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[crickets chirping]
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I don't need her.
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I don't need nobody.
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Vernon Brown's a damn solo act.
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[gunshot]
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Hey, boy.
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You're trespassing on private property.
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Sorry, Mister.
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I'm just trying to clear my head.
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Uh, I got something
that'll clear your head.
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[gunshot]
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?
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Okay.
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?
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? It's two A.M. ?
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? The fear has gone ?
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? I'm sitting her waitin',
the gun's still warm ?
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? Maybe my connection is
tired of taking chances ?
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?
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? Help I'm steppin' into
the twilight zone ?
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? The place is a madhouse ?
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? Feels like being cloned ?
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? My beacon's been moved ?
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? Under moon and star ?
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? Where am I to go ?
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? Now that I've gone too far ?
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? Help I'm steppin' into
the twilight zone ?
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? The place is a madhouse ?
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? Feels like being cloned ?
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? My beacon's been moved ?
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? Under moon and star ?
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? Where am I to go ?
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? Now that I've gone too far ?
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Debbie. Debbie.
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Debbie. Debbie. Debbie.
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?
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What are you doing?
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Oh, Debbie.
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Oh.
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Look who's decided to join
the land of the living.
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[laughs]
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Come on, squirrels' done.
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Mm-hmm.
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Smells delicious.
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- Thank you, Mister.
- It's my pleasure.
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And like I said last night, call me Leslie.
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Go on and take the first bite.
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Mm.
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- [spits]
- [metal tings]
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- Mind the buckshot.
- [spits]
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I don't mind it. It's worth it.
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Good way to get your iron.
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Hey, I owe you an apology for
however I ended up here.
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Ain't no apologizing necessary.
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Man, we had a hell of a time last night.
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We drank some whiskey, we sang some songs.
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We killed them squirrels.
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We styled each other's hair.
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We went skinny dipping.
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Huh?
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I don't know you, but thanks for coming.
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Congratulations, Ronnie.
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Don't worry, statistically
speaking, you're slightly less
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likely to get abducted by aliens
and probed than get a divorce.
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Thanks for putting it that way.
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Vance. [laughs]
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Ronnie, thanks for making me a groomsmen.
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I know we haven't always gotten
along, but that's just 'cause
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I hate you with every fiber of my being.
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- [laughs]
- Fantastic.
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If it wasn't my wedding, I'd
roundhouse you in the throat.
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But it is, so I'm gonna
smile, shake your hand,
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and say thanks for being here. [laughs]
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Now run along before I change my mind.
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Okay, everyone, we have one chance
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to take these sons of bitches down.
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Man: Go, go, go, go, go!
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Go, go!
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[indistinct police radio chatter]
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I don't know, man, all this
certainly feels like overkill.
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Maybe it is, Jim.
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But you know what?
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I am sick and tired of
being the laughing stock
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of the law enforcement community.
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Just once, I wanna do the cool things
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that the cool guys do in those cool movies.
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Is that so wrong?
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Alright, Gene.
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You set all this up.
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That's what you really want.
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Let's go nail these bastards.
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Strike Team Delta's in position.
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Operation Lasso is underway.
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Okay, I just have to say something...
about Ronnie.
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He's just not the smartest
guy in the world.
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But...
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No but, just had to be said.
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I'm kidding. I'm kidding. [laughs]
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If he makes you happy,
then that makes me happy.
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Oh, that means so much, sweetheart.
Thank you.
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I just don't know if I'll
ever be able to call him dad.
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Yeah, I'd feel weird about that, too.
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?
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It's almost time.
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Are you ready?
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Yeah. [moans]
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Oh my God, oh my God. Are you okay?
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Uh-huh. Oh.
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It's been over 16 years, but
you never forget the feeling.
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That, ladies, was a contraction.
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Okay, uh... I've only seen this on TV.
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Are we supposed to freak out?
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No, no, it's gonna be fine.
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- It can go on for a while.
- Yeah, yeah.
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I was in labor with John
Cougar for two days.
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Little monster came out, he
just bit me on the thigh.
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Alright, let's get this
show on the road, alright?
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One child out of wedlock is plenty.
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- You know what I mean.
- I know what you mean.
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- I love you.
- I love you.
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Good luck.
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[heavy breathing]
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[moaning]
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Even though it's against my nature,
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let me help you get dressed.
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You know, I can't thank you enough
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for being my best man, Coy.
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Well, it's an honor.
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Besides, we're in bed together now, Ronnie.
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To me, that makes us family.
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And family always looks out
each other, right, Coy?
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Absolutely.
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And now I'm looking out for you.
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Mwah.
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Debbie... oooh, you're a luck girl.
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You kept going on and on
about some gal named Debbie.
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Debbie, Debbie.
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You must have done something really bad.
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I told my girl I loved her.
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She slapped my face in
front of the whole world.
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That is humiliating.
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If that happened to me, I'd
probably just go lay down
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on the railroad tracks and call it a day.
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I appreciate the advice.
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["Wedding March" plays]
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Denise, can we speed this up?
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Not until she's finished.
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?
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I'm sorry, honey, we're under
a bit of a time crunch here.
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- You look so pretty though.
- Thanks.
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?
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[moaning]
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Allegro!
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Allegro!
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["Wedding March" plays faster]
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[moaning]
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Excuse me.
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[indistinct chatter]
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?
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Deb?
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?
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Dearly beloved, we are
gathered today to celebrate
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the union of Debbie
Cookie and Ronnie Manley.
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Reverend, this baby really wants out.
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Can we pick up the pace here?
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- Fair enough.
- Thank you.
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[fast] Do you, Ronford Manley,
take Debbie Lynn Cooke
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to be your lawfully wedding
wife to have and to hold from
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this day forward, for better
for worse for richer for...
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- Damn it, he does.
- Yes, for poor.
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Don't forget "or poor."
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[fast] Do you Debbie Lynn
Cooke take Ronford Manley
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- to be your lawfully wedded...
- Uh, sounds good, moving on.
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?
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Reverse cowboy two, at the ready?
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Man: Copy that, cowboy one.
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Ready on your signal.
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Alright, boys, time to
make the freaking donuts.
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Let's go!
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Go, go, go, go, go!
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?
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With the power vested in
me, I now pronounce you...
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- [glass shattering]
- [crowd screaming]
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?
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[indistinct yelling]
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[grunts]
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?
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Is this gonna go on my permanent record?
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Coy Fisher, you are under arrest
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for securities fraud, for
investment advisor fraud,
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and for mail fraud.
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Well, that's preposterous.
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You can go tighter with those.
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Ronnie, what the hell is this?
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Well, he was trying to
get me to take the fall.
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But the joke's on him.
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He's going down, and I'm
not going with him.
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That is in no way correct.
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You are implicated in all of these crimes.
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[indistinct chatter]
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But we had a deal.
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I put cufflinks up my butt.
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We never asked you to do that.
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You ruined those cufflinks.
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The deal was is that we
lessen your sentence.
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There's no scenario in which
you don't go to jail.
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Hey, guys, check it out!
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Another one pissed himself.
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Uh... that's thigh sweat.
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Officer, please...
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I'm sorry, Ma'am, they are going down.
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And they are gonna take their punishment.
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Excuse me, am I the only one
that's aroused right now?
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Kick-ass raid.
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[water dripping]
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Oh [bleep].
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My water broke.
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Okay, come on. Let's go.
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Potty time. Come on, Mom.
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Debbie: Thanks for coming, everyone.
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?
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[moans]
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[sighs] Is there nothing you
can do to get her back?
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[sighs] I'm afraid I'm a damn fool
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for not holding onto her
when I had the chance.
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She was my gal.
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I loved her.
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But I had to run around like a young buck,
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screwing every fawn and forest animal
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that crossed my path.
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Now that's just a hypothetical
analogy, correct?
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[sighs] Yeah.
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Well, she married some corporate jackass.
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The worst.
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First, I was able to contain
myself and hold it in.
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But eventually, the heartache
just shattered me,
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and I did something I can't never undo.
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What'd you do? Kill the son of the bitch?
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No.
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Jesus, is that where mind went first thing?
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Anyway, go ahead.
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Ain't nothing to go on from.
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I sold all my possessions,
I moved out here,
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I never looked back.
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But there is not a single day that goes by
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that I do not regret letting her go.
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Vernon, Debbie's in labor.
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You mean she's having the baby?
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That's what labor means.
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Uh, yes, come on, let's go.
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Well, how'd you find me out here?
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You called me last night,
told me where you were
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in case some guy named Leslie murdered you.
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- Leslie, I gotta...
- Walt: Who are you talking to?
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- The guy.
- What guy?
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Uh... he's gone.
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Anyway, come on.
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Let's go see my son.
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Come on.
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Phew, the squirrel goes right through you.
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Where'd he go?
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Was he real?
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Ohhh!
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[heavy breathing]
265
00:11:20,370 --> 00:11:22,392
Are you going for natural childbirth?
266
00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:24,440
If by natural you mean I
actually want every modern
267
00:11:24,465 --> 00:11:27,067
medicine and chemical innovation
that might be pressing
268
00:11:27,092 --> 00:11:29,649
a watermelon-sized object
through my hoo-ha less painful,
269
00:11:29,674 --> 00:11:30,818
thank God.
270
00:11:30,843 --> 00:11:32,545
The epidural it is.
271
00:11:32,570 --> 00:11:34,371
Debbie, I got a little flower
situation going on here.
272
00:11:34,396 --> 00:11:37,614
I've got some white candidums,
some white... needle.
273
00:11:37,639 --> 00:11:40,034
- [heavy breathing]
- Vernon: Where is he?
274
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:42,810
Is he here? Did I miss it?
275
00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,237
Does it look like you missed it?
276
00:11:44,262 --> 00:11:45,153
[moaning]
277
00:11:45,178 --> 00:11:46,424
What are your plans for the placenta?
278
00:11:46,449 --> 00:11:47,866
I hadn't really thought about it, Walt.
279
00:11:47,891 --> 00:11:49,292
Well, keep me posted.
280
00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:53,185
Look at all us here together to
welcome our new family member
281
00:11:53,210 --> 00:11:54,770
into this world.
282
00:11:54,795 --> 00:11:57,041
I mean, it's exactly like I pictured it.
283
00:11:57,066 --> 00:12:00,133
Minus Kaitlynn, Walt, and Doily.
284
00:12:00,158 --> 00:12:01,724
Really glad you're here, Vernon.
285
00:12:01,749 --> 00:12:03,709
You don't seem all that glad.
286
00:12:03,734 --> 00:12:04,586
No, I am.
287
00:12:04,611 --> 00:12:07,055
I just... I really wish
Ronnie were here, you know?
288
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:09,520
I mean, this is as much about
him as it is about you.
289
00:12:09,545 --> 00:12:11,982
Ohh! Whoo!
290
00:12:12,007 --> 00:12:13,975
Nurse, how much longer to go time?
291
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,616
Uh, still a couple hours probably.
292
00:12:16,641 --> 00:12:19,174
Whoo! Vernon, our baby here yet?
293
00:12:19,199 --> 00:12:21,057
Still don't know if it's
Vernon's, but you definitely
294
00:12:21,082 --> 00:12:23,038
don't have anything to do with it, Doily.
295
00:12:23,063 --> 00:12:24,338
Your baby, our baby.
296
00:12:24,363 --> 00:12:25,724
It takes a village, Debbie.
297
00:12:25,749 --> 00:12:28,118
Oh, Ronnie's missing
this, but Doily's here?
298
00:12:28,143 --> 00:12:29,848
How is this fair?
299
00:12:29,873 --> 00:12:31,391
[heavy breathing]
300
00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:34,087
Guys, can we talk in the
hallway real quick?
301
00:12:34,871 --> 00:12:36,808
I need you to use your
law enforcement juice
302
00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:40,088
- to get Ronnie out of jail.
- [laughs]
303
00:12:40,113 --> 00:12:44,196
Well, securing the release
of a newly arrested felon
304
00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:46,427
is beyond even my powerful influence.
305
00:12:46,452 --> 00:12:49,668
You'd have better luck
just breaking him out.
306
00:12:49,693 --> 00:12:51,836
You think what I'm thinking?
307
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:55,262
I think for the first time
ever, my escape tunnel.
308
00:12:55,304 --> 00:12:57,288
- Your tunnel.
- I can't hear this.
309
00:12:57,313 --> 00:12:59,141
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
310
00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:04,684
[indistinct police radio]
311
00:13:04,709 --> 00:13:06,196
Hello?
312
00:13:06,221 --> 00:13:08,478
Oh, hi.
313
00:13:08,503 --> 00:13:10,879
?
314
00:13:13,738 --> 00:13:19,609
Um, excuse me, sir, my
car is smoking and hot.
315
00:13:19,634 --> 00:13:21,163
Just like its owner.
316
00:13:21,419 --> 00:13:22,670
?
317
00:13:22,695 --> 00:13:24,199
Take a little look...
318
00:13:24,224 --> 00:13:25,958
under the hood.
319
00:13:26,785 --> 00:13:28,014
Thank you.
320
00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:30,174
Yeah, it sounded like a heart pounding.
321
00:13:30,199 --> 00:13:35,290
Just pounding over and
over and just over again.
322
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,973
- [clears throat]
- You know?
323
00:13:36,998 --> 00:13:40,700
?
324
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,944
Looks like he took the bait.
325
00:13:42,969 --> 00:13:45,476
- Come on, let's go.
- I should go get my tools.
326
00:13:45,501 --> 00:13:47,099
No, you can just use your hands.
327
00:13:47,124 --> 00:13:48,925
Where's that dang hole of yours?
328
00:13:48,950 --> 00:13:50,409
I am good with my hands.
329
00:13:50,434 --> 00:13:52,211
Yeah, I can tell.
330
00:13:52,236 --> 00:13:54,160
?
331
00:13:54,185 --> 00:13:56,480
It's gotta be around here somewhere.
332
00:13:56,505 --> 00:13:58,663
Last place I looked...
333
00:13:59,749 --> 00:14:01,828
- Found it.
- If you say so.
334
00:14:01,853 --> 00:14:04,698
- Let's do it.
- Come on.
335
00:14:04,723 --> 00:14:06,870
You're doing good. Still on schedule.
336
00:14:06,895 --> 00:14:09,776
All: Ah!
337
00:14:09,801 --> 00:14:12,140
Oh my God, this is the best
form of birth control!
338
00:14:12,165 --> 00:14:15,036
Ah, I would kill for a shot of tequila.
339
00:14:15,061 --> 00:14:16,215
Oh.
340
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,577
Just say the word.
341
00:14:17,602 --> 00:14:18,795
Oh, ah!
342
00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:22,097
The second that baby is
out, it is all yours.
343
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,551
Sympathy swig.
344
00:14:23,576 --> 00:14:26,607
[motor purring]
345
00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:29,924
?
346
00:14:35,216 --> 00:14:36,425
It looks like you're having a little
347
00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:38,964
- car trouble there, Ma'am.
- Back off! I'm handling this.
348
00:14:38,989 --> 00:14:39,798
Hold on.
349
00:14:39,823 --> 00:14:42,002
I'm actually an ASEA-1
certified mechanic so...
350
00:14:42,027 --> 00:14:43,959
Why are you wearing a tuxedo?
351
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,596
[laughs] I work on fancy cars.
352
00:14:45,621 --> 00:14:48,835
Oh, so you're an ASEA-1 certified mechanic?
353
00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:50,291
Mm-hmm.
354
00:14:50,316 --> 00:14:51,380
Really?
355
00:14:51,405 --> 00:14:53,076
Well, tell me this.
356
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,563
What's that?
357
00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:55,924
Well, that's the...
358
00:14:55,949 --> 00:15:00,030
[grunting]
359
00:15:08,799 --> 00:15:12,340
Oh my God... that was so hot.
360
00:15:12,365 --> 00:15:13,407
Carmen?
361
00:15:13,432 --> 00:15:14,257
Yeah?
362
00:15:14,282 --> 00:15:17,253
_
363
00:15:17,285 --> 00:15:19,928
_
364
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:23,700
_
365
00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:27,085
_
366
00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:29,110
_
367
00:15:29,135 --> 00:15:32,796
_
368
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:38,883
?
369
00:15:50,664 --> 00:15:52,340
What the hell...
370
00:15:52,365 --> 00:15:54,398
Hey, we come in peace.
371
00:15:54,423 --> 00:15:55,964
What you doing in here?
372
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:59,448
Walt, you coming to break me out?
373
00:15:59,473 --> 00:16:01,409
Actually, we're looking for
a new fish named Ronnie.
374
00:16:01,434 --> 00:16:03,648
- You know him?
- You want Ronnie?
375
00:16:03,673 --> 00:16:06,044
Yo, Ronnie.
376
00:16:08,226 --> 00:16:10,613
Oh, Hank, what can I do you for?
377
00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:13,478
Oh, geesh, Vernon, what
are you in for this time?
378
00:16:13,503 --> 00:16:14,295
I'm here for you.
379
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:15,989
Whoa, like I told that Aryan leader,
380
00:16:16,014 --> 00:16:17,544
Ronnie is nobody's bitch.
381
00:16:17,569 --> 00:16:20,211
Listen, Deb's about to have the baby.
382
00:16:20,236 --> 00:16:21,625
Gonna be here any minute.
383
00:16:21,650 --> 00:16:23,091
She wants you there.
384
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,282
I want what's best for her. Come on.
385
00:16:25,307 --> 00:16:26,843
Deb's having my baby?
386
00:16:26,868 --> 00:16:29,618
What took you all so long? Let's crawl!
387
00:16:29,643 --> 00:16:31,884
?
388
00:16:32,245 --> 00:16:33,766
Great.
389
00:16:33,791 --> 00:16:36,171
Getaway car won't get away.
390
00:16:39,203 --> 00:16:40,753
[engine turns over]
391
00:16:41,405 --> 00:16:43,142
I'm trying.
392
00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:44,869
Let's make a run for it.
393
00:16:45,002 --> 00:16:46,737
Run 15 miles to town?
394
00:16:46,762 --> 00:16:48,792
Debbie'll have a third kid by then.
395
00:16:48,817 --> 00:16:49,966
Another kid?
396
00:16:49,991 --> 00:16:51,526
Going my way, boys?
397
00:16:51,551 --> 00:16:52,957
Doily!
398
00:16:52,982 --> 00:16:55,017
I thought you said you
couldn't be a part of this?
399
00:16:55,042 --> 00:16:56,682
I'm not a part of anything.
400
00:16:56,707 --> 00:16:58,925
I'm just a lonely driver
looking for the company
401
00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:00,506
of some kindly hitchhikers.
402
00:17:00,531 --> 00:17:02,912
I'm kindly ready to get
the hell out of here.
403
00:17:02,937 --> 00:17:03,714
Come on!
404
00:17:03,739 --> 00:17:05,088
Let's do this, dude!
405
00:17:05,113 --> 00:17:06,160
?
406
00:17:06,185 --> 00:17:08,013
? Set up camp in the center of town ?
407
00:17:08,038 --> 00:17:09,821
? I can't go home ?
408
00:17:10,539 --> 00:17:13,005
[screaming]
409
00:17:13,030 --> 00:17:16,358
?
410
00:17:26,256 --> 00:17:28,483
? Death is my former employee ?
411
00:17:28,508 --> 00:17:30,996
? Death, is my own my Tom Sawyer ?
412
00:17:31,021 --> 00:17:33,290
? Death, he's coming to destroy her ?
413
00:17:33,378 --> 00:17:36,377
? I never wanna die, and I ?
414
00:17:36,402 --> 00:17:37,823
Dad, Dad, Ronnie, she's in there!
415
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,980
Go, go, go, go, go.
416
00:17:40,005 --> 00:17:42,355
Nurse: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
417
00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:44,300
Only the father's allowed during the birth.
418
00:17:44,325 --> 00:17:45,768
Both: That's me.
419
00:17:45,793 --> 00:17:48,065
Deb, did we make it?
420
00:17:48,090 --> 00:17:49,353
Ronnie?
421
00:17:49,378 --> 00:17:50,685
How are you here?
422
00:17:50,710 --> 00:17:52,579
Well, it turns out
Vernon's not a total jerk.
423
00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:53,877
Busted me out of jail.
424
00:17:53,902 --> 00:17:55,444
Jail? Wait, what?
425
00:17:55,469 --> 00:17:56,962
It's just a saying.
426
00:17:56,987 --> 00:17:58,789
Stay focused on the task at hand.
427
00:17:58,814 --> 00:18:01,283
Debbie: [moaning] You two are such idiots.
428
00:18:01,308 --> 00:18:03,432
Oh, but I'm glad you idiots are here.
429
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,925
[screams]
430
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:07,474
- Here he comes.
- Vernon: Here he comes.
431
00:18:07,499 --> 00:18:10,763
- Ronnie: Push, Deb.
- Vernon: Come on, Deb, push.
432
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:16,895
[sighs] You think anything's happened yet?
433
00:18:17,003 --> 00:18:19,659
No, I think they'll tell us when.
434
00:18:19,859 --> 00:18:21,261
[sighs]
435
00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:22,601
How 'bout now?
436
00:18:22,626 --> 00:18:23,887
Are you all family?
437
00:18:23,912 --> 00:18:24,701
All: Yes!
438
00:18:24,726 --> 00:18:25,628
Let's go.
439
00:18:25,653 --> 00:18:28,532
All: [cheering]
440
00:18:28,730 --> 00:18:31,435
Kaitlynn: I get my hands on this baby!
441
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:34,719
?
442
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,825
He's beautiful.
443
00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:44,384
Just like his mama.
444
00:18:44,634 --> 00:18:46,062
?
445
00:18:46,087 --> 00:18:47,846
I made this for him.
446
00:18:47,871 --> 00:18:50,766
Walt, you shouldn't have.
447
00:18:50,791 --> 00:18:52,509
?
448
00:18:52,534 --> 00:18:54,873
Protect him from electromagnetic waves.
449
00:18:54,898 --> 00:18:56,820
And it says UTI.
450
00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,535
Thank you.
451
00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,761
Let's save that.
452
00:18:59,786 --> 00:19:02,289
Oh, what do you wanna name him?
453
00:19:02,314 --> 00:19:04,758
- Vernon Junior.
- Ronnie Junior.
454
00:19:04,783 --> 00:19:07,097
It's Daniel, after my father.
455
00:19:07,122 --> 00:19:08,888
?
456
00:19:08,913 --> 00:19:11,230
Both: Daniel.
457
00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:15,154
Uh, no rush, but if you want
that paternity test now,
458
00:19:15,179 --> 00:19:17,448
I can have the results today.
459
00:19:17,473 --> 00:19:21,728
[machine beeping]
460
00:19:22,242 --> 00:19:23,449
What do you think?
461
00:19:23,474 --> 00:19:25,743
[baby cooing]
462
00:19:29,954 --> 00:19:31,656
Look at that.
463
00:19:31,681 --> 00:19:34,446
Miracle of childbirth.
464
00:19:34,471 --> 00:19:37,216
Truly is miraculous.
465
00:19:37,645 --> 00:19:40,815
That's what miracle means, dumbass.
466
00:19:41,585 --> 00:19:42,999
You know, I've been doing some thinking.
467
00:19:43,024 --> 00:19:45,416
Oh, don't hurt yourself.
468
00:19:45,441 --> 00:19:47,376
That baby might be mine.
469
00:19:47,401 --> 00:19:49,327
It might be yours.
470
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:53,615
But regardless, Charlotte's my daughter.
471
00:19:53,966 --> 00:19:58,510
So... even though I'm gonna
be moving out of the house,
472
00:19:58,535 --> 00:20:01,718
half if not more of that family is mine.
473
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,711
So I ain't going anywhere.
474
00:20:04,153 --> 00:20:06,589
Mm. Yeah?
475
00:20:06,767 --> 00:20:08,925
Well, there's a flip side
of that coin, amigo.
476
00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:10,955
Sure, the baby might be yours.
477
00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:13,716
But I'm marrying Deb, and
I'm gonna be her husband.
478
00:20:13,741 --> 00:20:15,923
So I ain't going anywhere neither.
479
00:20:17,073 --> 00:20:19,067
In any case, thanks.
480
00:20:19,407 --> 00:20:23,258
Congratulations on being a
possible dad, you has-been.
481
00:20:23,671 --> 00:20:26,140
Back at you, [bleep].
482
00:20:28,113 --> 00:20:30,703
I imagine you folks wanna
take a look at this.
483
00:20:30,728 --> 00:20:33,539
It's the results to the paternity test.
484
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:39,519
No whammies, no whammies, no whammies.
485
00:20:45,434 --> 00:20:47,637
Good news is it's one of you.
486
00:20:47,662 --> 00:20:50,219
Come on, Deb, you're toying with us.
487
00:20:50,244 --> 00:20:52,154
Debbie: Alright.
488
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,714
It's you.
489
00:20:55,739 --> 00:21:00,246
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