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Hey, look,
I got a great idea.
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Let's accidentally
run into each other
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In the cookie- cracker aisle
in, like, 10 minutes.
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Can we make it
8 minutes?
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Because, I got to be
honest with you,
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I am super excited
about this.
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My heart is pounding.
Honey, feel.
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Oh, it is. It's beating like
a little jack rabbit.
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You know what?
Let's go back to 10
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Because I'm going to need a
few minutes to calm down here.
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That's great.
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00:10:06,850 --> 00:10:08,517
Folks,
what you're smelling here
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Are mini bacon burgers
with maxi bacon flavor.
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They come with
tiny doughboy buns
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And little microwavable
packets of sautéed onions.
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Enjoy.
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Vegan butter spread.
Get it while it's...
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Room temperature.
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Any time you're ready,
rookie.
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I'm keeping one of these
hot for you.
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I would never eat
one of those.
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I would rather eat this
disgusting, fake butter and die!
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00:10:44,921 --> 00:10:47,990
Joy, we've been dying
to get ahold of you.
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- You have?
- Yeah.
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Uh...
Um, you know,
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It's just been
a crazy time for us.
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We're trying to plan
a trip, and we are...
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Totally confused.
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Do we take a plane?
Do we take a boat?
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How can a regular person be
expected to make that decision?
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I mean,
we're not professionals.
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Yeah. You don't want to
handle that hot potato.
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Leave that
to the pros.
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00:11:09,546 --> 00:11:10,979
So, Joy,
can you help us out?
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You would really be
saving us.
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Um, sure.
I'd love to.
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I really didn't know
that you had any idea
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That I was
a travel agent.
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- Oh, please. Yeah.
- Uh, hello?
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Why do you think
we're friends with you?
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I'm sorry that we
didn't get back to you.
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It's...
it was a family thing.
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Have you guys ever seen
singin' in the rain?
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I love
singin' in the rain.
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I just bought the
fancy-pants commemorative dvd.
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Hi-def.
Hi-def.
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It's like gene kelly is
kicking rain in your face.
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Dripping wet.
Dripping wet.
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That sounds like
something you got to see.
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Totally.
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Our tv has a bird
in the back
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Just pecking out the picture.
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Like on the Flintstones.
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Flintstones.
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Of course.
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Oh, gosh!
Joy.
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You know, we really
should get together again.
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We should.
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We could see
that dvd of yours
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And maybe have a little
dinner or something.
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Great. I love it.
I love it.
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That's fantastic.
That'd be great.
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What are you guys doing
tomorrow night?
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Nothing.
Hopefully, being with you.
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Hopefully.
Yeah.
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Ok. Well,
what do you say 7:00
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- Perfect. Perfect.
- All right.
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I friggin' hate donuts.
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Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye.
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You know,
I really do like them.
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Of course you do.
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I guess I was just, you
know, pmsing the other night.
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00:12:54,467 --> 00:12:55,667
Well,
of course you were.
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00:12:55,735 --> 00:12:58,169
You should mark that on
the calendar like I do.
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They certainly paid attention
to me today, didn't they?
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Oh, are you kidding me?
They sure did.
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I haven't felt
that unpopular
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Since your dad found
our special drawer.
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I can't believe
they both like musicals.
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They don't like 'em.
They love 'em.
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And they laughed
at my Flintstones joke.
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00:13:14,954 --> 00:13:17,322
Oh, well, honey, that's
just a great joke.
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00:13:18,491 --> 00:13:20,925
It is kind of weird,
though, isn't it?
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00:13:20,993 --> 00:13:22,994
What? Honey, honey,
what's so weird...
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How wonderful everything
is turning out?
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Have you ever thought
for a second
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That maybe
life is just awesome?
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I mean, they hit on
the very things
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That I told you
bothered me.
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You didn't tell them
all that stuff
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That I told you
the other night, did you?
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No.
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'cause that would be
insane.
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Totally insane! Hello?
I think I know insane.
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00:13:48,988 --> 00:13:51,323
I mean, a wife doesn't
tell her husband
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Her innermost thoughts
and insecurities
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In the privacy
of their own bedroom
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Just to have them spewed
out to perfect strangers
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In the frozen food aisle.
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Duh.
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I mean, suddenly,
they're so into my job.
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They both love musicals.
She hates donuts.
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Oh, my God,
you told them!
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Yeah.
You know what, Joy?
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You're right.
Yeah.
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00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:23,054
I saw them first,
and I told them,
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"oh, hey, my wife's ego
is hurtin' bad,
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"so maybe you could say
that you hate donuts,
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So we can
all be friends,"
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And then I pretended
that I saw them
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For the first time
when I was with you...
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"oh, hi! My stars, what
are you doing here?"
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We put on this whole, whole
big show for your benefit.
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Yeah, Joy.
You got me.
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It does sound
a little bit rid...
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Ridiculous. Yes.
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I'm sorry, baby.
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It's just that I think
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After 20 years, a guy
earns a little trust.
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Is there anything
that I can do?
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You want me to make you
something?
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If you want to...
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You can maybe put together an
italian hoagie or something,
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With some chips on the
side, hold the pepperoncinis.
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You know what? Just
whatever sandwich best says
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"I'm sorry."
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00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,219
Folks, what you are
experienci right now is
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My great-grandma's
jambalaya.
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All the ingredients
have been sautéed,
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Pan-seared, and deep
fried in veg-a-butter,
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Which is on sale for the
low, low price of just 2.99
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Right over here.
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Folks, I've got mini
bacon burgers warming
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Right around the corner.
Come on!
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What's the matter,
barry?
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Nobody wants
your little baby burgers?
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00:15:50,342 --> 00:15:51,509
You know what?
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00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:54,245
I've seen hot shots
like you come and go...
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Mostly on to jobs,
careers, and families,
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Pretty good stuff.
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The point is,
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I am still here.
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This is my house.
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And I'm not going to let
anyone take it away from me.
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00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:10,061
Hey, dave,
get over here!
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What the hell's
going on here?
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00:16:11,797 --> 00:16:13,131
Hey, man,
I'm just trying to move
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Some veg-a-butter
for you, man.
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00:16:14,533 --> 00:16:16,801
Shrimp? Filet mignon? Lobster?
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00:16:16,869 --> 00:16:18,770
Where did you get
all this food?
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We're in a supermarket.
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It's everywhere.
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You're fired.
Clean out your locker.
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00:16:25,978 --> 00:16:27,412
I got a locker?
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Had a locker.
Now get your stuff
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00:16:29,815 --> 00:16:32,917
And holy mackerel,
this is delicious.
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From scratch.
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We just lost our prepared
food guy. Are you available?
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I just got fired.
So, I believe I am.
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Would I be above
or below barry?
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Who's barry?
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Hey, Eddie.
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Joy, come here.
Come here!
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- Look at you.
- Oh, hi!
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All right. Well,
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Make yourselves
at home.
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I'm running a little behind
with the hors d'oeuvres.
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I had a crazy day
at work today.
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At the travel agency!
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We can't wait
to hear about that. Whoo!
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Ok, honey!
Here, please, come.
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Oh, nice.
Ok.
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Right over there.
Ok. All right now.
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You're do...
You're doing great,
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But you got to... You got
to bring it down a notch.
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Really?
Yeah.
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What do you mean?
Well, see,
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What you did yesterday
at the supermarket,
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It was amazing!
Actually, it was a little...
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A little too amazing. See,
you were hitting everything
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Too perfectly.
You know?
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Her job,
her love of musicals.
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You know, you got to just
ease a little on the nose.
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But you told us to
talk about those things.
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Ok, look. I don't think we
have to point fingers, ok?
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All I'm trying
toay is,
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Joy's getting
a little suspicious. Ok?
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So, you know, we just want
to make it a little low key
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And let's be
more natural,
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You know, like actually
act like you're interested
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In what she has to say.
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But we are interested
in what she has to say.
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Yeah. Ok.
We all are. Ok.
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Ok! Who's ready
for hors d'oeuvres?
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Ok, here she comes.
So just, you know,
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Just have fun
and take my lead.
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I've got
stuffed mushrooms.
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I don't know what
they're stuffed with...
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Hopefully, something that
tastes better than mushrooms.
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00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:30,801
So...
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00:18:30,868 --> 00:18:33,570
So, Joy, tell us about
this crazy day of yours.
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Oh, well, it's just
inside travel agency stuff.
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I'm sure you don't want
to hear about that, do you?
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Sure we do.
We're fascinated.
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00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,684
Well,
we're not...
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00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,653
We're not fascinated,
sweetie.
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We're interested
in a casual way.
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Ok, well,
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Here's something that happened
today that's kind of funny.
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There's this family
called the valenzuelas,
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And we booked them
on a trip to venezuela.
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So, all day long,
we were like,
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"the valenzuelas
are in venezuela."
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"in venezuela,
there are in valenzuelas."
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All day.
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Ok, what...
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The hell is...
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00:19:27,425 --> 00:19:29,059
What's going on
here?
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There's a fly.
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What is going on?
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Nothing is going on.
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You're telling a
somewhat amusing tale,
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And people are just,
you know,
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Appropriately laughing.
That's all.
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Ok. Did he tell you
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That I wanted you to pay
more attention to me?
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Uh, actually, I...
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I don't...
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I don't know
what that means.
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All right.
You know what?
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Stop it.
That is enough.
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This is over now.
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Joy, the truth is,
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Your husband did tell us
to pay more attention to you,
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And then he thought
you were on to us,
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So he told us
to bring it down.
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00:20:08,766 --> 00:20:12,602
Frankly, this has all
been very stressful.
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I cannot believe you.
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I've never been my
embarrassed in my entire life.
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Honey...
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I don't know
what to say.
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You guys blew it.
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And so, that night,
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President Truman
went to bed
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Knowing that,
in the morning,
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He would face
a fateful decision.
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You know who really
would have enjoyed this?
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Stephen and Simona.
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Boy, I really
did love them.
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