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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:08,619 --> 00:00:12,165 - Hey, CeCe. - Oh! Hey, James. 3 00:00:12,166 --> 00:00:13,500 What're you doing here? 4 00:00:13,501 --> 00:00:16,987 Oh, yesterday, after Honors History, you forgot this pencil, 5 00:00:16,988 --> 00:00:19,539 and I wanted to make sure you got it back. 6 00:00:19,540 --> 00:00:21,575 Oh! Thank you. 7 00:00:21,576 --> 00:00:26,412 I was running low on disgusting, chewed-up pencils. 8 00:00:26,413 --> 00:00:27,581 Wait a minute. 9 00:00:27,582 --> 00:00:30,919 You came all the way down here just to give her that? 10 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:32,552 Oh, it wasn't a big deal. 11 00:00:32,553 --> 00:00:37,524 Just a couple of trains, a bus transfer and a ten-block hike. 12 00:00:37,525 --> 00:00:40,525 Okay! See you later! 13 00:00:42,102 --> 00:00:44,828 Someone has a crush on CeCe. 14 00:00:44,829 --> 00:00:48,590 - What are you talking about? - James has a crush on you. 15 00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:53,388 - No, he doesn't. - This is the worst musical ever. 16 00:00:53,389 --> 00:00:55,592 You're totally wrong. And you know what I'm going to do? 17 00:00:55,593 --> 00:00:58,327 Well, if the last 15 years of your life are any indication, 18 00:00:58,328 --> 00:01:00,854 I'm assuming that you're just going to brazenly walk over there, 19 00:01:00,855 --> 00:01:04,217 and address the issue with all the subtlety of a jackhammer. 20 00:01:04,218 --> 00:01:07,777 That's how I do. (Snaps fingers) 21 00:01:07,778 --> 00:01:09,944 Hey, James, you want a laugh? 22 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:11,669 Rocky thinks... (Chuckles) 23 00:01:11,670 --> 00:01:14,427 Thinks you like me. Like, "like" me. 24 00:01:14,428 --> 00:01:16,563 (Laughing forcefully) 25 00:01:16,564 --> 00:01:18,164 That's hilarious! 26 00:01:18,165 --> 00:01:19,566 (Continues laughing) 27 00:01:19,567 --> 00:01:23,167 You want to go out sometime? 28 00:01:23,207 --> 00:01:26,372 (Chuckling) Me? Go out with you? 29 00:01:26,373 --> 00:01:28,909 Sure! Why not? When and where? 30 00:01:28,910 --> 00:01:34,810 I'll have to get back to you on that. I didn't actually expect you to say yes. 31 00:01:35,550 --> 00:01:37,470 Okay! 32 00:01:37,518 --> 00:01:38,832 Guess what? 33 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:40,779 Someone has a crush on CeCe. 34 00:01:40,780 --> 00:01:42,129 I was right. 35 00:01:42,130 --> 00:01:47,170 - Let's not start this again. - Works for me. 36 00:01:49,566 --> 00:01:53,445 Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor. 37 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:57,186 It can get a little crazy when the kick hits the 4. 38 00:01:57,187 --> 00:02:01,195 Make a scene, make a scene, nobody can ignore. 39 00:02:01,196 --> 00:02:04,866 Don't knock it. 'Til you rock it. We can't take it no more. 40 00:02:04,867 --> 00:02:08,622 Bring the lights up, bust the doors down. 41 00:02:08,623 --> 00:02:13,543 All together now. Shake It Up, Shake It Up. 42 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:17,008 Shake It Up. 43 00:02:22,235 --> 00:02:24,629 Hey, Deucie! Is my order ready? 44 00:02:24,630 --> 00:02:26,658 My ma is double-parked out front. 45 00:02:26,659 --> 00:02:28,688 It's right here. 46 00:02:28,689 --> 00:02:32,409 Hey, so, um, notice anything... 47 00:02:32,726 --> 00:02:35,569 Different about me? 48 00:02:35,570 --> 00:02:38,379 Oh, you got schmutz on your lip. Here. 49 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:43,540 No! No. It's a mustache. I'm growing a mustache! 50 00:02:43,637 --> 00:02:46,283 Oh, Deucie! How mature of you! 51 00:02:46,284 --> 00:02:48,808 - Oh, stop it. - Now shave it off. 52 00:02:48,809 --> 00:02:51,929 Shave it? No! It looks good. 53 00:02:51,930 --> 00:02:55,782 Sweetie, it looks like your nose hairs moved down to your lip. 54 00:02:55,783 --> 00:02:57,617 It's a little sparse. 55 00:02:57,618 --> 00:02:59,017 Are you kidding me? 56 00:02:59,018 --> 00:03:03,690 This is a lush and luxuriant man-made mouth cozy! 57 00:03:03,691 --> 00:03:05,024 (Scoffs) 58 00:03:05,025 --> 00:03:07,764 Please! I have a thicker mustache than you. 59 00:03:07,765 --> 00:03:10,797 - Excuse me? - Nothing! 60 00:03:10,798 --> 00:03:12,699 Shave it off, baby. 61 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:15,465 We got my parents' anniversary party this weekend, 62 00:03:15,466 --> 00:03:17,314 and there'll be a photographer there. 63 00:03:17,315 --> 00:03:19,176 Oh, what's the difference? 64 00:03:19,177 --> 00:03:22,214 Your mom cuts me out of all the pictures anyway. 65 00:03:22,215 --> 00:03:23,701 True. 66 00:03:23,702 --> 00:03:27,011 But you're still not ready to grow a mustache. 67 00:03:27,012 --> 00:03:28,615 You should wait a little while. 68 00:03:28,616 --> 00:03:30,042 How long? 69 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:34,483 Until you and I go to separate colleges. 70 00:03:36,724 --> 00:03:38,587 So. You guys ready to order? 71 00:03:38,588 --> 00:03:41,033 Dude, you got dirt all over your lip. 72 00:03:41,034 --> 00:03:45,234 It's not dirt. I'm growing a mustache! 73 00:03:45,235 --> 00:03:48,425 Where? On someone else's face? 74 00:03:48,426 --> 00:03:50,205 You guys gonna order or what? 75 00:03:50,206 --> 00:03:52,822 Okay, we'll have two slices of meat lover's deluxe. 76 00:03:52,823 --> 00:03:55,177 Uh, two slices of the meat lover's deluxe. 77 00:03:55,178 --> 00:03:57,441 - Two green salads. - Two green salads. 78 00:03:57,442 --> 00:04:01,316 - And a tall glass of Deuce is a fool. - And a tall glass of Deuce is a... hey! 79 00:04:01,317 --> 00:04:04,219 Wait. What's with all this repeating? 80 00:04:04,220 --> 00:04:06,513 Oh, Crusty's is trying out this new high-tech system. 81 00:04:06,514 --> 00:04:08,845 I got this tiny little earpiece and this little microphone, 82 00:04:08,846 --> 00:04:10,826 so that the waiters can talk to the kitchen. 83 00:04:10,827 --> 00:04:14,864 So, in other words, they don't trust you to write down or remember anything correctly? 84 00:04:14,865 --> 00:04:17,507 That's another way to spin it, I guess. 85 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:19,833 Oh, hey, Deuce. Have you been drinking some chocolate milk? 86 00:04:19,834 --> 00:04:25,240 - Because you have like a little... - (Shouting) It's a mustache! 87 00:04:25,241 --> 00:04:27,548 Hey, guys. I have the best news ever! 88 00:04:27,549 --> 00:04:30,145 Spinach has been outlawed? 89 00:04:30,146 --> 00:04:31,246 No. 90 00:04:31,247 --> 00:04:34,033 I joined a program at school called The Future Teachers of America... 91 00:04:34,034 --> 00:04:36,344 You want to be a teacher? Since when? 92 00:04:36,345 --> 00:04:38,207 Well, since I realized it's the only way that I 93 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:40,688 can stay in a classroom for the rest of my life. 94 00:04:40,689 --> 00:04:43,479 Spend the rest of your life with wisecracking little shrimps? 95 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:46,000 Count me out. 96 00:04:46,510 --> 00:04:49,965 Well, anyway, I get to give a guest lecture on science to a fifth-grade class. 97 00:04:49,966 --> 00:04:52,579 And I picked your class, Flynn! Isn't that exciting? 98 00:04:52,580 --> 00:04:56,872 Good golly, wow! That's the coolest news I've ever heard! 99 00:04:56,873 --> 00:05:01,973 Was that the reaction you were hoping for, Rocky? 100 00:05:04,013 --> 00:05:08,009 Hello, class. I'm your guest lecturer. My name is... 101 00:05:08,010 --> 00:05:09,643 Miss... 102 00:05:09,644 --> 00:05:11,564 Blue. 103 00:05:12,566 --> 00:05:15,057 I've always wanted to do that. 104 00:05:15,058 --> 00:05:20,262 Anyway, who's ready to learn about the wonderful world of binomial nomenclature? 105 00:05:20,263 --> 00:05:22,097 (All groaning) 106 00:05:22,098 --> 00:05:23,735 Hey! 107 00:05:23,736 --> 00:05:27,262 Rocky Blue is not just another guest lecturer that we openly mock, 108 00:05:27,263 --> 00:05:32,014 like Tommy's dad with his insight into the wonderful world of podiatry. 109 00:05:32,015 --> 00:05:35,177 Sorry, Tommy, but you know that was bad. 110 00:05:35,178 --> 00:05:38,080 Rocky Blue is the coolest girl I know. 111 00:05:38,081 --> 00:05:41,727 So please, reserve your judgment until after the lecture. 112 00:05:41,728 --> 00:05:43,443 Thank you, Flynn. 113 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:46,595 Now, binomial nomenclature is the way that science chooses names, 114 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:49,776 for plants and animals. 115 00:05:51,828 --> 00:05:55,450 The classifications are kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, species. 116 00:05:55,451 --> 00:05:57,748 Now, "kingdom" is the most broad area of classification, 117 00:05:57,749 --> 00:05:59,846 that separates plants or animals. 118 00:05:59,847 --> 00:06:02,783 But down here we have "species," the most specific name. 119 00:06:02,784 --> 00:06:06,947 For example, a cat is in the family kingdom, but... 120 00:06:06,948 --> 00:06:11,013 Its species name is Felis domesticus. 121 00:06:11,014 --> 00:06:12,915 All right, now we can judge. 122 00:06:12,916 --> 00:06:17,536 This is lecture is boring-us extreme-ulus. 123 00:06:19,585 --> 00:06:21,223 Planetarium's pretty cool, huh? 124 00:06:21,224 --> 00:06:23,125 Yeah, I love looking at the stars. 125 00:06:23,126 --> 00:06:26,995 Whether they're on the red carpet or on the ceiling. 126 00:06:26,996 --> 00:06:30,253 That's Canis Major, and that's Orion, Orion's one of the easiest to 127 00:06:30,254 --> 00:06:33,607 find because of the three stars in a row that make up Orion's belt. 128 00:06:33,608 --> 00:06:38,707 Gotta love a constellation that knows how to accessorize. 129 00:06:38,708 --> 00:06:40,173 I'm glad you asked me out. 130 00:06:40,174 --> 00:06:43,816 I mean, I know I'm not the type of person you'd usually hang out with. 131 00:06:43,817 --> 00:06:47,725 Well, that's true. Usually, I hang out with avatars. 132 00:06:47,726 --> 00:06:50,394 This place isn't too science-y for you, is it? 133 00:06:50,395 --> 00:06:54,480 Are you kidding? If actual science class had lasers, fog and loud music, 134 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:57,225 I probably wouldn't sleep through it so often. 135 00:06:57,226 --> 00:06:59,446 (Laughing) 136 00:06:59,963 --> 00:07:02,493 Look, obviously we're different but... 137 00:07:02,494 --> 00:07:05,100 I think it's true what they say... opposites do attract. 138 00:07:05,101 --> 00:07:08,990 Exactly. Like, in an atom, the electrons emit a negative outward charge, 139 00:07:08,991 --> 00:07:12,240 while the protons emit a positive inward charge. 140 00:07:12,241 --> 00:07:16,616 I was going to say like Tom Brady and Gisele, but I guess yours works, too. 141 00:07:16,617 --> 00:07:19,768 Hey, want to try something really fun? Cross your eyes and look at the lights. 142 00:07:19,769 --> 00:07:22,638 It makes you feel all dizzy. 143 00:07:22,639 --> 00:07:26,179 Hey, hey, hey! That is fun! 144 00:07:30,079 --> 00:07:32,164 Hey, hey, hey! 145 00:07:32,165 --> 00:07:36,010 Who got their learn on? You did! You did! 146 00:07:36,011 --> 00:07:38,754 I just love imparting my knowledge into your little brains and seeing 147 00:07:38,755 --> 00:07:43,329 you all soak it up like dry little sponges of the Phylum Porifera. 148 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,726 Flynn! 149 00:07:44,727 --> 00:07:47,896 Sorry. When I hear you speak, I just fall asleep. 150 00:07:47,897 --> 00:07:50,323 What are you talking about? 151 00:07:50,324 --> 00:07:53,080 Let me break this to you gently. 152 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:55,871 When you teach, you're kind of... 153 00:07:55,872 --> 00:07:57,906 Something that rhymes with "snoring". 154 00:07:57,907 --> 00:08:00,075 I was scoring? Yes! 155 00:08:00,076 --> 00:08:02,010 I was scoring... 156 00:08:02,011 --> 00:08:04,913 No! You were boring. 157 00:08:04,914 --> 00:08:07,133 Maybe teaching's not for you. 158 00:08:07,134 --> 00:08:09,852 But maybe hypnotism is! 159 00:08:09,853 --> 00:08:13,423 But I had a diagram, and handouts, and a pointer! 160 00:08:13,424 --> 00:08:18,180 Ah yes, all the necessary ingredients for boring stew. 161 00:08:18,181 --> 00:08:23,382 Look, when I was a kid, did I watch the Cookie Monster to learn about the alphabet? 162 00:08:23,383 --> 00:08:27,703 No! I liked his blue fur, and I laughed when he shoved cookies in his mouth. 163 00:08:27,704 --> 00:08:30,441 Next thing you know, I'm reading and wasting dozens of cookies, 164 00:08:30,442 --> 00:08:34,843 by putting them in my mouth, then letting the chunks hit the floor. 165 00:08:34,844 --> 00:08:37,813 Kids need to be tricked into learning. 166 00:08:37,814 --> 00:08:39,395 That's how it works. 167 00:08:39,396 --> 00:08:44,376 Right. More Cookie Monster, less lecture. Gotcha. 168 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:45,791 You know what? 169 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:49,791 Tomorrow, I'm going back to your class and I'm going to win everyone over. 170 00:08:49,792 --> 00:08:53,363 Great. But could you come back here around 9:00 tonight and do that lecture again? 171 00:08:53,364 --> 00:08:57,864 I could really use a good night's sleep. 172 00:08:59,522 --> 00:09:02,899 One chopped salad, one side of cheesy bread. 173 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:05,807 And a clean-shaven boyfriend. 174 00:09:05,808 --> 00:09:10,913 One chopped salad, one cheesy bread and one manly, mustachioed boyfriend. 175 00:09:10,914 --> 00:09:14,336 Oh wait, you already got one of those. 176 00:09:14,337 --> 00:09:16,257 Boom! 177 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,922 Come on, Deuce. You've got to shave. 178 00:09:19,923 --> 00:09:22,499 But it makes me look like a man! 179 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:28,400 You're going to look like a single man if you don't shave! 180 00:09:29,799 --> 00:09:33,999 All right, kids, prepare to be wowed! 181 00:09:35,977 --> 00:09:41,877 Hey, guys, I'm Kelly the Celery, and I come from the Kingdom of Plantae! 182 00:09:42,879 --> 00:09:48,171 Hey, I'm Sammy the Skunk, and I come from the Kingdom of Animalia! 183 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:51,652 Kelly, are you stalking me? 184 00:09:52,822 --> 00:09:55,991 No, Sammy, you stinker. 185 00:09:55,992 --> 00:09:58,392 (All booing) 186 00:09:59,696 --> 00:10:03,656 Oh, Kelly. Where did we go wrong? 187 00:10:07,298 --> 00:10:09,300 - Hey, James! - Hey. 188 00:10:09,301 --> 00:10:12,874 Um, I wanted to say thank-you again for the other night. I had fun. 189 00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:14,629 I had fun, too. 190 00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:17,315 - So you wanna go out again? - Hey, would you like to go out again? 191 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:19,544 - I'd love to! - I'd love to! 192 00:10:19,545 --> 00:10:22,413 Oh, before I forget, I got you a present. 193 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:26,323 A present? James, I like how you do. 194 00:10:26,324 --> 00:10:28,623 Close your eyes. 195 00:10:28,624 --> 00:10:30,964 Okay, open. 196 00:10:32,695 --> 00:10:34,475 Oh! 197 00:10:34,476 --> 00:10:38,516 Look at that! It's a word-a-day calendar. (Chuckles uncertainly) 198 00:10:38,517 --> 00:10:40,377 Yay! 199 00:10:41,037 --> 00:10:43,038 I thought you could use it. 200 00:10:43,039 --> 00:10:46,554 Who couldn't? I always need to know what day it is. 201 00:10:46,555 --> 00:10:49,897 And I do use at least one word a day! 202 00:10:49,898 --> 00:10:51,341 (Cell phone chimes) 203 00:10:51,342 --> 00:10:54,232 James's recorded voice: Attention, Captain James of the starship Awesome! 204 00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:55,817 You have an incoming message. 205 00:10:55,818 --> 00:10:58,020 Oh, I've got to get to the gym. 206 00:10:58,021 --> 00:11:01,351 - Football team needs my help. - Really? 207 00:11:01,352 --> 00:11:03,470 Wi-Fi's down again. 208 00:11:03,471 --> 00:11:06,644 - I'll call you later. - Bye, James. 209 00:11:06,645 --> 00:11:07,628 (Laughing) 210 00:11:07,629 --> 00:11:10,550 Hey, James! I just heard the funniest rumor. 211 00:11:10,551 --> 00:11:13,451 Someone said you actually went on a date with CeCe. 212 00:11:13,452 --> 00:11:14,459 I did. 213 00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:17,039 - CeCe Jones? - Yeah. 214 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,840 CeCe Jones with the red hair? 215 00:11:18,841 --> 00:11:21,076 Lives in my building? Best friends with my sister? 216 00:11:21,077 --> 00:11:23,945 Why is it so hard to believe that CeCe would want to go out with me? 217 00:11:23,946 --> 00:11:28,436 Well, because she's so cool and popular and has mad style. 218 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:29,848 And you... 219 00:11:29,849 --> 00:11:33,929 Have a holster for your cell phone. 220 00:11:35,024 --> 00:11:39,634 Note to self. Research cool-guy pastimes, what they wear... 221 00:11:39,635 --> 00:11:42,221 And where they put their cell phones. 222 00:11:42,222 --> 00:11:43,595 Don't need that one. 223 00:11:43,596 --> 00:11:45,172 Don't need that one. 224 00:11:45,173 --> 00:11:48,737 Can't even pronounce that one! 225 00:11:48,738 --> 00:11:52,297 They have words on Saturdays, too? 226 00:11:52,298 --> 00:11:54,199 CeCe, I need your advice. For some reason, 227 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,541 Flynn's class is not responding to my lectures. 228 00:11:56,542 --> 00:11:58,714 I need to figure out a way to win them over. 229 00:11:58,715 --> 00:12:00,816 You know what I find most winsome? 230 00:12:00,817 --> 00:12:02,918 It's when my teachers let me out early. 231 00:12:02,919 --> 00:12:05,187 Okay, one, that's not an option. 232 00:12:05,188 --> 00:12:07,467 And two, "winsome"? 233 00:12:07,468 --> 00:12:08,836 Yeah, means charming. 234 00:12:08,837 --> 00:12:12,665 Yeah, I know what it means. But how do you know what it means? 235 00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:16,765 It's a word from my word-a-day calendar that James gave me. 236 00:12:16,766 --> 00:12:19,301 Aw! That's so sweet. It means he really likes you. 237 00:12:19,302 --> 00:12:22,738 No. It means he doesn't think I'm smart enough for him. 238 00:12:22,739 --> 00:12:28,422 Well, you know, he is on the debate team and the robotics team, and you're... 239 00:12:28,423 --> 00:12:30,946 On Team Jacob. 240 00:12:30,947 --> 00:12:33,815 I do not like what you're implying. 241 00:12:33,816 --> 00:12:36,885 She's on Team Edward. 242 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,481 Look, CeCe, do not take romantic advice from Dina. 243 00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:42,924 Let's not forget, her boyfriend is Deuce. 244 00:12:42,925 --> 00:12:47,062 Me-ouch! Although, you do have a point. 245 00:12:47,063 --> 00:12:48,348 If this is going to work, 246 00:12:48,349 --> 00:12:51,588 then I have to find a way to get really smart before our next date. 247 00:12:51,589 --> 00:12:54,630 CeCe, look, you don't have to change a thing about yourself. 248 00:12:54,631 --> 00:12:56,738 He already likes you. 249 00:12:56,739 --> 00:12:59,268 I never thought I'd say this to you but... 250 00:12:59,269 --> 00:13:02,383 You're over-thinking it. 251 00:13:02,384 --> 00:13:05,752 Wow. Deuce thinks he can pull off facial hair, 252 00:13:05,753 --> 00:13:09,918 Rocky's failing in a classroom, and CeCe's dating a smart guy. 253 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:14,299 (Shouting) Has the whole world gone mad? 254 00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:28,275 That was the worst puppet show since man first put his hand into a sock. 255 00:13:29,348 --> 00:13:31,785 Rocky, face facts. 256 00:13:31,786 --> 00:13:33,721 Teaching's just not for you. 257 00:13:33,722 --> 00:13:36,523 It's okay to fail at something. 258 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,223 (Gasping) 259 00:13:38,224 --> 00:13:40,125 I beg your pardon? 260 00:13:40,126 --> 00:13:43,697 When it comes to school, I have never, ever failed at anything! 261 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,618 Okay. 262 00:13:46,483 --> 00:13:48,167 If this is so important to you, 263 00:13:48,168 --> 00:13:50,750 you need to find a new approach to winning over the class. 264 00:13:50,751 --> 00:13:54,690 Maybe bring a little more of your personality to your lessons. 265 00:13:54,691 --> 00:13:59,529 Or bring cash. Not the kind that clinks, the kind that folds. 266 00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:03,265 Wow, Flynn, you know what? You are so wise and mature for your age. 267 00:14:03,266 --> 00:14:07,466 Thank you, Rocky. Now pull my finger. 268 00:14:08,304 --> 00:14:09,338 Beat it, Flynn. 269 00:14:09,339 --> 00:14:11,507 D'oh! So close. 270 00:14:11,508 --> 00:14:13,242 We're not done, Rocky. 271 00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,210 This is not over! 272 00:14:15,211 --> 00:14:18,031 I will hold this. 273 00:14:21,484 --> 00:14:23,352 What was that all about? 274 00:14:23,353 --> 00:14:26,422 I'm not even sure where to start. 275 00:14:26,423 --> 00:14:31,068 Great news! I know what to do about the James thing and I have a plan. 276 00:14:31,069 --> 00:14:33,262 (Groaning) Please tell me I'm not a part of it. 277 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,497 No can do, amiga. 278 00:14:35,498 --> 00:14:40,636 You see, I asked myself, "self, how can I be as smart as Rocky?" 279 00:14:40,637 --> 00:14:42,471 And the answer was simple. 280 00:14:42,472 --> 00:14:44,406 "Just study harder". 281 00:14:44,407 --> 00:14:47,125 But obviously, that wasn't going to happen. 282 00:14:47,126 --> 00:14:49,378 So I borrowed this from Crusty's. 283 00:14:49,379 --> 00:14:52,696 And what better way to sound like smart Rocky, 284 00:14:52,697 --> 00:14:56,619 than to have the actual smart Rocky tell me what to say? 285 00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:59,488 So, basically, you want to pull a Cyrano? 286 00:14:59,489 --> 00:15:01,457 Don't be negative! 287 00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:04,998 I want to pull a Cyra-yes! 288 00:15:10,084 --> 00:15:12,267 Hola, senor Martinez. 289 00:15:12,268 --> 00:15:15,148 How are you today? 290 00:15:15,505 --> 00:15:17,306 Hey, Sweetie! 291 00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:20,576 Dina, I think I've figured it out. 292 00:15:20,577 --> 00:15:24,061 It's not the mustache that's upsetting you... 293 00:15:24,062 --> 00:15:27,316 It's what the mustache represents. 294 00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:31,517 My new found, unrestrained masculinity. 295 00:15:32,489 --> 00:15:35,021 No, it's the mustache. 296 00:15:35,022 --> 00:15:37,627 But if you're happy, I'm happy. 297 00:15:37,628 --> 00:15:43,528 In fact, I thought it would be fun to grow out our hair together! 298 00:15:45,268 --> 00:15:47,308 Oh my! 299 00:15:47,684 --> 00:15:49,238 Uh... 300 00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:52,374 That's a little unsightly. 301 00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:56,575 Oh! Would you prefer the braided one? 302 00:15:58,548 --> 00:16:00,304 Where are you going? 303 00:16:00,305 --> 00:16:02,525 To shave! 304 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:08,992 But I find it very scary that you were able to put this together so quickly. 305 00:16:16,232 --> 00:16:21,537 All right, CeCe, if you can hear me, give me a signal. 306 00:16:21,538 --> 00:16:25,306 Is that a signal, or are you fixing your hair? 307 00:16:25,307 --> 00:16:27,227 Both. 308 00:16:27,229 --> 00:16:30,349 Ooh, here comes James. 309 00:16:34,029 --> 00:16:36,585 Yo, yo, yo! What's up, pretty lady? 310 00:16:36,586 --> 00:16:40,355 Hey, James. I'm so glad we could convene here at Crusty's. 311 00:16:40,356 --> 00:16:44,626 Hello, James. I'm so glad we could convene here at Crusty's. 312 00:16:44,627 --> 00:16:47,941 Won't you sit and partake in some loquacious repartee? 313 00:16:47,942 --> 00:16:51,366 Won't you sit and partake in some... 314 00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:54,247 I forgot the rest. 315 00:16:55,673 --> 00:16:56,863 What? 316 00:16:56,864 --> 00:16:59,374 Loquacious repartee! 317 00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:01,675 Loquacious rep... 318 00:17:01,676 --> 00:17:06,656 Oh, who am I kidding? James, just have a seat. 319 00:17:09,485 --> 00:17:13,222 Let me tell you, you have got it going on today. 320 00:17:13,223 --> 00:17:16,658 Thank you, James. You look resplendent in your finery. Is it new? 321 00:17:16,659 --> 00:17:20,863 Thank you, James. You look resplendent in your finery. Is it new? 322 00:17:20,864 --> 00:17:23,365 Yeah, yeah, just a little something, something I picked up. 323 00:17:23,366 --> 00:17:26,501 You know, I like to get my swag on! 324 00:17:26,502 --> 00:17:29,160 Yeah, yeah, just a little something, something I picked up. 325 00:17:29,161 --> 00:17:32,001 You know, I like to get my swag on! 326 00:17:32,002 --> 00:17:33,475 (Chuckles nervously) 327 00:17:33,476 --> 00:17:35,787 Anyway, if you're feeling peckish, 328 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:39,984 the cheesy bread is one delightful amuse-bouche. 329 00:17:39,985 --> 00:17:42,351 I can't hear you, you're cutting out. 330 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:47,212 (Shouting) I said, one delightful amuse-bouche! 331 00:17:48,037 --> 00:17:49,956 Oh, sorry, man. 332 00:17:49,957 --> 00:17:52,673 Let me move around to get a better signal. 333 00:17:52,674 --> 00:17:56,632 Okay, just nod your head when you can hear me. 334 00:17:56,633 --> 00:17:59,501 Can you hear me now? Is this good? 335 00:17:59,502 --> 00:18:02,709 I can hear you perfectly! What are you doing here? 336 00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:05,137 What are you doing here? 337 00:18:05,138 --> 00:18:07,744 Not coaching James on being cool, if that's what you want to know! 338 00:18:07,745 --> 00:18:10,342 Not coaching James on being cool, if that's... 339 00:18:10,343 --> 00:18:13,343 What you wanna know. 340 00:18:14,550 --> 00:18:16,285 Ty, you can't... (Feedback screeching) 341 00:18:16,286 --> 00:18:18,686 - Ow! - Ow! 342 00:18:22,659 --> 00:18:26,361 Look, Ty was coaching James just like I was coaching you. 343 00:18:26,362 --> 00:18:28,664 Why did you need Rocky to coach you? 344 00:18:28,665 --> 00:18:32,401 Because I thought I wasn't smart enough for you. 345 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,984 Really? 346 00:18:33,985 --> 00:18:36,272 I was afraid you wouldn't think I was cool enough for you! 347 00:18:36,273 --> 00:18:37,930 Where would you get that idea from? 348 00:18:37,931 --> 00:18:39,321 I have no idea. 349 00:18:39,322 --> 00:18:42,262 Oh wait, I do. Ty. 350 00:18:43,446 --> 00:18:46,878 Well, look at that. We do have something in common. 351 00:18:46,879 --> 00:18:49,218 We both forgot to be ourselves. 352 00:18:49,219 --> 00:18:52,198 I have an idea. Why don't we start over? 353 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:56,558 You know what? That's not only a smart idea, it's a cool one. 354 00:18:56,559 --> 00:18:58,479 So... 355 00:19:01,231 --> 00:19:04,233 You know what? They really do make a cute couple. 356 00:19:04,234 --> 00:19:07,469 Yeah, opposites do attract. 357 00:19:07,470 --> 00:19:13,148 Wait a minute. Um, if you were coaching him and I was coaching CeCe, that means... 358 00:19:13,149 --> 00:19:17,229 We were on a date with each other? 359 00:19:17,314 --> 00:19:18,580 (Both gag) 360 00:19:18,581 --> 00:19:21,101 - Ewe! - Ewe! 361 00:19:24,254 --> 00:19:26,372 First off, I just want to say thank you, Mrs. Dooley, 362 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:29,358 for letting me come back a third time. 363 00:19:29,359 --> 00:19:32,287 Now, this may just be another science lesson for you, 364 00:19:32,288 --> 00:19:34,396 but it's a life lesson for me. 365 00:19:34,397 --> 00:19:37,333 Okay? It's always important to never give up in life. 366 00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:39,335 Actually, funny story... 367 00:19:39,336 --> 00:19:41,337 You're losing 'em, Rocky! 368 00:19:41,338 --> 00:19:43,239 Right! You're right, you're right. 369 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:49,140 All right, kids, it's not just me this time. I brought backup. 370 00:19:49,368 --> 00:19:50,739 If CeCe's your backup, 371 00:19:50,740 --> 00:19:54,483 you might as well just keep backing it up all the way out the door. 372 00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:55,880 Watch it, Flynn. 373 00:19:55,881 --> 00:19:59,454 I'm a guest teacher here, and that gives me the power to give you detention. 374 00:19:59,455 --> 00:20:01,590 - No, it doesn't. - Lame. 375 00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:07,396 All right, kids, sit back and prepare to learn about science! Hit it! 376 00:20:07,397 --> 00:20:09,431 (Music starts) 377 00:20:09,432 --> 00:20:11,967 Oh, nature gives us wondrous things. 378 00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:14,336 From vertebrates to birds that sing. 379 00:20:14,337 --> 00:20:16,926 But with animals, plants and fungi. 380 00:20:16,927 --> 00:20:19,408 Just how will we classify? 381 00:20:19,409 --> 00:20:21,750 Kingdom, phylum Class, order. 382 00:20:21,751 --> 00:20:23,898 Family, genus, species. 383 00:20:23,899 --> 00:20:26,777 - If you need to tell what's what. - What? 384 00:20:26,778 --> 00:20:30,386 - Science makes it easy. - Everybody, now. 385 00:20:30,387 --> 00:20:32,667 Yeah! Hey! 386 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,841 Woo! 387 00:20:37,054 --> 00:20:38,627 You got it. 388 00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:41,330 Kingdom, phylum Class, order. 389 00:20:41,331 --> 00:20:43,399 Family, genus, species. 390 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,055 - If you need to tell what's what. - What, what? 391 00:20:46,056 --> 00:20:48,404 Science makes it easy. 392 00:20:48,405 --> 00:20:50,216 Woo! 393 00:20:50,217 --> 00:20:52,077 Woo! 394 00:20:57,513 --> 00:21:00,730 - Yeah, taxonomy's an awesome thing. - That's right! 395 00:21:00,731 --> 00:21:03,147 Even classifies the human being. 396 00:21:03,148 --> 00:21:05,247 Once we have all the pieces. 397 00:21:05,248 --> 00:21:07,522 Then we can name all the species. 398 00:21:07,523 --> 00:21:09,129 We're homo sapiens. 399 00:21:09,130 --> 00:21:11,360 We're homo sapiens. 400 00:21:11,361 --> 00:21:12,561 Okay. 401 00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:15,297 Kingdom, phylum Class, order. 402 00:21:15,298 --> 00:21:17,366 Family, genus, species. 403 00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:20,165 - If you need to tell what's what. - All: What? 404 00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:21,603 Science makes it easy. 405 00:21:21,604 --> 00:21:22,491 Everybody, now! 406 00:21:22,492 --> 00:21:24,673 Kingdom, phylum Class, order. 407 00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:26,843 Family, genus, species. 408 00:21:26,844 --> 00:21:29,768 - If you need to tell what's what. - CeCe: What, what? 409 00:21:29,769 --> 00:21:32,949 Science makes it easy. 410 00:21:32,950 --> 00:21:35,470 (All cheering) 411 00:21:35,869 --> 00:21:41,769 That song was loud, over the top and totally inappropriate for the classroom. 412 00:21:41,906 --> 00:21:44,306 I loved it! 413 00:21:49,344 --> 00:21:53,435 Come on Sweetie! We're going to be late for my parents anniversary party. 414 00:21:53,436 --> 00:21:56,436 I'm coming! Coming... 415 00:21:59,516 --> 00:22:04,736 Well, the moustachioed version of Deuce is no more. 416 00:22:05,452 --> 00:22:08,778 Aw baby, I know you're sad but, 417 00:22:08,779 --> 00:22:11,731 those little hairs have gone to a better place... 418 00:22:11,732 --> 00:22:13,906 Down the drain. 419 00:22:13,907 --> 00:22:16,244 I know, you're right. 420 00:22:16,245 --> 00:22:20,685 I just wish you being right didn't involve me taking razor sharp steel to my face. 421 00:22:20,686 --> 00:22:26,586 Well, you're not the only one that got hurt during this little process. 422 00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:31,464 Well you know, at least we'll be the best looking couple there, right? 423 00:22:31,465 --> 00:22:33,346 That's right baby. 424 00:22:33,347 --> 00:22:35,568 - Ow! - Sorry. 425 00:22:35,569 --> 00:22:38,124 - Ow! - I'm sorry. 426 00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:40,403 - Ow! - Sorry. 427 00:22:40,404 --> 00:22:46,304 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. 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