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You can't go anywhere at
Smoot these days without hearing
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about the JV Girls' volleyball team.
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And by "team," I mean little
Debbie, otherwise known
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- as... Girl Quake!
- [Twang! Sloop!]
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This girl is incredible! This
is our first time since the
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'80s that we made it to
the State Championship.
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What does Coach Fairbell
have to say about this?
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We got him walking to his car.
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Oh, my god! Was he wearing
his women's track suit, size small?
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[Laughter]
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I don't know if it's men's or women's.
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The tag just says juniors 3, so... ohh!
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- [Sloop!]
- Ohh!
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- Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
- [Sloop!]
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Ahh... I'm okay.
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- [Baby crying]
- Uh-oh!
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Looks like Coach Baby
Dunce fall down, go boom!
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- [Laughs]
- I like the new direction Chen's
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- taking the journalism class in.
- No way. This is garbage.
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I didn't even know we had a TV station.
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Yeah. It was originally Smoot
Court TV, but now they're
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branching out. But, trust
me, nobody's watching this.
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I'm glad they changed it.
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- This is way more fun.
- It is way more fun.
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Way more fun.
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Quit wasting my time
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I ain't here for you
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I'm just putting in work
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Till my day is through
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Apparently, everyone around here
thinks I'm some kind of big joke.
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Well, I'm not laughing.
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- [Chuckles]
- You remember that baby that was
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- All "Wah! Wah!"?
- Yeah.
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Fairbell, that baby was you.
They're saying you're not
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qualified to be coach, which is
surprising, 'cause they're the
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same morons who paint
their faces on game day.
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- There he is!
- [Laughs]
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S-m-double-o-t! Just
the man I wanted to see!
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Oh, Coach Fairbell, I want you
to know something right now.
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We are all behind you and
Little Debbie and the other
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- girls on the team.
- Thank you.
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Now, the PTA is actually
willing to spend a little money
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- to make sure you're supported.
- Wow! What a shocker!
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A bunch of bappin' harpies want
to allocate money to something
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as worthless as organized sports!
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Meanwhile, it's us
educators who get the shaft.
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You know I'm letting an oil
company frack my front yard?
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You need to watch your
language in the tea...
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- Your attitude is appalling!
- Abbey, I get it.
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You love books. You should
go read one right now.
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- Alone, silently.
- Is anyone else upset about
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the results of the
schoolwide literacy test?
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No. Kids at Smoot are stupid.
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I think we're all in agreeance on that.
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Okay.
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"Agreeance" is not a word. And
that kind of attitude is why
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30% of our kids read
below a 5th-grade level!
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Well, I'll tell you
something... 100% of our
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students are jazzed about
this volleyball game!
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- Yeah, they are.
- So ridiculous.
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Now, the PTA is offering $12
an hour to bring someone in
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- to assist Coach Fairbell.
- I'll do it.
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Yeah. I should do that.
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- [Laughs]
- It's ridiculous.
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You don't even know
anything about sports.
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Me? I love the sporting and
the events and the mallets and
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feathers and the
pageantry! Nagano? Ha ha ha!
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- Whose horse?
- [Imitates buzzer]
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- Halftime.
- You know more than I thought.
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You're hired. Deadwood shake?
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- That's great. Yeah.
- We actually have to run that
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by the PTA first, you know.
They're very particular about
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- their funds.
- Too late. Too late.
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- We already deadwood-shook
on it. - We gotta go plan.
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Come on, Assistant Coach.
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You know, Quinn, If
you need some more money
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I kind of have an in
with a corporate sponsor.
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Well, I'm not gonna lie to you Loren.
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We'll take all the pennies we can get.
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Okay. All right. All right.
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You want me to pay 500 bucks for what?
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It's called a finder's
fee. It's standard, Jake.
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Ask anybody. I mean, don't. Trust me.
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- It's totally standard.
- So, I pay you $500 so I can
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- pay the school $2,000?
- Jake, I don't know how to
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tell you this, but nobody
really likes your pizza.
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Sponsoring a girls' volleyball team
could totally change your image.
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Lots of people like my pizza.
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Don't worry about my image.
I've got something on the
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horizon that's gonna
change everything for me.
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Oh Christ! this isn't gonna be another
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crust-stuffed crust situation, is it?
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A lot of people like crust.
Some people only like the crust.
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- Nobody only likes crust.
- You've never eaten pizza with
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somebody that leaves the body of
the pizza and only eats the crust.
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No, never.
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- An aluminum can. Cool, Jake.
- This...
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Is the future of pizza. Look.
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- [Groans]
- I cut little circles...
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- Yeah...
- Little pizza circles, then
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sell them to the kids
$2.99. They love 'em.
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Look at that... bite-size.
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Unless you're a very small child.
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Then, you know, it seems like a
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full pizza if you're
a very young toddler.
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The best part is what iit leaves behind.
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I call it Uncle Jake's pizza web.
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Retails at $4.99. Isn't that cool?
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- Look how dope that is.
- Jake, I'm telling you this
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'cause you're my cousin
and I care about you.
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That is literally the dumbest idea
I've ever heard in my entire life.
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You tell that to the man who
invented the doughnut hole,
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'cause I think he's doing
pretty good right now.
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In fact, I heard that recently
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he bought an island shaped
like a doughnut hole.
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You mean shaped like an island?
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Have you noticed how not
one customer has come in here
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the entire time we've been talking?
You need to sponsor this team, Jake.
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You need some more business in here.
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If I give you all this money, you
can guarantee that Smoot's gonna win?
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We've got Little Debbie now, dude.
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This shit is a lock. Trust me.
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Okay. I'll do it. Deadwood shake on it?
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Deadwood shake on it.
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Oh, dude. Is this
blood or marinara sauce?
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Maybe both. Wash your hands.
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Ugh! Don't look at me.
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I'm gonna call your dad.
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Okay, Lady Tariffs. In the days
leading up to this big game,
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there are gonna be a lot of
distractions out there, okay?
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A lot of things competing
for your attent...
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- Oh! Nickel! Free nickel!
- Beep, beep!
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- Aah.
- Let's move it, ladies.
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- Ha ha!
- Girls, some of you may know
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Mr. Shoemaker from being yelled at.
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Yeah, well, not anymore, because
I am your new Assistant Coach.
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And I took the liberty of doing a little
of what I like to call "belichicking."
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Did some surveillance on the
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Our Lady of Eternal
Suffering Penguins, and i...
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What's wrong with their penguins?
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No, the penguins are fine.
The lady is suffering.
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- What's wrong with their lady?
- She's Catholic. Let it go.
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All right. Now, I did some surveillance,
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and I caught them doing... This!
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Let's see what they're doing there.
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What is this?!
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Did you go spy on their practice.
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Well, I told you I did surveill
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All right. Well...
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No one is interested in
seeing this part, so...
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I'm very interested
in it, Mr. Shoemaker.
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I'm not gonna use this
for anything sexual.
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I just want to film these girls
so I can use it to expose them
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and then beat them.
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- [Laughing]
- Can you believe that? What is that?
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Let's turn this off. I've seen enough.
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Coach Fairbell, um... I
just wanted to say, on behalf
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of a lot of people, we are very
proud and grateful for how well
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you've done with these
girls this season...
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- Thank you.
- Getting them this far.
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But the PTA agrees that
it's time for a change...
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In leadership. Uh, this is actually very
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difficult to say, but
we've decided to hire
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Coach Namalana... Nam...
N-nalanana... N-nalanana Mana...
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Ma... Ni... Mcscrat... Namber Hallix.
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Well, look, I did say
it's very difficult to say.
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The Colorado volleyball
legend Nahana Manhallana?
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Yes. So, because of that,
we actually have to...
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- Ask you to step down.
- [Indistinct conversation]
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[Girls whispering indistinctly]
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From where?
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[Whistle blows]
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- Let's hustle! Come on, now!
- Hustle!
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H-u-s-t-l-e! Let's hustle it up!
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- What was our agreement?!
- Watching in silence.
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- Minimal hand gestures.
- This is your final warning.
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I was kind of looking forward
to being Assistant Coach.
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You know, I've been watching
the videos on this guy named
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Bobby Knight. Have you ever seen him?
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He's amazing! He got
paid millions of dollars
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- to just chuck chairs at people.
- Come on! Step in, Beth!
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- Step in!
- Step in, Beth!
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- Spike it!
- Spike it up! Or under!
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What are we doing?! Seriously,
how is this game played?
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[Whistle blows]
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I have had it with you two clowns.
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I am done. Get the hell out of my gym!
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If I had a chair, I'd chuck it!
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- Get out!
- Well, isn't that convenient?!
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Lady Tariffs, I'm still really
proud of what we did this
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season, okay? But I want
you to listen to what
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Coach Manhallana has to say.
She's your new leader now.
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I don't want to you
to forget our motto...
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"Bump... Set... And smile."
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Hey. Why don't you leave
the pep talks to me, there.
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Okay, Coach Baby Dunce?
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That's hurtful.
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Where do you think you're going, missy?
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I only play for Coach Baby Dunce.
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I found this one in
the janitor's closet.
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- Shh. Shh. Shh. It's okay
- No, Steve.
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For the last time, it's
pronounced "Topps" Bar, okay?
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Get your head out of the gutter, dude.
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- What's wrong with you?
- What's this shit that I
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hear about Little Debbie
not playing in the game?
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Hey, everybody, look!
It's a celebrity...
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- My cousin Uncle Jake!
- Hi, guys. Jake's pizza.
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I actually can't be in the same room
with him due to pending litigation.
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It says on the side of
the box, very clearly...
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It says, "shellfish and
poultry may be undercooked."
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What's confusing about that?
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I gave his parents
several opportunities...
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- I know you did...
- To settle.
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- I don't like your dad!
- Yes. Nobody likes his dad.
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- Yeah!
- [Shouts indistinctly]
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You can't yell at the
kids like that, Jake.
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What's so important you had
to come down to the school?
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I overheard some chuckleheads
talking at the shop.
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They were saying that
Little Debbie is out of the
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tournament. She won't
play for anybody who
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- isn't her old coach.
- Wait. Fairbell?
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Yeah. If Little Debbie
doesn't play, then Smoot loses,
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and then... I will be
the laughingstock of
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- the pizza community.
- Jake, you already are the
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laughingstock of the pizza community.
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Who's been talking? Little Caesar?
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- It's this fucking Papa John's?
- Relax, okay?
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I'll get Little Debbie playing again.
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Just calm down. You
better, 'cause if you
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don't, you can take those sweet
little round lips and you can
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- kiss that finder's fee goodbye.
- Kiss... take my lips and
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- Kiss it?
- Take it back down into my pocket.
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That's the dis you want to go with?
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That's really impressive, Jake.
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Understand that you won't get the $500.
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- Get that?
- Yeah, I've got it.
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Tell your dad to call my
dad about Rockies tickets.
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- Oh, for real?
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Mr. Uncle Jake?
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Uh, I, uh, couldn't help but
overhear your conversation, and
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Look, if you want to
fill out an application,
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then you'll get a job, but
this is not how it's done
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Not in the pizza community.
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Oh. Well, actually, I'm here to
offer you an exciting opportunity.
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What do people think about
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- when they think about Uncle Jake's?
- Diarrhea.
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Okay. Uh, well, I thought you might
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say, "pizza," and then
I was going to say,
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"what if they thought
about pizza and reading?"
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Yeah, but I already have
something going with Loren.
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- He's my image consultant.
- Oh, but Loren?
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I mean, is that really a good
choice for an image consultant?
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Yeah. He dresses dope as hell, dude.
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He gave me my first Nautica shirt.
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You know, I have actually
always thought that you look
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- superdope.
- [Chuckles]
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- You're much doper than Loren.
- Really?
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Yeah, really. But, you
know, I'm just like a
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stupid girl who likes monster
energy drinks and, like,
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watching videos of animals having sex.
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Both of those things
are in my Tinder profile.
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Wow! That is surprising that
you would like those things.
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Yeah. Anyway, what do you think
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about starting a
literacy campaign with me?
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All right. Deadwood shake on it?
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Sure. Oh.
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You didn't get any on it.
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- How'd you find me?
- This is where we met,
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remember? You were wandering around,
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tearing up aluminum cans.
The fish and game department
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wanted to tranquilize you. I said, "no!
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- Let me talk to her."
- Yeah. I remember that.
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- What are you doing here, Coach?
- Little Debbie, did you ever
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read the book "big
girl plays volleyball"?
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No. Sounds like it would be
right up my alley, though.
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Well, it's about a girl who's
bigger than all the other girls,
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who did most of her talking with
monster spikes and once pushed a
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girl through the bleachers
while diving after a ball.
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- I did that!
- Then there was a coaching
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change, and she stopped
playing and ran away.
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- That sure sounds like me.
- Oh.
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[Chuckles]
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You're right. That's...
Not a book at all.
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I've just been... Describing
what's been happening in real
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life up to this exact moment.
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- [Chuckles]
- That's funny.
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Anyways, I-I think you
should go back and play for
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Coach Manhallana for yourself.
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- Okay, but I'm going back for you.
- For yourself.
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- No, just for you.
- Wait! Wait! No! No!
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Ohhh! My hip screws! Ugh!
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And we're back at the
volleyball championships, and
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thanks to Little Debbie, the
Smoot Tariffs have won the first
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set out of three against the Our
Lady of Eternal Suffering Penguins.
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Now, why do you think those
penguins are suffering, Tam-Tam?
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Probably 'cause of that
ass-whipping Debbie handed down.
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- [Laughing]
- Oh, that is a little salty.
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And, speaking of ass-whipping...
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Oh, look at that!
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There is Terry the Tariff,
our school mascot, now.
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- Go, Terry!
- [Laughs]
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Aw, damn. They done
broke out the shanks.
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Well, remember that
they're children, Tammy.
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Hey!
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- Get your little asses back here!
- Little Debbie!
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Good to see you enjoying that pizza web.
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You might want to slow
down a little bit, okay?
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You still have a lot
of running left to do.
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All right. Eat responsibly, Debbie.
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Well, what do you
say, cousin Uncle Jake?
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Packed house, little Debbie's
back out on the court.
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I think it's time to start
talking about that finder's fee.
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Yeah, about that, cuz...
It ain't happening anymore.
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I'm going a different direction
with the image and branding...
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- a direction that's free.
- What?
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00:13:11,934 --> 00:13:13,601
- Hey, bud!
- Hey, yeah.
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00:13:13,685 --> 00:13:16,988
Hey, Jake tell you we're
partners in a literacy campaign?
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Yeah. We're gonna make
reading the dope-ass way to
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- learn shit.
- Yeah!
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- What?! That's crazy!
- Right. Check this out.
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Dun dun dun dun dun-dun!
Hey, what the shit Jake?
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I even came up with your
speech bubble on my own.
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It says, "Get illiterate
with every bite!"
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That's what you wanted
illiteracy campaign.
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00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,570
No, I said I want a literacy campaign.
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This is encouraging kids not to read.
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00:13:38,627 --> 00:13:40,378
Well, I'm gonna encourage
you not to mumble.
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This is the new direction
you guys are going in?
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- This is well worth the $500.
- Shut up, Loren.
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Maybe... maybe they won't notice.
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I mean, 30% of them can't read anyway.
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00:13:48,554 --> 00:13:51,340
Yeah, 30% and climbing, now
that the kids get illiterate
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with every bite, thanks
to you, Librarian.
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What say you and I go back to
the, uh, parking lot, in my car,
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- for a hard-core fingering sesh?
- Uh, yeah.
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I'll totally meet you
there if you can just spell
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- "Fingering Session."
- Easy. F-i-n-j-g-a...
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- Shut up.
- I got I got locked up
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- 'cause I had to say it so fast!
- You almost had it, dude.
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00:14:08,457 --> 00:14:09,874
Were you going like this behind me?
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00:14:09,959 --> 00:14:12,427
- Yeah, like, the whole time.
- Dope.
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00:14:12,461 --> 00:14:16,264
- [Buzzer sounds]
- [Cheers and applause]
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- [Whistle blows]
- Boom!
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If Little Debbie can
keep this up, then those
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suffering penguins will have
suffered their last indignity.
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00:14:23,022 --> 00:14:25,056
All right! Let's go, Debbie! Let's go!
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Bring it home for mama, 'cause
I'm... we... we are all about to
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win the State Championship!
Bring it home, baby!
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00:14:32,531 --> 00:14:34,835
- That's... God.
- Uh-oh.
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00:14:34,835 --> 00:14:36,723
Looks like little
Debbie's getting queasy.
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00:14:37,653 --> 00:14:41,456
- [Retches]
- [Crowd groans]
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- Time!
- [Whistle blows, buzzer sounds]
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Little Deb, come back!
Beth, go check on how she's
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doing, please... While we're young.
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00:14:47,746 --> 00:14:49,530
- Let's go.
- Uh, looks like
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Coach Malakanananana is gonna
send someone in to check on
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Little Debbie. God, I hope she's okay.
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00:14:54,703 --> 00:14:56,204
Doubt it. I saw her scarfing down some
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Uncle Jake's a little
earlier, and I said to her,
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"girl, you have got to
respect yourself more."
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00:15:02,044 --> 00:15:04,845
- Told you.
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
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00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,931
- Beth, you're in.
- Substitution!
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00:15:07,015 --> 00:15:08,599
- Me?
- [Whistle blows]
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00:15:08,684 --> 00:15:11,552
- Yes. Let's go, dear.
- Looks like Beth is gonna get
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her first action since getting
some action five months ago.
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[Heroic music playing]
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- Aah!
- [Crowd groans]
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00:15:21,813 --> 00:15:23,397
- Ohh! Ohh.
- [Whistle blows]
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00:15:23,448 --> 00:15:28,152
- [Music continues]
- [Crowd groans]
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00:15:28,237 --> 00:15:30,404
- [Whistle blows]
- [Whistle blowing]
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00:15:30,489 --> 00:15:31,956
No! Aah!
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- Come on, tariffs!
- [Music continues]
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00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,044
Got it! Got it! Got it, got it, got it!
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00:15:37,079 --> 00:15:39,163
- No! Ohh
- Shit.
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00:15:39,248 --> 00:15:41,999
- [Buzzer sounds]
- [Music stops]
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00:15:42,084 --> 00:15:44,585
We're all tied up here at the
State Championship, and we're
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down to a Little Debbie-less
set 3... winner take all.
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00:15:48,006 --> 00:15:49,757
Coach Manhallana, is there
any word on Little Debbie?
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00:15:49,841 --> 00:15:51,285
Yeah. I quit.
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00:15:51,309 --> 00:15:53,909
Well, that's the Smoot
spirit right there.
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00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:56,601
Did you just see that last set?
It was a god damn slaughter.
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00:15:56,732 --> 00:15:59,684
- So you're quitting?
- I will not have this loss on
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00:15:59,768 --> 00:16:02,403
- my record.
- [Crowd booing]
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00:16:02,437 --> 00:16:06,407
- [Heroic music resumes]
- Well, I will.
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00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:11,662
Were you wearing two
shirts the whole time?
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00:16:11,747 --> 00:16:14,782
In an unforeseen turn of
events, Coach Malawalalala...
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Whatever her name is... she
abandoned the girls after
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losing set 2. However,
there is still a ray of
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hope, because Coach Fairbell
is back at the helm!
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00:16:23,759 --> 00:16:25,793
This is your chance to
show everybody that you aren't
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00:16:25,877 --> 00:16:28,129
- Coach Baby Dunce.
- Do you remember that baby?
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00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:30,848
It was all, "wa-a-a-a-h!" Aaah! Aaah!
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00:16:30,932 --> 00:16:33,050
Listen. Listen. I need
you to focus right now,
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00:16:33,135 --> 00:16:34,802
Okay? Listen, I can't even believe
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00:16:34,853 --> 00:16:37,638
that I'm gonna say this right
now, but I think what these
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00:16:37,689 --> 00:16:40,441
girls need is an inspirational
speech from their coach.
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00:16:40,475 --> 00:16:42,310
Speech? I didn't...
I didn't write a speech.
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00:16:42,394 --> 00:16:44,028
It's easy. Think of every clich? sports
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00:16:44,112 --> 00:16:45,563
movie you've ever seen in your life.
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00:16:45,647 --> 00:16:47,031
Done. Okay.
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00:16:47,115 --> 00:16:50,735
Now All you got to do is tell
them why they won't win and then
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00:16:50,819 --> 00:16:54,128
tell them why they will. That I can do.
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00:16:54,128 --> 00:16:55,798
- Don't touch me.
- All right, Lady Tariffs!
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00:16:56,124 --> 00:16:58,626
Huddle up!
Inspirational-speech time!
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00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:01,996
Look, I know we're down,
okay? And I'm gonna be blunt.
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00:17:02,047 --> 00:17:05,916
Little Debbie is the only reason
we're even in this dance, 'cause
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00:17:06,001 --> 00:17:09,253
we've always been losers.
And we're losers today.
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00:17:09,338 --> 00:17:12,673
If I was gonna bet on it,
we'd be losers tomorrow.
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00:17:12,724 --> 00:17:14,091
- [Whistle blows]
- Okay, Smoot!
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00:17:14,176 --> 00:17:15,760
- But, uh...
- time to hit the court!
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00:17:15,844 --> 00:17:18,229
- [Buzzer sounds]
- What the hell was that?!
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00:17:18,347 --> 00:17:20,398
You just called them all losers
and then sent them back out on
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- the court!
- I didn't have time to get to
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00:17:22,017 --> 00:17:23,484
the inspirational part.
Time-out. Time-out.
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00:17:23,518 --> 00:17:25,019
[Whistle blows]
Whoa! What are you doing?
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00:17:25,103 --> 00:17:26,487
- I'm fixing it!
- [Buzzer sounds]
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00:17:26,521 --> 00:17:28,072
Huddle up, Lady Tariffs! Let's go!
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00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:30,574
Wow. Coach Fairbell, burning
the first of his two time-outs
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00:17:30,659 --> 00:17:32,860
right out of the gate there.
Anybody want a drink of
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00:17:32,911 --> 00:17:34,495
water, orange slices before we start?
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00:17:34,529 --> 00:17:36,030
Coach, we only have 30 seconds!
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00:17:36,081 --> 00:17:37,782
Oh, yeah. Okay. Good call, Beth.
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00:17:37,866 --> 00:17:40,201
Okay. Let me just recap.
Little Debbie's out.
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00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:42,203
We're "f'd" in the "b" without her.
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00:17:42,287 --> 00:17:44,588
I'm a lifetime loser.
You've All been losers since
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I've known you. If there's
one thing that gives
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00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:48,292
- me hope...
- [Whistle blows]
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00:17:48,377 --> 00:17:50,044
- Time-out's over!
- Oh, my god.
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00:17:50,095 --> 00:17:51,846
- Back on the court!
- No, no, no!
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00:17:51,930 --> 00:17:54,348
- Way to go, Coach Baby Dunce.
- Time-out! Time-out!
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00:17:54,383 --> 00:17:55,966
- Oh, my god.
- [Whistle blows]
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00:17:56,051 --> 00:17:57,635
- Bring it in!
- [Buzzer sounds]
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00:17:57,719 --> 00:17:58,981
- Oh, my god.
- Okay. Here we go.
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00:17:59,555 --> 00:18:02,023
Lady Tariffs, despite all of the
challenges that we've overcome
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00:18:02,057 --> 00:18:04,225
this season and the mysterious
illness that has knocked
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00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:07,227
Little Debbie out of this game,
I have every confidence that we
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00:18:07,227 --> 00:18:09,058
can win, because when I look
around, all I see is winners.
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00:18:09,058 --> 00:18:10,426
You're all winners!
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00:18:11,361 --> 00:18:13,105
We have some time left, I guess,
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00:18:13,105 --> 00:18:14,611
if anybody else wants to say anything.
448
00:18:14,611 --> 00:18:17,601
You used our time-outs to tell
them that they're all winners?
449
00:18:17,655 --> 00:18:19,155
That's a positive takeaway.
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00:18:19,239 --> 00:18:20,420
I could have yelled
that from the chairs.
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00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:21,300
- [Whistle blows]
- You're all winners!
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00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,939
- Back on the court!
- You're all winners!
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00:18:24,913 --> 00:18:26,961
Only a miracle could save us now.
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00:18:28,365 --> 00:18:32,555
- [Rock music playing]
- [Cheers and applause]
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00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:34,372
Holy crap! That's Little Debbie!
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00:18:34,456 --> 00:18:35,573
- It is!
- Oh-ho-ho!
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00:18:35,658 --> 00:18:38,493
- Whoo! Yeah!
- Let's do this.
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00:18:38,544 --> 00:18:41,329
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
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00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:44,499
- Yes! Yeah! Yeah!
- [Laughing]
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00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:49,220
- Oh, my god!
- Debbie! Debbie!
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00:18:49,305 --> 00:18:53,508
- [Music continues]
- [Cheers and applause continue]
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00:18:53,559 --> 00:18:54,726
- Ah-ha-ha!
- What?!
463
00:18:54,810 --> 00:18:57,193
Hey, Coach. I was just pretending sick
464
00:18:57,195 --> 00:18:58,746
'cause I knew Coach Mahaha would quit.
465
00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:01,081
Now we can win this game together.
466
00:19:01,116 --> 00:19:03,667
Yes! Yes!
467
00:19:03,752 --> 00:19:05,336
I'd like to make a substitution.
468
00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:07,788
You can only do that on time-outs,
and you're out of time-outs.
469
00:19:07,839 --> 00:19:10,207
[Crowd groans]
470
00:19:10,292 --> 00:19:13,627
Well, isn't that convenient?!
You know why you're wearing
471
00:19:13,678 --> 00:19:16,180
white and black?!
'Cause you're a criminal!
472
00:19:16,298 --> 00:19:19,300
Oh, you want to chest-bump me?!
You want to try the big stick?!
473
00:19:19,351 --> 00:19:21,469
- You want to go?!
- [Whistle blows]
474
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:24,805
- [Shouting indistinctly]
- [Crowd groans]
475
00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:26,307
- [Whistle blowing]
- Ohh!
476
00:19:26,358 --> 00:19:28,642
- That's it! You're ejected!
- I eject you!
477
00:19:28,727 --> 00:19:30,227
- You're ejected!
- You're ejected!
478
00:19:30,312 --> 00:19:32,146
- Get out of here!
- Oh, are you late for your
479
00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:33,898
- shift at lady footlocker?!
- Get out!
480
00:19:33,982 --> 00:19:37,651
- What are you laughing at?!
- [Shouting indistinctly]
481
00:19:37,736 --> 00:19:40,821
- Hey!
- [Whistle blowing]
482
00:19:40,906 --> 00:19:43,207
Looks like Little Debbie's back
but she can't get in the game.
483
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:44,825
Shoemaker's tossing shit and
484
00:19:44,876 --> 00:19:47,628
- Terry just went down.
- Are you getting what you came for?
485
00:19:47,662 --> 00:19:49,663
Are you not entertained?!
486
00:19:49,748 --> 00:19:51,665
Come on!
487
00:19:54,302 --> 00:19:55,636
Think we're gonna lose, Coach.
488
00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:56,227
[Sweeping orchestral music plays]
489
00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:58,839
Don't worry. I gave those
girls a movie speech.
490
00:19:58,890 --> 00:20:01,809
We can't lose.
491
00:20:01,843 --> 00:20:07,348
- [Buzzer sounds]
- You know, those speeches work a
492
00:20:07,399 --> 00:20:10,100
- lot better in the movies.
- It's okay, Coach.
493
00:20:10,185 --> 00:20:13,153
I'd rather lose for you
than win for somebody else.
494
00:20:13,188 --> 00:20:16,023
- Yeah. Me, too.
- Thanks.
495
00:20:16,107 --> 00:20:20,027
- [Moaning]
- Terry, you're so dumb.
496
00:20:20,111 --> 00:20:21,921
[Moaning]
497
00:20:22,245 --> 00:20:25,169
Well, I guess Coach Baby Dunce
couldn't pull it off after all.
498
00:20:25,193 --> 00:20:28,132
But I mean, is anybody
actually surprised?
499
00:20:28,157 --> 00:20:30,879
Looks like baby made poopy!
500
00:20:30,903 --> 00:20:32,086
On the bright side though
501
00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:33,995
Smoot now has a new official pizza
502
00:20:33,995 --> 00:20:36,425
thanks to Abbey Logan's
illeteracy campaign
503
00:20:36,449 --> 00:20:39,099
And she is not taking her
newfound fame very well.
504
00:20:39,123 --> 00:20:41,178
She forgot to put an underwear.
505
00:20:41,202 --> 00:20:43,202
Somebody is a natural redhead.
506
00:20:43,226 --> 00:20:44,656
[Laughs]
507
00:20:45,165 --> 00:20:47,174
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
508
00:20:47,198 --> 00:20:47,932
All right, Chen!
509
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:51,878
You and these little perverts are
gonna shut this fucking thing now.
510
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:52,946
Don't be scared.
511
00:20:52,970 --> 00:20:54,151
Eddie take a picture.
512
00:20:54,175 --> 00:20:55,552
- I'm gonna murder you.
- Aah, Aah!
513
00:20:55,576 --> 00:20:57,123
I'm gonna murder you!
514
00:20:57,147 --> 00:20:59,147
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