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'Til Death is filmed in front
of a live studio audience.
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Hey.
- Hi, guys.
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No thanks.
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No thanks to what?
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Whatever you're offering.
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Hiking, biking, that crazy frisbee
game you're always freaking out about.
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No, Joy, the thing
is, our cable's out,
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and there's a really
awesome tennis match on TV.
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Watch it here?
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Ah... Yeah. No, no. My... My favorite
religious cartoon is about to begin.
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Wooden boy and the talking
squirrel? That is jesus.
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So you understand.
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Come on, Jeff, let's just go
watch it at a sports bar.
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Yes, a sports bar.
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Sweetie, it's a sunday in
philadelphia during football season.
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If I ask them to turn on tennis,
even your tae kwon do can't save us.
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Ok. Come in.
- Ah! Thank you.
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But just so you know,
Eddie's on his way down,
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and there's an 80% chance
he'll be wearing only a t- shirt.
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What the hell's
wrong with you?
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Ah, it's my back. Just went nuts.
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By the way, there's also a
couple of hand towels up there
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that are gonna
have to be thrown away.
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Come on, Eddie,
not your back again.
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Aw, that's nice. That's nice.
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No, seriously. Go
to a doctor, and...
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Why do I have to see a doctor
when I have all the doctor I need
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in a nice, little white tube with a...
- Don't say it.
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Bengay!
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That's right, you heard
me. The king of ointments.
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If you now mr. Gay, you
don't need to know anyone else.
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You know, Eddie, there
might be another solution.
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Have you tried yoga?
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Oh, I'd love to, but it always
conflicts with my tap dancing class.
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Ok. What you're gonna
want to do is breathe in,
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arms up, and hinge.
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Ok. The good lord
didn't build me to hinge.
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Come on, Eddie, just hinge.
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Just... Just hinge.
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You can do it, Eddie.
- I've seen you.
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Eddie, hinge.
- Like a door.
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Hinge. Hinge.
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Push him over.
- Ok. Look. Breathe, hands, and hinge.
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Eddie?
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I hinged.
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Au revoir, mr. Gay.
It's been a nice ride.
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You think that felt good?
Hey, babe, do that thing to his feet.
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Oh! Right. Yeah. Eddie,
take off your slippers.
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No.
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You do not want to see
this man's bare feet.
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I'm sure they're fine.
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No. No, they're not.
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He's the reason people buy
their own bowling shoes.
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Oh, dear God.
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It's been so long since
someone touched me there.
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That's so sad. I give Jeff
foot massages all the time.
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Yeah? Talk to
me in 20 years.
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If you're rubbing anything of
his, i'll give you a dollar.
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You're really bound up.
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Hey. There's a yoga class
in, like, 20 minutes. You want to go?
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Will I be the only dude?
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Because I don't like going places
where I'm the only dude.
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No. There's other dudes.
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Yoga dudes or,
like, american dudes?
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All kinds, Eddie.
It's a dudeapalooza.
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All right. I'm in.
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Just let me go change.
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Great! I'll be back in 10.
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All right. Hey,
Joy, all right.
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It's just you, me,
and a little tennis.
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Oh, you got, like, 5 remotes here.
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You could launch the
shuttle with these, huh?
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Come on.
- Sorry.
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Why is that guy
taking off his shirt?
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Oh, it's just romanov. Loves
to show off that six pack.
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Oh, I'm so not hating that.
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Yeah. Look.
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And I'm not hating it, either.
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The most?
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One of the most, right?
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Let's just watch.
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Ok. Now that we're all
warmed up and ready to begin,
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let's move into the tree pose.
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It's my first day.
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And now slowly into the
lord of the fishes pose.
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Take your right leg and fold
it under your left thigh,
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bringing your right heel to
the outside of your left hip.
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Take your left leg, wrap
it over your right knee.
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Put the heel of your left foot flat
on the floor at your right thigh.
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And turn in the direction
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Good.
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Now press the
outside of your right arm
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to the knee and
thigh of your left leg.
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Try to stretch your right armpit
to the outside of that knee.
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Twist and turn, looking
over your left shoulder.
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Settle into the pose.
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And enJoy it.
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How we doing?
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Well, I'm losing feeling in...
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Either my left
or right hand.
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I just don't know which
is which right now.
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Did you sign a
medical waiver out front?
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I think so. Why?
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Oh. No reason.
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Looking good.
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And relax.
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Concentrate on
your heart center,
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always breathing.
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And thank yourselves for coming today.
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Thank you, Eddie.
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Oh, not out loud?
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Namaste.
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Namaste.
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Ok. So that one's out loud.
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Namaste.
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Ok.
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So, how do you feel?
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Well, you know, it started
out a little rough,
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but I got to tell
you, I feel fantastic.
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Except for that one move where I
accidently sat on my own merchandise.
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Yeah, that was a noise
I've never really heard before.
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You know, usually after class,
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I grab a chal latte
and hit the flea market.
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Any interest?
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Are you kidding me?
I love flea markets.
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Let me just check in with the tower
and see if I'm clear for takeoff.
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Hello?
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Hey, it's me.
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Hey. How's yoga?
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Life
- changing. How's it going with you?
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Yahoo!
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What, did your
sister come over?
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What?
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Who's the screaming lady?
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Uh, it's Jeff.
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We're watching
tennis together.
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We are actually
having a really good time.
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No, that is not code for;
please come rescue me.
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I know I use that with your
mother, but this is different.
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All right. Well, listen.
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And Steph and I are gonna
go hit a flea market,
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so I guess i'll
talk to you later.
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I guess you will. Ok. Bye.
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You know, I wouldn't have really pegged
you as a flea market kind of guy.
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Yeah, I know you
wouldn't, but you know what?
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I read a few years ago about this
guy who bought an old painting,
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and he actually
found an original copy
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of the declaration of
independence hidden inside.
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Really?
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Mm hmm. Now I buy old paintings
by the dozen, I take them home,
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and I tear through them
like scratcher tickets.
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I have litterally destroyed
hundreds of pieces of art.
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Thanks for taking me tennis
racquet shopping today.
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I'm so excited
to play with you.
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And I'm excited
to be played with.
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Seriously, I've
had a really fun day.
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Yeah. This place is great, huh?
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Oh, yeah. Eddie and i, we had
our tenth anniversary here.
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You know, I feel like I've been here
before. I just can't rember when.
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Maybe I just popped
in and used the can.
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You are crazy!
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True story. I swear!
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Nutty!
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Joy?
- Hey.
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Babe?
- Hon?
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Hey.
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What are you...
What are you doing here?
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Uh, just, um, grabbing a
bite. How about you guys?
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Same. Yeah.
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Well, that's great.
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Really, really great.
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So...
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Should we maybe
make it a foursome?
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Of course.
- Of course.
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That's craziness.
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They won't mind if we just
pull the table together.
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Here's your beverage.
- Thank you, Joy.
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All right.
- Well, this is nice.
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Thank you.
- Oh, thanks.
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So... It's good
to see you guys.
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It's good to see you, too.
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Look terrific.
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Is this weird? Do you
want to sit next to...
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I mean, should we switch?
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No, no. I stare into that
enormous earhole every day.
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So how is yoga
working out for you?
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Fantastic.
- Yeah?
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Oh, yeah. Actually, we're
going back next tuesday night.
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Oh, tuesday night.
Well, that's perfect.
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Because Jeff and I are
gonna play tennis, tuesday night.
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Good for you guys.
- Yeah.
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That's great. So it looks
like you got your thing,
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and... We got our thing.
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Looks like it.
- Yep.
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A toast, then...
- ok.
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To whatever this is.
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Why did I not pursue
professional tennis?
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Look at me. I am
absolutely adorable.
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Oh... You are adorable.
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I would take a
run at you right now
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if it didn't take me 25
minutes to peel these pants off.
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Hey, honey, let me
ask you something.
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You don't think it's weird we're spending so much
time with Jeff and Steph separately, do you?
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Weird? No! I think it's great.
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I am so relieved.
You know what? Me, too.
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Yeah. I mean, it doesn't mean
that we don't love each other.
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It's just that sometimes things
between us get a little...
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Ooh, I don't want to say boring.
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Boring?
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God, no. No.
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No.
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Of our marriage that
we could pull this off.
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I mean, most couples could not do this.
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Exactly, because our
trust is so strong...
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So freaking strong!
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Oh, hell, we are so rock solid that
I barely got to see you at all.
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Aw, right back at you.
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You know why? Because
at the end of the day,
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I know in my heart that
there is no one on this earth
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that I would rather
spend time with than you.
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And I you, sir.
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They're here!
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Hey!
- Hi! How you doing?
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Holy smokes. You're showing
a lot of thigh there, serena.
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Why don't you leave a little
something to the imagination, huh?
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Yeah, like you in stretchy pants
isn't gonna keep me up tonight.
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Eddie, we should
go. Yoga starts in 10.
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Yeah, we don't wanna get stuck to close
to fat Gary while he tries to touch his toes.
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There ain't enough incense in
india to cover up that stank.
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Getting a little
hardcore there, huh?
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Oh, yeah, that's what they
taught me at the tennis academy.
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Preparation, intensity,
discipline, abstinence.
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Sounds like a really fun
place to spend your summer.
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Oh, yeah. I guess you could say
my dad pushed me pretty hard.
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Used to beg my mom
to let me come home,
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but uh
- uh, dad said no way.
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Missing my mommy
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and... Put it in my serve.
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I'm sorry, Jeff.
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Oh, no. It's... It's ok. You
know, it's all in the past.
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See, I... I just
play for fun now.
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It's just a game, you know?
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It's not like it's
emotional currency or--
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love.
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Ok.
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Uh, well, I'll be
right over there.
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Great! Great! Ah! This
is gonna be fun, Joy.
248
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All right!
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I'm back, pa.
250
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Out.
251
00:15:25,632 --> 00:15:26,833
Are you insane?
252
00:15:26,932 --> 00:15:30,100
That ball was clearly
in! This is such crap!
253
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,600
All right, you
know what? Screw this.
254
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,500
Ok. Here we go.
255
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:45,500
Daddy needs a
historical document.
256
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,500
Sorry, amigo.
257
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,800
Damn! 0 for 9.
258
00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,168
Hey! There she
is. How was tennis?
259
00:16:00,267 --> 00:16:02,733
I got to tell
you, for a little guy,
260
00:16:02,832 --> 00:16:05,600
that Jeff is a large helping of freaky
- deaky.
261
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,900
I think we're gonna
cool it for a while.
262
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:12,500
In fact, I was thinking that we could
have a little time to ourselves tonight.
263
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:17,133
You know, that would be super
awesome. It really would.
264
00:16:17,232 --> 00:16:20,768
It's just that Steph and I had planned to go
to this new pizza place right after yoga, so...
265
00:16:20,867 --> 00:16:22,700
Well, you can cancel.
266
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,833
I would love to.
267
00:16:25,932 --> 00:16:28,368
It... It's just that, you
know, that's kind of rude,
268
00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:30,468
you know, to do
that last minute.
269
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:32,468
Manners and such.
270
00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:33,433
Eddie.
271
00:16:33,532 --> 00:16:37,368
Look. You were totally onboard
with this yesterday. What happened?
272
00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:40,000
That's before I
realized Jeff's insane.
273
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,033
So I have to stay home and suffer
274
00:16:42,132 --> 00:16:44,600
just because your guy
turned out to be a dud?
275
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,133
Yes, you have
to stay home.
276
00:16:47,232 --> 00:16:49,768
You think it's appropriate
that you take Steph out for pizza
277
00:16:49,867 --> 00:16:51,733
while I sit here alone?
278
00:16:51,832 --> 00:16:55,200
Ok. All right. I see
what this is all about.
279
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,800
It's about being alone.
280
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,833
Listen to me.
281
00:16:59,932 --> 00:17:02,400
You're gonna find someone else.
282
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:10,618
You got alot of
great stuff going on here.
283
00:17:10,717 --> 00:17:13,633
Someone's gonna scoop
you right up. All right?
284
00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:15,868
Hey, i'll tell you what.
I'll bring you home a slice.
285
00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:18,685
No, I don't want leftover
pizza from your date!
286
00:17:18,784 --> 00:17:21,433
Ok. All right. Listen.
Listen. Joy, calm down.
287
00:17:21,532 --> 00:17:24,300
Honey, you've just been
through a tough relationship.
288
00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:27,618
You're feeling
very, very vulnerable,
289
00:17:27,717 --> 00:17:30,368
but please, don't lash out at me.
290
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,900
Joy, look at me. Look at me.
291
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,800
I'm not him.
292
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,918
Ok? All right...
293
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,433
That is enough!
294
00:17:41,532 --> 00:17:42,733
Sit down.
- But I...
295
00:17:42,832 --> 00:17:45,233
The pizza.
- You are my husband.
296
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:48,800
I am your wife. We are gonna
stop seeing other people.
297
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,768
We're gonna back to being exclusive
because dating our neighbors...
298
00:17:52,867 --> 00:17:55,200
Not our healthiest moment.
299
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,533
You know, you're right.
300
00:18:00,632 --> 00:18:03,268
It was crazy. I
don't know. It's just...
301
00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:05,500
She touched my feet.
302
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,200
You used to do that. I
guess I... I just missed it.
303
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:11,533
Yeah?
304
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,900
Well, I Miss you
opening car doors
305
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,300
and bringing me flowers
306
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:20,800
and holding in at
least 20% of your gas.
307
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,600
Why don't we do
those things anymore?
308
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:33,800
We've been married 20 years.
We've earned the right not to.
309
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,000
I'll tell you what.
310
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,333
You go tell your
little girlfriend
311
00:18:39,432 --> 00:18:42,000
that you're getting back
together with the old lady,
312
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,600
and I will be
your new yoga partner.
313
00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:48,433
And maybe, later,
314
00:18:48,532 --> 00:18:52,400
I will whip off those socks and
take a crack at your tootsies.
315
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,468
Oh, yeah? Ok. I'll tell
you what. You wait here.
316
00:18:56,567 --> 00:18:57,333
Ok.
317
00:18:57,432 --> 00:18:58,833
And I'm...
318
00:18:58,932 --> 00:19:01,700
Gonna go break a
little girl's heart.
319
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,633
Hey, Eddie. Ready to go?
320
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:13,568
Hey. Actually, i,
uh, got to talk to you.
321
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,200
Sure. What's up?
322
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,000
Ooh, this is hard.
323
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:21,068
I'm not gonna be able to
go out with you tonight.
324
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:22,700
Oh. No problem.
325
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,168
Oh, I was hoping this
wouldn't go this way.
326
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,400
Come here, champ.
Come on. Come here.
327
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,500
Listen. Steph, um...
328
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,033
It's not just tonight.
329
00:19:36,132 --> 00:19:40,500
I'm not gonna be able to
do yoga with you ever again.
330
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,600
That's cool. We used up
all my guest passes, anyway.
331
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:48,368
You are so brave. So, so brave.
332
00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:50,333
Hey, Steph, you ready?
333
00:19:50,432 --> 00:19:52,400
What's fat gary doing here?
334
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,368
Well, gary wants to
go to pizza with us,
335
00:19:56,467 --> 00:19:59,400
so I figured we'd
just take one car.
336
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,733
Oh. I see.
337
00:20:01,832 --> 00:20:04,400
You'd think you would have
maybe checked with me first.
338
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,100
Why would I check with you?
339
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,600
What we had is so over.
340
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,800
Take your right leg and sweep
it under your left thigh.
341
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,100
Your left heel around
the back of your hip.
342
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,933
Now look over your
opposite shoulder,
343
00:20:35,032 --> 00:20:39,000
and reach behind your back, linking
your pinky with your big toe.
344
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,400
This is brutal.
345
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,500
You want to get out of here
and get waffles for dinner?
346
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,400
I would like that very much.
347
00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:58,000
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