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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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So what did you and James
do on your date yesterday?
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Oh, we went to the history museum.
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Again.
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I mean, really. How many times
does he expect me to go there?
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It's not like there's
anything new to see.
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It's the history museum.
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I just feel like James
and I aren't working out.
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Like this relationship
just isn't going anywhere.
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Well, if you're bored with
it, imagine how I feel.
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Hey, Rocky.
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CeCe, can I talk to you for a sec?
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Hey, what is it?
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I just don't think you and
I are really working out.
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Oh, well then, maybe we
could go to the gym together.
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I mean, it would be a nice change
from all those museums. [Chuckles]
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No, no, CeCe, I just feel like this
relationship isn't going anywhere.
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We're not really a match.
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[Chuckles]
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If I didn't know any better, I'd
think you were breaking up with me.
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[Chuckles nervously]
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I am.
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Wow!
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I never thought I'd even get a girlfriend,
let alone be the one to break up with her.
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Well, guess I'll see
you around. [Chuckles]
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Yeah. See ya.
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So, what was that all about?
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James just broke up with me!
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So there is a new exhibit
at the history museum...
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Your relationship! [Chuckles]
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High five!
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Low five?
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No five?
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CeCe, [Scoffs] What's the big deal?
I thought you weren't even into him?
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I'm not, but I was going
to break up with him.
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But instead...
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- [Whining] He broke up with me!
- Okay.
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Everybody, everybody,
get out on the floor.
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It can get a little crazy
when the kick hits the 4.
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Make a scene, make a
scene, nobody can ignore.
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Don't knock it. 'Til you rock
it. We can't take it no more.
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Bring the lights
up, bust the doors down.
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All together now.
Shake It Up, Shake It Up.
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Shake It Up.
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He broke up with me!
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It's not right. CeCe Jones
does not get broken up with!
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She is the dumper, not the dumpee!
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And you know this from all your past
experience of never having a boyfriend?
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No.
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From this magazine!
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I just took the "are you girlfriend
material?" quiz, and I so am!
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Well, here's the good news.
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You passed a quiz!
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Look, CeCe, let it go
already. You weren't into him.
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I know, but this was the
year I said I was going to
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have a boyfriend, it was
my new year's resolution.
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I thought your new year's resolution
was to grow your bangs out.
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That was my birthday
wish! Pay attention, Rocky.
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No, CeCe, you pay attention.
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Listen, for the last time, James
was not the right guy for you.
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And you know how I know? You told me.
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You're right. I am going
to do the mature thing.
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I am going to woo him back, and
as soon as he's into me again,
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I am going to break up with him.
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Ah! I like it.
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Let's call that Plan Z and we'll come
up with 25 other better ideas later.
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Oh, excuse me. Hmm.
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Oh! Excuse me, do you need some help?
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Yes, I'm looking for
the corporate offices.
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I'm a psychic, and I'm here to
discuss my new show with the network.
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Wow! That's so cool. I've
always wanted to talk to a...
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- A psychic?
- Oh! Whoa! I was just going to say that!
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- Ooh, uh, could I have your...
- Card?
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Oh! I was going to say that too!
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Yes! She scores! I mean,
Madame Tiffany knows all.
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Except where she's
going. Madame Tiffany!
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- Hmm?
- Other way.
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I knew that!
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Okay, everyone, it's time
to walk like an Egyptian.
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Because this next dance is one of
the seven wonders of the dance world!
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[Audience cheering]
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[Dance music playing]
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Fresh off the flight
with my brand new shoes on.
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They ain't even out
yet. Let me introduce 'em.
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I do my two step. Hey,
right in front of you.
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Meet me at the door. It's
kinda crazy because I'm popular.
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Holla at the DJ and
tell him turn it up!
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Holla at the DJ and
tell him turn it up!
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You see me turn it up.
And make it super size.
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We about to burn it
up. Just call me firefly.
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Yeah, turn the music up for me!
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DJ, are you listening?
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Let the beat drown us out.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Holla at the DJ and
tell him turn it up!
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Holla at the DJ and
tell him turn it up!
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Holla at the DJ and
tell him turn it up!
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Holla at the DJ and
tell him turn it up!
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Land in my spaceship.
We didn't come to play.
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Take over your area.
We do this everyday.
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Call yourself a martian.
Well, I'm from Jupiter.
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Spin around you so fast!
You can never catch me up.
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Holla at the DJ and
tell him turn it up!
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Holla at the DJ and
tell him turn it up!
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'Cause I like when the beat
drop. Play that record for me.
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Clap my hands. Make me
dance! Rockin' on the floor.
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So what, so what. Talk about it.
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You want, you want! Yeah,
they wanna know about it.
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They want, they want!
They wanna see about it.
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They wanna stand around the
club all night and think about it.
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[Audience cheering]
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I've never been to a psychic before.
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Hmm. I also happen to be a medium.
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- Oh, really?
- Hmm.
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Sometimes I'm a medium,
then other times I'm a small.
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You never know with
European sizes. Am I right?
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I'm sensing that school is
sometimes a struggle for you.
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Oh, wow! You are good.
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Hmm.
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Okay, now.
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- [Sighs]
- [Sighs]
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[Gasps] Oh, my goodness!
I can't believe it!
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- [Gasps] What? What is it?
- Your nails.
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They're faboo!
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Madame Tiffany, isn't your job
to tell me something I don't know?
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[Chuckles]
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Okay, let's get started. [Clears throat]
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Okay, is there anything you
can tell me about my love life?
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Because I just went
through a painful break-up.
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Painful because you were so in love?
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No, because he broke up with me.
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Oh, I hate when that happens, I mean
not to me, but to other people you know?
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Obviously I would know what was
going to happen because I'm a psychic.
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Okay, this palm is not
going to read itself.
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Hmm, this is interesting.
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Someone's about to meet
the love of their life.
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- [Gasps] Really? The love of my life?
- Mmm hmm.
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You two will meet for the
first time this Wednesday
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on the corner of Michigan
and Monroe at noon, sharp!
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That is so exciting! Is there
anything else you can tell me?
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Uh, I see a boy, and he is not happy.
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Why? Did I do something to him?
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Yeah, you kept me waiting
outside for 20 minutes!
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And I got a cold.
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Flynn, I'm in the middle of a reading.
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Well, sound it out and let's go, sister.
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Not that kind of reading.
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Hmm! I'm getting a real
strong feeling from you.
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You've been on this Earth before.
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You are a very, very, very old soul.
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Save it. This old soul
wasn't born yesterday.
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Mmm-hmm. More like the early 1700s.
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Tell me, do you believe
in reincarnation?
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Sure, I believe in reincarnation.
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Like the salami I ate for lunch
is about to get reincarnated.
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[Burps]
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Yep, there it is.
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Anyway...
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My psychic, Madame Tiffany,
told me that we are going to meet
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this Wednesday at 12:00 noon on
the corner of Monroe and Michigan.
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Well, did she also tell you that
you're gonna be in summer school?
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Because that'll happen if you cut class.
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Rocky, that'll happen no matter what.
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At least this time I get
a boyfriend out of it.
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Look, CeCe, psychics...
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Are fake.
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Not this one. She knew
everything about me.
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Look, psychics just ask you a
whole bunch of leading questions
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and then let you fill in the answers.
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Anyone can do it.
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Watch and learn.
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Uh, you're not really familiar with the
concept of personal space, are you, Rocky?
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No, I'm... I'm just sensing that
you're upset about something, Margie.
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You know, now that you
mention it, a little, I guess.
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- Does it have something to do with school?
- Math class.
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- Afraid of failing, huh?
- Exactly!
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Is it because you're not
concentrating enough in class?
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Yes! You know, I'm always
worrying about my boyfriend, Brad.
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Although, who knows how
long that's going to last.
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Because you're afraid he's
interested in someone else?
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Wow, you are really psychic, Rocky.
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Yes. I'm thinking...
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Suzie.
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Oh, oh, wait. I knew
he was into Michelle.
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But now it's Suzie, too?
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Hey, Suzie! Oh, yeah!
Back off. Brad is mine!
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[School bell rings]
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Yeah. Did your reading go a
little something like that?
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Wow, I gave Madame Tiffany 20 bucks...
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When I could've just come to you!
Rocky, I had no idea you're psychic!
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- Hey, Madame Tiffany.
- Ooh!
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I'm getting a strong feeling you and I
have met before. Maybe in a previous life?
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I was in yesterday.
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Oh! That was my next guess.
She scores again! [Chuckles]
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Almost. But sometimes
almost is close enough.
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I came in fourth place on
a game show once, I didn't
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win the grand prize, but
I did win a pontoon boat.
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By the way, do you know anybody
who wants to buy a pontoon boat?
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Anywho, not that I believe
in any of this made up,
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psycho mumbo-jumbo liar junk.
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You can't stop thinking
about what I said?
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Yes! I am an old soul. I like
tapioca pudding, I eat dinner at 5:00,
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and my knee tells me
when it's going to rain.
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Oh, I know. You need to hold my hand in
order to reconnect with my old spirit.
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No, I need to see some money or
the connection has a weak signal.
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Hmm.
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Oh, yes, I was right.
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You have been on this Earth before.
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I see you very clearly,
in colonial times.
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Oh, come on! Me? Colonial times?
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Hmm! You were very famous. Very
important to the founding of our country!
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[Gasps] Yes, I see it! You
are the reincarnation of, uh...
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Washington!
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I always knew I came from greatness.
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Oh! Oh! Oh thank you,
Rocky! Thank you! [Chuckles]
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Okay, yeah! You're welcome, Margie.
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Yeah, for sure. What did I do?
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I mean, you were totally
right about everything
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you said in your psychic
reading yesterday.
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I broke up with my
sorry-butted boyfriend.
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- And then I got an "A" on my math quiz!
- All right!
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Okay, now, I have
something else to tell you.
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All right? And it's really important.
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- Oh yes, what is it?
- I'm not psychic!
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Girl, don't be so modest, okay? You
are the best, Madame Rockella. She is.
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Now you're Madame Rockella?
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No, I don't even know
where that came from.
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Here she is, folks. Teen psychic...
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Madame Rockella.
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Behold and believe.
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Deuce, what do you think you're doing?
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Well, ever since you predicted Margie's
future, word of your gift has spread.
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Fine, all right? I put
flyers up around the school.
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- But I'm not psychic!
- [Exclaims in frustration]
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Look, okay? You know
that and I know that.
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00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:16,548
But does everyone with $10
really have to know that?
237
00:12:16,693 --> 00:12:19,875
All right, guys, if you want Madame
Rockella to predict your future,
238
00:12:19,876 --> 00:12:22,094
get out your cash and form a line.
239
00:12:22,095 --> 00:12:24,867
Ooh, Rocky, can you lend me 10 bucks?
240
00:12:24,868 --> 00:12:27,660
Okay, this ends now.
241
00:12:27,661 --> 00:12:31,907
All right. Gather round,
suckers, for a group reading.
242
00:12:31,908 --> 00:12:33,258
Okay.
243
00:12:33,259 --> 00:12:36,683
Don't bother studying for any
of tomorrow's tests, because...
244
00:12:36,684 --> 00:12:40,061
There's going to be a freak ice storm
and they're going to close the school,
245
00:12:40,062 --> 00:12:43,284
even though certified meteorologists
predict warm, sunny skies.
246
00:12:43,285 --> 00:12:47,165
But who needs science when
you have Madame Rockella?
247
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:51,123
Now get out of here, because
I'm getting a strong vision...
248
00:12:51,124 --> 00:12:52,493
That the bell is about to ring.
249
00:12:52,494 --> 00:12:54,446
[School bell rings] [Gasps]
250
00:12:54,447 --> 00:12:56,667
All: Ooh.
251
00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:04,110
Well, if you're not psychic, then how
did you know the bell was about to ring?
252
00:13:04,111 --> 00:13:08,007
Because it rings every 50 minutes
to tell us that class is starting.
253
00:13:08,008 --> 00:13:11,908
Oh, that's what that bell means!
254
00:13:15,827 --> 00:13:20,333
All right, I'm meeting the love
of my life today. How do I look?
255
00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:22,895
Sad and desperate.
256
00:13:22,896 --> 00:13:25,916
Sorry, but I cannot tell a lie.
257
00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:27,402
Since when?
258
00:13:27,403 --> 00:13:31,034
Since Madame Tiffany told me I was
George Washington in a previous life.
259
00:13:31,035 --> 00:13:33,869
[Chuckles] Oh, come on.
260
00:13:33,870 --> 00:13:36,539
Laugh if you want, but
the whole democracy thing?
261
00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:39,300
This guy's idea.
262
00:13:39,465 --> 00:13:42,429
Let freedom ring,
baby. Let freedom ring.
263
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,596
[Door bell rings]
264
00:13:43,597 --> 00:13:45,034
Coming, freedom!
265
00:13:45,035 --> 00:13:47,795
[Door bell rings]
266
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:51,137
Hey, dude, why didn't you just
come in through the window?
267
00:13:51,138 --> 00:13:53,838
Because of this.
268
00:13:54,173 --> 00:13:55,587
Ooh.
269
00:13:55,588 --> 00:13:59,828
By golly, I haven't seen that
much snow since Valley Forge.
270
00:13:59,829 --> 00:14:04,326
A freak blizzard! Just like you
predicted. You are a psychic!
271
00:14:04,327 --> 00:14:06,453
[Sighs] I predicted an ice storm.
272
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,111
And we got a snow storm.
273
00:14:08,112 --> 00:14:10,487
Don't be so hard on yourself, Rocky.
274
00:14:10,488 --> 00:14:12,311
You're new at this.
275
00:14:12,312 --> 00:14:14,499
The important thing is, it's a snow day,
276
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:18,223
so school's closed, and I
can go meet my Mr. Right.
277
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:21,249
Thank you, Madame Rockella.
278
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:25,537
Wait a minute. I couldn't
really be psychic, could I?
279
00:14:25,538 --> 00:14:28,140
Let's flip a coin and see how
many times you get it right.
280
00:14:28,141 --> 00:14:31,981
Okay, uh, call it. Me or tails?
281
00:14:41,177 --> 00:14:42,583
[Shivers]
282
00:14:42,584 --> 00:14:46,458
Hurry up, love of my life. I'm
freezing my butt off out here.
283
00:14:46,459 --> 00:14:49,223
Right here. Yep! On the
corner of Monroe and Michigan.
284
00:14:49,224 --> 00:14:52,226
Just like Madame Tiffany said.
285
00:14:52,227 --> 00:14:56,332
Hi, love of my life,
I've been waiting for you!
286
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,553
[Shudders]
287
00:14:59,497 --> 00:15:03,036
Keep on walking,
gramps! Keep on walking!
288
00:15:03,037 --> 00:15:04,438
[Chuckles]
289
00:15:04,439 --> 00:15:06,299
Ugh!
290
00:15:10,728 --> 00:15:13,780
And that's why I think I might be
psychic, but how do I know for sure?
291
00:15:13,781 --> 00:15:16,409
Oh, well, it's a gift you're
born with. You feel it in here.
292
00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:19,698
Oh! There's my biscotti! [Laughs]
293
00:15:19,699 --> 00:15:21,048
Bullet dodged!
294
00:15:21,049 --> 00:15:23,123
I get a little "ugh" if I
don't eat every two hours.
295
00:15:23,124 --> 00:15:26,460
I'm like a baby. A big psychic baby.
296
00:15:26,461 --> 00:15:28,095
What were we talking about again?
297
00:15:28,096 --> 00:15:30,083
- Whether or not I'm psychic.
- Hmm. Hmm.
298
00:15:30,084 --> 00:15:34,377
Well, the brain is a
mysterious and amazing thing.
299
00:15:34,378 --> 00:15:38,475
Most people only use a small percentage
of it, but psychics use a little bit more.
300
00:15:38,476 --> 00:15:43,243
Do you ever feel that you have more
brain power than those around you?
301
00:15:43,244 --> 00:15:46,079
Yes! Every minute of every day.
302
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:50,092
Hmm! I knew that. I do have a
test to see if you have the gift.
303
00:15:50,093 --> 00:15:52,152
- I love tests.
- I knew that.
304
00:15:52,153 --> 00:15:55,752
Okay, I'm thinking of a
number between one and 1,000.
305
00:15:55,753 --> 00:15:58,158
- Okay, come on. Believe in your gift.
- All right.
306
00:15:58,159 --> 00:16:01,580
Use that big brain of
yours. What's the number?
307
00:16:01,581 --> 00:16:03,831
- 328.
- Ooh! That's right!
308
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,651
Oh! But just to be
sure, let's try it again.
309
00:16:05,652 --> 00:16:09,324
- All right.
- This time between one and 10,000.
310
00:16:09,325 --> 00:16:12,306
- Uh, 17.
- Oh! That's right again!
311
00:16:12,307 --> 00:16:16,123
Oh, you do have the gift! I don't
think I've ever seen such raw talent!
312
00:16:16,124 --> 00:16:19,221
- Did you feel it? Did you feel it?
- I did. I think I felt something.
313
00:16:19,222 --> 00:16:21,929
And I knew that. I feel it,
too! It's just oozing out of you!
314
00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:24,170
I mean, don't even look at
me. Your power is so strong!
315
00:16:24,171 --> 00:16:26,511
Okay. Okay.
316
00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:28,492
Well, wha... what do
I do now? [Chuckles]
317
00:16:28,493 --> 00:16:31,844
You have to learn how to control
it. How to harness the power.
318
00:16:31,845 --> 00:16:36,843
Um, you know, I happen to have
a psychic training program.
319
00:16:36,844 --> 00:16:38,625
Hmm. I didn't know that.
320
00:16:38,626 --> 00:16:43,366
Well, if you were in
the program you would.
321
00:16:48,344 --> 00:16:51,978
Ugh. Oh, no, no, no.
I'm not... I don't...
322
00:16:51,979 --> 00:16:56,644
I'm just waiting for
the love of my life!
323
00:16:56,645 --> 00:16:58,992
Who apparently never met
Madame Tiffany and has
324
00:16:58,993 --> 00:17:01,943
no idea he's supposed
to be here right now.
325
00:17:01,944 --> 00:17:03,984
[Sighs]
326
00:17:05,519 --> 00:17:07,317
Hi!
327
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,942
Who are you, Sweetie pie?
328
00:17:09,943 --> 00:17:11,594
No tags.
329
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:14,720
Poor little guy, you're
probably freezing your tail off.
330
00:17:14,721 --> 00:17:18,681
Yeah, well, that makes two of us.
331
00:17:18,899 --> 00:17:20,402
Oh! Aw!
332
00:17:20,403 --> 00:17:25,443
Hey, you just are in
love with me, aren't you?
333
00:17:26,215 --> 00:17:28,975
Wait, that's it!
334
00:17:29,002 --> 00:17:32,194
You are the love of my life! [Gasps]
335
00:17:32,195 --> 00:17:36,335
I met the love of my life! [Laughs]
336
00:17:38,626 --> 00:17:43,127
Isn't my resemblance to
George Washington uncanny?
337
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:45,112
You know, it's like he's
come back from the grave
338
00:17:45,113 --> 00:17:46,795
and is standing here
right in front of me.
339
00:17:46,796 --> 00:17:47,603
Really?
340
00:17:47,604 --> 00:17:49,803
If it'll stop you from
talking about how much you look
341
00:17:49,804 --> 00:17:52,892
like George Washington,
then absolutely. [Chuckles]
342
00:17:52,893 --> 00:17:55,828
Dude, what's so cool about
George Washington anyway?
343
00:17:55,829 --> 00:17:59,393
Hello! He was the Father of our country.
344
00:17:59,394 --> 00:18:04,391
Besides, he's on money. When
you're on money, it's money!
345
00:18:04,392 --> 00:18:10,092
What a coincidence. That phony
psychic has all your money!
346
00:18:15,824 --> 00:18:19,085
Yes. I'm feeling it, I'm
feeling it! All right.
347
00:18:19,086 --> 00:18:21,727
Don't bother going to basketball
practice tonight because,
348
00:18:21,728 --> 00:18:24,057
I see you making the winning
shot at tonight's game.
349
00:18:24,058 --> 00:18:26,664
[Gasps] Slam dunk! What?
350
00:18:26,665 --> 00:18:31,031
Madame Rockella,
psychic-in-training, is sure of it.
351
00:18:31,032 --> 00:18:34,120
No, no, no, no, no!
Money is not necessary.
352
00:18:34,121 --> 00:18:38,081
Sharing my gift is payment enough.
353
00:18:38,462 --> 00:18:40,682
[Mouthing]
354
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,488
Hello, Madame Rockella. [Chuckles]
355
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:47,323
Margie, I had a vision that you
were going to come see me today.
356
00:18:47,324 --> 00:18:49,677
[Scoffs] Yeah. And I also texted you.
357
00:18:49,678 --> 00:18:52,920
I knew that, I knew that. All right.
358
00:18:52,921 --> 00:18:55,184
So, you want to hear more
about your relationships?
359
00:18:55,185 --> 00:18:58,510
Oh, no, I decided to take some "me
time," relationship-wise. [Chuckles]
360
00:18:58,511 --> 00:19:00,631
I knew that. I knew that.
361
00:19:00,632 --> 00:19:03,561
I just wanted to know if I should
audition for the school play, because,
362
00:19:03,562 --> 00:19:06,665
you know, I've always wanted to
be in Annie, but I don't know...
363
00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:09,588
You don't have to know, all right?
364
00:19:09,589 --> 00:19:13,771
Madame Rockella knows all and tells all.
365
00:19:13,772 --> 00:19:17,996
Yes! I'm getting a very
strong, strong sensation.
366
00:19:17,997 --> 00:19:21,897
The sun will come out
tomorrow. And that sun is you.
367
00:19:21,898 --> 00:19:24,952
You're not going to be in
Annie. You're going to be Annie!
368
00:19:24,953 --> 00:19:28,716
You're getting the lead in the
school play! Standing, "oh, what!"
369
00:19:28,717 --> 00:19:30,910
- Oh, my God! I am?
- You are!
370
00:19:30,911 --> 00:19:33,483
- Are you feeling it?
- I'm feeling it!
371
00:19:33,484 --> 00:19:35,034
Oh, thank you, so much!
372
00:19:35,035 --> 00:19:38,531
Ooh, I got to go call my grandma and
tell her to book a flight from Florida!
373
00:19:38,532 --> 00:19:39,895
I'm going to be a star!
374
00:19:39,896 --> 00:19:44,696
Yeah, you are. Shine
on, my child, shine on!
375
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:46,787
Rocky, it happened!
376
00:19:46,788 --> 00:19:49,754
I was on the corner of Monroe and
Michigan, and I met the love of my life!
377
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:51,204
Ooh! Is he tall, dark and handsome?
378
00:19:51,205 --> 00:19:54,949
No. He's short, fuzzy and
pees all over the place.
379
00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:59,305
Wow, you really are on
the rebound, aren't you?
380
00:19:59,306 --> 00:20:00,672
[Chuckles]
381
00:20:00,673 --> 00:20:04,231
Aw! That's the love of your life?
382
00:20:04,232 --> 00:20:09,263
Yeah, I mean, it wasn't exactly what I
was expecting, but love is love. [Chuckles]
383
00:20:09,264 --> 00:20:11,364
[Growls]
384
00:20:12,374 --> 00:20:16,419
- We're still getting to know each other.
- Okay.
385
00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:18,334
If this relationship
is going to work out,
386
00:20:18,335 --> 00:20:23,735
you can't be growling at
me in front of my friends.
387
00:20:28,456 --> 00:20:30,499
[Stutters] Whoa!
388
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:33,402
Hello, phony-baloney
Madame Crock-ella!
389
00:20:33,403 --> 00:20:37,540
Uh, hi, Margie, I'm sensing...
I'm sensing you're a little upset.
390
00:20:37,541 --> 00:20:41,544
I took your advice and I auditioned for
Annie and they laughed me off the stage!
391
00:20:41,545 --> 00:20:46,539
Oh! Not only am I not getting
the part, but this is not a wig!
392
00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:48,544
I'd love to stay and chat, but
393
00:20:48,545 --> 00:20:51,103
conditions aren't really
favorable for quality readings.
394
00:20:51,104 --> 00:20:53,588
So, you're just gonna
have to catch me later.
395
00:20:53,589 --> 00:20:56,949
[Gasps] Or just catch me.
396
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,548
[Barks]
397
00:21:04,609 --> 00:21:07,769
[Sighs] Everyone at school hates me.
398
00:21:07,770 --> 00:21:10,039
Every prediction I made
was completely wrong.
399
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:14,377
Wow. Of all people, you really
should've seen that coming.
400
00:21:14,378 --> 00:21:17,470
No, I shouldn't have, all
right? Because I'm not psychic!
401
00:21:17,471 --> 00:21:20,093
In fact, I'm starting to believe
that Madame Tiffany isn't either.
402
00:21:20,094 --> 00:21:23,459
I don't know. Madam Tiffany predicted
I would meet the love of my life.
403
00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:26,880
[Barks] Ow! Dumb, stupid...
404
00:21:26,942 --> 00:21:29,642
Yeah. True love.
405
00:21:30,026 --> 00:21:30,938
[Sighs]
406
00:21:30,939 --> 00:21:32,495
Fine. I give up.
407
00:21:32,496 --> 00:21:34,780
He may have been on the
corner of Monroe and Michigan,
408
00:21:34,781 --> 00:21:36,532
but he's not the love of my life.
409
00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:39,611
Madame Tiffany was just telling
me what I wanted to hear and...
410
00:21:39,612 --> 00:21:43,406
It's just that I'm so
ready for a real boyfriend.
411
00:21:43,407 --> 00:21:44,895
And, sure, the puppy isn't perfect,
412
00:21:44,896 --> 00:21:48,294
but at least he didn't
want to take me to a museum.
413
00:21:48,295 --> 00:21:52,050
CeCe, look, all right? The
right guy will come along.
414
00:21:52,051 --> 00:21:54,417
No. Probably doesn't exist either.
415
00:21:54,418 --> 00:21:57,598
[Knock on door] [Sighs]
416
00:21:59,356 --> 00:22:02,266
Hi. Someone at Crusty's
told me you found a lost dog?
417
00:22:02,267 --> 00:22:04,307
[Barks]
418
00:22:04,494 --> 00:22:06,395
Taco!
419
00:22:06,396 --> 00:22:08,996
Great, now the dog's
breaking up with me, too.
420
00:22:08,997 --> 00:22:12,486
Taco, I found you! [Chuckles]
421
00:22:12,487 --> 00:22:14,536
Well, hello.
422
00:22:14,537 --> 00:22:16,208
Hi, I'm CeCe.
423
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:17,831
I'm Monroe.
424
00:22:17,832 --> 00:22:19,213
Monroe?
425
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:21,801
- Yeah, I'm visiting from...
- Michigan?
426
00:22:21,802 --> 00:22:24,862
Wow, you must be psychic.
427
00:22:24,863 --> 00:22:27,738
Hey, do you want to go grab a pizza?
428
00:22:27,739 --> 00:22:32,222
I had a feeling you
were going to say that.
429
00:22:32,223 --> 00:22:34,423
Just give me one sec.
430
00:22:34,424 --> 00:22:38,024
[Quietly] Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
431
00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:43,582
So, here's the thing...
432
00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:47,376
My friend's don't actually believe I
was Washington in a previous life.
433
00:22:47,377 --> 00:22:48,775
I need some proof.
434
00:22:48,776 --> 00:22:51,951
So I was wondering if you could reconnect
me with some of my old buddies.
435
00:22:51,952 --> 00:22:55,000
You know Ben Franklin,
John Adams, Betsy Ross.
436
00:22:55,001 --> 00:22:58,282
She always did have a thing for me.
437
00:22:58,283 --> 00:23:04,183
Absolutely, if you can connect me
with my old friend Andrew Jackson.
438
00:23:04,441 --> 00:23:08,765
Okay, do your stuff. George
Washington is ready.
439
00:23:08,766 --> 00:23:11,764
Oh, I believe there was a
little misunderstanding.
440
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:15,751
When I said you were Washington in a
previous life, I didn't mean George.
441
00:23:15,752 --> 00:23:18,392
I meant Martha.
442
00:23:18,725 --> 00:23:21,691
Wait, so I wasn't the first President?
443
00:23:21,692 --> 00:23:23,980
No, but you were the first lady.
444
00:23:23,981 --> 00:23:28,756
Of course for a few more Andrew Jackson's
I can keep this between the two of us.
445
00:23:28,757 --> 00:23:32,330
Are you sure? Because I know I don't have
to tell you this because you're psychic...
446
00:23:32,331 --> 00:23:34,689
But my mom is a cop.
447
00:23:34,690 --> 00:23:39,003
Oh wow, lookie there, I see
a refund in your future.
448
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