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VERNON: Previously on "Still The King"...
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How 'bout that whole starting fresh idea
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you were talking about?
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Seems like you two got
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a pretty hot and heavy weekend planned.
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Couldn't ask for a
better man to be my side.
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Okay, I don't need a
babysitter. I'm fine.
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- You can trust me.
- You said I could trust you.
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Your mama is gonna be pissed.
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This is it, Deb.
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We get to role with
the top stallions now.
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Hope that doesn't make things
weird between you and Reggie.
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Let's not worry about Reggie tonight.
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It's a special song I wrote
about a special young lady.
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I'm not gonna make you the
biggest star in country music.
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I'm trying to make you the
biggest star in the world.
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?
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Uh, it's getting late.
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I should probably go home.
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Oh, come on.
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You're 21.
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You don't have a curfew.
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Do you?
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Not since I was like 16, which...
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which feels like a lifetime ago.
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BOTH: [laughing]
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Uh, guys, I know I said I'd
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be designated driver tonight,
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but this is getting kinda uncomfortable.
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I mean, I can hear your tongues.
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?
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[gasps]
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Kinda pushing curfew, sweetie.
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Phef! Curfew.
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It's like five 'til.
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Charlotte Ann Cooke, are you drunk?
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No. Are you drunk?
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- [crash]
- Excuse me, lamp.
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[door creaks]
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Ah!
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I guess you're drunk, too.
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And high.
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?
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? Still the king ?
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- [crash]
- Excuse me, lamp.
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She apologized to a lamp, Ronnie.
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Yeah, well, you did
raise a polite young lady.
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Sober people don't do that.
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?
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[whispers] Look, she wants water.
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[gulping]
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Do you want me to talk to her?
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Oh, yeah, from the guy
who's drinking a beer at 10?
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We ran out of orange juice.
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[sighs]
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?
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What?
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I'm afraid our daughter's
a little too much
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like her daddy, that's what.
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How old were you when you
started sneaking drinks?
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Uh, Ruthie ran a tight ship.
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So I was probably about...
eight or nine, I guess.
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One time she caught me
stealing some of her rum,
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so she made me finish the
whole handle for punishment.
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Which is why, to this
day, I can't drink rum
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without a little bit of cola.
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Charlotte came stumbling in last night.
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And I don't know what to do.
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She's anything like me,
that first hangover was just
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about enough to put me off
rum for the rest of my life.
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- But it didn't.
- Uh-huh.
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Maybe that wasn't the best example.
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I think we gotta make this
the worst hangover in history.
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- That's right.
- Yeah?
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Mm, I love the way your mind works, babe.
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Mwah. Count me in.
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Alright, Operation Sober Charlotte.
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I'm gonna need a new beer.
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Check.
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And to find my vuvuzela.
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If you'll excuse me.
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You and Ronnie seem pretty cozy.
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I didn't realize you all back together.
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We're not back together... exactly.
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When you all went away on that trip,
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you all pushed your little beds together
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made one giant sex bed, didn't you?
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Vernon Brown, are you jealous?
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Jealous?
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I don't have a jealous bone in my body.
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As a matter of fact, if
you wanna be with Ronnie,
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I'm happy for you.
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Good. I'm happy that you're happy.
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Pfft.
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Rotate the dish about
four degrees northwest.
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- What?
- This way. This much.
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[electricity buzzing]
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- Anything?
- No. Wait.
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No. Wait. No.
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Come on. Either they're
talking to you or not.
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Maybe we need more aluminum foil.
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- Can I put my arm down?
- Yeah, okay.
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Listen, Dale, I wanna ask
your advice about something.
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Shoot.
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Hypothetically, you were a
guy who liked a girl who just
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recently broken up with another
guy, how long do you think
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that guy should wait before
he asked the girl out?
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Hmm. A Contopee Tribesman
holds a piece of fruit
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underneath his armpit
for one full moon cycle.
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He then presents this piece
of fruit to a potential mate
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to gage her interests.
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Alright, let's assume that
guy's not a Contopee Tribesman.
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Two weeks.
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But keep it cool and casual.
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Groups of friends are good.
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Like a Yeti tracking party?
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No, man, like a movie, concert, games.
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Games are good.
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As long as it's not charades.
I'm terrible at charades.
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Sssh. No, I know, but don't say that.
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So I forgot to ask you earlier.
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I'm having a game night
at my house tonight,
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just like a group of friends.
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Super casual. Keeping it cool.
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Wanna come?
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?
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DEBBIE: Morning, sunshine!
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Or should I say afternoon.
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It's almost 1 o'clock.
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- Ronnie!
- [vuvuzela blows]
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You found the vuvuzela!
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[vuvuzela blows]
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Oh my God, are you feeling okay?
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Yes, I feel fine.
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Get your hands off me.
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Oh, there's just no reason
that you might be feeling
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just a little under
the weather today, huh?
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[sighs]
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Nope. Never better.
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Because you know if you were hungover
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from drinking last night
you'd be grounded, right?
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- [vuvuzela blows]
- DEBBIE: Good.
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Good thing I'm not then.
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Good. 'Cause guess what?
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You're coming to help me at work today.
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[vuvuzela plays]
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Come on, missy!
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?
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What the... what's up with
the dog-tourage out there?
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Oh, that my friend, is
my number-one moneymaker.
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Master Frenchie.
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Last video got over 5.5 million hits.
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And every million hits, he wants
a new rider in his contract.
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You know how hard it is to find
five blond chi-weenie groupies?
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Very particular that one.
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The only thing I ever had in my rider
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was a case of whiskey, a bag of Columbia.
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Two bags if it was a doubleheader.
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[laughing]
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See, that's exactly why I
wanted to talk to you, man.
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You have a reputation
as a bit of a bad boy.
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In a profession made up
of alcoholics, adulterers,
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and degenerates, that means a lot to me.
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I got a brand-new client, and
she's got the opposite problem.
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Now, she's Goody Two-Shoes,
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and she wants to dirty
up her image a bit.
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Well, what makes her
such a Goody Two-Shoes?
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No, no, not a Goody
Two-Shoes, the Goody Two-Shoes.
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From the show.
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Okay, girls, looks like we
got another crime to solve.
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[stock audience laughter]
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BOTH: Ready, shoes?
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Start walking.
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Oh, here we go again.
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_
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Cute.
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Anyway, Regina Harper.
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I'll relaunching her as a country singer.
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And I just need to give her
some of that Nashville cred,
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you know what I'm saying?
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Oh hell no, man.
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I got stuff to do, man.
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Like band practice, writing songs.
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I'm trying to get my
career back on track, man.
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Which really, to be honest, is
which you outta be focusing on.
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I mean, you're sitting
here trying to talk me
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into babysitting some child star?
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Oh, she's not a child anymore.
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?
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If it's that important
to you, I'm happy to help.
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DEBBIE: Whew!
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You used to think it was so much fun.
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Oh, I just love this.
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Oh, stop sign. Sorry.
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- Are you alright?
- Amazing.
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Oh, is he going?
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Is it our turn?
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Is he going to... is it
our... oh, is he going?
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Oh, okay, we're good.
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[tires squeal]
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You'd go, "Go, swervy, Mom."
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Go, swervy. Go swervy, Mom."
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Deb, you think we can pull over?
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?
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Here you go, baby.
Drink some ginger-ale.
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It'll make you feel better.
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Um, could I get one of those?
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Oh, what's the matter?
Are you feeling queasy?
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Nope. Actually, I feel fine.
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[whispers] She's hungover
as hell and won't admit it.
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I'm gonna crack her.
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- KAITLYNN: Is he hungover, too?
- No, he's just carsick.
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He's got a sensitive stomach.
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Hey, sweetie.
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Will you just sort through
these bar rags for me
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and just kinda figure out
which ones smell rancid?
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What's with the rags?
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- I wanna make her puke.
- Oh, yeah, you do.
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I wanna puke just looking at that.
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Oh, howdy, Deb.
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I didn't expect you to be here.
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I work here, Vernon.
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Oh, I didn't know you was working today.
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I hope this won't be too awkward.
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Wouldn't want anybody to get jealous.
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Jealous of what?
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?
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? Oh, yeah ?
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? Oh, yeah, yeah ?
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?
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MEN: [spitting]
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Oh my God, there you are.
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Mwah.
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CHARLOTTE: Is that Goody Two-Shoes?
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Oh my God, I watched your show
like all the time as a kid.
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Do you remember?
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Do you remember the
twins? Lucy and Lily Shoe.
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You got a twin? Whoo-hoo!
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Nope. Both me.
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Regina Harper, by the way.
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Not that anyone ever calls me
anything but Goody Two-Shoes.
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- Right.
- Will you please do the thing?
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- The... the ready, shoes, start...
- I don't say that anymore!
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[laughs]
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So what are you kids up to tonight?
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Oh, dinner, dancing, drinking.
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- More drinking, more dancing.
- Whoo!
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Whatever the night calls for.
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Whatever happens, I am up for it!
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So how 'bout yourself?
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What have you got planned with this one?
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Yeah, well, okay.
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I'll let you have fun with that.
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We got a party to get to.
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Come on, baby, let's light it up.
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Hold up, hang on.
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Oh, and don't forget to
follow me on Instagram.
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We got things to do,
too. We're gonna, um...
259
00:10:16,059 --> 00:10:19,068
- "Spider-Man"?
- "Field of Dreams"?
260
00:10:19,309 --> 00:10:20,310
"Flipper"?
261
00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:21,630
Really?
262
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,987
- You're not doing anything!
- "All Dogs Go To Heaven."
263
00:10:24,012 --> 00:10:25,628
Oh, oh, "A River Runs Through It."
264
00:10:26,101 --> 00:10:27,600
I think we have the same brain.
265
00:10:27,601 --> 00:10:29,182
- Yeah!
- That's five in a row.
266
00:10:29,183 --> 00:10:30,349
He wasn't even running or making a river.
267
00:10:30,350 --> 00:10:33,899
He was just standing there
like a lump twitching his hands.
268
00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:34,960
Get over it, guys.
269
00:10:34,985 --> 00:10:36,813
Obviously Walt and I are just really...
270
00:10:37,434 --> 00:10:38,516
BOTH: ...in sync.
271
00:10:38,517 --> 00:10:40,182
[laughing]
272
00:10:40,183 --> 00:10:41,142
Who's hungry?
273
00:10:41,143 --> 00:10:42,266
I'm gonna get some more cheese.
274
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,465
Dale, take my turn.
275
00:10:45,517 --> 00:10:47,540
[laughs and grunts]
276
00:10:51,311 --> 00:10:52,486
"Mystic Pizza."
277
00:10:52,972 --> 00:10:54,036
Uh...
278
00:10:54,463 --> 00:10:56,394
"Are You There, God...
It's Me, Margaret."
279
00:10:56,840 --> 00:11:00,935
He's saying you should
follow her to the kitchen.
280
00:11:01,547 --> 00:11:04,090
Man, you really suck at charades.
281
00:11:04,804 --> 00:11:05,810
Shut up, Terry.
282
00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:07,672
RONNIE: Oh, sweet Jesus.
283
00:11:07,673 --> 00:11:10,469
Well, it's been a while
since we cleaned this.
284
00:11:11,965 --> 00:11:13,547
Well, it's not gonna scoop itself.
285
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:16,483
Yeah, just get the scoop
down in there, you know?
286
00:11:20,048 --> 00:11:22,131
Oh, sweetie, we'll be
here all day like that.
287
00:11:22,132 --> 00:11:24,372
You gotta get some up in there.
288
00:11:26,466 --> 00:11:28,047
I wish we had a bigger scoop.
289
00:11:28,048 --> 00:11:31,047
You know, maybe just use your
hands... and get... you know,
290
00:11:31,048 --> 00:11:33,089
get all in the corners down in there.
291
00:11:33,090 --> 00:11:35,435
That might be easier for you, baby.
292
00:11:37,048 --> 00:11:38,532
What, you mean like this?
293
00:11:39,174 --> 00:11:40,329
Yeah.
294
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:44,382
?
295
00:11:45,813 --> 00:11:48,131
Looks like there's some
like chunks in there.
296
00:11:48,494 --> 00:11:50,427
I can't believe people get paid for this.
297
00:11:51,049 --> 00:11:55,048
?
298
00:12:06,154 --> 00:12:07,850
? Oh, baby ?
299
00:12:08,549 --> 00:12:09,465
[shutter snaps]
300
00:12:09,466 --> 00:12:11,089
Okay, can you at least pretend
301
00:12:11,090 --> 00:12:13,047
like you're having a good time?
302
00:12:13,286 --> 00:12:15,279
Courtney says we've
gotta sell this thing.
303
00:12:15,492 --> 00:12:16,411
I'm sorry.
304
00:12:16,412 --> 00:12:18,411
I guess I'm just
thinking about something.
305
00:12:18,412 --> 00:12:20,046
I think it's more like someone.
306
00:12:20,992 --> 00:12:22,786
I don't get hung up on women.
307
00:12:22,787 --> 00:12:24,284
Women get hung up on me.
308
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:27,226
?
309
00:12:27,273 --> 00:12:28,377
MAN: Come on, Kevin.
310
00:12:29,286 --> 00:12:32,869
?
311
00:12:32,870 --> 00:12:34,285
So then I got out of jail.
312
00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:36,452
I moved back in with
Debbie and Charlotte.
313
00:12:36,453 --> 00:12:37,569
And everything was great.
314
00:12:37,594 --> 00:12:40,286
Then the other baby daddy
came back from the dead.
315
00:12:40,299 --> 00:12:42,322
And everything kinda
went downhill from there.
316
00:12:42,347 --> 00:12:43,229
Wow.
317
00:12:43,759 --> 00:12:46,252
You gotta put some of this
heartbreak into a love song.
318
00:12:46,252 --> 00:12:48,251
It's a country songwriter's wet dream.
319
00:12:48,658 --> 00:12:52,251
Nah. I've been kicking around
some ideas about Debbie,
320
00:12:52,251 --> 00:12:52,960
writing some things.
321
00:12:52,961 --> 00:12:55,709
But I'm not really a love song
kinda guy, you know what I mean?
322
00:12:55,710 --> 00:12:58,626
I don't even think I believe
in all that love crap.
323
00:12:58,627 --> 00:13:01,627
Come on, Vernon. Don't
be so hard on love.
324
00:13:02,251 --> 00:13:04,292
Hard on love, now that's a smash.
325
00:13:04,293 --> 00:13:05,250
Look at that, chill bumps.
326
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,250
Listen, just put your cards on the table.
327
00:13:07,251 --> 00:13:09,006
Be vulnerable, tell her how you feel.
328
00:13:09,191 --> 00:13:10,441
Any other options?
329
00:13:10,505 --> 00:13:11,587
Come on, Vernon.
330
00:13:12,077 --> 00:13:14,142
If you didn't love her,
you wouldn't be you.
331
00:13:15,251 --> 00:13:17,497
If I didn't love her, I wouldn't be me?
332
00:13:18,002 --> 00:13:19,899
Ha! That's the title!
333
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,001
You're a genius!
334
00:13:21,002 --> 00:13:22,751
Look at that! Double chill bumps!
335
00:13:22,752 --> 00:13:26,053
Now let's make Debbie
want you like it's 1992!
336
00:13:26,078 --> 00:13:27,014
Come on!
337
00:13:29,001 --> 00:13:31,584
?
338
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:33,689
DEBBIE: You're not feeling well?
339
00:13:34,751 --> 00:13:36,031
Just a quick catnap.
340
00:13:36,059 --> 00:13:38,520
Oh, good, because I brought
you a little something to eat.
341
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:43,138
[slopping sounds]
342
00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:45,518
Mmm.
343
00:13:48,872 --> 00:13:50,063
Yum, yum, yum.
344
00:13:52,110 --> 00:13:53,290
[clears throat]
345
00:14:02,582 --> 00:14:03,856
Delicious.
346
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,958
So... clammy.
347
00:14:10,793 --> 00:14:11,832
Oh, she's good.
348
00:14:11,965 --> 00:14:13,420
She's good, I'll give her that.
349
00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:15,111
I gotta up my game.
350
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,703
Can't you just ground
her on suspension alone?
351
00:14:17,704 --> 00:14:20,078
- That's what parents used to do.
- I know.
352
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,620
If you're really, really
hungover, what is the one thing
353
00:14:22,621 --> 00:14:24,009
you wouldn't be able to keep down?
354
00:14:25,582 --> 00:14:27,664
- Booze.
- Booze?
355
00:14:27,688 --> 00:14:29,086
REGINA: [laughing]
356
00:14:29,121 --> 00:14:31,499
VERNON: That water deep, too.
357
00:14:31,524 --> 00:14:33,398
[laughs] Oh, yeah.
358
00:14:33,423 --> 00:14:34,297
Alright, everybody!
359
00:14:34,298 --> 00:14:36,213
Let's get this party started!
360
00:14:36,215 --> 00:14:38,007
Tequila shots, all around!
361
00:14:38,008 --> 00:14:41,710
ALL: [cheering]
362
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:43,882
Let's do this thing!
363
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:44,965
We're going Dutch, right?
364
00:14:44,966 --> 00:14:46,340
You heard her, folks!
365
00:14:46,341 --> 00:14:47,924
Come on up!
366
00:14:48,392 --> 00:14:50,845
You know, when someone
buys a round for the house,
367
00:14:50,870 --> 00:14:54,110
it's bad luck unless everyone drinks.
368
00:14:56,972 --> 00:14:59,794
Come on, that would make me
the worst mom on the planet.
369
00:14:59,794 --> 00:15:00,632
Look at her.
370
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,431
There's no way she'll
actually be able to drink it.
371
00:15:03,925 --> 00:15:05,400
I guess you guys had fun.
372
00:15:05,425 --> 00:15:07,547
Oh, you weren't following us on the Gram?
373
00:15:07,549 --> 00:15:09,407
Oh no, I wasn't.
374
00:15:10,008 --> 00:15:12,298
Awh, that is so cute.
375
00:15:12,753 --> 00:15:14,882
You know, maybe next time,
if you hold the camera higher,
376
00:15:14,883 --> 00:15:16,798
you won't get Vernon's double chin.
377
00:15:16,799 --> 00:15:18,021
What double chin?
378
00:15:18,057 --> 00:15:20,298
Well, let's try for a really good one?
379
00:15:20,299 --> 00:15:21,335
Do you mind?
380
00:15:22,215 --> 00:15:23,757
- No.
- Thank you.
381
00:15:24,183 --> 00:15:27,215
You know, Vernon, can...
your chin's doing the thing.
382
00:15:27,216 --> 00:15:29,465
- Oh, that's cute.
- [shutter snaps]
383
00:15:29,948 --> 00:15:32,881
- No double chin in that one.
- Oooh, that's sexy!
384
00:15:32,883 --> 00:15:35,049
Hashtag Nashville with my boo.
385
00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:37,548
Hashtag hands off, he's mine.
386
00:15:37,549 --> 00:15:38,621
So classy.
387
00:15:38,717 --> 00:15:40,340
If you'll excuse me, I'm
gonna put some tequila in front
388
00:15:40,341 --> 00:15:43,324
of my underage daughter
and hope it makes her puke.
389
00:15:45,598 --> 00:15:48,381
Okay, you two have a
really weird relationship.
390
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:51,403
Uh, did she seem jealous at all to you?
391
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:52,381
I don't know.
392
00:15:52,382 --> 00:15:55,381
- It always worked on Bob.
- Who's Bob?
393
00:15:55,966 --> 00:15:58,298
Okay, I need to hit the
little cowgirl's room.
394
00:15:58,299 --> 00:15:59,965
Don't go anywhere, Verny.
395
00:15:59,966 --> 00:16:01,215
Shots all around at the bar,
396
00:16:01,216 --> 00:16:04,486
and it's bad luck if
everyone didn't drink.
397
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,049
You know it's tradition to smell
398
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,381
a fine tequila before sipping.
399
00:16:10,382 --> 00:16:11,558
[sniffs]
400
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,298
Oh, she is something else, ain't she?
401
00:16:13,299 --> 00:16:15,924
Oh, she is really is
something else, Verny.
402
00:16:15,925 --> 00:16:16,548
Yeah.
403
00:16:16,549 --> 00:16:18,882
Why don't you just admit
you're jealous of that sweet,
404
00:16:18,883 --> 00:16:20,587
young thang hanging all over me?
405
00:16:20,611 --> 00:16:22,882
Why don't you just admit that
you're jealous of the idea
406
00:16:22,883 --> 00:16:24,215
of Ronnie and me together?
407
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:25,965
Ha! I'm not jealous of Ronnie.
408
00:16:25,966 --> 00:16:28,423
- Holy crap, is that Bob?
- Bob?
409
00:16:28,424 --> 00:16:30,007
Oh my God, it's Bob.
410
00:16:30,008 --> 00:16:31,548
Who the hell is Bob?
411
00:16:31,549 --> 00:16:33,387
Hi, I'm Bob.
412
00:16:33,421 --> 00:16:35,337
- [thud]
- CROWD: [gasps]
413
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:39,377
Oh, here we go again.
414
00:16:39,378 --> 00:16:40,920
?
415
00:16:42,014 --> 00:16:42,990
REGINA: Baby.
416
00:16:42,991 --> 00:16:45,948
Oh, there's my naughty little girl.
417
00:16:45,949 --> 00:16:47,593
[moaning]
418
00:16:48,325 --> 00:16:49,781
Didn't he play her dad?
419
00:16:49,886 --> 00:16:51,345
REGINA: Mwah.
420
00:16:51,370 --> 00:16:54,951
Ooh, I saw you getting cozy
on the Gram with this loser,
421
00:16:54,976 --> 00:16:58,669
so I took the first flight
out so I could beat his ass.
422
00:16:58,694 --> 00:17:00,584
That is so sweet.
423
00:17:01,648 --> 00:17:04,037
I know. I'm like a hero, right?
424
00:17:04,752 --> 00:17:06,041
Mission accomplished.
425
00:17:06,042 --> 00:17:07,490
Thanks, Vernon.
426
00:17:07,877 --> 00:17:08,861
You're welcome.
427
00:17:09,418 --> 00:17:10,792
Okay, baby.
428
00:17:11,025 --> 00:17:14,017
I think we got a crime to solve.
429
00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:16,173
Ready, shoes?
430
00:17:16,752 --> 00:17:18,584
Start walking.
431
00:17:18,585 --> 00:17:21,710
BOB AND REGINA: [laughing]
432
00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:27,319
I'm really glad you guys came.
433
00:17:27,961 --> 00:17:31,042
Yeah, it's great to get to
hang out outside of work.
434
00:17:31,678 --> 00:17:34,042
I mean, not work, but you
know, the business of solving
435
00:17:34,073 --> 00:17:35,878
the universe's mysteries.
436
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,917
No, it's cool to spend
regular time with you.
437
00:17:39,918 --> 00:17:41,586
Yeah, it is nice.
438
00:17:42,918 --> 00:17:44,500
Reggie, what are you doing here?
439
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,771
We agreed that we were on a break.
440
00:17:46,772 --> 00:17:48,140
And why are you all muddy?
441
00:17:48,396 --> 00:17:50,043
I needed to see you.
442
00:17:51,064 --> 00:17:53,714
I thought about all the
good times we had and...
443
00:17:54,855 --> 00:17:56,147
I wanted to get you flowers.
444
00:17:56,715 --> 00:17:57,779
But they were closed.
445
00:17:59,352 --> 00:18:02,132
Ended up buying these stupid
balloons off of some dumb clown.
446
00:18:03,396 --> 00:18:04,970
And my car died.
447
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,084
Which is just super sad.
448
00:18:07,918 --> 00:18:10,107
And then I even did the thing
where I fell to my knees,
449
00:18:10,108 --> 00:18:13,477
and I looked up in the
sky, and I yelled, "Why?"
450
00:18:14,068 --> 00:18:17,025
Which is when I fell into a puddle.
451
00:18:17,026 --> 00:18:18,107
[sobbing]
452
00:18:18,108 --> 00:18:19,733
What the hell's he doing here?
453
00:18:19,734 --> 00:18:21,067
I invited him.
454
00:18:21,068 --> 00:18:22,107
It's game night.
455
00:18:22,108 --> 00:18:23,566
God, I miss game night.
456
00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:25,213
You hated game night!
457
00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:27,923
That was back before I
needed to impress you.
458
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,965
This is the new me.
459
00:18:31,818 --> 00:18:33,988
Reggie, baby, let me get you a towel.
460
00:18:35,068 --> 00:18:36,483
I got you these balloons.
461
00:18:36,859 --> 00:18:39,037
They say, "Happy Birthday, Sam."
462
00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:46,025
You tell anybody how
deep my emotions are,
463
00:18:46,026 --> 00:18:48,983
I swear I will kick your ass.
464
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,067
Okay. Looks like you guys
need to work some stuff out.
465
00:18:52,068 --> 00:18:53,761
I'm gonna leave you alone.
466
00:18:54,984 --> 00:18:56,695
Hey, do we have any more ros�?
467
00:18:58,252 --> 00:18:59,317
Okay.
468
00:19:00,544 --> 00:19:01,396
Wow.
469
00:19:01,802 --> 00:19:04,227
Just... wow.
470
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:06,751
Well, you know how
much I like game night.
471
00:19:06,752 --> 00:19:07,709
Mm-hmm.
472
00:19:08,865 --> 00:19:10,426
What you want me to do, Regg?
473
00:19:10,669 --> 00:19:11,744
Just tell me.
474
00:19:12,832 --> 00:19:14,493
Just don't make me choose sides.
475
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:17,929
It's tearing me apart!
476
00:19:19,316 --> 00:19:20,922
Kenny, get over here, you.
477
00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:24,103
Uh!
478
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,794
?
479
00:19:38,491 --> 00:19:40,691
Mm, okay, fine, I was drunk last night.
480
00:19:40,716 --> 00:19:42,482
And today, I'm extremely hungover.
481
00:19:42,507 --> 00:19:45,698
And I even think about drinking
that, I am going to vomit.
482
00:19:45,699 --> 00:19:47,114
- Yes!
- Yeah!
483
00:19:47,115 --> 00:19:48,485
And that's how you do it.
484
00:19:49,082 --> 00:19:50,956
Thanks to your sketchy parenting skills,
485
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,539
I do not foresee myself
drinking anytime soon.
486
00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:57,015
That's all I wanted was you
just to admit it and be honest.
487
00:19:57,243 --> 00:19:59,956
And suffer enough to make
you stay away from booze
488
00:19:59,957 --> 00:20:01,373
for like the next five years.
489
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:05,081
You know, it's pretty ironic
that the hangover itself
490
00:20:05,082 --> 00:20:06,120
was punishment, huh?
491
00:20:06,145 --> 00:20:09,331
[laughs] No, you're so grounded.
492
00:20:09,332 --> 00:20:10,413
Mm, I figured.
493
00:20:10,823 --> 00:20:14,239
Well, can Ronnie drive me home
so I can start being grounded?
494
00:20:14,264 --> 00:20:15,680
No problem.
495
00:20:15,873 --> 00:20:18,156
But we're gonna stick
to the flat roads only.
496
00:20:18,414 --> 00:20:19,550
I love you. Be careful.
497
00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:22,448
Alright. Tootles.
498
00:20:22,925 --> 00:20:25,090
?
499
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:28,850
Boy, that damn Bob was
just a quick little son...
500
00:20:28,876 --> 00:20:30,837
That was a classic sucker punch.
501
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:31,844
Yeah.
502
00:20:32,293 --> 00:20:33,856
Well, well, well.
503
00:20:34,452 --> 00:20:37,048
Look here who is on Instagram.
504
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:39,944
Okay, fine.
505
00:20:39,969 --> 00:20:42,773
I was maybe... maybe
506
00:20:43,464 --> 00:20:45,079
just slightly jealous.
507
00:20:45,937 --> 00:20:48,604
Now you finally admit
you're jealous of Ronnie.
508
00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:50,663
Ha.
509
00:20:51,987 --> 00:20:52,992
Me? Jealous?
510
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,640
I told you, baby, I just
ain't the jealous type.
511
00:20:58,578 --> 00:21:00,025
So...
512
00:21:00,603 --> 00:21:03,360
So... you'd be okay if he
moves back into my bedroom?
513
00:21:03,361 --> 00:21:04,760
Sure. Hell yah.
514
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:05,797
More the merrier, I say.
515
00:21:05,822 --> 00:21:08,402
Get his ass out of the
basement, more room for me.
516
00:21:08,403 --> 00:21:09,485
Um, good.
517
00:21:09,486 --> 00:21:10,620
I'll let him know.
518
00:21:11,445 --> 00:21:12,432
Do that.
519
00:21:12,457 --> 00:21:13,421
Uh-oh.
520
00:21:13,581 --> 00:21:15,722
Damn clams ain't sitting too well.
521
00:21:15,933 --> 00:21:19,141
?
522
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:38,037
[vomiting]
523
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MAN: Dude, you're gonna clean that up.
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- Sorry.
- Cool beans.
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[vomiting]
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[girl giggling]
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