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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,958 This show contains scenes not suitable for children 2 00:00:04,041 --> 00:00:06,500 and includes nudity and drug use. Discretion is advised. 3 00:00:14,958 --> 00:00:19,958 This story is a replica of the original. 4 00:00:21,041 --> 00:00:22,125 Ready? 5 00:00:22,333 --> 00:00:23,416 Huh? 6 00:01:10,916 --> 00:01:12,916 One, two, three! 7 00:01:21,541 --> 00:01:22,791 One! 8 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:36,208 One, two! One, two, three, four! 9 00:01:37,208 --> 00:01:41,041 Juan always said he didn't believe anything from History class. 10 00:01:41,208 --> 00:01:43,333 Or books, for that matter. 11 00:01:43,458 --> 00:01:47,416 How could they be so sure what Hernan Cortes thought... 12 00:01:47,791 --> 00:01:50,625 ...or Montezuma, or Alexander the Great? 13 00:01:50,916 --> 00:01:53,041 He said it was all made up. 14 00:01:54,250 --> 00:01:57,250 He said no one could know why someone did what they did... 15 00:01:57,583 --> 00:01:59,500 ...except for the person who did it. 16 00:01:59,666 --> 00:02:01,791 And more often than not, not even them. 17 00:02:02,041 --> 00:02:03,041 Water. 18 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:05,791 Skies crisscrossed by clouds. 19 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:08,249 Silent mountains. 20 00:02:08,499 --> 00:02:11,041 Elements controlled by Tlaloc. 21 00:02:12,458 --> 00:02:18,166 For centuries, the 300 A.D. monolith slumbered in a ravine. 22 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:21,166 Juan told me about the time when some engineers... 23 00:02:21,416 --> 00:02:24,833 ...took the god Tlaloc away from his home. 24 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:30,708 People were angry and sad, but they took him anyway. 25 00:02:31,166 --> 00:02:34,250 Without asking for permission or forgiveness. 26 00:02:36,458 --> 00:02:40,833 On the huge platform powered by 860 hp... 27 00:02:41,083 --> 00:02:44,541 ...the god's transportation took place over two stages. 28 00:02:44,833 --> 00:02:48,791 From the shores of Texcoco Lake to the Chapultepec Forest. 29 00:02:49,208 --> 00:02:54,833 Power and telephone cables had to be removed along the way. 30 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:58,208 And all because they had to fill... 31 00:02:58,291 --> 00:03:01,833 ...the new anthropology museum with old things. 32 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:09,291 The city was lit up... 33 00:03:09,583 --> 00:03:13,291 ...as Tlaloc traversed it in his immortal slumber. 34 00:03:13,708 --> 00:03:16,833 Witnessing the centuries-old journey of the god... 35 00:03:17,083 --> 00:03:22,625 ...hundreds of thousands watched in awe and curiosity. 36 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:31,166 - Photo! - Stop it, stop. 37 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,416 - Get down. - Oh, sweetie. 38 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:36,333 Soon after the museum opened, Juan's father... 39 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:39,583 ...took Juan to see Tlaloc and told him about the plunder. 40 00:03:39,916 --> 00:03:42,875 - Honey, please smile. - I'm smiling. 41 00:03:43,625 --> 00:03:45,666 Juan was five years old. 42 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:51,250 - Smile, Juan! Show your teeth! - He never forgot the story. 43 00:03:53,291 --> 00:03:57,750 "Death is our eternal companion" 44 00:03:59,291 --> 00:04:02,458 "Always to our left" 45 00:04:02,791 --> 00:04:07,375 "An arm's distance away" 46 00:04:20,583 --> 00:04:23,750 The first time I visited the museum, back in eighth grade... 47 00:04:23,833 --> 00:04:27,166 ...I had to copy the captions next to the pieces... 48 00:04:27,625 --> 00:04:31,541 ...and get my notebook stamped to prove I had been there. 49 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,583 I heard stories about the creation, and wars... 50 00:04:35,833 --> 00:04:38,458 ...and about the things that used to be here. 51 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:44,458 "It whispers in your ear You felt its icy touch" 52 00:04:45,458 --> 00:04:51,166 "The way you felt it today" 53 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:53,958 But I don't remember any of it. 54 00:04:55,791 --> 00:05:02,750 "It has always been Watching over you" 55 00:05:06,583 --> 00:05:10,125 "And it always will" 56 00:05:14,583 --> 00:05:16,416 Next piece, please. 57 00:05:21,708 --> 00:05:23,083 Turn it off. 58 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:28,041 Turn it off. 59 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:29,958 Juan. 60 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:31,666 Juan! 61 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:33,958 - Turn off the light! - Sorry, sorry. 62 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:36,333 The year of the earthquake, Juan spent the summer... 63 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:38,958 ...working at the museum to pay for his weed. 64 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:42,125 Every day for three months they took photographs... 65 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:45,125 ...of each object at the Maya room. 66 00:05:45,666 --> 00:05:48,250 And it seemed they'd never finish. 67 00:05:50,833 --> 00:05:53,125 Rotate it counterclockwise, please. 68 00:05:55,250 --> 00:05:57,750 What are you doing? No touching without gloves! 69 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,875 Juan, if you touch a piece again, I'm sending you home. 70 00:06:05,541 --> 00:06:09,208 Juan used to say it was impossible to know how things start... 71 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:12,208 ...we can only know how they end... 72 00:06:12,541 --> 00:06:14,166 ...once they've ended. 73 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:19,041 I don't know if those photos were the beginning of it all. 74 00:06:21,541 --> 00:06:23,333 I don't know. 75 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:27,500 Where does an idea begin? 76 00:06:32,666 --> 00:06:34,208 Who can tell? 77 00:07:24,666 --> 00:07:31,625 MUSEUM 78 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,625 Wilson. Wilson. 79 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:26,041 - Shoot. - I said no. 80 00:08:26,208 --> 00:08:28,125 - Shoot. - I don't want to. 81 00:08:28,291 --> 00:08:31,083 - Shoot. - Cut it out. 82 00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:34,333 Ciudad Satelite, 23 km from Mexico City. 83 00:08:34,874 --> 00:08:37,958 Shoot! 84 00:08:38,749 --> 00:08:39,958 Shoot! 85 00:08:40,541 --> 00:08:41,791 Shoot! 86 00:08:42,874 --> 00:08:44,583 - Shoot, you bastard! - I'm leaving. 87 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:46,708 - Shoot, you bastard! - I'm leaving. 88 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:51,541 - First we finish this, I told you how. - I'm taking my dad to the doctor. 89 00:08:51,708 --> 00:08:55,583 - Either shoot or stand here. - I don't want to, I'm serious. 90 00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:07,000 Alexander the Great had diamond-tipped arrows made for him. 91 00:09:07,250 --> 00:09:10,083 They could go through a Mongol's head. 92 00:09:10,916 --> 00:09:13,416 These arrows couldn't puncture a cat's head... 93 00:09:13,875 --> 00:09:15,958 ...but they'll pierce the cube. 94 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:18,541 But what's the point? 95 00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:22,583 I need to know I can trust you. 96 00:09:22,875 --> 00:09:24,666 You can. 97 00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:51,875 - What are you doing, asshole? - You moved! 98 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,750 - You could've hit me in the eye! - You told me to do it! 99 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,041 - You could've hit me in the eye! - What happened? 100 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:58,083 - Nothing. - Wilson shot at my head. 101 00:09:58,333 --> 00:10:00,541 - Why did you shoot at his head? - It's not true. 102 00:10:00,791 --> 00:10:02,375 - I thought I could trust you. - You can. 103 00:10:02,583 --> 00:10:05,500 - So, why did you shoot at me? - Why did you shoot at him? 104 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:07,541 I didn't. 105 00:10:07,791 --> 00:10:10,375 Shorty, they're fighting out there. Lalo doesn't want to pay. 106 00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:12,291 Who said you could call me that? 107 00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:14,375 I'd go out if I were you, Shorty. 108 00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:17,291 - I thought I could trust you. - You can. 109 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:19,666 So why did you shoot me in the head? 110 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:26,375 Can I borrow it? 111 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:27,291 THE HARD LIFE OF AN EASY WOMAN 112 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:32,208 No, Scherezada Rios stays here. It's a hard one to find. 113 00:10:33,541 --> 00:10:37,166 All right, if you don't pay, you can't play. 114 00:10:38,041 --> 00:10:39,291 What's up, Lalo? 115 00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:42,375 Lalo has been playing and hasn't paid yet. 116 00:10:42,625 --> 00:10:46,208 Pay up, Lalo, don't be a dick. Oh, you don't want to pay? 117 00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:50,791 In that case, move it. Move aside, let me-- 118 00:10:51,791 --> 00:10:53,541 Is that level 15? 119 00:10:54,541 --> 00:10:55,791 Wait a minute. 120 00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:58,958 I'll cover you. 121 00:10:59,208 --> 00:11:03,541 But just this once, got it? We can't set a precedent, Camila. 122 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:09,041 This isn't a game, fuckers. We must think like the enemy. 123 00:11:09,416 --> 00:11:11,416 As if we came from another planet. 124 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:15,541 When King Pakal returns in his ship and everything comes to an end... 125 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:18,125 ...don't say I didn't warn you, you little shits. 126 00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:21,500 - Juan, you're still here? - No! 127 00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:23,916 They're waiting for you! 128 00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:28,083 - Ben, are you staying for dinner? - I can't, my dad needs me. 129 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:31,583 - How is he doing? - Good, they put him on oxygen. 130 00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:34,958 I'm really sorry. Give him one of the fruitcakes. 131 00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:38,625 - My daughter made them. - Don't use English words, Mom. 132 00:11:39,041 --> 00:11:41,625 You can say fruitcake in Spanish, you know? 133 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:44,583 Julio is waiting for you. It's about the-- 134 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,583 The Santa costume? 135 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:53,083 - I don't want to, Mom. - Juan, come here. 136 00:11:53,916 --> 00:11:57,500 No, Juan, I keep tucking it in, but it's still too big on you. 137 00:11:57,833 --> 00:12:00,541 It's hard to believe you are Dr. Juan's grandson. 138 00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:05,041 You should dress as an elf, it would fit you better. 139 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:09,166 They've informed us that the Modern Art Museum... 140 00:12:09,416 --> 00:12:12,291 ...and the Anthropology Museum will remain closed... 141 00:12:12,541 --> 00:12:15,041 ...from today until January 5th... 142 00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:17,916 ...while a new ventilation system is being installed. 143 00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:21,958 They're working day and night to be ready when school starts. 144 00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:26,666 So, this holiday season there will be no museums. 145 00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:29,625 - Can I use your phone? - Wait, don't move yet. 146 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,958 - Let me finish. - It's fine like this. 147 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:33,750 Put it on Mom's tab! 148 00:12:38,416 --> 00:12:39,500 GUARDHOUSE 149 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:43,583 ACETONE 150 00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:45,041 HARDWARE STORE 151 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,083 - Duct tape? - Yes, duct tape. 152 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:53,833 - How many nails? - A bunch. 153 00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:57,291 - Thin copper wire, six meters. - Six meters copper wire. 154 00:12:57,625 --> 00:12:59,041 That's too much. 155 00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:01,041 - Alligators? - What are those? 156 00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:03,791 Oh, the crocodiles! Yes, I'll take a few. 157 00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:09,125 - Do you have any acetone? - What? 158 00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:10,791 Ether? 159 00:13:13,666 --> 00:13:15,416 Since Juan was a kid, every Christmas... 160 00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:20,250 ...his grandfather dressed as Santa and gave out presents after dinner. 161 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:25,250 He died that year, so everyone agreed Juan would take over. 162 00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:29,250 Juan protested, saying he'd rather dress as Quetzatcoatl... 163 00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:34,500 ...because Santa Claus was a tool to indoctrinate kids into capitalism. 164 00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:37,125 His protests went ignored. 165 00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:43,458 Take a deep breath. 166 00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:00,916 Get dressed. 167 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:04,000 Your blood pressure and resting heart rate are high. 168 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:09,125 - I'm prescribing you some pills. - You did that already. 169 00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:11,541 Hey, Dad... 170 00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:15,708 I need to use your car, can I borrow it? 171 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:19,375 I have something important to do after Christmas dinner. 172 00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:23,125 What are we going to do with you, bud? 173 00:14:23,375 --> 00:14:26,791 I already paid the deposit for the place at the mall. 174 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:31,875 - I'm pretty much set to go. - You're not a veterinarian yet. 175 00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:35,583 I know that. I'm graduating soon. 176 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,541 - I'm not like Uncle Oscar. - Did you pick up the suit? 177 00:14:40,916 --> 00:14:45,916 Yeah, I even got it tailored. It's going to fit great. 178 00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:48,708 Dad? 179 00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:58,666 Am I dying soon, Dad? 180 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,750 Yes? 181 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,291 Yes, sweetie, show her in. 182 00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:11,000 So I guess I'll see you tonight, yeah? 183 00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:14,375 You'll be there, right? 184 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,250 - I just filled the tank. - Thanks. 185 00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:23,458 - Thank you. - Hey, Chiva. 186 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:28,291 - Time for you annual drug test? - Anal, yes. Pretty wild. 187 00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:30,458 Try it, you might like it. 188 00:15:30,708 --> 00:15:34,583 - Dad said work calls only. - What? What did Dad say? 189 00:15:34,916 --> 00:15:37,666 - What did he say? - Let go of me, asshole. 190 00:16:17,666 --> 00:16:19,041 - Hello? - Wilson? 191 00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:21,791 Where have you been all day? It has to be tonight. 192 00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:23,458 What? 193 00:16:23,791 --> 00:16:25,833 What do you mean "what"? 194 00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:29,583 - But it's Christmas. - So? 195 00:16:30,041 --> 00:16:33,250 - You said the 31st. - It has to be tonight. 196 00:16:33,541 --> 00:16:37,125 - You said New Year's Eve. - I just saw the news. 197 00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:41,166 Repairs start tomorrow, it's going to be crowded. 198 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,208 - It has to be tonight. - Are we even ready? 199 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:45,208 Sure we're ready, we've gone over and over it. 200 00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,916 I already called Bosco, I got the car, everything. 201 00:16:49,416 --> 00:16:52,625 Yeah, but I can't tonight. I'm having dinner with Dad. 202 00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:55,375 I'm not asking, moron. 203 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:59,625 I'm not asking you to fucking prom. You're coming tonight. 204 00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:03,375 I guess we'll have to see because... 205 00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:06,666 ...the doctor said it might be his last Christmas. 206 00:17:07,666 --> 00:17:11,083 Look, I'll see you at midnight at the usual place. 207 00:17:11,374 --> 00:17:13,666 - Yes, Juan. - Don't be late. 208 00:17:13,749 --> 00:17:15,249 We'll see. 209 00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:16,666 Hello? 210 00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:19,916 - What are you up to, Shorty? - Nothing. 211 00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:22,624 Eeny, meeny, miney, mo. Catch a tiger by the toe. 212 00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:25,541 If he hollers, let him go. 213 00:17:25,791 --> 00:17:28,583 One, two, three, four... 214 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,500 One, two... 215 00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:35,958 Why don't you hide here? Get under the table. 216 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,041 No one will find you. 217 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,458 I saw you, under the chair! 218 00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,291 You're mistaken, there's no one here. 219 00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:45,625 Hey, have you met Oscar's girlfriend? 220 00:17:45,916 --> 00:17:50,583 - He has a girlfriend? - Why else ask for another seat? 221 00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:53,916 - What? - There's no more ham. 222 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,375 Don't fill up with snacks. Wait a little. 223 00:17:57,625 --> 00:18:00,666 Have some cheese and olives. Don't fill up before dinner. 224 00:18:00,916 --> 00:18:03,958 - She's his student!? - We'll meet her soon. 225 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:08,000 - What is this stuff? - It's pâté, thank you very much. 226 00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:16,333 Hello! Merry Christmas! This is Gaby. 227 00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,208 Gaby, my family. 228 00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:20,875 - Who's your guest? - This is Gaby. 229 00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:23,541 - Introduce us. - Hello. 230 00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:26,083 - My brother. - Nice to meet you. 231 00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:28,875 - Uncle Oscar, how are you? - I'm fine. 232 00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:30,875 I'll take your bag. 233 00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:34,416 - Hi, nice to meet you. - The lady of the house. 234 00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:37,333 - My niece. - Susana! 235 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:41,208 - It's Christmas, they're dating. - Precisely, it's Christmas! 236 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:44,666 Good evening, sir. I brought bread and cider. 237 00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:52,833 This one has a bite mark! 238 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:58,166 - Neto was hungry. - Must've been the baker! 239 00:18:58,416 --> 00:19:01,458 - Did you taste that one, too! - No, it's unopened! 240 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,500 - Really, it is! - He says it's unopened. 241 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,291 Shorty, where are you going with those bags? 242 00:19:24,541 --> 00:19:26,416 - It's your kids, chopped up. - Asshole. 243 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,416 - I'm dumping them in the dam. - Don't joke about that! 244 00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:32,666 - What do you want, chipmunk? - Dad asked why you're here... 245 00:19:32,916 --> 00:19:34,708 ...instead of downstairs, with everyone. 246 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,291 Why do you always isolate yourself? 247 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,833 - Aren't you happy? - It's Christmas, why would I be happy? 248 00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:42,416 You should be thankful, you have a family. 249 00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:46,166 - Some people don't, but you do. - Thank you, family. 250 00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:49,416 Are you doing Grandpa's thing? Did the suit fit you? 251 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:51,250 I bet it didn't. 252 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:56,041 It was too big on you. I'm sure it looks huge on you. 253 00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:59,250 If it was green instead, you'd be a nice elf. 254 00:19:59,541 --> 00:20:03,333 If you do it, do it right. It's very important you do it right. 255 00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:07,041 - Don't screw up. - You smell like period blood. 256 00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:10,500 You smell like baby shit, you fucking dwarf. 257 00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:25,041 Make way for the turkey! 258 00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:31,833 Give a round of applause for the cook! 259 00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:34,375 Everyone, hush! 260 00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:36,500 - Please, sit down. - Children, sit down! 261 00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:43,125 I just want to say... 262 00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:47,208 ...that this has been a terrible year. 263 00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:53,791 I want you to join me in a toast to someone very special... 264 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:58,083 ...to my father. Thank you, cheers! 265 00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:00,958 - Cheers, cheers. - To Grandpa! 266 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:04,375 - To Grandpa. - And to your joy as well. 267 00:21:04,666 --> 00:21:07,625 And to the joys this year brought us! 268 00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:10,291 ...its scales will dry up. 269 00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:16,041 No, Keiko means "lucky one," it doesn't bring you luck. 270 00:21:16,958 --> 00:21:19,625 So kids can see it! It was in Sea Wo-- 271 00:21:19,916 --> 00:21:21,916 - It was in Sea World, right? - Norway. 272 00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:24,125 - It was in Norway. - In the sea. 273 00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:26,125 - Norway? - Yeah, right? 274 00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:29,000 It's so that people can have a good time. 275 00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:32,125 We went there recently. We loved it, it was great. 276 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:35,125 But he was asking why bring it now? 277 00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:38,250 It definitely has to be a smoke screen. 278 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:42,791 The park can do whatever they like with their money. 279 00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:48,166 - It's a private company. - The government can't interfere. 280 00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:51,208 But how can you deny state involvement... 281 00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:53,875 ...if they closed up the freeway... 282 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:59,333 ...so that two huge trucks could move the orca to the park... 283 00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:02,916 - ...before its scales dried up? - Whales don't have scales. 284 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:06,791 - Got it? - Having fun in the Pacific... 285 00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:10,291 ...and waking up in Mexico City is not good luck. 286 00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:13,416 But why do it now? 287 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:17,166 Why, at this point for the country, with the peso as low as it is... 288 00:22:17,541 --> 00:22:20,375 ...and ties between the cartels and the government? 289 00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:23,916 - Enlighten us, Juan. - Juan, do you know about orcas? 290 00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:27,500 - What? - About orcas, like Keiko. 291 00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:31,416 Hey, Christmas, right here! We're having a conversation. 292 00:22:31,791 --> 00:22:34,833 Don't worry, you can go play Atari with the kids... 293 00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:38,250 ...while the rest of us grown ups talk about politics. 294 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:41,166 - Keiko will die there. - It will? 295 00:22:41,416 --> 00:22:44,625 Then, they'll chop him up and sell him outside the park. 296 00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:46,875 Yeah, fish tacos! 297 00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:52,333 Did you know they live with their mothers? 298 00:22:52,625 --> 00:22:54,958 All their lives, especially males. 299 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:58,708 - They stay with their moms. - So you're an orca? 300 00:23:00,166 --> 00:23:02,500 Is your thesis about whales, Shorty? 301 00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:05,250 It's been nine years. 302 00:23:05,541 --> 00:23:09,291 Wait, he's been doing field practice for nine years... 303 00:23:09,541 --> 00:23:12,125 ...and his dissertation is about masturbation. 304 00:23:12,583 --> 00:23:16,041 - What? Tell them. - What will the title be? 305 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:18,375 Are you leaving? 306 00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:22,291 - Don't go! - What's the title? 307 00:23:22,541 --> 00:23:25,125 "Masturbatory habits in Ciudad Satelite." 308 00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:28,250 - It's Christmas, can't we have fun? - But he started it! 309 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,333 We're all having fun! 310 00:23:48,458 --> 00:23:49,291 What? 311 00:23:49,375 --> 00:23:50,791 Shorty, it's time for the family picture. 312 00:23:51,041 --> 00:23:54,250 I know, I'm coming. Give me a minute. 313 00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:59,375 Hey, would you like to see something spectacular? 314 00:23:59,666 --> 00:24:01,291 You would? 315 00:24:01,625 --> 00:24:03,916 - Know where Santa's presents are? - Where? 316 00:24:04,166 --> 00:24:05,666 Right here. 317 00:24:05,958 --> 00:24:07,333 You're lying. 318 00:24:08,291 --> 00:24:09,625 Look. 319 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:12,333 Let's see here. 320 00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:15,958 Do you see this? 321 00:24:16,375 --> 00:24:19,625 This one's for Iker, this one's for Pilar. 322 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:23,125 This one's for you, Lalo! Should we open it? 323 00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:29,416 A Millennium Falcon! 324 00:24:30,375 --> 00:24:33,041 What a lucky kid! Isn't it great? 325 00:24:36,416 --> 00:24:40,375 I saw your mom come in and leave them here. 326 00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:43,458 Do you know what that means? 327 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:48,958 All right, then. 328 00:24:51,416 --> 00:24:52,916 Think about it. 329 00:25:04,583 --> 00:25:08,833 Santa's coming soon. Whoever is not in the photo gets no present. 330 00:25:09,291 --> 00:25:12,958 - You won't fit in the frame! - Nephew, come here. 331 00:25:13,416 --> 00:25:16,291 Did I tell you about the fire at your grandparents' house? 332 00:25:16,833 --> 00:25:19,750 Only about a hundred times. 333 00:25:20,166 --> 00:25:24,791 She doesn't know this one, so act surprised. 334 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:28,125 This ingrate's grandparents, meaning my parents... 335 00:25:28,375 --> 00:25:32,208 ...had a house in Novelist St. It was really cool! 336 00:25:32,916 --> 00:25:36,583 It was a modernist house, one of the biggest in Satelite. 337 00:25:36,875 --> 00:25:39,500 It was actually built by Mario Pani in the '50s... 338 00:25:39,791 --> 00:25:41,958 ...back when all this was empty hills. 339 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,625 Hey, what's going on? Are you in a hurry? 340 00:25:44,875 --> 00:25:46,500 Just tell the story already. 341 00:25:46,750 --> 00:25:49,416 Why do I love this one if he's so rude? 342 00:25:49,666 --> 00:25:50,916 Wow! 343 00:25:51,875 --> 00:25:53,833 - Cool! - These are Legos! 344 00:25:54,166 --> 00:25:58,250 - It's the one I wanted! - Yes! Battleship! 345 00:26:00,083 --> 00:26:01,666 I can make a polar bear! 346 00:26:02,041 --> 00:26:03,625 What's all this? 347 00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:06,041 What's going on, Pilar? 348 00:26:06,541 --> 00:26:08,291 You're the oldest, what happened? 349 00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:11,291 - Juan. - Juan told Lalo to open the gifts. 350 00:26:11,541 --> 00:26:13,708 - He said they were here. - Eduardo, come here! 351 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,416 Come here! 352 00:26:15,958 --> 00:26:19,291 Give me that. What did Juan tell you? 353 00:26:19,583 --> 00:26:22,458 He said the presents were here and we could open them. 354 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:26,666 - And you told everyone? - He said I could. 355 00:26:26,750 --> 00:26:28,125 - Was that nice? - No. 356 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:30,708 Don't you laugh or I'll smack your mouth! 357 00:26:31,041 --> 00:26:34,125 Anyway, back in 1959, that house burned down. 358 00:26:34,458 --> 00:26:39,375 The ground floor was lost, furniture, curtains, all of it. 359 00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:43,916 We were in pajamas on the street, watching it go up in flames. 360 00:26:44,208 --> 00:26:46,500 The fire department came, so did the police. 361 00:26:46,791 --> 00:26:48,791 They even wrote about it in the newspaper. 362 00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:51,708 And do you know why it burned down? 363 00:26:52,708 --> 00:26:56,791 - You left the stereo on. - That's the official version. 364 00:26:57,125 --> 00:27:00,791 What actually happened was entirely different. 365 00:27:01,208 --> 00:27:04,041 - You bastard! - Hey, Adriana! 366 00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:08,125 Mom, your son told my kids that Santa's not real... 367 00:27:08,375 --> 00:27:09,583 ...and where we hid the presents! 368 00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:12,041 - No, I didn't. - Are you serious? 369 00:27:12,291 --> 00:27:15,291 - Yes, you did! - I didn't "say" it. 370 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:18,041 - I didn't tell him! - You're a fucking moron! 371 00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:21,625 - You fucking moron! - Hey, hey, calm down. 372 00:27:21,833 --> 00:27:24,166 Do you even know how much Santa means to them? 373 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,750 - Listen to me! - Enough of that! Stop! 374 00:27:35,791 --> 00:27:39,583 When Juan left that night, he never returned again. 375 00:27:44,375 --> 00:27:48,125 Someone who looked like him came back, but it wasn't him. 376 00:27:51,166 --> 00:27:54,958 Good girl, yes you are. Where's this moron? 377 00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:57,000 Where is this moron? 378 00:28:31,708 --> 00:28:35,333 Since we were kids, Juan and I had our usual place. 379 00:28:35,625 --> 00:28:39,208 Only we knew where the usual place was. 380 00:28:39,583 --> 00:28:43,916 - Where have you been? - You said midnight sharp. 381 00:28:44,583 --> 00:28:48,416 I was at the usual place at midnight sharp. 382 00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:52,333 I thought you weren't coming. 383 00:28:52,875 --> 00:28:56,708 - Yes, Juan, I'm here. - I see that. 384 00:28:57,541 --> 00:29:00,125 When we got into college, an old friend of Juan's... 385 00:29:00,333 --> 00:29:03,208 ...called Pepe Soto took us out to celebrate. 386 00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:05,833 On the way back, Juan stopped at that sign... 387 00:29:06,083 --> 00:29:08,250 ...and painted the name of our profession. 388 00:29:08,541 --> 00:29:11,833 He said it was insulting that there was even an Actors St... 389 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:16,333 ...and not a single street in Satelite to honor our noble field. 390 00:29:16,416 --> 00:29:17,458 VETERINARIANS 391 00:29:18,208 --> 00:29:19,583 Here. 392 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,750 Merry Christmas. 393 00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:31,250 The Night of the Mayas. 394 00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:34,958 Thanks, Juan. 395 00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:40,750 I saw your dad through the window, he looked better. 396 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:56,333 What time will we get back home? 397 00:29:58,125 --> 00:30:00,125 Don't start with that. 398 00:30:13,833 --> 00:30:16,583 From this point on, there's no turning back. 399 00:30:17,166 --> 00:30:18,708 Yes, Juan. 400 00:30:19,708 --> 00:30:23,208 We're no longer like our stupid families. 401 00:30:23,708 --> 00:30:24,916 Yes. 402 00:30:27,416 --> 00:30:29,666 No one has ever done this before. 403 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,833 Do you understand? 404 00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:34,833 Yes, Juan. 405 00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:38,958 You told me I could trust you. 406 00:30:40,375 --> 00:30:42,000 You can. 407 00:30:43,250 --> 00:30:44,708 I know. 408 00:30:48,708 --> 00:30:50,208 Let's go. 409 00:30:56,625 --> 00:30:58,000 Wilson! 410 00:31:02,166 --> 00:31:03,541 Wilson! 411 00:31:07,041 --> 00:31:08,208 Go, go, go. 412 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,750 This stinks like ass. 413 00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:03,666 Make do, Wilson. 414 00:34:29,166 --> 00:34:31,291 Are you sure? 415 00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:32,833 I am. 416 00:34:34,208 --> 00:34:35,916 Eighty percent. 417 00:34:38,916 --> 00:34:40,708 Sixty percent. 418 00:34:43,666 --> 00:34:47,166 - There's no alarm, trust me. - How could there not be? 419 00:42:53,083 --> 00:42:55,000 The headdress, too? 420 00:42:55,375 --> 00:42:56,916 No. 421 00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:59,875 Someone beat us to it. 422 00:43:00,125 --> 00:43:03,750 The original... is in Austria. 423 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:07,041 Do we care? 424 00:44:39,791 --> 00:44:41,458 Stop it, stop. 425 00:46:11,750 --> 00:46:13,083 What happened? 426 00:46:14,750 --> 00:46:16,000 It's Pakal. 427 00:46:16,250 --> 00:46:18,166 - What? - It's Pakal! 428 00:46:21,916 --> 00:46:23,166 Juan? 429 00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:39,291 Juan, are you OK? 430 00:46:39,708 --> 00:46:41,625 What's going on, man? 431 00:46:43,833 --> 00:46:45,500 Just breathe. 432 00:46:46,666 --> 00:46:48,500 Juan, just breathe. 433 00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:51,083 We're almost out. 434 00:47:22,166 --> 00:47:27,000 Do you realize, Wilson? Benjamin, do you realize? 435 00:47:28,125 --> 00:47:30,083 Did you ever imagine? 436 00:47:30,458 --> 00:47:33,333 Did you ever imagine!? We fucking rule! 437 00:47:33,416 --> 00:47:36,250 We fucking rule! We fucking rule, Wilson! 438 00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:39,375 - I have to pee. - We fucking rule! 439 00:47:39,916 --> 00:47:41,583 I have to pee. 440 00:47:42,416 --> 00:47:44,416 We're almost there, Wilson! 441 00:47:45,208 --> 00:47:47,416 - I have to pee. - Hold it. 442 00:47:47,791 --> 00:47:50,041 - I have to pee right now. - Wilson, hey! 443 00:47:50,416 --> 00:47:52,125 What the fuck are you doing?! 444 00:47:54,916 --> 00:47:56,291 Wilson! 445 00:47:58,333 --> 00:47:59,750 Wilson! 446 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,416 Wilson! 447 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,125 I've always wanted to do this. 448 00:48:13,458 --> 00:48:15,541 Look at you, fucking Wilson! 449 00:48:16,083 --> 00:48:19,000 Do you realize? You're the king of Satelite! 450 00:48:21,208 --> 00:48:23,166 I mean, we both are. 451 00:48:25,083 --> 00:48:28,500 We are the Aztec kings of Naucalpan. 452 00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:31,000 Wow. 453 00:48:33,416 --> 00:48:35,083 - So? - So what? 454 00:48:35,375 --> 00:48:37,625 - Now what? - Now, we celebrate. 455 00:48:37,875 --> 00:48:40,750 But we're taking them to Bosco so he can sell them, right? 456 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,750 He did tell you he could sell them, didn't he? 457 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,666 - Is that all you care about? - Is it true? 458 00:48:47,083 --> 00:48:51,791 Shit, just let me enjoy this. You sound like my dad. 459 00:48:53,208 --> 00:48:54,666 Sorry, Juan. 460 00:48:57,333 --> 00:48:58,750 But, did he? 461 00:49:31,041 --> 00:49:34,958 So that's the official version about the fire at your grandparents'. 462 00:49:35,416 --> 00:49:38,583 But what really happened... 463 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,458 ...was something entirely different. 464 00:49:43,958 --> 00:49:48,333 Your dad had met your mother shortly before the fire. 465 00:49:49,583 --> 00:49:54,000 He never disobeyed our dad, except in those days. 466 00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:58,083 He went rebellious on us. 467 00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:00,125 That night... 468 00:50:00,416 --> 00:50:03,916 ...while everyone slept, he brought her home. 469 00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:08,666 Right there in the living room, what better place, right? 470 00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:11,375 And then he... you know. 471 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,208 Your mother has always been a very attractive woman. 472 00:50:16,833 --> 00:50:21,250 Anyway, long story short, once he finished banging her... 473 00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:26,541 ...he forgot to put out the candles he had lit to set the mood. 474 00:50:27,083 --> 00:50:30,791 And when he came back, the living room was on fire. 475 00:50:31,250 --> 00:50:35,250 His first thought was to wake me, looking scared shitless... 476 00:50:36,125 --> 00:50:37,875 ...and that's when... 477 00:50:38,666 --> 00:50:41,666 ...when we agreed I'd take the blame for it. 478 00:50:43,166 --> 00:50:46,625 I called the fire department and we woke everyone up. 479 00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:52,041 Why? 480 00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:55,375 Back then, I was always playing my Bach records... 481 00:50:55,666 --> 00:50:58,541 ...and I always forgot to turn off the stereo. 482 00:50:59,458 --> 00:51:02,625 Dad used to get angry, he said it would catch fire... 483 00:51:02,958 --> 00:51:05,541 ...so no one ever questioned the story. 484 00:51:06,291 --> 00:51:07,916 Besides, well... 485 00:51:09,250 --> 00:51:11,750 ...by then I had already dropped out of school... 486 00:51:12,125 --> 00:51:15,916 ...and had gone in and out of the hospital. 487 00:51:16,291 --> 00:51:18,958 I had even gotten Nelly pregnant. 488 00:51:21,333 --> 00:51:23,500 No one expected anything else from me... 489 00:51:23,750 --> 00:51:25,541 ...so that's what I gave them. 490 00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:27,958 I don't know why, nephew... 491 00:51:28,416 --> 00:51:30,541 ...and I hope I'm wrong... 492 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,750 ...but it seems you're walking near the monster pit... 493 00:51:35,041 --> 00:51:37,000 ...and if you fall in... 494 00:51:37,666 --> 00:51:43,291 ...and the monsters grab you, they won't ever let you go. 495 00:51:48,041 --> 00:51:50,416 What did you think of Gaby? 496 00:51:51,291 --> 00:51:53,208 She's hot, right? 497 00:51:55,333 --> 00:51:57,416 I bet you'd fuck her. 498 00:52:04,083 --> 00:52:05,333 Yes. 499 00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:30,458 Hey, Dad. 500 00:52:32,458 --> 00:52:34,333 What's going on? 501 00:52:36,625 --> 00:52:38,416 Are you all right? 502 00:52:40,125 --> 00:52:42,375 Did you have trouble sleeping? 503 00:52:46,416 --> 00:52:48,041 What? 504 00:52:51,375 --> 00:52:52,916 What? 505 00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:13,250 Where were you, Shorty? Have you seen the news? 506 00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:17,291 - Where were you, son? - I asked Benjamin to stay for lunch. 507 00:54:17,375 --> 00:54:20,333 The thieves knew the value of the pieces... 508 00:54:20,666 --> 00:54:24,500 ...as they took the ones easiest to transport and hide. 509 00:54:24,750 --> 00:54:27,666 Some of the most valuable of all time. 510 00:54:27,958 --> 00:54:31,125 Pieces like the ones I've just described... 511 00:54:31,375 --> 00:54:33,958 ...have been stolen by criminals... 512 00:54:34,208 --> 00:54:38,791 ...probably linked to cultural trafficking rings... 513 00:54:39,041 --> 00:54:42,250 ...that threaten every museum in the world. 514 00:54:42,833 --> 00:54:46,500 The National Institute of Anthropology and History... 515 00:54:46,791 --> 00:54:53,583 ...warns Mexico of these thieves, enemies of their past and heritage. 516 00:54:53,666 --> 00:54:57,833 All Mexicans are called upon to rally against... 517 00:54:58,166 --> 00:55:01,250 ...this act of shameful, unpatriotic theft. 518 00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:05,791 It's been one thing after another, what a year! 519 00:55:06,083 --> 00:55:09,458 How do you steal so many pieces? Where were the guards? 520 00:55:09,666 --> 00:55:13,833 - Culture's budget keeps being cut. - Will you let me hear? 521 00:55:16,375 --> 00:55:23,333 The value of these pieces is inestimable in monetary terms. 522 00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:29,000 Rather, their value is cultural and artistic. 523 00:55:30,041 --> 00:55:32,166 In other news, earthquake rescue crews... 524 00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:33,541 Turn it off. 525 00:55:34,250 --> 00:55:38,416 - They didn't say their worth. - They did, they're priceless. 526 00:55:38,875 --> 00:55:42,291 - You can't put a price on them. - They don't know how. 527 00:55:42,541 --> 00:55:48,208 How could they know? It's our history. 528 00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:54,208 Our heritage, our culture, that's their only value. 529 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:58,291 Those who did it are miserable bastards with no past or future. 530 00:55:58,541 --> 00:56:02,375 I hope they rot in their own curse, their own stupidity. 531 00:56:03,375 --> 00:56:05,750 They are the dark shit of this country. 532 00:56:07,833 --> 00:56:11,166 When they catch them, it is our solemn duty... 533 00:56:11,416 --> 00:56:13,833 ...to whip them in the main square. 534 00:56:14,083 --> 00:56:18,375 And drag their damned bodies until they bleed out. 535 00:56:18,708 --> 00:56:20,750 Sons of bitches! 536 00:56:28,583 --> 00:56:30,166 What's wrong, Mom? 537 00:56:30,416 --> 00:56:31,958 - Nothing. - Are you crying? 538 00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:33,500 No, no. 539 00:56:34,083 --> 00:56:36,875 - What's wrong? - Don't listen to him. 540 00:56:49,083 --> 00:56:52,833 Come on, Wilson, they need to look presentable if we want to sell them. 541 00:56:53,083 --> 00:56:55,583 They weren't presentable at the museum? 542 00:56:57,958 --> 00:57:00,333 We need to fence them now. 543 00:57:01,750 --> 00:57:03,458 Are you scared? 544 00:57:04,166 --> 00:57:08,333 - Should we give them back? - No, otherwise it's all wasted. 545 00:57:10,708 --> 00:57:13,708 What if we go back to the museum... 546 00:57:14,291 --> 00:57:17,791 ...and leave them at the coat check? No one would notice. 547 00:57:18,041 --> 00:57:20,041 What are we, clowns? 548 00:57:22,041 --> 00:57:25,333 We'll take them to Bosco, in Palenque, like we agreed... 549 00:57:25,583 --> 00:57:29,583 ...and he'll take us to his client, that's it. 550 00:57:30,416 --> 00:57:31,791 - That's it? - Yes. 551 00:57:34,500 --> 00:57:38,750 Juan thought about all the small gods we had hidden in his closet. 552 00:57:40,208 --> 00:57:42,166 Where are they now? 553 00:57:43,458 --> 00:57:46,125 Do they still listen to people's prayers? 554 00:57:46,750 --> 00:57:50,375 Or did they leave them to their fate, like they did to us? 555 00:57:51,291 --> 00:57:55,500 Who were those men who crafted those gods? 556 00:57:56,250 --> 00:57:58,666 What was their life like? 557 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,083 And what would they think about the way I live? 558 00:58:14,083 --> 00:58:16,583 Juan! Wake up. 559 00:58:17,125 --> 00:58:18,583 What? 560 00:58:33,125 --> 00:58:35,125 Turn off the engine. 561 00:58:36,666 --> 00:58:37,875 Where are you headed? 562 00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,583 - Nowhere. - Palenque. 563 00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:42,333 Do you have ID? 564 00:58:42,833 --> 00:58:44,541 Show it to me. 565 00:58:57,625 --> 00:58:59,875 - Are you carrying marijuana? - No. 566 00:59:00,250 --> 00:59:04,125 - I wasn't talking to you, whitey. - No. 567 00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:06,958 Get out, we're searching the car. 568 00:59:16,541 --> 00:59:18,291 Go stand over there. 569 00:59:20,541 --> 00:59:22,125 Check everywhere. 570 00:59:28,791 --> 00:59:30,875 What's in that bag? 571 00:59:38,041 --> 00:59:39,791 Sergeant. 572 00:59:58,416 --> 01:00:00,625 Do you collect handcrafts? 573 01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:02,750 Yes. 574 01:00:04,666 --> 01:00:06,500 You look familiar. 575 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,333 You're a famous actor, aren't you? 576 01:00:11,166 --> 01:00:12,750 Of course you are! 577 01:00:13,791 --> 01:00:16,458 Can I get an autograph for my girlfriend? 578 01:00:18,250 --> 01:00:19,541 Sure. 579 01:00:32,916 --> 01:00:36,625 [speaking Mayan] 580 01:01:34,708 --> 01:01:36,750 - Good morning! - Good morning. 581 01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:39,458 Sit down, go on. 582 01:01:43,916 --> 01:01:46,541 - Good morning. - How are you? 583 01:01:47,083 --> 01:01:48,958 Hi, I'm Juan. 584 01:01:49,375 --> 01:01:51,958 - Benjamin, from Satelite. - Nice to meet you. 585 01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:55,416 Do you know a guide here named Bosco Huerta? 586 01:01:56,791 --> 01:01:58,458 - No? - How about "Chunuc"? 587 01:01:58,750 --> 01:02:00,958 Ah! Yes, we know him. 588 01:02:01,541 --> 01:02:05,458 - He was there earlier with a group. - Who the hell is Chunuc? 589 01:02:06,708 --> 01:02:09,833 When Pakal died at the age of 80... 590 01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:12,416 ...his sons, led by the priest... 591 01:02:12,708 --> 01:02:15,375 ...descended these stairways inside the building... 592 01:02:15,708 --> 01:02:18,291 ...with torches, bearing his corpse. 593 01:02:18,625 --> 01:02:23,791 Symbolically traveling down the nine levels of the underworld. 594 01:02:24,416 --> 01:02:29,333 In 1952, when the master Alberto Ruz... 595 01:02:29,750 --> 01:02:33,250 ...the Mexican archaeologist, found the tomb, they-- 596 01:02:41,958 --> 01:02:43,541 I'm sorry. 597 01:02:44,416 --> 01:02:46,458 Excuse me, mister, but... 598 01:02:46,791 --> 01:02:49,916 ...you know, this group is complete and already paid for. 599 01:02:51,791 --> 01:02:54,125 - Do you mind? - We don't mind. 600 01:02:54,666 --> 01:02:56,833 - They don't mind. - OK. 601 01:02:57,333 --> 01:02:58,875 Thank you. So... 602 01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:03,125 ...all the body of Pakal was spread with cinnabar red. 603 01:03:03,541 --> 01:03:05,833 - Because of the sunrise. Because-- - It was the color-- 604 01:03:06,375 --> 01:03:09,208 - The sun comes out, it's red. - The color of the sunrise. 605 01:03:09,625 --> 01:03:12,666 - In the east. - Yes, that's it, the sunrise. 606 01:03:13,125 --> 01:03:16,708 So, we have an expert here, right? 607 01:03:17,208 --> 01:03:19,041 Thank you, mister. 608 01:03:19,916 --> 01:03:24,083 The first archaeologists tried to figure out... 609 01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:28,458 ...how this tomb was get inside this pyramid. 610 01:03:28,916 --> 01:03:32,791 Until they realized that was first the tomb... 611 01:03:33,125 --> 01:03:37,750 ...and they build the pyramid over the tomb, the sarcophagus. 612 01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:42,208 OK, so... 613 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,583 ...ladies and gentlemen, here we are... 614 01:03:47,083 --> 01:03:49,875 ...in the tomb of Pakal. 615 01:03:52,583 --> 01:03:56,916 Pakal's body was with different kind of jewels... 616 01:03:57,500 --> 01:04:01,250 ...each one with a different meaning, and to crown it all... 617 01:04:01,625 --> 01:04:04,625 ...a beautiful jade mask covering his face... 618 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,625 ...immortalizing his features forever. 619 01:04:08,041 --> 01:04:11,125 - From the museum in Mexico City. - Yes, that's right. 620 01:04:11,458 --> 01:04:15,041 This is the same mask that was stolen from the Anthropology Museum... 621 01:04:15,375 --> 01:04:18,041 ...last week by cowards. 622 01:04:18,416 --> 01:04:21,500 Isn't the sarcophagus supposed to be a spaceship? 623 01:04:21,875 --> 01:04:23,708 Yes... Yes, yes. 624 01:04:24,291 --> 01:04:27,083 - There is an interpretation. - Yeah, you heard about that myth, right? 625 01:04:27,916 --> 01:04:32,916 There are some people telling that Pakal was supposed to be steering a spaceship... 626 01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:35,291 ...instead of laying in the Tree of Life. 627 01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:38,625 But, you know, only small and stupid children believe that. 628 01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:40,458 But we don't know. 629 01:04:40,541 --> 01:04:44,083 Yeah, they say that he is laying back in the rocket... 630 01:04:44,458 --> 01:04:49,416 ...like the NASA astronaut, and all this full of levers and buttons. 631 01:04:49,791 --> 01:04:54,083 And now he's all set to go and kill some space invaders. Right? 632 01:04:54,666 --> 01:04:57,541 Or like a cosmonaut. We don't know. 633 01:04:58,083 --> 01:05:00,750 We can talk at the end of the tour if you want. 634 01:05:00,833 --> 01:05:02,416 OK, so let's continue, please. 635 01:05:02,750 --> 01:05:06,708 Let's go to our next stop, el conjunto Las Cruces. 636 01:05:07,250 --> 01:05:10,375 Thank you. Watch your step. Let's go to get some fresh air. 637 01:05:10,541 --> 01:05:13,375 Wait, Chunuc! I'm talking to you. 638 01:05:13,625 --> 01:05:16,333 - Wait. - We need to talk. 639 01:05:17,041 --> 01:05:19,583 Unless you want to be credited as the mastermind. 640 01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:21,416 The what? 641 01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:23,791 Me? The mastermind? 642 01:05:24,083 --> 01:05:26,333 I have nothing to do with this. 643 01:05:27,458 --> 01:05:29,333 - You gave us the idea! - Stop saying that. 644 01:05:29,666 --> 01:05:31,291 - You gave us the idea! - Stop saying that. 645 01:05:31,583 --> 01:05:34,708 - You gave us the idea! - Stop saying that! 646 01:05:34,958 --> 01:05:37,083 - For fuck's sake! - Easy, Bosco. 647 01:05:37,416 --> 01:05:41,416 - Juan has it all under control. - Fucking psycho, you too. 648 01:05:41,833 --> 01:05:46,416 You said: "Do something else, don't be like our parents." 649 01:05:47,458 --> 01:05:52,208 - But this isn't what I meant! - It's normal to be scared. 650 01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:58,083 - My hands are so delicate! - They need to be moist, soaking wet. 651 01:06:00,666 --> 01:06:02,791 Is that Scherezada Rios? 652 01:06:03,208 --> 01:06:06,750 - That's a great movie. - Juanito, I'm not helping you. 653 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,541 - I'm not joking. - Chill, Bosco. 654 01:06:11,416 --> 01:06:13,125 Sit down, sit. 655 01:06:13,458 --> 01:06:16,041 You still haven't contacted Mr. Gray, I assume. 656 01:06:16,375 --> 01:06:19,041 - Graves. - Well, look. 657 01:06:19,291 --> 01:06:22,458 "Being a warrior is not just about wishing it. 658 01:06:22,833 --> 01:06:25,458 It is an endless, lifelong struggle." 659 01:06:25,708 --> 01:06:27,291 Yes, yes. 660 01:06:27,583 --> 01:06:31,083 "No one is born a warrior, no one is born a commoner. 661 01:06:31,375 --> 01:06:35,416 It is we who become one thing or the other." 662 01:06:35,791 --> 01:06:37,500 Carlos Castaneda. 663 01:06:39,916 --> 01:06:42,541 You can't use the master to manipulate me. 664 01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:45,333 That's a low blow, even from you. 665 01:06:46,416 --> 01:06:49,291 If you don't help us, we'll go to Pepe Soto. 666 01:06:49,791 --> 01:06:51,041 He'll fence them. 667 01:06:51,416 --> 01:06:54,458 Go ahead, go to him. You'll end up in jail... 668 01:06:54,708 --> 01:06:57,375 - ...right next to him. - So will you. 669 01:06:57,791 --> 01:06:59,416 Me? In jail? 670 01:07:00,583 --> 01:07:02,666 Pepe Soto is the King Midas of shit. 671 01:07:02,916 --> 01:07:04,625 Everything he touches turns to shit. 672 01:07:04,875 --> 01:07:06,416 Exactly. 673 01:07:06,708 --> 01:07:10,416 That's why we're here, and not with him. 674 01:07:11,416 --> 01:07:14,791 - Get us in touch with Mr. Gray. - Graves. 675 01:07:15,166 --> 01:07:17,916 That's right, Graves. We'll do the rest. 676 01:07:18,166 --> 01:07:22,416 Even if I got ahold of him, which I'm not doing... 677 01:07:22,708 --> 01:07:26,083 ...how will you talk him into moving such hot pieces? 678 01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:27,875 Hold this. 679 01:07:58,666 --> 01:08:00,708 It's fucking beautiful. 680 01:08:01,916 --> 01:08:04,291 - I know. - Beautiful. 681 01:08:06,833 --> 01:08:09,041 Are you going to help us? 682 01:08:17,916 --> 01:08:19,249 What? 683 01:08:20,624 --> 01:08:22,166 Nothing, man. 684 01:08:41,708 --> 01:08:46,749 "Death is our eternal companion" 685 01:08:47,249 --> 01:08:50,249 "Always to our left" 686 01:08:50,583 --> 01:08:55,624 "An arm's distance away" 687 01:08:59,874 --> 01:09:01,291 Fuck. 688 01:09:02,416 --> 01:09:03,958 Holy shit. 689 01:09:07,624 --> 01:09:10,916 So, what are you doing with your share? 690 01:09:15,874 --> 01:09:18,333 Those were the best days. 691 01:09:22,124 --> 01:09:25,333 Sometimes, I even forgot we had robbed the museum. 692 01:09:34,749 --> 01:09:39,208 I liked to imagine that blah, blah, blah. 693 01:09:40,958 --> 01:09:43,874 "You felt its icy touch" 694 01:09:44,749 --> 01:09:50,458 "The way you felt it today" 695 01:09:51,874 --> 01:09:55,458 50 MILLION REWARD FOR HELP RETRIEVING STOLEN ARTIFACTS 696 01:09:56,333 --> 01:09:59,958 By then, the INTERPOL was already on the case. 697 01:10:00,875 --> 01:10:04,750 They were looking for the Museum thieves. 698 01:10:21,375 --> 01:10:24,791 Juan always quoted something Hernan Cortes once said: 699 01:10:25,416 --> 01:10:29,416 "I came here looking for gold, not to plow the earth like a peasant." 700 01:10:31,291 --> 01:10:36,000 He said he was finally no longer afraid to die. 701 01:10:37,666 --> 01:10:40,458 "Death is our eternal companion... 702 01:10:41,541 --> 01:10:46,208 Always behind us, to the left, an arm's distance away. 703 01:10:48,416 --> 01:10:52,625 Death is the only wise advisor a warrior can count on. 704 01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:58,458 When the warrior feels he's about to be killed... 705 01:10:59,333 --> 01:11:01,958 ...he can turn to his death... 706 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:05,041 ...and ask if it's true. 707 01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:08,000 His death will tell him he's wrong. 708 01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:12,458 That nothing matters, except for its touch. 709 01:11:12,833 --> 01:11:16,708 His death will say: 'I haven't touched you yet'." 710 01:12:23,125 --> 01:12:25,666 The Mayas who worked near the pyramids told us... 711 01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:29,916 ...they often break in at night to leave offerings for their dead. 712 01:12:32,458 --> 01:12:38,000 Site employees always clear them to keep it neat for the tourists. 713 01:12:41,583 --> 01:12:44,333 I don't know for whom Juan's offering was supposed to be. 714 01:12:44,833 --> 01:12:47,708 I don't know if it was an offering, or a way of apologizing... 715 01:12:47,958 --> 01:12:49,625 ...or some sort of reparation. 716 01:12:49,875 --> 01:12:51,416 He never told me. 717 01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:53,875 Juan. 718 01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:55,750 Juan. 719 01:12:57,083 --> 01:12:58,333 Juan. 720 01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:00,458 It's done. 721 01:13:03,041 --> 01:13:05,791 - Who? - What do you mean "who"? 722 01:13:06,166 --> 01:13:08,291 Frank Graves called back. 723 01:13:08,541 --> 01:13:12,541 He wants to meet on Friday, in Acapulco, we need to go. 724 01:13:28,375 --> 01:13:33,291 Security was doubled at airports, naval ports, and train stations... 725 01:13:33,541 --> 01:13:35,500 ...to keep the jewels from being smuggled. 726 01:13:35,791 --> 01:13:40,875 The Customs Office incorrectly described the pieces to the outposts... 727 01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:46,291 ...claiming they were clay and stone, when in fact they're gold and jade. 728 01:13:47,375 --> 01:13:51,125 So, I'm the Mexican contact for Mr... 729 01:13:51,375 --> 01:13:53,583 - Mr. Quest. - West. 730 01:13:53,833 --> 01:13:56,583 - Yeah, Quest. - Not Quest, West. All right? 731 01:13:56,833 --> 01:14:01,333 Our boss, Mr. West has businesses in the Caribbean. 732 01:14:01,625 --> 01:14:04,791 - Let's not say that. - No? 733 01:14:05,208 --> 01:14:07,166 - Don't say a word. - OK. 734 01:14:07,416 --> 01:14:09,541 I'll do all the talking, and when I signal... 735 01:14:09,958 --> 01:14:14,041 ...you take out the bait. He needs to savor it. 736 01:14:14,375 --> 01:14:16,541 - Those fuckers are like that. - How? 737 01:14:16,791 --> 01:14:19,083 Like that, like pedophiles. 738 01:14:22,916 --> 01:14:25,541 And then can we go see the cliff divers? 739 01:14:28,791 --> 01:14:31,916 - Aren't you dressing up? - I did. 740 01:14:33,083 --> 01:14:37,333 What? No one told me we had to dress like waiters. 741 01:15:13,083 --> 01:15:16,916 I have to go home, my dad is in the hospital. 742 01:15:19,041 --> 01:15:20,791 Damn, Wilson. 743 01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:23,083 That sucks. 744 01:15:23,916 --> 01:15:26,083 Let's finish this and get back tomorrow. 745 01:15:26,333 --> 01:15:28,458 My dad is in the hospital, I'm leaving. 746 01:15:28,708 --> 01:15:34,583 Tomorrow, you'll be able to afford any hospital for your dad. 747 01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:37,541 Like Houston! We'll get him there. 748 01:15:37,875 --> 01:15:41,375 Think about it, I'm only asking for one day. 749 01:15:42,666 --> 01:15:45,875 - I can't, Juan. - Don't do this to me, Wilson. 750 01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:49,541 You can't abandon me, you're my eagle commander! 751 01:15:50,208 --> 01:15:52,083 - Damn it. - I can't. 752 01:15:52,416 --> 01:15:53,833 Listen, you shit! 753 01:15:54,083 --> 01:15:57,250 If you abandon me, I'll never forgive you! 754 01:15:57,541 --> 01:15:58,791 Never! 755 01:16:01,333 --> 01:16:03,541 Goddammit, you bastard! 756 01:16:06,416 --> 01:16:08,458 Get in the fucking car! 757 01:16:42,875 --> 01:16:45,666 Wilson! Hey! Come here. 758 01:16:46,208 --> 01:16:48,500 - What's that? - Home. 759 01:16:50,083 --> 01:16:52,291 - Right? - Of course not. 760 01:16:52,541 --> 01:16:54,833 It's Satelite, I'm telling you! 761 01:17:22,958 --> 01:17:24,916 I love Acapulco. 762 01:17:26,500 --> 01:17:28,208 Gentlemen, good afternoon. 763 01:17:28,750 --> 01:17:31,583 My apologies, I had guests. Bosco, how are you, old boy? 764 01:17:31,666 --> 01:17:34,958 These are Omar Robles and Francisco Muñoz. 765 01:17:37,833 --> 01:17:41,083 - Hi. Hello, Mr. Graves. - Frank, please. 766 01:17:41,458 --> 01:17:44,791 Nobody calls me Mr. Graves except those fuckers from Hacienda. 767 01:17:45,166 --> 01:17:48,916 How exciting! Shall we get down to it? Follow me. 768 01:17:49,625 --> 01:17:50,500 Thank you, Frank. 769 01:17:50,625 --> 01:17:53,958 - Hey, Bosco! Come here. - What, man? 770 01:17:54,250 --> 01:17:55,500 - An Englishman? - What? 771 01:17:55,750 --> 01:17:58,125 We're giving the country's jewels to a fucking Englishman? 772 01:17:58,333 --> 01:18:00,333 They'll end up in the fucking British Museum. 773 01:18:00,625 --> 01:18:03,166 These fuckers don't care, they don't even speak Spanish! 774 01:18:03,416 --> 01:18:04,708 - Follow me. - Dude! 775 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:18,291 - What are you drinking, gentlemen? - Whatever you have, Frank. 776 01:18:18,666 --> 01:18:20,625 You know? Una cuba for me is good. 777 01:18:20,708 --> 01:18:23,541 - I'd like a rum and coke, too. - Make it three! 778 01:18:23,958 --> 01:18:27,875 Cubas, for fuck's sake! This is not the Baby'O, boys. 779 01:18:29,125 --> 01:18:31,291 Gin and tonics all around, I think. 780 01:18:32,250 --> 01:18:37,291 Hey, Frankie, is this a new piece from Tikal? 400 a.C., maybe? 781 01:18:38,625 --> 01:18:43,250 Classical period, yes. Very good. You know your Maya, arqueólogo. 782 01:18:43,333 --> 01:18:46,958 Well, what I know was that Tikal was sacked by the gringos and you Brits... 783 01:18:47,416 --> 01:18:49,041 ...when they went in to restore it. 784 01:18:49,375 --> 01:18:52,666 Well, after the Krauts had already taken every Pre-Hispanic piece off site. 785 01:18:52,750 --> 01:18:54,833 It's not "Pre-Hispanic." 786 01:18:56,458 --> 01:18:57,583 What should I say? 787 01:18:57,666 --> 01:19:01,500 Mesoamerican or Maya, which is what they are. 788 01:19:03,208 --> 01:19:07,125 Cheers, gentlemen. To Mesoamerica. 789 01:19:08,916 --> 01:19:12,500 Well, you know, every piece from Tikal that are worth anything... 790 01:19:12,875 --> 01:19:14,333 ...are now in private collections... 791 01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:17,166 ...where nobody can see them but the friends of the owners. 792 01:19:17,625 --> 01:19:20,208 Still doing your Indiana Jones bit, Bosquito? 793 01:19:20,291 --> 01:19:21,833 "This stuff belongs in a museum." 794 01:19:23,458 --> 01:19:27,125 And are you still doing your Belzoni bit, Frankie? 795 01:19:27,458 --> 01:19:29,125 You love it, right? 796 01:19:29,333 --> 01:19:32,041 Ever heard of Belzoni? Giovanni Belzoni? 797 01:19:32,333 --> 01:19:36,250 He was an eccentric Italian, a 19th century explorer. 798 01:19:36,666 --> 01:19:42,666 In his London strongman shows he'd lift 20 people at once. 799 01:19:43,166 --> 01:19:45,833 Absolute lunatic, but he was responsible for finding... 800 01:19:45,916 --> 01:19:48,166 ...some of the most important sites in Ancient Egypt. 801 01:19:48,958 --> 01:19:51,833 The Abu Simbel temple, Seti I's tomb, to name but a few. 802 01:19:52,166 --> 01:19:54,708 Yes, and he kept half of what he found. 803 01:19:55,041 --> 01:20:00,083 And whatever he didn't stole for himself, he selled it like it was his own. 804 01:20:00,625 --> 01:20:04,875 And that's how the Met, the Louvre and your British Museum were made. 805 01:20:05,375 --> 01:20:09,250 That's how all museums were made, even your Anthropology Museum. 806 01:20:09,833 --> 01:20:12,166 Where do you think they got that Tlaloc monolith from? 807 01:20:12,250 --> 01:20:14,291 Do you think someone donated it out of the kindness of their heart? 808 01:20:14,666 --> 01:20:18,750 Well, Frank, that rock is not Tlaloc, this is actually Chalchiuhtlicue. 809 01:20:18,833 --> 01:20:20,666 They stole it. 810 01:20:21,333 --> 01:20:23,250 Yes, Frank, I was there. 811 01:20:24,375 --> 01:20:27,833 That's my point. Without people like Belzoni there wouldn't be any archaeology. 812 01:20:28,916 --> 01:20:30,541 There wouldn't be anything. 813 01:20:30,625 --> 01:20:33,041 "There's no preservation without plunder." 814 01:20:33,375 --> 01:20:35,833 You of all people should know that, arqueólogo. 815 01:20:36,291 --> 01:20:39,125 Yeah, that's what every thief in history says. 816 01:20:40,041 --> 01:20:41,291 Yes, maybe. 817 01:20:42,875 --> 01:20:44,541 Let me show you something. 818 01:20:52,750 --> 01:20:54,791 Page 20 or something. 819 01:20:55,125 --> 01:20:59,875 Last year, an American expedition discovered a Spanish galleon... 820 01:21:00,541 --> 01:21:02,250 ...in international waters. 821 01:21:02,333 --> 01:21:07,250 She'd been sunk by the British in 1804, a beautiful, beautiful vessel. 822 01:21:08,791 --> 01:21:13,583 And inside this ship, they found gold, valued at an estimated... 823 01:21:14,250 --> 01:21:19,291 ...$500 million, that's half a billion greens. 824 01:21:20,541 --> 01:21:23,541 So, saying that it was part of their national heritage... 825 01:21:23,625 --> 01:21:25,166 ...or whatever the fuck they called it... 826 01:21:25,666 --> 01:21:28,250 ...the Spanish government claimed the vessel as their property... 827 01:21:28,583 --> 01:21:30,750 ...and sued the Americans. 828 01:21:30,958 --> 01:21:33,458 Well, the Yanks, quite naturally, said... 829 01:21:33,541 --> 01:21:35,458 "What the fuck are you talking about? We found this shit." 830 01:21:35,833 --> 01:21:38,916 And then the government of Peru stuck their noses in. 831 01:21:39,166 --> 01:21:43,458 Wasn't the gold which was being carried by the Spanish galleon originally Inca gold? 832 01:21:43,791 --> 01:21:46,833 In which case, shouldn't it go back to Peru... 833 01:21:47,250 --> 01:21:52,041 ...from where those conquistador bastards stole it in the first place? 834 01:21:52,416 --> 01:21:53,833 Yes, I'd think that's obvious. 835 01:21:54,208 --> 01:21:58,250 Yes, but who had paid for the very expensive underwater expedition... 836 01:21:58,333 --> 01:22:03,083 ...without which there wouldn't be any galleon, or any Inca gold... 837 01:22:03,166 --> 01:22:06,416 ...or anything to argue about? 838 01:22:08,750 --> 01:22:10,583 It's not so simple, is it? 839 01:22:13,416 --> 01:22:16,666 Anyway, you didn't come here to hear me rattle on about Spanish galleons. 840 01:22:17,208 --> 01:22:20,166 Bosco here says you have something very special... 841 01:22:20,250 --> 01:22:22,416 ...and he's never disappointed me, so... 842 01:22:24,291 --> 01:22:25,458 Yes. 843 01:22:26,875 --> 01:22:29,083 Thank you, Frank, for receiving us. 844 01:22:29,958 --> 01:22:34,333 Me and Alan, we are very happy to be here... 845 01:22:34,416 --> 01:22:39,708 ...representing the interests of Mr. West. Mr. West operates mainly in the Caribbean. 846 01:22:41,541 --> 01:22:44,791 Mr. West cares deeply about where his goods will end up... 847 01:22:45,083 --> 01:22:47,250 ...so he will be more than happy... 848 01:22:47,333 --> 01:22:50,208 ...if all the things that we come to present end up in your hands. 849 01:22:51,125 --> 01:22:52,958 - Mr. West-- - Why? 850 01:22:57,083 --> 01:22:59,291 Why would he be happy? 851 01:23:02,875 --> 01:23:07,500 Because you... It's you. You have a very good eye. 852 01:23:09,041 --> 01:23:12,458 And with all your collection and what we brought... 853 01:23:13,125 --> 01:23:17,083 ...you can have someone like architect Ramírez Vázquez build you your own museum. 854 01:23:20,166 --> 01:23:23,125 Mr. West would like to... 855 01:23:24,208 --> 01:23:27,666 Normally, you know, he would scatter these pieces around... 856 01:23:27,750 --> 01:23:30,083 ...with his clients in the Caribbean to minimize the risk. 857 01:23:30,958 --> 01:23:34,416 But this time he's willing to take the risk and offer the whole lot... 858 01:23:35,291 --> 01:23:39,125 ...140 pieces, intact, to only one buyer. 859 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:43,083 Especially one that appreciates what he's getting. 860 01:23:43,791 --> 01:23:45,125 Alan? 861 01:25:07,416 --> 01:25:12,166 Frank, our boss, Mr. Quest is involved in heists... 862 01:25:12,416 --> 01:25:14,750 ...at the most prominent museums in the world. 863 01:25:15,041 --> 01:25:18,500 Europe, Asia, Africa, the United States. 864 01:25:19,083 --> 01:25:23,666 So don't be scared, Frank. Mr. Quest is a professional. 865 01:25:25,750 --> 01:25:26,916 How much? 866 01:25:28,375 --> 01:25:31,333 For the mask? No, no, he wants to sell the whole lot. 867 01:25:31,750 --> 01:25:33,458 Okay, how much for the whole lot? 868 01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:37,583 - Mr. West is asking for $1 million. - West or Quest? I'm confused. 869 01:25:37,916 --> 01:25:39,666 West, West! West. 870 01:25:41,041 --> 01:25:45,416 Mr. West wants a million? And how did he come up with that figure? 871 01:25:48,708 --> 01:25:50,583 You know, what I find really fascinating is... 872 01:25:50,666 --> 01:25:54,125 ...who would choose you two kids to try and make this deal. 873 01:25:54,208 --> 01:25:55,625 What do you mean? 874 01:25:56,375 --> 01:25:59,666 You've got some fucking balls, my friends, I'll give you that... 875 01:25:59,750 --> 01:26:01,166 ...coming in here trying to pull this stunt. 876 01:26:01,750 --> 01:26:03,375 And you, you're gonna hear from me, Bosquito. 877 01:26:03,458 --> 01:26:06,416 Hey, Frank. No, no, listen to me. I was just do the introduction. 878 01:26:06,500 --> 01:26:07,666 This is not my business. 879 01:26:07,750 --> 01:26:09,375 Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? 880 01:26:09,458 --> 01:26:10,583 Frank! 881 01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:14,500 If you think this mask is fake, then you know nothing about Mesoamerican art. 882 01:26:14,583 --> 01:26:16,041 I know every art dealer there is. 883 01:26:16,125 --> 01:26:18,250 I know you don't have a boss called Mr. West or Mr. Quest... 884 01:26:18,333 --> 01:26:19,458 ...or whatever the fuck you call him. 885 01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:22,833 And I know you got that suit in Suburbia just before coming here. 886 01:26:22,916 --> 01:26:24,250 You're no dealer, kid. 887 01:26:24,583 --> 01:26:27,833 These are the real pieces that were stolen from the Museum of Anthropology. 888 01:26:27,916 --> 01:26:30,541 - I know! - Yes, test them, test them. 889 01:26:30,625 --> 01:26:33,291 I know that's the real mask of King Pakal, there's nothing else like it in the world. 890 01:26:33,375 --> 01:26:36,125 But listen to me, you can't sell this. 891 01:26:37,250 --> 01:26:41,333 Nobody can. Nobody in this business is stupid enough to buy it. 892 01:26:42,583 --> 01:26:43,875 You understand? 893 01:26:50,208 --> 01:26:53,416 - OK, let's sell it for half a million-- - No, look at me. Look at me! 894 01:26:54,500 --> 01:26:56,750 These pieces are unsellable. 895 01:26:59,250 --> 01:27:01,375 They might as well be worthless. 896 01:27:08,041 --> 01:27:09,708 Oh, you're boys. 897 01:27:11,875 --> 01:27:15,250 You look like good boys, you're not crooks. Now, if you'll excuse me... 898 01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:18,208 ...I need to get back to my guests. 899 01:27:19,583 --> 01:27:22,666 Frank, maybe you heard this other story. 900 01:27:23,875 --> 01:27:27,250 Rockefeller's plane was so heavy from all the Maya stelae... 901 01:27:27,500 --> 01:27:30,916 ...they had stolen from us, that it couldn't take off! 902 01:27:31,541 --> 01:27:32,833 And what is that to me? 903 01:27:33,041 --> 01:27:35,416 The law is strict when it comes to archaeology, right? 904 01:27:35,666 --> 01:27:37,416 Especially on foreigners. 905 01:27:37,708 --> 01:27:40,500 All my stuff is completely legal. 906 01:27:40,875 --> 01:27:43,041 People at the Instituto Nacional have my back... 907 01:27:43,125 --> 01:27:45,291 ...people, by the way, who'd be very happy to recover this treasure. 908 01:27:45,375 --> 01:27:47,125 They're fucking thieves, like you. 909 01:27:47,208 --> 01:27:49,500 All it takes is one phone call. 910 01:27:53,750 --> 01:27:59,458 Look, if I were you, I'd... I'd fly away tonight. 911 01:28:01,416 --> 01:28:03,291 They're gonna come after you. 912 01:28:05,458 --> 01:28:07,625 Just fly the fuck away. 913 01:28:15,208 --> 01:28:17,125 Are we going back to Mexico City? 914 01:28:17,541 --> 01:28:19,666 I need to check up on my dad. 915 01:28:22,500 --> 01:28:23,625 Juan! 916 01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:29,250 Juan! 917 01:28:32,250 --> 01:28:33,500 One of these. 918 01:28:37,375 --> 01:28:39,208 What did she say? 919 01:28:42,083 --> 01:28:43,333 Hello? 920 01:29:04,875 --> 01:29:06,750 - Hello? - Chiva. 921 01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:10,000 - Where are you, idiot? - Chiva, I need your help. 922 01:29:10,250 --> 01:29:11,583 Dad's going to kill you. 923 01:29:11,666 --> 01:29:13,041 Is he angry? 924 01:29:13,125 --> 01:29:15,500 He reported the car as stolen. Where are you, idiot? 925 01:29:15,583 --> 01:29:17,125 But it wasn't stolen! 926 01:29:17,208 --> 01:29:20,000 It's stolen, even if we know who has the car. 927 01:29:20,083 --> 01:29:24,833 I need to know the name of Pepe Soto's club in Acapulco. 928 01:29:25,125 --> 01:29:26,125 Why, you idiot? 929 01:29:26,208 --> 01:29:27,916 Stop calling me idiot, you hag! 930 01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:30,250 What's the name of the club in Acapulco? 931 01:29:30,333 --> 01:29:32,375 What are you doing in Acapulco, idiot? 932 01:29:32,458 --> 01:29:33,708 I'm not! 933 01:29:33,791 --> 01:29:34,916 What makes you think I'm there? 934 01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:36,541 "What makes you think I'm there?" 935 01:29:37,208 --> 01:29:39,250 Dad is gonna castrate you when he sees you. 936 01:29:39,333 --> 01:29:41,500 Just give me the name! 937 01:29:43,666 --> 01:29:44,833 Heaven's Gates. 938 01:29:44,916 --> 01:29:46,875 Got it. Thanks, hag. 939 01:29:46,958 --> 01:29:49,875 You're the only one of the four I like, don't tell anyone. 940 01:30:01,708 --> 01:30:05,041 Visiting hours at the hospital start at eight o'clock. 941 01:30:10,208 --> 01:30:11,708 Juan? 942 01:30:14,208 --> 01:30:15,666 Juan. 943 01:30:20,583 --> 01:30:24,041 How will we get there if you don't know where it is? 944 01:30:26,250 --> 01:30:28,750 Remember the book Journey to Ixtlan? 945 01:30:29,541 --> 01:30:31,125 The Castaneda one? 946 01:30:32,041 --> 01:30:35,708 Remember when Don Juan shows them how to stop the world? 947 01:30:41,583 --> 01:30:43,375 Don't do that, Juan. 948 01:30:45,458 --> 01:30:46,666 Don't worry. 949 01:30:48,875 --> 01:30:51,750 Don't worry, It's all good. Just be chill. 950 01:30:52,416 --> 01:30:54,375 - Juan! - Just breathe. 951 01:30:55,083 --> 01:30:58,458 Go with the flow, man. Just breathe. 952 01:31:00,958 --> 01:31:02,916 We'll be with Pepe soon. 953 01:31:03,333 --> 01:31:06,500 We'll get an advance for the pieces and we'll go back home. 954 01:31:07,333 --> 01:31:08,583 Turn on the lights! 955 01:31:09,083 --> 01:31:11,750 Holy shit! Oh, fuck! You fucking asshole! 956 01:31:12,041 --> 01:31:14,208 He hit us, asshole! Turn them on! 957 01:31:14,500 --> 01:31:16,541 Stop the car, asshole! 958 01:31:17,041 --> 01:31:19,416 - Turn on the lights! - There, there. 959 01:31:19,791 --> 01:31:22,500 - Pull over now! Pull over! - What for? 960 01:31:22,750 --> 01:31:24,000 Stop the car. 961 01:31:24,291 --> 01:31:27,750 Where are you going? Where are you going, idiot? 962 01:31:29,125 --> 01:31:30,708 What are you doing? 963 01:31:31,375 --> 01:31:34,166 - Where are you going? - Fuck you, to Mexico! 964 01:31:34,416 --> 01:31:37,125 - Get back here. - Stop it! 965 01:31:37,708 --> 01:31:41,166 Don't start with this! You'll end up crying. 966 01:31:42,666 --> 01:31:45,625 I'm done following you. I'm done! 967 01:31:46,583 --> 01:31:48,958 Without me, you're just a stupid dog groomer... 968 01:31:49,208 --> 01:31:51,666 ...who wipes his dad's asshole! 969 01:32:03,083 --> 01:32:04,875 Listen, you piece of shit. 970 01:32:08,125 --> 01:32:13,000 I took the blame when you nearly blinded Toño Juarez, remember? 971 01:32:13,291 --> 01:32:16,166 They would've put you in a mental hospital! 972 01:32:17,833 --> 01:32:20,708 I'm your only friend! Do you understand? 973 01:32:21,583 --> 01:32:23,333 Let go of me! 974 01:32:26,333 --> 01:32:27,958 Will you be calm? 975 01:32:28,500 --> 01:32:30,041 Will you be calm? 976 01:32:30,750 --> 01:32:32,791 Let go of me, asshole! 977 01:32:46,375 --> 01:32:48,333 Fuck off, dead-weight! 978 01:32:48,625 --> 01:32:50,750 I'm better off without you! 979 01:32:57,750 --> 01:33:01,000 START THE ACTION AT THE SEA! 980 01:33:22,375 --> 01:33:25,000 - We should've studied music. - You think? 981 01:33:25,375 --> 01:33:28,833 We'd have a kick ass band, and we'd leave this place. 982 01:33:29,125 --> 01:33:30,875 Floyd didn’t study music. 983 01:33:31,166 --> 01:33:33,791 Floyd's not one person, it's four. 984 01:33:34,083 --> 01:33:38,500 - I mean, you don't need to study. - Or say dumb shit every time. 985 01:33:38,916 --> 01:33:41,500 To leave this place, I mean. 986 01:33:42,541 --> 01:33:44,541 - Bowie. - He did study. 987 01:33:44,791 --> 01:33:47,083 That guy did study music. 988 01:33:48,875 --> 01:33:51,416 Haven't we gone through this place before? 989 01:33:51,750 --> 01:33:53,750 - Obviously. - Where are we going? 990 01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:56,916 We're just driving around. You got somewhere to be? 991 01:33:57,458 --> 01:34:00,375 - That's the point of driving around. - Passing the same place over and over? 992 01:34:00,666 --> 01:34:03,333 - That's Satelite-folk's problem. - That they go in circles? 993 01:34:03,583 --> 01:34:05,333 That they can't enjoy life. 994 01:34:05,625 --> 01:34:08,000 - And you? - Me? I try to. 995 01:34:08,291 --> 01:34:10,625 - I mean are you Satelite-folk? - No. 996 01:34:10,875 --> 01:34:15,708 - What are they like, then? - They're so tired from work... 997 01:34:16,041 --> 01:34:18,708 ...they'd rather watch TV than be with their family. 998 01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:22,916 What's on TV tires them, so they go to bed more tired. 999 01:34:23,208 --> 01:34:27,916 Their dreams tire them, too. They look like crap, so tired. 1000 01:34:28,916 --> 01:34:32,625 And one day, just like that, they die from exhaustion. 1001 01:34:32,916 --> 01:34:34,541 What if you stop turning the wheel? 1002 01:34:34,750 --> 01:34:37,208 - We stop going in circles. - We go in a straight line. 1003 01:34:37,458 --> 01:34:40,291 - We crash into the light post. - And we die. 1004 01:34:41,458 --> 01:34:45,666 Then we wake up and realize we're still driving in circles. 1005 01:34:52,708 --> 01:34:56,291 Or... we could do something different. 1006 01:34:57,125 --> 01:34:58,750 Like what? 1007 01:34:59,791 --> 01:35:01,750 Like nicking something. 1008 01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:05,541 Nicking something? You mean stealing? 1009 01:35:05,833 --> 01:35:08,583 - Why not? - Why yes? 1010 01:35:10,541 --> 01:35:14,833 Because I'm sick of waiting for something to happen, aren't you? 1011 01:35:15,416 --> 01:35:18,166 Would stealing make something happen? 1012 01:35:19,541 --> 01:35:21,375 Do you have a better idea? 1013 01:35:23,083 --> 01:35:24,916 That's what I thought. 1014 01:35:26,333 --> 01:35:28,708 So, what would we nick? This car? 1015 01:35:28,958 --> 01:35:32,458 No way! This car belongs to my family. 1016 01:35:32,750 --> 01:35:36,125 - So, what then? - We'll figure it out later. 1017 01:35:45,666 --> 01:35:47,291 Excuse me! 1018 01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:49,625 Good evening! 1019 01:35:50,083 --> 01:35:52,708 Do you know a place called Heaven's Gates? 1020 01:35:55,250 --> 01:35:58,166 - Excuse me? - Heaven's Gates? 1021 01:35:59,416 --> 01:36:02,750 Heaven's gates are closed to you. 1022 01:36:06,333 --> 01:36:07,875 Just kidding! 1023 01:36:08,125 --> 01:36:10,708 Heaven's Gates is that way! 1024 01:36:11,875 --> 01:36:14,000 - Thank you! - You got it. 1025 01:37:56,291 --> 01:38:00,041 HEAVEN'S GATES 1026 01:38:22,541 --> 01:38:24,500 That's Scherezada, right? 1027 01:38:25,500 --> 01:38:27,583 - From the movies? - What else can I get you? 1028 01:38:27,833 --> 01:38:30,291 It's her, right? It has to be. 1029 01:38:32,791 --> 01:38:35,083 Hey, man. Come here. 1030 01:38:38,208 --> 01:38:42,375 Tell Pepe Soto that Lazy Juan is here for him. 1031 01:38:45,250 --> 01:38:47,125 I don't know him. 1032 01:38:48,250 --> 01:38:49,708 Pepe Soto. 1033 01:38:49,958 --> 01:38:52,708 That guy right there. Your boss. 1034 01:38:53,708 --> 01:38:57,791 That guy hasn't been around here in a while. 1035 01:39:02,166 --> 01:39:05,583 - Anything else? - Can I have my money back? 1036 01:39:24,333 --> 01:39:27,000 Yeah, shake it, come here. 1037 01:39:30,708 --> 01:39:33,166 Come jingle those coins in my face! 1038 01:39:40,833 --> 01:39:44,833 Where are you going? Come dance with me! 1039 01:39:47,000 --> 01:39:49,000 - Leave her alone! - Old hag! 1040 01:39:49,291 --> 01:39:53,250 - Respect the artist! - Go look after your grandkids, bitch! 1041 01:39:57,541 --> 01:40:01,125 Why are you dancing here if you're gonna be a bitch about it? 1042 01:40:04,250 --> 01:40:07,541 - Is this how you treat your sisters? - Mind your fucking business. 1043 01:40:07,833 --> 01:40:10,375 - Apologize to her. - Fuck you. 1044 01:40:10,916 --> 01:40:13,250 And now, a fight. 1045 01:41:03,083 --> 01:41:04,791 Enough, assholes. 1046 01:41:06,708 --> 01:41:09,583 Here is your fucking white knight, Eugenia. 1047 01:41:11,333 --> 01:41:14,583 Take him out the back, or they'll kill him. 1048 01:41:18,708 --> 01:41:20,166 Wait, my bag. 1049 01:41:20,708 --> 01:41:22,541 My bag, my bag! 1050 01:41:23,458 --> 01:41:27,166 - Hey, where's my bag? - It's here, kid. 1051 01:41:29,625 --> 01:41:33,083 Listen, you can't come here and get into a fight... 1052 01:41:33,458 --> 01:41:36,000 ...and think that nothing will happen to you. 1053 01:41:36,708 --> 01:41:40,458 It's not a soap opera set, this is the state of Guerrero. 1054 01:41:41,708 --> 01:41:44,000 They disrespected you, Scherezada. 1055 01:41:44,375 --> 01:41:47,250 That's so nice. What a moron! 1056 01:41:47,500 --> 01:41:51,833 Why do you play the hero? You're too small for that. 1057 01:41:52,833 --> 01:41:57,166 - Why aren't you at a club? - Scherezada Rios is not there. 1058 01:41:57,458 --> 01:42:01,125 Don't call me that. My name is Eugenia. 1059 01:42:01,375 --> 01:42:04,166 - Eugenia? - Yeah. 1060 01:42:04,458 --> 01:42:05,958 I had no idea. 1061 01:42:06,458 --> 01:42:09,500 Don't worry about it, why would you know? 1062 01:42:09,750 --> 01:42:13,666 I've seen The Hard Life of an Easy Woman a million times. 1063 01:42:13,875 --> 01:42:15,666 Another fan. 1064 01:42:16,541 --> 01:42:18,666 Yeah, so what? 1065 01:42:20,500 --> 01:42:23,708 - I hear you're looking for Pepe. - Yes. 1066 01:42:25,625 --> 01:42:27,583 Pepe died last year. 1067 01:42:28,375 --> 01:42:30,000 What? 1068 01:42:31,541 --> 01:42:33,750 Yeah, he was killed. 1069 01:42:39,125 --> 01:42:40,916 Fuck. 1070 01:42:41,583 --> 01:42:43,958 It'll be six months now. 1071 01:42:45,750 --> 01:42:47,916 He owed a lot of money. 1072 01:42:49,333 --> 01:42:52,500 He was mixed up in things, way above his head. 1073 01:42:53,791 --> 01:42:56,791 - What did you want with him? - Help. 1074 01:42:57,666 --> 01:42:58,916 From Pepe? 1075 01:42:59,166 --> 01:43:02,791 You must be in deep shit if you need help from Pepe. 1076 01:43:07,166 --> 01:43:09,375 - Can I use your phone? - Sure. 1077 01:43:14,125 --> 01:43:16,375 50 MILLION REWARD FOR HELP RETRIEVING STOLEN ARTIFACTS 1078 01:43:29,750 --> 01:43:31,750 Do you sell handcrafts? 1079 01:43:35,416 --> 01:43:37,208 They're not handcrafts. 1080 01:43:43,708 --> 01:43:46,708 The stuff inside that bag is worth millions of dollars... 1081 01:43:47,958 --> 01:43:50,166 ...and nothing at all. 1082 01:44:22,125 --> 01:44:23,875 When he was alive... 1083 01:44:25,083 --> 01:44:27,208 ...this place was the best. 1084 01:44:27,875 --> 01:44:32,833 It was the best one. People fought to get in. 1085 01:44:35,500 --> 01:44:37,500 Say that again. 1086 01:44:38,250 --> 01:44:41,208 People fought to get in. 1087 01:44:41,458 --> 01:44:42,583 What? 1088 01:44:43,041 --> 01:44:45,333 I said people fought to get in. 1089 01:44:46,291 --> 01:44:48,041 People fought to get in. 1090 01:44:48,833 --> 01:44:49,958 What? 1091 01:44:55,833 --> 01:44:56,833 My love! 1092 01:44:59,166 --> 01:45:01,958 Wait, I have an idea! Know what a zarahuato is? 1093 01:45:02,208 --> 01:45:04,666 - No. - A monkey that goes like this. 1094 01:45:08,250 --> 01:45:10,041 That's right, now a bit of this. 1095 01:45:10,416 --> 01:45:11,583 There we go. 1096 01:45:14,625 --> 01:45:17,833 Wait, wait! Like a monkey! 1097 01:45:22,666 --> 01:45:25,250 Yes, Scherezada. 1098 01:45:26,500 --> 01:45:27,708 Schere... 1099 01:45:28,208 --> 01:45:31,041 Honestly, I've dreamt of you after every one of your movies. 1100 01:45:31,583 --> 01:45:38,541 I have dedicated so many nighttime thoughts to you. 1101 01:45:40,000 --> 01:45:43,833 No, I won't tell you what I did. What's the point? 1102 01:45:47,458 --> 01:45:50,625 Yeah, that's right. Dance for me. 1103 01:46:57,125 --> 01:47:01,541 Good morning! Have you seen a red bag? 1104 01:47:02,791 --> 01:47:05,750 Are you sure? A red bag around here? 1105 01:47:22,416 --> 01:47:25,166 I'm a fucking idiot! 1106 01:47:39,208 --> 01:47:41,666 I'm so stupid! 1107 01:47:42,125 --> 01:47:44,166 What a fucking idiot! 1108 01:48:09,166 --> 01:48:15,000 I get dizzy thinking about how close those pieces came to being lost forever. 1109 01:48:15,416 --> 01:48:20,875 I think of all the things that might've disappeared without anyone knowing. 1110 01:48:21,291 --> 01:48:24,041 All the things that could have never been. 1111 01:48:24,291 --> 01:48:27,291 And yet, there they are. 1112 01:48:29,333 --> 01:48:32,791 One time, we crashed the car and Juan's dad confessed... 1113 01:48:33,041 --> 01:48:36,625 ...how close they came to having him aborted. 1114 01:48:37,041 --> 01:48:40,000 Juan always said he wished they had done it. 1115 01:49:00,500 --> 01:49:02,958 What do you think they're arguing about? 1116 01:49:08,125 --> 01:49:10,041 Who jumps last. 1117 01:49:10,750 --> 01:49:13,041 He gets the best tips. 1118 01:49:21,166 --> 01:49:23,500 We have to hide, Wilson. 1119 01:49:27,166 --> 01:49:29,125 We can't stay here. 1120 01:49:34,875 --> 01:49:36,958 Are you listening to me? 1121 01:49:42,333 --> 01:49:44,375 My father died. 1122 01:49:46,750 --> 01:49:49,333 - No! - And I wasn't there for him. 1123 01:50:00,750 --> 01:50:02,333 Benjamin... 1124 01:50:04,541 --> 01:50:06,583 ...I'm so sorry. 1125 01:50:09,083 --> 01:50:11,291 I'm truly sorry. 1126 01:50:18,291 --> 01:50:20,500 And Pepe Soto? 1127 01:50:21,708 --> 01:50:23,791 I couldn't find him. 1128 01:50:28,500 --> 01:50:30,583 Where would we go? 1129 01:50:33,708 --> 01:50:36,333 We'd disappear for a while. 1130 01:50:39,125 --> 01:50:41,000 And the pieces? 1131 01:50:41,791 --> 01:50:44,750 They'll disappear along with us. 1132 01:52:11,333 --> 01:52:12,666 Dad. 1133 01:52:15,833 --> 01:52:17,166 Mom. 1134 01:52:19,250 --> 01:52:20,583 Dad? 1135 01:52:24,125 --> 01:52:25,875 I'm leaving. 1136 01:52:30,083 --> 01:52:33,125 - Where were you? - What are you doing, son? 1137 01:52:34,541 --> 01:52:36,916 Where have you been? Are you OK? 1138 01:52:39,875 --> 01:52:41,916 I'm leaving, Mom. 1139 01:52:42,500 --> 01:52:46,083 - I just wanted to say goodbye. - They're looking for you. 1140 01:52:46,958 --> 01:52:49,666 The police were here a few times. 1141 01:52:50,416 --> 01:52:54,041 - Where were you? - What did you do, huh? 1142 01:53:00,791 --> 01:53:02,875 What did you do? 1143 01:53:18,250 --> 01:53:22,458 - I fucked up. - What did you do, Juan? 1144 01:53:22,708 --> 01:53:26,250 What have you done, honey? What have you done? 1145 01:53:27,208 --> 01:53:31,458 The officer said you're a suspect in the museum robbery. 1146 01:53:33,708 --> 01:53:37,416 I told him he was wrong. 1147 01:53:39,541 --> 01:53:42,666 That you gave us a hard time... 1148 01:53:42,958 --> 01:53:45,458 ...that we struggled with you... 1149 01:53:45,875 --> 01:53:48,416 ...but that you were no thief. 1150 01:53:51,333 --> 01:53:53,000 You lied, Dad. 1151 01:53:55,416 --> 01:53:57,041 I am. 1152 01:53:58,916 --> 01:54:00,500 It was me. 1153 01:54:02,375 --> 01:54:03,625 I did it. 1154 01:54:04,250 --> 01:54:06,000 Stupid son of a bitch. 1155 01:54:07,458 --> 01:54:09,541 Stupid son of a bitch! 1156 01:54:09,875 --> 01:54:11,708 Dumb son of a bitch! 1157 01:54:12,000 --> 01:54:16,208 You dumb moron! Son of a bitch! 1158 01:54:17,416 --> 01:54:19,375 Why did you do it? 1159 01:54:23,958 --> 01:54:27,083 Why... did you do it? 1160 01:54:27,541 --> 01:54:29,791 I'm just no good. 1161 01:54:31,541 --> 01:54:33,416 It's not your fault. 1162 01:54:34,875 --> 01:54:36,750 I'm leaving. 1163 01:54:37,125 --> 01:54:41,291 - You won't have to see me again. - Where will you go? 1164 01:54:41,875 --> 01:54:44,833 They're looking for you everywhere. 1165 01:54:45,083 --> 01:54:47,000 I don't know. 1166 01:54:49,875 --> 01:54:51,958 I'll disappear. 1167 01:54:53,958 --> 01:54:56,541 I'll never bother you again. 1168 01:54:58,750 --> 01:55:00,625 What was it you wanted? 1169 01:55:03,333 --> 01:55:04,750 Was it money? 1170 01:55:07,833 --> 01:55:09,666 You have money. 1171 01:55:09,958 --> 01:55:11,416 Always. 1172 01:55:12,375 --> 01:55:15,375 You have never ever wanted for anything. 1173 01:55:15,875 --> 01:55:18,416 You've always had everything. 1174 01:55:20,583 --> 01:55:22,583 Why did you do it? 1175 01:55:24,833 --> 01:55:26,375 Why? 1176 01:55:29,375 --> 01:55:31,708 Did you want to impress us? 1177 01:55:34,708 --> 01:55:37,125 We're impressed, Juan. 1178 01:55:38,666 --> 01:55:41,375 We're truly impressed. 1179 01:55:58,833 --> 01:56:00,666 Juan, no... 1180 01:56:21,875 --> 01:56:23,125 Juan. 1181 01:56:37,375 --> 01:56:39,125 We won't take long. 1182 01:56:48,916 --> 01:56:50,250 Dad! 1183 01:57:29,333 --> 01:57:30,958 What is it? 1184 01:57:35,166 --> 01:57:37,250 - What are you doing, Juan? - Leave the two bags. 1185 01:57:37,500 --> 01:57:39,875 Wait for me outside. I'll be right back. 1186 01:57:40,166 --> 01:57:41,541 Juan! 1187 01:57:53,666 --> 01:57:56,500 What you're seeing here... 1188 01:57:56,750 --> 01:58:00,708 ...is the empty display cases of the relics of the Maya room. 1189 01:58:01,958 --> 01:58:06,041 Authorities claim that a group of professional traffickers... 1190 01:58:06,291 --> 01:58:09,958 ...of about twenty men pulled off the heist. 1191 01:58:11,208 --> 01:58:14,583 They are experts in robbing art galleries... 1192 01:58:14,833 --> 01:58:18,375 ...of the highest caliber, and connections in Africa... 1193 01:58:18,666 --> 01:58:19,916 ...Asia and Europe. 1194 01:58:20,208 --> 01:58:22,541 When the museum reopened after the robbery... 1195 01:58:22,791 --> 01:58:25,125 ...more people came than ever before. 1196 01:58:28,250 --> 01:58:31,625 Everyone wanted to see the empty cases. 1197 01:58:39,000 --> 01:58:42,000 That fat intellectual guy, the one with the cats... 1198 01:58:42,250 --> 01:58:45,791 ...said that was the robbers' gift to Mexico: 1199 01:58:46,208 --> 01:58:50,166 The reminder that no one knows what they have until it's gone. 1200 01:59:17,375 --> 01:59:19,041 No touching. 1201 01:59:24,500 --> 01:59:28,291 Pakal was one of the most important rulers of Palenque. 1202 01:59:28,708 --> 01:59:31,333 THIS PIECE IS A REPLICA OF THE ORIGINAL 1203 01:59:31,875 --> 01:59:37,750 Hieroglyphic records tell us he rose to the throne when he was twelve. 1204 01:59:38,166 --> 01:59:42,500 And he died well into his eighties. 1205 01:59:43,291 --> 01:59:47,000 The mask and the whole funeral attire are important... 1206 01:59:47,291 --> 01:59:53,625 ...because they weren't plundered, the tomb wasn't opened until 1952. 1207 01:59:53,875 --> 01:59:55,916 I said no touching! 1208 01:59:56,458 --> 02:00:00,416 So, the funeral attire was found exactly like the Mayas placed it... 1209 02:00:00,708 --> 02:00:03,375 ...when Pakal's body was laid to rest. 1210 02:00:06,541 --> 02:00:08,125 Attention. R-3. 1211 02:00:08,375 --> 02:00:10,583 Attention. Maya room. R-3. 1212 02:00:10,833 --> 02:00:13,000 Suspect headed to the central courtyard. 1213 02:00:45,333 --> 02:00:47,208 Sometimes I wonder... 1214 02:00:47,750 --> 02:00:52,250 ...what would've happened if Juan hadn't separated from me. 1215 02:00:54,750 --> 02:00:58,041 Sometimes I wonder why he did it. 1216 02:00:59,958 --> 02:01:02,750 Why we did everything we did. 1217 02:01:04,916 --> 02:01:08,333 But then I remember what Juan used to say... 1218 02:01:09,583 --> 02:01:14,500 ...about how only the person who did something knows why they did it. 1219 02:01:16,333 --> 02:01:19,083 And more often that not, not even them. 1220 02:01:19,541 --> 02:01:20,750 Freeze! 1221 02:01:21,000 --> 02:01:22,916 And if they do know... 1222 02:01:23,250 --> 02:01:25,500 ...they won't tell you anyway. 1223 02:01:31,875 --> 02:01:36,000 Juan said if I ever told our story, I shouldn't tell the truth. 1224 02:01:36,875 --> 02:01:38,750 I asked him why. 1225 02:01:40,000 --> 02:01:41,625 "The truth?" he said. 1226 02:01:42,875 --> 02:01:46,250 "Why ruin a good story with the truth?" 94235