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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,013 --> 00:00:06,249 All right, here's the place. 2 00:00:06,250 --> 00:00:09,252 - Sorry it's a bit of a mess. - What a night! 3 00:00:09,253 --> 00:00:11,688 Oh, you don't need 4 00:00:11,689 --> 00:00:14,090 to take your shoes off. We're not fancy here. 5 00:00:14,091 --> 00:00:15,992 I want to take my shoes off. 6 00:00:15,993 --> 00:00:18,528 By all means, take them off! Throw them on the ground! 7 00:00:18,529 --> 00:00:21,698 - In the trash if you like! - Ooh, 8 00:00:21,699 --> 00:00:24,801 you just got a whole lot taller. 9 00:00:24,802 --> 00:00:27,137 Technically you just got a whole lot shorter. 10 00:00:27,138 --> 00:00:29,873 Technically, I should stop saying words like "technically". 11 00:00:29,874 --> 00:00:32,442 - Ha! - What can I get you to drink? 12 00:00:32,443 --> 00:00:36,012 We have vodka, I got wine, I got a couple of beers... 13 00:00:36,013 --> 00:00:39,149 - I'm not thirsty. - Oh! 14 00:00:39,150 --> 00:00:42,318 Maybe just an ice water for the back of my neck! 15 00:00:42,319 --> 00:00:46,489 - You are pretty hot. - So that's where this is going. 16 00:00:46,490 --> 00:00:49,325 You see, I knew that because I am a cool guy 17 00:00:49,326 --> 00:00:51,895 - who picks up on cues. - Shut up and just 18 00:00:51,896 --> 00:00:54,564 kiss me already! 19 00:00:54,565 --> 00:00:58,334 Come on! Fill the lens 20 00:00:58,335 --> 00:01:02,072 With all your friends Oh 21 00:01:02,073 --> 00:01:06,810 Now is forever 22 00:01:06,811 --> 00:01:10,580 Come on! Fill the lens 23 00:01:10,581 --> 00:01:12,384 With all your friends 24 00:01:12,385 --> 00:01:14,778 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 25 00:01:16,197 --> 00:01:19,266 (huge sigh) Holy moly. 26 00:01:19,267 --> 00:01:21,268 (huge sigh) Agreed! 27 00:01:21,269 --> 00:01:23,804 You know, I got to admit, Andrea, when my boss told me 28 00:01:23,805 --> 00:01:26,006 we were repping a documentary filmmaker, 29 00:01:26,007 --> 00:01:29,643 - I pictured Michael Moore! - Listen, we need to talk. 30 00:01:29,644 --> 00:01:32,679 Wow! One bad joke and it's all over? 31 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,148 No! So, I'm right in the middle of editing footage 32 00:01:35,149 --> 00:01:38,285 of military drones. I know it sounds super cool and bad ass. 33 00:01:38,286 --> 00:01:41,188 So I don't have time for anything serious. 34 00:01:41,189 --> 00:01:43,824 - Hope you understand? - 'Course! 35 00:01:43,825 --> 00:01:46,159 To be clear we still get to have sex? 36 00:01:49,530 --> 00:01:53,233 - That answer your question? - As a matter of fact, it does! 37 00:01:53,234 --> 00:01:57,004 Um, I have a follow up to that! 38 00:01:57,005 --> 00:01:59,406 (long satisfied sigh) 39 00:01:59,407 --> 00:02:02,109 'Morning, Nelson! How is my best bud 40 00:02:02,110 --> 00:02:05,145 in the entire world on this fantastic day? 41 00:02:05,146 --> 00:02:07,648 Aah! You got some last night! 42 00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:10,183 What? No! 43 00:02:10,184 --> 00:02:12,886 Why would you jump to THAT conclusion... out loud? 44 00:02:12,887 --> 00:02:15,088 My room is next to yours and uh, 45 00:02:15,089 --> 00:02:17,891 the walls are so thin that not only can I hear you, 46 00:02:17,892 --> 00:02:21,194 - I can see you. - Ah! 47 00:02:21,195 --> 00:02:23,497 So, do I hear wedding bells? 48 00:02:23,498 --> 00:02:25,899 Pff! Please, it's only been a day. 49 00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:28,635 Yeah, but it's you! I mean a girl can smile at you on the bus 50 00:02:28,636 --> 00:02:30,504 and you start saving two months' salary. 51 00:02:30,505 --> 00:02:32,606 Well, Andrea and I have decided 52 00:02:32,607 --> 00:02:34,741 we're just going to keep it casual. Nothing serious. 53 00:02:34,742 --> 00:02:38,045 (laughing): OK! Good luck with that! 54 00:02:38,046 --> 00:02:40,147 - What's so funny? - Because it's you! 55 00:02:40,148 --> 00:02:43,417 You can't do casual. You need, like, depth 56 00:02:43,418 --> 00:02:46,353 and... satisfying conversation. 57 00:02:46,354 --> 00:02:49,022 Please. I'm Beckett Ryan. 58 00:02:49,023 --> 00:02:51,358 I can do both. 59 00:02:51,359 --> 00:02:54,061 I can set up a booty call with Andrea for later tonight... 60 00:02:54,062 --> 00:02:56,129 and I can find satisfying conversation 61 00:02:56,130 --> 00:02:58,498 - with somebody else right now! - Can you? 62 00:02:58,499 --> 00:03:01,401 - All right, maybe not you! - (Ding!) 63 00:03:01,402 --> 00:03:04,705 Watch this. 'Morning, Dave! 64 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:06,206 - How are you today? - Very busy. 65 00:03:06,207 --> 00:03:08,208 - Ah! No time to talk? - No! 66 00:03:08,209 --> 00:03:10,210 OK, good talk! 67 00:03:10,211 --> 00:03:12,546 Ah! Bryce, my man, you know, 68 00:03:12,547 --> 00:03:15,048 - I don't think we talk enough. - Oh, I think we talk 69 00:03:15,049 --> 00:03:17,784 just the right amount. 70 00:03:17,785 --> 00:03:20,887 Hey, Gordo! What's new? 71 00:03:20,888 --> 00:03:23,156 I lost a fight with my toaster this morning. 72 00:03:23,157 --> 00:03:25,358 - Walking away. - But I want to talk about it! 73 00:03:25,359 --> 00:03:28,261 - No! Ah, hi, Stephanie! - Hi! 74 00:03:28,262 --> 00:03:30,130 What you got there? Everything bagel? 75 00:03:30,131 --> 00:03:32,132 Yeah... Is it really "everything" bagel 76 00:03:32,133 --> 00:03:34,801 if it's just poppy seeds and a mish-mash of crumbs on top? 77 00:03:34,802 --> 00:03:36,603 That's a good point! They should call it: 78 00:03:36,604 --> 00:03:38,538 - a "few things" bagel. - Yeah! 79 00:03:38,539 --> 00:03:40,674 I mean, poppy seeds and crumbs are everything, 80 00:03:40,675 --> 00:03:43,477 - then stop the world, I want to get off. - I'll get you off! 81 00:03:43,478 --> 00:03:46,713 - Oh! Ha ha ha! - The world! Ah! 82 00:03:46,714 --> 00:03:49,716 Thank you, Stephanie, it was a very satisfying talk. 83 00:03:49,717 --> 00:03:52,085 - Still not going to work. - We'll see. 84 00:03:52,086 --> 00:03:54,588 Nelson, look what I got! 85 00:03:54,589 --> 00:03:57,424 - Is it cookies? - Better! It is the monthly trend report. 86 00:03:57,425 --> 00:03:59,993 Ho ho! Sorry, cookies, this IS better! 87 00:03:59,994 --> 00:04:02,062 All right, Nelson, are you ready to predict the list? 88 00:04:02,063 --> 00:04:05,298 You know it! Here we go, girl! Ah, OK, so, um, 89 00:04:05,299 --> 00:04:09,102 Capes and cloaks are in. Wool sweaters, also in. 90 00:04:09,103 --> 00:04:12,105 Town cryering, out. 91 00:04:12,106 --> 00:04:15,041 - And, uh, monocles, super out. - Mm-hm! 92 00:04:15,042 --> 00:04:17,344 - You're missing one! - No, I'm not! 93 00:04:17,345 --> 00:04:20,747 - Somebody's off his game! - What!? What the hell is it? 94 00:04:20,748 --> 00:04:23,016 What trend could I possibly have missed? 95 00:04:23,017 --> 00:04:25,485 - (together): Axe-throwing! - Axe-throwing? 96 00:04:25,486 --> 00:04:28,054 - Mm-hm! - That sounds made up. 97 00:04:28,055 --> 00:04:30,924 Damn, Nelson, everybody axe-throws. Gordon's in a league! 98 00:04:30,925 --> 00:04:34,361 Axes, they're not just for creepy murderers! 99 00:04:34,362 --> 00:04:36,696 OK, so, wait a minute, not only did I not know 100 00:04:36,697 --> 00:04:38,498 about this trend of axe-throwing, 101 00:04:38,499 --> 00:04:41,568 but Gordon knows about it before I do? 102 00:04:41,569 --> 00:04:44,037 So embarrassing! 103 00:04:48,876 --> 00:04:51,778 So, how's our new 'Questions and Comments' box doing? 104 00:04:51,779 --> 00:04:55,182 It's great! I ignore it and nobody gets hurt. 105 00:04:55,183 --> 00:04:57,684 Now, Abby, I've set up that box so that you could ensure 106 00:04:57,685 --> 00:05:01,454 - customer satisfaction. - What about MY satisfaction? 107 00:05:01,455 --> 00:05:04,324 Manion's isn't responsible for YOUR satisfaction. 108 00:05:04,325 --> 00:05:06,393 I'll leave that to the next poor, besotted soul 109 00:05:06,394 --> 00:05:08,428 entrapped by your feminine wiles. 110 00:05:08,429 --> 00:05:11,565 I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear it over the sound of your shirt. 111 00:05:11,566 --> 00:05:14,434 As General Manager of Manion's, 112 00:05:14,435 --> 00:05:16,903 I expect you to respect my wishes 113 00:05:16,904 --> 00:05:19,739 and address all questions and comments. 114 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:22,976 (Lets out long breath.) 115 00:05:22,977 --> 00:05:26,179 Ah! 116 00:05:29,517 --> 00:05:33,854 "Why doesn't Manion's offer vegan options?" 117 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:37,324 Oh, it does! It's called: leaving! 118 00:05:39,727 --> 00:05:42,596 "Why is it always so bright in here?" 119 00:05:42,597 --> 00:05:45,298 Because we want you guys to stop making mistakes! 120 00:05:45,299 --> 00:05:48,034 Yeah! 121 00:05:51,272 --> 00:05:54,241 "When is last call?" Ho ho ho! 122 00:05:54,242 --> 00:05:57,010 When I put you in a cab, Gary! 123 00:06:01,782 --> 00:06:06,119 I got me a bagel with some sesames 124 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:10,257 Toasted it perfectly like I please 125 00:06:10,258 --> 00:06:12,792 - A bagel, bagel, bagel... - Hey! 126 00:06:12,793 --> 00:06:15,428 - There's my sexy skyscraper. - Andrea! 127 00:06:15,429 --> 00:06:18,331 I just had a meeting with someone who smuggled drones 128 00:06:18,332 --> 00:06:20,367 - into the middle east. - Oh, did he go on, and on? 129 00:06:20,368 --> 00:06:23,203 - Like, did he drone on and on? - Yeah, yeah, I get it. 130 00:06:23,204 --> 00:06:25,472 Ah! Um, what are you doing here? 131 00:06:25,473 --> 00:06:28,375 You asked to meet me about my body... 132 00:06:28,376 --> 00:06:32,145 It was an awkwardly worded text, but, uh, message received. 133 00:06:32,146 --> 00:06:35,682 Oh, uh, wow! Um, 134 00:06:35,683 --> 00:06:38,652 - that was meant for later. - Here's the thing about text: 135 00:06:38,653 --> 00:06:40,954 - they get there right away. - I know, um, 136 00:06:40,955 --> 00:06:44,724 listen, I love the direction this is taking, 137 00:06:44,725 --> 00:06:47,560 but maybe we could do this during non-firing hours? 138 00:06:47,561 --> 00:06:50,597 - Like, after dark? - OK! 139 00:06:50,598 --> 00:06:54,301 Thank you for understanding ...and turning out the lights. 140 00:06:54,302 --> 00:06:59,606 - Well, it's dark now. - Hell, I can find another job! 141 00:06:59,607 --> 00:07:03,076 (giggles) 142 00:07:03,077 --> 00:07:06,313 - Hey! - Yo! 143 00:07:06,314 --> 00:07:09,182 Gum! 144 00:07:09,183 --> 00:07:11,451 - Bagel! - What..? 145 00:07:11,452 --> 00:07:15,288 No, bro! This is the treasure I found while Geocaching. 146 00:07:15,289 --> 00:07:17,624 It's this 'way ahead of the curve' trend I've spotted. 147 00:07:17,625 --> 00:07:19,893 Yeah, I love Geocaching. I took my dad last summer. 148 00:07:19,894 --> 00:07:22,829 Your dad! The guy who wears socks with sandals 149 00:07:22,830 --> 00:07:25,298 and still thinks the internet is for hippies is geocaching? 150 00:07:25,299 --> 00:07:27,734 Not anymore. Now, he's axe-throwing. 151 00:07:27,735 --> 00:07:30,904 - Why? - Axe-throwing... No, no reason. 152 00:07:30,905 --> 00:07:33,573 Dude, you need to relax. 153 00:07:33,574 --> 00:07:35,709 I don't think I've seen you with sweat on your forehead before. 154 00:07:35,710 --> 00:07:38,545 Tell you what; 155 00:07:38,546 --> 00:07:41,247 I found a way to relax at work that I highly recommend. 156 00:07:41,248 --> 00:07:43,717 - What are you talking about? - Moments ago, 157 00:07:43,718 --> 00:07:47,153 I was in the boardroom with a lady. 158 00:07:47,154 --> 00:07:50,890 - Things got crazy. - Wow, B., proud of you! 159 00:07:50,891 --> 00:07:53,126 You seem to really have a handle on this whole non-relaysh thing! 160 00:07:53,127 --> 00:07:55,795 - I know! I was pantless at work! - Oh! I must have 161 00:07:55,796 --> 00:07:57,764 - missed THAT casual Friday. - Steph! 162 00:07:57,765 --> 00:08:01,001 Hey! Didn't hear you come in! I meant metaphorically pantless. 163 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:03,370 I was in a heated meeting, I got caught with my pants down 164 00:08:03,371 --> 00:08:07,273 in that meeting. Um... how are you today? 165 00:08:07,274 --> 00:08:10,343 Ah, feeling a little left out. Everyone's doing 166 00:08:10,344 --> 00:08:12,278 this fantasy football thing in the office, but me. 167 00:08:12,279 --> 00:08:14,981 - You can play! - Nyeah, I could, 168 00:08:14,982 --> 00:08:17,250 except I don't know anything about the players, never watch 169 00:08:17,251 --> 00:08:20,086 the game and I really hate football. 170 00:08:20,087 --> 00:08:22,589 You could play fantasy fantasy football. 171 00:08:22,590 --> 00:08:25,025 - What's that? - It doesn't exist. 172 00:08:25,026 --> 00:08:27,260 Yeah, it is! We use fictional characters, we make up the rules 173 00:08:27,261 --> 00:08:29,996 as we go and you don't have to watch a single game! 174 00:08:29,997 --> 00:08:32,632 I LOVE fantasy fantasy football! 175 00:08:32,633 --> 00:08:34,667 Everybody does! It's the hottest trend right now. 176 00:08:34,668 --> 00:08:36,970 No, no, no, hang on a second, if it actually becomes a trend, 177 00:08:36,971 --> 00:08:40,807 - our friendship should end. - Well, you're in trouble 178 00:08:40,808 --> 00:08:43,576 because I just chose Thor as our quarterback. 179 00:08:43,577 --> 00:08:46,212 - Oooh, yeah! - Right!? 180 00:08:46,213 --> 00:08:49,416 You know, I got to get my head back into the game. I'm going shopping. 181 00:08:49,417 --> 00:08:51,951 Good luck! 182 00:08:51,952 --> 00:08:55,555 - Thanks, Beckett! - Aw, come on! 183 00:08:57,792 --> 00:09:00,693 Thank you for attending a very important focus group. 184 00:09:00,694 --> 00:09:02,862 The product you are about to experience has never 185 00:09:02,863 --> 00:09:05,031 been seen before. If you like it, turn your dials 186 00:09:05,032 --> 00:09:07,801 to the right. If you dislike it, to the left. 187 00:09:07,802 --> 00:09:10,737 And it will begin now! 188 00:09:10,738 --> 00:09:13,339 HO! 189 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:17,077 That's what's up. Drink it in. Drink it all the way in, babies, 190 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:20,146 huh!? Ha ha ha HA! 191 00:09:20,147 --> 00:09:23,083 - I know, to the right, guys! - (Beep! Beep! Beep!) 192 00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:26,719 Nelson, what are you doing with my focus group and... 193 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,955 and you know what? In the future, 194 00:09:28,956 --> 00:09:32,725 dress yourself, THEN, do crack. 195 00:09:32,726 --> 00:09:35,328 - I think he looks cool! - Thank you, Gordon. 196 00:09:35,329 --> 00:09:38,465 Almost as good as the mannequin wearing it at Target. 197 00:09:38,466 --> 00:09:40,467 Nelson, I'll be back in 5 minutes, 198 00:09:40,468 --> 00:09:42,735 at which point I would like my focus group back 199 00:09:42,736 --> 00:09:45,338 and I would like my boardroom to be free of... 200 00:09:45,339 --> 00:09:48,675 whatever this is. 201 00:09:50,578 --> 00:09:52,679 - (Ding! Ding!) - All right, guys, 202 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:55,281 - "Beer Abby" 's back in session! - (all): Woo! 203 00:09:55,282 --> 00:09:58,518 (applause) 204 00:09:58,519 --> 00:10:01,988 "Will you go out with me?" Let me take a quick scan! 205 00:10:01,989 --> 00:10:04,424 And... no! 206 00:10:04,425 --> 00:10:07,260 "Beer Abby"? 207 00:10:07,261 --> 00:10:09,863 It's my way! I got to do it my way, Bryce! 208 00:10:09,864 --> 00:10:12,599 Awesome, Abby! Way to take charge! 209 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:16,636 "Do you have any training that qualifies you to give advice?" 210 00:10:16,637 --> 00:10:19,339 Ha ha ha! I'm not even qualified to work in a bar! 211 00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:21,574 (laughter) 212 00:10:21,575 --> 00:10:23,643 This is not the intended purpose of the 'Comments 213 00:10:23,644 --> 00:10:26,880 and Questions' box. No one wants to hear your quippy japes. 214 00:10:26,881 --> 00:10:29,883 Uh, are you guys loving "Beer Abby" or what? 215 00:10:29,884 --> 00:10:32,619 - (all): Woo! - I love you! 216 00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:35,388 I'm totally fan-girling out right now. 217 00:10:35,389 --> 00:10:39,759 - The people have spoken. - No this is not how it's done. 218 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:43,196 It's time for Advice With Bryce. 219 00:10:43,197 --> 00:10:45,798 "What is the WI-Fi password?" It's Manions, 220 00:10:45,799 --> 00:10:47,634 no apostrophe, underscore 7. 221 00:10:47,635 --> 00:10:49,636 - (booing) - Boring! 222 00:10:49,637 --> 00:10:52,472 Just imparting information! 223 00:10:55,876 --> 00:10:57,844 Ooh! 224 00:10:57,845 --> 00:10:59,979 I've never been on a sex crawl before. 225 00:10:59,980 --> 00:11:03,383 I was on a sex walk once, but it was just a fundraiser for HPV 226 00:11:03,384 --> 00:11:06,486 and not nearly as enjoyable. 227 00:11:06,487 --> 00:11:08,855 I'm going to put on a little music, what kind do you like? 228 00:11:08,856 --> 00:11:10,990 Beckett, you're starting to pry! 229 00:11:10,991 --> 00:11:13,560 Yes, right! Just keeping it caj! 230 00:11:13,561 --> 00:11:17,530 - (text alert) - Oh Wow!! - Yeah, super caj! 231 00:11:17,531 --> 00:11:20,200 It's one of my wicked links contacts. He finally agreed 232 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:22,335 to meet with me for an interview. Ah... 233 00:11:22,336 --> 00:11:24,404 but it has to happen now, so... 234 00:11:24,405 --> 00:11:27,640 Oh yeah? Caj! We're all caj! Caj you later! 235 00:11:27,641 --> 00:11:30,977 Is the... other one! 236 00:11:30,978 --> 00:11:32,979 (big breath) 237 00:11:32,980 --> 00:11:35,915 (text alert) 238 00:11:35,916 --> 00:11:38,518 "Why don't they call a plain bagel a nothing bagel? 239 00:11:38,519 --> 00:11:40,620 "Would a nothing bagel even exist? 240 00:11:40,621 --> 00:11:43,256 Did I just blow your mind?" 241 00:11:43,257 --> 00:11:47,126 "If a nothing bagel falls in the forest, does anybody eat it?" 242 00:11:47,127 --> 00:11:50,196 "You would. Ha ha ha. Loser." 243 00:11:50,197 --> 00:11:53,499 Funny story: 244 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:56,502 - my contact's car blew up. - Oh my God! Is he all right? 245 00:11:56,503 --> 00:11:58,771 Yeah, he's fine. And you know how it is! 246 00:11:58,772 --> 00:12:02,675 You and I have very different lives. Do you need a second? 247 00:12:02,676 --> 00:12:05,845 Well... maybe a second helping of you! 248 00:12:05,846 --> 00:12:09,549 Well, you're in luck because papa made a big batch! 249 00:12:09,550 --> 00:12:12,385 Wow! Meet me in the shower. 250 00:12:12,386 --> 00:12:14,854 - Right behind you! - (giggles) 251 00:12:14,855 --> 00:12:17,957 (text alert) Ah! 252 00:12:17,958 --> 00:12:20,760 - " Are you still there?" - Beckett, you there? 253 00:12:22,763 --> 00:12:26,432 Yup! Dig up lots of soap because I'm feeling dirty! 254 00:12:31,641 --> 00:12:33,326 - Hey, Beckett! - What's up? 255 00:12:33,327 --> 00:12:35,726 I was thinking, if you get to have Thor on your fantasy 256 00:12:35,727 --> 00:12:38,396 fantasy football team, then... I want Batman. 257 00:12:38,397 --> 00:12:40,828 The Norse God of Thunder for a guy 258 00:12:40,829 --> 00:12:43,397 with nocturnal identity issues? 259 00:12:43,398 --> 00:12:46,567 You got a death wish, Lyons? 260 00:12:46,568 --> 00:12:49,570 Says a guy who put Tickle Me Elmo as a defense? 261 00:12:49,571 --> 00:12:52,273 He has a belly full of giggles! It's very disarming. 262 00:12:52,274 --> 00:12:54,175 - It's stupid. - Trust me, you're gonna want... 263 00:12:54,176 --> 00:12:56,344 Hey! What are you guys talking about? 264 00:12:56,345 --> 00:12:58,846 Uh, just our fantasy fantasy football league. 265 00:12:58,847 --> 00:13:01,916 It's a fantasy football league with fictional characters. 266 00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:04,018 See, fantasy football league is regular characters; 267 00:13:04,019 --> 00:13:06,053 - fantasy fantasy means you... - Yeah! yeah, yeah, I got it. 268 00:13:06,054 --> 00:13:08,622 - Oh! Bye! - Bye bye! 269 00:13:08,623 --> 00:13:10,624 So... I was wondering 270 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,660 if you want to help me out with a shoot. 271 00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,462 Sure, yeah, are you shooting today? 272 00:13:14,463 --> 00:13:16,864 Yes. Us. 273 00:13:16,865 --> 00:13:22,203 Us? Oh! Us! 274 00:13:22,204 --> 00:13:26,273 Uh... I don't think I'm camera ready. 275 00:13:26,274 --> 00:13:28,743 Maybe just grab a bite to eat? 276 00:13:28,744 --> 00:13:30,845 Yeah, and then we'll go antique shopping, 277 00:13:30,846 --> 00:13:34,515 - we'll buy a dog! - Oh, right... Not a couple! 278 00:13:34,516 --> 00:13:36,484 Come on, it'll just be for the two of us. 279 00:13:36,485 --> 00:13:40,354 - (text alert) - Oh! I got to take this! 280 00:13:40,355 --> 00:13:42,623 My fixer just got abducted in Kabul! 281 00:13:42,624 --> 00:13:44,658 - Lord! - What? 282 00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:46,560 Did you finally realize that Toucan Sam 283 00:13:46,561 --> 00:13:48,863 could never coach a football team? 284 00:13:48,864 --> 00:13:52,700 Hey! If he can find Froot Loops, he can lead a team. 285 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,702 It's all good! He said he was Canadian, 286 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:57,004 and they let him go! 287 00:13:57,005 --> 00:13:59,540 Hey! So, uh, you're ready for your close up? 288 00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:02,443 Yeah, listen, 289 00:14:02,444 --> 00:14:05,513 um, what if we were to make it 290 00:14:05,514 --> 00:14:08,716 less of a thing that could come back to haunt me? 291 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,651 Instead of a sex tape, 292 00:14:10,652 --> 00:14:13,154 maybe we make a sex play? 293 00:14:13,155 --> 00:14:15,990 It will still be scripted, fancy wardrobe, 294 00:14:15,991 --> 00:14:18,325 just not so much post-production. 295 00:14:18,326 --> 00:14:20,961 Well, as long as I get to direct. 296 00:14:20,962 --> 00:14:24,698 I'll head up the props department. 297 00:14:28,370 --> 00:14:30,538 (loud forced sigh) 298 00:14:32,974 --> 00:14:36,176 (other forced sigh and Ahem!) 299 00:14:40,916 --> 00:14:44,452 - (exaggerated sigh) - Oh, for God's sakes, what is it, Nelson? 300 00:14:44,453 --> 00:14:46,754 Dave, I'm glad you asked. (Snif!) 301 00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,923 (loud sigh) 302 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:53,861 The focus group, Ha! 303 00:14:53,862 --> 00:14:56,864 They said that I was overcompensating. ME! 304 00:14:56,865 --> 00:15:01,469 Well, you are wearing... a cape! 305 00:15:01,470 --> 00:15:05,105 Capes are for cartoon characters. 306 00:15:05,106 --> 00:15:07,975 This is a cloak, OK? This is Haute Couture. 307 00:15:07,976 --> 00:15:10,444 This is me being ahead of the trends. 308 00:15:10,445 --> 00:15:13,380 Yeah, well, you look like a vampire that's trying to score ecstasy. 309 00:15:13,381 --> 00:15:17,151 Nelson, you're just having a quarter-life crisis. 310 00:15:17,152 --> 00:15:19,420 It's very common for people of your age. 311 00:15:19,421 --> 00:15:21,822 - Oh, I'm of an age now? - Yes, you are. 312 00:15:21,823 --> 00:15:24,325 That means old! Next thing you know, 313 00:15:24,326 --> 00:15:27,027 I'm going to have hankerings for dinner in the mid-afternoon. 314 00:15:27,028 --> 00:15:29,830 Hankerings! What have I become? 315 00:15:29,831 --> 00:15:32,766 I don't know, but I've got to go to my jet-ski soccer game. 316 00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:34,735 Wait, that's a thing now? 317 00:15:34,736 --> 00:15:37,771 No, no. I just made that up 318 00:15:37,772 --> 00:15:40,007 to hurt you. 319 00:15:43,645 --> 00:15:46,380 (laughter) 320 00:15:46,381 --> 00:15:49,683 "How do I ask my girlfriend to have a threesome?" 321 00:15:49,684 --> 00:15:53,187 You wait for her to bring it up. P.S. She ain't gonna. 322 00:15:53,188 --> 00:15:56,123 Ahem! 323 00:15:56,124 --> 00:15:58,359 "Any advice for someone with a Fine Arts Degree?" 324 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,528 Get comfortable, you are going to spend a lot of time here. 325 00:16:04,299 --> 00:16:06,600 "What the " dollar sign, hashtag, 326 00:16:06,601 --> 00:16:08,869 ampersand, exclamation point" are you doing? 327 00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:10,938 Oh, heh heh, 328 00:16:10,939 --> 00:16:12,940 Beer Abby will be right back, folks, 329 00:16:12,941 --> 00:16:15,709 because Beer Abby might Beer-fired. 330 00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:18,913 Abby, excuse my language, but for pity's sake, 331 00:16:18,914 --> 00:16:21,248 - what are you doing? - Well, right now, I think 332 00:16:21,249 --> 00:16:23,050 I'm being scolded by a guy who thinks 333 00:16:23,051 --> 00:16:25,386 "for pity's sake" is a swear word. 334 00:16:25,387 --> 00:16:27,254 Abby, language! 335 00:16:27,255 --> 00:16:29,823 You have not sold a drink in over an hour. 336 00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:32,493 You know what, everybody? "Beer Abby" is cancelled. 337 00:16:35,063 --> 00:16:37,264 Hey! 338 00:16:37,265 --> 00:16:39,667 Where have you been all afternoon? 339 00:16:39,668 --> 00:16:42,603 Um... I went to the theatre with Andrea. 340 00:16:42,604 --> 00:16:46,140 - Oh, nice! what did you see? - It was a lot like Wicked. 341 00:16:46,141 --> 00:16:48,442 - Did your girlfriend like it? - Oh, she's not my girlfriend. 342 00:16:48,443 --> 00:16:51,211 - Really? - No, we're just keeping it caj. 343 00:16:51,212 --> 00:16:53,781 It's kind of like casual only half as serious. 344 00:16:53,782 --> 00:16:56,550 - Well, I am really jealous. - I beg your pardon? 345 00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:58,419 I've never been able to keep anything casual. 346 00:16:58,420 --> 00:17:00,020 - Oh. - I always have to know 347 00:17:00,021 --> 00:17:02,856 that we're building towards something, you know? But that's 348 00:17:02,857 --> 00:17:06,026 - just the kind of person I am. - I gotta go. 349 00:17:06,027 --> 00:17:08,762 Oh, I'm sorry, is it weird 350 00:17:08,763 --> 00:17:11,098 - that we talked about all this? - No. 351 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:12,900 This was exactly what I needed to hear. 352 00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:15,536 Nelson you were right. What in the hell are you wearing? 353 00:17:15,537 --> 00:17:17,671 I don't even know anymore! 354 00:17:23,478 --> 00:17:26,380 Nelson, have you gained weight? 355 00:17:26,381 --> 00:17:29,316 Ew, no! 356 00:17:29,317 --> 00:17:32,886 Just wearing 4 shirts in case one of them goes out of style. 357 00:17:32,887 --> 00:17:34,922 What are those? 358 00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:38,692 Pogs. Yeah, they were really popular back in grade school. 359 00:17:38,693 --> 00:17:40,928 And you know who knew they were going to be really popular? 360 00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:45,265 Me. Now my magic's all gone. 361 00:17:45,266 --> 00:17:48,636 Nelson, you'll never be able to predict all the trends. 362 00:17:48,637 --> 00:17:52,539 The important thing is to set the trends. Speaking of which... 363 00:17:54,309 --> 00:17:56,443 ...what the hell happened to the 'Beer Abby' Box? 364 00:17:56,444 --> 00:17:59,346 I got rid of it because she wasn't selling any drinks. 365 00:17:59,347 --> 00:18:03,083 - All right, let me at that bell. - (Ding! Ding!) 366 00:18:03,084 --> 00:18:07,221 - Hear ye, hear ye! - Yup! Town cryering is back in! 367 00:18:07,222 --> 00:18:10,924 New rule: anyone who wants to ask Abby a question 368 00:18:10,925 --> 00:18:12,826 has to buy a drink. 369 00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:14,728 "Beer Abby's" back! 370 00:18:14,729 --> 00:18:16,830 (cheering) 371 00:18:16,831 --> 00:18:19,400 Take that, Molly Ringbald! 372 00:18:19,401 --> 00:18:21,635 And you will give Molly Ringbald 373 00:18:21,636 --> 00:18:24,204 the respect she deserves. 374 00:18:24,205 --> 00:18:26,507 Bryce, get a hold of all the major 375 00:18:26,508 --> 00:18:28,609 lifestyle magazines, tell them about the hottest new trend. 376 00:18:28,610 --> 00:18:30,477 Will do, sir. Remember, it was all my idea. 377 00:18:30,478 --> 00:18:34,014 Mm-hm! Yeah, before you know it, 378 00:18:34,015 --> 00:18:36,016 there'll be versions of 'Beer Abby' in bars all across 379 00:18:36,017 --> 00:18:39,286 the country. Don't be ahead of the curve, Nelson, 380 00:18:39,287 --> 00:18:42,690 - be the curve. - Wow! 381 00:18:42,691 --> 00:18:45,759 OK, OK, idea: Um... 382 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:49,797 What if your napkin... was also 383 00:18:49,798 --> 00:18:52,666 a fashionable ascot? 384 00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:56,003 A... a 'napscot' if you will. 385 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:59,606 You know, that's a really good idea! 386 00:18:59,607 --> 00:19:02,142 If we get Ryan Gosling to wear one, within a week, 387 00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:05,179 they'll be selling them at Target. What do you think? 388 00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:08,816 - Just picturing Ryan Gosling. - Wearing your 'napscot'? 389 00:19:08,817 --> 00:19:11,185 No, I'm just... just picturing Ryan Gosling. 390 00:19:16,858 --> 00:19:20,527 Ah... 391 00:19:22,564 --> 00:19:24,698 So you want to stop seeing me 392 00:19:24,699 --> 00:19:26,834 because we have too much incredible sex? 393 00:19:26,835 --> 00:19:29,870 Well, when you say it like that, it sounds crazy! 394 00:19:29,871 --> 00:19:31,872 No, I want to stop seeing you because all we have 395 00:19:31,873 --> 00:19:34,541 is too much incredible sex. That doesn't sound a whole lot better, does it? 396 00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:37,745 It's OK, I mean, do you really think this is the first time 397 00:19:37,746 --> 00:19:41,081 - this has ever happened to me. - So, you understand? 398 00:19:41,082 --> 00:19:43,584 No! This is the first time this has ever happened to me. 399 00:19:43,585 --> 00:19:47,788 - Are you insane? - Look, I'm just not that guy! 400 00:19:47,789 --> 00:19:51,225 I guess I don't do 'casual'. I tried to be that guy. 401 00:19:51,226 --> 00:19:54,795 I played that guy in a risqu? off-Broadway play. 402 00:19:54,796 --> 00:19:58,599 - But I'm not that guy. - God! 403 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:02,936 You're such a good person. 404 00:20:02,937 --> 00:20:07,541 Well, it was fun being your friend with benefits. 405 00:20:09,611 --> 00:20:11,612 (moaning) 406 00:20:11,613 --> 00:20:14,314 (more moaning) 407 00:20:15,383 --> 00:20:17,351 Ah! 408 00:20:19,921 --> 00:20:22,022 (yelling in a hush): Am I insane!? 409 00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:26,526 (text alert) 410 00:20:31,232 --> 00:20:33,634 "I made a major decision." 411 00:20:33,635 --> 00:20:35,435 - "Me too." - "I changed my entire 412 00:20:35,436 --> 00:20:37,905 defensive line to the Transformers." 413 00:20:37,906 --> 00:20:40,340 "Mine are the Garbage Pail Kids." 414 00:20:40,341 --> 00:20:44,211 YouAreTheRealGarbage TrashTalk 415 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,477 Folks, let me tell you about a little thing called a 'napscot'. 416 00:20:50,478 --> 00:20:53,813 All right? It is a hybrid of a napkin and an ascot. 417 00:20:53,814 --> 00:20:56,749 Feeling sloppy? No problem, Papi! 418 00:20:56,750 --> 00:21:00,253 Because you can wipe that mess up with class. 419 00:21:00,254 --> 00:21:03,089 It's a perfect combination of function and fashion. 420 00:21:03,090 --> 00:21:06,893 OK? When I put it on, I feel... (Breathes in.) 421 00:21:06,894 --> 00:21:10,363 I feel confident. And I feel warm, 422 00:21:10,364 --> 00:21:12,965 and I feel secure. 423 00:21:12,966 --> 00:21:15,835 - What do you all think? - (positive buzzes) 424 00:21:15,836 --> 00:21:22,035 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 425 00:21:25,712 --> 00:21:28,147 Now, you guys feeling sloppy? 426 00:21:28,148 --> 00:21:30,917 Don't you worry about it, Papi! 427 00:21:30,918 --> 00:21:33,386 (laughter) 428 00:21:33,387 --> 00:21:35,922 - Sorry, I don't know! - (laughter from production team) 429 00:21:35,972 --> 00:21:40,522 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33813

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