of your couch...
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No no, I should not be...
and out of your house.
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Because it's like
a beached whale situation.
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Okay? You just have to wait
for the tide to come
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and gently wash him back in.
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[Snoring continues]
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Why do you even care so much?
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Tina: Because he's bugging me.
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- No. No.
- Yes. Yes.
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No.
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[Screaming]
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Motherfucker!
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Now that was for your own good.
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Who the fuck do you think you are?
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Tried the nice way. What makes you
think you can just come in here
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- and do that?
- I need somebody to help me
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with my party-supply business.
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You're saying that you need help from me,
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so you decided to douse me
with freezing-cold ice water?
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Come on. Up and at 'em.
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Let's get you bathed.
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Let's get you clothed.
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Let's get you out the door and in my car.
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Come on. I'm actually glad you did that.
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Let's go, come on. [claps]
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Because now I owe you one.
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I can't wait. And you're not
gonna know when it hits you.
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- Come on, let's go.
- There's literally nothing you can do
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to make me help you today.
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What if I show you my boobs?
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- What?
- You heard me.
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[Clears throat]
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- Are you serious?
- Yes, I'm dead serious.
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Okay, like, how would it work? How long?
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You know, flash 'em. Mardi Gras style.
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Just like, "Throw me something,
mister," and then down?
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Throw you something, mister,
and then down.
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Okay, but it would need to be more
than just a Mardi Gras flash.
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Do you wanna get a couple lawyers
involved or do you want to see my tits?
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No, no, no, no, no.
I like where we're headed.
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I'm just saying, the duration
of the boob exposure
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needs to be, like, five seconds.
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Four.
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- Four Mississippi?
- Three apple.
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- How about we do three Mississippi?
- Done.
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[Chuckles] Okay. Shit.
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- [Muffled] Are you ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready.
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- Are you sure? Okay.
- Go for it.
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[Breathes rapidly]
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One Mississippi.
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Two Mississippi. [footsteps]
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Come on, come on, come on.
Don't look at my face!
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- Oh, Tina!
- That's interference.
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We start over. I get at least
one more Mississippi on that.
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No fuckin' way... Okay, one Mississippi.
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[Footsteps]
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Philip: Brett?
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Yeah?
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I don't know how to say this,
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other than...
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can you please not argue
with the director repeatedly?
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Phil, I'm not trying
to argue with the guy.
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He's gonna look like an idiot
with a wolf in his movie.
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- I'm trying to help him.
- He doesn't give a shit.
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And neither should you.
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We're working on a stupid-ass,
mind-numbing show
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with a limited time frame
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and a fuckin' tree full of assholes.
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Wait, can you please not throw those...
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- Can you let that go?
- They just throw things away.
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- I mean, who do...
- Yeah, that's just the way things are.
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All right, I get it. All right.
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I will, um...
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[chuckles] I'll take a
timeout in, like, the...
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the sound booth...
the penalty box over here
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for the second half of the day and...
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They actually asked that you not be on
the sound stage for the second half.
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So, yeah, sound booth is good.
252
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,666
253
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,570
If I can't have you
254
00:11:43,571 --> 00:11:46,540
What am I gonna do?
255
00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:49,125
What am I gonna do
256
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:51,911
If I can't have you?
257
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,514
All tied and true
258
00:11:54,515 --> 00:11:57,051
Buried out behind the school
259
00:11:57,052 --> 00:11:59,886
Where the mud is thick as glue
260
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:02,355
What am I gonna do?
261
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:08,561
This is what you said to me
262
00:12:10,614 --> 00:12:13,116
Covered up in skin
263
00:12:13,117 --> 00:12:15,903
All the vessels there within
264
00:12:15,904 --> 00:12:17,571
Every single little sin...
265
00:12:17,572 --> 00:12:18,872
- Man: Hi.
- Hi.
266
00:12:18,873 --> 00:12:21,075
- Find everything okay?
- I did. Thank you.
267
00:12:21,076 --> 00:12:23,411
- Anything else?
- Nope, just...
268
00:12:23,412 --> 00:12:24,961
- the lock.
- Okay.
269
00:12:24,962 --> 00:12:28,465
Can you get this and the Beverly
Hills sign in at the same time?
270
00:12:28,466 --> 00:12:30,417
Okay, yeah.
271
00:12:30,418 --> 00:12:32,969
[Screaming] My god, this is
gonna go on my fridge! Yes!
272
00:12:32,970 --> 00:12:34,587
Alex: Yay! Holy shit!
273
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:37,757
This is what you said to me
274
00:12:41,562 --> 00:12:43,931
I...
275
00:12:43,932 --> 00:12:45,515
Ain't hiding
276
00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:47,984
I...
277
00:12:47,985 --> 00:12:49,602
Ain't hiding
278
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:52,273
No more
279
00:12:52,274 --> 00:12:54,608
I...
280
00:12:54,609 --> 00:12:56,443
Ain't hiding
281
00:12:56,444 --> 00:12:58,278
I...
282
00:12:58,279 --> 00:13:00,280
[Children screaming]
Ain't hiding
283
00:13:00,281 --> 00:13:02,449
No more.
284
00:13:04,452 --> 00:13:05,952
Oh god.
285
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,787
I miss everything.
286
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,005
- You know what I mean?
- What?
287
00:13:09,006 --> 00:13:10,924
- All sports.
- For real, what were you good at?
288
00:13:10,925 --> 00:13:12,509
- Football, baseball, basketball.
- Really?
289
00:13:12,510 --> 00:13:14,628
- President of my school.
- Were you president of your school?
290
00:13:14,629 --> 00:13:15,795
The lead in all the plays.
291
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,465
You were president of your school?
292
00:13:17,466 --> 00:13:19,300
Remember the Billie Jean video
with Michael Jackson?
293
00:13:19,301 --> 00:13:24,054
Like, literally I would walk and
the sidewalk would just light up,
294
00:13:24,055 --> 00:13:25,055
like, gold light.
295
00:13:25,056 --> 00:13:27,141
And girls were just like, "Oh, wow."
296
00:13:27,142 --> 00:13:29,559
- What were they like?
- They were just like, "Oh, wow."
297
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,311
[laughs] These things happened.
298
00:13:31,312 --> 00:13:33,147
Why is this so hard for you to believe?
299
00:13:33,148 --> 00:13:35,482
Can I ask you a really
super personal question?
300
00:13:36,784 --> 00:13:38,068
Yeah, sure.
301
00:13:38,069 --> 00:13:39,402
Do you ever think about...
302
00:13:41,489 --> 00:13:43,239
doing something with your hair?
303
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,293
[laughs]
304
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:50,498
I'm just... I don't mean to make you
uncomfortable, I'm just asking...
305
00:13:50,499 --> 00:13:53,666
because there are, like,
a couple of separate areas.
306
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,502
I just feel like this one...
307
00:13:55,503 --> 00:13:57,170
maybe should go.
308
00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:58,922
Yeah, well I refer to this as my island.
309
00:13:58,923 --> 00:14:00,390
This is Gilligan's Island.
310
00:14:00,391 --> 00:14:03,977
It just kinda... it looks like a comma.
311
00:14:03,978 --> 00:14:07,981
Really, I mean this... You're laughing at
the fact that I'm follicularly challenged?
312
00:14:07,982 --> 00:14:09,849
"Follicularly challenged"?
313
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:12,352
See, it's shit like that is the
reason you're not getting laid.
314
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,505
Hey.
315
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,209
Where you going? You going out?
316
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,129
No.
317
00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:41,047
Why are you all dressed up?
What's going on? No.
318
00:14:43,601 --> 00:14:45,385
I made you a drink.
319
00:14:46,971 --> 00:14:49,722
- Where is everybody?
- They are gone.
320
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,642
And we are going to...
321
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,656
try something different.
322
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,729
Well, okay.
323
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,400
This is a nice...
324
00:14:59,401 --> 00:15:00,533
surprise.
325
00:15:00,534 --> 00:15:02,402
Um...
326
00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:04,154
have you had dinner yet?
327
00:15:04,155 --> 00:15:06,907
- No. We're not going to...
- Good, 'cause I'm starving.
328
00:15:06,908 --> 00:15:08,541
We're not gonna talk about food.
329
00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:10,293
Can I just, like, grab
a sandwich or something?
330
00:15:10,294 --> 00:15:12,212
No. No talking.
331
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:15,165
- Like a snack?
- No more talking.
332
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,885
Right now, you're gonna
take a sip of that drink...
333
00:15:22,556 --> 00:15:25,258
and you're gonna go
straight to the bedroom.
334
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:28,261
I don't know what's happening right now. I
feel like if you could just include me...
335
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:29,512
Do you want me to make you?
336
00:15:30,814 --> 00:15:32,348
- Do I...
- I'll make you.
337
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:33,516
You're gonna...
338
00:15:34,652 --> 00:15:36,569
Just go, please. Just go.
339
00:15:36,570 --> 00:15:37,937
- Okay.
- Go.
340
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,777
Wait, why do we have two?
341
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:48,047
Actually, according to my agent, I'm
supposed to eat, like, all of this pizza.
342
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,451
I don't get it.
343
00:15:50,452 --> 00:15:51,701
She, uh...
344
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,337
with a great sense of compassion,
345
00:15:54,338 --> 00:15:56,289
told me that I am a "tweener."
346
00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:58,292
which means I'm too fat
for leading-man roles
347
00:15:58,293 --> 00:16:01,794
and I'm too skinny to be
the chubby, funny best friend.
348
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,796
But you want to be a leading man.
349
00:16:04,932 --> 00:16:06,466
Nah, I'm already fat as fuck anyway
350
00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:08,969
and, you know, losing my hair.
351
00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:10,887
- Pushing 40...
- Oh, wait, hold on, Frank's... Hold on.
352
00:16:10,888 --> 00:16:12,272
What? What's that, buddy?
353
00:16:12,273 --> 00:16:13,973
[Baby coos]
354
00:16:15,359 --> 00:16:17,560
He said you could be the next Brad Pitt...
355
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:21,281
if you just stop acting like a big puss.
356
00:16:21,282 --> 00:16:22,398
Frank said that?
357
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,651
Listen to me, I'm about
to blow your fucking mind.
358
00:16:24,652 --> 00:16:26,320
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
359
00:16:26,321 --> 00:16:28,705
I'm gonna train you.
And when I'm through with you,
360
00:16:28,706 --> 00:16:30,456
you are gonna get leading-man roles.
361
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,492
You're gonna train... What
do you know about training?
362
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,962
My friend...
363
00:16:35,963 --> 00:16:39,082
your whole life is about to change.
364
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:40,917
- Okay. Mm-hmm.
- Excuse me.
365
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:44,671
Take that pizza, walk over to that
trash can, and throw it in the trash.
366
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,560
No, I can't do that.
This is a whole pizza.
367
00:16:50,561 --> 00:16:52,595
Take yourself seriously.
368
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,565
What's gonna replace this?
369
00:16:55,566 --> 00:16:57,317
When this is gone what's gonna replace it?
370
00:16:57,318 --> 00:16:59,068
Stop asking questions,
371
00:16:59,069 --> 00:17:01,070
and get up and do it.
372
00:17:02,573 --> 00:17:03,856
You can do this. Come on.
373
00:17:04,825 --> 00:17:06,109
Stand up, right now,
374
00:17:06,110 --> 00:17:07,877
walk to the trash.
375
00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:27,964
[laughs]
376
00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:31,718
Doesn't it feel good?
Don't you feel lighter already?
377
00:17:31,719 --> 00:17:33,886
You feel like a weight's been lifted?
378
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,104
Yeah, a little bit.
379
00:17:35,105 --> 00:17:38,107
My friend, you will always
remember this moment.
380
00:17:44,865 --> 00:17:46,816
[High-heels tapping]
381
00:17:48,947 --> 00:17:50,197
What are you doing?
382
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,906
I'm taking my clothes off.
What are you doing?
383
00:17:55,376 --> 00:17:57,243
Who told you to take your clothes off?
384
00:17:58,162 --> 00:17:59,996
Um... [locks latching]
385
00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:04,752
- Stand up.
- Is that for tonight, or are we...
386
00:18:04,753 --> 00:18:07,303
Stand... up.
387
00:18:07,304 --> 00:18:09,889
- Okay, I'm sorry. All right, I'm up.
- Come on.
388
00:18:10,891 --> 00:18:13,176
Okay, now you can get undressed.
389
00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:14,894
- Now I can take... okay.
- Yeah.
390
00:18:14,895 --> 00:18:16,145
Get naked, go on.
391
00:18:16,146 --> 00:18:17,765
Don't mind if I do.
392
00:18:17,766 --> 00:18:19,099
And... I like it.
393
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:21,684
I'm going to take my clothes off and...
394
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,736
I might even help you out, just...
395
00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:25,104
- What?
- No.
396
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,823
- Are...
- No.
397
00:18:26,824 --> 00:18:28,442
- Are you not...
- You don't get to touch me.
398
00:18:28,443 --> 00:18:30,193
Take your pants off.
399
00:18:30,194 --> 00:18:32,161
- Are you not getting undressed?
- Pants off.
400
00:18:32,162 --> 00:18:35,781
- I'm happy to take my pants off.
- You're not gonna know what I'm gonna do.
401
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,501
Oh.
402
00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:41,421
I can't tell if this is...
403
00:18:41,423 --> 00:18:43,424
- Okay, all right.
- Go on.
404
00:18:43,424 --> 00:18:45,007
Are you gonna get naked at some point?
405
00:18:45,008 --> 00:18:48,044
You can stop asking me questions
and do what I told you.
406
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:49,879
Okay, all right.
407
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,097
Um...
408
00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:53,466
But you left something on.
409
00:18:54,385 --> 00:18:55,551
Right.
410
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:56,936
Didn't I tell you to take everything off?
411
00:18:56,937 --> 00:19:00,807
- Are we gonna, like, kiss or something?
- Take your underpants off.
412
00:19:00,808 --> 00:19:02,692
Take them off.
413
00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:04,026
Oh, okay, yeah.
414
00:19:04,027 --> 00:19:05,311
- Take them off.
- Yeah. Yeah, of course.
415
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,980
- I wanna see everything.
- There. Got it, okay.
416
00:19:06,981 --> 00:19:08,148
Good.
417
00:19:08,149 --> 00:19:09,866
- I like it.
- It's all here.
418
00:19:09,867 --> 00:19:11,617
Okay, sit down.
419
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:14,370
I would like to see you naked. I would
like to know we're in it together.
420
00:19:14,371 --> 00:19:17,290
Okay, maybe at some point
I'm gonna be naked.
421
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:18,541
- Just, for now...
- Okay. Okay.
422
00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:21,294
- We're just gonna do what I wanna do.
- Okay.
423
00:19:21,295 --> 00:19:22,795
- Could I get a...
- The bed... sit down.
424
00:19:22,796 --> 00:19:24,213
Could I get a banana real quick?
425
00:19:24,214 --> 00:19:25,548
I'm getting a little sugar crashy...
426
00:19:25,549 --> 00:19:26,549
Are you serious?
427
00:19:26,550 --> 00:19:28,050
All right, never mind. I'm on the bed.
428
00:19:28,051 --> 00:19:30,052
- Okay, good.
- I'm on the bed.
429
00:19:30,053 --> 00:19:32,339
[laughs] Okay, those are handcuffs.
430
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:33,890
Holy shit. All right.
431
00:19:33,891 --> 00:19:36,342
- Mm-hmm. Give me your hands, please.
- Okay.
432
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:40,313
This is your punishment
for trying to touch me before.
433
00:19:40,314 --> 00:19:42,515
Was I being bad? Was I doing
a little bit of that?
434
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:44,351
- Was I doing...
- Oh, that's really bad.
435
00:19:44,352 --> 00:19:45,902
Oh, I see... okay.
436
00:19:45,903 --> 00:19:47,521
- You're very bad.
- Mm-hmm.
437
00:19:47,522 --> 00:19:48,688
Get on all fours.
438
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,441
- You want me to like...
- Yeah.
439
00:19:51,442 --> 00:19:53,276
- Like a dog?
- Yeah, that's what I want. Yeah.
440
00:19:54,912 --> 00:19:57,163
- Yeah, that's what I want.
- I really want to make love tonight.
441
00:19:57,164 --> 00:19:59,115
- I'm super excited, I'm...
- Do it.
442
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:01,000
- Okay. Oh my God. Okay.
- Do it now.
443
00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:02,952
All right. Okay. All right.
444
00:20:03,754 --> 00:20:05,288
Ooh, okay. Um...
445
00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:08,375
It's a little chilly in here.
Would you mind...
446
00:20:08,376 --> 00:20:10,176
No. No... just turning
the heat up a little bit?
447
00:20:10,177 --> 00:20:12,211
No, that was not like, me... I
wasn't being in character. Stop...
448
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,013
I was just wondering
if we could turn the heat up.
449
00:20:14,014 --> 00:20:16,215
Can you stop being a pussy...
450
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,718
That's a little rude... for one second?
451
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:20,102
I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to be a pussy.
452
00:20:20,103 --> 00:20:22,472
Listen, I'm super excited
about the lovemaking,
453
00:20:22,473 --> 00:20:24,390
but I'm a little hungry... ow! Fuck!
454
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,943
What did you just slap my ass for?
455
00:20:26,944 --> 00:20:28,778
I told you that I was gonna punish you,
456
00:20:28,779 --> 00:20:30,196
'cause you were trying to touch my boobs
457
00:20:30,197 --> 00:20:31,564
- when I told you you couldn't.
- Jesus, Michelle.
458
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:33,567
Okay? So... Fuck, I'll never try
to touch your boobs again.
459
00:20:33,568 --> 00:20:35,785
- Let this play out.
- Sorry. Jesus.
460
00:20:35,786 --> 00:20:37,737
Let me do what I wanna do,
461
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:40,957
and good things are coming, okay?
462
00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:42,543
- That's the point of it.
- Okay, okay.
463
00:20:42,543 --> 00:20:44,210
You're not gonna put anything
in there though, right?
464
00:20:44,211 --> 00:20:46,245
'Cause I can't... if you're
gonna put something in,
465
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,748
I... that's my last thing.
466
00:20:47,749 --> 00:20:50,166
- No, I'm not gonna put anything in there.
- I don't have anything else.
467
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,752
- Okay, got it. I'm ready.
- Look, okay?
468
00:20:51,753 --> 00:20:53,719
- Okay, I'm gonna be good.
- Good.
469
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,055
Okay, I'm gonna spank you again,
470
00:20:56,056 --> 00:20:57,390
because of before...
471
00:20:57,391 --> 00:20:59,342
- Okay...
- When you were bad.
472
00:21:00,227 --> 00:21:02,095
I was bad. So...
473
00:21:02,096 --> 00:21:03,763
You got it, and I deserve
to be spanked. Yeah.
474
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:05,231
Yeah, you do.
475
00:21:05,232 --> 00:21:07,767
And once you spank me enough,
I get to take your clothes off
476
00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:08,901
- and get my reward.
- Yes.
477
00:21:08,902 --> 00:21:10,270
- Is that right?
- Yeah.
478
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,854
- Then I think it's time for spanking.
- But that's when I say.
479
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:13,990
- When I say.
- Okay, fine.
480
00:21:13,991 --> 00:21:15,408
- Your terms, but...
- Okay.
481
00:21:15,409 --> 00:21:17,944
Let's get to spank... okay,
here we... yeah. Yeah.
482
00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:20,196
- Yeah, you like that?
- You know what? I do.
483
00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:21,247
- You do?
- I really do.
484
00:21:21,248 --> 00:21:22,950
- You like that?
- I'm enjoying the spanking.
485
00:21:22,951 --> 00:21:24,283
- Yeah, you like that.
- I do, I do.
486
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:26,285
- Yeah, I like the spanking.
- Does that feel good?
487
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:28,622
- And when we spank enough...
- Yeah, you know you deserve it.
488
00:21:28,623 --> 00:21:30,923
That dress is gonna... ow! Oh!
489
00:21:30,924 --> 00:21:32,341
- Fuck! Oh God!
- What?!
490
00:21:32,342 --> 00:21:33,843
- Oh fuck!
- Did I get something?
491
00:21:33,844 --> 00:21:35,294
Did I do something? What happened?
492
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,296
- You got my ball. You hit my ball.
- Shit.
493
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:38,714
- Okay, I'm sure it's fine.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
494
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,466
Let me look, okay. I'm sure it's fine.
495
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,184
- Oh shit, Brett!
- My ball!
496
00:21:42,185 --> 00:21:43,302
- Oh my God.
- Look at my ball.
497
00:21:43,304 --> 00:21:44,806
- Oh God, Brett.
- Look at my ball.
498
00:21:44,806 --> 00:21:46,906
- I need ice. Get ice, please.
- Okay.
499
00:21:46,907 --> 00:21:48,190
Ice! Ice!
500
00:21:48,191 --> 00:21:49,859
- Shh! I'm going, okay?
- Please!
501
00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:51,277
Oh, god damn it.
502
00:21:51,278 --> 00:21:53,946
- God!
- Just break the fucking lock open!
503
00:21:53,947 --> 00:21:55,781
- I didn't do the greatest job on the lock.
- Go!
504
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:57,316
Do not wait! [door opens]
505
00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,702
Oh God. [groans]
506
00:21:59,703 --> 00:22:01,237
Ow.
507
00:22:01,238 --> 00:22:03,739
[Belches] Oh, once you get
the... the burps are coming.
508
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,041
Michelle: Brett, there's no ice.
509
00:22:05,042 --> 00:22:06,660
What do you mean there's no ice?!
510
00:22:06,661 --> 00:22:08,294
Michelle: You didn't fix the ice maker.
511
00:22:08,295 --> 00:22:11,331
You people never fill
the ice trays in this house,
512
00:22:11,332 --> 00:22:13,333
and it fucking pisses me off!
513
00:22:13,334 --> 00:22:15,801
Get me some frozen peas
or some vegetables.
514
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,386
This is what we have.
515
00:22:17,387 --> 00:22:18,804
Are you f... oh my God.
516
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:20,590
- We don't have frozen peas.
- Are you kidding me?
517
00:22:20,591 --> 00:22:22,091
- Just don't look at it.
- I'm sorry, Sophie.
518
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:24,143
- [Groans] Oh fuck.
- Okay.
519
00:22:24,144 --> 00:22:25,311
[Belches] Oh shit.
520
00:22:25,312 --> 00:22:26,680
[Gasps, belches] Are you okay?
521
00:22:26,681 --> 00:22:28,681
Are you gonna be sick?
Are you really gonna be sick?
522
00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:31,734
When you get a ball crushed, it goes into
your stomach. But I think I'm gonna throw up.
523
00:22:31,735 --> 00:22:33,519
- Do you want the trash can?
- [belches] Get me a bucket.
524
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,354
[Belching continues] Oh shit.
525
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,491
Okay, it's here. It's here, baby, okay?
526
00:22:38,492 --> 00:22:40,610
Oh, Jesus, there's a dirty
diaper in there, Michelle!
527
00:22:40,611 --> 00:22:41,894
Well, it's the trash! Come on!
528
00:22:41,895 --> 00:22:43,929
Man on TV: A picture of
you and your mother...
529
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,498
[woman gasps on TV]
530
00:22:45,499 --> 00:22:47,783
right above the fireplace. I think
that works beautifully, don't you?
531
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:49,536
Woman on TV: She was with
me when I bought the tile.
532
00:22:49,537 --> 00:22:52,338
- Oh my God.
- I can't believe you did this...
533
00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:56,626
You have, like, 52 keys.
534
00:22:56,627 --> 00:22:57,927
Here, hand Frank over.
535
00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:01,263
All right.
536
00:23:01,264 --> 00:23:03,215
[Cries] There you are.
537
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:06,686
You having trouble?
538
00:23:06,687 --> 00:23:07,888
- Yes.
- How's this?
539
00:23:07,889 --> 00:23:09,855
[Shrieks] [Sophie laughs]
540
00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,391
I mean...
541
00:23:11,392 --> 00:23:12,559
Ugh, the big payback.
542
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,694
[laughing continues]
Play on her now, ugh!
543
00:23:14,695 --> 00:23:16,062
Big payback, ugh!
544
00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:17,947
Could you possibly get me inside?
545
00:23:17,948 --> 00:23:19,899
The big payback.
Actually I think it's open.
546
00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:22,368
The big payback. Yep, see?
547
00:23:22,369 --> 00:23:23,819
Big payback, ugh! My God, ugh!
548
00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:26,722
[Funk music playing]
549
00:23:26,723 --> 00:23:29,458
Woooooooo
550
00:23:30,394 --> 00:23:31,794
Lord
551
00:23:34,231 --> 00:23:35,898
The big payback
552
00:23:36,733 --> 00:23:38,534
You sold me out
553
00:23:38,535 --> 00:23:40,269
For check and change
554
00:23:42,039 --> 00:23:45,207
You said my woman had it all arranged
555
00:23:46,476 --> 00:23:48,511
Tried to make a deal
556
00:23:49,446 --> 00:23:51,047
She wanted to squeal
557
00:23:55,952 --> 00:23:57,953
But I had my boys
558
00:23:57,954 --> 00:23:59,789
On her heels
559
00:24:01,124 --> 00:24:04,627
I saw her when she come in,
towin' the line
560
00:24:06,797 --> 00:24:09,532
She broke down and she wanted to cry
561
00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:14,553
I don't care what she does
562
00:24:16,056 --> 00:24:18,858
She gonna be doing just like she was
563
00:24:21,061 --> 00:24:23,863
Take those kids and raise 'em up
564
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:29,301
Show 'em how to drink up
a righteous cup
565
00:24:31,204 --> 00:24:33,038
Take her
566
00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:34,440
Take that woman
567
00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:37,410
There's one place she's bound
568
00:24:39,613 --> 00:24:42,214
Just run that mother out of town...
569
00:24:42,264 --> 00:24:46,814
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