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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,117 --> 00:00:06,519 Well, it's official: Conway PR has closed their doors, 2 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:09,055 meaning their entire roster's up for grabs. 3 00:00:09,056 --> 00:00:11,157 Way ahead of you, boss. I've already got the team hard at work 4 00:00:11,158 --> 00:00:14,961 - reeling in exciting new clients. - Aha! Way ahead of both of you guys, 5 00:00:14,962 --> 00:00:17,163 'cause I just landed Siren Spring Water. 6 00:00:17,164 --> 00:00:19,966 Victory lap! Boom! 7 00:00:19,967 --> 00:00:22,135 Oh, and we're gonna have a special guest using one of our boardrooms 8 00:00:22,136 --> 00:00:23,734 as an office for the next couple of weeks. 9 00:00:23,735 --> 00:00:25,005 Ooh, who is it? 10 00:00:25,006 --> 00:00:28,274 By the way, the elevator's broken and I'm trapped. 11 00:00:28,275 --> 00:00:30,476 (panting) 12 00:00:30,477 --> 00:00:34,046 Maggie! My favourite stepmom! 13 00:00:34,047 --> 00:00:37,183 Thank you, Stephanie. It's such an honour 14 00:00:37,184 --> 00:00:41,320 to be chosen among so many contestants. 15 00:00:42,689 --> 00:00:45,358 So nice to see you haven't changed, Ducky. 16 00:00:45,359 --> 00:00:47,059 Ducky? 17 00:00:47,060 --> 00:00:50,263 - Oh! Never gonna live that down! - Oh! Never gonna get paid 18 00:00:50,264 --> 00:00:52,565 - if you mention it again. - Yeah. - Yeah. 19 00:00:52,566 --> 00:00:53,829 Maggie, why are you using the office space? 20 00:00:53,830 --> 00:00:55,976 Well, I figured 21 00:00:55,977 --> 00:01:00,147 I spent a lot of time around the PR game and I've made a lot of connections, 22 00:01:00,148 --> 00:01:03,414 and so I thought it might be a good idea to open my own firm. 23 00:01:03,415 --> 00:01:04,718 Yeah, she called me up 24 00:01:04,719 --> 00:01:08,389 and I offered her some space here. I mean, the goodness of my heart is overwhelming. 25 00:01:08,390 --> 00:01:11,992 Sir, you just... 26 00:01:11,993 --> 00:01:15,295 openly invited a new enemy across DLPR lines? 27 00:01:15,296 --> 00:01:18,499 Oh, don't be ridiculous, Bryce. Maggie is not an enemy. I trust her. 28 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:22,169 - I'm gonna be her mentor. - Thank you, Dave. And Bryce, 29 00:01:22,170 --> 00:01:25,072 loosen your tie before your head pops off. 30 00:01:26,741 --> 00:01:30,511 Come on, fill the lens 31 00:01:30,512 --> 00:01:33,714 With all your friends 32 00:01:33,715 --> 00:01:38,919 Oh now is forever 33 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:43,359 Come on, fill the lens 34 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:46,718 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 35 00:01:51,484 --> 00:01:53,374 Man, watching elevator Gordon 36 00:01:53,375 --> 00:01:56,978 is way more interesting than watching office Gordon. 37 00:01:56,979 --> 00:01:58,378 It's like watching an animal at the zoo. 38 00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:01,849 Yeah, except afterwards you don't buy a plush toy of this animal. 39 00:02:01,850 --> 00:02:04,885 Is it bad that I hope the repair people take their time? 40 00:02:04,886 --> 00:02:08,322 No, as a matter of fact I gave them the wrong address. 41 00:02:10,392 --> 00:02:14,128 - Oh no! - Oh, my gosh! Oh hey, is that a new watch? 42 00:02:14,129 --> 00:02:17,374 Oh yeah, Jasper gave it to me. It came with an hour-long 43 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:20,677 scuba lesson and a hot air balloon ride. Pretty cool, huh? 44 00:02:20,678 --> 00:02:23,513 I don't know, pretty run-of- the-mill gifts if you ask me. 45 00:02:24,815 --> 00:02:27,651 What is so important I had to run up four flights of stairs 46 00:02:27,652 --> 00:02:29,386 - in heels... - (both): Gordon's stuck 47 00:02:29,387 --> 00:02:32,422 - in the elevator. - Amazing. 48 00:02:34,191 --> 00:02:35,592 (exclamations) 49 00:02:38,095 --> 00:02:40,764 (laughing) Is he gonna take off his clothes? 50 00:02:40,765 --> 00:02:42,766 - Yep. - I'm out. 51 00:02:42,767 --> 00:02:46,136 Come on, guys! It's just getting gritty. 52 00:02:49,407 --> 00:02:51,541 Oh, don't take off your pants. 53 00:02:55,379 --> 00:02:57,847 Maggie, I've always said I got 54 00:02:57,848 --> 00:03:00,550 some of my best ideas from you. Of course, I never said that 55 00:03:00,551 --> 00:03:03,086 - around anyone important. - I guess it's just 56 00:03:03,087 --> 00:03:05,555 the technical side I need some help with, 57 00:03:05,556 --> 00:03:09,459 like how to land clients versus husbands. 58 00:03:09,460 --> 00:03:12,696 Ahh, well, my advice would be: start small. 59 00:03:12,697 --> 00:03:14,698 There's a clothing company, Vintage Year... 60 00:03:14,699 --> 00:03:16,700 - Vintage Year. - Yeah, they're looking 61 00:03:16,701 --> 00:03:18,802 for some fresh ideas to help them with their branding. 62 00:03:18,803 --> 00:03:22,539 - Why don't you work with them? - No, my ideas are too fresh. 63 00:03:22,540 --> 00:03:25,141 Too fresh, you know, they'd become 64 00:03:25,142 --> 00:03:28,978 - mad with power if they had my ideas. - (laughing) 65 00:03:28,979 --> 00:03:32,949 You know, you still light up a room with your laugh, I gotta say. 66 00:03:32,950 --> 00:03:36,853 You... you are the ex that got away, 67 00:03:36,854 --> 00:03:39,656 - you know that, Maggie. - Thank you. 68 00:03:39,657 --> 00:03:41,624 What happened to us, huh? 69 00:03:41,625 --> 00:03:44,961 We did have something back then. 70 00:03:44,962 --> 00:03:48,431 I never saw a guy so selfishly into himself. 71 00:03:48,432 --> 00:03:51,201 That kind of confidence is rare. 72 00:03:52,069 --> 00:03:54,637 Well, I guess I'll... 73 00:03:54,638 --> 00:03:57,073 - go to my office. - Yes. 74 00:03:57,074 --> 00:03:59,342 I'm gonna try and think of some ideas 75 00:03:59,343 --> 00:04:01,778 for the... Vintage Year account. 76 00:04:01,779 --> 00:04:05,248 I've got some work to do too. I'm pitching to Seaworthy today, 77 00:04:05,249 --> 00:04:07,717 - the largest seafood company in the world. - Are you gonna use 78 00:04:07,718 --> 00:04:11,154 your creative thinking or your people skills? 79 00:04:11,155 --> 00:04:13,690 I was just sort of hoping they'd think I had a nice ass, 80 00:04:13,691 --> 00:04:17,060 - but... - How could they not? 81 00:04:20,664 --> 00:04:23,900 Elevator's broken. 82 00:04:23,901 --> 00:04:28,404 That's a very astute observation. They promote you to the rank of detective? 83 00:04:28,405 --> 00:04:31,775 - Hey, there's my fella! - Hey, wanna get some lunch? 84 00:04:31,776 --> 00:04:33,977 Yeah, sure. What's, uh, what's this? 85 00:04:33,978 --> 00:04:37,313 It's a cheese plate, because I wanted to say that you're great. 86 00:04:37,314 --> 00:04:40,416 But this is a little grater. 87 00:04:40,417 --> 00:04:43,753 - (laughing) - Ha! A little grater! He's too funny! 88 00:04:43,754 --> 00:04:47,590 - I love it, thank you. - You're welcome. - It is pretty Gouda. 89 00:04:47,591 --> 00:04:50,693 Hey, 90 00:04:50,694 --> 00:04:52,495 don't ruin the moment, man. 91 00:04:52,496 --> 00:04:55,231 - Let me go put this in the fridge. - Alright. 92 00:04:55,232 --> 00:04:57,367 - Hey, Jasper, I got a cop question. - Alright. 93 00:04:57,368 --> 00:05:00,470 When cops jump in front of a bullet, do they shout 94 00:05:00,471 --> 00:05:04,207 "Noooooo" like they do in the movies? 95 00:05:04,208 --> 00:05:07,377 Well, I've never really been shot at, but I can't imagine 96 00:05:07,378 --> 00:05:10,246 I would say "Yessssss". 97 00:05:10,247 --> 00:05:13,416 Are you ready to go? I know this great little bistro I wanna try out. 98 00:05:13,417 --> 00:05:16,019 Oh, I was just thinking we could go to Manion's, 99 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:18,054 'cause I really love their chicken fingers. 100 00:05:18,055 --> 00:05:21,958 Alright sure, but only because you protect and... serve. 101 00:05:21,959 --> 00:05:24,227 Hmm... alright. 102 00:05:29,033 --> 00:05:32,202 (laughing) Gokarting was fun until you pulled me over. 103 00:05:32,203 --> 00:05:34,871 Your taillight was out. I can't let that slide. (laughing) 104 00:05:34,872 --> 00:05:38,241 Stephanie sure seems happy, huh? 105 00:05:38,242 --> 00:05:41,911 Well, yeah, why wouldn't she be? Jasper's been buying her everything under the sun 106 00:05:41,912 --> 00:05:44,133 and ten tanning sessions in case it gets cloudy. 107 00:05:44,134 --> 00:05:46,340 We done talking now? This is more interesting. 108 00:05:49,220 --> 00:05:53,223 Hey, how do you think Jasper affords all this stuff on a cop's salary? 109 00:05:53,224 --> 00:05:55,161 Gordon is stuck in an elevator, his bladder's 110 00:05:55,162 --> 00:05:57,800 about to burst, and all you care about is Stephanie's boyfriend? 111 00:05:57,801 --> 00:05:59,862 - Eh... - Think about your life. 112 00:06:07,238 --> 00:06:09,372 - OK, bye. - Alright. 113 00:06:09,373 --> 00:06:12,442 Here is your bill, 114 00:06:12,443 --> 00:06:16,179 and my phone number in case you get bored with that blonde stick. 115 00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:18,715 For the last time, we're very happy together. 116 00:06:18,716 --> 00:06:21,017 And I didn't want to do this, 117 00:06:21,018 --> 00:06:23,519 but... looks like lunch is on you. 118 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:26,856 Oh... 119 00:06:26,857 --> 00:06:28,892 you're one of those. 120 00:06:28,893 --> 00:06:32,695 My apologies, officer. Still call me. 121 00:06:36,133 --> 00:06:38,568 (cell phone ringing) 122 00:06:38,569 --> 00:06:40,703 Jasper here. You got 'em? 123 00:06:42,573 --> 00:06:45,541 Come on, the last batch was garbage. This better be grade A, pure white. 124 00:06:45,542 --> 00:06:48,878 You get any trouble getting across the border? 125 00:06:48,879 --> 00:06:52,882 No, no, I'll come to you. Middlecross strip mall, 30 minutes. 126 00:06:52,883 --> 00:06:53,841 Hey, Beckett. 127 00:06:53,842 --> 00:06:56,686 Ha! This thing! I didn't see anything. Or hear anything. 128 00:06:56,687 --> 00:07:00,356 Oh no, suddenly I've gone blind and lost my ability to retain information! 129 00:07:00,357 --> 00:07:04,160 Yeah, yeah. Listen, why don't you cut down on the drinking? It's lunch. 130 00:07:04,161 --> 00:07:07,931 OK! Ah! (laughing) 131 00:07:07,932 --> 00:07:11,734 That cop just broke bad and I'm the only one around that saw it. 132 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:15,471 I'm very busy! 133 00:07:18,175 --> 00:07:20,376 Bryce, why haven't I heard from Seaworthy? 134 00:07:20,377 --> 00:07:24,013 They've been a free agent all morning and it's been over an hour since my phone pitch. 135 00:07:24,014 --> 00:07:25,764 I'll scour the seafood blogs and see what I can find. 136 00:07:25,765 --> 00:07:26,382 Alright. 137 00:07:26,383 --> 00:07:29,986 I'll tell you what you can find! The new kid on the block 138 00:07:29,987 --> 00:07:34,657 just signed the biggest seafood company in the world! 139 00:07:34,658 --> 00:07:39,062 You poached Seaworthy? How could you? 140 00:07:39,063 --> 00:07:41,931 Well, I paid attention. 141 00:07:41,932 --> 00:07:44,133 I studied at your feet, 142 00:07:44,134 --> 00:07:47,670 I heard the wisdom in your words, and then I took 143 00:07:47,671 --> 00:07:50,373 your ideas and put them into action 144 00:07:50,374 --> 00:07:53,109 just like you asked me to. 145 00:07:53,110 --> 00:07:55,111 You listened? 146 00:07:55,112 --> 00:07:57,914 What kind of monster are you? 147 00:07:59,416 --> 00:08:03,086 - Yo, B! I think... - Tut-tut-tut. We need to talk. 148 00:08:03,087 --> 00:08:07,123 - What's going on? - Were you followed? - From over there? 149 00:08:07,124 --> 00:08:09,192 - Were you followed! - I don't think so. 150 00:08:09,193 --> 00:08:12,862 Alright, good. Act natural. 151 00:08:12,863 --> 00:08:14,697 This goes all the way to the top. 152 00:08:14,698 --> 00:08:17,066 - Beyonc?? - What? No, lower. 153 00:08:17,067 --> 00:08:19,302 - The president? - OK, significantly lower. 154 00:08:19,303 --> 00:08:22,939 - Gordon. - What? No, that's the very lowest. 155 00:08:22,940 --> 00:08:25,108 Hey, I can hear you! 156 00:08:25,109 --> 00:08:27,377 It's Jasper. 157 00:08:27,378 --> 00:08:30,146 - He's crooked. - Jasper's crooked? - Hey, keep it down! 158 00:08:30,147 --> 00:08:32,382 - Are you trying to get me killed? - No, no, no. 159 00:08:32,383 --> 00:08:34,717 See, I got a little suspicious 160 00:08:34,718 --> 00:08:37,820 when I saw him at Manion's. First of all, 161 00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:39,922 he got a free meal from Daisy. 162 00:08:39,923 --> 00:08:41,924 Well, to be fair, a hot guy 163 00:08:41,925 --> 00:08:44,594 getting something for free from Daisy is not news. 164 00:08:44,595 --> 00:08:47,897 - I never get free meals. - Really? I get one like once a week. 165 00:08:47,898 --> 00:08:50,566 What? Alright, it's not important. Anyway, 166 00:08:50,567 --> 00:08:53,436 it gets way worse. Then, he pulled out a flip phone 167 00:08:53,437 --> 00:08:56,639 and I overheard him arrange a pickup. 168 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:59,308 Wow, this is just like The Wire. 169 00:08:59,309 --> 00:09:00,355 I don't know, haven't seen it. 170 00:09:00,356 --> 00:09:02,678 Oh my God, you gotta, it'll change your life! 171 00:09:02,679 --> 00:09:04,947 - I've heard such good things about it. - So good. 172 00:09:04,948 --> 00:09:08,518 Anyway, so I tailed him on my bicycle. 173 00:09:08,519 --> 00:09:11,654 He meets up with a weird guy in a trench coat... 174 00:09:13,524 --> 00:09:16,626 ...and then he gives the guy some money 175 00:09:16,627 --> 00:09:19,095 in exchange for... 176 00:09:19,096 --> 00:09:22,031 a package. Hm? 177 00:09:22,032 --> 00:09:25,001 Man, you are crazy. 178 00:09:25,002 --> 00:09:26,869 Oh, maybe you're right. 179 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:29,639 Crazy for risking your life! 180 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,641 - Jasper's clearly dirty! - Right? 181 00:09:31,642 --> 00:09:33,643 I mean, who uses a flip phone? 182 00:09:33,644 --> 00:09:36,344 You see, if you watched The Wire, you'd know to look out for this. 183 00:09:42,126 --> 00:09:45,061 Can't believe you did that. Can't believe I fell for it. 184 00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:47,564 Can't believe all the disbelief I'm having right now. 185 00:09:47,565 --> 00:09:51,000 You didn't fall for anything, crazy pants. 186 00:09:51,001 --> 00:09:54,804 There's no trick. I pitched the client like you told me 187 00:09:54,805 --> 00:09:58,308 and I landed him. You should be proud of me. 188 00:09:58,309 --> 00:10:02,712 I am proud of you. Do you have any idea how confusing this is? 189 00:10:02,713 --> 00:10:06,783 This is like swimming-with-your- cousin-during-puberty confusing. 190 00:10:06,784 --> 00:10:10,753 - So... you're not mad at me? - Of course I'm mad at you! 191 00:10:10,754 --> 00:10:14,057 You came in here to get inside information and used it to poach one of my clients. 192 00:10:14,058 --> 00:10:16,793 Seaworthy was not your client! 193 00:10:16,794 --> 00:10:19,429 Oh, don't you dare use the facts against me! 194 00:10:19,430 --> 00:10:22,465 You agreed to help me. Thanks to that help, 195 00:10:22,466 --> 00:10:26,402 I just got the opportunity I've been waiting for my whole career. 196 00:10:26,403 --> 00:10:30,473 Your whole career? Your career is 12 seconds long! 197 00:10:30,474 --> 00:10:33,610 - How could you do this to me? - To you? 198 00:10:33,611 --> 00:10:35,845 I thought this was part of the game. 199 00:10:35,846 --> 00:10:38,915 Turns out I'm surprisingly good at the game. 200 00:10:38,916 --> 00:10:42,585 Well, now that you've played the game, you can get out of my office. 201 00:10:42,586 --> 00:10:45,054 Yeah, and I want you to know I didn't teach you everything. 202 00:10:45,055 --> 00:10:46,789 I still have a few things up my sleeve. 203 00:10:46,790 --> 00:10:50,660 My guesstimate is you were going to fire an employee at random 204 00:10:50,661 --> 00:10:53,162 just to make yourself feel better. 205 00:10:53,163 --> 00:10:56,332 OK, maybe I did teach you everything. 206 00:11:01,906 --> 00:11:05,074 Well, the benefit of being stuck in here all day 207 00:11:05,075 --> 00:11:08,745 is it gives me a chance to recreate my favourite Tom Hanks movie, 208 00:11:08,746 --> 00:11:11,080 Turner and Hooch. 209 00:11:11,081 --> 00:11:13,349 - (knocking) - Gordon? 210 00:11:13,350 --> 00:11:15,118 God? 211 00:11:15,119 --> 00:11:17,854 No, Gordon, it's me, it's... 212 00:11:17,855 --> 00:11:20,423 Hey, I got a question for you, God. 213 00:11:20,424 --> 00:11:24,327 Do you know what my mom's gonna get me for Christmas? 214 00:11:24,328 --> 00:11:28,031 I suspect you will get nothing unless you tip heavily at Manion's. 215 00:11:28,032 --> 00:11:30,700 - I know it's you, Abby. - Dammit! 216 00:11:31,869 --> 00:11:33,636 Hey, Steph. 217 00:11:33,637 --> 00:11:35,171 - Hi! - You got a minute? 218 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:37,473 I have a few minutes, while my Ichiban noodles cook. 219 00:11:37,474 --> 00:11:40,543 Yummy! Perfect. Um, hey, 220 00:11:40,544 --> 00:11:42,679 did you ever see the movie Training Day? 221 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:44,614 Is that the one with the Jamaican bobsled team? 222 00:11:44,615 --> 00:11:46,716 No, no, you're thinking of Cool Runnings. 223 00:11:46,717 --> 00:11:50,353 - I love that movie. "Yo, man". - "Thanks, coach". 224 00:11:50,354 --> 00:11:52,355 (laughing) 225 00:11:52,356 --> 00:11:54,991 Yeah, anyway, it's Denzel Washington, Ethan Hawke... 226 00:11:54,992 --> 00:11:57,460 Oh, wow! Talk about your hotness fest. 227 00:11:57,461 --> 00:11:59,195 Took the words right out of my mouth. 228 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,144 (laughing) 229 00:12:00,145 --> 00:12:02,732 Anyway, so in the movie, Denzel plays kind of a... 230 00:12:02,733 --> 00:12:06,936 - he's kind of a bad cop. - Oh, Jasper loves cop movies! 231 00:12:06,937 --> 00:12:10,540 Actually, he's more of a Police Academy kind of guy. He likes the man 232 00:12:10,541 --> 00:12:14,077 that does all those sound effects, you know, like... (engine roaring sound) 233 00:12:17,548 --> 00:12:20,116 (tires screeching sound) 234 00:12:20,117 --> 00:12:24,587 (gunshots and gun reloading sounds) 235 00:12:25,589 --> 00:12:27,857 Oh, my gosh. 236 00:12:29,259 --> 00:12:33,052 OK. I don't remember him dying in any of those movies, but anyway, very convincing. 237 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:35,098 - Oh, thanks. - Um, anyway, look... 238 00:12:35,099 --> 00:12:38,267 (text message signal) Oh! Oh, sorry, I have a text from Jasper. 239 00:12:38,268 --> 00:12:38,926 Oh. 240 00:12:38,927 --> 00:12:40,870 He's coming over tonight, we're making candy apples 241 00:12:40,871 --> 00:12:42,805 for our apple-picking weekend. 242 00:12:42,806 --> 00:12:46,242 (beeping) Oh, noodles are ready! 243 00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,778 When I was a kid, I used to call them rubber noodles. 244 00:12:48,779 --> 00:12:51,114 I used to call 245 00:12:51,115 --> 00:12:55,251 hamburgers hamboos. Yeah, it was cute when I was 3, 246 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:58,221 - but not as cute when I was 15. - Great catching up. 247 00:13:03,927 --> 00:13:06,329 - Hey, what are you doing? - Ah! 248 00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:08,297 I invited Jasper over. 249 00:13:08,298 --> 00:13:10,299 I'm gonna talk to him man to man. 250 00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:12,602 Nice. Hey, I got your back. 251 00:13:12,603 --> 00:13:15,165 - (knocking) - Hey Beckett, it's Jasper. 252 00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:16,831 I got your back from in here. 253 00:13:23,781 --> 00:13:27,216 Officer Jasper, what a surprise! 254 00:13:27,217 --> 00:13:30,119 - Why don't you come in? - Alright, thanks. 255 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:32,121 Thanks for having me over. Nice place. 256 00:13:32,122 --> 00:13:33,686 What did you want to talk about? 257 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:35,224 - Have a seat. - Alright. 258 00:13:35,225 --> 00:13:38,061 - Get you something to drink? - Yeah, water would be great. 259 00:13:38,062 --> 00:13:40,596 That can wait. 260 00:13:40,597 --> 00:13:44,467 - Saw you at Starbucks. - Oh, you should have said hi! 261 00:13:44,468 --> 00:13:46,869 No, I mean 262 00:13:46,870 --> 00:13:49,839 I followed you to Starbucks. 263 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:53,176 Oh. I could've just given you a ride. 264 00:13:53,177 --> 00:13:56,012 No, I mean... enough with the stalling techniques! 265 00:13:56,013 --> 00:13:58,848 I'm onto you, pal. 266 00:13:58,849 --> 00:14:01,584 In what way? (chuckling) 267 00:14:01,585 --> 00:14:04,253 Alright. You wanna play it like that? You wanna play it like that? 268 00:14:04,254 --> 00:14:06,255 Alright, let's start small. 269 00:14:06,256 --> 00:14:09,192 I saw you at Manion's. That's right. 270 00:14:09,193 --> 00:14:11,227 I saw you use your influence 271 00:14:11,228 --> 00:14:14,363 - to get a free meal. - That was a Groupon. 272 00:14:14,364 --> 00:14:17,200 Oh yeah? It's Groupon? 273 00:14:17,201 --> 00:14:19,202 That does make a lot of sense. 274 00:14:19,203 --> 00:14:21,504 OK, my mistake. My bad. That's on me. 275 00:14:21,505 --> 00:14:24,974 I'm really embarrassed about it. See, I've been meaning to tell Stephanie. 276 00:14:24,975 --> 00:14:27,443 That's how I've been paying for all our dates. 277 00:14:27,444 --> 00:14:29,912 Oh yeah? You sure you haven't been paying for those dates 278 00:14:29,913 --> 00:14:32,648 with those mysterious packages I saw you pick up 279 00:14:32,649 --> 00:14:34,784 at Starbucks?! 280 00:14:34,785 --> 00:14:37,053 Ohh! 281 00:14:37,054 --> 00:14:39,622 Oh, alright, I see what's happening here. 282 00:14:39,623 --> 00:14:43,626 - Are you accusing me of being a dirty cop? - I don't know. 283 00:14:43,627 --> 00:14:47,130 Are you copping to being a dirty cop, cop? 284 00:14:47,131 --> 00:14:50,466 Not gonna dignify that with a response. 285 00:14:50,467 --> 00:14:53,136 Now if you'll excuse me, 286 00:14:53,137 --> 00:14:56,839 I have some apples that need to be candied. 287 00:15:01,512 --> 00:15:04,580 You leave my friend alone, buddy! Where'd he go? Where'd he go? 288 00:15:04,581 --> 00:15:06,916 Did you hear that? 289 00:15:06,917 --> 00:15:09,485 He practically admitted to being a dirty cop. 290 00:15:09,486 --> 00:15:12,355 Practically. I need to go to Stephanie's and warn her. 291 00:15:12,356 --> 00:15:14,690 Oh, and hey, if you survive, 292 00:15:14,691 --> 00:15:16,893 pick up some hand soap, we're a little low. 293 00:15:22,766 --> 00:15:25,092 Well, you're taking your sweet time leaving. 294 00:15:25,093 --> 00:15:25,868 You know, 295 00:15:25,869 --> 00:15:29,105 I get a little logy after I eat carbs. 296 00:15:29,106 --> 00:15:32,475 Yeah, I know. (humming) 297 00:15:32,476 --> 00:15:36,879 What? Are you gonna start charging me time by the minute? 298 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,182 Well, I don't want to. Bryce does. 299 00:15:39,183 --> 00:15:41,384 I just wanted to apologize. 300 00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:45,888 Yeah, I'm sorry. The news took me by surprise. 301 00:15:45,889 --> 00:15:48,057 I'm not used to seeing you as a rival. 302 00:15:48,058 --> 00:15:51,794 You know, I want to apologize as well. 303 00:15:51,795 --> 00:15:53,796 - No need. - No, no, no. 304 00:15:53,797 --> 00:15:57,700 I really should've told you when I was pitching Seaworthy. I... 305 00:15:57,701 --> 00:16:01,470 I just didn't think I could land it. (laughing) 306 00:16:01,471 --> 00:16:04,674 - Well, you couldn't. - Yes, I could. I'm on my way 307 00:16:04,675 --> 00:16:08,277 - to sign the contracts right now. - No, you aren't. I signed contracts 308 00:16:08,278 --> 00:16:10,913 - with them 20 minutes ago. - You're serious? 309 00:16:10,914 --> 00:16:12,782 Totally serious, yes. 310 00:16:12,783 --> 00:16:16,052 - And I can explain. - No, I can explain. 311 00:16:16,053 --> 00:16:19,422 You're a ruthless horse's ass! 312 00:16:22,626 --> 00:16:25,628 - Thank you. - Yeah. 313 00:16:27,798 --> 00:16:30,833 OK, Gordon, elevator's been fixed. 314 00:16:30,834 --> 00:16:33,669 All you gotta do is push that "open door" button. 315 00:16:33,670 --> 00:16:36,239 Oh. 316 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,307 It is worse than I thought. 317 00:16:40,143 --> 00:16:42,678 Abby? Is that you? 318 00:16:42,679 --> 00:16:46,582 - Hey, buddy! - Hey! You haven't aged that much at all! 319 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:51,520 - Well, it hasn't even been a day. - Then you've really aged. 320 00:16:55,726 --> 00:16:59,061 Maggie, you know, if... 321 00:16:59,062 --> 00:17:01,864 Oh, OK. Excuse me, do you mind? 322 00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:05,868 You know, if you're gonna run and hide from me, 323 00:17:05,869 --> 00:17:09,805 - it's best not to go to a bar I own. - Hello, Ducky. 324 00:17:09,806 --> 00:17:13,743 - Here to have the last laugh? - I'm not laughing. I'm not. 325 00:17:13,744 --> 00:17:15,845 I don't think this is funny. 326 00:17:15,846 --> 00:17:18,681 It's certainly not what I planned. When I make plans, 327 00:17:18,682 --> 00:17:20,783 there's never a point where I look like an ass. 328 00:17:20,784 --> 00:17:23,352 Well, surprise. 329 00:17:25,188 --> 00:17:28,791 Look, if I didn't take Seaworthy from you, somebody else would have. 330 00:17:28,792 --> 00:17:30,299 Nobody would... 331 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:33,199 Yes, they would have. You weren't ready for it. It was too big. 332 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,664 - It's not... - Trust me, 333 00:17:34,665 --> 00:17:36,465 this was for the best. 334 00:17:36,466 --> 00:17:39,602 Well, I'd rather have lost it to a company 335 00:17:39,603 --> 00:17:42,138 whose boss I hadn't slept with. 336 00:17:42,139 --> 00:17:45,741 Maggie, look, if somebody else had taken Seaworthy from you, 337 00:17:45,742 --> 00:17:49,245 it would've destroyed your reputation before you even had one. 338 00:17:49,246 --> 00:17:52,081 - Really? - This way, I can keep it quiet, alright? 339 00:17:52,082 --> 00:17:54,951 I can structure it so it looks like you're somebody 340 00:17:54,952 --> 00:17:57,987 who went toe-to-toe with Dave Lyons and almost beat him. 341 00:17:57,988 --> 00:18:01,424 And then maybe next time the story could be 342 00:18:01,425 --> 00:18:05,761 from "nearly beat him" to "pulverized him". 343 00:18:05,762 --> 00:18:07,797 Yes, alright, well, 344 00:18:07,798 --> 00:18:10,266 let's not get ahead of ourselves, 345 00:18:10,267 --> 00:18:11,767 - alright? - OK. 346 00:18:11,768 --> 00:18:14,737 In the meantime, why don't I... why don't I help out? 347 00:18:14,738 --> 00:18:17,106 Why don't I set you up in an office across town? 348 00:18:17,107 --> 00:18:19,542 Good, that'll be great, 349 00:18:19,543 --> 00:18:22,044 but I have to have a window, 350 00:18:22,045 --> 00:18:24,464 - because I'm a player now. - Of course you do. 351 00:18:24,465 --> 00:18:27,316 - And I want a Xerox machine. - Oh yeah, yeah. 352 00:18:27,317 --> 00:18:30,953 - And, um... a coffee maker... - Yeah. - Expense account... 353 00:18:30,954 --> 00:18:33,823 - Ooh, and I'm gonna need an assistant. - You can have Bryce. 354 00:18:33,824 --> 00:18:38,094 (laughing) He's much better than you'd think. Ow! 355 00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:42,898 Why didn't you just tell me that you were using a Groupon? 356 00:18:42,899 --> 00:18:45,167 I just didn't want you to think I was cheap. 357 00:18:45,168 --> 00:18:48,137 Well, to be honest with you, I'm pretty relieved you didn't pay full price 358 00:18:48,138 --> 00:18:50,740 for apple picking. There is a grocery store right down the street 359 00:18:50,741 --> 00:18:52,742 and they have tons of apples. 360 00:18:52,743 --> 00:18:54,844 Ooh, speaking of saving money, 361 00:18:54,845 --> 00:18:57,013 I bought you something I think you will like. 362 00:18:57,014 --> 00:19:00,016 - Ooh, really? - Yeah. 363 00:19:00,017 --> 00:19:03,953 Noooooo!! 364 00:19:05,789 --> 00:19:08,124 That would've been way cooler in slow motion. 365 00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,159 Beckett, what the hell are you doing? 366 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,862 I am preventing you 367 00:19:12,863 --> 00:19:15,331 from getting embroiled in a world of crime. 368 00:19:15,332 --> 00:19:17,299 - What? - That's right. 369 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,101 Jig's up, jazz. Exhibit A. 370 00:19:19,102 --> 00:19:21,704 - This your package? - Uh, yeah, do you want some? 371 00:19:21,705 --> 00:19:24,473 No, I don't want any of your filthy... 372 00:19:24,474 --> 00:19:27,476 - eggs. - Yeah, pure white, grade A. 373 00:19:27,477 --> 00:19:30,312 I get 'em south of the border for cheaper 'cause Stephy likes my frittatas. 374 00:19:30,313 --> 00:19:32,815 - No way. - Dude, did you... 375 00:19:32,816 --> 00:19:35,217 think these were drugs? 376 00:19:35,218 --> 00:19:37,019 No. 377 00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:39,422 Yeah, you need to lay off The Wire. 378 00:19:39,423 --> 00:19:42,358 Actually, it sounds like I need to see The Wire. 379 00:19:42,359 --> 00:19:45,061 Wait a sec. You come barging into my apartment, 380 00:19:45,062 --> 00:19:47,496 you make wild accusations at my boyfriend... 381 00:19:47,497 --> 00:19:50,833 I mean, thanks for making Police Academy night not so hilarious! 382 00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:52,501 - Steph... - Wait, hang on. 383 00:19:52,502 --> 00:19:57,206 To be fair, as crazy as Beckett seems -and you seem crazy- 384 00:19:57,207 --> 00:19:59,542 if I thought someone you knew was selling large amounts of drugs, 385 00:19:59,543 --> 00:20:01,544 I would step in too. 386 00:20:01,545 --> 00:20:05,481 Of course, I'm a cop. 387 00:20:05,482 --> 00:20:09,018 And I'm a huge idiot. 388 00:20:09,019 --> 00:20:11,187 Hey, I'm gonna go. 389 00:20:13,023 --> 00:20:15,524 Uh, Jasper, I'm sorry for following you today. 390 00:20:15,525 --> 00:20:19,662 - You followed him?! - I had kept that part under wraps. 391 00:20:19,663 --> 00:20:22,698 Really. I would've blabbed that right away. 392 00:20:24,568 --> 00:20:28,871 Look, I'm really sorry. And uh... Thank you, sir, for not shooting me. 393 00:20:28,872 --> 00:20:31,040 Thank you for acknowledging my power. 394 00:20:32,476 --> 00:20:36,045 - Surprisingly soft. - Thank you. 395 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:42,601 You know, there's one thing you didn't tell me about PR today. 396 00:20:42,602 --> 00:20:45,778 Oh, is it how to use a Kardashian's ass 397 00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:47,814 to crash the Internet so a story doesn't get out? 398 00:20:47,815 --> 00:20:50,951 - No. - That's more of a day 2 lesson. 399 00:20:50,952 --> 00:20:54,821 - No. What do you love about it? - What do I love about it? 400 00:20:54,822 --> 00:20:57,023 - Yeah. - Uh, well, I guess I... 401 00:20:57,024 --> 00:20:59,126 I couldn't hack it on the outside. 402 00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:02,863 People, Maggie. Definitely the people. 403 00:21:02,864 --> 00:21:05,132 OK. (chuckling) 404 00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:07,134 Hey, Gordon, how was your day? 405 00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:11,061 Oh, you know, up and down. 406 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:18,460 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 407 00:21:20,047 --> 00:21:22,699 (gravelly voice): I could've killed somebody today. 408 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:23,483 Oh boy. 409 00:21:23,484 --> 00:21:26,019 (imitating gunshot) 410 00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:28,555 In the meantime, while we wait for my ass to drop... 411 00:21:28,556 --> 00:21:30,557 (laughing) 412 00:21:30,558 --> 00:21:33,260 - Come on, guys, it's just getting good! - Ow! 413 00:21:33,261 --> 00:21:35,495 (laughing) 414 00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:40,095 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33546

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