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ANNOUNCER: In the last episode
of Soap, Jessica told Chester
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she'd like him to move back home
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while she'sin the hospital sick.
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Burt was elected sheriff,
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which was sickening newsfor Sheriff Prentiss,
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who did a very sick thing
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and said he won'tgive up his office
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and won't be taken alive,
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which meansBurt has to take him,
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and that news made Marypretty sick.
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In the custody battle,
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Carol did a sickening thingby lying on the stand,
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and the judge made itpretty clear
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that Mallu's tacticsmake her sick,
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and both those things
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make Jodie's caselook kind of sick,
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which certainlymakes Jodie sick,
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and Jessica's doctortold Chester
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that Jessica is a sick woman.
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We don't know exactly how sick,but we do know very sick.
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Sick? You won't beafter this episode of Soap.
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This is story of two sisters,
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Jessica Tate
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and Mary Campbell.
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These are the Tates,
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and these are the Campbells,
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and this is Soap.
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Oh, thank God. Oh!
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Burt...
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Jo...
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Is, uh, fine.
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I can really
brighten your day, can't I?
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Well, I'm, uh...
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It's, uh...
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He, uh...
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So did, uh...
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I'm, uh... Coffee?
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Hey... Are you okay?
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Oh, su...
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Ma, something's wrong.
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I know your signs.
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Loss of emotional control,
hysteria.
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It's subtle, but I can see it.
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Now, Ma, what's wrong?
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Jo...
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Bu...
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He...
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Bu...
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They...
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Bu...
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I know. I know.
I know.
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Ma, it's Wendy.
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Wendy, no.
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Yes, Ma, I know, but listen,
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there's not much we can do.
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You just have to have faith.
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Look at this,
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I came over here all depressed
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hoping to get one of your
famous pep talks,
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and I end up
giving one to myself.
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I know it doesn't look good, Ma,
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but don't cry, huh?
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That's not why I'm crying.
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Oh, too bad, it was
a hell of a speech.
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What's wrong?
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It's Burt.
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The election.
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I'm so wrapped up in the trial
I don't even know what happened.
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He lost, huh?
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He won.
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He won.
Well, that's great.
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Oh, yeah, great.
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Sheriff Prentiss
won't give up the office.
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He's sworn
he won't be taken alive.
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What a bad loser.
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Burt and Danny
went to get him out.
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What are they, crazy?
Are they out of their minds?
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Where are you going?
I'm gonna go help them.
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What are you, crazy?
You out of your mind?
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Ma!
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Success!
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Oh, Burt! Burt!
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Oh, Danny.
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All right, Mare.
Mare, come on,
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it was nothing.
I told you not...
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I told you there was
nothing to worry about,
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right? Told you.
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You weren't worried, were you?
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Well, I was a little worried.
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How could you do this to me?
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Mary...
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Mary, what is this?
Now, stop.
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You should've seen him, Jodie.
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He was beautiful.
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What is the matter with you?
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Mary, what are you doing?
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All right, this is...
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What is...? What...?
Why are you hitting?
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Why am I hitting?
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I am hitting
because I have a child in here
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who would like to see you alive,
Burt Campbell.
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Mare. Now,
Mare, please.
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All right, listen to me.
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Just listen to me, all right?
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Now, like it or not,
that's my job.
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I am a sheriff.
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You happen to be married
to a sheriff.
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Now, whatever I have to do
to do my job, I'll do,
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and whatever you have to do
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to keep from going crazy
while I do my job,
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that you've gotta do.
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Now, Mare, I know you're
scared and frightened,
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and I don't want to hear
any more about that.
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I used to walk around
all day long on a girder.
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That never bothered you.
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I used to walk all day
underneath girders,
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with guys dropping hot bolts
from 40 stories up.
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That never bothered you.
Forty stories, Mary.
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That goes right through
the hard hat,
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pfft,
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winds up in your shorts.
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Are you crazy?
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Are you out of your mind?
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Listen, Bob, don't holler at me.
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You are the one that blew it.
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Oh, I blew it?
You blew it.
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I didn't blow it.
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Yeah, you blew it.
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They seem to be at a standoff
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as to who blew it.
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Right in the middle
of an audition,
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Bob starts telling
the filthiest joke
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I have ever heard in my life.
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This lady walks into a bar
with Ed Sullivan and a duck.
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Not now, please.
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Please, guys.
Later, please.
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Hey, Burt. Hey, I'm glad
to see you're alive.
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Thank you.
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Oh, Jodie, I am so upset.
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Don't worry, there'll
be other auditions.
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Not about that, you dummy.
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It about our little...
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Well, it's about our little...
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Wendy, Wendy, Wendy...
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Bob. Bob, come on.
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If we lose her, I don't know...
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I don't know what
I'm going to do.
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Wendy, Wendy, Wendy!
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Come on, Bob.
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I'll take you upstairs.
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I'll get you a tranquilizer.
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Oh, Wendy...
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Poor guy, he's beside himself.
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You just talked him out of it?
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Who?
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Oh, Prentiss! Yeah,
Sheriff Prentiss.
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Mare, it was incredible.
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It was unbelievable.
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I mean, I knew.
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I knew we were
gonna be okay, so...
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It's true, Ma.
It's true.
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He kept saying over and over,
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"It's fine.
We're gonna be fine,"
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and we were.
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It was like he had this
mystical, magical power
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or something.
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So, I mean, I knew.
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I knew that he wouldn't
shoot me, so...
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So he walks in,
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he pours himself
a cup of coffee,
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he sits down.
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So I said...
I'll never forget what you said to him.
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I said...
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"Sooner or later you're gonna
have to come out of there.
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And why hurt other people
in the process?"
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And that was the end of it.
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That's fantastic.
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Yeah, I thought I told it
pretty well.
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Yes, really,
really terrific there.
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Thanks, Burt.
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I'm so glad you're back.
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I'll get you something to eat.
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Hey...
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Hey, what?
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Hey, you.
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I love you.
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I love you too...
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big jerk.
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Well, I'm gonna go wash up.
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Boy, I love that!
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"I'm gonna go wash up."
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Day is done,
Sheriff Burt got his man,
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and now he's gonna wash up.
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I love that.
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Danny?
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Yeah, Burt.
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Shut up.
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Okay, Burt.
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Huh?
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I love that.
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Ma, I gotta go.
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Jodie, please don't go.
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Uh... I need
to talk to you.
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It's... the baby.
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Ma, I'm doing
everything I can do.
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I can't do any more than that.
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Oh, I know, Jodie.
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I'm so proud of you.
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I'm not talking about your baby.
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I'm talking about my baby.
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What's wrong?
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It may not be Burt's.
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Ma! I can't...
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Jodie, I didn't do anything,
I swear.
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It was his double.
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I slept with his double.
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I didn't know it was his double.
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I thought it was him.
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But they looked
exactly alike, right?
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That's mainly why I didn't know.
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But when the baby is born,
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and it looks like it came
from both of you,
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what's the difference?
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What's the problem?
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Because, if it's an alien...
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If it's an alien baby,
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there is a great possibility
he'll be silver and very short.
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Burt's actually fairly tall.
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Well, I'm having a baby.
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I suppose I should
count my blessings.
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Sure, Ma.
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I mean, it's not like
the alien father
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is going to want
the baby for weekends.
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You know what a schlep
that would be?
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Oh, my God!
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Why her? Why Jessica?
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Dutch, would you please relax.
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Mom will be fine, really.
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Well, I'm eating, Corinne,
but I ain't enjoying it.
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It's no reflection
on you, Sandy.
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This stuff is aces.
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Oh, what a relief.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Hey, pal, if you ain't
gonna finish that,
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you can pass it down here, okay?
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Would you care for a shovel?
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I'm home, kids.
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Daddy's home.
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Dutch?
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What are we gonna to do,
big guy?
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What are we gonna do?
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What's the matter with him?
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He's upset about Mother.
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And I'm not, is that it?
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Nobody said you weren't upset.
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Saunders,
I'll have my dinner, please.
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I'm awfully sorry,
but dinner is over.
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Saunders, I just got here.
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Yes, I see, but you were tardy.
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I'm hungry.
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More of an incentive
to be on time.
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Can't you whip up
something, for God's sake?
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Whip up?
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This isn't a chuck wagon.
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I prepare. I create.
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I'm proud of what I serve,
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but never, ever,
under any condition,
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do I "whip up."
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I live here.
270
00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,722
Only temporarily.
271
00:10:57,723 --> 00:11:00,225
I am your employer, Saunders.
272
00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:03,228
Actually,
Mrs. Tate is my employer.
273
00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:04,229
Under her specifications,
274
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,231
I am to serve
only family and guests.
275
00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,734
You are neither.
276
00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,238
Could I have a little
tiny taste of that,
277
00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:14,399
if it's not too much trouble?
278
00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:21,246
Welcome home, Colonel.
279
00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:22,247
Major...
280
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:23,249
Sit.
281
00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,753
We thought you were dead.
282
00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,255
Hope springs eternal.
283
00:11:31,757 --> 00:11:34,759
When did you escape
from your foxhole?
284
00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,761
When the fox threw him out.
285
00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:39,264
All right, that's enough.
286
00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:41,766
I have made mistakes
287
00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:44,269
that I will have to live with
the rest of my life,
288
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,271
but no one on this earth
loves your mother
289
00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:47,272
more than I do.
290
00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:51,276
Oh, my God, I can't stand it.
291
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:54,279
Well, let's put an end
to all this squabbling.
292
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,780
It's petty and pointless,
293
00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:57,782
and let's not forget
your mother is in the hospital,
294
00:11:57,783 --> 00:11:59,784
and we have to remain strong
for her.
295
00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:03,288
I know, but I don't think
I can do that!
296
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:04,790
Dutch!
297
00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:10,795
We've all made mistakes
in our lives,
298
00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:12,297
every one of us,
299
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,798
but we've gotten through them.
300
00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:15,300
We're a family, for God's sake.
301
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,302
Let's try to act like on.
302
00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:19,804
You're right, Daddy.
I'm sorry.
303
00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:20,805
I'm sorry too, Dad.
304
00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:23,308
May I say something?
305
00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:25,310
Go ahead, Gramps.
306
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:29,314
I think I'm sitting
on a squirrel.
307
00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:30,815
All right.
308
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,317
This time
I'm really gonna do it!
309
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,318
Leslie!
310
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,320
Oh, don't you "Leslie" me.
311
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,822
When I put these two wires
together, I'm going up.
312
00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:39,324
We're all going up.
313
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,326
We're all gonna be blown
sky high!
314
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:42,327
Leslie, no.
315
00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:43,828
Oh, stay away from me.
316
00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:46,331
Everybody say your prayers.
317
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,332
Goodbye.
318
00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:52,338
SINGERS:
WGGB...
319
00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:58,343
Leslie...
320
00:12:58,344 --> 00:12:59,344
Billy, wait.
321
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:01,346
Don't worry, Daddy,
he'll be okay.
322
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:02,347
Did you see that?
323
00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:04,849
Did he ask to be excused?
324
00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:06,851
Is that the way a person
leaves the table?
325
00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:10,355
I don't know what's got into
young people these days.
326
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:12,357
I couldn't agree with you more.
327
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:17,362
Any Cub Scout could see
it's not these wires.
328
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,364
It's these wires.
329
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:20,365
Major, don't!
330
00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:38,384
Is it autumn already?
331
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:53,898
All right, this is me
332
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:57,902
when I got out of reform school.
333
00:13:57,903 --> 00:13:59,404
Did you have a beard?
334
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:01,906
No, I was biting the top
of the other guy's head.
335
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:02,907
See?
336
00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:04,409
Oh...
337
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:05,910
This is me in the Navy.
338
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,412
This is me
in the Naval stockade.
339
00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:09,914
You've had some life, Dutch.
340
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:12,917
Yeah. I must be
the luckiest guy in the world.
341
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:13,918
First, Eunice takes me in
342
00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:15,420
and makes me a part
of the family,
343
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:18,923
and then she dumps me,
and then you take me in.
344
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:20,425
I love you, Corinne.
345
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:22,927
I love you, Dutch.
346
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,430
Who is it?
347
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:26,431
It's Eunice.
348
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,933
Eu... Eu...
349
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,936
Get down.
Get down.
350
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:38,443
Hiya.
351
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:39,944
Oh, Corinne, I'm back.
352
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:41,446
I'm back.
353
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,948
Yes, you are. You're back.
354
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:44,949
Oh, I heard about Mother,
355
00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:47,452
and I came as fast as I could.
356
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,454
Are you happy to see me?
357
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:51,956
Happy is not the word.
358
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:53,458
Oh, Corinne, where's Dutch?
359
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,960
Oh, he'll turn up eventually.
360
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:57,462
What's that?
361
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:58,463
What's what?
362
00:14:58,464 --> 00:14:59,464
The lump.
363
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:00,465
What lump?
364
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,966
That lump there.
This lump.
365
00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:02,967
Oh, you mean this lump.
366
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:03,968
What is it?
367
00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:04,969
Uh, Rolf.
368
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:05,970
Who?
369
00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:07,972
I have a dog, Rolf.
370
00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:08,973
Speak, Rolf.
371
00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,476
DUTCH:
Woof! Woof!
372
00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:15,480
Dutch!
373
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:16,982
Woof!
374
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:21,986
Eunice, what are you doing here?
375
00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:25,490
Well, I suppose I don't have
to ask what you're doing here.
376
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:28,493
Eunice, it's, uh,
not how it looks.
377
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:29,994
What?
378
00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:31,996
My boyfriend is in bed
with my sister,
379
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,998
he's going, "Woof! Woof!"
under the sheets,
380
00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:35,500
and it's not how it looks?
381
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:38,503
What was he doing under there,
hiding a bone?
382
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:42,507
No, you see...
383
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,008
I... I...
384
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:46,010
N-n-n...
Not now, Dutch.
385
00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:47,011
Listen, Eunice,
386
00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:48,012
you have a lot of nerve
387
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:49,514
coming in here being appalled.
388
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:50,515
I have a lot of nerve?
389
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,517
My sister steals away
my boyfriend.
390
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,018
Steals away?
391
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:55,520
You ran out on him!
392
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,522
Well, are you calling me
a hussy?
393
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,023
You're calling me a hussy,
aren't you, Corinne?
394
00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:00,024
Go ahead and say it.
395
00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:03,027
My own sister, Corinne,
calls me a hussy.
396
00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:04,028
Go on, say it.
397
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,029
Excuse me.
398
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,531
Later, darling.
399
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,533
Okay. Okay,
you want to get ugly,
400
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:09,534
let's get ugly.
401
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:10,535
Excuse me.
402
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:11,536
You are ugly.
403
00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:12,537
Oh, yeah?
404
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:13,538
Yeah!
405
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:16,040
Shut up!
406
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:19,043
Eunice, what the hell
are you doing here?
407
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:21,546
Dutch...
408
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:24,048
I ran away
because I was so frightened.
409
00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:26,551
I loved you so much
it frightened me,
410
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:29,554
and the more I loved you,
the more frightened I got,
411
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:31,556
and so, in order
not to be frightened,
412
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:34,058
I had to stop loving you,
and so I ran away, and...
413
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:39,063
Oh, Dutch, now
I'm so frightened.
414
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:41,566
I'm so frightened of losing you.
415
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,569
Stable girl.
416
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:48,072
Please, take me back.
417
00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:49,073
I can't.
418
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,074
Oh, what?
419
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,075
What did she tell you?
420
00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:52,076
You were great or something,
421
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:53,578
or that the earth
moved. What?
422
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,079
Eunice!
423
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,081
You know, she fakes it, Dutch.
424
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,583
She has always faked it.
425
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:01,586
I never faked it in my life.
426
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,588
Come on, Corinne.
You told me the story
427
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,590
about the president
of the audio-visual department.
428
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,592
Eunice, would you mind
getting out of my room, please.
429
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,093
And leave you alone with him?
430
00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:10,094
No way.
431
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:12,096
How's he gonna make
an unbiased decision
432
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:13,097
sleeping here with you?
433
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,600
Well, he's certainly not
sleeping with you.
434
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,101
Well, so I'll sleep here too.
435
00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:19,604
With both of us?
Forget it.
436
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:22,106
Well, if I gotta, I gotta.
437
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,610
No, you sleep here, and Corinne,
438
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,612
you'll sleep with me in my room.
439
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,614
Is that okay with you, Dutch?
440
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:34,619
No, but I guess there ain't
no other solution, huh?
441
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:39,123
We'll see you in the morning.
442
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:40,625
Okay.
443
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:44,128
Good night, Dutch.
444
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:45,129
Good night, Dutch.
445
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:46,691
Good night, Eunice.
Good night, Corinne.
446
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,635
I'll sneak in later.
447
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,142
I'll sneak in later.
448
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:17,662
It's gonna be
a beautiful day out today.
449
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:18,663
Oh...
450
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,666
What I don't understand is
451
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:26,170
why everyone has to get up
at 6:00 in the morning.
452
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:28,172
I mean, you'd think
we had somewhere to go.
453
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,174
We serve breakfast at 6.
454
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:34,178
I don't need breakfast.
455
00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:36,681
I haven't eaten breakfast
since I got here.
456
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,683
Well, we also give out
the medicine at 6.
457
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,685
I'm not on medication.
458
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:43,688
The doctors want you up at 6.
459
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,690
Why? They don't
get here till 10.
460
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:48,693
At 6:00,
the doctors are home sleeping.
461
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,695
I'm gonna go back to sleep now.
462
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:53,699
Put in a wake-up call
for me please, at 11:00.
463
00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:58,703
Hi.
464
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,204
Hi.
465
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:02,206
Would you excuse us, please.
466
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:04,208
What are you doing here?
467
00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:05,710
I work here.
468
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,712
You should be home sleeping.
469
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,213
That's what I told
the kidney stone
470
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:10,715
that came in a few hours ago.
471
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,718
So that's how you
refer to us, huh?
472
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:16,721
The kidney stone,
the gallbladder, the spleen.
473
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:17,722
What am I?
474
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,725
The gorgeous redhead.
475
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:22,727
How do you feel?
476
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:25,229
Tired.
They don't let me sleep here.
477
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:26,230
How do you feel?
478
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,733
Tired.
They don't let me sleep either.
479
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,235
You know, this is going to seem
480
00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:32,236
pretty silly to you,
481
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,739
but I thought
I was your only patient.
482
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:38,743
It's because
you make me feel that way.
483
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:42,748
Well, you're very special.
484
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:50,255
You got something on your mind?
485
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:55,259
Well, yes, I do.
486
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:57,762
W-wait a minute. Don't...
487
00:19:57,763 --> 00:20:00,765
Don't say anything.
488
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:05,771
Just give me a few more seconds
of immortality.
489
00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:19,784
I think you were about
to tell me I'm going to die.
490
00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:23,287
It's a new strain of virus,
491
00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:26,290
and we just don't know
how to combat it yet.
492
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:29,293
How fast can you learn?
493
00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:31,796
Not fast enough.
494
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:38,302
Hmm...
495
00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:40,304
I feel like I'm in a movie,
496
00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:42,807
and any minute, they're going
to start playing the music.
497
00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:44,810
You're being very calm.
498
00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:48,312
Don't worry.
499
00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:50,314
When I'm alone, I'll fall apart.
500
00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:52,817
You know, you can
fall apart now.
501
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:54,318
Oh, no, I couldn't.
502
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:58,823
My mascara would run.
I'd look like a raccoon.
503
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:05,830
How much time do I have?
504
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:07,832
Not much.
505
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:10,836
Till lunch?
506
00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:15,339
You have a maximum
of a few weeks
507
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:16,841
or as little as a few days.
508
00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:22,346
That's not enough time.
509
00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:25,349
You see, there's so much
that I have to do.
510
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:27,852
There are people
that I have to apologize to
511
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:29,854
and friends to say goodbye to.
512
00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:33,859
I haven't seen
Kramer vs. Kramer yet.
513
00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:41,365
It's not fair.
514
00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:43,367
I know.
515
00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:46,370
I mean, I finally
replace Benson,
516
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:49,874
and now I'm gonna die.
517
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:52,877
I'm so sorry, Jessica.
518
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,879
I'm so terribly, terribly sorry.
519
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,883
Oh, it's not your fault.
520
00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:01,886
This is never easy,
521
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:05,389
but this time,
it's especially hard.
522
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:08,392
Someone with your kindness
and grace
523
00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:10,395
should be allowed
to stay forever.
524
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:22,900
Well... a while longer
would have been nice.
525
00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:26,410
Listen, you'd better go now.
526
00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:29,413
You've got sick people
to take care of.
527
00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:32,417
Ones you can help.
528
00:22:34,419 --> 00:22:35,420
I'll come back later.
529
00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:38,923
Well, I'll be here.
530
00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:41,426
Not going to get rid of me yet.
531
00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:45,430
I'll see you later.
532
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:49,935
You're a brave lady.
533
00:23:28,473 --> 00:23:30,474
ANNOUNCER:
Will Leslie ever learn to kill herself?
534
00:23:30,475 --> 00:23:31,976
Will she kill herself trying?
535
00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:34,478
Now that Eunice is back,what will Dutch do?
536
00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:35,479
What will Corinne do?
537
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,981
What will Eunice do?
538
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Will they do it together?
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Now that Chester is home,will the family stick together?
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Will Saunders stick around?
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What will Jessica donow that she knows she's dying?
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Does she have a lot of choices?
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These questions and many otherswill be answered
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on the next episode of Soap.
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