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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Yo, yo, yo!
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Dust off the life preservers.
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Summer vay-cay at the lake
is about to go off up in here!
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Um, Ms. Jones, [Chuckling] if you
insist on watching our TV shows,
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please refrain from using the
words you've heard on them.
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And more importantly, please
refrain from repeating vacations.
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We've been to Lake Whitehead so many times,
I'm surprised we're not on the brochure.
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Okay, I'm open to suggestions.
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Glad you asked!
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Why go to a lake named after a zit,
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when you can go to a city named after...
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I don't know, some
old dead French guy...
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Paris!
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Love the idea!
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I'll have Pilot fuel up our jet, and
tell Butler to open up our chateau.
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And then I'll tell reality
to check in with my daughter.
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Mom, my goal is to go to Paris
and buy fabulous designer shoes.
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And you're always saying I
need to be more goal-oriented.
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So really, this is
your dream coming true.
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Honey, I would love to go to Paris.
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But we barely have enough frequent
flyer miles to get to Paris, Tennessee.
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Rocky, charts!
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[Clears throat]
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This airline has triple
mile transfer points.
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We take your grocery points,
convert them to miles then,
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quadruple them using the
promotional code, and voila!
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Four coach tickets to France.
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Buy a new car, charge it,
we can even go first class.
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Okay, okay. But even if we get there,
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Paris is so expensive, we'll have to
turn right back around and come home.
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I'm sorry, guys.
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Well, we gave it a shot.
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Au revoir, Paris.
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Yo, yo, what up, Lake Whitehead?
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Why are you always so quick to settle?
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I'm not. I'm just looking
at the bright side.
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Okay, at least we get a vacation.
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This is why you always wind up
with cold soup at restaurants.
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Rocky, you always just
take what life gives you.
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Well, not me. I fight for what I want.
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And if I want piping hot vichyssoise,
then that's what I'll get.
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Vichyssoise is a cold soup.
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Not after I'm done with it!
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Everybody, everybody,
get out on the floor.
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It can get a little crazy
when the kick hits the 4.
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Make a scene, make a
scene, nobody can ignore.
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Don't knock it. 'Til you rock
it. We can't take it no more.
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Bring the lights
up, bust the doors down.
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All together now.
Shake It Up, Shake It Up.
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Shake It Up.
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And I'll have French bread,
French fries and French Toast.
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Yeah, we're all out of that.
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But how about I bring
you your regular salad,
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and I'll sing Frere Jacques
when I come back with it?
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As they say in France...
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"Let it go".
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Actually, what they say in
France is "let's go to Chicago".
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Yeah, where are you two getting
your information about France?
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I found this house-swapping site,
and there's a family in Paris
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willing to swap their house
for an apartment in Chicago.
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- Ooh!
- What?
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- Ooh!
- Wait, hold up.
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So we'd live in their house,
while they'd live in ours?
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Well, I don't want some random Parisian
kid oui oui-ing all over my room.
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There's one teenage daughter,
and she can sleep in my room.
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Well, I have just three
words for that. Count, me, in!
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[All talking over each other]
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Wait, wait.
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What I say goes.
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And all I have to say is...
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Yo, yo, yo, Paris is about
to get did up in here!
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Sorry. We're going to Paris!
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Okay, all right, so the house
isn't in the middle of Paris.
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But according to this map, it's like...
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A quarter centimeter away.
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Yeah, that's super close.
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CeCe, this...
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On this map...
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Is 500 miles.
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- It is?
- Mm hmm.
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Well, they should really have
something on there that tells you that.
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They do. It's called a scale.
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CeCe, did you really think
that all of France was this big?
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Well, this is Major
Dance Boot Camp Part Deux!
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Are you really surprised, Rocky?
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Everything with CeCe is part "duh".
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Seriously, CeCe, you have
messed up our trip to Paris.
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[Chuckles]
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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CeCe arranged the house-swap,
and nobody checked her work?
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- You're the smart one.
- You're her mom!
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Guys, we're losing focus.
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We're all mad at CeCe, remember?
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This place better have indoor plumbing.
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This isn't my fault.
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The email said they were
in a province near Paris.
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No. CeCe, it says they're in
Provence, a perfect getaway from Paris.
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Well, you know I don't speak French!
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It's in English!
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Bonjour. I'm Etienne, the caretaker.
I have a list of chores for you.
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Oh, great! Now I have to
do chores on my vacation?
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Bonj... you're really cute!
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I'm sorry, I didn't
catch your name. Etienne?
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Oh, that's hard to pronounce.
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I'll just call you Fabio.
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Let me help you with your bags.
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Oh! [Giggling]
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Rocky, look, it was an honest
mistake that anyone could...
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Don't even bother.
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Great. Everyone's mad at me,
and now we're stuck on this farm.
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Could this be any worse?
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[Grunts]
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Oh, yay.
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It's a pig farm.
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I guess it can get worse.
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[Knocking on door]
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Bonjour. I'm Ty Blue from upstairs,
and I promised the Joneses I'd do
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everything I could to make sure you
have a wonderful week in Chicago.
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So here's some guidebooks
and a bus schedule.
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Any more questions, don't
hesitate to check the Internet.
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Bonjour.
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Bonjour!
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My name is Brigitte Didier.
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And, uh, I'm Ty Blue.
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And I was just telling your
folks that I'm gonna be personally
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showing you all around
Chicago's finest sights. Yeah.
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Starting with...
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Ty Blue. [Both chuckling]
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So, Brigitte, I was thinking after we eat,
I could take you to see an American movie.
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In France, cinema is
about what you feel...
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In here.
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[Giggling] [Cell phone beeps]
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Oh. Pardonnez-moi. My phone is
dying. It wants to be charged.
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Les whoa!
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Who is that?
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Her name's Brigitte Didier.
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Yeah, she's my new
girlfriend from France.
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And I think I might be in love.
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Man, you're lucky I'm with Dina.
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Otherwise, it'd be game on.
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Yeah. Bullet dodged.
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Ooh, Ty. Uh, I want to discuss
this week's Shake It Up, Chicago!
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I was thinking, since
Rocky and CeCe are away,
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maybe I could do one
of the spotlight dances.
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A little busy right now.
So is that chair. You mind?
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Bonjour, I am Brigitte.
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And I am not getting up.
So grab a chair, French fry.
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Hi, Brigitte. I'm Deuce.
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Ty must have forgotten to introduce us.
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How's your pizza?
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Brought it over myself.
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It is delicious.
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You know, in France...
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Pizza is eaten with a knife and a fork.
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[Laughing]
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Why are you laughing? She
didn't say anything funny.
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In fact, I don't even
know what she said.
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Yeah, but she said it with
that adorable French accent.
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Well, you know who else had
an adorable French accent?
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Marie Antoinette.
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And we all know what happened to her.
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[Vocalizing]
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Mom, I feel terrible.
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But I will find us a
way to get to Paris.
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Oh, who wants to go to
boring old Paris anyway?
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Could you please pass the butter?
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I just love the French countryside.
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All is forgiven, mon petit chouchou.
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What about my petit shoe-shoes?
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Besides, don't you want to
experience all that culture junk?
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You said you were dying
to sit at a Parisian cafe.
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That was just for the cute waiters.
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But nobody's gonna beat this guy.
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Oh, could you pass the jam?
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Hmm!
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Okay, bottom line, Paris is off.
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Deal with it.
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You know what? I think I would like to
finish my breakfast over there, Fabio.
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While I watch you chop wood.
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Hey, look at me on a
working farm in France!
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How about some fresh milk?
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I squeezed it from the cow this
morning. Still warm. [Chuckles]
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Not a selling point.
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But, Rocky, uh, don't you
want to go to Paris anymore?
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You wanted to see that show,
Mona and Lisa at the Loover.
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CeCe, Mona and Lisa
will always be there.
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I just think that we should
look at this as a happy accident.
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You know? Make the best of it.
Like me and Monsieur Pepe le Oink.
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Who?
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[Whistling]
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I just love this big guy.
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He's so intelligent and wonderful.
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[Sighs]
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I'm falling head over hooves for him.
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Yeah, well, unless you could put a saddle
on that pig and we could ride it to Paris,
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I really don't care.
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Ugh, Flynn, please tell me you still want
to ditch this horrible farm for Paris.
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Actually, no.
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This place is growing on me. I saw
something totally cool this morning.
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You witnessed the miracle
of seven baby ducks hatching?
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How did you know?
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Lucky guess.
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I think they think you're their mom.
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It's called imprinting.
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[Chirping]
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Hey! You're right.
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Turns out, in France,
I'm a chick magnet!
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In France, fondue we
have all of the time.
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Look at all this crazy cheese!
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They should call it
"fun-due!" [Mouthing]
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I like this long, skinny, fun fork.
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I feel like a giant! Hey!
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More like a giant tool.
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[Cell phone ringing]
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Excusez-moi, I must take this call.
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In France, we never
take a call at the table.
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[Chuckles]
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- Isn't Brigitte great?
- Mm hmm.
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Oh, yes! Except, have you noticed that
she starts every sentence with "in France"?
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[In French accent] "In
France, we do this".
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"In France, we have that".
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[Normal accent] Well, in the old country,
we have a term for people like her...
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Annoying.
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Come on, Tinka, you're
crazy. She doesn't do that.
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Oh, really?
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Brigitte, the boys and I
were just discussing baseball.
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In France, we follow soccer.
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Or football, as we call it... in France.
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Oh, look at that. She got it both
coming and going. [Tinka chuckling]
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Great news!
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You've finally decided to accept
this simple, rustic way of life?
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Wrong-oh! I found this in the barn.
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A tandem bicycle?
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No, silly! A bicycle built for two.
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And it's gonna take the
two of us straight to Paris!
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So, uh, I got it all
figured out, so just hop on,
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and we'll be there in five short days!
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CeCe, I'm having fun with Pepe le Oink.
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I mean, I just love this big guy!
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We're going on a walk
later and having a picnic.
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Yeah, congrats on your
big summer romance, Rocky.
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Tell you what, you can
strap him to the handlebars,
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00:13:23,686 --> 00:13:25,701
and, uh, he can come to Paris with us.
245
00:13:25,702 --> 00:13:28,341
Okay, CeCe, can't you
just try to enjoy this?
246
00:13:28,342 --> 00:13:32,708
I mean, how many people do you
know get to live on a French farm?
247
00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:34,654
Three, and they're in Chicago.
248
00:13:34,655 --> 00:13:40,555
They left as soon as they found some
suckers who would switch with them.
249
00:13:40,572 --> 00:13:43,719
What'd I tell you, Pepe? See
what I have to put up with?
250
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:47,871
CeCe, I'm sorry, but you're on your own.
251
00:13:47,872 --> 00:13:50,371
Great. Once again, you
choose to settle for
252
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,497
whatever scraps they
leave you at the table.
253
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,407
Well, not CeCe Jones.
254
00:13:54,408 --> 00:13:58,941
I am going to have a big, heaping plate
of designer French shoes for dinner!
255
00:13:58,942 --> 00:14:01,762
I'm out of here!
256
00:14:06,558 --> 00:14:10,818
What do you have against French shoes?
257
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:22,389
Mom, what are you doing?
258
00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:25,913
I am making croissants, from scratch.
259
00:14:25,914 --> 00:14:27,276
Why?
260
00:14:27,277 --> 00:14:29,343
I don't know!
261
00:14:29,344 --> 00:14:32,886
I'm just suddenly very
motivated to cook here in France.
262
00:14:32,887 --> 00:14:36,023
Must be something in the water.
263
00:14:36,024 --> 00:14:40,404
The tanned, wavy-haired,
muscular water.
264
00:14:40,995 --> 00:14:42,975
Gross!
265
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,999
Am I kneading this the right way, Fabio?
266
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,867
No, you're kneading it very badly.
267
00:14:48,868 --> 00:14:51,492
It is a delicate dance.
268
00:14:51,493 --> 00:14:55,262
You must be firm with the
dough, but gentle, you see?
269
00:14:55,263 --> 00:14:57,663
Like this...
270
00:14:59,627 --> 00:15:01,847
[Giggling]
271
00:15:02,215 --> 00:15:05,095
Best vay-cay ever!
272
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:09,129
Mom, you don't have to pretend for me.
273
00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:13,885
I can see through all the smiling
and the giggling, you're miserable.
274
00:15:13,886 --> 00:15:15,664
[Giggling]
275
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,608
But it's okay.
276
00:15:17,609 --> 00:15:18,732
I finally got online,
277
00:15:18,733 --> 00:15:22,479
and Paris is only four buses,
three trains, and two metros away.
278
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:26,807
Six hours there, six hours back, and one
hour for shoe shopping. So let's get going!
279
00:15:26,808 --> 00:15:27,883
[Sighs]
280
00:15:27,884 --> 00:15:32,913
You know I would, but Fabio and I
only have five more days together.
281
00:15:32,914 --> 00:15:34,982
[Chuckles]
282
00:15:34,983 --> 00:15:36,984
Yeah, mom... [clears throat]
283
00:15:36,985 --> 00:15:40,020
You know he's not really your boyfriend.
284
00:15:40,021 --> 00:15:42,520
Well, you know that and I know that,
285
00:15:42,521 --> 00:15:46,817
but everyone who sees my vacation
pictures online won't know that.
286
00:15:46,818 --> 00:15:50,293
- Say, "fromage!"
- Fromage!
287
00:15:50,294 --> 00:15:52,274
Gross!
288
00:15:53,868 --> 00:15:57,037
Flynn, mom refuses to take
me to Paris for the day!
289
00:15:57,038 --> 00:16:00,336
CeCe, sometimes a parent has
to do what they feel is best.
290
00:16:00,337 --> 00:16:04,459
When you have kids of your own,
like we do, you'll understand.
291
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:07,448
Come on, kids. Let's go down to
the pond for your swim lesson.
292
00:16:07,449 --> 00:16:08,828
Louisa, keep up!
293
00:16:08,829 --> 00:16:11,227
Jacques, stop pecking Francois.
294
00:16:11,228 --> 00:16:13,679
You know he hates that!
295
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:17,280
Kids, what are you gonna do?
296
00:16:23,476 --> 00:16:28,088
Now, performing I Can Do
Better, give it up for YLA!
297
00:16:28,089 --> 00:16:30,597
[Audience cheering]
298
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,627
Anything you can do, I can do better.
299
00:16:32,628 --> 00:16:34,678
Anything you can do, I can do better.
300
00:16:34,679 --> 00:16:36,553
Anything you can do, I can do better.
301
00:16:36,554 --> 00:16:38,619
Your moves are just so whatever.
302
00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:40,540
I don't want to brag but...
303
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,400
I know I got the got the right stuff.
304
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,569
Because everything I do just...
305
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,555
Keeps on moving up!
306
00:16:46,556 --> 00:16:48,524
Hey, wait a minute!
307
00:16:48,525 --> 00:16:50,459
If your heart's not in it.
308
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:52,287
No way, you can win it!
309
00:16:52,288 --> 00:16:54,237
So step out of my way!
310
00:16:54,238 --> 00:16:56,602
Because anything you
can do, I can do better.
311
00:16:56,603 --> 00:16:58,567
Anything you can do, I can do better.
312
00:16:58,568 --> 00:17:00,536
Anything you can do, I can do better.
313
00:17:00,537 --> 00:17:02,571
Your moves are just so whatever.
314
00:17:02,572 --> 00:17:04,573
Anything you can do, I can do better.
315
00:17:04,574 --> 00:17:06,542
Anything you can do, I can do better.
316
00:17:06,543 --> 00:17:08,577
Anything you can do, I can do better.
317
00:17:08,578 --> 00:17:10,815
Stop! Let's get it!
318
00:17:10,816 --> 00:17:13,080
B-E-T-T-E-R.
319
00:17:13,081 --> 00:17:14,964
We party like stars.
320
00:17:14,965 --> 00:17:17,140
You tried again too hard.
321
00:17:17,141 --> 00:17:18,651
Keep up if you can!
322
00:17:18,652 --> 00:17:21,144
B-E-T-T-E-R.
323
00:17:21,145 --> 00:17:23,180
We party like stars.
324
00:17:23,181 --> 00:17:25,078
You tried again too hard.
325
00:17:25,079 --> 00:17:26,354
Keep up if you can!
326
00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:28,517
Because anything you
can do, I can do better.
327
00:17:28,518 --> 00:17:30,568
Anything you can do, I can do better.
328
00:17:30,569 --> 00:17:32,470
Anything you can do, I can do better.
329
00:17:32,471 --> 00:17:35,651
Stop! Let's get it!
330
00:17:39,616 --> 00:17:41,285
So what'd you think?
331
00:17:41,286 --> 00:17:44,221
You were tres bon. And
this show is magnifique.
332
00:17:44,222 --> 00:17:49,282
But, uh, in France, we have
a dance show that always...
333
00:17:49,283 --> 00:17:54,096
In France, in France, in France,
in France, in France, in France,
334
00:17:54,097 --> 00:17:58,226
in France, in France, in
France, in France, in France...
335
00:17:58,227 --> 00:18:01,162
Anyway, if you'll excusez-moi,
I have to go to the bathroom,
336
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:04,306
or la salle de bain, as we say in...
337
00:18:04,307 --> 00:18:09,812
In France! Yeah, I get it, I
get it. Bathroom's over there.
338
00:18:09,813 --> 00:18:14,617
Trouble in paradise? Or
should I say, "in France"?
339
00:18:14,618 --> 00:18:16,838
[Laughing]
340
00:18:22,956 --> 00:18:25,656
[Rooster crowing]
341
00:18:25,829 --> 00:18:30,833
Yeah, I love pigs in a blanket as much
as the next guy, but what are you doing?
342
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:32,735
I'm trying to hide Pepe le Oink.
343
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:36,269
Etienne told me that he's being
taken to the market in Paris tomorrow.
344
00:18:36,270 --> 00:18:39,757
Oh, great. Not only does the
pig get to go to Paris before me,
345
00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:41,899
but he gets to go shopping, too!
346
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:44,069
Okay, CeCe, let me just
spell it out for you.
347
00:18:44,070 --> 00:18:47,044
People will be shopping for him.
348
00:18:47,045 --> 00:18:48,529
Oh.
349
00:18:48,530 --> 00:18:50,258
Oh...
350
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:51,820
Ewe!
351
00:18:51,821 --> 00:18:54,092
Exactly! I have to do something.
352
00:18:54,093 --> 00:18:59,365
I would buy him and find him a new
home, but I don't have enough money.
353
00:18:59,366 --> 00:19:03,766
Unless someone wants to lend me
their fancy French shoe money.
354
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,942
You better strap some wings onto Pepe,
355
00:19:05,943 --> 00:19:09,500
because the only way you're getting
my shoe money is when pigs fly!
356
00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:13,074
Yeah? Well, you're not getting those
shoes because you're not getting to Paris.
357
00:19:13,075 --> 00:19:17,680
No. I won't accept that.
I'm not you. I don't settle.
358
00:19:17,681 --> 00:19:21,383
CeCe, there's a difference between settling
and accepting what you can't change.
359
00:19:21,384 --> 00:19:23,036
Was this trip what I
thought it would be?
360
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:25,654
No. But I took lemons and
I turned it into lemonade!
361
00:19:25,655 --> 00:19:28,390
Well, then sell your lemonade
down by the road, honey.
362
00:19:28,391 --> 00:19:30,693
Maybe you can pay for your pig that way!
363
00:19:30,694 --> 00:19:33,265
CeCe, come on. I need the money.
I give you money all the time.
364
00:19:33,266 --> 00:19:37,586
No, I'm sorry, I can't do it, Rocky.
365
00:19:37,992 --> 00:19:39,792
Oh!
366
00:19:41,942 --> 00:19:45,305
I'm so sorry. I did not mean to do that.
367
00:19:45,306 --> 00:19:47,628
- Oh, yeah?
- Ah!
368
00:19:47,629 --> 00:19:51,049
Well, I meant to do that!
369
00:19:53,717 --> 00:19:56,618
Oh, hello, Ty. Where's Frenchie?
370
00:19:56,619 --> 00:20:00,488
Yeah, you were right
about her. She is annoying.
371
00:20:00,489 --> 00:20:04,025
I have to end it. I know it's gonna break
her heart, but that's the way it goes.
372
00:20:04,026 --> 00:20:07,010
Hey, Ty, uh, Brigitte
left a note for you.
373
00:20:07,011 --> 00:20:08,663
French perfume.
374
00:20:08,664 --> 00:20:11,600
That girl's got a bad
case of the Ty blues.
375
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:14,837
- I don't even have the heart to read this.
- Oh, I'll be happy to do it for you.
376
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,272
[Clears throat]
377
00:20:16,273 --> 00:20:20,215
"Dear Ty, thank you for
showing me the Chicago".
378
00:20:20,216 --> 00:20:25,881
"Unfortunately, I find you are all
about you, everything is 'Ty, Ty, Ty'".
379
00:20:25,882 --> 00:20:29,940
"Please don't be sad with me, and feel
free to look me up if you're ever"...
380
00:20:29,941 --> 00:20:31,871
- Don't say it. Don't say it.
- I want to say it.
381
00:20:31,872 --> 00:20:33,789
- I got to say it!
- Oh, let him say it.
382
00:20:33,790 --> 00:20:37,090
- Say it.
- "In France".
383
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:40,604
Wow, she broke up with you in a letter?
384
00:20:40,605 --> 00:20:42,582
So cold-hearted.
385
00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:47,203
I'm starting to like
that girl! [Laughing]
386
00:20:50,831 --> 00:20:53,675
Rocky, I'm sorry. I was being a jerk.
387
00:20:53,676 --> 00:20:57,708
You and Pepe can have my shoe money.
388
00:20:57,709 --> 00:21:01,142
Really? That would mean
a lot to me and Pepe.
389
00:21:01,143 --> 00:21:02,624
Of course.
390
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:07,522
Besides, it's time that I stop
and smell the pig farm anyway.
391
00:21:07,523 --> 00:21:12,783
Which isn't hard, considering
half of it is up my nose.
392
00:21:12,784 --> 00:21:15,364
Ugh, ugh, ugh.
393
00:21:15,799 --> 00:21:16,971
[Laughs]
394
00:21:16,972 --> 00:21:20,536
Okay, I'm not gonna even
ask what you two are doing.
395
00:21:20,537 --> 00:21:23,638
But get cleaned up, because
we are going to Paris!
396
00:21:23,639 --> 00:21:26,999
[Whooping] [Both straining]
397
00:21:28,241 --> 00:21:30,164
[Panting]
398
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:33,922
Really? Wait, why all of a
sudden the change of heart?
399
00:21:33,923 --> 00:21:35,650
What about Fabio?
400
00:21:35,651 --> 00:21:38,687
His name is Etienne.
And who cares about him?
401
00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:42,083
My daughter wants to go to Paris,
and I'm gonna take her there!
402
00:21:42,084 --> 00:21:46,266
Even if I have to put it on a credit
card and get a second job to pay it off.
403
00:21:46,267 --> 00:21:48,773
So what I'm hearing is, he's married.
404
00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,539
Engaged.
405
00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:53,735
Get cleaned up. We're
leaving in an hour!
406
00:21:53,736 --> 00:21:56,344
I can't believe we
actually get to go to Paris!
407
00:21:56,345 --> 00:21:57,772
I know.
408
00:21:57,773 --> 00:22:01,035
Well, I guess now you're
gonna need your shoe money.
409
00:22:01,036 --> 00:22:03,439
No. I promised you the money.
410
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:07,349
Besides, apparently my mother
has better credit than I thought.
411
00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:10,085
So I'll just borrow it from her.
412
00:22:10,086 --> 00:22:12,606
Come on, let's go get this mud off.
413
00:22:12,607 --> 00:22:15,557
Mud? It hasn't rained
here in two weeks, ladies.
414
00:22:15,558 --> 00:22:19,638
Take a good whiff. That isn't mud.
415
00:22:19,895 --> 00:22:22,175
Both: Ugh!
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