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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:09,457 ? 2 00:00:09,613 --> 00:00:12,115 [Ingmar] People say that from a distance 3 00:00:12,215 --> 00:00:14,696 it's easier to get the right perspective... 4 00:00:16,002 --> 00:00:18,183 but I don't know. 5 00:00:18,979 --> 00:00:21,450 For ten years, I've lived with people 6 00:00:21,579 --> 00:00:23,184 blaming me for the accident 7 00:00:23,326 --> 00:00:26,348 that killed my best friend Tex, 8 00:00:26,534 --> 00:00:28,516 and sometimes I wasn't sure. 9 00:00:28,718 --> 00:00:32,157 Maybe I was responsible for the death of my partner. 10 00:00:32,267 --> 00:00:35,729 Sometimes I just wanted to finish it off. 11 00:00:35,798 --> 00:00:37,800 [Tex] Hey. 12 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:47,139 Careful... or you'll end up like me. 13 00:00:49,826 --> 00:00:52,387 Boy, howdy, that's a long way down. 14 00:00:57,396 --> 00:00:59,297 What are you doing here, Tex? 15 00:00:59,328 --> 00:01:01,830 You tell me. 16 00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:03,389 [sighs] 17 00:01:03,459 --> 00:01:05,461 Yeah, what happened? 18 00:01:06,506 --> 00:01:08,508 The day I died? 19 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:15,441 I knew that was a safe stunt. 20 00:01:15,486 --> 00:01:16,947 I checked everything myself, 21 00:01:16,969 --> 00:01:18,630 every little detail, 22 00:01:19,011 --> 00:01:20,608 so what happened? 23 00:01:20,685 --> 00:01:24,228 [cell phone rings] 24 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:26,660 [Tex] Who is it? 25 00:01:26,741 --> 00:01:28,082 Oh, just some guy. 26 00:01:28,471 --> 00:01:29,932 You cheatin' on me? 27 00:01:30,001 --> 00:01:32,543 [laughs] Never! 28 00:01:32,643 --> 00:01:34,964 See, I'm hanging up on him. 29 00:01:35,876 --> 00:01:38,438 [sirens wail in distance] 30 00:01:42,283 --> 00:01:43,264 Tex! 31 00:01:43,357 --> 00:01:45,738 [cell phone rings] 32 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:46,787 [beeps] 33 00:01:46,887 --> 00:01:48,548 Yeah, what do you want? 34 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,622 We were supposed to meet 20 minutes ago. 35 00:01:50,684 --> 00:01:52,425 - Huh? - We have a bounty to catch. 36 00:01:52,563 --> 00:01:53,747 Fuck. 37 00:01:54,074 --> 00:01:56,095 Sorry, I completely forgot. 38 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:58,152 Hey, are you all right? 39 00:01:58,331 --> 00:02:00,393 Huh? No, I'm... 40 00:02:00,594 --> 00:02:01,695 I'm fine. 41 00:02:01,850 --> 00:02:03,551 You know what? 42 00:02:03,580 --> 00:02:04,958 You can be totally honest with me. 43 00:02:05,068 --> 00:02:07,570 I've been down so many times. 44 00:02:07,983 --> 00:02:09,925 You know, like after a big show, 45 00:02:10,185 --> 00:02:12,006 out partying all night, 46 00:02:12,106 --> 00:02:13,445 and then sitting alone in my bed 47 00:02:13,531 --> 00:02:15,812 with just three or four naked people, but... 48 00:02:15,943 --> 00:02:17,925 Oh, my God, that's the bounty! 49 00:02:17,974 --> 00:02:19,590 ? 50 00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:20,642 He's on the move! 51 00:02:20,734 --> 00:02:22,756 [bell dinging] 52 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:24,317 Axel, listen up. 53 00:02:24,385 --> 00:02:26,386 - Don't... - I gotta go. 54 00:02:26,623 --> 00:02:28,004 Axel! 55 00:02:28,096 --> 00:02:30,098 Shit! 56 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:37,417 [both grunting, shouting] 57 00:02:53,910 --> 00:02:56,932 Hey! I guess the road ends here, right? 58 00:02:57,032 --> 00:02:58,893 Come on, Ingmar, the only reason 59 00:02:58,993 --> 00:03:01,215 I skipped bail was to go to my mom's funeral! 60 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:02,976 Oh, using your mom as an excuse? 61 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,005 You should be ashamed of yourself. 62 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:06,123 Fuck you, Gummy Bear! She died! 63 00:03:06,184 --> 00:03:08,085 And she was more of a woman than you'll ever be. 64 00:03:08,123 --> 00:03:09,184 - [gasps] - Come on. 65 00:03:09,206 --> 00:03:10,267 Come on, please, Ingmar. 66 00:03:10,288 --> 00:03:12,447 I just... I just need to say goodbye. 67 00:03:12,779 --> 00:03:14,736 I'll be back in two hours. 68 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:16,964 Two hours. 69 00:03:19,729 --> 00:03:21,872 Okay. Go. 70 00:03:22,387 --> 00:03:25,009 - [exclaims] - Before I change my mind! 71 00:03:25,046 --> 00:03:26,267 Thanks, Ingmar. 72 00:03:26,446 --> 00:03:28,452 [Ingmar] Losing someone close to you, 73 00:03:28,638 --> 00:03:31,492 - it's never easy... - How are you doing? 74 00:03:31,677 --> 00:03:33,858 ...no matter how it happens. 75 00:03:34,153 --> 00:03:36,155 Huh? 76 00:03:37,883 --> 00:03:39,641 I'm fine. 77 00:03:45,481 --> 00:03:47,723 ? 78 00:03:48,018 --> 00:03:52,268 Swedish Dicks 1x04 "Episode4 " Sep 9, 2016 79 00:03:52,751 --> 00:03:58,345 - Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com 80 00:04:17,277 --> 00:04:20,925 This is Rachel. She's our daughter, and we've lost her 81 00:04:21,076 --> 00:04:22,137 to a cult. 82 00:04:22,166 --> 00:04:23,316 To a cult. 83 00:04:23,357 --> 00:04:26,019 Yes, and we'd like you to bring her back to us. 84 00:04:26,135 --> 00:04:29,678 Any idea why she joined the cult? 85 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:32,622 No. We always gave her the best money can buy. 86 00:04:32,722 --> 00:04:33,863 The best. 87 00:04:33,963 --> 00:04:36,504 We think that maybe she might have been 88 00:04:36,604 --> 00:04:38,814 romantically involved with someone who was in it, 89 00:04:38,883 --> 00:04:40,985 and they brainwashed her. 90 00:04:41,045 --> 00:04:42,826 We just want her back. 91 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:43,463 Can you do that? 92 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:45,796 Oh, absolutely, ma'am... mums... ma'ams. 93 00:04:46,451 --> 00:04:48,353 We will handle your case in a quick and professional manner. 94 00:04:48,382 --> 00:04:49,903 [pneumatic lift hisses, clattering] 95 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,021 - Ingmar! - Hmm? 96 00:04:52,481 --> 00:04:53,904 You have a visitor. 97 00:04:53,935 --> 00:04:56,958 A visitor! I wonder who that might be. 98 00:04:56,965 --> 00:04:59,026 - Hello! - [costume blooping] 99 00:04:59,118 --> 00:05:01,520 [speaking robotically] I am a robot. 100 00:05:03,091 --> 00:05:04,656 Where do you come from? 101 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:06,529 Where all robots come from... 102 00:05:06,745 --> 00:05:08,591 the future! 103 00:05:08,781 --> 00:05:11,127 I am sorry, I don't know what this is about. 104 00:05:11,190 --> 00:05:15,534 - Could you take her away? - Why? I paid him. 105 00:05:15,659 --> 00:05:17,815 - Why? - I'm gonna screw you up. 106 00:05:18,115 --> 00:05:21,437 I'm here to make you feel whole again, Ingmar. 107 00:05:22,242 --> 00:05:24,935 Can you get rid of him? I can't help you, sir. 108 00:05:27,024 --> 00:05:30,927 Ingmar, please don't kill yourself. 109 00:05:31,223 --> 00:05:33,922 Well, who said anything about killing myself, eh? 110 00:05:34,592 --> 00:05:36,173 The robot said it, 111 00:05:36,226 --> 00:05:38,087 but I did not pay him to say that. 112 00:05:38,727 --> 00:05:40,520 Are you thinking of killing yourself? 113 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:42,200 Because if you are, 114 00:05:42,334 --> 00:05:43,895 just please, be honest about it. 115 00:05:43,992 --> 00:05:46,564 So we can hire another investigator. 116 00:05:48,273 --> 00:05:49,894 To be honest, at this point 117 00:05:49,939 --> 00:05:53,282 I actually wanted to kill myself. 118 00:05:53,624 --> 00:05:55,991 Not just because Axel was driving me crazy, 119 00:05:55,997 --> 00:05:58,179 but because I'd been made to look like a fool 120 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:01,542 by the $10,000 bounty I had let go. 121 00:06:01,837 --> 00:06:04,099 Of course he didn't go to his mom's funeral 122 00:06:04,216 --> 00:06:05,797 because she was not dead. 123 00:06:05,897 --> 00:06:08,679 The bounty's mother was still very much alive. 124 00:06:08,779 --> 00:06:10,960 Mom, just robbed another liquor store. 125 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:12,589 And to make matters worse, 126 00:06:12,608 --> 00:06:14,651 news travels fast in LA... 127 00:06:14,734 --> 00:06:15,526 [siren squawking] 128 00:06:15,591 --> 00:06:17,413 ...which meant everybody knew 129 00:06:17,481 --> 00:06:19,222 how big of a fool I'd been. 130 00:06:19,339 --> 00:06:21,080 Hey, come on, man, let us go. 131 00:06:21,101 --> 00:06:23,043 I gotta get to our mom's funeral. 132 00:06:23,581 --> 00:06:26,443 But, of course, I'll let you go. Right, Ingmar? 133 00:06:26,738 --> 00:06:29,024 My reputation as a private investigator 134 00:06:29,077 --> 00:06:31,018 was clearly at stake, 135 00:06:31,415 --> 00:06:34,259 which meant I had to recapture the bounty... 136 00:06:36,352 --> 00:06:39,834 and Axel had to be the one to infiltrate the cult. 137 00:06:40,935 --> 00:06:42,936 [rings] 138 00:06:46,763 --> 00:06:48,104 What do you want? 139 00:06:48,172 --> 00:06:52,636 Hi. Eh, I was wondering if maybe I could join? 140 00:06:52,931 --> 00:06:54,864 Join what? 141 00:06:55,091 --> 00:06:56,632 Your cult? 142 00:06:56,772 --> 00:06:58,692 Blue Heaven is not a cult. 143 00:06:58,749 --> 00:07:00,490 No, no. No, sorry. I mean, you know, 144 00:07:00,575 --> 00:07:03,737 if I can join your... thing. 145 00:07:05,737 --> 00:07:07,679 Wait a second. 146 00:07:07,740 --> 00:07:09,263 I know you. 147 00:07:09,313 --> 00:07:10,568 No, I don't think you do. 148 00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:13,127 Yeah. You're a DJ. 149 00:07:14,258 --> 00:07:17,782 Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I was. I am. 150 00:07:17,841 --> 00:07:19,742 I saw you play in Miami. 151 00:07:20,132 --> 00:07:21,233 You were amazing! 152 00:07:21,348 --> 00:07:22,642 What the hell are you doing here? 153 00:07:22,744 --> 00:07:26,538 Oh, well, you know, like I said, I really want to join. 154 00:07:26,585 --> 00:07:28,608 Oh, yeah, come on in! What are you waiting for? 155 00:07:28,708 --> 00:07:31,310 Oh! Oh, nice. 156 00:07:35,513 --> 00:07:36,809 [Bob] You're gonna love Blue Heaven, man. 157 00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:38,817 It has totally changed my life. 158 00:07:38,897 --> 00:07:40,638 I used to be a terrible human being. 159 00:07:40,707 --> 00:07:43,196 You know, the usual, drinking, smoking, 160 00:07:43,388 --> 00:07:46,602 gambling, robbery, extortion, kidnapping, 161 00:07:46,654 --> 00:07:48,516 murder. 162 00:07:48,764 --> 00:07:49,905 Okay, maybe not murder, 163 00:07:49,989 --> 00:07:51,229 but only because I was a lousy shot. 164 00:07:51,256 --> 00:07:54,330 Bob! Why have you brought an outsider 165 00:07:54,367 --> 00:07:55,868 into our sacred sanctum? 166 00:07:56,038 --> 00:07:57,088 Oh, no, he's not an outsider. 167 00:07:57,132 --> 00:07:59,314 I know him. He's an amazing DJ, 168 00:07:59,368 --> 00:08:01,149 and he wants to join our revolution. 169 00:08:01,186 --> 00:08:03,216 - Is this true? - I'm not sure 170 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:04,771 I would call myself an amazing DJ, 171 00:08:04,819 --> 00:08:06,177 but I was pretty good. 172 00:08:06,202 --> 00:08:08,423 No, no. Is it true that you want to join? 173 00:08:08,561 --> 00:08:11,003 Oh, oh, right! Yes, yes. I do. 174 00:08:20,972 --> 00:08:24,134 [all humming] 175 00:08:25,664 --> 00:08:27,926 Shake your body. 176 00:08:28,026 --> 00:08:30,167 Shake your body. 177 00:08:30,267 --> 00:08:33,389 Dance yourself free of the shackles of the modern world. 178 00:08:40,074 --> 00:08:42,075 ? 179 00:08:42,984 --> 00:08:45,106 Release the filth! 180 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:48,626 Enough. 181 00:08:49,361 --> 00:08:51,182 Your journey with us 182 00:08:51,282 --> 00:08:53,128 will be the hardest you have ever taken. 183 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:55,152 You will need an emotional Sherpa 184 00:08:55,188 --> 00:08:56,769 to lead you up the mountain 185 00:08:57,179 --> 00:08:58,425 and toward the Blue Heaven. 186 00:08:58,484 --> 00:09:00,665 [all] Blue Heaven. 187 00:09:00,702 --> 00:09:02,804 The person chosen for you will be 188 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:07,105 by your side day and night, night and day. 189 00:09:07,135 --> 00:09:08,676 And the person is... 190 00:09:08,854 --> 00:09:10,856 Lucille. 191 00:09:11,810 --> 00:09:15,072 Sorry. Sorry, I don't think 192 00:09:15,126 --> 00:09:16,867 I can have Lucille as a partner. 193 00:09:16,905 --> 00:09:19,167 - Why not? - She reminds me of an old girlfriend 194 00:09:19,189 --> 00:09:20,890 I had who broke my heart, so... 195 00:09:20,990 --> 00:09:23,572 That's... okay. Yeah. 196 00:09:23,578 --> 00:09:24,749 I understand. 197 00:09:24,976 --> 00:09:28,199 Okay, then your partner will be... Bob. 198 00:09:28,299 --> 00:09:30,480 - Yes! - Oh, no, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 199 00:09:30,580 --> 00:09:33,122 Uh, I... I'm a vegetarian, 200 00:09:33,222 --> 00:09:36,525 and Bob smells like meat. 201 00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:38,446 Yeah, it's true. 202 00:09:38,546 --> 00:09:40,547 I do eat a lot of meat. 203 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:44,450 You know what? I'm a really sensitive person, 204 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:47,992 and I feel like I have a special connection with someone in this room. 205 00:09:49,035 --> 00:09:52,117 - Who? - I just... 206 00:09:55,782 --> 00:09:58,164 It's Rach... it's... It's her. 207 00:09:58,217 --> 00:09:59,652 Me? 208 00:09:59,819 --> 00:10:01,440 Okay. Rachel. 209 00:10:02,923 --> 00:10:04,529 Take your partner into your bedroom. 210 00:10:04,848 --> 00:10:07,974 And, uh, give him the gift... 211 00:10:08,114 --> 00:10:09,656 Mm-hmm. 212 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,811 ...the gift of love. 213 00:10:21,255 --> 00:10:24,197 Uh, listen, Rachel. 214 00:10:24,313 --> 00:10:26,415 How do you know my name? 215 00:10:26,671 --> 00:10:30,726 No, because your... uh, leader said it. 216 00:10:30,941 --> 00:10:32,923 You know what I said downstairs 217 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:35,549 about having this connection with you? 218 00:10:36,695 --> 00:10:37,718 I know. 219 00:10:37,994 --> 00:10:40,756 I feel it, too. 220 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,411 Oh, great. Great! 221 00:10:44,417 --> 00:10:48,360 So, let's just leave this place. 222 00:10:48,897 --> 00:10:52,425 Oh, I know what's going on here. 223 00:10:52,648 --> 00:10:54,869 Well, no, nothing going on. 224 00:10:54,930 --> 00:10:57,232 No, no, you're scared of the journey 225 00:10:57,269 --> 00:11:00,211 that we're about to take, and you're panicking. 226 00:11:00,257 --> 00:11:01,386 Okay, but don't worry. 227 00:11:01,434 --> 00:11:04,417 You'll realize that you're on the right path 228 00:11:04,470 --> 00:11:07,892 after I give you the gift of love. 229 00:11:07,969 --> 00:11:10,671 - The... - So, now, wait here 230 00:11:10,716 --> 00:11:13,338 while I wash your gift clean, okay? 231 00:11:13,516 --> 00:11:15,517 Okay. 232 00:11:19,575 --> 00:11:21,697 [tap running] 233 00:11:22,989 --> 00:11:25,211 [Sarah] What the hell do you think you're doing? 234 00:11:25,311 --> 00:11:27,755 [Ingmar] Is that any way to start a conversation with your old man? 235 00:11:27,934 --> 00:11:29,744 Uh, it is when I'm pissed at you. 236 00:11:29,924 --> 00:11:33,296 Now, answer my question. What do you think you're doing? 237 00:11:33,396 --> 00:11:36,979 I'm trying to recapture a bounty that I let go. 238 00:11:37,079 --> 00:11:39,071 That's not what I'm talking about, and you know it. 239 00:11:39,216 --> 00:11:40,110 Axel called me, 240 00:11:40,165 --> 00:11:43,602 and he says you've been acting a little... strange. 241 00:11:43,716 --> 00:11:45,211 Are you talking to Axel? 242 00:11:45,244 --> 00:11:47,546 Yes, I did, and I know what the hell's going on. 243 00:11:47,965 --> 00:11:49,827 This is about Tex. 244 00:11:49,850 --> 00:11:51,911 Dad, come on, you have got to let it go. 245 00:11:52,456 --> 00:11:54,674 I have no idea what you're talking about, Sarah. 246 00:11:54,726 --> 00:11:56,650 Every year, around this time of the month, 247 00:11:56,665 --> 00:11:58,566 you get a little... strange. 248 00:11:58,978 --> 00:12:02,561 But this is a big year for you, because this is ten years. 249 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:05,584 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I didn't realize that. 250 00:12:07,609 --> 00:12:09,630 Oh, shit. The bounty's here. 251 00:12:09,998 --> 00:12:12,820 - I have to go. - No, stop. Stop avoiding me, Dad. 252 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,742 [whispers] I'm not avoiding you. 253 00:12:14,842 --> 00:12:16,204 Oh, you're incredible! 254 00:12:16,262 --> 00:12:18,063 You always say that you want to be close, 255 00:12:18,135 --> 00:12:19,235 but the second that getting close 256 00:12:19,308 --> 00:12:21,070 gets a little bit uncomfortable, you run. 257 00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:23,691 No, that's not true. I'm not running! 258 00:12:24,929 --> 00:12:26,109 ? 259 00:12:26,741 --> 00:12:28,723 The bounty's running. 260 00:12:28,885 --> 00:12:29,625 Have to go! 261 00:12:29,684 --> 00:12:31,065 Dad, if you hang up with me now, 262 00:12:31,103 --> 00:12:32,036 you can forget about talking to me 263 00:12:32,110 --> 00:12:34,028 for a long, long, long time. 264 00:12:34,976 --> 00:12:38,098 All right! All right. Fine. Fine. 265 00:12:38,609 --> 00:12:41,111 He's out of reach, anyway, so... 266 00:12:41,313 --> 00:12:43,175 What do you want to talk about? 267 00:12:43,252 --> 00:12:45,313 Um, damn it, I'm late for a meeting. 268 00:12:45,405 --> 00:12:47,607 Um, I gotta go. I'll call you later. 269 00:12:50,872 --> 00:12:52,874 [groans] 270 00:13:01,599 --> 00:13:02,860 Hi. 271 00:13:03,398 --> 00:13:05,019 You know what, maybe it's better 272 00:13:05,025 --> 00:13:06,607 if Lucille give me the gift of love. 273 00:13:07,103 --> 00:13:09,444 Why? 274 00:13:09,544 --> 00:13:13,367 You're not my type, you know? 275 00:13:13,467 --> 00:13:15,202 This is embarrassing, but I'm afraid 276 00:13:15,257 --> 00:13:17,078 I'm not gonna be able to... 277 00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:20,473 achieve full erection with you. 278 00:13:20,706 --> 00:13:24,028 Ugh. You thought we were gonna have sex? 279 00:13:25,646 --> 00:13:26,333 No? 280 00:13:26,415 --> 00:13:28,397 This isn't a sex cult. 281 00:13:28,473 --> 00:13:30,694 I mean, we're a serious movement, 282 00:13:30,731 --> 00:13:33,313 you know, a revolution who wants to shake off 283 00:13:33,336 --> 00:13:36,198 the shackles of the capitalistic, commercial world 284 00:13:36,258 --> 00:13:38,800 we've been subjected to all our lives. 285 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,901 - Oh. - This... 286 00:13:41,902 --> 00:13:44,844 is the gift of my love. 287 00:13:44,944 --> 00:13:46,199 It was given to me. 288 00:13:46,266 --> 00:13:48,267 Now I'm giving it to you. 289 00:13:50,072 --> 00:13:51,133 Thank you. 290 00:13:52,069 --> 00:13:54,450 Oh, it's... is that blood? 291 00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:59,243 Yes, it's blood of a capitalist rat. 292 00:13:59,342 --> 00:14:03,405 Now, you're going to take the gift with you 293 00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:09,075 into a small, poorly lit room, okay? Okay. 294 00:14:09,159 --> 00:14:11,581 - [clears throat] - Hey! 295 00:14:11,783 --> 00:14:14,062 A-And you're gonna stay in that room 296 00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:16,354 until you kill the capitalist rat. 297 00:14:16,432 --> 00:14:18,053 I'm sorry, I don't understand. 298 00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:20,712 What do you mean when you say "capitalist rat"? 299 00:14:21,366 --> 00:14:22,266 [rat squeaking] 300 00:14:22,357 --> 00:14:23,699 Oh! Oh, oh. 301 00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:25,664 Okay. I see. 302 00:14:26,473 --> 00:14:29,255 You want... No! 303 00:14:29,355 --> 00:14:31,387 No, I'm sorry, I can't do that. 304 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,612 I can't kill a poor, defenseless animal. 305 00:14:33,642 --> 00:14:35,655 [leader] He's not a poor, defenseless animal. 306 00:14:35,726 --> 00:14:37,507 He's a metaphor for all that is wrong 307 00:14:37,567 --> 00:14:38,988 with the outside society. 308 00:14:39,456 --> 00:14:42,098 Kill him... 309 00:14:42,289 --> 00:14:44,851 with the gift of love. 310 00:14:46,910 --> 00:14:48,380 No, no. No, I'm sorry. 311 00:14:48,432 --> 00:14:50,573 I can't do that. 312 00:14:50,627 --> 00:14:51,768 I can't kill a... 313 00:14:51,821 --> 00:14:53,242 Oh, look at him. He's so cute! 314 00:14:53,287 --> 00:14:56,069 Kill, or be killed. 315 00:14:56,911 --> 00:14:57,683 What? 316 00:14:57,773 --> 00:15:00,495 Kill, or be killed. 317 00:15:01,751 --> 00:15:04,052 Is that also a metaphor? 318 00:15:04,317 --> 00:15:06,056 Do you mean if I don't kill him 319 00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:08,291 you'll kill me by throwing me out of the cult, 320 00:15:08,368 --> 00:15:10,376 or do you mean if I don't kill him you'll... 321 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,004 actually kill me? 322 00:15:12,371 --> 00:15:14,373 [intercom clicks] 323 00:15:14,715 --> 00:15:16,717 Hello? 324 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,187 Hello! 325 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:25,124 [shrieks] Hello! 326 00:15:30,673 --> 00:15:35,616 Blood Curse 2, the movie that Tex died on. 327 00:15:35,716 --> 00:15:37,032 There was a time 328 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,829 when I watched it over and over again, 329 00:15:39,936 --> 00:15:42,798 trying to figure out what went wrong. 330 00:15:42,874 --> 00:15:45,095 But that was years ago. 331 00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:47,282 [knocking] 332 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,889 One of the downsides of being a private dick 333 00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:55,141 is that over the years, you make a lot of enemies, 334 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,414 dangerous enemies. 335 00:16:01,306 --> 00:16:04,308 - Who is it? - This is from Axel. 336 00:16:06,234 --> 00:16:09,471 [lively mariachi music] 337 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:17,271 Stop! Stop! 338 00:16:17,402 --> 00:16:19,143 I'm all right. 339 00:16:19,196 --> 00:16:20,937 I'm not gonna kill myself. 340 00:16:21,006 --> 00:16:23,128 [band member] Promise? 341 00:16:24,272 --> 00:16:26,053 Damn you, Axel. 342 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,888 [speed-dialing] 343 00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:35,509 [playing ringtone] 344 00:16:46,264 --> 00:16:48,486 - [squeaking] - [Alex sighs] 345 00:16:48,752 --> 00:16:51,734 Okay, I'm really, really, really sorry 346 00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:53,575 for what I'm about to do, 347 00:16:53,675 --> 00:16:57,138 but I don't know any other way to get out of this, all right? 348 00:16:57,238 --> 00:16:59,239 So... 349 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,477 Oh, don't look at me with those eyes. 350 00:17:03,546 --> 00:17:05,207 [rat shrieks] 351 00:17:05,339 --> 00:17:07,641 Uh, there's, uh, gonna be a change of plans. 352 00:17:09,046 --> 00:17:10,569 Um, you don't need to kill the rat. 353 00:17:10,944 --> 00:17:14,326 What? Wha... I just killed him! 354 00:17:14,387 --> 00:17:16,328 Just right before you said, "Don't kill him," 355 00:17:16,365 --> 00:17:17,213 I killed him! Do you have any idea 356 00:17:17,256 --> 00:17:19,117 what this is gonna cost me in therapy bills? 357 00:17:19,154 --> 00:17:21,416 I'm sure it's gonna cost you a lot, Axel... 358 00:17:21,696 --> 00:17:24,678 or maybe I should call you by your professional name... 359 00:17:24,724 --> 00:17:25,705 dick. 360 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:29,214 As in, uh, Swedish Dicks. 361 00:17:30,281 --> 00:17:32,022 You show your face around here again, 362 00:17:32,122 --> 00:17:33,683 I'll have you arrested by the police! 363 00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:36,866 And, uh, tell my mothers to mind their own business! 364 00:17:36,966 --> 00:17:37,758 I'm happy here. 365 00:17:37,859 --> 00:17:39,203 They just want what's best for you. 366 00:17:39,242 --> 00:17:41,103 Ha! If that's true, then why would two 367 00:17:41,165 --> 00:17:43,896 financially successful women hire 368 00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:46,732 the cheapest private investigators they could find 369 00:17:46,809 --> 00:17:48,070 to save their daughter? 370 00:17:48,084 --> 00:17:49,044 I'll tell you why! 371 00:17:49,099 --> 00:17:51,100 Because they're addicted to the green. 372 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,662 We're not the cheapest! 373 00:17:56,185 --> 00:17:57,967 There's two guys from Estonia. 374 00:17:58,621 --> 00:17:59,588 They're... Can't even speak English! 375 00:17:59,637 --> 00:18:00,698 They're way cheaper. 376 00:18:00,728 --> 00:18:01,736 You lied to me. 377 00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:03,651 Oh, sorry. It's nothing personal. 378 00:18:03,845 --> 00:18:05,507 It's okay, man. I lied, too. 379 00:18:05,545 --> 00:18:06,250 Oh. 380 00:18:06,256 --> 00:18:08,372 Remember when I said I wasn't a murderer? 381 00:18:08,748 --> 00:18:09,977 - Yeah. - Well, I lied. 382 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,375 - [tasing] - You have to remember, 383 00:18:12,493 --> 00:18:14,516 at this point of the story 384 00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:18,170 I had no idea that Axel had screwed up, 385 00:18:18,214 --> 00:18:19,917 or that he was in trouble. 386 00:18:20,050 --> 00:18:23,993 If I had, I obviously would've done something to help him 387 00:18:24,093 --> 00:18:26,155 instead of watching the liquor store 388 00:18:26,177 --> 00:18:28,959 in the hopes that the bounty would return. 389 00:18:29,653 --> 00:18:33,495 [singing opera in Italian] 390 00:18:33,588 --> 00:18:35,290 Can you please tell Axel 391 00:18:35,394 --> 00:18:36,962 I don't need to be cheered up? 392 00:18:37,045 --> 00:18:38,586 I'm not trying to cheer you up. 393 00:18:38,671 --> 00:18:40,812 I'm advertising the local opera. 394 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,570 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 395 00:18:43,638 --> 00:18:45,970 I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to... 396 00:18:46,713 --> 00:18:48,894 - Excuse me... - [gunshot] 397 00:18:48,924 --> 00:18:50,786 - [clerk] Robbery! Robbery! - Shit 398 00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:52,681 Hey! Hey, you! 399 00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:54,628 Hey, you! Come on! 400 00:18:54,673 --> 00:18:56,814 Stop! 401 00:18:56,883 --> 00:18:58,584 Stop! Come back! 402 00:18:58,652 --> 00:19:01,534 [indistinct shouting] 403 00:19:13,816 --> 00:19:15,878 Hey, Louie! 404 00:19:16,147 --> 00:19:18,092 I feel it's necessary to warn you 405 00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:20,484 I'm a horrible shot. 406 00:19:20,514 --> 00:19:22,755 Don't get me wrong, I never miss the target, 407 00:19:22,877 --> 00:19:25,699 but I tend to shoot a little low, 408 00:19:25,728 --> 00:19:28,230 right around where the testicles are, 409 00:19:28,549 --> 00:19:31,789 so if I were you, I would give myself up. 410 00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,438 Hey! Hold it. 411 00:19:35,297 --> 00:19:37,599 - Hey. - Whoa. 412 00:19:37,612 --> 00:19:40,594 Ing... Hey. Ingmar, my friend, don't shoot! 413 00:19:40,671 --> 00:19:42,692 Look, I need those for the ladies, you know? 414 00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,814 Not anymore. 415 00:19:47,512 --> 00:19:50,074 [cell phone rings] 416 00:19:51,697 --> 00:19:53,698 [beep] 417 00:19:54,086 --> 00:19:56,109 Did you get that girl? 418 00:19:56,226 --> 00:19:58,328 [Bob] Yeah, yeah, yeah. [imitates Swedish Chef] 419 00:19:58,570 --> 00:20:00,151 Who the hell is this? 420 00:20:00,251 --> 00:20:01,884 My name isn't important. 421 00:20:02,095 --> 00:20:04,017 What's important is this. 422 00:20:04,095 --> 00:20:05,454 I have your partner, 423 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,444 and if you don't want him to get hurt, 424 00:20:07,614 --> 00:20:09,615 then you need to pay me some money. 425 00:20:12,024 --> 00:20:14,766 [Ingmar] Damn, Axel was in trouble, 426 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,848 real trouble, 427 00:20:16,979 --> 00:20:18,881 and it was all my fault. 428 00:20:19,042 --> 00:20:23,505 This thing with Tex had thrown me way off my game. 429 00:20:23,542 --> 00:20:25,074 Sarah was right. 430 00:20:25,229 --> 00:20:27,471 Dad, come on, you have got to let it go. 431 00:20:28,733 --> 00:20:31,595 I had to let it go. 432 00:20:31,657 --> 00:20:34,299 [Tex] You sure? 433 00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:40,351 Yes, Tex. I'm sure. 434 00:20:42,077 --> 00:20:44,078 Are you really sure? 435 00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:47,921 I have to let you go. 436 00:20:56,443 --> 00:20:57,984 Who the fuck are you talking to? 437 00:20:58,483 --> 00:21:00,484 Did you just say you have to let me go? 438 00:21:01,474 --> 00:21:02,655 - Yeah, I did. - Really. 439 00:21:02,717 --> 00:21:04,627 - But I'll keep the money. - Fuck that! 440 00:21:04,699 --> 00:21:07,380 Hey! The money or your testicles. 441 00:21:14,778 --> 00:21:17,099 Yeah, so how do you want to work this? 442 00:21:18,962 --> 00:21:21,613 - [Bob] You got my cash? - [Ingmar] You got my partner? 443 00:21:21,670 --> 00:21:23,671 As promised. 444 00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:26,731 Get out of here. 445 00:21:27,029 --> 00:21:28,970 [Axel groans] 446 00:21:29,378 --> 00:21:30,813 Aah! 447 00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:32,762 What the hell did you do to him? 448 00:21:33,675 --> 00:21:34,936 Nothing. 449 00:21:35,036 --> 00:21:37,258 Nothing? He's all messed up, man. 450 00:21:37,358 --> 00:21:38,660 He's got blood on his face. 451 00:21:38,754 --> 00:21:41,388 - It's the rat's blood. - Rat 452 00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:45,105 I had to kill the rat with "love knife". 453 00:21:45,199 --> 00:21:47,960 Then you revealed me. 454 00:21:48,077 --> 00:21:50,061 Because you sent mariach bands. 455 00:21:50,147 --> 00:21:52,389 - Did they come? Did you like? - No. 456 00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:53,674 I called, you would not send them anymore. 457 00:21:53,887 --> 00:21:56,245 You can certainly continue forever, but I would like my money. 458 00:21:56,394 --> 00:21:58,245 I'm sure you guys could go on like this forever, 459 00:21:58,362 --> 00:22:00,437 but I'd like my money now. 460 00:22:00,501 --> 00:22:01,851 Sure. 461 00:22:05,632 --> 00:22:07,825 Looks good. Pleasure doing business with you. 462 00:22:07,871 --> 00:22:09,263 - [tases] - [screams] 463 00:22:09,383 --> 00:22:11,804 [groaning] 464 00:22:11,966 --> 00:22:14,568 [van engine starts] 465 00:22:19,526 --> 00:22:22,252 What we do? Are we calling the police? 466 00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:25,729 It would be tricky because I stole that money. 467 00:22:26,588 --> 00:22:28,229 - Stoel the money? - Yeh. 468 00:22:28,736 --> 00:22:31,525 I only gave him half [Laughs] 469 00:22:35,766 --> 00:22:39,515 - Can you help me? - Let's do it in the office. 470 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,022 [Ingmar] I felt bad about not being able 471 00:22:43,122 --> 00:22:45,143 to bring the girl back to her mothers, 472 00:22:45,243 --> 00:22:47,105 and I felt bad about giving 473 00:22:47,205 --> 00:22:50,527 the liquor store owner only half of his money back. 474 00:22:51,132 --> 00:22:53,514 Something is better than nothing, 475 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:56,562 and I considered it my finder's fee. 476 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,842 [singing opera in Italian] 477 00:23:01,199 --> 00:23:02,900 Oh, it's you. 478 00:23:02,929 --> 00:23:04,551 Still advertising the opera? 479 00:23:04,613 --> 00:23:08,716 Not this time, no. He paid me to sing for you 480 00:23:08,808 --> 00:23:10,852 in hopes that it would cheer you up. 481 00:23:10,938 --> 00:23:14,977 - The opera is doing good to the soul. - You promised to stop. 482 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:17,759 I will not stop before you tell me what's going on. 483 00:23:18,057 --> 00:23:21,248 That moment it became crystal clear to me 484 00:23:21,285 --> 00:23:24,067 that if I wanted the kid to stop sending me... 485 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,101 [costume blooping] 486 00:23:25,178 --> 00:23:26,919 ...robot... 487 00:23:26,964 --> 00:23:28,665 mariachis... 488 00:23:28,710 --> 00:23:31,192 and opera singers... 489 00:23:33,438 --> 00:23:35,519 I needed to come clean with him... 490 00:23:38,134 --> 00:23:40,295 tell him my story... 491 00:23:43,872 --> 00:23:45,874 which I regretted... 492 00:23:47,146 --> 00:23:49,148 a lot. 493 00:23:52,951 --> 00:23:57,494 [mother] Do you have any previous experience in kidnapping cases? 494 00:23:57,547 --> 00:23:59,448 You see, this time we can't fail. 495 00:23:59,470 --> 00:24:01,532 - Our daughter... - Daughter... 496 00:24:01,585 --> 00:24:03,526 - ...is in a cult. - Cult. 497 00:24:03,587 --> 00:24:05,048 "El Culto!" 498 00:24:05,109 --> 00:24:07,709 What? They're Estonian, they're not Mexican. 499 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,742 - Well, what do Estonians speak? - I have no idea. 500 00:24:11,748 --> 00:24:16,631 [overemphasizing] What language do you speak? 501 00:24:16,865 --> 00:24:18,867 [speaks Estonian] 502 00:24:19,785 --> 00:24:23,348 Money. Do you speak money? 503 00:24:25,603 --> 00:24:30,571 - Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com 504 00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:45,118 [radio playing in background] 505 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,231 Do you want smoke? 506 00:24:47,495 --> 00:24:48,796 [whirrs] 507 00:24:48,881 --> 00:24:50,317 No, thanks. 508 00:24:50,482 --> 00:24:52,583 I'm trying to quit. 509 00:24:52,633 --> 00:24:57,183 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35798

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