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Walt: Last time on "Still The King"...
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You ever get caught pretending
to be someone you're not?
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- Ronnie?
- Ronnie?
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I'm Vernon Brown, and I
always get center stage.
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You are a handsome and powerful man.
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We thought you blew up.
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Yeah, I get that a lot.
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We're not Hibachi guys.
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We work for the SEC.
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- Jim: We're after your boss.
- What?
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Are you upset because Ronnie
proposed to your mama tonight?
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What?
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Did I do something wrong, boss?
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I am the king.
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Oh, it's kinda like that boobs
and dragon show on HBO.
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It's exactly like that, Ronnie.
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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? Just like most love
stories in the world ?
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?
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? It all started with a boy meets girl ?
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? He was country's bad
boy, he was on her list ?
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? But a one-night stand
turned into a tryst ?
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? And two became three, suddenly ?
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? This ragtag crew became a family ?
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? He knocked her up, not once but twice ?
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? A cheap but effective plot device ?
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? It's plot device ?
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? Her head keeps calling it just a fling ?
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? But her heart keeps saying ?
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? Heart keeps saying ?
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? He's still the king ?
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[clapping]
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[gasps]
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?
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? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ?
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?
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- Hey, baby, I thought...
- Charlotte, have you seen my...
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?
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What are you guys doing?
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Nothing.
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- I was just getting some OJ.
- pastry strudel.
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Excuse me, I'm just gonna...
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My bad, I actually better
get moving anyway.
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I got a meeting in a couple
of hours with Courtney.
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Wait.
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I'll just head on out.
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Have a good day.
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What?
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Morning, ladies.
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Why are you dressed for work?
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Bad news, babe, Papa Bear's
gotta go into the old office.
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Okay, Papa Bear cannot become a thing.
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Ronnie, our rehearsal dinner's tonight.
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I know. But trust me, there's
big things going down
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at the office, and I need to be there.
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I'm doing it for us. I promise
to be at Betty's by 6.
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And I vow to never leave your
side for the rest of our lives,
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even when you're in the bathroom.
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Okay, maybe I should proof
your vows before tomorrow.
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Whatever.
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Papa Bear, out.
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?
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Can't wait for Papa Bear to hibernate.
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I'll sleep when I'm dead.
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?
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Jim, put that away. We've got company.
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I can see that, Gene. I've got eyes.
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Alright, what do you want?
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Turns out, Coy is an amoral,
hedonistic, omnisexual
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gentleman of leisure.
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Those are his words.
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It's how he introduces himself to people.
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Plus, he framed me.
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Trident Marina is in my name,
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and it's neither trident nor marina.
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You had your chance.
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You're just as guilty as Coy.
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You're going down with the ship.
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What? No. I'll do anything.
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Seriously, anything.
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Okay.
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First, you're gonna have
to wear these cufflinks.
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Cufflinks?
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Leftie is the camera,
righty is a microphone.
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Oh. Hey, Born. James Born.
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Look, Coy needs to admit on
record that he framed you
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by tomorrow, or you're
taking the fall alone.
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Ooh, bit of a problemo, Haus.
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I custom-tailor my shirts.
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Uh, sleeves can't contain me.
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No. No way.
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It's not gonna happen.
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You remember what happened last time?
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He's your size.
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?
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So you just went from the
center of the vase outward
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and just ground it with
the bigger flowers, okay?
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Oh.
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Very novice approach, Debbie.
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The greenery, or filler as
you so cutely refer to it,
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is actually the secret to
any balanced arrangement.
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- Wow. Those are phenomenal.
- Yep.
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My ex-wife Cynthia said my
crafty side was emasculating.
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But I know that's not true.
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That makes sense.
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Okay, here are the rest of the place cards.
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But are the seating
assignments really necessary?
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Yes. So I don't get stuck
next to some lurky uncle
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who keeps complimenting my earlobes.
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I will quarantine Uncle
Fred at the end of the end.
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Kaitlynn, I will put you next
to Ronnie's cousin, Tanner.
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Confident with a great smile.
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Just don't get him started on ATVs.
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Mm, mommy likes.
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He's allowed exclusive earlobe access.
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Ladies, have you seen the baby's breath?
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Sorry, Doily.
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Charlotte, I'm gonna put you on my left,
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across from Grandmother.
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And then Vernon and I will sit here.
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Uh, you mean Ronnie.
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Yeah, that's what I said.
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Ronnie and I will sit here.
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Babe, you said Vernon.
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That's crazy.
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Why would I say Vernon?
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That's rhetorical, right?
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Ronnie, Vernon, okay, they both
have "ons" in their names,
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and it gets confusing.
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Really?
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That's the defense you're gonna go with?
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Mm-hmm, yeah, it is.
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Exactly what I'm gonna go with, yep.
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Uh, hey.
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We're out of baby's breath, okay?
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It's over! Call it off!
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We're out of baby's breath!
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It's no more! Anything no!
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Ah, God, thank God!
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That was close!
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That was close.
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Vernon, you are my favorite
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soon-to-be back-on-top superstar.
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I mean, you're the franchise, baby.
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Man, if I was soon-to-be back-on-top,
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when's my new single coming out?
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Oh, tonight.
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Tonight?
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How's it coming out tonight?
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It ain't even mixed yet.
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Mixed.
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It's been remixed.
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Woman: Alright, rehearsal's up,
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let's take it from the top.
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? If you heard me coming to my right ?
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? I'd be forever wondering why ?
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? I never found my destiny ?
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? [unintelligible] ?
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?
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? I wouldn't be me ?
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?
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? I wouldn't be me ?
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?
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? I wouldn't be me ?
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?
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? I wouldn't be me ?
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?
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? I wouldn't be me ?
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? Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me ?
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?
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? I wouldn't be me ?
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Courtney: [cheering]
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The work of genius!
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Woman: That sounds great,
everyone, let's take five.
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It's crap.
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I am gonna totally nail Artist of the Year!
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Ohhh! [laughs]
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Con artist of the Year.
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Hell, you stole my song.
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Mm. Last I remember, we
practically wrote it together.
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You blurted out a couple words.
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I wrote the song for Debbie.
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Well, I'm releasing it as
Regina's first single tonight,
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immediately following her live performance
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on my streaming service.
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That's not gonna work for me, Haus.
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That song's about me singing it to Debbie.
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Okay, that's why you're
getting songwriting credit.
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That means nothing to me if I
ain't singing it for Debbie.
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Vern, this is a big payday for you.
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The song is a hit.
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It used to be a hit.
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You turned it into a freaking freak show.
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Okay, okay, look, it's a moot point.
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You signed away
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all your licensing rights to me months ago.
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Like hell I did.
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You didn't have your lawyer
look over the paperwork?
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Yeah, the lawyer that you recommended.
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Oh, right.
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See this?
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This proves that I own the song,
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and I can do with it as I please.
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That's bull!
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- [screaming]
- No! My CDs!
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Security! Security!
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Could you please escort Mr. Vernon Brown
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off the premises and make
sure he doesn't come back.
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This ain't over, Courtney!
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I made as much money off of you as I can,
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so, yes, it is. It's pretty much over.
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?
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[screams]
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Now it's over!
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I got it!
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?
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?
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[coughing]
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Ronnie.
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Come join us in the sauna.
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It's delightful.
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- Isn't that right, Vance?
- Yeah.
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Like ten hours into our hot
box detox, I feel great.
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Let's go, two more hours.
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?
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Well, the cufflinks are out.
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Damn.
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Coy's good.
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?
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Maybe we can... what's he doing?
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No.
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He wouldn't shove that up...
oh, God, yes, he would.
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I understand the microphone.
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But why would he put the camera up there?
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Both: [grimaces]
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?
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Oh hey, guys.
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Oh, Ronnie.
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Time for a pat down.
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I'm just joking.
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Who put a light on that thing?
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You wanted lights on all the tech.
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You know, I was a fool to get
tangled up with those agents.
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But I want you to know, this
stallion is no one-trick pony.
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Well, now that's good to know.
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Because we were dreading having to shoot
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our prized pony on the track.
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Speak for yourself.
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So, tell me, what is the
dirt on that marina?
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Go on.
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Coy: Ronnie, we'll get into that later.
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First, it's time for us to celebrate
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your impending nuptials
with the other ponies.
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Okay.
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- [yelps]
- Coy: Giddity-up.
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How is he operating the zoom?
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It really is a tight angle.
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I can't believe this.
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I wrote the song for Debbie,
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now it looks like I'm losing both of 'em.
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We could always crash her
performance tonight?
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Security's got my mug
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all over their kick his
ass if you see 'im list.
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What if they don't see your ass?
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You don't physically have to be there.
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These streaming sites are
usually pretty low stakes.
267
00:10:10,553 --> 00:10:12,343
Makeup tutorials, cute animals,
268
00:10:12,368 --> 00:10:14,062
babies laughing, blah, blah, blah.
269
00:10:14,087 --> 00:10:16,189
But low stakes means low security.
270
00:10:16,214 --> 00:10:18,807
If I can access one of
their accounts, I can get
271
00:10:18,832 --> 00:10:22,378
into their streaming
services and their videos.
272
00:10:22,629 --> 00:10:24,955
Oh, it's pass protected.
273
00:10:25,431 --> 00:10:28,390
Uh, statistically, people
use their date of birth
274
00:10:28,415 --> 00:10:30,601
and their pet's name for their password,
275
00:10:30,626 --> 00:10:34,293
but the odds of guessing that
combination are astronomical.
276
00:10:34,318 --> 00:10:35,806
Try "password."
277
00:10:35,831 --> 00:10:36,872
Yeah, right.
278
00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:37,936
[computer dings]
279
00:10:37,961 --> 00:10:39,086
Ah, it worked.
280
00:10:39,111 --> 00:10:40,206
We're in.
281
00:10:40,231 --> 00:10:42,397
- Walt: Password?
- Nice.
282
00:10:42,422 --> 00:10:44,421
Now when Regina starts her show tonight,
283
00:10:44,446 --> 00:10:46,110
we can turn it into whatever we want.
284
00:10:46,135 --> 00:10:48,386
Can we finally tell the world
we're living in a simulation?
285
00:10:48,411 --> 00:10:51,321
After Vernon does his version
of the song, absolutely.
286
00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:52,364
First things first.
287
00:10:52,389 --> 00:10:54,861
Hot damn, you guys are brilliant.
288
00:10:54,886 --> 00:10:56,894
I mean, hell's bells, let's call the band,
289
00:10:56,919 --> 00:10:58,124
get 'em over here right now.
290
00:10:58,149 --> 00:11:01,239
Let's perform the song for the
whole world to see and hear.
291
00:11:01,264 --> 00:11:02,465
Okay, it's not the whole world.
292
00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:03,640
You have to take those expectations down
293
00:11:03,665 --> 00:11:04,686
just like a little bit.
294
00:11:04,711 --> 00:11:06,869
It's gonna be like 500,000 to a million.
295
00:11:06,894 --> 00:11:09,009
- Hell, that's enough.
- That's a lot of people.
296
00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:09,953
Let's do it.
297
00:11:09,978 --> 00:11:11,697
Get ahold of Mo.
298
00:11:11,722 --> 00:11:14,082
?
299
00:11:14,568 --> 00:11:18,392
I can't wait for Ronnie to see
how great this all looks.
300
00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:20,726
Do you know Ronnie loves sunflowers?
301
00:11:20,751 --> 00:11:23,589
Ronnie, is gonna think
this is all fantastic.
302
00:11:23,614 --> 00:11:26,613
Say his name all you want, but
that doesn't change the fact
303
00:11:26,638 --> 00:11:29,025
that you have feelings for Vernon.
304
00:11:29,050 --> 00:11:31,000
Okay, fine, we had a moment.
305
00:11:31,025 --> 00:11:32,857
[gasps]
306
00:11:32,882 --> 00:11:34,206
Define moment.
307
00:11:34,231 --> 00:11:36,840
Alright, I was trying on my wedding dress,
308
00:11:36,865 --> 00:11:38,490
and he told me I looked beautiful.
309
00:11:38,515 --> 00:11:41,746
And when I turned around... he kissed me.
310
00:11:41,771 --> 00:11:43,472
- [gasps]
- Oh my God, Mom!
311
00:11:43,497 --> 00:11:46,001
Oh, that is definitely a moment.
312
00:11:46,026 --> 00:11:48,107
I didn't kiss him back.
313
00:11:48,132 --> 00:11:49,257
If you have feelings for Dad,
314
00:11:49,282 --> 00:11:51,596
how can you just go on ignore them?
315
00:11:51,621 --> 00:11:52,922
I know.
316
00:11:52,947 --> 00:11:55,756
Babe, it's just complicated.
317
00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:58,673
I mean, sometimes when
you're an adult, you just...
318
00:11:58,698 --> 00:12:01,698
you have to make choices
that aren't black and white.
319
00:12:01,723 --> 00:12:04,669
And that's why adults are allowed to drink.
320
00:12:04,694 --> 00:12:07,648
Honey, me marrying Ronnie,
321
00:12:07,781 --> 00:12:10,661
it doesn't mean that Vernon
can't be in your life.
322
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:13,122
Just not mine.
323
00:12:13,369 --> 00:12:16,432
Damn it, this baby is playing
hackesack with my bladder.
324
00:12:16,457 --> 00:12:18,970
I gotta pee again.
325
00:12:21,068 --> 00:12:22,502
I have to tell my dad.
326
00:12:22,527 --> 00:12:24,463
I have to tell my dad how she
feels, he has feelings for her.
327
00:12:24,488 --> 00:12:26,511
- What am I supposed to do?
- Don't get involved.
328
00:12:26,536 --> 00:12:29,195
Don't get involved... alright, fine!
329
00:12:29,789 --> 00:12:33,427
I'm not telling you what
to do, but I'm also not
330
00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:36,843
not gonna tell you to go tell Vernon.
331
00:12:36,868 --> 00:12:39,810
Just to be clear, you are
saying that I should...
332
00:12:39,835 --> 00:12:41,771
Tell Vernon what the hell is going on.
333
00:12:41,796 --> 00:12:42,973
I will cover for you here.
334
00:12:42,998 --> 00:12:44,092
Okay. Okay, right.
335
00:12:44,117 --> 00:12:45,931
Same... same page.
336
00:12:46,523 --> 00:12:48,922
All: [laughing]
337
00:12:48,947 --> 00:12:51,401
What do you think? It's your turn.
338
00:12:51,426 --> 00:12:52,648
Yee-haw!
339
00:12:52,673 --> 00:12:55,404
?
340
00:12:55,429 --> 00:12:57,699
Coy: Get out the branding iron.
341
00:12:57,724 --> 00:12:59,767
Can you imagine?
342
00:12:59,792 --> 00:13:01,268
All: [laughing]
343
00:13:01,293 --> 00:13:02,553
Hey, Coy.
344
00:13:02,578 --> 00:13:03,628
Oh, Ronnie.
345
00:13:03,653 --> 00:13:05,527
I got some ideas on Trident Marina
346
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,324
I was gonna boomerang off of ya.
347
00:13:07,349 --> 00:13:08,427
Mm-hmm.
348
00:13:08,452 --> 00:13:10,284
How 'bout some shop talk?
349
00:13:10,309 --> 00:13:11,844
Now's not the time for business.
350
00:13:11,869 --> 00:13:15,547
The only thing I like mixing
with pleasure is pleasure.
351
00:13:15,572 --> 00:13:19,434
?
352
00:13:21,478 --> 00:13:23,241
Hey, bud.
353
00:13:23,266 --> 00:13:24,635
[laughs]
354
00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:26,517
Oh, yeah. [laughs]
355
00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:29,833
What's the most illegal thing
you've done in this office?
356
00:13:29,867 --> 00:13:32,535
Man: I used Coy's Hula password.
357
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,385
All: [laughing]
358
00:13:34,410 --> 00:13:35,287
Hey!
359
00:13:35,312 --> 00:13:37,516
Who's done anything crazy recently?
360
00:13:37,541 --> 00:13:40,358
[laughs] Speak up, speak up!
361
00:13:40,383 --> 00:13:41,907
Enunciate. Enunciate.
362
00:13:41,932 --> 00:13:44,569
Hey, what's Coy been up to recently?
363
00:13:45,046 --> 00:13:46,463
I'm gonna shred you
364
00:13:46,488 --> 00:13:48,737
like we shredded those
files last week, right?
365
00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:51,141
Only thing getting shredded,
pony boy, is you.
366
00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:53,650
[laughs] Hey, Bern, how you're doing?
367
00:13:53,675 --> 00:13:55,603
What are you thoughts on Trident Marina?
368
00:13:55,628 --> 00:13:57,273
It's fit for Poseidon himself.
369
00:13:57,298 --> 00:13:58,798
Both: [laughing]
370
00:13:58,823 --> 00:13:59,728
[choking]
371
00:13:59,753 --> 00:14:01,822
You ever think about growing a mustache?
372
00:14:01,847 --> 00:14:04,670
You should. The babes love it.
373
00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:08,562
[phone ringing]
374
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,997
_
375
00:14:18,519 --> 00:14:20,265
- Uh, Coy.
- Yeah?
376
00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:22,496
- Can I have a word?
- Sure, Ronnie.
377
00:14:22,521 --> 00:14:24,327
You know, you're like a father to me.
378
00:14:24,352 --> 00:14:27,694
Oh, interesting role play choice.
379
00:14:27,719 --> 00:14:29,671
Okay, go on.
380
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:32,151
Uh. Mmm.
381
00:14:32,176 --> 00:14:33,955
- Coy Fisher...
- Mm-hmm.
382
00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:36,522
would you do me the honor
of being my best man?
383
00:14:36,547 --> 00:14:38,402
Who's utmost duty is to come with me
384
00:14:38,427 --> 00:14:40,217
to my rehearsal dinner right now?
385
00:14:40,242 --> 00:14:43,386
I mean, I get to be in the wedding party?
386
00:14:43,598 --> 00:14:44,742
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
387
00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:48,607
Well, then yes! A thousand times yes!
388
00:14:48,632 --> 00:14:53,416
[applause]
389
00:14:54,315 --> 00:14:57,607
[guitar tuning]
390
00:14:59,048 --> 00:15:02,107
Val, don't you just love the
romance of twinkly lights?
391
00:15:02,132 --> 00:15:03,465
No.
392
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:06,428
Remember, just start on Mo's kick drum,
393
00:15:06,453 --> 00:15:08,746
then pan up me, then pretty much
394
00:15:08,771 --> 00:15:11,131
just hold there until the end of the song.
395
00:15:11,156 --> 00:15:13,004
Dad!
396
00:15:13,029 --> 00:15:14,569
I need to talk to you.
397
00:15:14,594 --> 00:15:16,052
Honey, could this wait?
398
00:15:16,077 --> 00:15:17,615
I don't think so.
399
00:15:18,012 --> 00:15:19,963
Mom has feelings for you.
400
00:15:19,988 --> 00:15:22,595
God, I wish that was true,
baby, but I took my shot.
401
00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:23,537
It was a mistake.
402
00:15:23,562 --> 00:15:24,712
No, I don't think so.
403
00:15:24,737 --> 00:15:26,542
She literally can't stop
thinking about you.
404
00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:28,380
You need to go and talk to her.
405
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:31,553
We're about T-minus 15 minutes
until Regina's performance.
406
00:15:31,578 --> 00:15:32,690
What do you wanna do?
407
00:15:32,746 --> 00:15:35,586
Leia, can we take this rodeo on the road?
408
00:15:35,611 --> 00:15:37,234
I can take over the stream from anywhere.
409
00:15:37,259 --> 00:15:39,849
Just give me a minute to get my stuff.
410
00:15:40,186 --> 00:15:42,368
- Ready.
- Let's go.
411
00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:45,682
What about us?
412
00:15:45,707 --> 00:15:48,683
I'm so glad we all rushed
over here for nothing.
413
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:50,181
It's exciting though.
414
00:15:50,206 --> 00:15:52,364
It's like we're all sidekicks
in someone else's story.
415
00:15:52,389 --> 00:15:53,922
?
416
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:55,318
Get it off!
417
00:15:55,343 --> 00:15:59,981
Finally as a happily married man,
418
00:16:00,006 --> 00:16:04,463
my best advice to you would
be to stay open to everyone
419
00:16:04,488 --> 00:16:07,124
who presents themselves along the way.
420
00:16:07,149 --> 00:16:10,422
To my dominant stallion and his mare.
421
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:11,609
Yeehaw!
422
00:16:11,634 --> 00:16:14,135
All: Yeehaw.
423
00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:18,440
Ah, do you trust this woman, Ronnie?
424
00:16:18,465 --> 00:16:20,609
With all my heart.
425
00:16:20,634 --> 00:16:22,650
With all of our secrets?
426
00:16:22,892 --> 00:16:26,424
What secrets exactly do you mean?
427
00:16:26,857 --> 00:16:29,689
Well, you know, that little
legal bait and switch
428
00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:32,164
that we've been running through the sham
429
00:16:32,189 --> 00:16:36,240
of Trident Marina that I put your name on.
430
00:16:36,265 --> 00:16:38,253
Yes, yes.
431
00:16:38,278 --> 00:16:40,147
[laughs] Yes.
432
00:16:40,431 --> 00:16:41,733
Nature calls.
433
00:16:41,758 --> 00:16:42,709
I'll be back, babe.
434
00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:44,418
Okay.
435
00:16:45,159 --> 00:16:47,158
[chuckles]
436
00:16:49,081 --> 00:16:53,727
Has Ronnie hipped you to the
concept of [unintelligible]?
437
00:16:54,368 --> 00:16:56,296
Vernon: Excuse me.
438
00:16:57,051 --> 00:16:59,534
If could have a moment of y'alls time.
439
00:16:59,559 --> 00:17:01,261
I'm Vernon Brown.
440
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:04,280
Um... I wanna play this song
441
00:17:04,305 --> 00:17:07,884
for a very special lady
in the audience tonight.
442
00:17:07,909 --> 00:17:11,631
I need to play it for her
now before it's too late.
443
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,047
?
444
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:17,397
I wanna play this song
for a very special lady
445
00:17:17,422 --> 00:17:19,263
in the audience tonight.
446
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,121
[indistinct chatter]
447
00:17:21,146 --> 00:17:23,358
Alright, are you all ready to rock?
448
00:17:23,383 --> 00:17:25,844
[crowd cheering]
449
00:17:25,869 --> 00:17:28,393
[static hums]
450
00:17:28,418 --> 00:17:31,622
? If I never see your smile again ?
451
00:17:31,647 --> 00:17:34,942
What the [bleep] is this? Cut it.
452
00:17:34,967 --> 00:17:38,519
? Never want to touch your skin ?
453
00:17:38,654 --> 00:17:40,840
?
454
00:17:40,865 --> 00:17:45,551
? [unintelligible] ?
455
00:17:46,084 --> 00:17:50,820
? If I couldn't love
you, I wouldn't be me ?
456
00:17:50,845 --> 00:17:52,582
?
457
00:17:52,607 --> 00:17:56,881
? If the night couldn't
kiss the morning sun ?
458
00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:58,724
?
459
00:17:58,749 --> 00:18:00,886
? Like a river that has no ?
460
00:18:00,911 --> 00:18:03,349
Wow, we're at 5,000 views and counting.
461
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:04,710
Whoa.
462
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:09,013
? God only knows where I might be ?
463
00:18:09,038 --> 00:18:10,829
?
464
00:18:10,854 --> 00:18:18,545
? If I didn't love you, I wouldn't be me ?
465
00:18:26,384 --> 00:18:28,455
I wrote that song for you, Deb.
466
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,486
[crowd ohs]
467
00:18:30,511 --> 00:18:35,135
?
468
00:18:46,143 --> 00:18:47,447
[slaps]
469
00:18:47,472 --> 00:18:51,466
[audience ohs]
470
00:18:51,651 --> 00:18:53,305
This is good, this is good.
471
00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:55,837
[indistinct chatter]
472
00:18:56,707 --> 00:19:00,450
?
473
00:19:03,282 --> 00:19:06,940
[applause]
474
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,194
Read the room, Doily.
475
00:19:10,219 --> 00:19:12,311
Not the time, not the time.
476
00:19:12,462 --> 00:19:15,422
?
477
00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:18,323
[knocking]
478
00:19:18,694 --> 00:19:20,402
Did you hear that? I did it!
479
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:21,907
Let's go lasso that SOB.
480
00:19:21,932 --> 00:19:23,921
Oh, it takes a few days to process.
481
00:19:23,946 --> 00:19:26,510
Sometimes while criminals screw themselves.
482
00:19:26,535 --> 00:19:28,012
Damn, that's anticlimactic.
483
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,137
Tell me about it.
484
00:19:29,161 --> 00:19:30,781
Well, I guess you guys want these back.
485
00:19:30,806 --> 00:19:31,904
No, no, no.
486
00:19:31,929 --> 00:19:33,368
Those are all yours. You can keep 'em.
487
00:19:33,393 --> 00:19:34,319
Are you sure?
488
00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:35,584
Little parting gift, if you will.
489
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,281
- They're nice.
- No, they're yours.
490
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,104
Alright, thanks.
491
00:19:39,129 --> 00:19:41,232
[sniffs]
492
00:19:42,785 --> 00:19:45,141
Okay, Deb, maybe I deserve that slap.
493
00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:46,883
You deserve a lot more than a slap
494
00:19:46,908 --> 00:19:48,270
for what you just did out there.
495
00:19:48,295 --> 00:19:51,215
You're the one who apparently
can't get me out of your head.
496
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,562
Because you won't let me!
497
00:19:52,587 --> 00:19:54,858
Well, now you don't have to.
I'm all in, Deb.
498
00:19:54,883 --> 00:19:56,687
Me and you, right now,
let's get out of here.
499
00:19:56,712 --> 00:19:58,188
Vernon, stop.
500
00:19:58,213 --> 00:20:00,013
I'm marrying Ronnie.
501
00:20:00,038 --> 00:20:02,203
Are you telling me you're
gonna be happy with him?
502
00:20:02,228 --> 00:20:03,996
No, I'm gonna be secure with him.
503
00:20:04,021 --> 00:20:07,244
You want security, maybe you
outta get a damn alarm system.
504
00:20:07,269 --> 00:20:12,534
Vernon, security... is a man
who remembers my birthday,
505
00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:16,277
who helps me build a crib, who
gives me my dream proposal.
506
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:19,042
Security is the man who
actually comes home at night,
507
00:20:19,067 --> 00:20:20,928
not just sing about it.
508
00:20:22,526 --> 00:20:24,485
Deb, I wrote that song for you.
509
00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:26,441
I mean, that's my feelings,
that's my heart.
510
00:20:26,466 --> 00:20:27,845
You said audience out there.
511
00:20:27,885 --> 00:20:30,268
You said there's a special
lady in the audience,
512
00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:33,101
Vernon, you will always
need that attention.
513
00:20:33,126 --> 00:20:35,450
I can't be your audience anymore.
514
00:20:35,475 --> 00:20:37,142
That's not what I meant.
515
00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:40,915
Vernon, just... be selfless for once
516
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,180
and let me get on with my life.
517
00:20:43,205 --> 00:20:45,997
?
518
00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:57,778
Come on, man, let's go get a drink.
519
00:20:57,803 --> 00:21:00,061
Not right now, man.
520
00:21:00,086 --> 00:21:02,355
I need to be alone.
521
00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:06,492
? That's just me loving you ?
522
00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:08,907
?
523
00:21:08,932 --> 00:21:11,844
[phone ringing]
524
00:21:11,957 --> 00:21:14,165
Courtney: Vernon, you're a genius!
525
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,890
I got that slap on tape, man.
526
00:21:15,915 --> 00:21:17,681
Classic heartfelt gesture fail!
527
00:21:17,706 --> 00:21:19,812
Oh, and the song's a hit!
528
00:21:19,837 --> 00:21:22,208
?
529
00:21:22,233 --> 00:21:26,920
? I'll still be loving you loving me ?
530
00:21:26,945 --> 00:21:30,587
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