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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,804 --> 00:00:11,083 When I found out 2 00:00:11,101 --> 00:00:14,078 that the person I thought was my best friend... 3 00:00:16,131 --> 00:00:18,553 ...my partner, had lied to me... 4 00:00:18,653 --> 00:00:20,475 Your boy Tex 5 00:00:20,575 --> 00:00:21,882 wasn't a stuntman. 6 00:00:21,970 --> 00:00:24,333 That was his cover. He was a hitman. 7 00:00:24,475 --> 00:00:27,361 And was still alive... I'm warning you. 8 00:00:27,383 --> 00:00:29,998 Don't talk to the FBI about our little meeting. 9 00:00:30,074 --> 00:00:32,372 - Or what? - If you do, I'm gonna kill you 10 00:00:32,470 --> 00:00:34,852 right after I kill your daughter. 11 00:00:34,936 --> 00:00:36,702 Tex threatening Sarah 12 00:00:36,764 --> 00:00:38,827 had made me concerned for her safety. 13 00:00:38,919 --> 00:00:40,729 So I didn't think there would be any harm 14 00:00:40,801 --> 00:00:43,544 in calling her to make sure she was all right. 15 00:00:46,481 --> 00:00:48,988 Ohh. What? 16 00:00:49,016 --> 00:00:51,399 Is that any way to talk to your father? 17 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:53,706 It is when he's calling me every fifteen minutes 18 00:00:53,751 --> 00:00:54,862 to know whether or not I'm okay. 19 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:56,442 Nobody's been bothering you, 20 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:59,583 no strange people showing up in your life? 21 00:01:00,703 --> 00:01:03,027 As a matter of fact, there is a strange person 22 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,723 - who's shown up in my life. - Who? 23 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:06,100 You. 24 00:01:08,377 --> 00:01:10,379 Sarah. 25 00:01:10,506 --> 00:01:14,443 - Mr. Bergman, hi! - I just wanted to let you know 26 00:01:14,494 --> 00:01:16,516 that you didn't get the promotion. 27 00:01:16,616 --> 00:01:18,814 - Robert did. - I did. 28 00:01:18,941 --> 00:01:20,563 I hope there's no hard feelings. 29 00:01:20,632 --> 00:01:22,300 No. O-Of course not. 30 00:01:22,401 --> 00:01:23,386 Good. 31 00:01:23,455 --> 00:01:24,756 - Sir? Quick question. - Sure. 32 00:01:24,973 --> 00:01:27,275 How did you make the final decision? 33 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:29,142 To be honest with you, 34 00:01:29,226 --> 00:01:30,808 you both were dead equal. 35 00:01:30,869 --> 00:01:33,171 Well, that's not true. I was a little better. 36 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,623 Like I said... dead equal. 37 00:01:35,693 --> 00:01:37,134 The reason why he got the promotion 38 00:01:37,190 --> 00:01:39,012 was because, well, he had seniority. 39 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:39,906 By one week. 40 00:01:39,969 --> 00:01:42,031 Like I said... seniority. 41 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:44,605 Have a good day. 42 00:01:44,807 --> 00:01:46,033 Hope there's no hard feelings. 43 00:01:46,047 --> 00:01:47,869 No. 'Course not. 44 00:01:53,116 --> 00:01:54,257 Aaaaaah! 45 00:02:19,653 --> 00:02:22,000 Swedish Dicks 1x10 46 00:02:22,125 --> 00:02:24,208 - Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com 47 00:02:24,655 --> 00:02:28,105 You start by humming. 48 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:30,500 Then you take a sound. Any sound. 49 00:02:32,707 --> 00:02:34,106 Boing! Boing! 50 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:35,817 Hey! 51 00:02:35,885 --> 00:02:38,267 We're walkin' here! We're walkin' here! 52 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:39,728 Watch where you're goin', asshole! 53 00:02:39,808 --> 00:02:41,810 Hey, asshole! 54 00:02:42,987 --> 00:02:44,989 You must look out. 55 00:02:45,419 --> 00:02:48,661 - I am just tired. - Yes, you look tired. 56 00:02:48,947 --> 00:02:51,681 - Should I buy a coffee for you? - Yes let's do. 57 00:02:55,896 --> 00:02:56,997 Ingmar. 58 00:02:57,214 --> 00:02:59,516 Just the man we wanted to see. 59 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:01,032 There's been an interesting development 60 00:03:01,109 --> 00:03:02,290 in Dimitri's murder case. 61 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:04,602 Autopsy shows the poison on the darts 62 00:03:04,702 --> 00:03:07,365 is a close variant to a poison we believe 63 00:03:07,465 --> 00:03:10,008 Tex used on a hit in Chicago 64 00:03:10,108 --> 00:03:10,991 eleven years ago. 65 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:12,962 While you two were filming Death Hard. 66 00:03:13,445 --> 00:03:15,787 So, what are you sayin' here? Huh? 67 00:03:15,989 --> 00:03:18,390 Oh, you think Tex might have something to do 68 00:03:18,417 --> 00:03:20,459 - with Dimitri's murder? - Yeah. 69 00:03:22,249 --> 00:03:23,510 Tex is dead, guys. 70 00:03:23,673 --> 00:03:26,456 True. Tex is dead. 71 00:03:26,861 --> 00:03:28,726 If anything should pop into your memory 72 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,421 about what happened when you were at Dimitri's, 73 00:03:30,476 --> 00:03:32,778 you give us a call. All right? 74 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,215 Sure. 75 00:03:45,281 --> 00:03:47,283 Here you go. 76 00:03:48,181 --> 00:03:49,298 What is it? 77 00:03:51,337 --> 00:03:52,556 Nothing. 78 00:03:56,016 --> 00:03:58,078 So, after much thinking 79 00:03:58,178 --> 00:04:01,642 and drinking... 80 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,426 I had come to a conclusion. 81 00:04:03,522 --> 00:04:06,025 The best way to ensure Sarah's safety 82 00:04:06,102 --> 00:04:09,465 was for me to leave this crazy, fucked up world... 83 00:04:14,644 --> 00:04:17,848 ...and go back home... to Sweden. 84 00:04:19,329 --> 00:04:21,531 - Sweden?! - That's right. 85 00:04:22,094 --> 00:04:24,196 But you said you'd never go back. 86 00:04:24,234 --> 00:04:26,696 Yeah, I know, but I say a lot of things I don't mean 87 00:04:26,749 --> 00:04:29,212 and I talk a lot of crap. You know. 88 00:04:29,305 --> 00:04:31,727 Yeah, but what made you change your mind? 89 00:04:31,795 --> 00:04:34,733 Honestly, I do miss it. 90 00:04:34,882 --> 00:04:37,184 - You miss the freezing cold? - Yeah, and the darkness? 91 00:04:37,525 --> 00:04:38,867 And the very high taxes? 92 00:04:39,092 --> 00:04:41,303 I know it might sound crazy, 93 00:04:41,407 --> 00:04:44,190 but yes, I do miss those things. 94 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:45,945 Especially the high taxes. 95 00:04:45,974 --> 00:04:47,976 I mean, they make sense, after all. 96 00:04:49,312 --> 00:04:51,410 But... what about us? 97 00:04:51,471 --> 00:04:53,413 Who's always been nagging me 98 00:04:53,475 --> 00:04:55,858 about giving her some more space? 99 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:56,893 That's true. 100 00:04:57,034 --> 00:04:58,335 What about the agency? 101 00:04:58,435 --> 00:04:59,596 I mean, we can't close it down now. 102 00:04:59,677 --> 00:05:00,858 No, you don't have to. 103 00:05:00,958 --> 00:05:02,299 No, I-I want to keep it going, 104 00:05:02,399 --> 00:05:03,459 but I-I need a partner. 105 00:05:03,581 --> 00:05:05,403 - I be your partner. - Really? 106 00:05:05,683 --> 00:05:07,545 On one condition. 107 00:05:07,603 --> 00:05:08,897 We keep name same. 108 00:05:08,944 --> 00:05:10,125 Well, thank you, Sun, 109 00:05:10,174 --> 00:05:10,990 that's very nice of you, 110 00:05:11,037 --> 00:05:12,362 but you don't have to keep the name 111 00:05:12,389 --> 00:05:13,626 just to honor my memory. 112 00:05:13,735 --> 00:05:14,836 I no keep name 113 00:05:14,905 --> 00:05:16,687 to honor your memory. 114 00:05:16,771 --> 00:05:18,893 I keep name to keep costs down. 115 00:05:18,965 --> 00:05:21,218 So it was decided 116 00:05:21,658 --> 00:05:23,560 I'd go back to Sweden... 117 00:05:23,660 --> 00:05:27,184 which would hopefully keep Sarah out of harm's way. 118 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:39,901 Hello? 119 00:05:42,338 --> 00:05:44,340 I know there's someone here. 120 00:05:46,501 --> 00:05:48,644 Look, I think it's only fair that I warn you, 121 00:05:48,689 --> 00:05:51,471 my father is a kickass private investigator, 122 00:05:51,532 --> 00:05:52,662 and he will track you down 123 00:05:52,741 --> 00:05:54,743 if you so much as touch a hair on my head. 124 00:05:55,577 --> 00:05:57,579 Do you hear me? 125 00:06:01,216 --> 00:06:03,598 All right, you know what? Fuck it. 126 00:06:03,652 --> 00:06:06,575 You want to play hardball, let's play hardball. 127 00:06:14,349 --> 00:06:16,351 Come out where I can see you. 128 00:06:18,574 --> 00:06:20,576 Wha... Oh... Oh, my God! Robert! 129 00:06:21,825 --> 00:06:23,887 Do you hear me? 130 00:06:23,941 --> 00:06:26,364 I heard someone screaming. What happened? 131 00:06:26,463 --> 00:06:27,613 I... I ju... I don't know. 132 00:06:27,662 --> 00:06:29,204 Just go call the ambulance. 133 00:06:29,265 --> 00:06:31,567 Looks like you got that promotion... 134 00:06:31,628 --> 00:06:32,890 after all. 135 00:06:37,326 --> 00:06:39,468 Robert's beating had been more than 136 00:06:39,568 --> 00:06:43,312 just an opportunity for Sarah to advance her career. 137 00:06:43,412 --> 00:06:46,956 It had been a message from Tex. 138 00:06:53,607 --> 00:06:54,788 Hello? 139 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:56,850 - Did you get my message? - No. 140 00:06:57,491 --> 00:06:58,552 Sure you did. 141 00:06:59,668 --> 00:07:01,705 The beating in the garage? 142 00:07:01,825 --> 00:07:04,503 Just wanted to let you know that I'm around. 143 00:07:04,601 --> 00:07:07,325 This is what happens when you talk to the FBI. 144 00:07:07,463 --> 00:07:09,256 I didn't say anything. 145 00:07:09,293 --> 00:07:11,355 Shut up and listen. 146 00:07:11,485 --> 00:07:14,686 Next time... it's your daughter. 147 00:07:15,725 --> 00:07:17,102 Tex... 148 00:07:17,239 --> 00:07:20,588 you don't have to worry about me saying anything to anybody. 149 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:23,520 In fact, I'm moving back home. 150 00:07:23,932 --> 00:07:25,794 To Switzerland? 151 00:07:25,878 --> 00:07:27,089 No, Sweden. 152 00:07:27,242 --> 00:07:29,705 I think it would be best for all of us... 153 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,289 - if I go back. - Yes. 154 00:07:32,373 --> 00:07:34,375 That makes sense. 155 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:35,581 Good luck. 156 00:07:35,751 --> 00:07:37,413 Thanks. 157 00:07:37,536 --> 00:07:39,243 One more thing. 158 00:07:39,556 --> 00:07:40,898 Yeah, what? 159 00:07:41,030 --> 00:07:43,032 Remember to flush. 160 00:07:47,741 --> 00:07:49,743 Tex? 161 00:07:50,235 --> 00:07:51,857 I no understand. 162 00:07:51,989 --> 00:07:56,434 Out there people cheating, stealing, killing... 163 00:07:57,653 --> 00:07:59,475 Why we have no client? 164 00:07:59,575 --> 00:08:00,640 You just have to be patient. 165 00:08:00,773 --> 00:08:02,115 You be patient! 166 00:08:02,318 --> 00:08:03,699 Oh. Sorry. 167 00:08:03,791 --> 00:08:05,627 I just... I didn't mean to yell. 168 00:08:05,781 --> 00:08:08,084 I just... I nervous. I... 169 00:08:08,293 --> 00:08:10,995 It's my first day on job. I... 170 00:08:11,064 --> 00:08:12,526 I need something to calm me down. 171 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:14,494 Yeah, maybe a nice, hot cup of herbal tea. 172 00:08:15,431 --> 00:08:17,546 I prefer hot cup of masturbate. 173 00:08:17,749 --> 00:08:19,171 What? 174 00:08:19,295 --> 00:08:21,557 Is better than hot cup of tea. 175 00:08:21,830 --> 00:08:23,572 Sarah. 176 00:08:23,710 --> 00:08:24,831 I want to hire the two of you. 177 00:08:24,943 --> 00:08:26,110 First client. 178 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,994 - Uh, yes. - What's wrong? 179 00:08:29,001 --> 00:08:30,314 Okay, you know that guy Robert from my job 180 00:08:30,341 --> 00:08:31,803 who beat up in the garage? 181 00:08:31,927 --> 00:08:33,108 Now he's accusing me. 182 00:08:33,254 --> 00:08:34,476 Of beating him up? 183 00:08:34,630 --> 00:08:37,229 No, of hiring the person who did. 184 00:08:37,368 --> 00:08:39,866 - Why would you do that? - To get the promotion. 185 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:41,025 Yes, exactly. 186 00:08:41,391 --> 00:08:43,853 Ohh. 187 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,962 Very clever on your part. 188 00:08:47,172 --> 00:08:48,593 Well, I didn't do it, Sun. 189 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:51,305 And we prove you not do it. 190 00:08:53,613 --> 00:08:54,834 And even if you did... 191 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:57,257 we girls stick together. 192 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:00,107 - Hmm? - Yeah. 193 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:03,235 I relax now. 194 00:09:03,631 --> 00:09:05,507 Obviously I was a little upset 195 00:09:05,539 --> 00:09:07,801 when I heard that Sarah had hired the Dicks 196 00:09:07,878 --> 00:09:09,644 to find out who had beaten up Robert, 197 00:09:09,729 --> 00:09:11,071 but I played it cool. 198 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:13,299 Are you out of your fuckin' minds?! 199 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:16,092 You can't take Sarah's case! 200 00:09:16,263 --> 00:09:17,925 - Why not? - Why not? 201 00:09:17,985 --> 00:09:19,182 - Isn't it obvious, Axel? - No. 202 00:09:19,287 --> 00:09:20,469 - No? - No! 203 00:09:20,524 --> 00:09:21,674 - Are you sure? - Yes. 204 00:09:21,745 --> 00:09:22,926 - Yes? Yes? - Yes! 205 00:09:22,964 --> 00:09:26,062 Su... It's a conflict of interest. 206 00:09:26,139 --> 00:09:27,440 Don't you get it? 207 00:09:27,658 --> 00:09:30,411 I mean, of course you'll prove Sarah 208 00:09:30,463 --> 00:09:31,804 had nothing to do with it, 209 00:09:31,903 --> 00:09:34,240 because you know Sarah and you like her... 210 00:09:34,318 --> 00:09:35,890 - He love Sarah. - No... 211 00:09:35,957 --> 00:09:38,620 - You want to kiss her. - I don't love her. I-I... 212 00:09:38,657 --> 00:09:40,759 - You attracted to her. - Attraction is not love. 213 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:41,990 Well, tell that to your man-stick. 214 00:09:42,265 --> 00:09:44,252 You can't accept this case, 215 00:09:44,272 --> 00:09:46,294 because it's not even a case. 216 00:09:46,362 --> 00:09:48,759 Of course it's a case! She hired us! 217 00:09:48,808 --> 00:09:50,169 Are the police pressing charges? 218 00:09:50,413 --> 00:09:52,115 - No. - No? 219 00:09:52,145 --> 00:09:53,407 Then it's not a case. 220 00:09:53,451 --> 00:09:54,992 It's just Robert, who's angry, 221 00:09:55,031 --> 00:09:56,421 saying angry things. 222 00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:58,224 Yeah, but he's saying them to Sarah's co-workers. 223 00:09:58,273 --> 00:09:59,453 So what?! 224 00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:02,254 So, this a big promotion for Sarah. 225 00:10:02,323 --> 00:10:05,466 She want people to know she earn it, not steal it. 226 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:06,934 You can't take this case from us... 227 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:08,901 I knew they had a point. 228 00:10:09,001 --> 00:10:11,864 Just like I knew that they would get suspicious 229 00:10:11,964 --> 00:10:15,948 if I kept trying to get 'em to drop the case. 230 00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:19,031 Tell those fuckin' clowns to drop the case. 231 00:10:19,131 --> 00:10:20,709 I did. 232 00:10:20,985 --> 00:10:22,406 But they wouldn't listen. 233 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:25,126 Maybe they'll listen to a bullet. 234 00:10:25,551 --> 00:10:27,198 If the police couldn't find anything, 235 00:10:27,216 --> 00:10:30,479 they're not gonna find anything. 236 00:10:30,884 --> 00:10:32,989 You didn't leave anything behind, did you? 237 00:10:33,096 --> 00:10:34,818 Of course I didn't leave anything behind. 238 00:10:34,906 --> 00:10:36,140 I'm a fuckin' professional. 239 00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:38,210 Then you have nothing to worry about. 240 00:10:43,529 --> 00:10:45,363 And there was nothing to worry about, 241 00:10:45,435 --> 00:10:49,539 until Axel and Sun decided to "good cop-bad cop" 242 00:10:49,631 --> 00:10:51,173 the parking lot attendant. 243 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:52,563 Well, I mean, I have to say 244 00:10:52,646 --> 00:10:54,560 this is a beautiful garage. It really is. 245 00:10:54,745 --> 00:10:57,900 I mean, I wish I could park here every day. 246 00:10:57,968 --> 00:10:59,137 Oh, wow. Great. Thanks. 247 00:10:59,254 --> 00:11:00,876 So, you didn't see anything unusual 248 00:11:00,945 --> 00:11:02,172 the night it happened? 249 00:11:02,223 --> 00:11:03,309 Same old same old. 250 00:11:03,365 --> 00:11:05,307 Cars comin' in, cars goin' out. 251 00:11:05,811 --> 00:11:07,272 You tell truth now, 252 00:11:07,372 --> 00:11:09,555 or I beat up your skinny black ass! 253 00:11:09,655 --> 00:11:12,397 - Sun! Sun! Easy! - God, you're too skinny! 254 00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:13,255 Hey! Hey! 255 00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:15,092 What the hell are y'all doin'? 256 00:11:15,138 --> 00:11:18,241 Uh, just trying to find out some information. 257 00:11:18,498 --> 00:11:19,787 - Yeah. - You know, I hired you two 258 00:11:19,904 --> 00:11:21,906 because people think that I may have had something to do 259 00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:24,432 with beating up my colleague to take his promotion. 260 00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:27,208 And the way you find out said information 261 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,233 is by threatening bodily harm? 262 00:11:29,638 --> 00:11:32,141 Do you have any idea how that makes me look? 263 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,888 - Consistent? - Axel! 264 00:11:33,953 --> 00:11:35,775 You right. My bad. 265 00:11:35,906 --> 00:11:37,170 Sorry. 266 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:39,807 I still trying to find my style. 267 00:11:39,876 --> 00:11:42,960 Style? I'll tell you, girl, you haven't found it yet. 268 00:11:44,183 --> 00:11:45,464 You know what? This was a mistake. 269 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:46,481 I'm goin' to Jane McKinney. 270 00:11:46,615 --> 00:11:48,818 - No! McKinney? - Yeah! McKinney. 271 00:11:50,507 --> 00:11:52,509 Shit, fuck, shit! 272 00:11:54,108 --> 00:11:55,730 Who the fuck is Jane McKinney? 273 00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:57,772 Nobody. Small-time private 274 00:11:57,872 --> 00:12:01,656 investigator. Loser. Nothing to worry about. 275 00:12:01,756 --> 00:12:03,749 You always were a terrible liar. 276 00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:05,958 Because I'm addicted to the truth. 277 00:12:07,002 --> 00:12:07,959 You want the truth? 278 00:12:08,013 --> 00:12:09,595 I'll give you the truth! 279 00:12:09,617 --> 00:12:12,640 If you don't stop McKinney from taking the case, 280 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,860 people will die. 281 00:12:24,231 --> 00:12:26,257 Word on the street is, you're leaving town. 282 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:29,162 - Right. - What's the matter, Shmigmar? 283 00:12:29,637 --> 00:12:31,859 Big dogs finally beat you down? 284 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:34,782 Nah, just time to go home, simple as that. 285 00:12:34,882 --> 00:12:37,265 Believe it or not, we're actually gonna miss you. 286 00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:38,517 I don't believe that. 287 00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:41,486 Good... because it's not true. 288 00:12:41,564 --> 00:12:44,783 Jane, I'm here because I want to ask you a favor. 289 00:12:44,852 --> 00:12:46,834 Oh, come on, Ingmar. 290 00:12:46,895 --> 00:12:50,599 You know I only sleep with Danes, Finns, and Norwegians. 291 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:54,249 Pffft. Please drop my daughter as a client. 292 00:12:54,335 --> 00:12:56,640 You afraid I might find out she has something to do with it? 293 00:12:56,726 --> 00:12:58,468 Yeah. And if she did, 294 00:12:58,513 --> 00:13:02,217 I know that you'll find out because you're the best. 295 00:13:02,450 --> 00:13:04,265 True. 296 00:13:04,954 --> 00:13:06,142 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 297 00:13:06,209 --> 00:13:07,829 I'll drop your daughter's case... 298 00:13:07,933 --> 00:13:08,656 Great. 299 00:13:08,723 --> 00:13:10,065 ...if you go on the record 300 00:13:10,111 --> 00:13:11,222 and let everybody know that the reason 301 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:14,703 you're leaving town is because I beat you down. 302 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,172 What the hell does "on the record" mean? 303 00:13:20,363 --> 00:13:21,745 The reason 304 00:13:21,805 --> 00:13:24,948 I'm quitting the Swedish Dicks 305 00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:26,311 and goin' back to Sweden 306 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,831 is because... Jane McKinney... 307 00:13:29,962 --> 00:13:31,964 That's me. 308 00:13:32,525 --> 00:13:34,066 ...beat... beat me down. 309 00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:35,988 Like a dog. 310 00:13:36,088 --> 00:13:36,989 Like a dog. 311 00:13:37,089 --> 00:13:39,175 Like a little Swedish dog. 312 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,254 Ruff ruff! 313 00:13:41,811 --> 00:13:43,813 ...a little Swedish dog. 314 00:13:46,297 --> 00:13:47,479 Grr. Grr. 315 00:13:48,541 --> 00:13:50,226 Grr. Grr. 316 00:13:50,434 --> 00:13:51,671 How humiliating. 317 00:13:51,711 --> 00:13:53,333 Especially the way you look. 318 00:13:53,549 --> 00:13:55,010 Angle not flattering. 319 00:13:55,056 --> 00:13:57,959 Well, I did it to save the Swedish Dicks name. 320 00:13:58,074 --> 00:13:59,696 Do you realize how bad it would be 321 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:00,851 if people found out 322 00:14:00,928 --> 00:14:02,544 that the founder's daughter 323 00:14:02,594 --> 00:14:04,596 went to its biggest rival? 324 00:14:07,885 --> 00:14:09,827 What are you doing? 325 00:14:09,896 --> 00:14:11,598 I slow-clapping you. 326 00:14:11,682 --> 00:14:13,053 And why are you slow-clapping me? 327 00:14:13,126 --> 00:14:14,876 Because we know the real reason 328 00:14:14,934 --> 00:14:15,999 you humiliate yourself 329 00:14:16,036 --> 00:14:17,818 to get McKinney off case! 330 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,283 We think it was you, Ingmar. 331 00:14:19,642 --> 00:14:20,623 What was me? 332 00:14:20,707 --> 00:14:22,108 Who beat up Sarah's competition. 333 00:14:22,218 --> 00:14:23,617 - Yeah? Oh. - Yeah. 334 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:24,858 Why else would you try so hard 335 00:14:24,915 --> 00:14:26,776 to get both us and Jane off the case? 336 00:14:26,829 --> 00:14:29,012 Unless you don't want truth found. 337 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,477 Dad. 338 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,862 Sarah. 339 00:14:32,908 --> 00:14:33,883 Is that true? 340 00:14:33,986 --> 00:14:35,768 No, no, not at all. 341 00:14:35,904 --> 00:14:37,686 Oh! It's the parking attendant. 342 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,204 - Huh? - Hello? 343 00:14:39,355 --> 00:14:41,204 I'm talking to the Swedish dude, right? 344 00:14:41,251 --> 00:14:42,487 Not the crazy Asian lady? 345 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,491 Yeah, this is the Swedish dude. 346 00:14:44,686 --> 00:14:47,949 Good, 'cause she freaks me out... a lot. 347 00:14:48,049 --> 00:14:49,711 Yeah. 348 00:14:49,811 --> 00:14:51,433 So, uh, was there something you wanted? 349 00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:53,006 That night that guy got beat up? 350 00:14:53,086 --> 00:14:54,632 I was doing some recording on my cell phone... 351 00:14:54,742 --> 00:14:56,163 Recording. 352 00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:58,482 I like to show off my mad vocal skills. 353 00:14:58,582 --> 00:15:00,925 ? Hey, oh oh oh ? 354 00:15:01,783 --> 00:15:03,565 ? Oh oh oh ? 355 00:15:03,665 --> 00:15:05,967 ? Hey-ey-ey ? 356 00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:09,573 - ? Ohhhhhh, oh oh oh ? - [tires screech 357 00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:13,559 ? Hey-ey-ey-ey ? 358 00:15:13,596 --> 00:15:16,139 The acoustics in this place are awesome. 359 00:15:16,184 --> 00:15:18,646 Anyways, so I recorded someone in the background 360 00:15:18,692 --> 00:15:19,974 if you want to come and check it out. 361 00:15:20,241 --> 00:15:22,094 - Absolutely. - Only, 362 00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,385 and I mean only, 363 00:15:23,472 --> 00:15:25,294 if you don't bring the crazy Asian lady. 364 00:15:25,689 --> 00:15:27,751 Yeah. Deal. 365 00:15:27,837 --> 00:15:29,418 Wha... What was that about? 366 00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:32,220 Well, she thinks you freak her out. 367 00:15:32,293 --> 00:15:33,410 She freaks me out. 368 00:15:33,459 --> 00:15:35,882 Yeah, and she recorded someone on her phone. 369 00:15:36,013 --> 00:15:37,434 So now we know who beat up Robert. 370 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:38,613 Good! Let's go. 371 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,673 Wait. W-Wait. 372 00:15:41,938 --> 00:15:44,040 I did it. 373 00:15:44,241 --> 00:15:46,103 I'm the one. 374 00:15:46,149 --> 00:15:48,539 - I'm the one who beat Robert up. - I was right! 375 00:15:48,635 --> 00:15:51,621 I was right! High five, partner. 376 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:54,500 When you first said you were going back to Sweden, 377 00:15:54,544 --> 00:15:57,367 I was actually really sad. 378 00:15:57,515 --> 00:15:59,817 But now I'm glad you're goin' back... 379 00:15:59,901 --> 00:16:02,149 so I never have to see your face again. 380 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,302 Yeah, I'm sorry, Sarah. 381 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,862 Oh, no. 382 00:16:06,978 --> 00:16:08,379 What is it? 383 00:16:08,539 --> 00:16:10,541 Robert just slipped into a coma. 384 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,390 Dad, this is serious! 385 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,570 I know it is. 386 00:16:14,743 --> 00:16:16,965 You have to turn yourself in to the police. 387 00:16:17,065 --> 00:16:18,046 The police? 388 00:16:18,146 --> 00:16:20,769 It's the right thing to do. 389 00:16:20,869 --> 00:16:22,971 - Sarah was right. - Yeah. 390 00:16:23,071 --> 00:16:25,133 The only way to keep up the story 391 00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:27,976 was to turn myself in. 392 00:16:28,076 --> 00:16:30,885 But before I did that... 393 00:16:30,964 --> 00:16:33,887 I had to take care of something important. 394 00:16:38,284 --> 00:16:39,918 Yeah, okay, it was... What?! 395 00:16:40,446 --> 00:16:42,388 Man, that's my... Ohh! 396 00:16:43,051 --> 00:16:45,133 Are you crazy?! 397 00:16:48,163 --> 00:16:50,165 Shit. 398 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:53,233 How can I help you? 399 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,795 Yeah, I-I beat a man into a coma. 400 00:16:56,871 --> 00:16:58,613 Yeah. Now, before you judge too harshly, 401 00:16:58,666 --> 00:17:01,128 the man did try to take away his daughter's promotion. 402 00:17:01,283 --> 00:17:04,066 So you could say he was just looking out for his daughter. 403 00:17:04,181 --> 00:17:06,283 So, this guy you beat, 404 00:17:06,353 --> 00:17:07,415 he's not dead? 405 00:17:07,577 --> 00:17:08,709 Not yet. 406 00:17:08,877 --> 00:17:12,030 Okay, so we're all backed up with actual murders, 407 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:15,537 so take a seat and I'll get to you when I get to you. 408 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,399 But... you mean he would get quicker service 409 00:17:18,476 --> 00:17:19,393 if he actually killed someone? 410 00:17:19,474 --> 00:17:22,196 Yeah. Keep that in mind for next time. 411 00:17:24,155 --> 00:17:26,417 - Thanks, boys. - It's quite sick. 412 00:17:34,918 --> 00:17:36,180 Hello? 413 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,334 I want you to listen to what I'm about to say. 414 00:17:38,397 --> 00:17:40,500 There's been a huge change of plan. 415 00:17:40,529 --> 00:17:43,210 - You don't understand... - Shut up and listen. 416 00:17:43,239 --> 00:17:44,781 A job came up. 417 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,319 I'm doing it as we speak. 418 00:17:47,403 --> 00:17:49,906 And this one... 419 00:17:49,974 --> 00:17:51,836 it's going in the history books. 420 00:17:51,858 --> 00:17:54,213 The heat's gonna be out of control. 421 00:17:54,553 --> 00:17:56,647 I'll have to hightail it out of the country. 422 00:17:56,798 --> 00:17:57,739 What? 423 00:17:57,768 --> 00:17:58,749 Another killing? 424 00:17:58,813 --> 00:18:00,755 Keep your mouth shut, 425 00:18:00,839 --> 00:18:03,190 and by this time tomorrow... 426 00:18:04,587 --> 00:18:06,409 you and Sarah will be out of harm's way. 427 00:18:06,509 --> 00:18:09,532 Well, I just turned myself in for what you did 428 00:18:09,632 --> 00:18:11,634 to keep your name out of it. 429 00:18:12,803 --> 00:18:14,064 Seriously? 430 00:18:14,155 --> 00:18:15,397 Seriously. 431 00:18:15,807 --> 00:18:17,389 Huh. 432 00:18:17,842 --> 00:18:19,664 That's too bad. 433 00:18:19,947 --> 00:18:22,289 Especially if the guy in the coma dies. 434 00:18:22,389 --> 00:18:25,372 But... that's not my problem. 435 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,635 See ya later, alligator. 436 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,379 What was it? 437 00:18:34,891 --> 00:18:39,048 - You would not believe me, anyway. - Try. 438 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:45,816 - Texia is alive. - You're right. I do not believe you. 439 00:18:46,247 --> 00:18:47,678 He's here is the country... 440 00:18:48,059 --> 00:18:50,558 So, I quickly brought Axel up to date 441 00:18:50,592 --> 00:18:51,766 on the situation. 442 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,947 At first he thought I was joking. 443 00:18:55,056 --> 00:18:58,720 Then he felt terrible for what I'd been going through. 444 00:18:58,819 --> 00:19:01,642 And then he made me come to my senses. 445 00:19:01,758 --> 00:19:04,266 If Tex wants to kill, we have to do something. 446 00:19:04,349 --> 00:19:07,162 Hell no. You do not know who we are dealing with. 447 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,222 Hey, uh, sorry to keep you waiting. 448 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:10,824 Let's get you booked. 449 00:19:10,924 --> 00:19:15,278 - We have to do something. We are Dicks. - And more than that. 450 00:19:15,505 --> 00:19:18,364 - We are Swedish Dicks. - So now we go. 451 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,034 Hey! 452 00:19:21,134 --> 00:19:23,236 Come back here! 453 00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:26,760 - Do you know where Tex is? - I think so. 454 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:30,403 The last thing he said was, "See ya later, alligator." 455 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,966 Yeah? And? 456 00:19:33,066 --> 00:19:35,288 That's the tag line from a movie 457 00:19:35,388 --> 00:19:36,392 we worked on together, 458 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:40,429 and we shot the end scene at the Sears building downtown. 459 00:19:42,757 --> 00:19:45,200 Okay, you go that way. Be careful. 460 00:21:07,545 --> 00:21:09,447 Hello? 461 00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:11,331 What the hell is going on? 462 00:21:11,431 --> 00:21:12,813 Nothing. 463 00:21:12,913 --> 00:21:15,041 Axel, don't lie to me. 464 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:17,484 I'm at the police station right now with Sun, 465 00:21:17,615 --> 00:21:19,472 and they said that you ran away? 466 00:21:19,537 --> 00:21:21,960 Yeah. It's... It's a little complicated. 467 00:21:21,966 --> 00:21:23,067 Okay, so where are you? 468 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:24,720 Where the hell are you?! 469 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:26,796 Look, I'll call you later. 470 00:22:03,315 --> 00:22:05,317 - Hey - Whaa! 471 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,023 Always had a lot of respect for you, Ingmar. 472 00:22:18,123 --> 00:22:20,125 Never give up. 473 00:22:20,301 --> 00:22:22,443 Never quit. 474 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:26,511 You always wanted to make the stunts better. 475 00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:28,874 But this isn't a stunt. 476 00:22:28,974 --> 00:22:31,236 It's for real. 477 00:22:31,336 --> 00:22:33,578 And you're the main character. 478 00:22:37,336 --> 00:22:39,338 Good-bye, old friend. 479 00:22:46,086 --> 00:22:47,228 Did you just... 480 00:22:47,538 --> 00:22:49,680 No. 481 00:22:49,773 --> 00:22:51,847 - Yes, you did. - No. 482 00:22:51,893 --> 00:22:53,835 - Say it. - No. 483 00:22:53,943 --> 00:22:55,004 Say it! 484 00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:56,233 - No! - Say it! 485 00:22:56,324 --> 00:22:58,326 No! 486 00:23:02,304 --> 00:23:04,526 Seriously? 487 00:23:04,814 --> 00:23:06,956 You came in here like a fuckin' movie star 488 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:09,012 and you couldn't even... 489 00:23:23,156 --> 00:23:25,158 How ya doin', pal? 490 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,002 How am I doin'? 491 00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:32,682 Well, I'm glad it was one of you guys 492 00:23:32,821 --> 00:23:37,086 and not some cop or FBI agent 493 00:23:37,498 --> 00:23:39,223 or fast food worker. 494 00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:42,710 Why would it be a fast food worker? 495 00:23:42,961 --> 00:23:44,963 No fuckin' clue. 496 00:23:45,513 --> 00:23:47,896 You know, you were right. 497 00:23:48,153 --> 00:23:50,839 What you said about saving my life. 498 00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:53,115 - I was? - Yep. 499 00:23:53,638 --> 00:23:55,059 Damn. 500 00:23:55,291 --> 00:23:57,680 I guess I wasn't pure evil after all. 501 00:23:57,767 --> 00:24:01,211 Nope. But pretty damn close. 502 00:24:02,532 --> 00:24:04,534 I can live with that. 503 00:24:05,571 --> 00:24:07,573 Yeah. 504 00:24:21,947 --> 00:24:23,409 Why are you slow-clapping? 505 00:24:24,268 --> 00:24:25,485 You think that was slow? 506 00:24:25,604 --> 00:24:27,606 I show you this. 507 00:24:34,867 --> 00:24:36,869 So there you have it. 508 00:24:38,927 --> 00:24:41,229 My story. 509 00:24:41,308 --> 00:24:43,132 How I got my daughter back. 510 00:24:43,429 --> 00:24:45,331 How I ended up with a new partner 511 00:24:45,423 --> 00:24:47,115 who, believe it or not, 512 00:24:47,515 --> 00:24:48,936 saved my life. 513 00:24:49,036 --> 00:24:50,534 Argh. I'm pretty sure 514 00:24:50,594 --> 00:24:51,725 at some point in the near future 515 00:24:51,754 --> 00:24:53,429 I will regret what I'm about to say, 516 00:24:53,699 --> 00:24:55,882 but... well, fuck it. 517 00:24:55,990 --> 00:24:57,571 What? 518 00:24:57,992 --> 00:25:00,548 You are the best dad ever. 519 00:25:01,144 --> 00:25:04,007 Just doin' my job, pumpkin. 520 00:25:04,249 --> 00:25:06,551 I most impressed by this boy-man 521 00:25:06,651 --> 00:25:08,954 who shoot to save him. 522 00:25:09,054 --> 00:25:11,897 Yeah, thank you for saving my life, partner. 523 00:25:21,287 --> 00:25:24,110 And how I finally was able to put 524 00:25:24,266 --> 00:25:26,828 the ghost of Tex to rest. 525 00:25:27,907 --> 00:25:29,849 - No touch. - No. 526 00:25:38,377 --> 00:25:39,908 Or did I? 527 00:25:40,530 --> 00:25:44,663 Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com 528 00:25:44,713 --> 00:25:49,263 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36017

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