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( polka musicplaying over radio )
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( disc jockey speakingin Latka's native language )
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What's Latka listening to?
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There's a New York
radio station
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that broadcasts
in Latka's language
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every day
for a couple of hours.
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Oh, it must be nice to
keep in touch with home.
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Bet he loves it.
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Hey, Latka?
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What?
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What is that--
the news?
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Yeah, it's the news.
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Just the usual thing--
they devalued the broknik
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and the royal family is
vacationing in Calcutta
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and... oh, Ippi Dongpres
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just set the new indoor
pole-vaulting record
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for my country.
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He jumped 12 feet.
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Ah.
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That's not so good,
you know.
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12 feet is way off
the world record.
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Yes, but remember
the National Sports Arena
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has a ten-foot ceiling.
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Ooh.
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In that case,
I'm impressed.
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On the lighter side,
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it seems that a farmer
made a mistake in the dark
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and tried to milk a billy goat.
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What are you going to do?
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JIM:
Top of the morning!
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It's 5:00 p.m.,
clam brain.
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I think the boss is starting
to warm up to me.
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( polka music over radio )
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You just never know
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what Dylan's
going to do next.
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( news broadcast breaks inon radio )
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Oh, no!
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Oh, no!
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( speaking nativelanguage )
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What's the matter?
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What happened?
What happened?
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Adi-feebie! Adi-feebie!
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ALL:
Adi-feebie!
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Adi-feebie! Adi-feebie!
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Where the hell
are you going?
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You don't know what
adi-feebie means.
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So what?
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Oh, no,
The revolution!
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The revolution
has begun.
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There is fighting
in the streets.
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The people have
taken up arms.
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Oh, no! What am
I going to do?
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My country, my friends,
my family!
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Latka, Latka, let
me take you home.
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We'll try to get in
touch with your family.
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It's okay, Louie?
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You bet, Latka.
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But this counts
as your vacation.
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Just be very
careful, Louie.
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The seeds of adi-feebie
have been planted in our minds.
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( all chanting ):
Adi-feebie, adi-feebie adi-feebie, adi-feebie,
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Adi-feebie, adi-feebie...
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LATKA:
I must talk to you.
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I am thinking of going home
to fight in the revolution.
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Yeah, Latka, I knew
you'd have to face this decision.
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Yes, well, it is
a very difficult one.
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Latka, listen to me
very carefully.
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Now, look, you're
an American now,
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and your life
is right here.
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Nevertheless, you have
great feelings of loyalty
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and deep concerns
for your people right there.
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However, as a new
citizen of this country,
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your responsibilities
are right here.
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The only thing
that I can think of
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that you could do
right now
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is to make the best
decision that you can.
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Thank you very much
for trying to help me.
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Anytime, Latka.
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I might as well have been
talking to my wrench.
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LOUIE:
Latka!
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Why don't you
just get to work?
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I think you've played
this revolutionary baloney
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for all it's worth.
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Okay, I'll go
get my tools.
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Jeesh.
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ALEX:
Louie, thank you
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for your great
understanding
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of this terrible period
in Latka's life.
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( growls )
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( grunts )
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Hello.
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I'm showing my face
at you with pleasure.
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I am meeting you, and how is it?
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Somebody shut the doors
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or this place is going
to be crawling with flies.
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Thank you
very much.
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I would like to put my face
into Mr. Latka Gravas
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to please me, yes?
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Oh, you're from
Latka's country?
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Ibeeda.
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Baschi!
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Latka!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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BOTH:
Boom-boom.
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( squealing )
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I saw a couple of birds do
that on Marlin Perkins once.
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( speaking native language )
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Have you met my friends?
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No, thank you.
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Okay.
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Tony, Bobby, Alex, Elaine...
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this is Baschi.
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How do I do?
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How do I do?
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How do I do?
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( flirting innative language )
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What's he saying?
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He asks, "Have you read
a good book lately?"
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I can see the love of
literature in his eyes.
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TONY:
Yo, Baschi.
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How long you been
in this country?
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I came along
with Latka.
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Yes. You see, I
stayed in New York,
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and he went on
to Hollywood.
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I went to Hollywood to
movie producer become.
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Ooh, how exciting.
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So what have you done?
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Uh, Sid's Carwash.
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Who was in that one?
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Me, Sid and
12 illegal aliens.
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It was a real carwash.
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Oh, you betcha.
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But big plans
I am making me.
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Well, what are you doing
in New York?
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Oh, I am going home to
fight in the revolution.
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And, stopping here,
I am to get Latka.
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Baschi, ibeeda...
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( speaking native language )
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Oh, no Baschi,
I am American now.
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Oh, no.
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( speakingnative language )
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You must talk
to me in American.
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I am an American.
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What, oh, sure, you are
an American on the outside,
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with all your
fine clothes.
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But, on the inside...
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( speakingnative language )
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Baschi, I have here my
apartment, my job, my friends.
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I am giving up
the movie business.
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It's no use.
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I have thought it over,
and I have decided...
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* Ibeeda ibee-dorfnish,
ibeeda *
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* Ibeeda malka-morfnish,
ibeeda *
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* Ibeeda...
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BOTH:
* Ibeeda ibee-dabee yaktabay yakta-babee *
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* Bilfkayo bilfka-yabe
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* Kerkaflik kerka-flumsmarch
ibeeda *
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* I-bee-da.
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I must go home.
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ELAINE:
Oh, why, Latka?
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Well, because it is my country,
and I love it.
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And also because I am a general.
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( commanding innative language )
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( commanding )
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Ip chick.
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Ip chick.
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Ip chick.
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Ip chick.
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( sound off march )
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Ip chick.
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Ip chick.
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Abee dabee.
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Icki bicki.
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Abee dabee, icki bicki,
abee dabee, icki bicki!
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Well, you know, everyone
is here except Louie.
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I wish he would come.
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I always liked Louie.
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Yeah, I know, and
I always wondered why.
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He calls you names,
he yells at you,
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and still,
you're nice to him.
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Yeah, but think how he
would treat me if I weren't.
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Good point.
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All right,
hey, come on.
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I want to make
the first toast.
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ALEX:
Yeah, toast.
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To the best mechanic around.
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To one of the nicest guys
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that ever worked at
the Sunshine Cab Company.
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ALL:
Hear! Hear!
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Well, I have
to go rotate.
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You have
to circulate.
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Oh, boy. I am going
to be very busy.
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Oh, Alex, isn't there anything
we can say to keep him here?
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Elaine, he's made
his decision.
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No, we're not going
to change his mind.
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We'd only make him feel worse.
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We're going to feel terrible
if something happens to Latka,
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and we haven't done
anything to stop him.
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I mean, we're talking
about war, for God's sake.
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Hey, I'm the only
one here was ever in a war,
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and I want to tell you,
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there's some positive things
in it, too.
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Oh, come on, Tony.
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No, Elaine,
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I'm talking
about friendships
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I'm talking
about camaraderie.
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You know, I never felt closer
to another human being
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than I did to some
of my buddies in Nam.
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I remember one night,
just before the Tet Offensive,
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I was sitting with two of
my best buddies, Chuck and Matt.
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Chuck said, "There's no way
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"the three of us are going
to make it through this thing.
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"Maybe one of us--
all right, maybe two of us--
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but definitely not three."
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I want
to tell you,
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we cried
that night.
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I ain't ashamed--
we hugged that night.
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What happened
to Chuck and Matt?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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They didn't make it, huh?
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No, they made it.
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A year later,
they married each other.
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I heard they opened
a roller-disco in L.A.
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Old soldiers never die.
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Latka, can I talk
to you a minute?
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Oh, yes. I know what you're
going to say, Elaine.
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"Latka, tonight is
your last night here.
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"Tomorrow you go to war,
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"so tonight I will give you
my body to use as you will
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so that you
will never forget me."
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No, I wasn't going
to say that.
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But how about it?
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Latka, sit down
a minute.
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Listen to me.
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We know that you
feel a tremendous obligation to this,
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but we're worried
about you, and...
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and we're not going to
think that you're a coward
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if you decide
not to go.
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Elaine, there is one thing
you don't understand.
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My troops need me.
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Latka, I think it's great
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that you became a general
at such a young age.
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Oh, it is easy to be
a general in my country.
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The hard part is
to be a living general.
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Hello?
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Did I say
something wrong?
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Come on, everybody, cheer up.
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Here, I brought something
for all of you to drink.
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Here, it's brefnish
from the old country.
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I've been saving it
for a special occasion.
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See? Have some.
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Well, cheers, everybody.
258
00:13:03,167 --> 00:13:06,701
The line forms
behind me.
259
00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:15,367
( polka music playing )
260
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:24,701
In the old country,
they do it like this.
261
00:13:33,534 --> 00:13:35,667
Hey, all right,
Tony!
262
00:13:35,701 --> 00:13:38,067
( cheering and applause )
263
00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:42,734
ELAINE:
Okay, Bobby.
264
00:13:59,567 --> 00:14:01,434
Alex!
265
00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:03,667
Oh, come on.
266
00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:06,434
ELAINE:
Come on!
267
00:14:36,534 --> 00:14:38,868
ALL:
Yay!
268
00:14:43,033 --> 00:14:47,534
Now, this is the part where
we all strip to the waist
269
00:14:47,567 --> 00:14:51,033
and set fire to the barns
in the village.
270
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,367
All right!
271
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,701
We'll save that for
your coming-home party.
272
00:14:54,734 --> 00:14:56,701
Yes, thank you.
273
00:14:56,734 --> 00:14:58,033
Hey,
Latka?
274
00:14:58,067 --> 00:14:59,567
Yeah?
275
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,634
What is it, Jim?
276
00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:05,300
Your mind's really made up
about this, huh?
277
00:15:05,334 --> 00:15:06,634
Yes, it is, Jim.
278
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:08,801
And nothing I say
is going to change it?
279
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:10,100
No, Jim.
280
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:12,968
Well, there's only one
thing left for me to do.
281
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000
What's that?
282
00:15:14,033 --> 00:15:16,334
I'm going with you.
283
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,267
We'll fight this
thing together.
284
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,434
I haven't had
a chance to prove it,
285
00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:24,734
but I'm as good
American as any man.
286
00:15:24,767 --> 00:15:29,434
No, no, Jim, Jim, America
is not involved in this one.
287
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:31,834
It is now.
288
00:15:31,868 --> 00:15:34,567
Death to the
revolutionary rebels!
289
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,901
But I am fighting for
the revolutionary rebels.
290
00:15:39,701 --> 00:15:43,200
Death to the
imperialist stooges!
291
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,834
But they were thrown out
a long time ago.
292
00:15:47,534 --> 00:15:49,634
Death to the
puppet regime!
293
00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:52,100
But there is
no puppet regime.
294
00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:54,567
Who the hell
are we fighting?
295
00:15:54,601 --> 00:15:56,534
The tyrannical despot.
296
00:15:56,567 --> 00:15:59,868
Well, the tyrannical despot
will soon know the name...
297
00:15:59,901 --> 00:16:02,000
Jim...
298
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,300
Ignatowski!
299
00:16:05,334 --> 00:16:06,634
Right.
300
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,334
Already,
it's spreading.
301
00:16:10,601 --> 00:16:12,133
LATKA:
Louie!
302
00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:13,467
Hi, Louie!
303
00:16:13,501 --> 00:16:15,467
Oh, hello.
304
00:16:15,501 --> 00:16:17,133
How are you?
305
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:19,133
It's so...
306
00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:20,968
wonderful for you
to come to my party.
307
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,033
I didn't come
to the party.
308
00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:25,667
I came to bring you
your severance pay.
309
00:16:25,701 --> 00:16:27,067
Oh.
310
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,501
I forgot to give it
to you when you left.
311
00:16:29,534 --> 00:16:31,167
Oh, thank you.
312
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,033
Don't thank me.
313
00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:37,701
If it was up to me,
you wouldn't get a dime.
314
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:47,167
It's bad enough you're
leaving the company,
315
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,801
but you're running out
on America, too.
316
00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:54,067
You think I'm going to go to
a party for a guy like that?
317
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:59,567
Thanks, but no thanks.
318
00:17:03,501 --> 00:17:05,267
Good-bye, Louie.
319
00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:10,501
I'm not done with you, Latka.
320
00:17:10,534 --> 00:17:12,100
Come here.
321
00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:14,501
I'll give you
another chewing-out.
322
00:17:22,734 --> 00:17:24,934
Come on outside here.
323
00:17:24,968 --> 00:17:26,501
Come out here.
324
00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:36,167
( quiet murmuring )
325
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,534
LATKA:
Thank you, Louie.
326
00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:38,834
LOUIE:
Shh!
327
00:17:38,868 --> 00:17:41,033
Take care
of yourself.
328
00:17:58,367 --> 00:18:00,234
Better give
this guy a drink.
329
00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:01,968
I was pretty
rough on him.
330
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,033
Louie, wait.
331
00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:09,701
Why don't you come
and join the party?
332
00:18:09,734 --> 00:18:11,467
No, no.
333
00:18:11,501 --> 00:18:12,734
Hey, Louie...
334
00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:15,300
you'd make us all feel
miserable if you did.
335
00:18:15,334 --> 00:18:16,300
Okay.
336
00:18:16,334 --> 00:18:18,667
I knew he
would come.
337
00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:23,300
Well, I just don't want
this evening to go
338
00:18:23,334 --> 00:18:25,501
without my
making a toast.
339
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:29,334
To Latka...
340
00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:32,601
who fixed our cabs
and made us smile
341
00:18:32,634 --> 00:18:34,934
and brightened our lives.
342
00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:44,100
Your honor
calls you hence,
343
00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:46,334
and all the gods
go with you.
344
00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:49,033
Upon your sword
sit laurel victory,
345
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:52,634
and smooth success be
strewed before your feet.
346
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,968
That's beautiful,
Bobby.
347
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,501
That was from
Anthony and Cleopatra.
348
00:18:58,534 --> 00:19:00,968
Oh. Well, thank
them both for me.
349
00:19:05,634 --> 00:19:07,467
As insane as war is,
350
00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:09,534
if the people
in Latka's country
351
00:19:09,567 --> 00:19:11,000
are anything
like Latka,
352
00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:12,801
they're worth
fighting for.
353
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:15,167
Here's to Latka--
his homeland,
354
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,567
his people and
his safe return.
355
00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:25,300
Now I would like
to make a toast.
356
00:19:25,334 --> 00:19:27,834
To all my friends
in America.
357
00:19:27,868 --> 00:19:33,334
I came here as a stranger, and
you all helped me and taught me,
358
00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:38,100
and I want you all to know
that I love you very much.
359
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,334
( marching )
360
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:46,667
( sound off march )
361
00:19:46,701 --> 00:19:48,501
Ip chick.
362
00:19:48,534 --> 00:19:50,334
Ip chick.
363
00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:52,334
Abee dabee.
364
00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:54,334
Icki bicki.
365
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:58,167
Abee dabee, icki bicki,
abee dabee, icki bicki!
366
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,200
Ip chick.
367
00:20:04,234 --> 00:20:06,167
( murmuring )
368
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,033
Shh!
369
00:20:08,067 --> 00:20:09,667
Is time to go, Baschi?
370
00:20:09,701 --> 00:20:10,701
Yeah.
371
00:20:10,734 --> 00:20:12,367
( speaking native language )
372
00:20:14,367 --> 00:20:16,334
Good-bye, Alex.
373
00:20:16,367 --> 00:20:18,367
Come back
to us, Latka.
374
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,534
Okay.
375
00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:20,701
Good-bye, Bobby.
376
00:20:20,734 --> 00:20:22,834
Good-bye, Latka.
Come back safe.
377
00:20:22,868 --> 00:20:23,901
Okay, I'll try.
378
00:20:23,934 --> 00:20:25,868
Good-bye, Tony.
379
00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:27,534
Take it easy, Latka.
380
00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:28,868
Good-bye, Elaine.
381
00:20:28,901 --> 00:20:30,033
Good-bye, Latka.
382
00:20:30,067 --> 00:20:31,367
Good-bye.
383
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,701
I am going to miss you.
384
00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:35,033
Good-bye, Louie.
385
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,501
Good-bye, Latka.
386
00:20:36,534 --> 00:20:39,067
Okay, I'm ready.
387
00:20:40,868 --> 00:20:43,200
Oh, Latka...
388
00:20:43,234 --> 00:20:45,701
I'm going to write
to you every day. I promise.
389
00:20:45,734 --> 00:20:47,868
Oh, thank you. And I
will write to you, too.
390
00:20:47,901 --> 00:20:49,434
Okay. Do you think,
before you go,
391
00:20:49,467 --> 00:20:51,934
that maybe you
could, like, draw a map of your country
392
00:20:51,968 --> 00:20:53,901
so that we know what
you're talking about
393
00:20:53,934 --> 00:20:55,067
in your letters?
394
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,367
Do we have time, Baschi?
395
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,734
Yes, but quickly.
396
00:20:57,767 --> 00:20:59,267
Hey, Tommy, you got
that blackboard
397
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,334
you used
to use as menus?
398
00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:02,234
TOMMY:
Yeah. It's in the back. I'll get it.
399
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,501
LATKA:
Baschi?
400
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:11,501
( speaking native language )
401
00:21:11,534 --> 00:21:12,767
Oh, excuse me,
402
00:21:12,801 --> 00:21:16,167
but I sure do know how
to stink as an artist.
403
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,334
But here goes.
404
00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:23,033
This is the borders...
sort of.
405
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,767
And this is the capital.
406
00:21:26,801 --> 00:21:30,367
And here is
the river Meshmend.
407
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:34,868
And this is the
Faptosh mountain range.
408
00:21:34,901 --> 00:21:36,234
And where
will you be?
409
00:21:36,267 --> 00:21:41,033
Ah, the rebel stronghold is
at the top of Mount Faptosh.
410
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,434
This is where.
411
00:21:43,467 --> 00:21:45,267
Where are the
government troops?
412
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:47,734
( speaking native language )
413
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,067
( speaks innative language )
414
00:21:56,334 --> 00:21:59,434
( speaks innative language )
415
00:22:03,467 --> 00:22:08,100
( speaking in native language )
416
00:22:10,868 --> 00:22:12,567
Oy.
417
00:22:12,601 --> 00:22:18,701
Uh... excuse me, Baschi...
418
00:22:20,868 --> 00:22:24,100
but where are the rest
of the rebel forces?
419
00:22:24,133 --> 00:22:26,367
Right here.
420
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,667
Uh... wait.
421
00:22:29,701 --> 00:22:33,834
Excuse me again, Baschi,
but let me understand.
422
00:22:33,868 --> 00:22:36,534
This is us?
423
00:22:36,567 --> 00:22:38,033
That's right.
424
00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:39,534
And this is them?
425
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,567
You betcha.
426
00:22:42,567 --> 00:22:45,133
Well, now it's time
for us to go.
427
00:22:45,167 --> 00:22:49,200
No, no. Now is time
for you to kiss my yaktabe.
428
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,100
Latka, Latka,
where are you going?
429
00:22:55,133 --> 00:22:56,200
Where are you going?
430
00:22:56,234 --> 00:22:59,067
I'm going home to watch
the Tonight Show.
431
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:05,667
* Ibeeda ibee-dorfnish
ibeeda... ibeeda *
432
00:23:05,701 --> 00:23:11,667
* Ibeeda malka-morfnish
ibeeda... ibeeda *
433
00:23:11,701 --> 00:23:13,234
* Ibeeda ibee-dabee...
434
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:18,567
* I'm a Yankee
Doodle Dandy... *
435
00:23:18,601 --> 00:23:20,467
* ...bilfka-yabe, kerkablik...
436
00:23:20,501 --> 00:23:22,968
* ...Do or die
437
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:28,601
* A real live nephew
of my Uncle Sam *
438
00:23:28,634 --> 00:23:33,234
* Born on the fourth of July
439
00:23:33,267 --> 00:23:38,667
* I've got a Yankee Doodle
sweetheart *
440
00:23:38,701 --> 00:23:43,033
* She's my Yankee Doodle joy
441
00:23:43,067 --> 00:23:46,367
* Yankee Doodle went to London
just to ride the ponies *
442
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,000
( blows whistle )
443
00:23:51,234 --> 00:23:54,033
* I am that Yankee Doodle boy.
444
00:23:54,067 --> 00:23:56,067
( all cheering )
445
00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:34,234
WOMAN:
Night, Mr. Walters.
446
00:24:34,267 --> 00:24:35,567
( Walters mutters )
447
00:24:35,617 --> 00:24:40,167
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