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( theme music playing )
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Okay, Luche, you got 212.
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Perleman, you got cab 814.
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Susman, you got
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Nine fifty-one.
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And Zelinko, you got
cab 636, and wash it!
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Come on. Come on.
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Let's get this
garage moving here.
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Latka.
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It hurts me to see
you not working.
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It makes me want to press
a nerve in your neck.
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( speaking native language )
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Says you.
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Did you fix this cab?
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( speaking native language )
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It's all fixed?
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Let me take a look here.
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I don't need that.
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Everything works?
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( speaking native language )
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Whistle-clean?
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( weak whistle )
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So there's nothing more to do.
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Ooh!
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Now you can
put that back.
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And you know why
I did that, Latka?
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Because you are
a terrible person.
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Yes.
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I'm telling you, Tony.
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I booked $120.
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Never.
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Hey, man.
It's the truth.
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Now, I was really hot
tonight, and I booked $110.
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Now, what can I tell you?
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The truth.
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You know, I can't
believe it.
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I just can't believe
the man's standing here
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telling me to my face
that I can't book $100.
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I mean, I just
can't believe it.
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Oh, man, you always lie
about your bookings.
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On whose life?
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On whose life
should I swear
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that I booked $90, huh?
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On whose life?
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Hey, Bob,
what'd you book?
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Eighty.
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LOUIE:
Hey, Rieger!
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Haul your sweaty carcass
over here this second.
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Did you detect mellowing?
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( gravely voice ):
All right, Louie.
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I'm coming.
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Hey, John, how you doing?
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Well, I'm trying
to figure this out...
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Look... I'm going
to have to let
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your buddy John go.
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I thought I'd tell you first,
'cause he's
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your boy.
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You brought him in,
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so I'm giving you the choice.
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I can leave a note
in his pay envelope
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saying "You're through, loser."
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That's the nice way.
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Or I could simply...
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Look, Louie, Louie.
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All I ask is give him
some time.
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He'll get his bookings up.
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No way.
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Come on, Louie. Be fair.
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And start a precedent?
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All right, look.
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You lose him,
you lose me.
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Got it?
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Whoo! A threat.
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I heard a threat.
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And I'm your best booker.
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Ooh, a threat
with an explanation.
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Louie...
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he goes, I go.
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A threat that worked.
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Banta, I got
a phone message for you.
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Yeah? What was it?
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You know the rules.
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Give me a buck.
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( mumbling )
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Here's a dollar.
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Your gym called.
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Oh! What'd they say?
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That information
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will cost you another buck.
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Here's another buck.
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They didn't say nothing.
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Well, if they're
so unhappy with me,
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why haven't they
let me go?
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John, that possibility
has not been overlooked.
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Gee, I didn't know
it was that serious.
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Alex, if I lose this job, I'll
have to drop out of school...
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All right, come on, come on,
just relax.
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Look, you're not that far
from making it.
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All you need is a little
street savvy--
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I mean, something that only
experience can teach you.
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All right, now look, the first
thing you got to know...
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Hey, you guys talking dirty?
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No.
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Oh.
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Alex is just teaching
me some taxi tricks
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he's learned
over the years.
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Yeah, this might be good
for you, too.
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Come on, sit down.
Sure.
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Now don't feel bad if
you don't know this stuff.
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This is ten years
talking to you now.
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Okay, now, first,
your airports.
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The best day to go to
the airport is Sunday,
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because the traffic is light,
and the wait is short.
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There are also times
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you shouldn't go
to the airport.
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Now, not many people
know this...
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Hey, hey, hey...
you want a great tip?
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Here it is.
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Never pick up a cripple.
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Louie! That is the rottenest
thing I ever heard.
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You know, I'm not even going
to bother to tell you why,
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but first of all,
you don't call them "cripples."
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You call them
"handicapped persons."
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You're right.
I'm embarrassed.
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ELAINE:
Okay.
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Okay, John,
forget what I said.
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The people you should
never pick up
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are handicapped persons.
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The reason is,
in the time it takes you
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to help one of them
in and out of your cab,
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you could pick up
maybe ten guys
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who could get in and out
all by themselves.
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So, no handicapped persons.
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Cabs are only for people
who can walk.
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You have to forgive Louie.
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He's himself today.
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Hey, great news!
I just called the gym.
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They want me to spar
with Carlos Navarone.
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The champ?
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Oh, wow!
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Imagine, the champ
hitting my face.
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Wow, hey, this is real.
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I've never seen anything
like this before.
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* Down in the valley
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* Where the green
grass grows *
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* There sat Elaine,
pretty as a... *
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Hey, it was just
a joke, you know.
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I was just being silly.
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Hey, come on.
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Haven't you ever
felt like being silly?
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Well, good luck
on your career.
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( conversing quietly )
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I don't know,
I still think
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we went a little bit
overboard with the present.
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I mean, uh, what's
the big deal here?
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It's a big deal to Tony.
Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, I guess.
I...
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Well, at least it was smart
getting him a robe, huh?
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He can wear it
when he's fighting
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and when he's convalescing.
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Hey, here's our man now.
Hey, Tony! Tony!
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Tony!
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Hey, Tony!
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Gee, it's great
to see you guys.
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Uh, listen, Tony,
we got you something
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to commemorate
the occasion.
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It's from everybody
down at the garage
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except for, uh,
Louie, Vince, Charlie, and Ed.
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They refused to cough up.
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( giggling )
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Aw, man.
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My name, too!
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Oh, it's okay.
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You know, I was going to
put, like, "Killer Banta,"
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"Tiger Banta..."
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No, no, I found it's best
not to wear a robe
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that makes
your opponent crazy.
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Well, come on, try it on.
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Yeah. I'll help you.
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Ooh, ooh.
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Ooh, turn around.
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Beautiful!
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Beautiful.
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Oh, man.
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BOBBY:
Feels good, huh?
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You know, I never had a
robe before, of my own.
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I'd go in with just a towel
wrapped around my neck.
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Once, the announcer said:
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"In this corner, Holiday Inn."
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I guess what I'm trying
to say is thanks.
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Aw, well.
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Mr. Banta.
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Here. Oh...
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Jerry Martin.
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Oh, sure, I read about you
in the papers, Mr. Martin.
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Hey, this is the
champ's manager and these are my friends.
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Elaine Nardo.
Hi, How do you do?
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Jerry Martin.
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And Alex Rieger.
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Hi.
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Jerry Martin.
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And Bobby Wheeler.
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Jerry Martin.
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Hi. How you doing, man?
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Look, what's your name, son?
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Anthony Mark Banta.
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I see.
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And, uh, what do
your friends call you, son?
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Tony.
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What would you like me
to call you, son?
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I like "son."
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Well, you'll be going next
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and today, we're using
the 16-ounce glove.
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Let me help you
with those.
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You'll be going
three rounds with Carlos
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and I'd like you to concentrate,
if you will, on the body.
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We're trying to toughen
the midsection.
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That's fine, but I think I
better warn you.
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I've got a pretty good
left hand.
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Do you?
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Well, you know, I just didn't
want to surprise him with it.
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I'm going to let him know.
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I still can't believe it.
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Me in the same ring
with Carlos Navarone.
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His last fight,
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I couldn't get
in the same stadium.
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Hey, what about
your headgear?
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Hey, man, I'm a pro.
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I've fought dozens
of times.
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You know, what do
I need to, uh...
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We all wear them.
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JERRY:
Son!
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Son!
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He's calling you
over there.
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Son!
Oh, yeah, Jerry.
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Okay, see you.
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Yeah. Go ahead, Tony.
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Have a good time, huh?
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Now listen, I want to see you
really work on the inside.
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Keep banging away
at that midsection.
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Remember, we got less
than a week,
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so let's really pull
out the stops.
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( bell rings )
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Hey, Alex, could you
help me with this robe?
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Oh, yeah.
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Go!
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No.
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Not yet.
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ELAINE:
Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Try it
from the gloves.
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Try it from... right...
Let me do it!
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I told you to get
big sleeves.
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All the ones
with big sleeves
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had Japanese paintings
on them.
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Excuse me, can I try something?
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( fabric ripping )
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Oh...
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This is humiliating.
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JERRY:
Okay, get going.
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Okay.
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( bell rings )
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ELAINE:
Come on, Tony.
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You look good.
264
00:11:10,933 --> 00:11:12,699
ALEX:
Hit another left.
265
00:11:12,733 --> 00:11:13,699
Come on, Tony!
All right!
266
00:11:13,733 --> 00:11:15,067
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby. Come on, Tony.
267
00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,434
( whooping )
268
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,599
ALEX:
Come on!
269
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,167
Inside! Inside!
270
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,267
Inside! Inside!
271
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,333
No, oh-oh!
272
00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:22,467
( whooping )
273
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:25,434
He looks pretty
good in there, huh?
274
00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,133
Yeah! Almost
not embarrassing.
275
00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:28,933
Hey, you know,
I bet you it's like
276
00:11:28,966 --> 00:11:30,800
who you're in there with,
you know?
277
00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:34,133
I mean, like, like, when I act
with a real pro, I get better.
278
00:11:34,167 --> 00:11:35,200
Yeah, it's the same
279
00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:36,300
with tennis.
280
00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:38,434
When I play with an "A" player,
I get better.
281
00:11:38,467 --> 00:11:40,866
Yeah, it's the same
with sex.
282
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,534
You get better?
283
00:11:44,566 --> 00:11:46,200
They do.
284
00:12:00,534 --> 00:12:01,933
All right, son.
285
00:12:01,966 --> 00:12:03,467
Go for the body.
The body.
286
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:15,367
ALEX:
Did you see that?
287
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,033
He knocked him down!
288
00:12:20,766 --> 00:12:22,766
Champ, I'm sorry
I hit you so hard.
289
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,733
It's all right, kid.
Forget it.
290
00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:29,500
( whooping )
291
00:12:33,966 --> 00:12:37,434
( singing in native language )
292
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:50,367
( singing continues )
293
00:12:53,434 --> 00:12:54,766
Latka!
294
00:12:55,866 --> 00:12:58,167
Cheer down.
295
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,467
Louie...
296
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,534
Louie...
297
00:13:02,566 --> 00:13:03,534
What?
298
00:13:03,566 --> 00:13:06,367
Got tell you something.
299
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:07,699
What?
300
00:13:07,733 --> 00:13:09,699
I in love.
301
00:13:09,733 --> 00:13:11,534
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
302
00:13:11,566 --> 00:13:13,534
Louie! Louie!
303
00:13:13,566 --> 00:13:15,367
What?
304
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,200
Meet girl...
305
00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:19,833
then we go out...
306
00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:22,167
then...
307
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,367
Wait.
308
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,367
Dining...
309
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,666
Eh... dancing
310
00:13:28,699 --> 00:13:30,633
Then go my place
311
00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:33,733
then...
312
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:37,566
Wait.
313
00:13:40,933 --> 00:13:42,933
Word not here.
314
00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:46,733
I get the picture.
315
00:13:46,766 --> 00:13:48,733
And that's not love.
316
00:13:48,766 --> 00:13:50,333
That's lust.
317
00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:51,167
No love?
318
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,333
No love.
319
00:13:52,367 --> 00:13:53,500
Better.
320
00:13:53,534 --> 00:13:55,333
I'm teaching you good.
321
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:59,866
Always remember,
lust is better than love.
322
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,933
Okay. Thank you very much.
323
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,300
Okay.
324
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:09,100
Hey, Latka, how's it going?
325
00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:10,800
I in lust.
326
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,800
What else is new?
327
00:14:18,666 --> 00:14:20,000
( clearing throat )
328
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,599
Ooh, Nardo!
329
00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:25,933
You had a good night.
330
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,534
I had you pegged for a washout.
331
00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:30,267
So sorry to disappoint you.
332
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,434
I don't know what's going on.
333
00:14:32,467 --> 00:14:34,599
Women cabbies booking a lot.
334
00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:37,933
A bum fighter gets a fight
with a major contender
335
00:14:37,966 --> 00:14:41,100
just because he gets
in one lucky punch.
336
00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:43,133
The world's gone crazy.
337
00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:46,500
I think it's the spray cans.
338
00:14:46,534 --> 00:14:48,833
Here he is,
ladies and gentlemen:
339
00:14:48,866 --> 00:14:51,167
pound for pound,
the greatest fighter
340
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,167
I know personally--
341
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,333
Tony "One Punch" Banta!
342
00:14:56,367 --> 00:14:58,333
( all cheering )
343
00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:01,300
( all singing Rocky theme )
344
00:15:05,434 --> 00:15:07,133
All right,
All right.
345
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:09,733
No dancing in the garage.
346
00:15:09,766 --> 00:15:11,900
Hey, how you feel, Tony?
347
00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:13,233
Oh, I feel great.
348
00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:15,933
Man, this is the biggest
week of my life.
349
00:15:15,966 --> 00:15:17,566
( whooping )
350
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:20,966
You know what
I'm going to do?
351
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,300
What?
Buy a new cup.
352
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,200
You sure know
how to celebrate.
353
00:15:24,233 --> 00:15:26,233
Hey, Tony, this
Frankie Wallace--
354
00:15:26,267 --> 00:15:27,699
I hear he's pretty good.
355
00:15:27,733 --> 00:15:29,800
You know how good he is?
I looked up his record.
356
00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:30,933
And?
357
00:15:30,966 --> 00:15:33,833
He's so good
you can look up his record.
358
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:37,467
You know, Ring Magazine's
got him eighth in the world.
359
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,599
I'm not even eighth in the gym.
360
00:15:39,633 --> 00:15:42,633
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
who got the big fight?
361
00:15:42,666 --> 00:15:43,333
Me.
362
00:15:43,367 --> 00:15:45,133
Who's getting
paid 1,500 bucks?
363
00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:46,000
Me.
364
00:15:46,033 --> 00:15:47,167
Who floored the champ?
365
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,233
Me.
Well?
366
00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:49,033
I got a shot.
367
00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:51,333
( all cheering )
368
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,200
Baloney.
369
00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:58,467
Once a bum,
always a bum.
370
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,467
Oh, yeah? Yeah?
371
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,067
I say Tony's got a good chance.
372
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,333
I know he's got a good chance.
I say he can win.
373
00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:04,233
Want to bet?
374
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,566
Well, uh...
375
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,599
( laughing )
376
00:16:11,766 --> 00:16:13,534
( laughing )
377
00:16:13,566 --> 00:16:15,033
All right, I'll bet.
378
00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:17,133
How much?
379
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:18,866
Five dollars.
380
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:24,200
Whoo, Mr. Big Booker bets
five whole dollars
381
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,434
on his friend who
he's sure is going to win.
382
00:16:27,467 --> 00:16:28,866
All right, all right,
a hundred bucks.
383
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,067
Money in the bank.
384
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:32,566
I hope you're going
to be at the fight, Louie.
385
00:16:32,599 --> 00:16:34,233
I'd like to collect
on the spot.
386
00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:37,067
You're going to give up
a Friday night--
387
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,300
the busiest night of the week--
388
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,866
to go watch
the macaroni pony fight?
389
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,200
Yeah, and you know what?
390
00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:46,534
Everybody from the garage
is going to be there.
391
00:16:46,566 --> 00:16:49,866
You think for friendship
they're going to do that?
392
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,699
Not where the old
pocketbook's involved.
393
00:16:52,733 --> 00:16:56,566
Tomorrow night, I'll be
up to my ears in drivers
394
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:59,434
as per usual.
395
00:17:02,966 --> 00:17:05,933
All right, Belson,
I know you're hiding.
396
00:17:05,966 --> 00:17:08,933
Come on out, Cohen.
397
00:17:08,966 --> 00:17:11,133
Let's hit the streets.
398
00:17:16,933 --> 00:17:19,400
All right, Beniquez,
in the cab.
399
00:17:19,434 --> 00:17:21,599
Let's go.
400
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:27,100
Nobody.
401
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:31,534
I was sure someone would show.
402
00:17:33,467 --> 00:17:34,966
Latka!
403
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,800
Is anybody here?
404
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,699
Is anybody here?
405
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,167
Nobody's here.
406
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,400
Nobody's here.
407
00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:14,233
* From this moment on
408
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:17,233
* You and I, babe
409
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:21,434
* We'll be riding high, babe
410
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,233
* Every care is gone
411
00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:25,400
Come on, take it home now!
412
00:18:25,434 --> 00:18:26,400
* From this...
413
00:18:26,434 --> 00:18:27,467
Hip, hip, hip!
414
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:31,599
* Moment on.
415
00:18:31,633 --> 00:18:32,866
Yeah!
416
00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:44,966
Always wanted to do that.
417
00:18:57,599 --> 00:18:59,966
You know, Alex, I still
can't believe I'm here.
418
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,400
Ever since I'm 14,
not a day goes by
419
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,900
I don't spend three hours
in the gym.
420
00:19:04,933 --> 00:19:06,300
Yeah?
421
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,534
I thought I'd win
the Golden Gloves.
422
00:19:07,566 --> 00:19:09,434
Yeah?
I didn't.
423
00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:11,333
I thought I'd win the Olympics.
424
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,833
I didn't.
425
00:19:12,866 --> 00:19:15,866
I didn't even see the Olympics.
My set blew out.
426
00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:20,800
You ever try to listen
to the Olympics on the radio?
427
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,200
Ah, but it doesn't matter.
428
00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:24,866
It's all okay,
'cause it got me here today.
429
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:26,566
Hey, how did it happen?
430
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,566
I guess it's destiny, huh?
431
00:19:28,599 --> 00:19:31,434
Well, personally,
I think it's my management.
432
00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:34,167
Boy, this is a bigger fight
than I thought.
433
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,067
The Bee Gees are singing
the National Anthem.
434
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:38,333
No kidding?
435
00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:41,467
Oh, you son of a gun.
436
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,933
Isn't he something?
You win this fight,
437
00:19:42,966 --> 00:19:45,566
you're never going to have
to drive a cab again.
438
00:19:45,599 --> 00:19:48,233
You're gonna be the first one
to make it out of the garage.
439
00:19:48,267 --> 00:19:49,933
Aw, I can't be
the first one.
440
00:19:49,966 --> 00:19:51,434
Paulie made it.
441
00:19:51,467 --> 00:19:54,167
I'm not sure that shingling
houses with your father-in-law
442
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,400
counts for making it.
443
00:19:55,434 --> 00:19:57,067
Get ready, Banta.
444
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,400
There's a guy in there
bleeding like a pig.
445
00:19:58,434 --> 00:19:59,500
I think they're
going to stop it.
446
00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:05,566
You know, I like
the theater better.
447
00:20:05,599 --> 00:20:07,333
They just say
"five minutes."
448
00:20:08,434 --> 00:20:11,367
Hey, uh... good luck.
449
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,566
Thanks, Bob.
450
00:20:12,599 --> 00:20:15,233
It's okay, Tone.
451
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,167
Hey, Champ, you came.
452
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,733
Yeah, I just wanted
to wish you good luck.
453
00:20:21,766 --> 00:20:23,367
Oh, thanks.
Hey, Mr. Martin, how are you?
454
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,400
How you doing?
455
00:20:24,434 --> 00:20:25,367
CARLOS:
I see you still got that great robe.
456
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,367
Oh, yeah.
457
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,800
Those are nice vents
you got there.
458
00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:30,766
Hey, hey, and don't
worry about your title.
459
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,666
I won't be ready for
a couple years yet,
460
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,333
but when I am,
look out.
461
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:38,167
Right, and, uh,
hey, listen, thanks.
462
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,400
For what?
463
00:20:39,434 --> 00:20:41,434
You know, that little
trick in the gym.
464
00:20:41,467 --> 00:20:42,434
What do you mean?
465
00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:43,966
Hey, didn't he know?
466
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,100
I guess it's okay
to tell him now.
467
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:47,534
It's real simple, kid.
468
00:20:47,566 --> 00:20:51,400
We were taking in less
money than we should
469
00:20:51,434 --> 00:20:54,133
because Carlos is
considered unbeatable.
470
00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:56,133
So having him sit down
when you punched him
471
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,000
during the sparring match
helped us out.
472
00:20:58,033 --> 00:21:02,966
Hey, run that by me again.
473
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,200
You didn't knock
down the champ.
474
00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:09,067
I don't believe you.
I hit you good.
475
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,200
You're just trying
to cover up
476
00:21:10,233 --> 00:21:11,200
with some crummy story
477
00:21:11,233 --> 00:21:12,566
'cause you don't like
being knocked down
478
00:21:12,599 --> 00:21:13,633
by somebody with no record.
479
00:21:13,666 --> 00:21:15,267
Yeah, I think
we made a mistake.
480
00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:16,933
I don't believe it!
I hit you good!
481
00:21:16,966 --> 00:21:17,966
With what?
482
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:18,933
A left hook to the body.
483
00:21:18,966 --> 00:21:20,434
I'll show you.
Hit me.
484
00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:22,900
If I hit you, you'll go down
like you did in the gym.
485
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:23,900
Come on, hit me.
486
00:21:23,933 --> 00:21:25,400
You keep it up,
and I will.
487
00:21:25,434 --> 00:21:28,200
You're sure
you don't mind?
488
00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:33,233
( grunting )
489
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:43,599
Man, what a dirty trick,
building me up like that.
490
00:21:43,633 --> 00:21:46,233
Man, I'm going to teach
this guy a lesson.
491
00:21:46,267 --> 00:21:47,699
You only get one for free.
492
00:21:47,733 --> 00:21:49,367
No, Tony, Tony, Tony.
493
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,633
Now, Mr. Navarone,
494
00:21:50,666 --> 00:21:53,633
you have no idea how
frightened I am right now.
495
00:21:53,666 --> 00:21:55,866
Hey, Tony,
I can't even hold him.
496
00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:57,467
Look, now, why don't you
just laugh this off, huh?
497
00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,067
Let him go!
498
00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,500
I'll let him go.
Go ahead.
499
00:22:01,534 --> 00:22:03,000
You crazy, Tony?
Yeah!
500
00:22:11,467 --> 00:22:13,566
Okay, Banta,
your turn to fight.
501
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:15,100
What's wrong with him?
502
00:22:15,133 --> 00:22:16,599
Hey, don't you
know enough
503
00:22:16,633 --> 00:22:18,566
not to interrupt
a man at prayer?
504
00:22:22,033 --> 00:22:23,167
Hey, you all right?
505
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,566
Hey, would you give me
a hand with him?
506
00:22:25,599 --> 00:22:27,133
Sure.
507
00:22:28,766 --> 00:22:31,633
You think you'll be able
to go ahead with the fight?
508
00:22:31,666 --> 00:22:33,233
I think I'll be all right
if I could just
509
00:22:33,267 --> 00:22:35,333
stay away from him for
the first couple of rounds.
510
00:22:35,367 --> 00:22:36,333
Yeah.
511
00:22:36,367 --> 00:22:37,333
Hey, but don't
say anything.
512
00:22:37,367 --> 00:22:38,333
Oh, no, I won't.
513
00:22:38,367 --> 00:22:39,133
Hey, who are you,
anyway?
514
00:22:39,167 --> 00:22:40,666
Your opponent.
515
00:22:53,267 --> 00:22:55,033
Nice to meet you.
516
00:23:03,666 --> 00:23:04,633
What's your name?
517
00:23:04,666 --> 00:23:05,966
Tony Banta.
518
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,400
How many fingers
am I holding up?
519
00:23:07,434 --> 00:23:10,467
Stick to the easy ones.
520
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,800
I came late.
521
00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:13,133
What happened?
522
00:23:13,167 --> 00:23:14,467
I lost.
523
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,800
I know.
524
00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:18,467
I saw every minute.
525
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:20,467
Here's your
100 bucks, Louie.
526
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,699
Ah, come on,
are you kidding?
527
00:23:22,733 --> 00:23:24,866
I was rooting
for him myself.
528
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:26,367
Come on, I lost,
I want to pay up.
529
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,167
Come on, are you kidding?
530
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,167
We're from the same garage.
531
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,534
This is the last
time I'm going to offer you.
532
00:23:31,566 --> 00:23:33,500
Gimme.
533
00:23:36,699 --> 00:23:38,900
Well, maybe I won't be
the first guy
534
00:23:38,933 --> 00:23:40,966
to make it out of the garage...
535
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,966
but I'm going to make it.
536
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,766
I'm going to get
a rematch with this guy
537
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,800
and I'm going to be
right back here fighting.
538
00:23:46,833 --> 00:23:48,800
And I'm going to be
right back here managing you.
539
00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:50,566
And I'm going to be here
rooting for you.
540
00:23:50,599 --> 00:23:51,666
And I'm going to be here.
541
00:23:51,699 --> 00:23:52,900
And I'm going to be here.
542
00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:56,167
And I'm going to be here--
making a fortune.
543
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:05,333
( theme music playing )
544
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,067
WOMAN:
Night, Mr. Walters.
545
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:32,434
( grunts )
546
00:24:32,484 --> 00:24:37,034
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