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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,522 --> 00:00:06,199 Ah, Stephanie... I want you to work on this fast food campaign. 2 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,091 Make the gullible public think that it's exciting 3 00:00:08,092 --> 00:00:11,695 that Whammy Burger only comes out with the Whammy Rib Sammy once a year. 4 00:00:11,696 --> 00:00:14,331 - Whammy Rib Sammy's coming back? - Yeah. 5 00:00:14,332 --> 00:00:17,234 - Yes! - And everyone else, 6 00:00:17,235 --> 00:00:20,070 any ideas on how to make peanuts less scary? 7 00:00:20,071 --> 00:00:23,640 Oh, what if we put it in a top hat and a monocle, 8 00:00:23,641 --> 00:00:27,611 a tiny little cane, ah, dammit. 9 00:00:27,612 --> 00:00:31,415 - Yep. - Wait, Dave, I was wondering 10 00:00:31,416 --> 00:00:34,089 if I could take some time to help out my brother, Ray out. 11 00:00:34,090 --> 00:00:35,352 He's a DJ. 12 00:00:35,353 --> 00:00:38,188 Great! I love when we waste time and resources 13 00:00:38,189 --> 00:00:40,657 doing unpaid work for family members. 14 00:00:40,658 --> 00:00:43,627 - What was that, Dad? - Hmm? 15 00:00:43,628 --> 00:00:46,296 You know what, yeah, you take some time 16 00:00:46,297 --> 00:00:48,298 to do some work for your brother 17 00:00:48,299 --> 00:00:50,600 to help him become a better iPod. 18 00:00:52,016 --> 00:00:54,238 So, your brother's still doing the DJ thing, huh? 19 00:00:54,239 --> 00:00:56,740 Yeah! Yeah, he just needs the right push. 20 00:00:56,741 --> 00:01:00,510 Well, he is 40, your parents could start by pushing him out of their house. 21 00:01:02,146 --> 00:01:04,214 (applause) 22 00:01:05,135 --> 00:01:07,651 Where's my brother from the same mother? 23 00:01:07,652 --> 00:01:10,587 Right here. Ready to give props to the man with the same pops. 24 00:01:12,037 --> 00:01:13,490 Ray, the man who brings 25 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:16,560 so much shame, his mom went back to her maiden name. 26 00:01:16,561 --> 00:01:20,163 Hey! Remember this from my parents basement? 27 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:22,165 You remember your parents' basement from this morning 28 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:24,167 when you left there because you still live there? 29 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:26,036 Remember that book you wrote that was really crappy 30 00:01:26,037 --> 00:01:29,239 - because people don�t read crappy books? - Oh, that's handsome Ray bringing the heat. 31 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,108 Just like old times. 32 00:01:31,109 --> 00:01:33,550 - Old, emotionally scarring times. - C'mon, we'll get a coffee. 33 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:36,013 Yeah, if you will excuse me, I have important work to do. 34 00:01:36,014 --> 00:01:39,116 Yeah, you do. Hi. 35 00:01:39,117 --> 00:01:42,219 Hi. 36 00:01:42,220 --> 00:01:45,188 I'm the straight one. 37 00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:47,858 Hi! 38 00:01:47,859 --> 00:01:51,361 Straight one. 39 00:01:51,362 --> 00:01:55,299 Mom? It's happening again. 40 00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:57,934 Come on, fill the lens 41 00:01:57,935 --> 00:02:01,271 With all your friends 42 00:02:01,272 --> 00:02:07,577 Oh now is forever 43 00:02:07,578 --> 00:02:11,114 Come on, fill the lens 44 00:02:11,115 --> 00:02:12,844 With all your friends 45 00:02:12,845 --> 00:02:16,017 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 46 00:02:18,283 --> 00:02:20,117 - This your chair? - Yeah. 47 00:02:20,118 --> 00:02:22,322 - Top of the line. - Why don't you show him 48 00:02:22,323 --> 00:02:24,691 the toilets, Nelson? He seems easily impressed. 49 00:02:24,692 --> 00:02:27,227 They flush by themselves. 50 00:02:27,228 --> 00:02:29,296 Welcome to the future. 51 00:02:29,297 --> 00:02:32,299 It's not as bleak as most movies have predicted. 52 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:35,135 Look man, I actually brought you down here 53 00:02:35,136 --> 00:02:37,704 for something really important. 54 00:02:37,705 --> 00:02:39,973 I wanted to talk to you about your career. 55 00:02:39,974 --> 00:02:42,153 You've been killing it at this DJ thing for years now. 56 00:02:42,154 --> 00:02:45,512 With my PR skills and your real talent, we could take this thing 57 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:49,016 to the next step. There's a whole bunch of industry folks in town 58 00:02:49,017 --> 00:02:51,718 for the "Turn the Tables," fest. I can get you a show. 59 00:02:51,719 --> 00:02:54,521 OK. 60 00:02:55,890 --> 00:03:00,027 Yes, I understand completely. 61 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:04,531 Stop shooting me! I am a man now! 62 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:07,668 63 00:03:09,504 --> 00:03:13,474 - What do you got there? - This? This is Puck Drop 16. 64 00:03:13,475 --> 00:03:17,111 Just came out today. Waited in line till 3:00 AM to get it. 65 00:03:17,112 --> 00:03:20,214 Don't even try to buy a copy, they're all sold out. 66 00:03:20,215 --> 00:03:22,082 I won't. I already have Puck Drop 17. 67 00:03:22,083 --> 00:03:24,384 Oh, cool! 68 00:03:24,385 --> 00:03:26,587 How is that even possible? 69 00:03:26,588 --> 00:03:29,890 I know a guy. Well, it's me. 70 00:03:29,891 --> 00:03:33,627 The company has an amazing predictive algorithm. 71 00:03:33,628 --> 00:03:35,762 Do you want to know who wins the next two Stanley Cups? 72 00:03:35,763 --> 00:03:37,764 No, no, no, no! 73 00:03:37,765 --> 00:03:41,235 - Is it the Leafs? - Do you even watch hockey? 74 00:03:41,236 --> 00:03:45,172 So, what do you say, should I bring it over? 75 00:03:45,173 --> 00:03:49,376 Is that a yes? Okay, 76 00:03:49,377 --> 00:03:52,346 I'm gonna assume that's a yes. I'll bring it over at around 7. 77 00:03:55,550 --> 00:03:58,185 Oh, Puck Drop 16. 78 00:03:58,186 --> 00:04:01,155 I haven't seen any of these yet. 79 00:04:01,156 --> 00:04:04,091 I'll have to binge watch the first 15. 80 00:04:04,092 --> 00:04:06,260 - Gordon... - Don't tell me how it ends! 81 00:04:09,564 --> 00:04:12,266 What are your doing tonight, Abby? 82 00:04:12,267 --> 00:04:14,935 I'm supposed to work some private event for Nelson, 83 00:04:14,936 --> 00:04:17,271 but I really don't want to. You got something better? 84 00:04:17,272 --> 00:04:20,040 I was thinking, maybe we could play poker. My dad always used 85 00:04:20,041 --> 00:04:21,909 to do it at the office, I thought it could be fun. 86 00:04:21,910 --> 00:04:25,646 Yeah, that'll work. Hi, 87 00:04:25,647 --> 00:04:28,782 Daisy. Do you mind covering my shift tonight? 88 00:04:28,783 --> 00:04:32,953 I have got diarrhea. Thanks. Oh-oh, gotta go. Bye! 89 00:04:32,954 --> 00:04:37,658 - Works every time. - Gordon, poker? 90 00:04:37,659 --> 00:04:41,228 Never played before. Is there a lot of going and fishing involved? 91 00:04:41,229 --> 00:04:43,230 Perfect. Now we just need one more. 92 00:04:43,231 --> 00:04:46,166 Yo, Bryce, what are you doing tonight? 93 00:04:46,167 --> 00:04:49,002 Obviously shaving my head. I look like a hippy. Why? 94 00:04:49,003 --> 00:04:50,571 We're playing to play poker at DLPR. 95 00:04:50,572 --> 00:04:53,540 - You in? - You're just like your father. 96 00:04:53,541 --> 00:04:55,776 Never played myself, only watched from a distance. 97 00:04:55,777 --> 00:04:58,912 - It certainly looks like fun. - So what's the buy in? 98 00:04:58,913 --> 00:05:00,948 What did my dad have for a buy in? 99 00:05:00,949 --> 00:05:02,950 They usually play for executive assistants. 100 00:05:02,951 --> 00:05:06,453 The reason I spent 2 weeks in a balloon with Richard Branson. 101 00:05:06,454 --> 00:05:09,256 - How about 50 bucks? - That sounds more reasonable. 102 00:05:09,257 --> 00:05:13,927 Okay. I'm gonna need to borrow 48 bucks. 103 00:05:17,832 --> 00:05:20,867 Yo-ho, I just filled my car with bropane! 104 00:05:20,868 --> 00:05:24,304 What's up, bro? Listen, I got some great news. 105 00:05:24,305 --> 00:05:27,307 I've been on the phone all day, and I got you a showcase tonight. 106 00:05:27,308 --> 00:05:30,844 - Tonight? Wow, you work fast. - Yeah. 107 00:05:30,845 --> 00:05:35,215 - So you're good to make it? - I kinda have a thing tonight. 108 00:05:35,216 --> 00:05:37,217 Well, just move it. 109 00:05:37,218 --> 00:05:40,020 Dave and Bryce already gave me the go ahead to have an all industry night 110 00:05:40,021 --> 00:05:43,457 at Manion's. You are going to blow the roof off the joint. 111 00:05:43,458 --> 00:05:46,360 Don't actually blow the roof off because Dave owns the place 112 00:05:46,361 --> 00:05:50,397 and he said any roof damage would come out of my pay. 113 00:05:50,398 --> 00:05:52,432 You know what? 114 00:05:52,433 --> 00:05:55,736 I am to blow the roof off that place. Then for my encore, 115 00:05:55,737 --> 00:05:58,505 I'll blow it right back on. 116 00:05:58,506 --> 00:06:00,841 Wow, sounds like you really plan to blow. 117 00:06:00,842 --> 00:06:02,674 You want another arm bar, or would you prefer one of these? 118 00:06:02,675 --> 00:06:04,077 No, no. 119 00:06:04,078 --> 00:06:06,980 It's not even real! 120 00:06:08,516 --> 00:06:11,885 Ah man, another beauty goal! 121 00:06:11,886 --> 00:06:14,888 Dave Lyons doesn't do garbage goals. And that's why you have to back-check. 122 00:06:14,889 --> 00:06:16,857 You might want to try winning a face off. 123 00:06:16,858 --> 00:06:19,350 - I'm trying, it's hard. - Really. I'm finding it 124 00:06:19,351 --> 00:06:21,862 remarkably easy right now. And another one! 125 00:06:21,863 --> 00:06:24,464 - There we go. - Jeeze! 126 00:06:24,465 --> 00:06:26,900 - Hey, you want some more pizza? - Sure thing. 127 00:06:26,901 --> 00:06:29,803 So, any other interests, 128 00:06:29,804 --> 00:06:32,472 aside from being slaughtered at electronic versions 129 00:06:32,473 --> 00:06:34,775 of our national sport? 130 00:06:34,776 --> 00:06:38,412 Tell me, what do you think about these energy drinks? 131 00:06:38,413 --> 00:06:40,213 Do they make you feel confident, 132 00:06:40,214 --> 00:06:42,215 alert, jittery? 133 00:06:42,216 --> 00:06:44,685 I don't know. All of the above? 134 00:06:44,686 --> 00:06:46,953 What? 135 00:06:46,954 --> 00:06:48,722 Any other interests? 136 00:06:48,723 --> 00:06:51,692 Mountain biking, I guess. But only downhill. 137 00:06:51,693 --> 00:06:55,095 Do you think that's typical of males 25 to 35? 138 00:06:55,096 --> 00:06:57,631 Maybe some like to go uphill. 139 00:06:57,632 --> 00:07:00,701 Ask around and get back to me on that. 140 00:07:00,702 --> 00:07:03,537 This is crazy! 141 00:07:03,538 --> 00:07:05,906 So, 142 00:07:05,907 --> 00:07:08,942 where do you meet women, Beckett? Where does that happen? 143 00:07:08,943 --> 00:07:10,944 At the grocery store, 144 00:07:10,945 --> 00:07:13,280 the gym, the internet? 145 00:07:13,281 --> 00:07:16,717 What's with all the random questions? 146 00:07:16,718 --> 00:07:18,719 I'm just interested in you 147 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:22,589 and your life. Well, I'm sleepy. 148 00:07:22,590 --> 00:07:24,825 What? The game's not even over. 149 00:07:24,826 --> 00:07:27,194 Score's sixteen nothing, Beckett. 150 00:07:27,195 --> 00:07:28,995 Why don't you keep playing and let me know how it turns out. 151 00:07:28,996 --> 00:07:29,596 Alright. 152 00:07:29,597 --> 00:07:32,065 - Hey, I had a blast. - This was fun. Look out. 153 00:07:32,066 --> 00:07:34,801 Huh? Dammit! 154 00:07:36,270 --> 00:07:38,271 So, what are we playing? 155 00:07:38,272 --> 00:07:41,641 Wenches and Knaves, Milk Maids Dilemma? 156 00:07:41,642 --> 00:07:46,213 OK, so... Texas Hold'em. 157 00:07:46,214 --> 00:07:48,448 We raise the blinds every twenty minutes. 158 00:07:48,449 --> 00:07:51,118 I don't know what any of that means, but I'm a fast learner. 159 00:07:51,119 --> 00:07:54,121 - Really, Gordon? - Well, I'm learning to be a fast learner. 160 00:07:54,122 --> 00:07:56,355 It's a slow process. 161 00:07:57,592 --> 00:07:59,760 This is going to be easy money. 162 00:07:59,761 --> 00:08:02,195 I almost feel guilty. 163 00:08:02,196 --> 00:08:05,332 - (laughs) - (both): Almost. 164 00:08:07,201 --> 00:08:10,203 165 00:08:10,204 --> 00:08:13,139 Thanks for coming. 166 00:08:16,144 --> 00:08:18,345 My brother will be here any minute. 167 00:08:18,346 --> 00:08:21,181 He's probably just hanging out with Drizzy. 168 00:08:21,182 --> 00:08:23,316 My parents, Drew and Izzy. 169 00:08:24,685 --> 00:08:27,187 Could I get a double whiskey. 170 00:08:27,188 --> 00:08:29,189 And could you make that a double as well? 171 00:08:29,190 --> 00:08:30,991 So, you want four whiskeys? 172 00:08:30,992 --> 00:08:33,226 Yeah, at least. 173 00:08:33,227 --> 00:08:35,262 Thanks again for helping me out tonight. 174 00:08:35,263 --> 00:08:38,331 No, I love private events. It's all the fun of work 175 00:08:38,332 --> 00:08:41,368 without the embarrassment of tips. 176 00:08:43,504 --> 00:08:45,939 Your lucks about to end, Bryce. 177 00:08:45,940 --> 00:08:49,276 - I'm all in. - Well, that sounds like fun. 178 00:08:49,277 --> 00:08:52,078 I too am all in. 179 00:08:52,079 --> 00:08:54,147 Pair of jacks. 180 00:08:54,148 --> 00:08:56,716 I have two gentlemen callers. 181 00:08:56,717 --> 00:09:00,687 - Two Kings? - Ooh, twinsies! 182 00:09:00,688 --> 00:09:02,489 - You win again! - I do? 183 00:09:02,490 --> 00:09:05,225 This is easier than I thought it was going to be. 184 00:09:05,226 --> 00:09:07,672 Looks like I'll be shaving my head with premium blades. 185 00:09:08,124 --> 00:09:10,997 Kitty is getting wet food tonight! 186 00:09:13,835 --> 00:09:15,335 What the hell just happened? 187 00:09:15,336 --> 00:09:17,537 We just got hustled 188 00:09:17,538 --> 00:09:19,940 by Gordon and Bryce. 189 00:09:24,078 --> 00:09:26,112 Nelson, 190 00:09:26,113 --> 00:09:28,114 can you close up for me? 191 00:09:28,115 --> 00:09:30,250 No! 192 00:09:30,251 --> 00:09:31,952 I have diarrhea. 193 00:09:31,953 --> 00:09:35,455 Fine! Fine! 194 00:09:35,456 --> 00:09:37,924 Are you ready 195 00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:40,927 for DJ Handsome Ray!? 196 00:09:44,932 --> 00:09:47,267 Where is everyone? 197 00:09:47,268 --> 00:09:49,402 I don't know. 198 00:09:49,403 --> 00:09:53,039 Maybe they're out helping their inconsiderate brothers. 199 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:56,376 Really? Weird crowd. 200 00:09:59,981 --> 00:10:02,883 You are three hours late! 201 00:10:02,884 --> 00:10:05,952 After all I did to set this up for you, you didn't even show? 202 00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:07,954 I did show, 203 00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:11,057 which makes now show time! 204 00:10:11,058 --> 00:10:13,059 Uwa uwa! 205 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:15,061 Uwa uwa! Uwa uwa! 206 00:10:15,062 --> 00:10:16,930 You stop! 207 00:10:18,799 --> 00:10:22,002 This is serious, Ray. I worked my ass off for you! 208 00:10:22,003 --> 00:10:24,444 I have other stuff I should have been doing. 209 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:26,406 Then, do it. 210 00:10:26,407 --> 00:10:29,509 You know, I thought you weren't famous 211 00:10:29,510 --> 00:10:31,511 because nobody gave you a chance. 212 00:10:31,512 --> 00:10:34,180 But you're not famous because you're just... 213 00:10:34,181 --> 00:10:36,182 an ass! 214 00:10:36,183 --> 00:10:38,218 Woah... 215 00:10:38,219 --> 00:10:40,220 DJ Handsome Ray out. 216 00:10:40,221 --> 00:10:44,591 Hey, and don't expect an encore. 217 00:10:44,592 --> 00:10:48,428 Come on, fellows, smoke me! 218 00:10:58,318 --> 00:11:01,554 Yeah, maybe I tore into him a little more than I should have, 219 00:11:01,555 --> 00:11:04,490 - but three hours? Come on! - Maybe your mom 220 00:11:04,491 --> 00:11:07,493 wouldn't let him leave the dinner table until he finished all his vegetables. 221 00:11:07,494 --> 00:11:10,830 You know if I tell him you said that, he's going to smack you around later. 222 00:11:10,831 --> 00:11:12,777 Then how about you don't tell him? 223 00:11:12,778 --> 00:11:14,779 No, it was pretty good. He'll want to hear it. 224 00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:17,250 Then he'll beat you. It'll be good on both ends. 225 00:11:17,251 --> 00:11:20,052 I should go see if he's okay. 226 00:11:20,053 --> 00:11:22,721 I didn't get to tell you about hanging out with Dave last night. 227 00:11:22,722 --> 00:11:26,158 - I don't care. - (sighing) 228 00:11:37,904 --> 00:11:40,138 Ah. 229 00:11:40,139 --> 00:11:42,574 There it is. 230 00:11:42,575 --> 00:11:44,543 Everything seems to be 231 00:11:44,544 --> 00:11:46,578 in order here. Oh, hey, Bryce. 232 00:11:46,579 --> 00:11:50,549 How's, huh, 233 00:11:50,550 --> 00:11:53,151 something in your life? 234 00:11:53,152 --> 00:11:54,887 What do you want? 235 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:58,357 Nothing. Just making conver-saysh. 236 00:11:58,358 --> 00:12:00,626 Like I did last night at my apartment 237 00:12:00,627 --> 00:12:03,962 with a certain Mr. Dave Lyons. 238 00:12:03,963 --> 00:12:05,449 Was that supposed to be a name drop? 239 00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:07,356 You do understand that we all work with him, right? 240 00:12:07,357 --> 00:12:10,369 - The Dave Lyons? - Yes, 241 00:12:10,370 --> 00:12:12,371 thank you, Gordon. 242 00:12:12,372 --> 00:12:15,040 I mean, it was no big deal. We just hung out, 243 00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:19,211 just a video game and sharing a little pizza pie. 244 00:12:19,212 --> 00:12:21,213 Ha! Ha! Wow! 245 00:12:21,214 --> 00:12:24,983 And how did you find the pizza? 246 00:12:24,984 --> 00:12:28,253 Would you say it was poor, fair, good, great? 247 00:12:28,254 --> 00:12:31,256 It was pizza. Although I have to admit, 248 00:12:31,257 --> 00:12:34,152 it did taste better sharing it with Dave 249 00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:36,061 as equals. 250 00:12:36,062 --> 00:12:38,063 Don't be jealous. 251 00:12:38,064 --> 00:12:40,599 When Dave was at your house, did he ask any questions 252 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,601 about your lifestyle, by any chance? 253 00:12:42,602 --> 00:12:44,603 Yeah, you've had conversations before, right? 254 00:12:44,604 --> 00:12:46,605 Ha! Ha! Never you mind. 255 00:12:46,606 --> 00:12:48,874 I'm sure a "25 to 35 year-old male" like yourself 256 00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:51,710 is just the sort of person Dave is looking to get to know. 257 00:12:51,711 --> 00:12:53,979 You're being very smug right now, 258 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:55,981 but it doesn't bother me 259 00:12:55,982 --> 00:12:58,483 because I have a friend 260 00:12:58,484 --> 00:13:02,120 and his name is Dave! 261 00:13:03,056 --> 00:13:06,373 They set up distractions everywhere to throw us off guard. 262 00:13:06,374 --> 00:13:08,123 Wow! Really? 263 00:13:08,124 --> 00:13:10,892 - I don't know, but they did something! - I think 264 00:13:10,893 --> 00:13:12,894 they just lied about how much they've played. 265 00:13:12,895 --> 00:13:14,896 We got suckered. It's part of the game. 266 00:13:14,897 --> 00:13:17,566 You know what we should do? Watch, it's quite simple. 267 00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:19,901 I think if we just... Ha! Ha! 268 00:13:19,902 --> 00:13:22,971 We can set up another game at my place tonight. 269 00:13:22,972 --> 00:13:25,240 Yes! And then they can't set up anything. 270 00:13:25,241 --> 00:13:27,642 Unless they've already gotten to Beckett. 271 00:13:27,643 --> 00:13:29,644 I think I'd feel more comfortable with this plan 272 00:13:29,645 --> 00:13:32,747 if we focused less on this whole distraction thing. 273 00:13:32,748 --> 00:13:34,849 Whose side are you on? 274 00:13:34,850 --> 00:13:36,751 I'm on your side, 275 00:13:36,752 --> 00:13:39,020 unless your side is the side that thinks that Gordon 276 00:13:39,021 --> 00:13:40,783 is some kind of secret poker shark. 277 00:13:40,784 --> 00:13:43,124 In which case I'm on the side that's making fun of your side behind your back. 278 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:45,860 We're not going to get hustled again. How about another 50 dollar buy in? 279 00:13:45,861 --> 00:13:48,563 - Great. Can I borrow another 50 bucks? - Great! OK. 280 00:13:48,564 --> 00:13:50,737 You go get Gordon and Bryce. I'm gonna go home and do nothing. 281 00:13:50,738 --> 00:13:53,221 - Great! - See you. 282 00:13:57,106 --> 00:14:00,175 What is up 283 00:14:00,176 --> 00:14:03,545 with Bryce? Am I right? 284 00:14:03,546 --> 00:14:08,617 Well, there goes my serenity. 285 00:14:08,618 --> 00:14:10,619 - What's happening, Beckett? - It's Bryce, 286 00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:12,821 he's just been so smug all day. 287 00:14:12,822 --> 00:14:14,823 What is that about? 288 00:14:14,824 --> 00:14:18,893 Smug is his default emotion anytime I'm not in the room. 289 00:14:18,894 --> 00:14:21,396 This probably has something to do with last night. 290 00:14:21,397 --> 00:14:25,133 What about last night? I thought we had fun. 291 00:14:25,134 --> 00:14:28,570 We did! Well, you did. I was doing research for a new client. 292 00:14:28,571 --> 00:14:32,907 Here, have a look. 293 00:14:34,777 --> 00:14:38,280 - 25 to 35 year-old male magazine? - Yeah, 294 00:14:38,281 --> 00:14:40,282 it's aimed at young men living in a post-feminist world. 295 00:14:40,283 --> 00:14:43,385 You know, kind of a less creepy Maxim. 296 00:14:43,386 --> 00:14:45,820 We'll probably go with a different slogan. 297 00:14:45,821 --> 00:14:49,524 Hey... Ha! 298 00:14:49,525 --> 00:14:51,693 So I was your test subject? 299 00:14:51,694 --> 00:14:55,063 Exactly. You know, I mean, you're intelligent, 300 00:14:55,064 --> 00:14:57,098 literate and just insecure enough to fit 301 00:14:57,099 --> 00:14:59,968 the demographic. I just wanted to find out what your interests are. 302 00:14:59,969 --> 00:15:02,837 I don't believe this. 303 00:15:02,838 --> 00:15:05,607 Why didn't you just ask me? 304 00:15:05,608 --> 00:15:07,442 I did. Last night in your apartment, 305 00:15:07,443 --> 00:15:10,245 don't you remember? Yeah, the only reason I didn't tell you why 306 00:15:10,246 --> 00:15:12,247 because I wanted unfiltered responses. 307 00:15:12,248 --> 00:15:16,351 And besides, I mean, God, 308 00:15:16,352 --> 00:15:18,787 this is kind of funny. 309 00:15:18,788 --> 00:15:20,889 Ah. Yeah, funny. 310 00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:23,591 Yeah. So, and how did the game end up? 311 00:15:23,592 --> 00:15:25,994 You scored four more goals. 312 00:15:25,995 --> 00:15:29,264 - The goal horn kept waking me up. - Sorry about that. 313 00:15:29,265 --> 00:15:33,468 So, how would you characterize that meeting? 314 00:15:33,469 --> 00:15:36,204 Poor, fair or completely humiliating? 315 00:15:37,606 --> 00:15:40,775 Give it back! 316 00:15:42,611 --> 00:15:45,647 Straight. 317 00:15:45,648 --> 00:15:49,984 - Flush. - Sorcerer's Delight! 318 00:15:49,985 --> 00:15:52,787 - Bryce, that's not even a thing. - But I have all the suits! 319 00:15:52,788 --> 00:15:54,789 Fine, we'll play by your rules. 320 00:15:54,790 --> 00:15:56,791 Oh, please! 321 00:15:56,792 --> 00:15:59,627 We know what you're up to. 322 00:15:59,628 --> 00:16:01,629 Oh, please! 323 00:16:01,630 --> 00:16:05,066 We know what you're up to, too. 324 00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:07,569 Playing cards! 325 00:16:09,405 --> 00:16:11,773 You guys made a great decision. 326 00:16:11,774 --> 00:16:14,676 Leather is the way to go. You don't have any kids at home, 327 00:16:14,677 --> 00:16:16,478 so enjoy it while you can. 328 00:16:16,479 --> 00:16:19,247 Boys, get these people the leather treatment. 329 00:16:19,248 --> 00:16:22,610 - They're going home with the cow. - Excuse me, sir. 330 00:16:22,611 --> 00:16:24,386 Can you tell me where the lamps are? 331 00:16:24,387 --> 00:16:26,354 Yeah, they're... 332 00:16:26,355 --> 00:16:28,356 Oh! 333 00:16:28,357 --> 00:16:30,325 How did you find me here? 334 00:16:30,326 --> 00:16:33,995 Drizzy ratted you out. 335 00:16:33,996 --> 00:16:35,997 Well, Drew did, Izzy was napping. 336 00:16:35,998 --> 00:16:39,367 - By the way, you forgot your lunch. - Thank you. 337 00:16:39,368 --> 00:16:41,336 Hey, huh... 338 00:16:41,337 --> 00:16:43,338 why didn't you tell me you worked at a furniture store? 339 00:16:43,339 --> 00:16:46,207 Little brother, come here. 340 00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:49,978 Sit on this incredibly plush 341 00:16:49,979 --> 00:16:53,348 leopard skin chaise lounge. 342 00:16:53,349 --> 00:16:57,619 Nice, really nice. 343 00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:59,754 It's like sitting on a cloud! 344 00:16:59,755 --> 00:17:01,923 Right, and you could be sitting on this cloud 345 00:17:01,924 --> 00:17:03,925 in your living room tonight 346 00:17:03,926 --> 00:17:05,560 with no payments for 24 months. 347 00:17:05,561 --> 00:17:07,495 Wow, 348 00:17:07,496 --> 00:17:09,898 you're good. 349 00:17:09,899 --> 00:17:13,768 I know. You don't need you to tell me. 350 00:17:13,769 --> 00:17:16,438 I was employee of the month 11 of the last 12 months. 351 00:17:16,439 --> 00:17:20,442 - What happened to the twelfth month? - Kirby. 352 00:17:20,443 --> 00:17:23,011 Look, I love DJing. 353 00:17:23,012 --> 00:17:25,113 It's something I love to do, but... 354 00:17:25,114 --> 00:17:27,615 selling furniture is my calling. 355 00:17:27,616 --> 00:17:29,617 I respect that. I do, 356 00:17:29,618 --> 00:17:32,353 but did you have to blow off the show? 357 00:17:32,354 --> 00:17:35,523 I didn't want to. I got stuck here, I had to finish my shift. 358 00:17:35,524 --> 00:17:38,993 They weren�t going for my "9:45pm madness" sale. 359 00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:42,797 I just wanted you to be proud of me. 360 00:17:42,798 --> 00:17:45,366 I am proud of you, 361 00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:47,368 you dumb idiot. 362 00:17:47,369 --> 00:17:50,238 Oh, don't cry. 363 00:17:50,239 --> 00:17:53,341 Well, not on this at least, it's not been scotch guarded yet. 364 00:17:53,342 --> 00:17:56,411 Unless you're taking it home tonight, then bawl away my friend. 365 00:18:00,182 --> 00:18:01,983 Full house! 366 00:18:01,984 --> 00:18:05,386 Oh... Well, I have a queen 367 00:18:05,387 --> 00:18:08,022 and a five! The queen is head of the house 368 00:18:08,023 --> 00:18:10,525 and the 5 has wolf power. 369 00:18:10,526 --> 00:18:13,027 What? 370 00:18:13,028 --> 00:18:15,029 And I have a pair 371 00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:17,131 of Gordon Woolmer business cards. 372 00:18:17,132 --> 00:18:18,040 What? 373 00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:20,702 I didn't like my cards, so I switched them out. 374 00:18:20,703 --> 00:18:23,872 - Gordon, you can't do that. - Well, you can call this number right here 375 00:18:23,873 --> 00:18:25,874 to complain. I'm out of the office right now, 376 00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:28,109 so leave a message and I'll get... 377 00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:30,211 What the hell is going on here? 378 00:18:30,212 --> 00:18:32,480 Do you guys seriously not know how to play? 379 00:18:32,481 --> 00:18:34,516 We've been saying that for two days! 380 00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:37,285 - So you weren't hustling us then? - I don't know. 381 00:18:37,286 --> 00:18:39,521 Do I start taking my clothes off now? 382 00:18:39,522 --> 00:18:41,523 - No! - So how did you beat us 383 00:18:41,524 --> 00:18:45,059 - last time? - Beginner's luck. I guess it ran out. 384 00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:47,729 I played online poker 385 00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:49,998 for five hours today getting ready for this! 386 00:18:49,999 --> 00:18:53,167 Well, it clearly paid off. Congratulations! 387 00:18:53,168 --> 00:18:57,038 No! That is not how you lose at poker! 388 00:18:57,039 --> 00:18:58,806 You have to get bitter and resentful! 389 00:18:58,807 --> 00:19:00,842 At what? The fun memories? 390 00:19:00,843 --> 00:19:03,211 Besides, we won last night, so it all pretty much evens out. 391 00:19:03,212 --> 00:19:06,848 No, it doesn't! You're up five bucks overall somehow. 392 00:19:06,849 --> 00:19:09,017 Terrific! Gordo, coffee? My treat. 393 00:19:09,018 --> 00:19:11,753 Ho-ho, and I didn't even have to take my clothes off. 394 00:19:11,754 --> 00:19:13,921 But I still could. 395 00:19:17,493 --> 00:19:19,928 Yes, hello, Gordon Woolmer, 396 00:19:19,929 --> 00:19:22,330 this is Stephanie Lyons calling. 397 00:19:22,331 --> 00:19:25,099 I hate you! 398 00:19:28,437 --> 00:19:30,438 Hey, Beckett. Let's go grab a drink. 399 00:19:30,439 --> 00:19:33,741 Nah, I think I'll just stay home. 400 00:19:33,742 --> 00:19:35,710 But I'll let my 25 to 35 year-old male friends 401 00:19:35,711 --> 00:19:37,712 know you're looking to hang. 402 00:19:37,713 --> 00:19:39,714 Oh, don't be like that. 403 00:19:39,715 --> 00:19:41,716 Even though I was doing research, I wouldn't have 404 00:19:41,717 --> 00:19:44,586 asked you if I didn't like you. So, how about that drink? 405 00:19:44,587 --> 00:19:46,588 Well, thank you for that, 406 00:19:46,589 --> 00:19:48,590 but you know, to be honest, 407 00:19:48,591 --> 00:19:50,592 I didn't even have the greatest time. 408 00:19:50,593 --> 00:19:53,428 I mean, sure, you're okay for someone outside of my age demographic. 409 00:19:53,429 --> 00:19:55,430 No, I know you had an awesome time. 410 00:19:55,431 --> 00:19:57,432 - No, no, I did not. - Yes, you did. 411 00:19:57,433 --> 00:20:00,268 All right, OK, all right. Fair enough, 412 00:20:00,269 --> 00:20:02,036 fair enough. I guess I'll have to find 413 00:20:02,037 --> 00:20:04,038 someone less cool to come with me 414 00:20:04,039 --> 00:20:06,441 to the magazine launch party. 415 00:20:06,442 --> 00:20:08,543 I need to learn how to pick my spots. 416 00:20:08,544 --> 00:20:11,512 Yes, free food, open bar, 417 00:20:11,513 --> 00:20:13,514 tastefully dressed women. Banksy might be there. 418 00:20:13,515 --> 00:20:15,817 Not that we'll ever know. 419 00:20:15,818 --> 00:20:17,819 Banksy? 420 00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:19,821 Maybe I was a little hasty. Ha! 421 00:20:19,822 --> 00:20:22,624 - (elevator ringing) - Oh! Come on, my car's waiting. 422 00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:25,163 Do you think I'll get to meet Banksy? 423 00:20:25,164 --> 00:20:28,165 I have a feeling you're going to spend a lot of time with him. 424 00:20:30,835 --> 00:20:32,836 Wait, are you Banksy? 425 00:20:32,837 --> 00:20:35,539 Come on! 426 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:41,923 Listen up, everybody. Coming from 427 00:20:41,924 --> 00:20:45,059 from 9 Hingston Avenue, from my parents basement. 428 00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:47,505 I'm talking about 11 times, 429 00:20:47,506 --> 00:20:50,675 that's right, 11 times employee of the month, 430 00:20:50,676 --> 00:20:55,279 my big brother, Handsome Ray! Everybody, give it up! 431 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:58,149 432 00:21:00,019 --> 00:21:05,917 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 433 00:21:06,173 --> 00:21:07,891 434 00:21:26,746 --> 00:21:29,280 You go home and get Gordon and Bryce, and I'm gonna go home 435 00:21:29,281 --> 00:21:32,483 - and do nothing! - Great, I'll see you. 436 00:21:32,484 --> 00:21:34,652 (laughs) 437 00:21:34,702 --> 00:21:39,252 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33020

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