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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,600 CAR HORN HOOTS 2 00:00:05,700 --> 00:00:08,020 Come on! It's ten to bloody nine! 3 00:00:08,020 --> 00:00:12,020 All right! 4 00:00:12,020 --> 00:00:14,020 I'll be late for bloody work. 5 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,260 How did your first week go? 6 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:20,540 All right. 7 00:00:20,540 --> 00:00:22,540 English isn't bad. 8 00:00:22,540 --> 00:00:24,540 The teacher's called Mr Hodgson. 9 00:00:24,540 --> 00:00:27,980 He swears a little bit, you know, to try and make himself look cool. 10 00:00:27,980 --> 00:00:29,660 Performing arts is fine. 11 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:32,580 We play this game where you have to say, 12 00:00:32,580 --> 00:00:34,580 "She stood upon the balcony, 13 00:00:34,580 --> 00:00:36,260 inimitably mimicking him, 14 00:00:36,260 --> 00:00:38,620 hiccupping and amicably welcoming him in." 15 00:00:38,620 --> 00:00:40,720 - You have to say it as fast as you can. - Oh. 16 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:43,590 I have to sit next to this kid called Andrew Johnson 17 00:00:43,590 --> 00:00:45,830 who smells intensely of garlic. 18 00:00:45,830 --> 00:00:47,550 You know, he told me that he has 19 00:00:47,550 --> 00:00:50,030 a garlic baguette for supper every night. 20 00:00:50,030 --> 00:00:52,710 Do I look different? 21 00:00:52,710 --> 00:00:56,350 - What do you mean? - Am I sweating? 22 00:00:56,350 --> 00:00:58,670 Did I tell you I'm going through the change? 23 00:00:58,670 --> 00:01:01,720 - You had mentioned it, yeah. - RADIO PLAYS "WANNABE" 24 00:01:01,725 --> 00:01:04,765 Oh, I bloody love this song. 25 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:06,605 Oh, come on. 26 00:01:06,605 --> 00:01:07,885 Mum! 27 00:01:07,885 --> 00:01:10,565 You can't cry to the Spice Girls! 28 00:01:10,565 --> 00:01:12,885 It's not exactly Girl Power, is it? 29 00:01:12,885 --> 00:01:16,285 Hey, do you reckon they'd let me and you join? 30 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:18,885 Oh, yeah, and who would I be? 31 00:01:18,885 --> 00:01:20,805 Underactive Thyroid Spice? 32 00:01:20,805 --> 00:01:24,805 - I could be Menopause Spice! - THEY LAUGH 33 00:01:25,925 --> 00:01:28,045 I tell you what I want what I really, really want 34 00:01:28,045 --> 00:01:29,925 So tell me what you want What you really, really want 35 00:01:29,925 --> 00:01:32,885 I'll tell you what... I wanna, I wanna, I wanna... 36 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:34,725 ... really, really, really wanna zig-a-zig, ah 37 00:01:34,725 --> 00:01:37,045 If you wanna be my lover... 38 00:01:37,045 --> 00:01:39,565 Sometimes, when you're telling a lie, 39 00:01:39,565 --> 00:01:41,605 the more detail you go into, 40 00:01:41,605 --> 00:01:45,605 the more even you start to believe that it might be true. 41 00:01:46,085 --> 00:01:48,645 The bit about the swearing English teacher? 42 00:01:48,645 --> 00:01:50,685 He's based on my Uncle Mark who thinks 43 00:01:50,685 --> 00:01:54,565 dropping the F-word into every sentence makes him seem cool. 44 00:01:54,565 --> 00:01:57,485 The bit about the performing arts game? 45 00:01:57,485 --> 00:02:00,845 Well, it was a tongue-twister I got last Christmas in a cracker. 46 00:02:00,845 --> 00:02:04,285 And the bit about the kid who eats garlic bread all the time? 47 00:02:04,285 --> 00:02:06,685 That's autobiographical. 48 00:02:06,785 --> 00:02:10,785 The truth is that I've not been to college since I set the alarm off. 49 00:02:11,625 --> 00:02:14,225 Missed the whole first week. 50 00:02:14,225 --> 00:02:18,225 The truth is, I'm becoming so good at talking bollocks 51 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:22,705 that I'm thinking of going professional. 52 00:02:24,785 --> 00:02:28,785 What about Bullshit Spice? 53 00:02:30,105 --> 00:02:34,105 MUSIC: "One To Another" by the Charlatans 54 00:02:39,065 --> 00:02:41,545 I hear our day is coming 55 00:02:41,545 --> 00:02:44,105 Gets sweeter every year 56 00:02:44,105 --> 00:02:46,105 Tomorrow could be too easy 57 00:02:46,105 --> 00:02:48,145 And today is gonna be too near 58 00:02:48,145 --> 00:02:50,545 Trust is for believers 59 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:53,145 And love can keep the faith 60 00:02:53,145 --> 00:02:55,305 I don't need you, I can't buy you 61 00:02:55,305 --> 00:02:59,305 I can't hurt you. 62 00:02:59,306 --> 00:03:01,289 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 63 00:03:01,945 --> 00:03:05,945 RADAR BEEPS 64 00:03:10,145 --> 00:03:12,385 So, how did you figure out I wasn't going? 65 00:03:12,385 --> 00:03:15,185 When a parent asks a child how school was 66 00:03:15,185 --> 00:03:18,945 and they give more than a one-word answer... suspicious. 67 00:03:18,945 --> 00:03:21,585 And just the way you were. 68 00:03:21,585 --> 00:03:24,865 My instincts told me something wasn't quite right. 69 00:03:24,865 --> 00:03:28,865 Plus, they rang me, told me you haven't been coming in. 70 00:03:29,145 --> 00:03:33,145 - I told you last week. I was having a cigarette. - Where? 71 00:03:33,185 --> 00:03:37,185 - I didn't set the alarm off. - You were seen by the fire door. 72 00:03:37,465 --> 00:03:39,625 What can I tell you? 73 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:42,025 I know it was you who did it and when I get... 74 00:03:42,025 --> 00:03:46,025 - Why would I set the alarm off? - ... and when I get proof, you're in for it. 75 00:03:46,385 --> 00:03:50,385 I'm not messing about this term. 76 00:03:52,305 --> 00:03:56,305 Liam, honestly! 77 00:03:56,305 --> 00:04:00,305 Mrs Earl? 78 00:04:01,065 --> 00:04:02,705 Time to face the music. 79 00:04:02,705 --> 00:04:04,225 WEAK FANFARE 80 00:04:04,225 --> 00:04:07,105 So, Rae, what's going on? 81 00:04:07,105 --> 00:04:10,265 Why have you been skipping classes? 82 00:04:10,265 --> 00:04:11,945 Did something happen? 83 00:04:11,945 --> 00:04:13,625 No. Nothing happened. 84 00:04:13,625 --> 00:04:15,625 Do you remember those conversations 85 00:04:15,625 --> 00:04:18,585 we had when you were thinking about applying? 86 00:04:18,585 --> 00:04:22,505 You said you thought you were ready for the stresses of college life. 87 00:04:22,505 --> 00:04:25,065 When someone asks you a question, you give a response. 88 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:29,065 It's called a conversation, Rae. 89 00:04:30,785 --> 00:04:32,505 Yeah, I remember. 90 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:34,945 Well, maybe this is a sign that you're not ready. 91 00:04:34,945 --> 00:04:37,425 There's an argument to be made for deferring a year. 92 00:04:37,425 --> 00:04:39,825 No, please don't make me do that, I don't want that. 93 00:04:39,825 --> 00:04:41,985 That way you can come back when you're stronger. 94 00:04:41,985 --> 00:04:43,545 No, please, that is not what I want. 95 00:04:43,545 --> 00:04:46,025 Well, why don't you tell me what you do want? 96 00:04:46,025 --> 00:04:50,025 I want to be treated the same as everyone else. 97 00:04:51,905 --> 00:04:55,105 OK. Then I'm giving you a formal warning. 98 00:04:55,105 --> 00:04:57,945 If you break the rules again, if you misbehave, skip classes, 99 00:04:57,945 --> 00:05:01,665 then we are going to have to talk seriously about you deferring. 100 00:05:01,665 --> 00:05:02,865 Understood? 101 00:05:02,865 --> 00:05:04,145 Yes. 102 00:05:04,145 --> 00:05:08,145 And she's sorry, aren't you, Rae? 103 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:09,505 Yeah. 104 00:05:09,505 --> 00:05:13,345 'As Uncle Mark might say, am I fuck fucking sorry?!' 105 00:05:13,345 --> 00:05:17,345 'Fuck the fuck off!' 106 00:05:18,425 --> 00:05:19,705 Here she is. 107 00:05:19,705 --> 00:05:21,905 Where the fuck have you been? 108 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:24,025 I've been worried about you. 109 00:05:24,025 --> 00:05:28,025 I thought I was supposed to be your stereotype gay best friend. 110 00:05:28,425 --> 00:05:32,425 Sorry, chuck. 111 00:05:34,305 --> 00:05:36,785 Why do you come here, Archie? 112 00:05:36,785 --> 00:05:39,145 Need the grades to get into Durham. 113 00:05:39,145 --> 00:05:40,785 Why do you want to come here? 114 00:05:40,785 --> 00:05:44,785 Don't know. 115 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,185 Wait. 116 00:05:47,185 --> 00:05:50,265 Are you wearing a rugby top?! 117 00:05:50,265 --> 00:05:54,265 Yeah. 118 00:05:55,985 --> 00:05:59,985 When did you start smoking? 119 00:06:01,025 --> 00:06:03,225 Archie! What is going on with you? 120 00:06:03,225 --> 00:06:05,145 Come on. 121 00:06:05,145 --> 00:06:09,145 Take a walk with me. 122 00:06:10,865 --> 00:06:14,865 Surviving college is all about blending into the background. 123 00:06:15,705 --> 00:06:18,345 And if anything knows anything about staying under the radar, 124 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:21,505 it's Uncle Archie. 125 00:06:21,505 --> 00:06:24,225 You know it's really creepy when you say that, don't you? 126 00:06:24,225 --> 00:06:27,105 Noted. 127 00:06:27,105 --> 00:06:28,705 Arch. Easy, Macca. 128 00:06:28,705 --> 00:06:30,945 - Got a light? - Yeah. 129 00:06:30,945 --> 00:06:34,105 Have you seen what Maggie Tolson's wearing today? 130 00:06:34,105 --> 00:06:36,985 Bro, you could choke a dozen camels on those whammers. 131 00:06:36,985 --> 00:06:38,945 I wish I was a dozen camels! 132 00:06:38,945 --> 00:06:42,945 - Nice one, yeah? - Nice one, mate. 133 00:06:46,345 --> 00:06:47,985 Look at me. 134 00:06:47,985 --> 00:06:51,985 - There's only one rule, understand? - Yeah. 135 00:06:53,105 --> 00:06:56,025 Stay under the radar. 136 00:06:56,025 --> 00:07:00,025 RADAR BEEPS AND BUZZES 137 00:07:02,185 --> 00:07:04,813 Whoa. What have you come as? 138 00:07:04,814 --> 00:07:06,527 On the first day, d'you remember that dress I was wearing? 139 00:07:06,535 --> 00:07:08,575 And I saw that other girl wearing it? 140 00:07:08,575 --> 00:07:10,975 Well, the other day I saw two girls in the same dress 141 00:07:10,975 --> 00:07:13,215 and one with nearly the exact same shoes on. 142 00:07:13,215 --> 00:07:15,135 I am not taking chances any more. 143 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:17,855 I hate this place. It's like I'm invisible. 144 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:20,495 Oh, my God, there's Stacey Stringfellow's gang. 145 00:07:20,495 --> 00:07:22,942 - Who's Stacey Stringfellow? - If you're in with them, then you're in. 146 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,012 - In where? - With the boys. 147 00:07:24,013 --> 00:07:25,033 - Which boys? - The fit boys. 148 00:07:25,035 --> 00:07:28,935 - I've got a boyfriend. - Yeah, well, I haven't. Hi, Stacey! 149 00:07:32,135 --> 00:07:34,855 Oh, my God. She just completely blanked me. 150 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:38,855 I can't even process this! 151 00:07:44,535 --> 00:07:48,215 He's been looking for you, you know. 152 00:07:48,215 --> 00:07:51,095 'College wasn't the only thing I'd been avoiding.' 153 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:54,255 'Because of what happened at the caravan, I'd stayed away from him.' 154 00:07:54,255 --> 00:07:58,255 'I didn't want to be the girl who couldn't get undressed in front of her boyfriend.' 155 00:07:58,655 --> 00:08:02,655 'I really missed him and smelling his jacket was no substitute' whatsoever.' 156 00:08:03,175 --> 00:08:05,455 Finn rang again. 157 00:08:05,455 --> 00:08:08,575 - What did you say? - Well, I didn't know what to say 158 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:10,511 so I told him you might have glandular fever. 159 00:08:10,512 --> 00:08:11,512 What?! 160 00:08:12,205 --> 00:08:14,921 Well, last time, when I said you'd gone to France, you got a right cob on! 161 00:08:14,925 --> 00:08:17,205 - That is the most stupid thing... - Yeah, well, 162 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:21,205 maybe we're not all as good at lying as you are, Rae. 163 00:08:22,575 --> 00:08:24,775 Just stop avoiding him. 164 00:08:24,775 --> 00:08:28,775 I'm not avoiding him. 165 00:08:37,070 --> 00:08:40,630 You've got through your first full day at college. 166 00:08:40,630 --> 00:08:44,630 And I'm proud of you. 167 00:08:45,590 --> 00:08:48,230 - You're not going to cry, are you? - Just... 168 00:08:48,230 --> 00:08:52,230 you can't spend your life running away from stuff. 169 00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:56,270 There's a history of that in this family. 170 00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:12,660 'My mum was right about once every three years.' 171 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:17,340 'But I had a feeling that this was one of those times.' 172 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:25,200 I was starting to think you'd left the country. 173 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:28,600 - Or at least Lincolnshire. - Thought about it. 174 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,520 - Not... not that I've missed you, or anything. - No? 175 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:35,320 OK, I might have thought about you once. 176 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:39,120 All right, twice. 177 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,829 I was going to come round, actually, 178 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:44,280 - but your mam said something about... - Listen. 179 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:47,240 I was just a bit... 180 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,840 ... out of it. 181 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:51,320 And I didn't want to tell you 182 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,720 because I didn't want to drag you into it. 183 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:57,420 I... I don't mind that you've got stuff. 184 00:09:57,420 --> 00:10:00,500 Everyone's got stuff, really. 185 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,460 But... 186 00:10:02,460 --> 00:10:04,140 All right, lovebirds? 187 00:10:04,140 --> 00:10:06,660 Where've you been, Raemundo? I've been ready to send out 188 00:10:06,660 --> 00:10:10,660 - a sexy search party for you. - Yes, Chop. Foster's, mate. Nice one. 189 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:16,580 But... ? 190 00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:20,780 And it looks like we might have made it 191 00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:24,540 Yes, it looks like we made it... 192 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,340 'I'd forgotten. 193 00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:29,460 'I'd forgotten that there's something in his lips.' 194 00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:31,820 'And no matter how crap my life was, 195 00:10:31,820 --> 00:10:35,300 no matter how much I didn't fit in at college, no matter what, 196 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:38,620 when I had his lips, I had his kiss.' 197 00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:41,420 'And so long as I had that... ' 198 00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:45,420 '... I knew everything would be OK.' 199 00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:48,340 My dad's at a conference all week, right? 200 00:10:48,340 --> 00:10:52,340 So I was thinking about having an exclusive sleepover tomorrow night. 201 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,580 How exclusive? 202 00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:59,580 Well, I was only going to invite one person. 203 00:10:59,980 --> 00:11:01,660 Fancy it? 204 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,020 Yeah. 205 00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:05,100 Yeah? 206 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,417 Yeah! 207 00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:11,300 Day two of college. 208 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:13,020 'If I could get through the day, 209 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,060 I had Finn waiting for me that night.' 210 00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:18,700 'But staying under the radar isn't easy when you're six foot tall 211 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:20,660 and weigh 16 stone.' 212 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:22,300 RADAR BEEPS HARSHLY 213 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:23,660 'I had to be... ' 214 00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:25,940 RADAR BUZZES 215 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:27,740 '... bland.' 216 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:31,740 RADAR BLIPS 217 00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:36,060 This is important. 218 00:11:36,060 --> 00:11:37,980 That is Simmy. 219 00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:41,820 He's got this almost magical ability to invent a nickname for someone 220 00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:44,780 and have it stick for the rest of that person's life. 221 00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:48,340 This kid here, he was in Simmy's high school. 222 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:52,220 At swimming class he got an unfortunate crease in his trunks. 223 00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:55,180 Simmy called him AquaBone and it stuck. 224 00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:57,860 That was five years ago. 225 00:11:57,860 --> 00:12:00,060 Even his dad calls him it. 226 00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:02,580 This girl here... 227 00:12:02,580 --> 00:12:04,900 Simmy decided she had a big chin. 228 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:08,900 She lost her shoe at the end of year disco... "Chinderella". 229 00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:12,020 That's... 230 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:15,940 - That's actually quite clever. - He's an evil genius. 231 00:12:15,940 --> 00:12:19,940 So trust me, do not do anything extraordinary around him. 232 00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:25,060 'Don't look! Why are you looking?!' 233 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:27,220 'Oh, bollocks, here he comes.' 234 00:12:27,220 --> 00:12:29,100 'Look away. Look away!' 235 00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:31,420 'Look away!' 236 00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:35,380 - Easy, Arch. - All right, Simmy? 237 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,900 Hey, you seen Graham Tipping's new glasses, mate? 238 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,570 He looks like Elton John. 239 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:42,160 I doubt Elton John sleeps on plastic sheets in case 240 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,800 - he pisses the bed, though, mate. - Yeah! 241 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,280 Look who it is! You all right, Unicorn Balls? 242 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,840 BELL RINGS 243 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,920 Unicorn Balls, where you going, man? 244 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:55,920 So I thought I'd take this time to talk about the power of positive thinking. 245 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:02,760 It's about seeing the good side of things. 246 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:07,600 It's about filling your life with things that make you happy. 247 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:11,440 DOOR SLAMS 248 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,320 MUFFLED: Sorry, sorry. 249 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:16,720 Pull up a chair, Liam. 250 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,480 CHAIR CRASHES 251 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:23,480 HE DRAGS CHAIR LOUDLY AND DELIBERATELY 252 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:33,920 DRAGGING CONTINUES 253 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,720 I was just about to ask the group 254 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,440 if they could think of things that make them happy. 255 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:46,160 Oh! I'll go first. 256 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,840 OK. 257 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,880 Every day I go to sixth form college. 258 00:13:50,912 --> 00:13:52,712 It's shite. 259 00:13:52,712 --> 00:13:56,352 It's like being in a social experiment, 260 00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:58,752 where they keep a load of people in the same building, 261 00:13:58,752 --> 00:14:01,232 and the only thing they all have in common is their age. 262 00:14:01,232 --> 00:14:04,392 And because of this, it's populated by people trying to fit in. 263 00:14:04,392 --> 00:14:06,792 The teachers push an ideal on us. 264 00:14:06,792 --> 00:14:09,352 FAUX-POSH VOICE: "Succeed here or be a failure in life. 265 00:14:09,352 --> 00:14:11,312 "Learn this 15th-century lyric poem 266 00:14:11,312 --> 00:14:14,512 and hypothesise on its significance to the French Revolution 267 00:14:14,512 --> 00:14:18,512 or... be worthless in society." 268 00:14:19,832 --> 00:14:22,512 I feel hatred towards the whole thing. 269 00:14:22,512 --> 00:14:25,232 And when I feel that hatred... 270 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,952 I feel happy. 271 00:14:27,952 --> 00:14:31,472 Cos I realise that that's not me. 272 00:14:31,472 --> 00:14:34,272 They're not me, and they never will be. 273 00:14:34,272 --> 00:14:38,272 Makes me fucking delirious! 274 00:14:44,232 --> 00:14:46,112 KESTER SIGHS 275 00:14:46,112 --> 00:14:49,712 I like it on Wednesdays when that canteen serves the dessert with jelly and custard. 276 00:14:49,712 --> 00:14:51,312 - Oh, yeah. - Hmm! 277 00:14:51,312 --> 00:14:55,312 - That trifle thing. - Oh, yeah. 278 00:14:57,472 --> 00:15:00,792 HUBBUB 279 00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:03,032 Hiya. 280 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,712 All right? 281 00:15:05,712 --> 00:15:08,592 I liked your speech. 282 00:15:08,592 --> 00:15:12,112 I hate college as well. 283 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:16,112 I just wanted to say, about the other day when I set the alarm off, 284 00:15:16,632 --> 00:15:18,312 it was an accident. 285 00:15:18,312 --> 00:15:20,112 I didn't see anything. 286 00:15:20,112 --> 00:15:21,912 You're not going to say anything, are you? 287 00:15:21,912 --> 00:15:25,792 - It's just, I'm on a warning at college... - I didn't see anything. 288 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,752 MUSIC: "Close To Me" by the Cure 289 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:31,752 BELL RINGS 290 00:15:37,072 --> 00:15:39,032 That's Finn Nelson. 291 00:15:39,032 --> 00:15:42,392 - Yeah? - He is the fittest lad in college. 292 00:15:42,392 --> 00:15:45,232 I'd honestly let him do anything to me. 293 00:15:45,232 --> 00:15:48,072 - You'd let anyone do anything to you. - Fuck off! 294 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:51,112 - The best part is that he's single. - He's not single. 295 00:15:51,112 --> 00:15:55,112 - What? Who's he going out with? - Some lucky bitch. 296 00:15:56,712 --> 00:16:00,112 Doesn't matter anyway. 297 00:16:00,112 --> 00:16:03,192 He wouldn't even talk to girls like us. 298 00:16:03,192 --> 00:16:04,992 I've waited hours for this 299 00:16:04,992 --> 00:16:07,642 I've made myself so sick... 300 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:11,227 'This is impossible. 301 00:16:11,227 --> 00:16:13,627 'How am I supposed to stay under the radar 302 00:16:13,627 --> 00:16:16,027 when everyone at college knows who Finn is?' 303 00:16:16,027 --> 00:16:19,067 'He's the fittest lad in college.' 304 00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:23,067 'And I'm... I'm... ' 305 00:16:25,267 --> 00:16:27,627 Chloe... 306 00:16:27,627 --> 00:16:31,347 How weird is it that I'm going out with Finn? 307 00:16:31,347 --> 00:16:32,987 Dunno. 308 00:16:32,987 --> 00:16:35,987 No, be honest. 309 00:16:35,987 --> 00:16:38,987 Right, OK. Out of ten, how attractive would you say you were? 310 00:16:38,987 --> 00:16:40,307 One. 311 00:16:40,307 --> 00:16:42,267 Don't be stupid! 312 00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:43,867 You're easily a four. 313 00:16:43,867 --> 00:16:45,547 Thanks(!) 314 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,907 No, I mean... I mean, like a four at worst. 315 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:51,427 You know, when you're hung over and you're on and stuff. 316 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,827 Right. 317 00:16:52,827 --> 00:16:54,707 Fine. Rate Finn out of ten. 318 00:16:54,707 --> 00:16:56,067 - 11. - Exactly. 319 00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:59,547 That isn't even possible. 320 00:16:59,547 --> 00:17:02,147 Even Emma Coghill's sister fancies him and she's, like, 23. 321 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,187 And she's been out with footballers. 322 00:17:04,187 --> 00:17:07,067 So why does he like me? 323 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:09,347 I don't know. Maybe you're his type or something. 324 00:17:09,347 --> 00:17:11,667 - And what type would that be? - Curvaceous. 325 00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:13,827 - (Stop it!) - Let's be honest, if he likes big boobs, 326 00:17:13,827 --> 00:17:16,787 - then he's struck gold. - They are cripplingly large. 327 00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:20,787 Anyway, I'm stopping at his tonight, so... it's probably going to happen. 328 00:17:22,787 --> 00:17:24,787 I thought it happened at camping. 329 00:17:24,787 --> 00:17:27,627 Oh, no, no, we didn't. Um... because... 330 00:17:27,627 --> 00:17:29,947 - Did he drink too much? - Yeah. 331 00:17:29,947 --> 00:17:32,307 - D'you know, I hate that. - Yeah. Tchuh! 332 00:17:32,307 --> 00:17:34,987 Listen, your first time is always going to be the scariest. 333 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,787 Just make sure he doesn't drink too much and you'll be fine. 334 00:17:37,787 --> 00:17:40,707 But... Rae! For the past four weeks, all we've talked about is sex. 335 00:17:40,707 --> 00:17:44,067 Right? Noises, positions, worst and best case scenarios. 336 00:17:44,067 --> 00:17:46,227 Hand-job techniques, blow job techniques. 337 00:17:46,227 --> 00:17:48,107 - How sensitive men's nipples are. - Shhhh! 338 00:17:48,107 --> 00:17:51,587 Foreskins, porn, anal, even strap-ons! 339 00:17:51,587 --> 00:17:54,787 There's nothing else to talk about. Right? Just... 340 00:17:54,787 --> 00:17:57,907 Just let him whack it in you. 341 00:17:57,907 --> 00:18:00,467 - Oh! - Right? 342 00:18:00,467 --> 00:18:02,067 Yeah! 343 00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:06,067 PEOPLE CHATTER AND GIGGLE 344 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:11,987 LAUGHTER 345 00:18:13,867 --> 00:18:17,867 Oh, my God, it's her! 346 00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:22,227 What the fuck?! 347 00:18:29,947 --> 00:18:33,107 LAUGHTER 348 00:18:33,107 --> 00:18:35,907 I told you I was thinking about doing a photoshoot. 349 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:39,467 And then we talked for, like, 90 hours? 350 00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:41,867 And then you agreed it was a bad idea. 351 00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:43,267 I know. 352 00:18:43,267 --> 00:18:45,747 Why do underwear shots? 353 00:18:45,747 --> 00:18:49,747 Well, I wanted to build up my modelling portfolio. 354 00:18:51,027 --> 00:18:55,027 Oh, my God, Rae, everybody's staring at me! 355 00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:58,667 Right. 356 00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,147 Where are the originals? 357 00:19:00,147 --> 00:19:02,787 - And the negatives? - Well, I dunno. 358 00:19:02,787 --> 00:19:06,787 No, I took them to Lisa Goulding's party, I haven't seen them since. 359 00:19:07,387 --> 00:19:11,387 Did you show anyone at the party? 360 00:19:13,347 --> 00:19:16,147 I got really drunk and I showed some to Barney. 361 00:19:16,147 --> 00:19:17,907 No, but there was over 50 people there 362 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,227 and I didn't know half of them. It could be anyone. 363 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:23,627 Rae, we really need to find out who's got the photos, 364 00:19:23,627 --> 00:19:26,147 before they print off any of the other ones. 365 00:19:26,147 --> 00:19:30,147 What other ones? 366 00:19:31,907 --> 00:19:33,907 Oh, my God, Chloe! Why would you do that? 367 00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:37,027 Well, I wanted to keep the glamour door open. 368 00:19:37,027 --> 00:19:38,467 Glamour door? 369 00:19:38,467 --> 00:19:40,147 You're 16. 370 00:19:40,147 --> 00:19:41,587 There is no door. 371 00:19:41,587 --> 00:19:44,374 Have you never not wanted to have pictures taken where you look amazing? 372 00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:47,644 Right? Where your hair's done, and your make-up, 373 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,547 and the lighting, and... 374 00:19:49,547 --> 00:19:52,067 and you look sexy? 375 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:56,067 Right, you feel sexy? 376 00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:59,307 No? 377 00:19:59,307 --> 00:20:01,227 MUSIC: "Mr Jones" by Counting Crows 378 00:20:01,227 --> 00:20:05,027 Please, Rae. 379 00:20:05,027 --> 00:20:09,027 Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la 380 00:20:10,507 --> 00:20:12,547 Mmm, oh-ho... 381 00:20:12,547 --> 00:20:15,307 'You mess with her, you mess with me.' 382 00:20:15,307 --> 00:20:16,827 GUNSHOT 383 00:20:16,827 --> 00:20:18,307 'Poor Chloe.' 384 00:20:18,307 --> 00:20:20,267 'College is utterly barbaric.' 385 00:20:20,267 --> 00:20:22,987 ... Mr Jones strikes up a conversation... 386 00:20:22,987 --> 00:20:25,867 'At least I'd made it through the day under the radar 387 00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:29,707 and now I had Finn all to myself.' 388 00:20:29,707 --> 00:20:31,747 'I was starting to think that me and him 389 00:20:31,747 --> 00:20:34,627 only made sense when no-one else was around.' 390 00:20:34,627 --> 00:20:38,627 'I still didn't know why he liked me, but maybe Chloe had it spot-on.' 391 00:20:39,307 --> 00:20:40,667 'Maybe I was his type.' 392 00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:43,227 'Now all I needed was a bit of courage.' 393 00:20:43,227 --> 00:20:46,307 'Courage in any form.' 394 00:20:46,307 --> 00:20:48,307 You on it tonight, girl? 395 00:20:48,307 --> 00:20:50,387 No, I just fancied a drink. 396 00:20:50,387 --> 00:20:54,387 - You want some? - No, I'm fine. 397 00:20:56,267 --> 00:21:00,267 - Cheers, m'dear. - Cheers. 398 00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:11,827 'You can do this.' 399 00:21:11,827 --> 00:21:13,707 'The first time is the scariest.' 400 00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:17,707 'Man up.' 401 00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:22,947 Where's this one? 402 00:21:22,947 --> 00:21:26,947 That is... Butlins in Skegness. 403 00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:29,267 I think I were five. 404 00:21:29,267 --> 00:21:33,107 THEY LAUGH 405 00:21:33,107 --> 00:21:36,307 Is that your mum? 406 00:21:36,307 --> 00:21:38,587 That's her, yeah. 407 00:21:38,587 --> 00:21:40,627 - She's pretty. - Yeah. 408 00:21:40,627 --> 00:21:43,987 Do you miss her? 409 00:21:43,987 --> 00:21:47,987 Yeah. 410 00:21:52,627 --> 00:21:54,147 Who's this? 411 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,827 Oh, God! 412 00:21:56,827 --> 00:21:58,987 That's Stacey Stringfellow. 413 00:21:58,987 --> 00:22:00,667 She goes to college. 414 00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,467 Right, so why have you got this? 415 00:22:02,467 --> 00:22:05,707 We used to go out. 416 00:22:05,707 --> 00:22:08,347 I've told you, it's been ages since I looked at these. 417 00:22:08,347 --> 00:22:10,507 I'll throw that one out. 418 00:22:10,507 --> 00:22:12,427 No. 419 00:22:12,427 --> 00:22:14,147 It's no big deal. 420 00:22:14,147 --> 00:22:18,147 Everyone's got exes. 421 00:22:26,747 --> 00:22:27,987 Have a drink. 422 00:22:27,987 --> 00:22:31,987 No, I'm fine, seriously. 423 00:22:37,187 --> 00:22:41,187 'Just relax. Just relax, just relax.' 424 00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:42,987 'He wants this.' 425 00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:45,507 'You want this.' 426 00:22:45,507 --> 00:22:47,827 Right. I'm pouring you one. 427 00:22:47,827 --> 00:22:51,827 Oh... Really? 428 00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:58,667 Cheers, m'dear. 429 00:22:59,867 --> 00:23:03,067 HE GRUNTS 430 00:23:03,067 --> 00:23:05,427 MUSIC: "Down By The Water" by PJ Harvey 431 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:07,587 I lost my heart 432 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:11,587 Under the bridge 433 00:23:11,867 --> 00:23:15,227 To that little girl... 434 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,827 No, no, no more. 435 00:23:16,827 --> 00:23:19,067 Just one more. HE SIGHS 436 00:23:19,067 --> 00:23:23,067 ... And now I moan 437 00:23:23,347 --> 00:23:26,027 And now I holler... 438 00:23:26,027 --> 00:23:27,587 Cheers, m'dear. 439 00:23:27,587 --> 00:23:30,947 Yep. Cheers, m'dear. 440 00:23:30,947 --> 00:23:33,867 ... Just what I found... 441 00:23:33,867 --> 00:23:35,707 I'm going to, um... 442 00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:38,507 I think I'm... 443 00:23:38,507 --> 00:23:42,507 I'm going to have to go to the bathroom. 444 00:23:43,787 --> 00:23:47,067 ... Little fish, big fish Swimming in the water 445 00:23:47,067 --> 00:23:50,587 Come back here and give me my daughter 446 00:23:50,587 --> 00:23:54,587 Little fish, big fish Swimming in the water 447 00:23:55,027 --> 00:23:59,027 Come back here and give me my daughter 448 00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:02,467 ... Little fish, big fish Swimming in the water 449 00:24:02,467 --> 00:24:06,467 Come back here and give me my daughter 450 00:24:06,507 --> 00:24:10,507 ... Little fish, big fish Swimming in the water 451 00:24:10,547 --> 00:24:14,147 Come back here and give me my daughter 452 00:24:14,147 --> 00:24:18,147 ... Little fish, big fish Swimming in the water 453 00:24:18,187 --> 00:24:21,507 Come back here and give me my daughter 454 00:24:21,507 --> 00:24:25,507 ... Little fish, big fish Swimming in the water 455 00:24:26,387 --> 00:24:29,267 Come back here and give me my daughter 456 00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:33,107 ... Little fish, big fish Swimming in the water 457 00:24:33,107 --> 00:24:37,283 Come back here and give me my daughter 458 00:24:37,567 --> 00:24:39,407 I had a freak out. 459 00:24:40,007 --> 00:24:42,019 I accidentally set an alarm off. 460 00:24:43,287 --> 00:24:46,383 You're not gonna tell anyone, are you? They'll kick me out. 461 00:24:46,437 --> 00:24:50,437 - Kester, promise me. - Of course I won't. 462 00:24:51,797 --> 00:24:55,117 What were you doing at the time? Tell me about that. 463 00:24:55,117 --> 00:24:58,357 Er... 464 00:24:58,357 --> 00:25:01,597 - I was just walking down the corridor. - Alone? 465 00:25:01,687 --> 00:25:04,967 Yeah. 466 00:25:04,967 --> 00:25:08,967 No. I was... 467 00:25:09,927 --> 00:25:11,327 I was with Finn. 468 00:25:11,327 --> 00:25:15,287 - Your boyfriend? - Yeah. 469 00:25:15,287 --> 00:25:19,287 I don't get why he likes me. 470 00:25:19,527 --> 00:25:23,527 I'm not even his type. His ex was so tiny and beautiful. 471 00:25:25,287 --> 00:25:29,287 It's embarrassing to be next to him. 472 00:25:29,927 --> 00:25:33,927 I'm embarrassed for him. 473 00:25:34,327 --> 00:25:35,367 So, do you think 474 00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:37,372 you can't believe he likes you, 475 00:25:37,372 --> 00:25:41,372 because you can't find anything to like about yourself? 476 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,412 That's what we're trying to fix. 477 00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:47,837 Well, that takes ages. I need a short-term solution. 478 00:25:47,842 --> 00:25:51,092 This is therapy. There are no short-term solutions. 479 00:25:52,692 --> 00:25:56,412 Fine. Short-term, you've got three options. 480 00:25:56,412 --> 00:26:00,292 One, you start facing those things you're afraid of. 481 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:04,292 Stop caring about what other people think, start to like yourself. 482 00:26:04,492 --> 00:26:07,212 Option two, you could leave college. 483 00:26:07,292 --> 00:26:10,452 Nope, I can't do that. What's option three? 484 00:26:10,452 --> 00:26:14,452 Leave Finn. 485 00:26:15,092 --> 00:26:18,172 I guess I'll just try option one, then. 486 00:26:18,172 --> 00:26:19,892 Yeah. 487 00:26:19,892 --> 00:26:23,892 Yeah. 488 00:26:27,452 --> 00:26:31,092 'As always, Kester was annoyingly right.' 489 00:26:31,092 --> 00:26:34,172 'The only real option was to face my fears.' 490 00:26:34,172 --> 00:26:36,692 'I had to be around Finn in college, 491 00:26:36,692 --> 00:26:40,532 not just to help my anxieties, but also because a circle of vultures 492 00:26:40,532 --> 00:26:43,892 were gathering over his head.' 493 00:26:43,892 --> 00:26:47,892 Just do it. Just kiss him. Fuck it. Just... just kiss him. OK. 494 00:26:50,052 --> 00:26:51,532 Are you Rae? 495 00:26:51,532 --> 00:26:52,812 Yeah. 496 00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:56,652 There's a rumour going around about you. What? 497 00:26:56,652 --> 00:27:00,292 Are you going out with someone? 498 00:27:00,292 --> 00:27:04,292 RADAR BEEPS 499 00:27:05,932 --> 00:27:07,452 No. 500 00:27:07,452 --> 00:27:11,452 SIMMY: Told ya. 501 00:27:14,572 --> 00:27:17,492 MUSIC: "Loser" by Beck 502 00:27:17,492 --> 00:27:20,972 'I can't do it. I can't be near him at college.' 503 00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:24,972 'The vultures can circle. I'd rather hide than be eaten alive.' 504 00:27:25,492 --> 00:27:29,492 'I'd still be his girlfriend, just part-time.' 505 00:27:31,092 --> 00:27:33,332 I'm a loser, baby 506 00:27:33,332 --> 00:27:36,772 So why don't you kill me? 507 00:27:36,772 --> 00:27:40,772 Soy un perdedor 508 00:27:41,532 --> 00:27:44,492 I'm a loser, baby 509 00:27:44,492 --> 00:27:48,492 So why don't you kill me? 510 00:27:50,812 --> 00:27:54,812 DISTANT COMMOTION 511 00:28:08,402 --> 00:28:10,522 Got any idea who's got them? 512 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:14,202 No. Everyone's been really nice about it. 513 00:28:14,202 --> 00:28:16,442 I've actually been asked out by a few of the lads. 514 00:28:16,442 --> 00:28:19,082 - Seriously? - I know. 515 00:28:19,082 --> 00:28:22,522 It's so inappropriate, but... that's lads for you, I guess. 516 00:28:22,522 --> 00:28:23,922 Hey, Chlo. 517 00:28:23,922 --> 00:28:26,162 Hiya, Stace. Was it a good game? 518 00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:28,802 Oh! Brutal. So, I'll see you later still? 519 00:28:28,802 --> 00:28:32,802 Yeah, definitely. 520 00:28:33,682 --> 00:28:36,002 (What just happened?) 521 00:28:36,002 --> 00:28:38,562 Well, the girls have actually been really supportive. 522 00:28:38,562 --> 00:28:42,002 Stacey even asked if I wanted to go for a bite to eat after college. 523 00:28:42,002 --> 00:28:45,042 How nice is that? 524 00:28:45,042 --> 00:28:47,522 I dunno, I'm just hoping whoever's got the pictures will stop. 525 00:28:47,522 --> 00:28:49,842 It'll all go away, anyway, so... 526 00:28:49,842 --> 00:28:52,962 Why would it all go away? You need to find out who it is. 527 00:28:52,962 --> 00:28:54,842 Or, at least, tell a teacher. 528 00:28:54,842 --> 00:28:57,602 Will you just drop it, Rae, cos I don't wanna talk about it, OK? 529 00:28:57,602 --> 00:29:01,602 OK? 530 00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:37,442 Good afternoon. 531 00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:38,842 Is it? 532 00:29:38,842 --> 00:29:42,842 Listen, Rae. I need to talk to you about something. 533 00:29:43,002 --> 00:29:46,122 Big news, yeah? I'm going through the change. 534 00:29:46,122 --> 00:29:47,562 (MUFFLED) Oh, God. 535 00:29:47,562 --> 00:29:51,122 And I'm thinking of getting some work done. 536 00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:52,762 What work? 537 00:29:52,762 --> 00:29:56,762 Cosmetic surgery. 538 00:29:59,282 --> 00:30:02,322 Are you actually insane? 539 00:30:02,322 --> 00:30:04,002 How can we even afford that? 540 00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:08,002 You know, last week, you said that I could only throw a tea bag away 541 00:30:08,922 --> 00:30:11,522 after it had made three cups of tea. 542 00:30:11,522 --> 00:30:15,522 So all week, I've been trying to save you money by drinking tea 543 00:30:15,722 --> 00:30:19,722 that looks and tastes like ass piss 544 00:30:20,482 --> 00:30:24,482 and now, you want to go and throw away thousands of pounds 545 00:30:25,602 --> 00:30:29,442 getting your baps remoulded or your bingo wings clipped? 546 00:30:29,442 --> 00:30:33,442 No bloody way, Mum. 547 00:30:35,162 --> 00:30:37,442 STIFLES A SOB 548 00:30:37,442 --> 00:30:41,442 Don't cry. 549 00:30:42,082 --> 00:30:45,122 You were doing so well. 550 00:30:45,122 --> 00:30:48,282 You don't even have bingo wings. 551 00:30:48,282 --> 00:30:51,282 I do. 552 00:30:51,282 --> 00:30:55,282 I just want... I just want Karim to be attracted to me. 553 00:30:58,282 --> 00:31:02,162 I'm punching well above my weight with him, Rae. 554 00:31:02,162 --> 00:31:04,122 It's not just that he's handsome, either, 555 00:31:04,122 --> 00:31:07,562 or that he's got this firm little body on him. 556 00:31:07,562 --> 00:31:10,042 He is sensational in bed. 557 00:31:10,042 --> 00:31:12,642 He attends to my every need 558 00:31:12,642 --> 00:31:16,642 - and I feel like I'm being taken by a man possessed... - Yeah, I get it! 559 00:31:17,522 --> 00:31:21,362 He's hot. You like him. 560 00:31:21,362 --> 00:31:25,362 When we're in the club, I feel people must look at us and think... 561 00:31:26,882 --> 00:31:29,602 "How the bloody hell did that happen?" 562 00:31:29,602 --> 00:31:33,602 You know what I mean? 563 00:31:38,482 --> 00:31:42,482 Yeah. 564 00:31:43,682 --> 00:31:47,682 Do you want a brew? 565 00:31:49,642 --> 00:31:52,402 Rae... 566 00:31:52,402 --> 00:31:56,402 ... use one tea bag per cup. 567 00:31:59,442 --> 00:32:03,442 'So, maybe I wasn't ready to be around Finn in college, 568 00:32:03,962 --> 00:32:07,962 but I had to see him outside. or what was the point?' 569 00:32:08,762 --> 00:32:12,762 'And that meant taking my clothes off.' 570 00:32:14,002 --> 00:32:15,362 'But the truth was... 571 00:32:15,362 --> 00:32:19,362 that I was astounded by people who could be naked.' 572 00:32:20,602 --> 00:32:23,882 'Not just in front of others... 573 00:32:23,882 --> 00:32:27,122 ... but in front of themselves.' 574 00:32:27,122 --> 00:32:31,122 'If I couldn't do that, how could I ever do it in front of someone else?' 575 00:32:33,682 --> 00:32:37,682 'The problem is that being naked leaves you nowhere to hide.' 576 00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:54,202 I just don't get it. 577 00:32:56,442 --> 00:32:57,962 Oh, balls... 578 00:32:57,962 --> 00:33:01,722 Rae! Oi! 579 00:33:01,722 --> 00:33:03,682 Oh, hiya. 580 00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:05,082 Where've you been? 581 00:33:05,082 --> 00:33:06,722 About. 582 00:33:06,722 --> 00:33:10,202 - Um... I've got to go. - What? 583 00:33:10,202 --> 00:33:13,402 Stop. Look... what are you doing? 584 00:33:13,402 --> 00:33:17,402 - Can we not do this here, Finn? - Do what? 585 00:33:19,162 --> 00:33:21,522 - Why are you being a dickhead? - Don't call me a dickhead. 586 00:33:21,592 --> 00:33:25,432 You've been ignoring me. Deny it. 587 00:33:25,432 --> 00:33:26,512 What? Is it... 588 00:33:26,512 --> 00:33:28,152 Is it cos of the other night? 589 00:33:28,152 --> 00:33:30,072 I know I got a bit drunk. 590 00:33:30,072 --> 00:33:33,312 But you were giving me drink all the time. 591 00:33:33,312 --> 00:33:37,312 Sorry. 592 00:33:38,072 --> 00:33:39,432 It's not that. 593 00:33:39,432 --> 00:33:41,352 Then what is it? 594 00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:43,592 I just don't get it. 595 00:33:43,592 --> 00:33:45,232 You don't get what? 596 00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:48,632 You're an 11 and I'm a four. 597 00:33:48,632 --> 00:33:51,792 I've got no idea what you're talking about. 598 00:33:51,792 --> 00:33:55,032 You should be going out with people like Stacey, 599 00:33:55,032 --> 00:33:57,272 not someone like me. 600 00:33:57,272 --> 00:34:00,592 Most people, when they see us, must be thinking, 601 00:34:00,592 --> 00:34:03,592 "Oh, he must be mad, going out with that." 602 00:34:03,592 --> 00:34:06,552 That what? 603 00:34:06,552 --> 00:34:08,192 (SHOUTS) That what?! 604 00:34:08,192 --> 00:34:12,192 You don't tell me who I can and can't fancy, all right? 605 00:34:12,232 --> 00:34:13,832 That is mine. 606 00:34:13,832 --> 00:34:17,192 That belongs to me. No-one else, no-one, not even you. 607 00:34:17,192 --> 00:34:18,472 So why do you like me? 608 00:34:18,472 --> 00:34:20,952 - Because I do, that's it! - But why?! 609 00:34:20,952 --> 00:34:22,752 Just because. Now, are you gonna stop being a dickhead? 610 00:34:22,752 --> 00:34:26,752 Stop calling me a dickhead! You're the dickhead... 611 00:34:32,512 --> 00:34:34,272 (You're the dickhead.) 612 00:34:34,272 --> 00:34:38,152 You're a dickhead. 613 00:34:38,152 --> 00:34:39,872 THEY LAUGH 614 00:34:39,872 --> 00:34:43,872 Come on. 615 00:34:44,432 --> 00:34:48,432 Oh, shit! 616 00:34:48,952 --> 00:34:50,232 Oh, no. 617 00:34:50,232 --> 00:34:51,352 Shit, it's jammed. 618 00:34:51,352 --> 00:34:52,992 Oh, my God. 619 00:34:52,992 --> 00:34:54,592 No, no, no, no, no! 620 00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:56,392 No, don't do that! 621 00:34:56,392 --> 00:35:00,392 Then they'll find out that we were in here, together. 622 00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:02,872 They'll think we've been fucking. 623 00:35:02,872 --> 00:35:05,512 Why would we fuck in a disabled toilet? 624 00:35:05,512 --> 00:35:08,912 Because there's more room in here than in a normal toilet. 625 00:35:08,912 --> 00:35:12,712 It's even got these little handle things. 626 00:35:12,712 --> 00:35:14,352 For purchase! 627 00:35:14,352 --> 00:35:16,992 Right, well, what do you suggest? 628 00:35:16,992 --> 00:35:20,992 OK. Have you got one of those mobile telephone... 629 00:35:21,072 --> 00:35:22,632 No, of course not, I'm not a millionaire! 630 00:35:22,632 --> 00:35:25,512 We're just going to have to get help from somebody. 631 00:35:25,512 --> 00:35:26,952 Hello?! 632 00:35:26,952 --> 00:35:28,832 No, this cannot be happening. 633 00:35:28,832 --> 00:35:30,232 - FAINT VOICE - Hello? 634 00:35:30,232 --> 00:35:32,232 Hiya, mate, can you get some help for us? 635 00:35:32,232 --> 00:35:34,592 - We're stuck in here. - Oh, my God... 636 00:35:34,592 --> 00:35:36,992 MAN OUTSIDE, LAUGHING: Is there two of you in there? 637 00:35:36,992 --> 00:35:38,712 This is not happening! 638 00:35:38,712 --> 00:35:42,712 Mate, will you just go and get someone, please? 639 00:35:46,872 --> 00:35:50,872 RADAR BEEPS 640 00:35:51,152 --> 00:35:57,952 DISTORTED LAUGHTER 641 00:35:58,852 --> 00:35:59,752 DOOR SLAMS 642 00:36:07,352 --> 00:36:08,552 Shit. 643 00:36:08,552 --> 00:36:10,952 Rae. Sit down. 644 00:36:10,952 --> 00:36:14,072 I've got big news. 645 00:36:14,072 --> 00:36:16,832 - I'm... - You're going through the change. 646 00:36:16,832 --> 00:36:20,832 I get it. But you need to accept it. And then just move on. 647 00:36:20,832 --> 00:36:23,672 No. No, I'm not going through the change. 648 00:36:23,672 --> 00:36:27,352 All my emotional ups and downs... 649 00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:28,512 We're pregnant! 650 00:36:28,512 --> 00:36:30,752 - What? - We're pregnant. 651 00:36:30,752 --> 00:36:33,832 I am pregnant! 652 00:36:33,832 --> 00:36:35,712 What? 653 00:36:35,712 --> 00:36:39,712 Five sodding months pregnant! 654 00:36:39,712 --> 00:36:41,232 Five months? 655 00:36:41,232 --> 00:36:42,952 I feel radiant. 656 00:36:42,952 --> 00:36:44,912 I feel better than I've ever felt. 657 00:36:44,912 --> 00:36:46,152 And I thought I was past it. 658 00:36:46,152 --> 00:36:48,392 - I'm in my prime, aren't I, baby? - Sexy lady! 659 00:36:48,392 --> 00:36:52,392 Ohhh! Say something. 660 00:36:54,152 --> 00:36:58,152 It's brilliant. 661 00:36:59,712 --> 00:37:01,312 Congratulations. 662 00:37:01,312 --> 00:37:03,152 I'm going to cry. 663 00:37:03,152 --> 00:37:04,472 Can I cry? 664 00:37:04,472 --> 00:37:07,792 Yeah... I think you're allowed to cry. 665 00:37:07,792 --> 00:37:11,792 SHE SOBS HAPPILY 666 00:37:14,672 --> 00:37:18,352 MAN ON TV: Gentlemen, this may be the finest day of our lives. 667 00:37:18,352 --> 00:37:20,552 It may also be the last. 668 00:37:20,552 --> 00:37:24,552 'I didn't even want to think about facing college the next day.' 669 00:37:26,552 --> 00:37:29,472 TV: Some say that bravery is merely foolishness by a different name. 670 00:37:29,472 --> 00:37:33,472 Gentlemen, we're about to find out which is true. 671 00:37:33,912 --> 00:37:36,992 It's been an honour serving with every single one of you. 672 00:37:36,992 --> 00:37:39,192 Captain, the pleasure is ours. 673 00:37:39,192 --> 00:37:40,792 Chin chin, gentlemen. 674 00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:43,192 Chin chin. Chin chin. 675 00:37:43,192 --> 00:37:47,192 STIRRING MUSIC ON TV 676 00:37:49,672 --> 00:37:52,872 'But maybe I just had to be brave.' 677 00:37:52,872 --> 00:37:56,072 'Face my fears.' 678 00:37:56,072 --> 00:37:58,472 'Like Kester pointed out, 679 00:37:58,472 --> 00:38:02,472 it wasn't like I had any other options.' 680 00:38:04,432 --> 00:38:06,592 MUSIC: "Hush" by Kula Shaker 681 00:38:06,592 --> 00:38:09,192 Apparently they looked like they were fucking. 682 00:38:09,192 --> 00:38:12,792 Kirsty Fairclough said you could smell it on them when they came out. 683 00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:14,472 In the disabled toilet? Finn Nelson? 684 00:38:14,472 --> 00:38:18,272 Yeah, and this girl called Rae Earl. 685 00:38:18,272 --> 00:38:20,472 And they're just going for it. 686 00:38:20,472 --> 00:38:21,672 - Bollock naked. - Fuck off. 687 00:38:21,672 --> 00:38:24,432 Honestly, mate! Well, who was the girl, then? 688 00:38:24,432 --> 00:38:26,472 Rae Earl. Fat girl, first year. 689 00:38:26,472 --> 00:38:29,632 What?! 690 00:38:29,632 --> 00:38:33,632 Magic Fanny. 691 00:38:33,792 --> 00:38:37,792 LAUGHTER 692 00:38:37,952 --> 00:38:39,552 All right, Paul Daniels? 693 00:38:39,552 --> 00:38:42,592 - What? - Where's Debbie McGee? 694 00:38:42,592 --> 00:38:46,352 CRUEL LAUGHTER 695 00:38:46,352 --> 00:38:48,192 Oh, no... 696 00:38:48,192 --> 00:38:49,872 No, no, no, no, no, no, no... 697 00:38:49,872 --> 00:38:53,512 WHISPERING 698 00:38:53,512 --> 00:38:56,352 - Why Paul Daniels? - Allow me to explain. 699 00:38:56,352 --> 00:38:59,992 Finn went out with Stacey Stringfellow, for fuck's sake. 700 00:38:59,992 --> 00:39:02,952 There's only one possible explanation. 701 00:39:02,952 --> 00:39:05,752 Rae Earl has a magic fanny. 702 00:39:05,752 --> 00:39:07,232 THEY LAUGH 703 00:39:07,232 --> 00:39:09,952 What's a magic fanny? 704 00:39:09,952 --> 00:39:13,952 Erm, it's when you see good-looking lads with proper minging girls. 705 00:39:14,032 --> 00:39:17,512 They've got magic fannies. And Rae Earl has, like, 706 00:39:17,512 --> 00:39:21,112 the fucking Paul Daniels of magic fannies, mate, I am telling you that! 707 00:39:21,112 --> 00:39:25,112 ARCHIE CHUCKLES 708 00:39:29,152 --> 00:39:33,152 Rae! 709 00:39:36,392 --> 00:39:38,632 HEARTBEAT RACES 710 00:39:38,632 --> 00:39:40,232 PANTS FOR BREATH 711 00:39:40,232 --> 00:39:43,032 'Put your hands on something flat.' 712 00:39:43,032 --> 00:39:47,032 'Put your hands on something flat!' 713 00:39:53,992 --> 00:39:57,992 ALARM RINGS 714 00:39:59,112 --> 00:40:01,112 MUSIC: "Waterfall" by the Stone Roses 715 00:40:01,112 --> 00:40:05,112 DOOR RATTLES 716 00:40:12,312 --> 00:40:14,592 You all right, babe? 717 00:40:14,592 --> 00:40:17,112 All right? 718 00:40:17,112 --> 00:40:20,272 Well, what happened? 719 00:40:20,272 --> 00:40:23,912 Are they kicking you out? 720 00:40:23,912 --> 00:40:26,032 I just can't handle it. 721 00:40:26,032 --> 00:40:28,152 What, college? 722 00:40:28,152 --> 00:40:30,712 Rae, you mean college, right? 723 00:40:30,712 --> 00:40:32,792 Is everyone talking about it? 724 00:40:32,792 --> 00:40:35,672 Well, they'll get over it. 725 00:40:35,672 --> 00:40:39,672 Are you seeing Finn tonight? 726 00:40:40,072 --> 00:40:44,072 That's exciting. 727 00:40:44,832 --> 00:40:46,352 I was thinking. 728 00:40:46,352 --> 00:40:48,712 About the photos. 729 00:40:48,712 --> 00:40:51,632 I think we should tell Mrs Dixon. 730 00:40:51,632 --> 00:40:53,512 And then go to the police. 731 00:40:53,512 --> 00:40:55,432 No, I don't think we should do that. 732 00:40:55,432 --> 00:40:57,272 Some evil fucker has got it in for you. 733 00:40:57,272 --> 00:40:58,672 No, Rae! 734 00:40:58,672 --> 00:41:01,872 We go to the police, and even if they don't find out who, 735 00:41:01,872 --> 00:41:04,072 - it will scare whoever off. - No, Rae! 736 00:41:04,072 --> 00:41:06,472 Why aren't you doing something about this? 737 00:41:06,472 --> 00:41:08,912 - If you don't do it, I'm gonna. - No, you can't. 738 00:41:08,912 --> 00:41:10,192 Why? Why not? 739 00:41:10,192 --> 00:41:14,192 Because it was me! 740 00:41:18,672 --> 00:41:21,352 What do you mean? 741 00:41:21,352 --> 00:41:24,672 I put the pictures out there. 742 00:41:24,672 --> 00:41:28,192 I don't understand. Why would you do that? 743 00:41:28,192 --> 00:41:32,192 It's not a bad thing to want to be popular. 744 00:41:32,872 --> 00:41:36,432 That's crazy. 745 00:41:36,432 --> 00:41:40,432 Yeah, but it worked, didn't it? 746 00:41:42,072 --> 00:41:45,592 Rae, don't. Don't be mad at me. 747 00:41:45,592 --> 00:41:49,592 Hey, please don't be mad at me. 748 00:41:51,792 --> 00:41:55,792 I'm not mad. 749 00:41:58,472 --> 00:42:02,472 MUSIC: "Angel" by Massive Attack 750 00:42:05,512 --> 00:42:07,712 'Dear Diary.' 751 00:42:07,712 --> 00:42:09,432 'It's easy to be brave, 752 00:42:09,432 --> 00:42:13,432 and it's easy to be confident if you look good.' 753 00:42:14,592 --> 00:42:15,832 'If you feel sexy.' 754 00:42:15,832 --> 00:42:17,352 RIPPING 755 00:42:17,352 --> 00:42:21,352 'And if you fit in.' 756 00:42:22,632 --> 00:42:26,632 'But that's not the world I live in.' 757 00:42:30,032 --> 00:42:34,032 'And it's not just that people stare and call me names.' 758 00:42:35,392 --> 00:42:38,712 'That I can't fit in when we're together.' 759 00:42:38,712 --> 00:42:41,752 'It's that I'd rather break up with the man of my dreams 760 00:42:41,752 --> 00:42:45,072 than take my clothes off in front of him.' 761 00:42:45,072 --> 00:42:47,872 'Than let him touch me.' 762 00:42:47,872 --> 00:42:51,872 'Than let him soak me up like I do him.' 763 00:42:52,152 --> 00:42:56,152 'So Kester might think I'm running away, but he gave me the options.' 764 00:42:57,712 --> 00:43:01,712 'And, in a way, I am facing my fears.' 765 00:43:02,752 --> 00:43:06,752 'I am doing the thing I'm most afraid of.' 766 00:43:07,552 --> 00:43:11,552 MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH 767 00:43:29,592 --> 00:43:32,192 Her eyes 768 00:43:32,192 --> 00:43:36,192 She's on the dark side 769 00:43:38,952 --> 00:43:42,952 Neutralise 770 00:43:43,272 --> 00:43:47,272 Every man in sight 771 00:43:51,912 --> 00:43:54,312 Love you, love you Love you, love you 772 00:43:54,312 --> 00:43:56,032 Love you, love you Love you, love you 773 00:43:56,032 --> 00:43:58,792 Love you, love you Love you, love you 774 00:43:58,792 --> 00:44:01,272 Love you, love you Love you, love you... 775 00:44:01,272 --> 00:44:05,272 MUSIC CONTINUES 776 00:44:23,312 --> 00:44:25,592 BELL RINGS 777 00:44:25,592 --> 00:44:29,592 'And that, dear Diary, is how I messed everything up.' 778 00:44:31,792 --> 00:44:35,792 'I suppose I sorted one thing out, though.' 779 00:44:37,072 --> 00:44:39,432 'I knew where I felt most normal.' 780 00:44:39,432 --> 00:44:42,112 'I knew where I found it easiest to fit in.' 781 00:44:42,112 --> 00:44:44,712 I've been waiting for you to visit. 782 00:44:44,712 --> 00:44:46,352 Can we talk for a bit? 783 00:44:46,352 --> 00:44:50,352 You don't have to. 784 00:44:50,512 --> 00:44:54,512 I'd like that. 785 00:45:03,672 --> 00:45:05,352 All right, Alarm Girl? 786 00:45:05,352 --> 00:45:07,992 All right, Therapy Liam? 787 00:45:07,992 --> 00:45:11,992 You look like you could do with a drink. 788 00:45:15,272 --> 00:45:18,312 Cheers, m'dear. 789 00:45:18,312 --> 00:45:22,312 MUSIC: "Nancy Boy" by Placebo 790 00:45:25,752 --> 00:45:28,912 Alcoholic kind of mood 791 00:45:28,912 --> 00:45:31,632 Lose my clothes, lose my lube 792 00:45:31,632 --> 00:45:33,872 Cruising for a piece of fun 793 00:45:33,872 --> 00:45:36,712 Looking out for number one 794 00:45:36,712 --> 00:45:39,952 Different partner every night 795 00:45:39,952 --> 00:45:42,272 So narcotic, out of sight 796 00:45:42,272 --> 00:45:43,912 What a gas 797 00:45:43,912 --> 00:45:46,392 What a beautiful ass 798 00:45:46,392 --> 00:45:49,312 And it all breaks down with the role reversal 799 00:45:49,312 --> 00:45:52,112 Got the muse in my head She's universal 800 00:45:52,112 --> 00:45:55,832 Spinning me round She's coming over me 801 00:45:55,832 --> 00:45:58,408 Hey, hey. 802 00:45:58,409 --> 00:46:03,409 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 803 00:46:03,459 --> 00:46:08,009 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 58454

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