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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:03,438 [GRUNTING] 2 00:00:03,505 --> 00:00:05,105 [EXHALING RAPIDLY] 3 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:06,874 - [GASPING] - Oh! 4 00:00:06,941 --> 00:00:11,312 Oh, yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 5 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:13,114 [GASPS] 6 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:16,316 [ROCK MUSIC] 7 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:19,153 ? Tear it down ? 8 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:20,921 ? Tear it down ? 9 00:00:20,987 --> 00:00:22,656 "The pioneers were the first people to settle 10 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:24,259 in the North American frontier." 11 00:00:24,324 --> 00:00:26,327 Well, technically, it was the Native Americans, 12 00:00:26,393 --> 00:00:29,396 but in public school, we only recognize them at Thanksgiving. 13 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:30,831 - Ms. Snap? - Yes? 14 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:33,066 What are you supposed to be? 15 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:35,703 I am sexy Ruth Bader Ginsburg. 16 00:00:35,770 --> 00:00:38,806 And I order you to pay attention to this lesson! 17 00:00:38,815 --> 00:00:39,782 [GASPS] 18 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:41,643 - [GAVEL CLATTERS] - Okay. 19 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:44,545 "Most pioneers traveled West along the Oregon trail, 20 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:46,981 but some traveled to... California. 21 00:00:47,048 --> 00:00:48,950 Which brings us to the most infamous 22 00:00:49,017 --> 00:00:51,919 tragedy of westward migration: The Donner Party." 23 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:55,321 - [THUNDER CLAPS] - Ooh. Oops. 24 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,025 Hold on. 25 00:00:57,091 --> 00:00:59,160 What happened to the Donner Party? 26 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:02,263 One second, guys. This won't refresh. 27 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:03,932 Um... 28 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:09,070 No internet connection? Where are we, Botswana? 29 00:01:09,136 --> 00:01:11,037 No service either? 30 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:12,573 Are you kidding me? 31 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:14,341 Is everything okay, Ms. Snap? 32 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,211 No. We've lost Wi-Fi! 33 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:19,046 But what happened to the Donner Party? 34 00:01:19,113 --> 00:01:20,514 I don't know, okay! 35 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:21,848 I don't know anything without Google! 36 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,485 - [THUNDER CLAPS] - [SCREAMS] 37 00:01:25,687 --> 00:01:28,054 What are you supposed to be anyway? 38 00:01:28,122 --> 00:01:29,758 S&M Downton Abbey? 39 00:01:29,824 --> 00:01:31,792 I'm Goody Proctor from "The Crucible." 40 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:35,196 It's a fun little reminder of the dangers of mass hysteria. 41 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,597 The Wi-Fi is out! 42 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:38,699 It's the storm. No one has service. 43 00:01:38,767 --> 00:01:40,066 Pearson called someone, but they don't know 44 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:41,134 when they can come out. 45 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:42,470 This is a nightmare. 46 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:43,670 How am I supposed to teach my kids 47 00:01:43,738 --> 00:01:45,139 without YouTube or Wikipedia? 48 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:47,808 - Uh, use a book? - Get serious, Cecilia. 49 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,910 Books are for losers on public transportation. 50 00:01:49,976 --> 00:01:52,380 Besides, where am I gonna get a book? 51 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,914 Bookstores don't exist anymore. 52 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:56,283 You could try the school's library. 53 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:57,684 We have a library? 54 00:01:57,752 --> 00:02:00,621 Yeah, but no one's been inside for years. 55 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:03,024 I heard they found the librarian, Mrs. Foley's 56 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:05,193 dead, rotting body after she fell off a ladder 57 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:06,761 while shelving books. 58 00:02:06,828 --> 00:02:08,729 She was decomposing in the stacks for weeks 59 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,497 before anyone even noticed she was missing. 60 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:14,467 They say the R volume of the Encyclopedia Britannica 61 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:15,803 crushed her trachea. 62 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,905 That was always my favorite detail. 63 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:21,174 Okay, well, I'm clearly not going in there. 64 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:23,811 Though I may look the part, I'm not some hot, naive teen 65 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:25,679 ready to get killed in a slasher movie. 66 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,214 You have to go in there if you want to get 67 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:28,582 reference materials for today. 68 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,018 Shh. Do you hear that? 69 00:02:30,084 --> 00:02:34,321 [WHOOSHING, DISTANT EERIE WHISPERS] 70 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:35,957 Oh, no, not again. 71 00:02:36,024 --> 00:02:37,858 Cecelia, I thought you were going to hide her boom box? 72 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:39,160 I thought you were going to do it! 73 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:40,695 Every year. 74 00:02:40,762 --> 00:02:43,965 Why does she have to ruin this sacred holiday every year? 75 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:46,233 Hold onto your butts. 76 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:49,469 ? And to my big surprise they danced around ? 77 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:53,140 ? They did the shuffle, they did the spooky shuffle ? 78 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:56,577 ? The spooky shuffled caused quite a kerfuffle ? 79 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:59,247 The Spooky Shuffle's back, baby! 80 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,583 And I'm gonna be pumping it all day long 81 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:03,618 to get you ghouls into the spirit. 82 00:03:03,685 --> 00:03:06,920 [LAUGHS EVILLY AND SNICKERS] 83 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:11,559 Someone set me on fire for real. 84 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,026 [ROCK TONES] 85 00:03:13,092 --> 00:03:15,262 Hey! I made extra kale cookies. 86 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:17,464 Want me to bring some to your class's Halloween party? 87 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,333 No, I like my students this year. 88 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,169 Why would I want to punish them? 89 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:23,670 Well, look at us! 90 00:03:23,738 --> 00:03:26,074 Don't we make quite a pair? 91 00:03:26,140 --> 00:03:28,608 Robin Hood and Maid Marian! How cute! 92 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:31,478 - Did you guys plan this? - What? No! 93 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,679 We are not a pair! 94 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:34,181 We just happened to be dressed 95 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:37,050 as a famous couple from English folklore! 96 00:03:37,118 --> 00:03:40,788 ? It's the spooky shuffle, the spooky shuffle ? 97 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:43,122 - ? It caused quite a kerfuffle ? - Spooky. 98 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:46,060 ? We did the spooky shuffle, the spooky shuffle ? 99 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:48,396 Every year. 100 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:51,232 [DOOR CREAKING] 101 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:54,702 Okay. I literally never knew this was here. 102 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,274 [GASPS AND SHRIEKS] 103 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:02,377 Chelsea, it's just a spider web, not a spider vein. 104 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:20,761 Okay, those shorts are not doing your hips any favors. 105 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,796 [GASPS AND SHRIEKS] 106 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:26,633 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] Chelsea, get it together. 107 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:31,170 Oh! [GASPS] 108 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:33,274 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 109 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:35,743 It's a book, dumbass. 110 00:04:40,915 --> 00:04:42,917 - [DRAMATIC TONES] - [SCREAMS] 111 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:45,887 Oh, hell no! Ain't nobody got time for this! 112 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:50,358 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 113 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:53,394 [COFFEE POT RATTLING] 114 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:58,665 Have you guys ever, like, seen a ghost? 115 00:04:58,731 --> 00:05:00,433 A ghost? 116 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,969 Yeah, you know, someone who's dead, but then, like... 117 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,005 You saw them in person? 118 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:07,574 Chelsea, are you taking Fen-phen again? 119 00:05:07,642 --> 00:05:09,076 No, I take a natural supplement 120 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,977 that happens to be sold on the dark web. 121 00:05:11,045 --> 00:05:13,714 Look, I know that this sounds crazy, 122 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:16,021 but this morning when I went to the library to get a book 123 00:05:16,082 --> 00:05:17,918 on the American Frontier, 124 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,954 I'm pretty sure I saw Mrs. Foley. 125 00:05:20,021 --> 00:05:21,788 - She's dead. - I know. 126 00:05:21,856 --> 00:05:23,591 I think I saw her ghost. 127 00:05:23,658 --> 00:05:26,827 I once thought I was being haunted by a ghost Chihuahua. 128 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:28,363 She would come into my room at night 129 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:30,863 and she just wouldn't stop barking at me. 130 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:33,033 But it turned out that my mom 131 00:05:33,099 --> 00:05:36,770 just got a Chihuahua and didn't tell us. 132 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,238 Chelsea, you're probably just on edge 133 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:40,240 because the Wi-Fi is out and it's Halloween. 134 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:43,778 Right. Because you can't see dead people. 135 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,345 Right? 136 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:50,483 Ah, Maid Marian, I've been looking for you! 137 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:53,021 Would you be interested in playing a game 138 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:55,055 of doubles tennis after school? 139 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,758 My herniated disk is feeling better. 140 00:05:57,824 --> 00:06:01,695 [GASPS AND MOANS] 141 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:03,731 Why would we play doubles tennis? 142 00:06:03,796 --> 00:06:06,233 That doesn't even make sense. We are not a team. 143 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,836 Okay. Sheesh. 144 00:06:08,901 --> 00:06:12,372 Right... [STAMMERS] It was silly of me to ask. 145 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:14,341 I better go make sure 146 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:17,946 the boys aren't urinating in the pumpkins again. 147 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:24,651 What was that? 148 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,787 And why are you two dressed in a couple's costume? 149 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:28,488 Is there something going on between you two? 150 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:29,856 What? No. 151 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,490 We did not plan our costumes. 152 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:34,394 Nothing is going on. Gross. 153 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:35,896 Whoa. Wait. 154 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:37,363 Did you hook up with Principal Pearson? 155 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:38,598 You hooked up with Principal Pearson. 156 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:40,334 [GASPS] Oh, my God. 157 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:41,869 I can't believe you hooked up with Principal Pearson! 158 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:42,936 No, I didn't! 159 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:45,372 And stop saying his name! 160 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:50,812 Okay, fine. 161 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,283 I didn't hook up with him, but... 162 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:58,652 last night, I had a sex dream about him. 163 00:06:58,719 --> 00:06:59,719 [ALL GASP] 164 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:01,488 - Rank! - I know. 165 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:07,193 In your dream, was Principal Pearson... naked? 166 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,661 I don't want to talk about it. 167 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:10,663 - [GASPS] - Caroline. 168 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,166 There's nothing to be ashamed of. 169 00:07:12,233 --> 00:07:14,033 People have sex dreams all the time. 170 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,401 I know, but people have sex dreams 171 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:17,103 about people they want to have sex with! 172 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,206 And I have no interest in Toby. 173 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,941 Toby? 174 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:23,578 Like how naked? 175 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:25,879 You're probably subconsciously attracted to him. 176 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,514 You two are very similar. 177 00:07:27,582 --> 00:07:28,949 Sometimes dreams tell us things about ourselves 178 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,518 we don't even know. 179 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:34,288 That's how I figured out I was attracted to Tony the Tiger. 180 00:07:34,355 --> 00:07:36,757 What? He's built. 181 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:38,492 There's no way... 182 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:42,562 I don't like him like that... at all. 183 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:45,299 At all. 184 00:07:46,968 --> 00:07:48,869 Just to confirm, 185 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,337 naked means no clothes, 186 00:07:50,404 --> 00:07:53,106 including the flute and the maracas? 187 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:57,245 One more time, people! 188 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,380 ? I was walking through the graveyard ? ? Halloween night ? 189 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:02,114 ? When from out of the grave... ? 190 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:05,452 Mary Louise, I can hear that stupid song 191 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:06,987 all the way from my trailer! 192 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:08,488 [MUSIC STOPS] 193 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:10,557 I was trying to teach my students 194 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:14,728 about this sacred Wiccan day that your people stole from us. 195 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:16,196 Come on, Deb! 196 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:18,899 It's Billy Swish's 1962 one-hit wonder! 197 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:21,634 Halloween's just a fun goofball holiday. 198 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:23,170 What's the big deal? 199 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:27,074 How dare you insult the closure of the harvest? 200 00:08:27,141 --> 00:08:30,477 Halloween is an atrocity against my faith. 201 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:34,815 This is supposed to be a dark day where the Earth sleeps 202 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:37,919 and we remember the dead. 203 00:08:37,984 --> 00:08:40,253 But enjoy your princess costumes. 204 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:46,893 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 205 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:50,029 Oh, still no service? What's next? 206 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:51,933 Picking our food off trees to eat? 207 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:53,767 [CREAKING] 208 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,402 What was that? 209 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,506 So what happened to the Donner Party? 210 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:01,141 I don't know, Dale. 211 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,809 The only party I know about is "Party of Five." 212 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,346 And that wasn't always a party. They were orphans. 213 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:08,148 Was it difficult to travel on the Oregon Trail? 214 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,283 I don't know, but in the computer game 215 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,018 everyone had dysentery. 216 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,488 Why did some people go to Oregon 217 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,089 and some people go to California? 218 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,724 About the Donner Party... 219 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:20,293 Let's play a game. It's called "stop asking questions." 220 00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:22,596 - Why? - You just lost, Rhoda! 221 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:25,531 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 222 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:27,667 [SCREAMS] 223 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,203 Okay, new game. 224 00:09:29,270 --> 00:09:31,030 Everyone pile your desks in front of the door 225 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:33,873 and form a protective shield around Ms. Snap! 226 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,575 Move it! We're in danger! 227 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:38,945 [ALL SCREAMING] 228 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:45,051 - Hello. - Yes? 229 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,719 Are you feeling okay? 230 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:49,089 I'm fine. 231 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:50,791 Can I help you? 232 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:53,694 Oh, um... I came by to pick up 233 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,329 the candy apples you brought. 234 00:09:55,396 --> 00:09:57,664 I've been dying to get my hands on them all day. 235 00:09:57,730 --> 00:10:00,400 I can never get enough of your sweet treats. 236 00:10:00,468 --> 00:10:02,935 [STRAINING] 237 00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:05,004 - [GRUNTING] - [MOANING] 238 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:08,008 Oh, peas and rice! 239 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:09,977 Get your filthy hands off my apples! 240 00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:11,411 I thought you said the apples 241 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,380 were for me and the office staff? 242 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,315 No! No more sweet treats from Maid Marian! 243 00:10:16,382 --> 00:10:18,585 Get out! 244 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,753 Go! 245 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:23,956 ? He did the spooky shuffle, the spooky shuffle ? 246 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:27,860 ? It caused quite a kerfuffle, the spooky shuffle ? 247 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:28,928 [MUSIC STOPS] 248 00:10:28,994 --> 00:10:30,664 Hey, Debo. Sorry. 249 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:32,398 We were just gonna play it one more time, 250 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,500 but we got caught up in the kerfuffle. 251 00:10:34,568 --> 00:10:36,103 [FORCED LAUGH] 252 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,771 My people didn't go through 2,000 years of oppression 253 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:42,008 to have to listen to this garbage on our Holy Day. 254 00:10:49,782 --> 00:10:52,085 Have a blessed Samhain. 255 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,791 That was my only copy. 256 00:10:59,193 --> 00:11:00,994 Mary Louise, what happened to your tape? 257 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,363 - A witch got it. - What the F? 258 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:06,566 You guys, I am being haunted by Mrs. Foley! 259 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,502 - What? - I think your waist trainer 260 00:11:08,569 --> 00:11:10,438 is cutting off the oxygen supply to your brain. 261 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,505 Shut up. This morning, 262 00:11:12,573 --> 00:11:14,674 when I went to the library, I saw Mrs. Foley's ghost. 263 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,477 And then this afternoon when I was trying to teach 264 00:11:16,544 --> 00:11:18,645 without Wi-Fi, which, by the way, 265 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,080 is impossible, 266 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:22,083 she appeared in my classroom. 267 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:23,983 - That's so scary. - Oh, no. 268 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:26,652 It sounds like you may have encountered a restless spirit. 269 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:29,856 I dabble in amateur ghost hunting on the weekends. 270 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:33,192 I'm sorry, I only believe in metaphorical ghosts. 271 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,263 Like being haunted by your dreams. 272 00:11:35,329 --> 00:11:36,809 Yeah, there's no such thing as ghosts. 273 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,132 If you saw something, it was probably a demon. 274 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,568 Oh, Chelsea, I told you to get baptized! 275 00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:43,770 I know no one believes me, but I am not crazy! 276 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:46,973 Whoa, no one thinks you're crazy, Chelsea. 277 00:11:47,041 --> 00:11:48,208 [MOUTHING] She crazy. 278 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,010 Feldman, this is serious. 279 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,577 I really need to get back in that library. 280 00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:53,648 My kids are driving me nuts with questions, 281 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:55,782 and I need one book on the American Frontier 282 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,984 to get me through this day! 283 00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,153 You're not going alone. 284 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,988 We're going with you. 285 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,857 I live for this shit. 286 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:07,861 [DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC] 287 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:14,768 ? ? 288 00:12:33,988 --> 00:12:36,523 Here we go. 289 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,594 Cold... 290 00:12:40,661 --> 00:12:41,994 Cold. 291 00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:44,363 Oh! Mary Louise! 292 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,732 Your holy water is ruining 293 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,067 my Ruth Bader Ginsberg smoky eye. 294 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:50,204 - Sorry. - Cold... cold. 295 00:12:50,271 --> 00:12:52,038 Warm... ooh, we're getting a reading. 296 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,206 You know, she might not have been able to pass on. 297 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,142 [GLASS SHATTERING, ALL SHRIEK] 298 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,543 Sorry, dudes, my bad. 299 00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:58,891 Feldman, that's school property. 300 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,414 Can we just keep moving? 301 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,248 My class is going to be back from gym soon. 302 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,350 Let's just find you the book you need and get out of here. 303 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,652 - Okay. - Hold up. 304 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:09,156 We're getting a really strong heat signature here. 305 00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:12,993 Oh, my God. Mary Louise, you need to stop with the water. 306 00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:15,029 These bookshelves are filthy. 307 00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:16,629 I'm gonna go get my feather duster. 308 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,164 - Hello there. - [ALL SCREAM] 309 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:19,766 - Here, take her! - Chelsea, why? 310 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,438 [ALL SCREAMING] 311 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:27,140 What's going on here? 312 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,974 Wait. You're alive? 313 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,810 Chelsea, are you kidding me? 314 00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,646 Okay, you guys are the ones who told me that she was dead! 315 00:13:32,713 --> 00:13:34,515 She might be a demon trying to trick us. 316 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,749 That's how my Uncle Pat got lured into a bathroom stall 317 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:38,218 by another man at O'Hare. 318 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:39,719 But you appeared in my classroom 319 00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,121 and then just disappeared into thin air. 320 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,489 No, no, I just walked away. 321 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,190 You seemed so upset. 322 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,193 I haven't had a visitor here in a while 323 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,828 and I just wanted to be sure 324 00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,762 that you found what you were looking for. 325 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,831 Deb, did you... 326 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:56,335 It's holy water! Shut up. 327 00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:58,905 Then why does everyone think you're dead? 328 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,406 Because I've been forgotten, 329 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,941 just like my books. 330 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,177 Children used to burst through these doors 331 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,646 - eager to explore. - What happened? 332 00:14:06,714 --> 00:14:09,650 In 1997, a man from Hewlett Packard 333 00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:13,118 came to Fillmore and installed three personal computers. 334 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,055 And the rest is history. 335 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,455 Now people only care about 336 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,391 how fast they get their information, 337 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,260 not whether it's accurate. 338 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:22,261 Damn. 339 00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:25,232 But the library never changed. 340 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:32,406 [MELLOW GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS] 341 00:14:32,473 --> 00:14:35,175 ? Take a stroll with me ? 342 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:38,211 ? Through these bookcases ? 343 00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:40,613 ? The library is ? 344 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:44,383 ? The most magical of places ? 345 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:47,353 Oh, wow, it's like a harder, thicker magazine. 346 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,756 Embalming techniques of the 1800s. 347 00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:51,124 A microfiche! 348 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:52,692 Black people getting sprayed with hoses! 349 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,294 Gay people getting sprayed with hoses! 350 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,363 Feminists getting sprayed with hoses! 351 00:14:56,430 --> 00:14:59,032 [ALL CHEERING] 352 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:02,235 It's good to have people back in the library again. 353 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:05,404 It's good to be needed again. 354 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,141 The Donner Party got snowed in for the winter 355 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,675 and had to eat each other. 356 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,811 Cool! Super cool! 357 00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:15,983 Hey Deb, I was just thinking it's pretty neat that 358 00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:18,418 Halloween has its origins in the... 359 00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,887 Pagan-Celtic festival of Samhain. 360 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,455 It's pronounced "Sah-wen." 361 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,524 And great job reading that out of that book. 362 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,659 Rats! You caught me! 363 00:15:26,727 --> 00:15:29,596 Look, I know you were trying to hide it earlier, 364 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:32,065 but you seemed to get a little annoyed with me. 365 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,532 Here's the thing. 366 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,034 I just love that Billy Swish song. 367 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,969 It was the first cool rock and roll song 368 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,604 I ever got to listen to. 369 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,675 The first time I heard it, my body got all tingly 370 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,877 and I got this funny feeling down... 371 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,347 I get it! I had the same experience. 372 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,947 Except with Nine Inch Nails's "Hurt." 373 00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:50,951 Mary Louise, I'm sorry. 374 00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:53,752 It was a real asshole move of me to destroy your tape. 375 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,890 Here, I found this in the music catalogue. 376 00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:59,058 [GASPS] The Spooky Shuffle! 377 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,360 I'm back, baby! 378 00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,228 Thanks, Deb. And don't worry. 379 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,665 I won't play it until I get home. 380 00:16:04,732 --> 00:16:07,567 [SPOOKY VOICE] And that's a promise. 381 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:11,970 "Long Trips, Short Lives." Oh, I love the pioneers. 382 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,873 Mind if I join you? 383 00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:22,215 He's a good man. 384 00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,551 He is, right? 385 00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:32,191 Toby, can I talk to you out in the hall for a moment? 386 00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:33,726 Okay. 387 00:16:33,794 --> 00:16:37,230 I wanted to apologize for how I've been acting. 388 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,532 Have I done something wrong? 389 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,801 My tights made you uncomfortable, right? 390 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,670 The package said they were opaque. 391 00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:46,339 No, no, that's not it. 392 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,074 But you were so mad. 393 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:51,245 Like Roberta when I used to offer to take her coat 394 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,179 and she would say, "Get off of me!" 395 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,615 I'm sorry. 396 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,984 I promise it wasn't that anything you did. 397 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,855 I... 398 00:17:01,922 --> 00:17:04,723 I had a weird dream about you last night. 399 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,760 You killed me, didn't you? 400 00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:08,627 Roberta always dreamt of killing me. 401 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:12,665 No! No, it was a positive dream. 402 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,800 Then why were you upset? 403 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:18,137 This is embarrassing to admit, 404 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:22,909 but it was a... 405 00:17:22,976 --> 00:17:25,445 sex dream. 406 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,916 [LAUGHING] 407 00:17:29,983 --> 00:17:32,085 [BOTH LAUGHING] 408 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,954 I know! 409 00:17:34,021 --> 00:17:35,521 It's ridiculous. 410 00:17:35,589 --> 00:17:37,857 No, no, it's not ridiculous. 411 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,527 I had a sex dream about you once. 412 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,031 I'm sorry. 413 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,001 That was rude of me to bring that up 414 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:51,371 and just leave it hanging like that. 415 00:17:51,436 --> 00:17:53,540 You were magnificent. 416 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,877 [LAUGHS] 417 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,213 Okay, uh, well... 418 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,615 I have to... 419 00:18:01,682 --> 00:18:05,352 I have to get back to the library. 420 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:09,022 [EXHALING] 421 00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:12,993 Thank you for bringing your class here. 422 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,527 It means a lot. 423 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,295 No, thank you for opening my eyes 424 00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:17,897 to the beauty of this place again. 425 00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,465 It's so wonderful to see my students 426 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:20,934 engaging with each other and excited to... 427 00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:24,070 The Wi-Fi is back! We have Wi-Fi! 428 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,204 - Go! - What? 429 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,107 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 430 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,108 Get out of here! Come on, come on, come on. 431 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:31,779 I have to Boomerang now. Get out of my way! 432 00:18:34,622 --> 00:18:37,558 [ROMANTIC MUSIC] 433 00:18:50,938 --> 00:18:53,609 [DOLPHINS CHATTERING] 434 00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,885 [GASPING] 435 00:19:06,788 --> 00:19:09,724 [ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC] 436 00:19:24,305 --> 00:19:27,241 [ROCK MUSIC] 437 00:19:35,284 --> 00:19:37,919 ? Tear it down ? 438 00:19:37,986 --> 00:19:40,755 ? Tear it down ? 439 00:19:40,822 --> 00:19:43,525 ? Tear it down ? 440 00:19:43,592 --> 00:19:45,895 ? Tear it down ? 441 00:19:47,329 --> 00:19:49,365 Oh, yeah. 442 00:19:49,366 --> 00:19:54,366 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 443 00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:58,966 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31607

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