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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:06,600 - =Www.ydy.com/bbs=- proudly presents 2 00:00:08,210 --> 00:00:15,150 - =www.ydy.com/bbs=- sync:������ 3 00:00:24,140 --> 00:00:27,130 Til Death Season02 Episode12 4 00:00:28,510 --> 00:00:31,920 Til death is filmed in front of a live studio audience. 5 00:00:32,470 --> 00:00:36,060 Ok. How long does it take to pee on a stick? 6 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:39,900 I already peed on the stick. Now I'm just peeing. 7 00:00:40,580 --> 00:00:42,260 Well, what's happening? Are we pregnant? 8 00:00:42,270 --> 00:00:45,090 You know, come on, honey. Keep me in the loop. 9 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:46,830 Ok. It takes 90 seconds. 10 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:51,080 90 seconds! Ok. All right. 11 00:00:54,580 --> 00:00:56,820 So how was your day? 12 00:00:57,770 --> 00:00:59,600 It was good. It was good. 13 00:00:59,610 --> 00:01:01,940 I had a salad for lunch. 14 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:06,110 Salad. Sa-lad. 15 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:09,390 Well, this is kinda funny, because I didn't-- 16 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:12,190 I didn't think that something like this could happen anymore. 17 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,110 What do you mean? 18 00:01:13,130 --> 00:01:17,090 Well, you know. I already thought that you went through the thing. 19 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:19,400 What thing? 20 00:01:19,410 --> 00:01:21,780 You know, your lady thing. 21 00:01:22,260 --> 00:01:24,160 Menopause? 22 00:01:24,170 --> 00:01:25,270 Yeah, that thing. 23 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,600 - Eddie, how old do you think I am? - Ok. Look, honey. 24 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:33,010 I know, you're still very young. But, you know, you live pretty hard. 25 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:38,010 Ok. If I had gone through menopause, why would I still have tampons in the house? 26 00:01:38,020 --> 00:01:40,430 Probably the same reason why I still have my cross country skis. 27 00:01:40,450 --> 00:01:43,510 You're just too lazy to throw 'em out. 28 00:01:49,010 --> 00:01:50,840 Ok, I think it's ready. Oh, I can't look. 29 00:01:50,850 --> 00:01:54,250 No,I'm not gonna hold it! You just peed on it. 30 00:01:54,260 --> 00:01:57,330 I sit on your pee every morning! 31 00:01:57,610 --> 00:01:59,520 All right, listen joy. Listen to me. 32 00:01:59,530 --> 00:02:03,830 I just want you to know that I could not be more excited 33 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:07,160 at the prospect of this wild new adventure 34 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:10,610 that we are about to embark on together. 35 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:12,860 Me too, baby. 36 00:02:13,230 --> 00:02:15,690 It's negative. 37 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:18,990 It's negative! 38 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,560 No have a baby 'cause it's negative. 39 00:02:22,570 --> 00:02:27,300 Oh, god. I am so relieved! Yes, god. Yes. 40 00:02:27,310 --> 00:02:29,390 Very hilarious. He had me going. 41 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,790 I was just punk'd by the lord! 42 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:36,040 That was a close one. Listen, we have no business having another baby. 43 00:02:36,050 --> 00:02:39,690 Damn straight. If I don't get 8 hours sleep,I'm like hitler. 44 00:02:40,490 --> 00:02:43,690 Can you imagine me going 9 months without alcohol? 45 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,380 That'd be rough on both of us. 46 00:02:47,570 --> 00:02:50,250 We have to make sure that this never happens again. 47 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:51,490 Oh, you got that right. 48 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:54,440 Sex with you is not worth the risk. 49 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,660 We have to do something permanent. Ok? 50 00:03:01,670 --> 00:03:05,460 So I think it's time maybe that you close up shop. 51 00:03:05,470 --> 00:03:07,300 Come again? 52 00:03:07,310 --> 00:03:10,960 You get a vasectomy. You know, a little snip snip. 53 00:03:10,970 --> 00:03:12,610 "Little snip-snip"? 54 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:15,260 It just happens to be the biggest snip-snip there is, joy. 55 00:03:15,270 --> 00:03:20,310 Why don't you take one for the team and get your tubes tied. Little tie tie. 56 00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:22,530 Honey, that's major surgery! 57 00:03:22,540 --> 00:03:24,130 It's non-invasive now. 58 00:03:24,150 --> 00:03:27,540 It's all done with lasers through the backside. 59 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:33,490 You know what? The bottom line is, eddie, I bore us a child. 60 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:38,390 So either you step up to the plate this time, or we're never having sex again. 61 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:42,800 With each other or... 62 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:47,730 Night night. 63 00:03:51,150 --> 00:03:57,170 P! H! I! 64 00:03:57,180 --> 00:04:00,210 Don't stop him, he'll just start over. 65 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:04,020 Go, phillies! 66 00:04:04,030 --> 00:04:07,360 My man, it's the bottom of the first. 67 00:04:09,830 --> 00:04:13,840 That's mine! That's mine! I got it! I-- 68 00:04:16,050 --> 00:04:17,240 Hey look, he got it. 69 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:20,280 Yeah. But they're beating him up pretty good. 70 00:04:21,350 --> 00:04:24,930 They're not even going for the ball any more. They're just kicking him. 71 00:04:24,940 --> 00:04:26,210 Should we do something? 72 00:04:26,220 --> 00:04:29,190 Yeah, we probably should. 73 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:35,870 I got it! I got it! I'm bleeding through my jeans, but I got it! 74 00:04:36,790 --> 00:04:39,150 Why don't you give it to the kid? 75 00:04:39,970 --> 00:04:40,970 What kid? 76 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:43,950 Kenny. He's my little brother. 77 00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:45,900 He's older than I am. 78 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:49,910 That might technically be true, but he's disadvantaged. 79 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:54,360 He's not disadvantaged. He drives a mazda rx-7. 80 00:04:55,180 --> 00:04:57,180 Kenny, you don't really want this ball, do you? 81 00:04:57,190 --> 00:04:59,640 I like baseballs. 82 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:03,870 Hey, you guys want to come back on friday? 83 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:04,990 It's bobblehead day. 84 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:09,200 I'd love to, but I gotta get a vasectomy. Peanuts! 85 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,670 Why would you get a vasectomy? 86 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:18,190 Especially on bobblehead day? 87 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,950 Well, joy and I-- we had this little pregnancy scare, 88 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,910 and we realized neither of us wanted to have another baby. 89 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:27,210 So one of us has to close up shop. 90 00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:29,650 So why's it gotta be you? 91 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:34,540 Well, probably because having your tubes tied is a far more invasive procedure. 92 00:05:35,530 --> 00:05:39,690 Oh,I'm sorry, I didn't realize you've had your tubes tied. 93 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:42,480 Continue, big bro. 94 00:05:42,490 --> 00:05:44,890 Look,I'm not happy about this. Actually I'm terrified. 95 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:47,150 But what choice do I have? 96 00:05:49,690 --> 00:05:55,980 What if--follow me here-- what if you pretended you wanted a baby? 97 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,400 Get all frisky with her, you know what I'm saying? 98 00:05:58,410 --> 00:06:02,260 Put those big ass hands on her. You know what I'm saying? 99 00:06:02,650 --> 00:06:06,270 Sooner or later, she's gotta stop you. Right? 100 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:09,490 It's like 2 cars heading down the highway-- right for each other-- 101 00:06:09,510 --> 00:06:12,410 one of those cars has got to swerve. 102 00:06:12,420 --> 00:06:17,850 It's called playing chicken--but with sex. It's called sex chicken! 103 00:06:18,130 --> 00:06:21,070 Ok. So what you're saying is. I act like I want a baby. 104 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:24,120 Then she thinks she's the only one who doesn't want one. 105 00:06:24,130 --> 00:06:27,430 And, boom, she gets a procedure! 106 00:06:27,710 --> 00:06:29,640 You think that'll work? 107 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:33,190 Let me tell you something. When I was married, my wife wanted to get a cat. 108 00:06:33,470 --> 00:06:35,140 But I do not like cats. 109 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,220 So I said I wanted to get a dog. 110 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,410 Because you like dogs? 111 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:42,720 No. I figured if she wouldn't let me get a dog, she couldn't get a cat. 112 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,230 So what happened? 113 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:47,390 We ended up getting a cat and a dog. 114 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:51,000 And I fell in love with them both very hard. 115 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:53,910 How does that apply to me? 116 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:58,790 You know what? Now that I've said it out loud, it really doesn't make any sense. 117 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:04,300 But sex chicken, obviously solid. 118 00:07:08,890 --> 00:07:10,840 Are you really not going to give me my ball back? 119 00:07:10,850 --> 00:07:13,050 No, I am not. 120 00:07:28,780 --> 00:07:30,730 What do ya got goin' on in there? 121 00:07:30,740 --> 00:07:32,790 I'm whitening. 122 00:07:35,940 --> 00:07:37,400 What's going on with you? 123 00:07:37,410 --> 00:07:40,550 - Joy, I want a baby. - What? 124 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,720 I know this is crazy. 125 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:44,030 I know I said i was done. 126 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,870 But I've been in denial, joy. 127 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:49,180 I want to make a baby with you. 128 00:07:49,190 --> 00:07:54,540 A freakishly tall and/or large-breasted baby. 129 00:07:54,550 --> 00:07:56,800 What are you talking about? That is insane. 130 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,570 Is it, joy? Is it? 131 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,500 Yeah, I thought we agreed we were done with all that. 132 00:08:01,510 --> 00:08:05,510 Listen, look, honey. I know that there are a million reasons why we shouldn't do this. 133 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:09,460 But there is one reason why we should. 134 00:08:09,470 --> 00:08:11,640 Life, joy. 135 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,320 - But I- - life! 136 00:08:14,740 --> 00:08:16,660 Look at me. 137 00:08:16,670 --> 00:08:20,310 I love you. And I want this. 138 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:24,060 I want this more than anything i've ever wanted before. 139 00:08:32,910 --> 00:08:35,620 Ok. Let's do it. 140 00:08:42,530 --> 00:08:45,010 Let's do what? 141 00:08:45,470 --> 00:08:47,390 Let's make a baby! 142 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:53,010 I mean there's something so romantic about defying logic and just going for it! 143 00:08:54,010 --> 00:08:58,370 Well... awesome! 144 00:09:01,670 --> 00:09:03,030 Right here in front of the window? 145 00:09:03,060 --> 00:09:05,790 But--but the johnson kids are skateboarding out there. 146 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:09,390 I don't care. I want you now. 147 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:14,880 Back off, you hussy! 148 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:19,430 I don't want a baby! I'll have a vasectomy! 149 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:22,720 I knew it! 150 00:09:25,870 --> 00:09:28,720 God that was easy. 151 00:09:35,590 --> 00:09:37,790 Who is it? 152 00:09:39,190 --> 00:09:42,660 Steph woodcock. Jeff's wife. 153 00:09:47,290 --> 00:09:51,040 So he is married to a woman. I'll be damned. 154 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,230 Did I catch you getting into the shower? 155 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,950 No. What can I do for you? 156 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,840 I want my husband's baseball back. 157 00:09:58,850 --> 00:10:00,540 And I want curly blond bangs. 158 00:10:00,550 --> 00:10:03,870 But we both know, that's not gonna happen. 159 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:09,130 Look, buddy, catching that ball was the most athletic thing my husband's done 160 00:10:09,140 --> 00:10:13,590 since he sprained his ankle climbing out of a trunk at magic camp. 161 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:20,280 So you're gonna give me my husband's ball, or I'm gonna take it from you. 162 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:23,480 Oh, ease up on me now, girl. 163 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:28,100 I promised my landlord, I wasn't gonna have another fight with a white girl in this hallway. 164 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:36,170 Did jeff send you over here? 165 00:10:36,180 --> 00:10:39,930 'Cause, where I come from, that would not be considered, uh... 166 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,970 what am I thinking of here? 167 00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:44,180 Masculine. 168 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,770 My husband's plenty masculine, ok. 169 00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:47,330 He doesn't even know i'm here. 170 00:10:47,340 --> 00:10:53,330 He was just really upset about the ball, so he's blowing off some steam buying some new boat shoes. 171 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:56,260 You know what? 172 00:10:56,270 --> 00:10:58,460 You're a good woman. You care for that man. 173 00:10:58,470 --> 00:11:01,140 If that same kind of love existed between my ex-wife and myself, 174 00:11:01,150 --> 00:11:05,340 I would not be currently trying to remove her name and likeness from my left buttock. 175 00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:13,900 You all right. Here you go. 176 00:11:13,910 --> 00:11:15,260 Thank you. 177 00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:18,220 Hey, you didn't park in that dark area behind the building? 178 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,520 Yeah, why? 179 00:11:23,690 --> 00:11:27,030 Be a dear and throw this in the dumpster for me. 180 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:57,170 She's sharpening a pencil. 181 00:12:02,290 --> 00:12:06,380 Hello,I'm eddie stark. I'm here for the, uh... 182 00:12:06,390 --> 00:12:07,670 vasectomy? 183 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:13,450 If you could just fill out this form. 184 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:38,760 Look, I appreciate you giving me a ride here and everything. Ok. 185 00:12:38,770 --> 00:12:41,600 But this is personal information. 186 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:43,490 I didn't see anything. 187 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,980 But if you want to impress the nurse, 188 00:12:44,990 --> 00:12:48,760 you might want to inflate the amount of times you have sex a week. 189 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,570 I did. 190 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:56,990 Who's doing your procedure? Dr. Park. 191 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,170 Yes. 192 00:12:58,180 --> 00:12:59,200 Is he a gay fellow? 193 00:12:59,210 --> 00:13:00,650 I don't know. Why? 194 00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:02,490 You gotta get a gay dude. 195 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:06,630 You want someone who's seen the equipment from every angle. 196 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:07,760 Think about it. 197 00:13:07,770 --> 00:13:10,360 You want an italian guy working on your ferrari. 198 00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:14,490 You want a gay guy working on your ferrari. 199 00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:22,490 So we start by making a small incision at the base of the scrotum. 200 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,390 Ok. There may be some swelling. Ok. 201 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,660 I recommend a bag of frozen peas. 202 00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:30,340 It'll conform nicely to your area. 203 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:34,330 Do I have to take the peas out to dinner first? 204 00:13:36,430 --> 00:13:38,790 I'm so scared. 205 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:42,410 I don't blame you. It's scary stuff. 206 00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:48,690 So you like to play the guitar do ya? 207 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:52,410 Yeah. That's my real passion. 208 00:13:55,990 --> 00:13:59,900 Shouldn't what you're doing to me on friday be your real passion? 209 00:13:59,910 --> 00:14:01,940 They got me working friday? 210 00:14:01,950 --> 00:14:05,680 I'm playing a show in atlantic city thursday night. 211 00:14:06,030 --> 00:14:09,460 It's gonna be a rough turnaround, man. 212 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:13,720 Ok. If you don't have any questions, I'll see you friday. 213 00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:16,770 Ok. Ah, cute. 214 00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:19,190 - Those your kids? - Yep. 215 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,680 - Gonna have any more? - Nope. 216 00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:24,770 - Did you get a vasectomy? - Nah. 217 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,240 Why not? 218 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,680 I don't know. 219 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,410 There's my guy. 220 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:41,800 There's my big, brave guy. 221 00:14:41,810 --> 00:14:44,500 I want you to know i'm proud of you for doing this. 222 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,140 I feel so bad. 223 00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:49,160 Bad enough that you'll do your thing instead? 224 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:52,050 Just shy of that. 225 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,190 What's going on here? 226 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,640 I just picked up some supplies for my anticipated swelling. 227 00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:07,550 Uh, baby. Don't take this the wrong way. 228 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:11,890 But that's a lot peas for what you got going on down there. 229 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,260 It's not all peas, joy. All right? 230 00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:18,140 I got lima beans for surface area. 231 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:20,160 Corn for the nooks and crannies. 232 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:25,090 And shrimp pot stickers because they were on sale. 233 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,960 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to prep my area. 234 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,790 Wait, you're gonna shave yourself? 235 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,980 I though maybe they'd take care of that at the hospital? 236 00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:34,150 Well, they gave me the choice. 237 00:15:34,170 --> 00:15:38,240 And I figure no one cares more than me. 238 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:51,050 Who is it? 239 00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:55,290 Hey, it's jeff. 240 00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:58,770 What's going on, jeffrey? 241 00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:04,450 So I heard steph came by and made you give me my ball back. 242 00:16:04,470 --> 00:16:07,350 And frankly, that's just not how I roll. 243 00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:11,320 So, here take the ball back. 244 00:16:11,330 --> 00:16:13,410 - Really? - Yeah. That's right. 245 00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:14,590 You want me to take that back? 246 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:19,250 If I want my ball back, I'll come and I'll get it myself. 247 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,470 All right. 248 00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:34,460 I want my ball back. 249 00:16:35,130 --> 00:16:37,130 No. 250 00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:38,950 Come on! You gave it to steph! 251 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,990 She's intimidating. 252 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,950 Hey,I--I am intimidating. 253 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,890 I can be very intimidating when I want to be. 254 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:53,360 You wanna dance, let's dance? 255 00:16:53,770 --> 00:16:57,330 See that sounds like you actually want to dance. 256 00:16:57,340 --> 00:16:59,930 You know what? Just forget it. Just keep the ball. 257 00:16:59,940 --> 00:17:03,770 Jeff! Wait, wait. Come on back here, man. Come on back here, man. 258 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:16,200 Do me a solid and drag this down to the curb, man. 259 00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:35,470 Well, this is it. 260 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:39,150 Honey, I just want you to know that I appreciate what you're doing. 261 00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:41,220 I know that it's a big deal. 262 00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:45,520 And I want you to know that I'm at peace with it. And I'm ready. 263 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:03,110 Eddie! 264 00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:31,890 Sweetie? 265 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:36,130 We've had a good run, little buddies. 266 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,560 All right. 267 00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:46,290 Hey, bro, what's up? I'll see you upstairs. 268 00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:50,610 - Who was that? - My doctor. 269 00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:14,100 Don't do this. 270 00:19:14,110 --> 00:19:15,730 - What? - Let's just go home. 271 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,290 Joy,I'm fine. I'm ready. 272 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,720 Well I don't think I am. 273 00:19:18,730 --> 00:19:21,410 - You want another baby? - I don't know. 274 00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:25,870 I don't think so, but this is just so final. 275 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,640 Come on, let's just go home. 276 00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:30,060 Mom, joey keeps licking his hands and touching me! 277 00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:32,190 - I'm not touching you. - He's touching me. 278 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,150 - I'm not touching you. - Stop it! Everybody, just stop it! 279 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,390 Stop pulling the boy leash, it's making him nauseous. 280 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,300 If I stop pulling it, he's going to run out in front of a car. 281 00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:42,510 - Is that what you want? - Yeah, that's exactly what I want. Douche! 282 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,910 Douche? Oh that's nice. 283 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:49,320 I spend every waking hour taking care of these kids and what do I get from you? Nothing! 284 00:19:49,330 --> 00:19:52,470 You come home from work. You kill 2 6-packs! 285 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,140 You fall asleep watching sports on the couch! 286 00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:56,370 That's not what I signed up for, pal! 287 00:20:01,570 --> 00:20:05,800 I have a job! This is your job! 288 00:20:06,630 --> 00:20:08,720 - Let's do this. - Let's go. 289 00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:09,870 Can you hold that door? 290 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:10,730 No, sorry. We can'T. 291 00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:13,330 Yeah. But good luck with all that. 292 00:20:19,090 --> 00:20:21,260 Who is it? 293 00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:38,800 Suck on that! 294 00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:42,830 - =Www.ydy.com/bbs=- proudly presents 295 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,970 - =www.ydy.com/bbs=- sync:������ 296 00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:50,570 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 22981

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