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This is the storyof two sisters,
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Jessica Tate
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and Mary Campbell.
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These are the Tates,
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and these are the Campbells.
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And this is Soap.
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And that's it.
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Be at this address at 8:00.
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Terrible neighborhood.
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How do I know
this is legit, huh?
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You walk in here,
a man with a sock on his face,
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and you're going
to tell me... It's tights.
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Bless you.
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I'm allergic to nylon.
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You're gonna tell me about
maybe the biggest
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drug transaction in history.
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Why, huh?
Why are you giving me this tip?
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I told you why.
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Because these guys
double-crossed me.
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But why should I
believe you, huh?
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I can't even see your face.
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How do I know
this isn't a set up?
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I'm sitting here
talking to a Danskin.
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I'm wearing this thing 'cause
otherwise you'd recognize me.
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I know you?
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God, does this itch.
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Sheriff, you got
the information,
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you can take it or leave it,
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I gotta get an antihistamine.
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Hey, Burt.
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Dan, I'm sorry,
I was just, uh...
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So, how are you feeling?
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Terrible.
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Ah, dang, you're still
feeling terrible.
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No.
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You just said
you were feeling terrible.
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I am, but I'm not still
feeling terrible.
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I'm feeling terrible
all over again.
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Danny, why are you feeling
terrible now?
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I've fallen in love.
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That's what I love about you,
Danny.
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You fall off a horse,
you get right back on.
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I don't even ride, Burt.
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Okay, come on, who is she.
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She's nice.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh, nice.
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That's good.
Nice is good, yeah.
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But what's this,
what, is she a hooker or what?
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What's the surprise in this one?
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She's...
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A college grad.
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Whoa-ho-ho, this is very nice.
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And she comes from
a good family.
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Hey, Danny, it's wonderful.
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Finally, somebody in my family
I can be proud of.
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She's my stepmother.
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Go ahead.
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Blow my brains out,
come on, blow them.
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Danny, what is it with you, huh?
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What's next here, a gorilla?
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You haven't tried that one yet.
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Burt, I'm shocked.
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I come to you
with a problem and...
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Problem, problem?
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This is not a problem,
this is a sickness.
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Your stepmother,
your father's wife?
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This is terrific,
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Tennessee Williams
is now writing my life.
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I don't know what to do,
that's why I came to you.
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I'm in love with her, Burt.
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What can I do?
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What can you do?
You could try saying no,
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next time you feel yourself
getting involved
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with an iffy person
like an axe murderer,
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or Qaddafi's wife,
you could think twice.
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I'm sorry I bothered you.
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I thought, maybe,
instead of jumping on me,
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you'd be understanding.
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Ho-ho-ho, be understanding.
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You don't know how understanding
I've been lately.
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I tried to understand
your brother.
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Hmm-hmm,
what's to understand there?
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A part-time homosexual,
who is now 90 years old,
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and from Minsk?
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Your mother.
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I tried to understand
your mother,
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but she's too busy
watching babies fly,
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and mixing margaritas.
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Chuck and Bob.
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I never understood them.
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Now you, fresh from true love
with a hooker,
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tells me he is in love
with his father's wife,
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and you say to me,
be understanding?
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I could understand Swahili
better than this.
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Now, excuse me, but I gotta go.
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I got things to do.
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There's a whole world
full of criminals out there,
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who, by the way,
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seem absolutely adorable,
compared to this bunch here.
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Why don't they call?
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They said they'd call by now.
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Oh, Daddy, please try
and calm down.
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Calm down?
How can I be calm?
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Communist dog stealing my wife.
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Ex-wife.
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They are probably torturing her
right this very minute.
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Is it bigger than
a breadbox? S?.
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Is it a person?
S?.
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Is it someone I know?
S?.
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A famous person?
S?.
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Living?
S?.
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An actor?
S?.
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Is it Jack Lemmon?
S?. you got it.
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Oh, good, your turn.
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Hello.
Operator?
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Yes, I'm trying to place
a long-distance call
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to the United States of America.
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Excuse me?
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Spell it?
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Operator, it's the United States
of America.
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What?
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What is it with this phone
system you Americans got?
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All lines are busy.
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Who makes calls from Malaguay
to Connecticut on a Tuesday?
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Where are those keys...
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Wait, I got another way.
Go ahead, guess.
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Is it bigger than a breadbox?
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S?.
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Is it a woman?
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S?.
Is she married?
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S?.
To a man?
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S?.
A nice man?
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Oh, s?.
Is it Marlo Thomas?
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S?, you got it.
Yay!
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Why don't they call?
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Why don't we call them?
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How could we call them?
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Sunday night
the rates are lower,
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but you have to dial direct.
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We don't know where they are.
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Hello.
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What?
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No.
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Who was that?
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It was Barbie,
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wanted to know
if Chuck was here.
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El Puerco, why don't we
just hop on a plane,
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and go over there ourselves.
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Because Billy,
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we don't really know if Jessica
is there or not.
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Besides, Malaguayan Airlines
is the worst.
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The food is horrible.
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The chicken's not too bad.
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The stewardesses, however, give
new meaning to the word ugly.
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Why don't they call?
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They were supposed to have
called by now.
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Maybe she forgot the number.
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Oh, Dutch, don't be ridiculous,
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who'd forget their own
telephone number?
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Eight, nine, nine...
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No, no. Wait I'll get it...
No, no, eight.
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Red, Red, you just got to
remember your number.
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This is relatively important.
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Sandi, I never call myself.
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I know my sister's number.
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Call my sister
and ask her my number.
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Wait, I get it out of her.
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Is it bigger than a breadbox?
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Will you stop it, you moron.
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Wait, there is a nine.
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Yes, there's definitely a nine.
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Wonderful.
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Or three threes.
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Yes, Se?ora IncompetenteTelefonista Lady Person.
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I would like to place
a long-distance call
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to Connecticut, America.
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Tate residence, Dunn River.
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Staring at it,
won't make it ring.
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Hello.
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As a rule.
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It's from Malaguay.
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Yes, who's calling, please?
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Give me that.
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This is Chester Tate.
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What?
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Will I accept the charges?
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I certainly will not,
are you crazy?
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A nation kidnaps
the woman I love,
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and expects me to pay
for the phone c...
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Give me that phone, you moron.
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Hello, Sandia, this is you, eh?
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All right listen,
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Listen, you commie, pinko,
thug, kidnapper,
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home-wrecker.
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Good, butter him up.
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Don't worry, we want El Puerco.
Do we get him or not?
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I want to speak
to Jessica first.
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I'm not making any deals until
I know that she's alive.
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He's putting her on.
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Give me that.
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Hello, Jessiquita.
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Oh, thank God.
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Jessica, I...
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Gee, it sounds like you're right
around the corner,
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what a terrific connection.
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Jess? Jess?
Oh, it's you.
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I want you to know
you made a terrible mistake.
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Nobody deals with Chester Tate
this way.
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You got 36 hours
to deliver El Puerco.
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If he is not here:
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Remember 36 hours.
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Have a nice day.
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Well, that's that.
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What?
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If you don't return
to Malaguay in 36 hours,
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they're going to kill her.
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Oh, good.
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Oh, it's awful.
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Se?ora, I can't keep taking
the food back.
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But this is my last meal,
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and I want it to be right,
Private Eskimo.
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No, no, Esquivo.
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Se?ora, se?ora, please,
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this is the fourth time
you sent it back.
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I think the chef
is getting real mad.
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The last time I went in,
he spit at me.
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But after this dinner,
I'll never eat again.
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So, this meal
and the memory of it
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has got to last me a long time.
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Oh, you might tell the chef
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that a Cuisinart would make
his life so much easier.
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Padre, you can stop praying
for me now.
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Oh, I'm not praying for you.
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I'm praying for me.
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I'm praying he will still listen
to me after what I've told him.
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Never in my life have I listened
to a confession like yours.
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And I've had some biggies.
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I've had the P?rons.
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Actually, I haven't finished.
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Oh, it's okay,
he's got the flavor of it.
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That's all he needs.
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Red.
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Ah, buenos Morgen, Sandi.
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I hear you keep sending back
your last meal.
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The food is terrible.
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I think you're stalling.
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Wouldn't you?
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Red, I don't like doing this,
believe me.
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I feel very bad about it.
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Probably not quite as bad
as I feel.
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I figured El Puerco would come.
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I was counting on it.
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But he hasn't.
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I guess he doesn't love you.
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El loves me, if he's not here
it's for a very good reason.
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Come on, Red, be nice, eat your
last meal and enjoy it.
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No, Sandi, it's just that I
never thought I'd die like this.
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I always thought I'd go like
Joan of Arc.
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I would like to go fighting.
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Fighting bravely for my country.
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Or in my sleep.
262
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:18,103
I want to go at my
mother-in-law's.
263
00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:21,607
It would drive her crazy.
A dead body in the house, yuck.
264
00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:26,111
I want to go home.
265
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,046
We'll leave you alone, Red.
266
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:31,483
This is the last
of the last meals.
267
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:34,319
Bon app?tit.
268
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,821
See you at dawn, padre.
269
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,826
You should have asked
for the strawberries.
270
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,896
They're not in season
for another month.
271
00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:03,047
Well, they were certainly right,
272
00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:05,917
when they said
you work in mysterious ways.
273
00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:11,323
So, I guess this is where
I exit.
274
00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:15,593
I could tell you
I don't want to.
275
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,529
That I'm really not ready.
276
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:19,831
But you know that.
277
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,802
And I could tell you
there are so many things
278
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,739
I haven't done,
it's really too soon.
279
00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:29,608
But you know that.
280
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,580
I could tell you that,
281
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:38,416
I don't really care
about any of those things.
282
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:40,919
All I really care about
is my children.
283
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,289
I want to stay with my children.
284
00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:49,027
But you know that.
285
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,666
Take care of them.
286
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,067
Please?
287
00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:59,737
Watch over them all.
288
00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:00,738
I know,
289
00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:03,241
I know they look big
and grown-up.
290
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:09,081
But they're still my babies.
291
00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:13,752
I guess,
292
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:19,024
all I want is
all I've ever really wanted.
293
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:25,030
For them to be healthy
and happy.
294
00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:31,670
If you could promise me that,
295
00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:36,875
I really wouldn't mind
going at all.
296
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,245
Hmm?
297
00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,197
I don't believe this.
298
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:02,200
It's unbelievable.
299
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:05,671
I mean I always like sex,
but to go on for three days.
300
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,676
I'm not even tired.
301
00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:14,646
Me either.
302
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:17,048
You'd think after three days
I'd be exhausted,
303
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,317
but I feel like
I could run a marathon.
304
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:23,054
You did.
305
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:24,889
So, how come we stopped?
306
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:28,326
The bed broke.
307
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:29,827
Oh, yeah.
308
00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:36,334
Sex with you is like eating
pistachio nuts.
309
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:37,835
Thanks.
310
00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:40,305
I think we reached the Ajax.
311
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:43,742
That's apex.
312
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,613
You know, this makes
all the other times
313
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,515
feel like a dental appointment.
314
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:53,851
Danny, do you think
we're falling in love?
315
00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:56,688
There's more to sex than love.
316
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:59,123
You don't think
we're falling in love?
317
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:05,063
Yeah, yeah, I think
we're falling in love.
318
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:07,432
Only we got two big problems.
319
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:09,701
The first is,
you're a married woman.
320
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,904
And the second is,
your husband is my father.
321
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,373
You think he'll be mad?
322
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:17,375
Annie?
323
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:18,376
Oh, my God, it's Chester.
324
00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:19,377
Quick, hide.
325
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:21,380
Quick, quick.
Get under there.
326
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:34,859
Chester.
327
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:38,863
Oh, Annie, Annie, Annie.
328
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,365
Chester, what're you doing here?
329
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:44,702
Annie, Annie, Annie,
Annie, Annie.
330
00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:47,038
Chester, Chester, it won't work.
331
00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:51,709
Oh, you think I'm here to grovel
332
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:54,045
and beg you to take me
back, don't you?
333
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:55,446
Yes.
334
00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:56,748
Would you?
No.
335
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:57,716
Why not?
336
00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,218
Because you're
a chronically unhappy,
337
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:01,719
and demented human being.
338
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,589
Doesn't mean
I'm not a nice person.
339
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,090
Chester get out of here,
340
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:08,092
I don't want you
in my life anymore.
341
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:11,062
I know, I just wanted
to say goodbye.
342
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,802
Goodbye, goodbye.
343
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:36,487
I'm sick, Annie. I'm a sick man.
I can't be happy.
344
00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:39,357
I wasn't happy with Jessica.
I wasn't happy with you.
345
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:43,761
I don't expect you to
understand, but it's all right
346
00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:46,764
because I'm going to a place,
where even I
347
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,167
can finally find a little peace.
348
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,502
Maui?
349
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:55,006
Death.
350
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,408
Chester!
351
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,843
Yes.
352
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:02,346
Tomorrow, I fight a duel
with El Puerco.
353
00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:04,715
I don't want to duel him,
I don't even like him.
354
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:07,552
But he'll kill me.
355
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:10,054
And my suffering will be over.
356
00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:14,058
Tomorrow I'll find my peace.
357
00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:17,061
I'll meet my destiny.
358
00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:24,969
You know, I almost feel at peace
now, just thinking about...
359
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:33,244
What was that?
360
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,647
Chester, you're on my leg.
361
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,985
Hi, Dad.
362
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:47,191
Well, I like this.
I really like this.
363
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:50,194
You think I like this.
I don't like this one bit.
364
00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:51,195
Chester.
365
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:54,198
I don't believe it.
I don't believe it.
366
00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:57,168
You, you and you.
Both of you.
367
00:18:57,169 --> 00:19:00,905
My son and my wife,
this is the final degradation.
368
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:04,909
I see you got yourself
a little gun there.
369
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,911
Sure is a beauty.
370
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,913
Now, I hope you have a license
for that, Dad,
371
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:11,415
otherwise I'm going to have to
put you on report.
372
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:14,418
You think you can make a fool
out of me, do you?
373
00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:16,854
You feel foolish now,
is that it?
374
00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:18,756
Oh, sure, go ahead.
Chester Tate,
375
00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:20,725
the laughingstock of
Connecticut.
376
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:22,226
Well, let me tell you one thing.
377
00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:26,130
I will have the last laugh
before El Puerco shoots me.
378
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:29,000
I'll find a little retribution.
379
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,002
Well, that's great, Dad.
380
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,803
Where you gonna find it?
381
00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:35,239
Right here.
382
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,208
Tomorrow I die.
383
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:40,679
Tonight, you die.
384
00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:34,198
Atenci?n.
385
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:36,701
The heat is awful.
386
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:39,203
No, no, it's not the heat,
it's the humidity.
387
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:40,705
Would you like a blindfold?
388
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,707
Oh, what colors do you have?
389
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:45,209
No, you see we blindfold you,
390
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,211
so you don't see
the men shoot you.
391
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:48,212
Well, that's silly.
392
00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:50,214
If you don't want me
to see them shoot me,
393
00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:51,649
then why do you make
them shoot me?
394
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,653
You know, the amazing thing
about it is that
395
00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:58,656
if you listen,
she actually makes sense.
396
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:02,660
Boys, boys, now, just a minute.
Let's take a vote here.
397
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:05,663
How many of you really,
really want to shoot me?
398
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:08,132
Raise your hands.
399
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:11,068
See, not one hand.
400
00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:12,536
Would you like a cigarette?
401
00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:14,538
No, no, I haven't smoked
in all these years,
402
00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:16,540
I'm not about to start now.
403
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:18,042
In that case,
let's get on with it.
404
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:20,044
Wouldn't you like to do
this tomorrow?
405
00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:22,546
Let's go to the beach
this afternoon.
406
00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:24,187
That's a good idea,
we could pack a lunch.
407
00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:28,053
I'll bring a Frisbee.
408
00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:32,056
Stand against the wall.
409
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:34,558
Well, I'll stand
almost against the wall.
410
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:38,062
Sandi, you really should have
someone clean up this wall,
411
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:39,563
once in a while.
412
00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:42,566
Atenci?n.
413
00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:47,338
Ready. Aim...
414
00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:51,142
Uh, I wonder, could I say
one word before I go?
415
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,177
Take five.
416
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,682
See, Sandi, I understand
that sometimes when two groups
417
00:21:57,683 --> 00:22:01,185
don't believe the same way that
this sort of thing can happen.
418
00:22:01,186 --> 00:22:04,188
And I do believe that you
believe your intentions are just.
419
00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:07,692
Believe me, I admire anyone who
believes in a cause.
420
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:10,695
However, I don't believe that
shooting one woman
421
00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:13,164
from Connecticut
is going to help you.
422
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,666
Goodbye, se?ora.
423
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:19,103
Good luck, private.
424
00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:20,605
Atenci?n.
425
00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:31,015
Ready.
426
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,385
Aim.
427
00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:35,386
Fire.
428
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,298
Can Chester reallykill his son and his wife?
429
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:49,300
Has Burt really walkedinto an ambush
430
00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:50,801
that he may never walk out of?
431
00:22:50,802 --> 00:22:54,071
Has the firing squadreally shot Jessica?
432
00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:56,607
These questions and many otherswill be answered
433
00:22:56,608 --> 00:22:59,444
in the next episode of Soap.
434
00:22:59,494 --> 00:23:04,044
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