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TESS: Previously on Sweetbitter...
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Did you come to New York with someone?
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[CHUCKLES] No, I didn't.
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That's very brave.
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Don't touch anything.
Don't talk to anyone.
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Don't do anything unless I tell you to.
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Howard made an interesting choice.
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Hey, new girl.
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You having fun yet?
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You took this job because
you thought it would be easy.
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Fast money. A safe place to wait.
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WILL: Simone's a lot of things.
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She's not your friend.
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[SIRENS BLARING DISTANTLY]
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TESS: Sweet, sour,
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salty, bitter.
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Sweet, sour,
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salty...
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[RETCHES]
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[COUGHS]
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[ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
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synced and corrected by susinz
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[PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
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[LAUGHTER]
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MAN: It's very fresh.
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Water, 24.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Bread, 29.
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Bar needs ice.
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- Forwards.
- Not backwards.
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Soup spoon, 27.
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[MAN SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY]
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Restock Sancerre.
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- WOMAN: Spill on seven!
- Sucio.
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Ice?
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- Have you seen Jerome?
- Who?
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[SCOFFS]
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MAN: Pick up!
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Fucking faster!
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- Don't run.
- Still streaky.
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ARI: Ten bucks says
we're here another hour.
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HEATHER: Oh, God, no. I'm ready to go.
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Look at dickface,
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just blowing on his little cappuccino.
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HEATHER: It's not even that hot.
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Drink it and fuck off.
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NICKY: Of course it's not hot.
You made it.
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[ALL CHUCKLE]
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[SOFT, RESONANT MUSIC]
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?
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Hi.
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?
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Beautiful flowers.
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Howard's wife.
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WILL: Would you look at her?
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- Who?
- Simone.
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I'm charming 24 hours a day.
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She turns it on for five minutes
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and she makes $1,000 more a night.
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You're cut.
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Just go get your bus tub,
dump it, and clock out.
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- [EXHALING] Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[SIGHS]
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[EXHALES]
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We don't do that.
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[CHUCKLES] No, I-I-I know.
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God, no, I would never. I just...
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If you were going to do
something disgusting like that,
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may I suggest doing it privately?
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Or at least more quickly.
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Okay. [CHUCKLES]
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Oh, uh, Howard?
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I, um... I heard that, uh,
your wife does the flowers.
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And I just think they're so beautiful,
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and, uh, I thought that
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since I first walked in here, so...
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You're gonna feel awful
when I tell you this.
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I don't want you to, but...
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you will anyway.
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My wife is deceased.
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Orchids were her favorite flower,
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so they're always in the restaurant.
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[QUIETLY] Oh, God.
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[EXHALES]
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You feel awful.
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Y... uh, yeah.
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Let's move past that.
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And let's not eat out of the garbage.
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Come.
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Thick cut and double fried.
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Hint of garlic topped with parsley.
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Double potato.
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God, this is unreal.
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Howard?
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Welcome to the good life.
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- All clear!
- [CHEERING]
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MAN: Here's our chef!
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MAN: Pass me a beer.
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[MEN SPEAKING SPANISH]
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Ooh. - All right, wrap it up.
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Hey, hey, don't leave that over there.
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- JAKE: I'm not fucking going.
- SIMONE: Of course you are.
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- I need you.
- JAKE: You need me?
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- SIMONE: Mm-hmm.
- JAKE: Oh, then sure.
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I'll drive both ways. You can sleep.
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You know, I find your sarcasm boring.
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JAKE: You don't fucking listen to me.
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- [CHUCKLES] Um...
- I'm not...
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Sorry, I...
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[STAMMERS] Do you mind if I...
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I'm...
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- [OBJECTS CLATTER]
- Oh, shit.
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TESS: Uh... sorry.
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[MELLOW MUSIC]
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?
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Hey.
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Uh, can I get this one?
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TESS: Chicken and rice.
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Thank you.
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[SIGHS] Busy night?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it felt... pretty busy
at the place I work at.
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It's hard. [SIGHS]
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- You headed home now?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm gonna go home.
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Maybe I'll walk.
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Can you walk to Williamsburg from here?
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I'm sure it's possible. $6.50.
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No.
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TESS: No, come on.
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It must have fallen...
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[SIGHS] I'm sorry, I...
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I left my wallet at work.
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I, uh... thank you.
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- I'll be right back.
- Mm-hmm.
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Thanks. Sorry.
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Hi!
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Could I please get the chicken shawarma
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with the white sauce?
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[BLUESY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY]
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?
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ARI: Oh, you drink it, you stock it.
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Fuck you, Ari.
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ARI: Oh, you've tried, darling.
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Get off my bar, you animals.
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Especially you, Ari.
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?
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Have a seat there, mouthy.
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Is it someone's birthday?
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I have no idea.
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[CHUCKLES] It's shift drinks.
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Happens every night.
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It's the owner's way
of saying thank you.
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Everyone gets one... or ten.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Sit, Skip.
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"Skip"?
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Skipper. Barbie's little sister.
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Right.
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- WOMAN: Nicky!
- [SCOFFS]
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HEATHER: But it's embarrassing.
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She sits at the bar and bats her eyes.
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- And just...
- ARI: Mm, what can I say?
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- I'm in love.
- You fucked once. One time.
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Girl, she's already planning
their life upstate.
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ARI: Oh, my God.
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WILL: Wait... watch, watch,
watch, watch, I-I...
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NICKY: I'll murder you.
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I'll murder your entire family.
Spill one drop...
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Aw. No, Nicky.
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I'm a professional.
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Get that for me? Hmm?
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[LAUGHTER]
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MAN: Oh!
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Hey.
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NICKY: I owe you a shot.
What are you having?
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That vodka?
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I hate vodka.
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Racist bitch.
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- NICKY: One more red wine.
- WILL: One...
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SASHA: I'm white wine.
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Ooh.
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Ros�.
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[CHUCKLES]
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NICKY: All right,
but that's your last one.
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Ah.
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NICKY: Get out of here.
I don't care where you go.
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These disco idiots. Fuck.
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NICKY: She was talking to that guy
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and she hoofed it a long time ago.
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- MAN: Yeah, yeah.
- WOMAN: I know.
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[LAUGHTER]
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WOMAN: Don't forget me.
Don't forget about me.
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MAN: What're you talking about?
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What are you drinking?
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Uh...
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I... [CHUCKLES]
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Nicky, she'll have a Riesling. Two.
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ARI: I don't know about all that.
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Oh, shit. Whoops.
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Uh, you look... different.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Yeah, well, those stripes
don't do much for any of us.
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Thanks, babe. Come on.
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MAN: Yo, you going to Home Bar later?
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- MAN: Yeah.
- [WOMAN LAUGHS]
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- MAN: Right. Wow.
- [LAUGHTER]
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I'm, uh... I'm sorry about before,
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in the locker room. [CHUCKLES]
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I didn't mean to... interrupt.
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You didn't.
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[LAUGHS]
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It's, uh... it's not a shot.
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Uh, no. [CHUCKLES]
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Of course not.
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Slow down.
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What do you taste?
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Is it good?
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Are you asking... the region?
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Or the grape?
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Well, the region is Alsace,
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passed back and forth
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between France and Germany in every war,
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and the grape, of course, is Riesling.
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But that's not what I was asking.
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I simply wanted to know if you liked it.
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[CHUCKLING] Yeah. I-I do.
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It's, um... it's quite sweet.
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Mmm. On the front of the tongue.
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Every taste has its corresponding area,
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and that is where we taste sweet.
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Salt is the...
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tipping point.
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Sour is the...
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sting of food that's alive.
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Bitter is poison,
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although we've cultivated
a taste for it.
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But sugar...
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sugar was the first addiction.
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Sweet, sour, salty, bitter.
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Mm-hmm. Very good.
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Now your tongue is coded.
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How do you know all of this?
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[LAUGHS]
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Uh, I... guess it's impossible
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for me to do anything
without investing in it.
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And besides, it's really fun.
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[LAUGHS]
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Do you think we could do this more?
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Like, these, uh... lessons?
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Not lessons.
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Just conversation.
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JAKE: Hey. Come on, let's go.
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[WOMAN LAUGHS]
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If you need to go, it's fine.
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I don't.
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WOMAN: Seven.
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- WOMAN: Seven?
- MAN: You're on.
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- WOMAN: Mm-hmm.
- MAN: I'll meet you there.
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NICKY: It's your last one.
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[EXHALES] They're going to Home Bar.
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Don't let it bother you.
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It doesn't.
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[WOMAN LAUGHS]
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I'm used to being alone.
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Me too.
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MAN: I'll see you next week, man.
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00:12:57,014 --> 00:12:59,357
- Good night, changelings.
- WOMAN: Bye.
270
00:12:59,382 --> 00:13:00,924
- MAN: See you tomorrow.
- WOMAN: Good night, Howard.
271
00:13:00,949 --> 00:13:02,179
- Simone.
- WILL: Good night, Howard.
272
00:13:02,204 --> 00:13:03,266
Yes?
273
00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:04,993
I have a meeting tomorrow at 3:00.
274
00:13:05,127 --> 00:13:06,389
Can you come in early,
275
00:13:06,414 --> 00:13:07,916
go over the reservation book with Becky?
276
00:13:08,036 --> 00:13:09,658
- Of course.
- Perfect.
277
00:13:09,726 --> 00:13:11,797
Mm. You walking home?
278
00:13:11,822 --> 00:13:13,257
- I am.
- Can I walk with you?
279
00:13:13,353 --> 00:13:14,812
Of course.
280
00:13:17,398 --> 00:13:18,679
Enjoy your evening.
281
00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:20,875
Thank you, Simone.
282
00:13:21,738 --> 00:13:23,187
Good night.
283
00:13:24,753 --> 00:13:25,975
- HOWARD: Nick.
- SIMONE: Good night.
284
00:13:26,075 --> 00:13:27,457
NICKY: Yeah, good night.
285
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,054
[SOFT, RESONANT MUSIC]
286
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,648
?
287
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,502
TESS: You don't go to Home Bar?
288
00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:50,984
No. I'm an adult.
289
00:13:51,133 --> 00:13:52,187
[CHUCKLES]
290
00:13:53,444 --> 00:13:55,992
Well, I'm gonna go home...
291
00:13:57,073 --> 00:13:58,273
get some rest.
292
00:13:58,882 --> 00:14:00,046
[EXHALES]
293
00:14:01,486 --> 00:14:02,671
Sure...
294
00:14:04,085 --> 00:14:05,289
Skip.
295
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:07,640
?
296
00:14:14,118 --> 00:14:15,843
Sweet, sour...
297
00:14:17,045 --> 00:14:19,390
salty, bitter.
298
00:14:24,671 --> 00:14:26,125
[DOORS SLAM OPEN]
299
00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:28,570
Baby Monster.
300
00:14:28,679 --> 00:14:30,382
What the fuck you doing, huh?
301
00:14:32,077 --> 00:14:33,468
I need you.
302
00:14:35,462 --> 00:14:36,875
[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
303
00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:41,859
- [SPEAKS RUSSIAN]
- TESS: Huh?
304
00:14:42,556 --> 00:14:44,906
- I-I don't understand.
- It's so simple.
305
00:14:44,931 --> 00:14:47,354
Four words. "Uncle Mark says hi."
306
00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:49,234
Who is Uncle Mark?
307
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,628
Hold it.
308
00:14:53,806 --> 00:14:55,960
Oh, uh... sorry.
309
00:14:56,868 --> 00:14:58,691
Shit, my wallet. I don't...
310
00:14:58,791 --> 00:15:00,226
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
311
00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:04,429
Sorry. Thank you.
312
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:06,140
GIRL: It's freezing!
313
00:15:06,165 --> 00:15:08,335
- You speak Spanish?
- Why wouldn't I?
314
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,424
- Well, you're Russian.
- I'm everything, honey.
315
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,210
Vivian! Two.
316
00:15:15,229 --> 00:15:17,460
Seriously? No.
317
00:15:17,956 --> 00:15:19,378
She doesn't know her.
318
00:15:20,057 --> 00:15:21,234
Fuck off.
319
00:15:21,539 --> 00:15:24,250
- Uh, I-is this Home Bar?
- Yes.
320
00:15:24,411 --> 00:15:26,117
- And everyone is here.
- Oh.
321
00:15:26,204 --> 00:15:27,734
- Evening Grill.
- [MEN SHOUT]
322
00:15:28,226 --> 00:15:30,117
All the cocaine comes out of there.
323
00:15:30,991 --> 00:15:32,187
Empire Bistro.
324
00:15:32,212 --> 00:15:33,632
Old queens who got fat
325
00:15:33,657 --> 00:15:35,578
and have no sphincter muscles left.
326
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:38,901
Cucina, where they have baby brain pasta
327
00:15:38,926 --> 00:15:40,195
or whatever the fuck.
328
00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:42,734
And they whip women. Mm-hmm.
329
00:15:43,303 --> 00:15:46,287
And that is Sophia, hostess at Cucina.
330
00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:48,992
That beast vagina
knows where my wife is.
331
00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:51,242
[LAUGHS] Your what?
332
00:15:51,639 --> 00:15:52,757
Chug this.
333
00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:56,125
Y-you-you're married?
334
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,064
Ginger. Love of my life.
335
00:15:59,141 --> 00:16:00,562
Paid her 1,000 bucks to marry me
336
00:16:00,587 --> 00:16:02,609
for the green card, and she's gone.
337
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,494
[STAMMERS] Gone where?
338
00:16:04,519 --> 00:16:05,741
That's what you're for.
339
00:16:06,171 --> 00:16:07,571
[SCOFFS] What can I do?
340
00:16:07,671 --> 00:16:10,929
Just tell Sophia, "Uncle Mark says hi."
341
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,252
She will love that.
342
00:16:12,277 --> 00:16:13,779
She will think
you're a friend of Ginger's.
343
00:16:13,879 --> 00:16:15,992
Then ask where Ginger is, huh?
344
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:18,875
Ginger's your wife?
345
00:16:19,218 --> 00:16:21,078
Oh, you brain surgeon.
346
00:16:21,687 --> 00:16:24,312
When I moved here,
I ate M&M's for five days
347
00:16:24,412 --> 00:16:26,664
and thought, "I'll die
and rats will eat my face."
348
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,748
Now I'm fucking millionaire.
349
00:16:28,773 --> 00:16:30,356
That's why I love America,
350
00:16:30,527 --> 00:16:32,609
and I don't want to go back.
351
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:39,251
Okay. [CHUCKLES]
352
00:16:39,718 --> 00:16:41,546
Okay. I can do this.
353
00:16:42,554 --> 00:16:44,177
- People talk to me.
- Yes.
354
00:16:44,468 --> 00:16:46,000
- [SMOOCHES]
- Okay... oh!
355
00:16:50,645 --> 00:16:51,914
Hey.
356
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,453
How'd you end up here?
357
00:16:55,929 --> 00:16:58,896
Um, I'm just helping Sasha
with something.
358
00:16:58,921 --> 00:17:00,210
Are you?
359
00:17:00,945 --> 00:17:03,484
Uh, yeah. I am.
360
00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:04,882
You want a drink?
361
00:17:05,027 --> 00:17:06,273
?
362
00:17:17,679 --> 00:17:18,945
Two?
363
00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:36,859
TESS: Ugh. [LAUGHS]
364
00:17:40,984 --> 00:17:42,085
Bitter.
365
00:17:43,231 --> 00:17:44,573
Or is it sour?
366
00:17:44,843 --> 00:17:45,992
Simone got to you.
367
00:17:46,555 --> 00:17:48,698
Mm... Simone is great, by the way.
368
00:17:48,914 --> 00:17:50,257
Really. I mean...
369
00:17:50,355 --> 00:17:52,578
it's cool you guys...
you do your own thing.
370
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,343
It's really mature.
371
00:17:56,287 --> 00:17:57,429
I've never seen you smile.
372
00:17:57,614 --> 00:17:59,676
- We're not together.
- Who?
373
00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:01,234
Me and her.
374
00:18:03,023 --> 00:18:03,984
[CHUCKLES] Oh.
375
00:18:04,009 --> 00:18:05,390
We grew up together.
376
00:18:06,257 --> 00:18:07,976
- Oh.
- She lived next door.
377
00:18:09,303 --> 00:18:11,601
- And where was this?
- Cape Cod.
378
00:18:12,742 --> 00:18:14,857
That's cool. I've never been.
379
00:18:14,882 --> 00:18:16,733
I employed you.
380
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:19,656
No time to pout lips at baby Jakey.
381
00:18:19,756 --> 00:18:21,351
- Go.
- Okay.
382
00:18:31,859 --> 00:18:33,394
- [LAUGHTER]
- WOMAN: Oh, yeah, I see that.
383
00:18:33,419 --> 00:18:35,539
Uh, Sophia?
384
00:18:36,187 --> 00:18:38,715
Um, you don't know me.
385
00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:41,414
Sorry, I, uh... I just moved here.
386
00:18:41,864 --> 00:18:43,171
And it's, uh...
387
00:18:43,443 --> 00:18:45,601
kind of hard to make friends.
388
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,494
[STAMMERS] Really hard, actually.
389
00:18:49,594 --> 00:18:50,895
But, uh...
390
00:18:50,995 --> 00:18:53,468
I hear that we have a friend in common.
391
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:56,210
- Is that so?
- TESS: Yeah.
392
00:18:56,445 --> 00:18:59,586
Uh, Ginger? And, uh, Uncle Mark.
393
00:18:59,686 --> 00:19:02,312
He, uh... he says to say hi. [LAUGHS]
394
00:19:10,436 --> 00:19:11,618
[CROWD GASPS]
395
00:19:12,617 --> 00:19:14,645
I'll kick your fucking head off!
396
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,362
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait.
397
00:19:16,387 --> 00:19:18,330
It's her first time here,
and she... she's an idiot.
398
00:19:18,710 --> 00:19:20,539
- I'm sorry.
- WOMAN: Damn, girl!
399
00:19:22,089 --> 00:19:23,539
What the fuck? [PANTS]
400
00:19:24,918 --> 00:19:26,781
Country Club can take a hit.
401
00:19:26,906 --> 00:19:28,570
TESS: Ah, fuck.
402
00:19:29,604 --> 00:19:32,101
Here, this'll numb it. Here.
403
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:33,829
Oh, no. [CHUCKLES]
404
00:19:33,944 --> 00:19:35,460
Don't waste my friendship.
405
00:19:37,614 --> 00:19:38,789
Oh.
406
00:19:45,864 --> 00:19:46,920
Not gay?
407
00:19:46,945 --> 00:19:49,468
Mm-mm. Don't think so.
408
00:19:50,085 --> 00:19:51,446
You can't tell by looking.
409
00:19:51,471 --> 00:19:53,429
That's why you always have to check.
410
00:19:54,335 --> 00:19:55,696
[SNIFFS]
411
00:19:55,721 --> 00:19:57,223
You know, I did coke with Lou Reed once.
412
00:19:57,695 --> 00:19:58,775
[EXHALES, SNIFFS]
413
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,093
How do I look?
414
00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:04,422
Torrid? Like a natural disaster?
415
00:20:04,447 --> 00:20:07,359
- Yeah, pretty much. [SIGHS]
- Mm, did you see Vivian?
416
00:20:08,062 --> 00:20:10,435
- The bartender?
- Uh, I-I think... I think so.
417
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,507
She's magnificent.
418
00:20:11,887 --> 00:20:14,289
She doesn't read,
but I'm willing to overlook it.
419
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:15,882
[BOTH LAUGH]
420
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:17,924
Uh, do you... do you think I can...
421
00:20:18,024 --> 00:20:19,835
um, h-have some more?
422
00:20:22,678 --> 00:20:24,296
Hey, it's fine.
423
00:20:27,232 --> 00:20:28,382
[SNIFFS]
424
00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:31,015
Ooh. That's better. [CHUCKLES]
425
00:20:31,804 --> 00:20:33,554
- [SNIFFS]
- [DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN]
426
00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:36,788
Baby Monster is my savior.
427
00:20:36,813 --> 00:20:38,395
- TESS: Hey...
- [SMOOCHING]
428
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,671
You did it!
429
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:42,010
Area code 480. Where is it?
430
00:20:42,035 --> 00:20:43,697
Uh, Arizona.
431
00:20:44,039 --> 00:20:45,639
Ginger is in Arizona.
432
00:20:45,739 --> 00:20:47,593
So, what... what, I w... I was a decoy?
433
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:49,564
She was never gonna tell me anything.
434
00:20:49,664 --> 00:20:51,486
Had to get my hands on her shitty phone.
435
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:52,733
So who is Uncle Mark?
436
00:20:52,908 --> 00:20:54,648
That's Sophia's pimp. [POPS LIPS]
437
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,674
- From her last life.
- [SNORTS]
438
00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:00,148
[STAMMERS]
439
00:21:00,313 --> 00:21:01,335
God, you...
440
00:21:01,639 --> 00:21:02,820
I would've done it anyway!
441
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,703
Don't lie to me, fucking asshole!
442
00:21:04,728 --> 00:21:06,070
Ow!
443
00:21:06,245 --> 00:21:07,617
[DOOR SQUEAKS SHUT]
444
00:21:08,527 --> 00:21:10,630
Whoa, slugger, where you headed off to?
445
00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:12,633
- I'm going home.
- You don't have to leave.
446
00:21:12,733 --> 00:21:15,069
I know I don't have to. I want to.
447
00:21:15,094 --> 00:21:16,966
Well, just don't leave
until you get something
448
00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:18,327
for your... your lip there, okay?
449
00:21:18,427 --> 00:21:20,009
Hey, Viv, can I get my friend here
450
00:21:20,109 --> 00:21:22,164
some ice for her face?
451
00:21:22,244 --> 00:21:24,476
And two of... what do you...
what do you like?
452
00:21:24,858 --> 00:21:26,945
- I don't know.
- Whiskey, then.
453
00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:28,843
Whis... can I get two whiskeys?
454
00:21:31,225 --> 00:21:33,227
Thank you, babe.
455
00:21:34,871 --> 00:21:36,585
Come on. Step into my office.
456
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,350
- This place sucks.
- Yeah, no shit.
457
00:21:42,626 --> 00:21:44,140
- That's not the point.
- [SIGHS]
458
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,928
- There's a point?
- Yeah, our job.
459
00:21:47,953 --> 00:21:50,167
It's hard. It's not normal.
460
00:21:50,192 --> 00:21:53,546
We spend ten hours saying
"Yes, ma'am," "No, sir,"
461
00:21:53,672 --> 00:21:55,494
"Thank you so much for joining us,"
462
00:21:55,519 --> 00:21:57,273
"How's everything tasting?"
463
00:21:57,773 --> 00:21:59,289
Right? We... we make ourselves small
464
00:21:59,314 --> 00:22:00,835
so that our guests feel big.
465
00:22:01,539 --> 00:22:04,105
And then we come here
and we burn off our shifts,
466
00:22:04,130 --> 00:22:05,203
and we can relax.
467
00:22:05,228 --> 00:22:06,679
We can be ourselves.
468
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:09,766
And you are clearly burning it off.
469
00:22:09,968 --> 00:22:11,273
Cheers.
470
00:22:14,847 --> 00:22:16,421
- [CHUCKLES]
- [EXHALES]
471
00:22:18,390 --> 00:22:20,273
- [GROUP CHATTERING]
- Oh, there you are.
472
00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:22,250
- ARI: Yes. Go.
- Move.
473
00:22:23,068 --> 00:22:24,250
Sasha.
474
00:22:24,350 --> 00:22:26,921
Baby Monster is actual monster.
475
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:29,216
- She hit me.
- WILL: Oh, you poor thing.
476
00:22:29,316 --> 00:22:30,938
WILL: Here you go. Poor baby.
477
00:22:30,963 --> 00:22:32,354
ARI: Here she is.
478
00:22:33,222 --> 00:22:36,382
Oh, thanks, Viv. Keep 'em coming.
479
00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:41,820
If you're gonna hunt
straight pussy all night,
480
00:22:41,845 --> 00:22:42,906
I'm going home.
481
00:22:42,931 --> 00:22:44,171
I'm telling you, she's the one.
482
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,957
Oh, girl, I need an abacus
483
00:22:45,982 --> 00:22:47,125
to keep up with all your "ones."
484
00:22:47,172 --> 00:22:48,375
- [LAUGHTER]
- For real.
485
00:22:49,146 --> 00:22:50,757
To Ginger.
486
00:22:51,098 --> 00:22:52,703
ALL: Ginger!
487
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,967
I'm going to Arizona,
I'm gonna find my wife,
488
00:22:55,992 --> 00:22:57,774
and then I'm gonna fuck a cowboy.
489
00:22:57,874 --> 00:23:00,297
- HEATHER: Oh, fuck yes.
- ARI: He better be hot.
490
00:23:00,397 --> 00:23:03,141
- WILL: Have fun with that.
- Oh, my God, I love this song.
491
00:23:03,335 --> 00:23:05,460
- What?
- Oh, nothing.
492
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:07,609
I just... I just really like this song.
493
00:23:08,684 --> 00:23:10,039
You like Harry Nilsson?
494
00:23:10,542 --> 00:23:12,179
No, I like John Lennon.
495
00:23:12,609 --> 00:23:14,955
Ha-Harry Nilsson
co-wrote this with John Lennon,
496
00:23:15,055 --> 00:23:16,237
and John Lennon did the backing vocals.
497
00:23:16,337 --> 00:23:18,880
Oh, of course. She loves the Beatles.
498
00:23:18,905 --> 00:23:19,890
[GROUP SNICKERS]
499
00:23:19,915 --> 00:23:21,657
John Lennon is not the Beatles.
500
00:23:22,024 --> 00:23:23,406
- What?
- TESS: No, I-I... trust me.
501
00:23:23,506 --> 00:23:25,088
I-I tried to invite him
to my birthday party
502
00:23:25,188 --> 00:23:26,089
when I was six.
503
00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:27,251
Dead John Lennon?
504
00:23:27,351 --> 00:23:29,093
Yeah, dead John Lennon.
505
00:23:29,193 --> 00:23:30,735
No, uh, my birthday, okay?
506
00:23:30,835 --> 00:23:32,938
I... my dad didn't believe in birthdays,
507
00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:35,701
so I never celebrated,
but, um, when I was six,
508
00:23:35,801 --> 00:23:39,106
I-I stole a Hallmark card
from the grocery store...
509
00:23:39,206 --> 00:23:42,750
[INHALES] And I decorated it all nice.
510
00:23:42,775 --> 00:23:44,237
For hours, actually.
511
00:23:44,781 --> 00:23:47,539
And then I wrote, "To John Lennon,"
512
00:23:47,713 --> 00:23:50,096
and, uh, I prayed.
513
00:23:50,270 --> 00:23:51,331
[CHUCKLES]
514
00:23:51,439 --> 00:23:53,261
Yeah, I-I mean, I-I prayed...
515
00:23:53,385 --> 00:23:55,889
really fucking hard all night
516
00:23:55,914 --> 00:23:58,265
that God would come
and deliver the invitation.
517
00:23:58,310 --> 00:24:01,013
And then I left it in a planter
518
00:24:01,038 --> 00:24:02,220
so it'd be easier for him to find,
519
00:24:02,245 --> 00:24:03,371
and then I woke up in the morning,
520
00:24:03,396 --> 00:24:04,750
and there it was.
521
00:24:04,775 --> 00:24:07,312
It was soaking fucking wet, and I...
522
00:24:07,521 --> 00:24:08,679
[INHALES DEEPLY]
523
00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:12,062
I cried, actually,
524
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:13,921
'cause, uh...
525
00:24:15,892 --> 00:24:17,312
'cause God wasn't real.
526
00:24:19,256 --> 00:24:20,765
- ? Could it be? ?
- [SNIFFS]
527
00:24:22,219 --> 00:24:24,718
- ? Mount Elga ?
- Well, that was miserable.
528
00:24:25,904 --> 00:24:28,167
I'm gonna slit my wrists right now.
529
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:29,849
HEATHER: I think we need drinks now.
530
00:24:29,949 --> 00:24:32,012
BECKY: Yeah, like, two rounds, maybe?
531
00:24:32,112 --> 00:24:33,374
SCOTT: Have any of you ever snorted gin?
532
00:24:33,695 --> 00:24:35,436
BECKY: What? WILL: That's your segue?
533
00:24:35,461 --> 00:24:37,243
SASHA: How the fuck do you do that?
534
00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:39,085
ARI: I want to fucking do it.
535
00:24:39,185 --> 00:24:40,847
- SASHA: You're gonna do it.
- WILL: Disaster.
536
00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:42,449
Man, you're a disaster.
537
00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:44,695
- [ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
- No. No. No.
538
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:47,516
- [MEN SPEAKING SPANISH]
- Thanks.
539
00:24:51,046 --> 00:24:52,671
Fuck.
540
00:24:56,289 --> 00:24:57,634
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]
- Fuck.
541
00:24:57,659 --> 00:24:59,265
We got it, mu�eca.
542
00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:01,433
Kitchen crew's got you covered.
543
00:25:02,507 --> 00:25:03,796
[CHUCKLES] Thank you so much.
544
00:25:03,821 --> 00:25:05,429
I'm new too, so...
545
00:25:10,711 --> 00:25:12,046
I'll see you tomorrow.
546
00:25:12,509 --> 00:25:13,593
Yeah, sure.
547
00:25:15,650 --> 00:25:17,289
- [CHUCKLES]
- Buenas noches.
548
00:25:21,976 --> 00:25:23,234
[VIVIAN MOANING]
549
00:25:27,686 --> 00:25:29,046
?
550
00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:32,828
Mm.
551
00:25:59,406 --> 00:26:00,703
[CHUCKLES]
552
00:26:00,967 --> 00:26:02,195
?
553
00:26:13,910 --> 00:26:15,210
[PANTS] I came back.
554
00:26:17,144 --> 00:26:18,953
I never found my wallet.
555
00:26:23,677 --> 00:26:25,132
- [LAUGHS]
- It's cold.
556
00:26:25,272 --> 00:26:27,062
[LAUGHING] Thank you so much.
557
00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:01,289
TESS: Sweet, sour,
558
00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:03,906
salty, bitter.
559
00:27:08,046 --> 00:27:12,852
Sweet, sour, salty, bitter.
560
00:27:15,727 --> 00:27:18,140
Sweet, sour,
561
00:27:18,355 --> 00:27:20,046
salty...
562
00:27:24,233 --> 00:27:25,484
[RETCHES]
563
00:27:30,504 --> 00:27:31,789
[COUGHS]
564
00:27:34,995 --> 00:27:36,179
[EXHALES]
565
00:27:43,220 --> 00:27:44,406
[PANTS]
566
00:27:48,631 --> 00:27:49,812
[LAUGHS]
567
00:27:50,079 --> 00:27:52,000
? Yeah, New York ?
568
00:27:53,599 --> 00:27:56,000
? Yeah, Manhattan ?
569
00:27:57,223 --> 00:27:59,156
? Yeah, New York ?
570
00:28:00,821 --> 00:28:03,375
? Yeah, Big Apple! ?
571
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,771
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572
00:28:06,796 --> 00:28:08,476
? Ha! ?
573
00:28:09,499 --> 00:28:10,789
? Hey! ?
574
00:28:12,013 --> 00:28:13,355
? Giddy up now ?
575
00:28:13,853 --> 00:28:15,085
? All right ?
576
00:28:15,175 --> 00:28:16,406
?
577
00:28:20,859 --> 00:28:22,304
? Red hair ?
578
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:24,421
? Pink eyes ?
579
00:28:24,532 --> 00:28:26,414
? Ooh, whee! ?
580
00:28:26,439 --> 00:28:27,765
? Good-bye ?
581
00:28:28,179 --> 00:28:29,734
? Lavender ?
582
00:28:29,915 --> 00:28:31,671
? Pink thighs ?
583
00:28:32,231 --> 00:28:34,174
? Ohh ?
584
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,062
?
585
00:28:40,927 --> 00:28:42,851
? Yeah, New York ?
586
00:28:44,592 --> 00:28:47,031
? Yeah, Manhattan ?
587
00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:50,328
? Yeah, New York ?
588
00:28:51,821 --> 00:28:54,750
? Yeah, Big Apple ?
589
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:59,350
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