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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,091 --> 00:00:06,360 Guys, check it out. 2 00:00:06,361 --> 00:00:08,863 Ah, for the last time, Beckett, no one wants to know 3 00:00:08,864 --> 00:00:11,065 about your personal roleplaying fantasies. 4 00:00:11,066 --> 00:00:14,769 Hilar! It came with the Bzzz Tequila promotional materials. 5 00:00:14,770 --> 00:00:18,239 Let's light a candle for the poor girl with daddy issue that ends up wearing that. 6 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:20,708 Hey, everybody! You have all been 7 00:00:20,709 --> 00:00:22,710 working so hard on the Bzzz Tequila account, 8 00:00:22,711 --> 00:00:24,745 I figured you needed a little reward. 9 00:00:24,746 --> 00:00:26,747 Drinking at work makes it taste that much sweeter. 10 00:00:26,748 --> 00:00:28,783 So, there are actual bees in these bottles? 11 00:00:28,784 --> 00:00:30,584 - Yeah. - Hohoho! 12 00:00:30,585 --> 00:00:32,887 You were a big bee when you stung me last summer; 13 00:00:32,888 --> 00:00:36,023 enjoy your watery grave. 14 00:00:36,024 --> 00:00:39,226 - Well, I'm off. - (Beckett): You're not staying? 15 00:00:39,227 --> 00:00:41,629 I'd love to stay and drink beginner liquor with you, 16 00:00:41,630 --> 00:00:44,665 but I assume I've made better plans. 17 00:00:44,666 --> 00:00:48,402 Yep, looks like it's just the bad boys of DLPR now. 18 00:00:48,403 --> 00:00:50,905 - Ho! Ho! Ho! - Oh, ooh! 19 00:00:50,906 --> 00:00:53,641 And a pretend drink for Gordon. 20 00:00:53,642 --> 00:00:58,345 Just like when I was a kid at the bar with my mom. 21 00:00:58,346 --> 00:01:01,449 - (Gordon groaning and laughing) - (all except Gordon): Cheers! 22 00:01:01,450 --> 00:01:04,151 23 00:01:04,152 --> 00:01:07,955 (tick-tock going faster) 24 00:01:07,956 --> 00:01:09,890 (Ding!) 25 00:01:09,891 --> 00:01:12,893 (blues music) 26 00:01:12,894 --> 00:01:15,129 (Ding!) 27 00:01:17,365 --> 00:01:19,733 (Ding!) 28 00:01:22,103 --> 00:01:24,738 (Ding!) 29 00:01:26,908 --> 00:01:29,977 (coughing) 30 00:01:31,746 --> 00:01:33,080 (Ding!) 31 00:01:33,081 --> 00:01:36,183 - Argh! - Ow! 32 00:01:39,187 --> 00:01:41,522 Wha-What happened? 33 00:01:41,523 --> 00:01:43,524 (The woman snorts.) 34 00:01:49,564 --> 00:01:51,565 (in hoarse voice): No... 35 00:01:51,566 --> 00:01:55,336 Come on, fill the lens 36 00:01:55,337 --> 00:01:57,538 With all your friends 37 00:01:57,539 --> 00:02:04,678 Oh-oh-oh, now is forever 38 00:02:04,679 --> 00:02:07,882 Come on, fill the lens 39 00:02:07,883 --> 00:02:11,603 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 40 00:02:12,401 --> 00:02:14,602 How... how could we...? 41 00:02:14,603 --> 00:02:16,471 Why could we...? 42 00:02:16,472 --> 00:02:19,574 Look, we probably didn't. 43 00:02:19,575 --> 00:02:21,543 For something that we didn't do, 44 00:02:21,544 --> 00:02:23,611 it sure looks a lot like we did. 45 00:02:23,612 --> 00:02:26,047 Granted, but looks can be deceiving. 46 00:02:26,048 --> 00:02:29,951 - You got lipstick on your face. - That doesn't help my case. 47 00:02:29,952 --> 00:02:34,622 - Good? - Ugh, this is so embarrassing. 48 00:02:34,623 --> 00:02:36,591 It's now how I imagined it happening. 49 00:02:36,592 --> 00:02:38,593 - What? - What? 50 00:02:38,594 --> 00:02:41,229 Not that I've imagined it happening. What were you saying? 51 00:02:41,230 --> 00:02:43,932 This is so crazy, Beckett. 52 00:02:43,933 --> 00:02:45,767 I don't know, it could be worse. 53 00:02:45,768 --> 00:02:48,002 Although I can't believe that whatever did or didn't happen 54 00:02:48,003 --> 00:02:50,638 happened or didn't happen in your dad's office. 55 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:53,775 Oh, thank you, Beckett. That does make it worse. 56 00:02:53,776 --> 00:02:57,512 What am I supposed to do? I can't go out there like this! 57 00:02:57,513 --> 00:02:59,581 - Come on, you look cute. - Ugh... 58 00:02:59,582 --> 00:03:01,983 Just "bee" yourself. 59 00:03:01,984 --> 00:03:04,285 Try not to create a buzz. 60 00:03:04,286 --> 00:03:06,287 Oh, my dad's coat! 61 00:03:06,288 --> 00:03:08,656 Oh, I'm sorry, was I "droning" on? 62 00:03:08,657 --> 00:03:11,759 - Stop "pun-ishing" me. - But "hive" got so many more. 63 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,495 Fine. 64 00:03:13,496 --> 00:03:15,630 But seriously, honey, comb your hair. 65 00:03:15,631 --> 00:03:18,233 - It's a mess. - Oh, that stings. 66 00:03:18,234 --> 00:03:20,501 Oh, come on, you're better than that. 67 00:03:23,038 --> 00:03:26,841 Whoa... What in the hell happened last night? 68 00:03:26,842 --> 00:03:30,378 I don't know, but it doesn't take a detective to know 69 00:03:30,379 --> 00:03:32,379 that you guys had sex last night. 70 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:34,614 You're naked under there or what? 71 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,516 No. Grow up. 72 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:38,251 Oh yeah, daddy issues. 73 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:40,287 Alright, nothing happened in there. 74 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:42,656 You're covered in lipstick. 75 00:03:42,657 --> 00:03:44,724 It's not even the right shade for your neck! 76 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:48,328 - It makes you look cheap. - Something probably happened. 77 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:50,597 But we don't remember anything. You guys remember? 78 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:51,528 - No. - I'm afraid not. 79 00:03:51,529 --> 00:03:54,434 Nah, me neither. Gord, what's your excuse? You don't drink. 80 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:58,004 Yeah, but once you guys started eating the bees in the bottle, I was all in. 81 00:03:58,005 --> 00:04:00,107 Oh, dear God! We ate the bees?! 82 00:04:00,108 --> 00:04:02,175 - Hey, what's with the basket? - I don't know. 83 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:05,667 "Nice to meet all of you. Looking forward 84 00:04:05,668 --> 00:04:08,603 to your presentation tomorrow at 3pm. D." 85 00:04:08,604 --> 00:04:10,672 What presentation? And who's D? 86 00:04:10,673 --> 00:04:13,208 Wait a minute. Yesterday's tomorrow was today, 87 00:04:13,209 --> 00:04:16,978 which means someone is gonna be here for a meeting in... three hours. 88 00:04:16,979 --> 00:04:19,881 Oh, my God, his math checks out. 89 00:04:19,882 --> 00:04:22,017 OK. I will clean up this whole mess, 90 00:04:22,018 --> 00:04:24,553 you guys look for clues to find out who this is from. 91 00:04:24,554 --> 00:04:25,893 Good call, Nancy Drew. 92 00:04:25,894 --> 00:04:28,059 Me and the new girlfriend will check out the kitchen. 93 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:30,525 - Ha! I'm not his girlfriend. - No time! 94 00:04:31,694 --> 00:04:33,962 - All right. - Hey, all right, 95 00:04:33,963 --> 00:04:35,864 - no more joking around. - I wouldn't dream of it, 96 00:04:35,865 --> 00:04:37,899 I am all business now, which is why I'm glad 97 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:39,868 we're starting a serious relationship. 98 00:04:39,869 --> 00:04:42,671 - Ugh, shut up. - Relax. We had one night of fun 99 00:04:42,672 --> 00:04:45,741 and neither of us remembers. It's over, it's done. - Great! 100 00:04:45,742 --> 00:04:47,476 - Great! - Great! 101 00:04:47,477 --> 00:04:49,377 - Great. - Good. - Great. 102 00:04:49,378 --> 00:04:51,179 - (The woman sighs.) - I'm sure it was great. 103 00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:52,948 Oh, two young lovers, hmm... 104 00:04:52,949 --> 00:04:54,916 Tentative at first of course 105 00:04:54,917 --> 00:04:57,419 but unable to deny the fire in their loins. 106 00:04:57,420 --> 00:05:00,756 OK, relax, Two Shades of Grey, I'm gonna go check the supply room. 107 00:05:00,757 --> 00:05:03,458 - Did you find anything? - Nah, nothing out here. 108 00:05:03,459 --> 00:05:06,428 It's not about what you find, 109 00:05:06,429 --> 00:05:08,430 it's about the friends you make along the way. 110 00:05:08,431 --> 00:05:10,398 Have you guys checked your phones? 111 00:05:10,399 --> 00:05:12,601 Yeah, duh! 112 00:05:12,602 --> 00:05:14,636 Actually, I have not checked my phone. 113 00:05:14,637 --> 00:05:16,772 Ahem! Oh, man! 114 00:05:16,773 --> 00:05:19,674 I have like 10 Uber receipts from last night, 115 00:05:19,675 --> 00:05:22,444 and they're all with the same driver: Gwen. 116 00:05:22,445 --> 00:05:24,412 I guess she must have been our chauffeur. 117 00:05:24,413 --> 00:05:26,882 That's something! Call her, see if she knows anything. 118 00:05:26,883 --> 00:05:29,151 Yeah, yeah. OK, OK. 119 00:05:29,152 --> 00:05:32,621 Hi. Is this Gwen? Hi, it's Nelson Abrams. 120 00:05:32,622 --> 00:05:35,791 I was just wondering if you remember... Oh, you do. 121 00:05:35,792 --> 00:05:38,160 - (whispering): Yes! - Oh, great, I was... 122 00:05:38,161 --> 00:05:40,629 wondering if I could ask you... 123 00:05:40,630 --> 00:05:42,631 Oh, you are. 124 00:05:42,632 --> 00:05:46,034 Ah, why don't we meet at Manion's? 125 00:05:46,035 --> 00:05:48,270 Great! See you soon. 126 00:05:48,271 --> 00:05:50,438 Why are you meeting her at Manion's? 127 00:05:50,439 --> 00:05:52,574 She's in the area and she wants to do this face-to-face. 128 00:05:52,575 --> 00:05:54,609 Is this creepy? 129 00:05:54,610 --> 00:05:58,547 - Take Gordon. - Oh, yes! 130 00:05:58,548 --> 00:06:01,283 We are gonna make a friend along the way. 131 00:06:01,284 --> 00:06:04,853 Oh, yeah, this. This is less creepy. 132 00:06:07,590 --> 00:06:11,259 Alright. OK. OK. OK, that's enough! 133 00:06:11,260 --> 00:06:13,461 Here's my "favouritest" roommate. 134 00:06:13,462 --> 00:06:15,497 What's going on, Abby-licious! 135 00:06:15,498 --> 00:06:17,699 Do not cute nickname me. Seriously, 136 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:20,535 do you guys not remember anything from last night? 137 00:06:20,536 --> 00:06:22,871 I barely remember anything from the beginning 138 00:06:22,872 --> 00:06:24,873 of this sentence. What was I saying? 139 00:06:24,874 --> 00:06:27,709 - (Abby sighs.) - Look, you guys got so crazy 140 00:06:27,710 --> 00:06:31,279 - you made a gang of bikers cry. - OK, 141 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:33,882 but more importantly, when did I get this tattoo? 142 00:06:33,883 --> 00:06:36,518 - My God! - What the hell is that? 143 00:06:36,519 --> 00:06:39,354 I don't know, but judging by the numbness in my knees, 144 00:06:39,355 --> 00:06:41,523 I'm pretty sure it's infected. Abby... 145 00:06:41,524 --> 00:06:44,826 Oh, look. Anyways... I kicked you guys out. 146 00:06:44,827 --> 00:06:48,730 - Hmm... Hello, Nelson. - Hmm-hmm! 147 00:06:48,731 --> 00:06:52,200 - Hi. You must be Gwen. - Yeah. 148 00:06:52,201 --> 00:06:55,537 Or as you put it, your first girlfriend. 149 00:06:55,538 --> 00:06:57,305 - Oh, is that how I put it? - Mm-hmm. 150 00:06:57,306 --> 00:07:00,342 Oh, wow. Well, some of the details from last night are a little foggy. 151 00:07:00,343 --> 00:07:02,210 Oh, you guys were pretty nuts! 152 00:07:02,211 --> 00:07:05,313 That was the most fun I have had in my life. 153 00:07:05,314 --> 00:07:08,650 No one cares about your fun, Gwen. 154 00:07:08,651 --> 00:07:10,819 What happened next? 155 00:07:10,820 --> 00:07:13,822 I drove you guys to a couple of bars, 156 00:07:13,823 --> 00:07:16,057 but after they turned you away, I took you to your apartment 157 00:07:16,058 --> 00:07:18,426 and then another apartment and then back to work. 158 00:07:18,427 --> 00:07:20,562 Uh, you forgot tattoo parlour. 159 00:07:20,563 --> 00:07:22,364 Oh, my God, that's disgusting. 160 00:07:22,365 --> 00:07:24,266 Uh, it's not like I'm ever gonna see it. 161 00:07:24,267 --> 00:07:27,269 Oh, and, uh, you left this in the backseat. 162 00:07:27,270 --> 00:07:30,372 Great! Thank you so much... 163 00:07:30,373 --> 00:07:32,140 - for my jacket. - (both chuckling) 164 00:07:32,141 --> 00:07:34,142 Don't I get a little thank you? 165 00:07:34,143 --> 00:07:36,611 I thought I just d... 166 00:07:36,612 --> 00:07:39,247 Hmm-hmm-hmm! 167 00:07:39,248 --> 00:07:43,318 Wow! Lady lips. Oh, crap! 168 00:07:43,319 --> 00:07:46,354 Dave! Listen! I'm gonna go upstairs and warn the others. 169 00:07:46,355 --> 00:07:48,657 Keep him here for as long as you possibly can. 170 00:07:48,658 --> 00:07:51,259 - You hear that? - Easy-peasy. 171 00:07:51,260 --> 00:07:52,961 Let's go. 172 00:07:56,499 --> 00:07:58,967 - Hey, Abby. - Hi, Dave. Brunch? 173 00:07:58,968 --> 00:08:01,503 Yes! 174 00:08:01,504 --> 00:08:04,472 - Gordon... - Oh, hey, Dave, 175 00:08:04,473 --> 00:08:06,808 I didn't see you there. How are you doing today? 176 00:08:06,809 --> 00:08:09,511 - Don't go up to the office! - Why the hell would I? 177 00:08:09,512 --> 00:08:11,513 - It's Saturday. - I know, but things 178 00:08:11,514 --> 00:08:13,848 have gone to hell in a hand basket, and I can't allow you 179 00:08:13,849 --> 00:08:15,784 to go up there to find out. Hohoho! 180 00:08:15,785 --> 00:08:18,820 Damn, you are good. You're good. 181 00:08:18,821 --> 00:08:21,990 He broke me down; he's a master manipulator. 182 00:08:21,991 --> 00:08:23,959 Oh, and, Nelson, I may have told him when you were sick 183 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:27,529 last month that you were actually in Vegas. He's just that good! 184 00:08:29,398 --> 00:08:33,234 So... how was your night? 185 00:08:41,766 --> 00:08:43,834 So, you all got blackout drunk, 186 00:08:43,835 --> 00:08:46,003 and set up a pitch meeting with a client we know nothing about, 187 00:08:46,004 --> 00:08:48,839 nor in what capacity they are seeking our services. 188 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:50,908 Your rage is entirely justified, sir. 189 00:08:50,909 --> 00:08:52,910 I've written letters of resignation for everyone. 190 00:08:52,911 --> 00:08:54,912 Actually had them prepared for quite some time. 191 00:08:54,913 --> 00:08:56,980 No, no. I'm excited. 192 00:08:56,981 --> 00:08:59,483 Crafting a campaign with no information, that's a challenge. 193 00:08:59,484 --> 00:09:01,785 Of course, once I've met that challenge, 194 00:09:01,786 --> 00:09:03,754 my mood might be a little unpredictable, 195 00:09:03,755 --> 00:09:07,024 - so keep those letters handy. - Boss, what's our first move? 196 00:09:07,025 --> 00:09:09,293 Well, gather evidence. Where you went, 197 00:09:09,294 --> 00:09:11,295 who you were with, anything could be useful. 198 00:09:11,296 --> 00:09:13,363 OK, well, according to my new girlfriend, 199 00:09:13,364 --> 00:09:15,824 we did make a stop by at our place. I could check there. 200 00:09:15,825 --> 00:09:17,200 Alright. Take Bryce with you. 201 00:09:17,201 --> 00:09:19,002 And, Stephanie, take Beckett back to your place, 202 00:09:19,003 --> 00:09:21,672 see if there's anything there. And while you're there, 203 00:09:21,673 --> 00:09:24,107 - put on some clothes. - OK. 204 00:09:24,108 --> 00:09:26,043 You know, also, while we're there, we should probably 205 00:09:26,044 --> 00:09:27,978 clear up some place in one of your drawers for my clothes. 206 00:09:27,979 --> 00:09:30,247 Now that we're dating, you're gonna stop dressing like that. 207 00:09:30,248 --> 00:09:33,183 What's wrong with this? Hey! 208 00:09:38,156 --> 00:09:40,457 Well, that can't be good. 209 00:09:41,993 --> 00:09:44,061 And I'm pretty sure that's a felony. 210 00:09:44,062 --> 00:09:46,496 Man! Must have been one hell of a night. 211 00:09:46,497 --> 00:09:49,566 I'm sorry I missed it. 212 00:09:49,567 --> 00:09:52,369 Clues! Clues, clues, clues! 213 00:09:52,370 --> 00:09:54,838 If I was a clue, where would I be? 214 00:09:54,839 --> 00:09:56,740 Pff! 215 00:09:56,741 --> 00:09:59,042 How many energy drinks do you boys need? 216 00:09:59,043 --> 00:10:00,911 Hey, Bryce, 217 00:10:00,912 --> 00:10:03,280 what's in your fridge, huh? A human head? 218 00:10:03,281 --> 00:10:05,015 Oh, my. 219 00:10:05,016 --> 00:10:06,583 - What? - Oh, my! 220 00:10:06,584 --> 00:10:07,918 - What?! - Oh, my! 221 00:10:07,919 --> 00:10:10,253 - Stop "oh-mying"! - Ohhh, my! 222 00:10:10,254 --> 00:10:12,856 Listen to me, I will beat you with an oar if you don't tell me what's going on. 223 00:10:12,857 --> 00:10:15,225 DNAS3! 224 00:10:15,226 --> 00:10:18,195 DNAS3 is a research laboratory rumoured 225 00:10:18,196 --> 00:10:20,564 to be involved in human cloning! 226 00:10:20,565 --> 00:10:24,134 Bryce, we have the chance to land the highest profile, 227 00:10:24,135 --> 00:10:26,770 most controversial client of our LIVES! 228 00:10:26,771 --> 00:10:29,072 Oh, I can't wait to send them a hair sample. 229 00:10:29,073 --> 00:10:31,408 Dude, you don't have any hair. 230 00:10:31,409 --> 00:10:35,078 - Oh, not mine, Dave's. - Ah, man. 231 00:10:39,650 --> 00:10:41,952 Oh, my God, the place is a mess! 232 00:10:41,953 --> 00:10:44,454 Well, it could use more photos of me. 233 00:10:44,455 --> 00:10:48,091 - (Stephanie): Ah... Jeez! - Oh, don't clean on my account. 234 00:10:48,092 --> 00:10:50,360 I'm used to being the neat one in the relationship. 235 00:10:50,361 --> 00:10:51,995 I don't care about you. 236 00:10:51,996 --> 00:10:53,964 My cleaning lady's coming. I can't let Elaine 237 00:10:53,965 --> 00:10:55,966 see the place like this. She's very judge-y. 238 00:10:55,967 --> 00:10:58,502 Hmm... You know, I'm generally 239 00:10:58,503 --> 00:11:01,505 a pretty open-minded guy, but you could scale back a titch 240 00:11:01,506 --> 00:11:05,342 on the kitsch, unless you're planning to open a New England bed and breakfast. 241 00:11:05,343 --> 00:11:07,844 It's not mine. Oh, that's from Manion's! 242 00:11:07,845 --> 00:11:10,113 We must have taken it last night. 243 00:11:10,114 --> 00:11:13,150 We should return it before anyone notices. I'll go change. 244 00:11:13,151 --> 00:11:15,085 - Oh, I'll help with that. - Sit down. 245 00:11:15,086 --> 00:11:17,187 Oh, c'mon, it's nothing I haven't seen and completely 246 00:11:17,188 --> 00:11:20,057 - forgotten about before. - Oh, Beckett, 247 00:11:20,058 --> 00:11:22,926 your testicles are so vulnerable right now. 248 00:11:22,927 --> 00:11:26,196 Loud and clear, yep. 249 00:11:28,266 --> 00:11:30,533 Alright, good, Abby's not here. Let's get this up. 250 00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:34,638 Don't mind us. International whale thieves. 251 00:11:34,639 --> 00:11:37,674 - Hello. Whale thieves. - Oh good, he's back! 252 00:11:37,675 --> 00:11:39,543 Did you guys take him for a walk? 253 00:11:39,544 --> 00:11:41,978 Yeah, he needed it to stretch his legs. 254 00:11:41,979 --> 00:11:43,980 32 years in the same bar will do that to you. 255 00:11:43,981 --> 00:11:46,216 Don't worry, he slept well in my apartment. 256 00:11:46,217 --> 00:11:49,019 Ooh! So that's where you guys ended up last night. 257 00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:50,520 Mm-hmmm. 258 00:11:50,521 --> 00:11:52,122 Ah! 259 00:11:52,123 --> 00:11:54,124 Yeah, Dina was pretty bummed 260 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:56,126 when you took off with Sinatra over here. 261 00:11:56,127 --> 00:11:58,862 - Who's Dina? - Oh, just one of a multitude 262 00:11:58,863 --> 00:12:02,332 of women lined up for a piece of this. Who's Dina? 263 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,334 Your karaoke partner. 264 00:12:04,335 --> 00:12:06,336 She will be heartbroken that you don't remember her. 265 00:12:06,337 --> 00:12:08,572 There was a lot going on last night. 266 00:12:08,573 --> 00:12:11,675 - Tell me about it. - (Beckett laughing nervously) 267 00:12:11,676 --> 00:12:14,644 No, seriously though. Tell me about it in graphic detail, 268 00:12:14,645 --> 00:12:16,913 because Nelson cancelled HBO. 269 00:12:16,914 --> 00:12:18,915 The details are a little fuzzy. 270 00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:23,720 - We know there was kissing. - Oooh! Really? Amazing! 271 00:12:23,721 --> 00:12:26,857 Oh, I'm so happy for you guys! But I'm even happier 272 00:12:26,858 --> 00:12:30,594 for me. Maybe now, you're gonna stop blathering on about her all the time. 273 00:12:30,595 --> 00:12:32,562 - Oh, really? - What?! 274 00:12:32,563 --> 00:12:34,931 I don't blather. What do I blather? I am not a blatherer. 275 00:12:34,932 --> 00:12:37,167 I mean, I may have mentioned you in passing, 276 00:12:37,168 --> 00:12:39,336 but in a positive light. Oh god, I'm blathering. 277 00:12:39,337 --> 00:12:41,338 No, you're blithering. But it's OK, 278 00:12:41,339 --> 00:12:43,240 you're not the only one. Just last week, Stephanie... 279 00:12:43,241 --> 00:12:45,108 - What? Now not, Abby! - I'd like to hear the end. 280 00:12:45,109 --> 00:12:48,245 There's no time! 281 00:12:48,246 --> 00:12:50,747 Bryce, look around you. 282 00:12:50,748 --> 00:12:52,749 - Tell me what you see. - I don't know. 283 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:55,852 - Some charts. - Who said that? 284 00:12:55,853 --> 00:12:58,522 Charts?! 285 00:12:58,523 --> 00:13:01,057 - Ho! Ho! Ho! - I mean, I see 286 00:13:01,058 --> 00:13:03,527 charts, but I don't see any facts. 287 00:13:03,528 --> 00:13:05,395 Oh, you're talking about "facts"? 288 00:13:05,396 --> 00:13:07,264 I'm up here 289 00:13:07,265 --> 00:13:09,266 in front of you talking to you about charts, 290 00:13:09,267 --> 00:13:11,368 charts that I love, and you come back at me 291 00:13:11,369 --> 00:13:13,270 talking about facts?! 292 00:13:13,271 --> 00:13:16,907 Look, I mean... It's just all so vague! 293 00:13:16,908 --> 00:13:18,675 Yes! 294 00:13:18,676 --> 00:13:20,944 Very vague. 295 00:13:20,945 --> 00:13:22,646 Listen to me. 296 00:13:22,647 --> 00:13:25,081 Using colours and shapes 297 00:13:25,082 --> 00:13:27,117 and numbers, OK, 298 00:13:27,118 --> 00:13:30,353 we wow our clients into submission. 299 00:13:30,354 --> 00:13:33,356 Sir, aren't you, uh, a little worried 300 00:13:33,357 --> 00:13:35,926 that we might be ill-prepared for this presentation today? 301 00:13:35,927 --> 00:13:38,395 Not in the least. 302 00:13:38,396 --> 00:13:40,397 Once, when Nelson and I were on the road, 303 00:13:40,398 --> 00:13:42,332 the airline lost our luggage. 304 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:44,301 And with nothing but a felt-tip pen, a glue stick, 305 00:13:44,302 --> 00:13:46,303 and some poster board, this man 306 00:13:46,304 --> 00:13:48,138 convinced a roomful of executives 307 00:13:48,139 --> 00:13:51,174 to sign with us on the spot. 308 00:13:51,175 --> 00:13:53,276 In this man's hands, 309 00:13:53,277 --> 00:13:57,046 charts are a deadly weapon. 310 00:14:01,953 --> 00:14:04,020 - Dave. - Hey! Hi. 311 00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:06,156 - (Stephanie): Hey, Dad! - You're all ready 312 00:14:06,157 --> 00:14:08,458 - for the big pitch? - Oh, I'm getting there. 313 00:14:08,459 --> 00:14:11,428 - (laughing) - Hey, uh, Dad, 314 00:14:11,429 --> 00:14:13,496 has anyone mentioned anything to you 315 00:14:13,497 --> 00:14:16,466 about me and... 316 00:14:16,467 --> 00:14:19,769 I don't know, like, Beckett or something? Or whatever? 317 00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:22,205 Oh, my God! 318 00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:24,374 Did you two finally get together? 319 00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:26,288 - I don't know. - (high-pitched): Well, maybe! 320 00:14:26,289 --> 00:14:28,078 There's no way to really... 321 00:14:28,079 --> 00:14:30,914 - That's fantastic. - Listen, uh... 322 00:14:30,915 --> 00:14:33,116 - We should also tell you... - In case anyone mentions it... 323 00:14:33,117 --> 00:14:35,352 So you don't hear it from anyone else. 324 00:14:35,353 --> 00:14:37,187 It may have happened sort of... Could have happened sort of... 325 00:14:37,188 --> 00:14:39,389 - In the general... - Area. 326 00:14:39,390 --> 00:14:43,159 - Oh, my office? In my office? - (overlapping chatter) 327 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,662 - Lipstick all over my mouth. - We don't know why. We wake up. 328 00:14:45,663 --> 00:14:48,898 Alright. Well, somebody is gonna have to delete 329 00:14:48,899 --> 00:14:51,701 my security-camera footage and it's not gonna be me. 330 00:14:51,702 --> 00:14:53,970 - Security footage? - Security camera? 331 00:14:53,971 --> 00:14:56,406 Yah! Security camera! 332 00:14:56,407 --> 00:14:58,441 Where? 333 00:14:58,442 --> 00:15:01,378 - Ohhh... - Ohhh... Hey. 334 00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:03,380 Alright, here's the page. 335 00:15:03,381 --> 00:15:07,017 Alright. And let me give you the password. 336 00:15:07,018 --> 00:15:09,686 - Take care of it. - OK. 337 00:15:09,687 --> 00:15:11,655 - Alright. - Love you, Daddy. 338 00:15:11,656 --> 00:15:13,657 Love you too, sweetie, and... 339 00:15:13,658 --> 00:15:16,159 I guess I love you too, Beckett. 340 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,228 Thanks, Dave. 341 00:15:18,229 --> 00:15:21,498 - (Beckett sighs.) - (Stephanie sighs.) 342 00:15:21,499 --> 00:15:23,833 - OK. - Here's the file 343 00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:25,802 - from last night. - Mm-hmm. 344 00:15:25,803 --> 00:15:28,605 - And delete. - Oh, hey! Hey, hey. 345 00:15:28,606 --> 00:15:32,208 Maybe you wanna maybe watch it? 346 00:15:32,209 --> 00:15:36,012 - Really? - Come on, aren't you curious? 347 00:15:36,013 --> 00:15:38,581 Yeah! I mean if you're... 348 00:15:38,582 --> 00:15:40,016 - Yeah. - Yeah, OK, yeah. 349 00:15:40,017 --> 00:15:42,118 I just... I get to control the fast forward, please. 350 00:15:42,119 --> 00:15:44,954 Alright, I get to control the pause. 351 00:15:44,955 --> 00:15:47,190 Also, I should warn you that... 352 00:15:47,191 --> 00:15:49,592 I got a pretty heavy workload lately, I haven't really been 353 00:15:49,593 --> 00:15:51,628 working out as much as I normally do. 354 00:15:51,629 --> 00:15:55,165 I, on the other hand, am in peak physical condition, 355 00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:57,767 so press play. Haha! 356 00:15:57,768 --> 00:16:00,804 Oh! Well, at least, 357 00:16:00,805 --> 00:16:04,541 I'm standing up right. Yeah, there's the bumblebee costume. 358 00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:06,710 Well, horizontal stripes work for you. 359 00:16:06,711 --> 00:16:08,812 It looks good on you. 360 00:16:08,813 --> 00:16:11,281 I was looking for my contact lens. 361 00:16:11,282 --> 00:16:13,817 - Or your dignity. - Oh, my God! 362 00:16:13,818 --> 00:16:15,819 Are we playing...? 363 00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:18,855 - Strip rock-paper-scissors. - It looks that way. 364 00:16:20,825 --> 00:16:23,593 Wow, I am losing pretty bad. 365 00:16:23,594 --> 00:16:26,096 Ah, I want your shirt. 366 00:16:26,097 --> 00:16:31,101 Yep. And I'm giving you the pants. 367 00:16:31,102 --> 00:16:33,103 Are you folding your pants? 368 00:16:33,104 --> 00:16:35,505 Quiet, things have to keep a certain order, 369 00:16:35,506 --> 00:16:38,708 otherwise it's just chaos, the world is chaos. 370 00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:40,710 - Oh. - Hey, you can dance. 371 00:16:40,711 --> 00:16:42,846 - Right. - Not well, but you can dance. 372 00:16:42,847 --> 00:16:45,081 - I can move. - Technically, it's movement. 373 00:16:47,151 --> 00:16:49,119 Who's leading? 374 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,154 - It's surprisingly long. - Fast forward. 375 00:16:51,155 --> 00:16:53,123 - Fast forward. - Wow, still going. 376 00:16:53,124 --> 00:16:55,992 - Three times. Four times. - Oh, we're on the couch, 377 00:16:55,993 --> 00:16:58,094 Aw, Beckett, you're taking my shoes off. 378 00:16:58,095 --> 00:17:00,897 Call that a reverse prince charming. 379 00:17:00,898 --> 00:17:04,334 Oh, I'm moving in. 380 00:17:04,335 --> 00:17:06,803 Oh, here it comes. 381 00:17:10,274 --> 00:17:12,275 And there it goes. 382 00:17:12,276 --> 00:17:14,944 Swing and a miss. 383 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,481 And... 384 00:17:18,482 --> 00:17:20,950 - you're asleep. - Mm-hmm. We're asleep. 385 00:17:22,853 --> 00:17:25,722 Nothing happened. 386 00:17:25,723 --> 00:17:27,957 - Didn't even kiss. - Didn't even kiss. 387 00:17:27,958 --> 00:17:29,893 Thank God! Ha! 388 00:17:29,894 --> 00:17:33,096 Apparently, I am repulsed by you. 389 00:17:33,097 --> 00:17:35,865 Yah, not attracted to you at all. 390 00:17:35,866 --> 00:17:37,600 Evidently. 391 00:17:37,601 --> 00:17:40,236 - What is wrong with us? - I don't... know. 392 00:17:40,237 --> 00:17:42,572 Although I've got to say I'm kind of relieved 393 00:17:42,573 --> 00:17:45,208 - that didn't happen. - Yeah, me too. I've... 394 00:17:45,209 --> 00:17:47,143 It's not really... 395 00:17:47,144 --> 00:17:49,612 how I would have imagined it to happen. 396 00:17:53,217 --> 00:17:55,952 OK, come on, have you guys deleted that file yet? 397 00:17:55,953 --> 00:17:57,520 - Yes. - Yep! 398 00:17:57,521 --> 00:17:59,689 - It's all gone. - Ah, good. Alright, well, 399 00:17:59,690 --> 00:18:01,691 it's almost time to the pitch meeting. Alright? 400 00:18:01,692 --> 00:18:04,060 - OK. Be right there. - (Dave): Sure, alright. 401 00:18:04,061 --> 00:18:06,095 (door closing) 402 00:18:06,096 --> 00:18:08,097 - (both): OK. - Good. All good. 403 00:18:08,098 --> 00:18:10,500 Mission accomplished. 404 00:18:10,501 --> 00:18:12,735 (Beckett sighs.) 405 00:18:12,736 --> 00:18:14,771 (Ding!) 406 00:18:16,307 --> 00:18:19,476 Heavens! What's all this? 407 00:18:19,477 --> 00:18:21,945 Hello. Can I help you? 408 00:18:21,946 --> 00:18:24,881 - Dina, what are you doing here? - She's an evil 409 00:18:24,882 --> 00:18:28,418 cloning mastermind, and we're delighted to have you. 410 00:18:28,419 --> 00:18:32,388 Aaah... DNAS3 411 00:18:32,389 --> 00:18:34,290 is Dina's at 3. 412 00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:36,726 Dina at 3. 413 00:18:36,727 --> 00:18:38,561 That was your gift basket? 414 00:18:38,562 --> 00:18:41,064 - Of course. - Well, that is Dina's business. 415 00:18:41,065 --> 00:18:44,601 Dina's Gift Bags and Baskets. 416 00:18:44,602 --> 00:18:46,603 You agreed to help me find a catchier name 417 00:18:46,604 --> 00:18:48,571 - for my store. - (Dave): Aaah... 418 00:18:48,572 --> 00:18:50,773 I see. So that's the presentation. 419 00:18:50,774 --> 00:18:53,543 Coming up with a new name for a gift shop. 420 00:18:53,544 --> 00:18:56,412 - If it isn't too much trouble. - No, no! Lady, 421 00:18:56,413 --> 00:18:59,482 check these charts out, OK? 'Cause what they really show 422 00:18:59,483 --> 00:19:01,818 is that a business name change really inc... 423 00:19:01,819 --> 00:19:04,087 - No, no charts. No charts! - There are really good charts. 424 00:19:04,088 --> 00:19:06,422 - You're saying no to charts. - No. 425 00:19:06,423 --> 00:19:08,258 Taking the charts, really good charts. 426 00:19:08,259 --> 00:19:10,460 - OK. Alright. - Quality charts! 427 00:19:10,461 --> 00:19:12,829 Dina 3, you could have had some really lovely charts. 428 00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:14,964 - Nelson! - You give and you give 429 00:19:14,965 --> 00:19:17,000 - and what do you get? - Nelson! 430 00:19:17,001 --> 00:19:20,169 - (Nelson): I'm sorry! - I'm sorry. 431 00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:22,739 How about "Decadence by Dina"? 432 00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:24,974 - Oh, that's wonderful. - Oh. 433 00:19:24,975 --> 00:19:26,676 Now, let me pay you. 434 00:19:26,677 --> 00:19:28,711 Oh no, no, no! I don't need your money. 435 00:19:28,712 --> 00:19:31,114 - Oh, now, you did the work... - But... 436 00:19:31,115 --> 00:19:33,049 ...so you must get the reward. 437 00:19:33,050 --> 00:19:35,051 Now, that's $100. 438 00:19:35,052 --> 00:19:37,921 Oh! You know what? I, I, I really don't need 439 00:19:37,922 --> 00:19:39,889 - your money. OK? - (Dina): Oh... 440 00:19:39,890 --> 00:19:42,091 But thank you so much. It's been lovely to meet you. 441 00:19:42,092 --> 00:19:44,127 Thank you, son, yeah. 442 00:19:44,128 --> 00:19:46,129 So then, 443 00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:48,765 - goodbye everyone. - (others): Bye, Dina. 444 00:19:48,766 --> 00:19:51,234 And to you, my... 445 00:19:51,235 --> 00:19:54,504 karaoke and kissing partner... 446 00:19:54,505 --> 00:19:57,507 hahaha... thanks 447 00:19:57,508 --> 00:20:00,343 for a great time. 448 00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:02,912 I'm gonna have to ask you 449 00:20:02,913 --> 00:20:06,282 to remove your hand. 450 00:20:06,283 --> 00:20:09,986 And the other one. 451 00:20:09,987 --> 00:20:13,156 Who are you saving it for, princess? 452 00:20:18,362 --> 00:20:21,164 - (Beckett sighs.) - (Ding!) 453 00:20:21,165 --> 00:20:24,066 You slut. 454 00:20:29,123 --> 00:20:30,830 Sir, I apologize 455 00:20:30,831 --> 00:20:32,766 for this disaster of a weekend. 456 00:20:32,767 --> 00:20:34,768 I can't believe it got so out of hand. 457 00:20:34,769 --> 00:20:37,436 Not to worry, Bryce. I sent a bottle 458 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,572 of Bzzz Tequila to the lab to be tested. 459 00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:41,273 Turns out those bees are tainted. 460 00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:44,710 They cause disorientation, blackouts, and Tourette's. 461 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:47,913 Yes, apparently, I have several letters of apology 462 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,382 - to write today. - I was able to get Bzzz Tequila 463 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:53,118 to stop distribution, so they've saved themselves 464 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,521 from a class-action lawsuit, so they are sending us 465 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:58,557 - a very big check. - So, we're heroes! 466 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,893 Well, I'm a hero; you guys are lab rats. 467 00:21:00,894 --> 00:21:03,295 (Beep!), sir. 468 00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,931 Ahhh... Gosh, I hope that wears off. 469 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:11,940 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 470 00:21:14,975 --> 00:21:17,376 - Abby! - Dave! Brunch? 471 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:20,579 - Yes. Gordon. - Oh! Hi, Dave, 472 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,581 didn't see you there. How are you doing today? 473 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:25,317 - Don't go up to the office! - Why the hell would I? 474 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:27,319 - It's Saturday! - I know, but things have gone 475 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,288 to hell in a hand basket, and I can't allow you 476 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,357 - to go there to find out. - (men laughing) 477 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:34,026 - Damn, you're good. - You made me laugh, sorry. 478 00:21:34,027 --> 00:21:36,161 - (Gordon laughing) - I'm gonna go again. 479 00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:40,761 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36341

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