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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,540 --> 00:00:24,590 WHEN I WAS A KID ALL I WANTED WAS TO GROW UP. 2 00:00:24,592 --> 00:00:28,930 ONCE I DID, ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE A KID AGAIN. 3 00:00:28,950 --> 00:00:30,696 I THOUGHT LOVE COULD MAKE THAT HAPPEN. 4 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,331 I WAS SURE FALLING IN LOVE 5 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:34,233 MEANT YOU NEVER HAD TO GROW UP. 6 00:01:03,696 --> 00:01:05,664 EVERY STORY HAS A BEGINNING. 7 00:01:16,142 --> 00:01:18,577 I'M THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD, 8 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:21,747 AND TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 9 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,649 AND THIS ISN'T IT. 10 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,384 THIS IS NEAR THE END. 11 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:26,819 GO BACK. 12 00:01:29,656 --> 00:01:32,124 KEEP GOING BACK. FURTHER. 13 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:33,759 FURTHER. 14 00:01:37,497 --> 00:01:39,698 NOPE, GOTTA KEEP MOVING. 15 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:47,239 THAT'S CUTE, BUT WE'RE NOT THERE YET. 16 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:48,841 BACK FURTHER. 17 00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:54,146 JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE. 18 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:01,620 OKAY, THAT'S GOOD. THIS IS IT. 19 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:04,490 THIS IS WHERE OUR STORY BEGINS. 20 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:06,458 ♪ ANOTHER DAY HAS JUST BEGUN ♪ 21 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,327 ♪ YOU SHINING LIKE A SUN ♪ 22 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:11,163 ♪ YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, YES, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL ♪ 23 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:14,133 ♪ OH, EVERYONE CAN SEE YOU GLOW ♪ 24 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:15,467 ♪ NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO KNOW ♪ 25 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:16,702 ♪ YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL 26 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:18,904 ♪ YES, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL 27 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:21,373 ♪ WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-OH-OH 28 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:24,610 HEY, SIS, ARE YOU BRINGING A GUY TO WATCH THE FIREWORKS? 29 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:26,211 WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I NEED A MAN 30 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:27,613 TO COMPLETE MY LIFE? 31 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:30,315 BECAUSE WE CAN ALL TELL HOW MISERABLE YOU ARE. 32 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,918 I'M NOT MISERABLE. I'M TOTALLY FINE. 33 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,787 - DELIRIOUSLY HAPPY. - WHAT ABOUT AFTER SERGIO 34 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,856 AND THE TENT OF DOOM AND DESPAIR? 35 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:44,329 CHLOE. 36 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:45,831 IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS. 37 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,500 JUST LEAVE ME WHAT I NEED. 38 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,536 AND I'LL COME OUT SOON. 39 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:52,804 I PROMISE. 40 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:55,741 I THINK. I DON'T KNOW. 41 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:58,710 IT'S TIME TO COME OUT OF THE TENT. 42 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,879 YEAH, I'LL COME OUT AS SOON AS I PRY 43 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:06,652 THE SPOON OUT OF MY COLD DEAD FINGERS. 44 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:09,955 I GOTTA GO. I'M DRIVING, SO... 45 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:12,658 ♪ YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL 46 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:14,626 ♪ YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL 47 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:16,662 ♪ YOUR BEAUTIFUL 48 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:18,931 OH, SHIT. 49 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,580 HI. BEAUTIFUL DAY, ISN'T IT? 50 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:37,649 LISTEN, I JUST HAVE ONE TEENSY LITTLE THING TO ASK YOU. 51 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,418 UH, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 52 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:41,420 JUST STOPPING LIKE THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET? 53 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:42,921 OH, I'M SORRY, I WAS DISTRACTED 54 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:45,557 BY THAT OCTAGONAL SIGN THERE. 55 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,793 THE RED ONE, THAT SAYS STOP. 56 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:50,495 BY THE WAY, I'M FINE, THANK YOU FOR ASKING. 57 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:53,232 HELLO, THIS IS L.A. WE DON'T STOP. 58 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:55,734 WE PAUSE. LINGER BRIEFLY. 59 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:58,403 AND THEN WE KEEP GOING. 60 00:03:58,405 --> 00:03:59,605 YOU'RE NOT FROM AROUND HERE, ARE YA? 61 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:02,474 NO, I JUST RELOCATED FROM O.C. 62 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,980 LISTEN, I REALLY AM SORRY FOR HITTING YOUR CAR. 63 00:04:07,982 --> 00:04:11,917 I'M EASILY DISTRACTED, BUT I'M TRYING TO CHANGE. 64 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:16,555 SO, IF THERE'S ANY DAMAGE TO YOUR CAR AT ALL, REALLY, 65 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:19,558 UM, THIS SHOULD COVER IT. 66 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,893 I WANT YOU TO HAVE BABALU. 67 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:24,563 WOW. 68 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:26,498 BABALU? 69 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,300 I'M HONORED. 70 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:31,336 I'M, UH, GLAD YOU RAN INTO ME. 71 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:34,539 PERHAPS I COULD, UH, BACK UP AND RAM YOU AGAIN? 72 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:44,883 UM, WELL, HERE'S MY CARD. 73 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,318 SO OFFICIAL. 74 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,553 JEFF, COOL. IT'S TRUSTWORTHY. 75 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:51,923 - I SHOULD PROBABLY GET YOUR NUMBER. - GIVE ME YOUR HAND. 76 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:53,959 SUDDENLY I'M BACK IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. 77 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,927 - OH, WOULDN'T IT BE SO COOL? - OH, YEAH, AWESOME. 78 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:59,498 THE MOCKING, WEDGIES, CONSTANTLY FEELING INFERIOR. 79 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:02,000 CHLOE. IT'S A GREAT NAME. 80 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:05,700 THANK YOU. 81 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:06,438 I THINK I LIKE YOU. 82 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:07,839 YOU'RE JUST... OKAY 83 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,676 UM, ALL RIGHT, WELL... 84 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:19,518 - ONE QUESTION, TRUSTWORTHY JEFF. - YEAH. 85 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,587 DO YOU HAVE PLANS TO WATCH THE FIREWORKS LATER? 86 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:23,755 NO. 87 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:31,496 YOU HAVE TO ADMIT WE CREATE OUR OWN REALITIES. 88 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:33,665 COUNTER-INTUITIVE BULLSHIT PSYCHO BABBLE. 89 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,600 NOW THERE'S A WHOLE GENERATION'S BEEN BRAINWASHED 90 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:38,737 INTO BELIEVING THAT THEY CAN CHANT OR MYSTICALLY CONJURE 91 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:40,706 THEIR CONCRETE GOALS INTO EXISTENCE 92 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:42,407 ON THEIR SECRET WISH BOARDS. 93 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:44,409 NO WONDER THE COUNTRY'S FALLING APART. 94 00:05:44,411 --> 00:05:46,445 HONEY, PLEASE STOP TALKING. YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE. 95 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:49,915 - HI, DAD, MOM. - WELL, HI, HONEY. 96 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:51,817 - THIS IS JEFF. - HI. NICE TO MEET YOU, SIR. 97 00:05:51,819 --> 00:05:54,886 HE JUST ESCAPED FROM ORANGE COUNTY. 98 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,621 OH, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BRINGING SOMEONE. 99 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:59,458 HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO FIND SUCH A HANDSOME YOUNG MAN? 100 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:02,270 I DRUGGED HIM. AND THEN I BEAT HIM HARD INTO SUBMISSION. 101 00:06:02,290 --> 00:06:04,396 MOM, YOU GOTTA STOP PUMPING ME WITH CONFIDENCE. 102 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:07,320 - SHE REAR-ENDED ME. - T.M.I., SON. 103 00:06:07,340 --> 00:06:09,534 WHAT CHLOE DOES IN HER SPARE TIME IS HER BUSINESS. 104 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,937 - MOM, WHAT IS THIS? - OH, ISN'T THIS FABULOUS? 105 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:13,572 WE'RE GONNA PUT THE JACUZZI HERE. 106 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:14,840 THE YOGA TEMPLE OVER THERE. 107 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,608 AND IF I HAVE MY WAY, A DANCE STUDIO. 108 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:17,909 WHERE'S MY ROOM? 109 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,644 WELL, HONEY, WE'RE REMODELING. 110 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:21,580 YOUR ROOM'S BEING REPURPOSED. 111 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,415 MY CHILDHOOD IS BEING REPURPOSED? 112 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:25,417 OH, DON'T MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS, CHLOE. 113 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:27,719 WE JUST MOVED A FEW ROOM AROUND. IT'S NOTHING. 114 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:31,790 SO, JEFF, OC, WHAT'S THAT LIKE? HORRIBLE? 115 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:34,526 - HEY. - THIS IS MY SISTER, MANDY. 116 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,395 - HI. - SHE'S BEEN MARRIED 10 YEARS TO RANDY. 117 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:38,630 MANDY, THIS IS JEFF. 118 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:40,932 HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. 119 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:43,869 HEY, I'M RANDY. RANDY AND MANDY. 120 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:46,905 YOU GET THAT? NAMES RHYME. 121 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:49,508 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - SWEETHEART, CAN YOU PLEASE GO CHECK ON THE BABY? 122 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:51,543 YOU GOT IT. 123 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:54,913 BE RIGHT BACK. 124 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:59,885 ♪ RISING UP TO LET US SING TO THE SEA ♪ 125 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:05,824 ♪ OH, WHY WON'T YOU TAKE ME? ♪ 126 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:13,632 ♪ GIVE ME YOUR INSIGHTS, OH, GIBBOUS MOON ♪ 127 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:17,769 ♪ I NEED YOUR HELP TONIGHT ♪ 128 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:22,808 ♪ I GOT A HUNCH YOU KNOW JUST WHERE YOU'RE HEADING ♪ 129 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:27,450 YOUR MOM AND YOU LIVE HERE? 130 00:07:27,470 --> 00:07:30,549 IN THE BACK THERE'S A GUEST HOUSE. 131 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:32,451 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHY ARE YOU STOPPING THE CAR? 132 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:34,553 THAT'S... ARE YOU GONNA TRY TO MAKE A MOVE? 133 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:36,488 IS THAT WHAT'S HAPPENING? 134 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:37,722 OKAY. 135 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:42,461 - SORRY. - NO. 136 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:43,562 ALL RIGHT, COULD WE JUST DO IT ALREADY? 137 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:44,629 MY LIPS ARE GETTING NERVOUS. 138 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:45,831 YEAH. 139 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:01,813 I SHOULD GO. 140 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,490 NO, WAIT. 141 00:08:04,510 --> 00:08:07,853 IT'S YOUR EYES. 142 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:11,223 AND I LOVE YOUR EYES. 143 00:08:11,225 --> 00:08:16,895 I KNEW THE REST OF YOU WAS GREAT, TOO, BUT... 144 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:18,730 I LOVE YOUR EYES. 145 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,932 - I GOTTA... I'M GONNA GO. - OKAY. 146 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:27,205 THAT'S WEIRD, MY, UM, MY MIND 147 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:28,907 IS NOT CORRELATING WITH MY BODY. 148 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:31,760 I'M TRYING TO MOVE, BUT I'M NOT ABLE TO. 149 00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:32,978 READY, SET, ONE-TWO-THREE. 150 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,613 YOU'RE SO SILLY. 151 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:44,689 - OKAY. - OKAY, YEAH. 152 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,625 I'LL WALK YOU. 153 00:08:49,795 --> 00:08:53,310 CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN? 154 00:08:53,330 --> 00:08:55,634 I NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT, OKAY? 155 00:08:55,636 --> 00:09:00,839 YEAH, OKAY. WHEN WE'RE ADULTS, AND NOT CRAZY TEENAGERS. 156 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:02,974 - RIGHT. - TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED. 157 00:09:23,950 --> 00:09:24,729 - HI. - HEY. 158 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,231 - HI. - CHLOE. 159 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,799 I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M HERE. 160 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,167 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I DON'T KNOW. 161 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,902 I FELT LIKE I HAVE TO BE HERE. 162 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:34,606 I FORGOT TO GIVE YOU MY INSURANCE CARD. 163 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:37,976 - UM, SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD HAVE IT. - YEAH. 164 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:40,780 YEAH, IT'S OKAY. 165 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:41,613 - COME HERE. - OH, MY GOD. 166 00:09:41,615 --> 00:09:43,114 I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE YOU. 167 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:44,983 I FEEL SO CRAZY. 168 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:48,720 DON'T FEEL CRAZY. YOU'RE NOT CRAZY. 169 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:51,156 I WANTED YOU... I WANTED TO STILL 170 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:54,292 HANG OUT AND THEN... WE JUST... WE JUST MET. 171 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,761 IT'S OKAY. HEY, THERE'S NO HURRY. 172 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:59,230 WHAT? NO HURRY? 173 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:02,167 WHY? THEN WHY... WHY... I THOUGHT WE WERE ON THE SAME LEVEL... 174 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:05,103 A PAGE OF UM THIS HEAT... BURNING DESIRE, 175 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,706 - BUT THAT'S CLEARLY WRONG, SO I'LL JUST GO. - HEY, HEY. 176 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:17,315 NO! NO NAKED. 177 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,750 SEX ON THE FIRST DATE WOULD PUT ME 178 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,510 IN THE HO ZONE, 179 00:10:20,530 --> 00:10:22,220 AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT. WE HAVE TO WAIT. 180 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:26,324 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. GOTCHA. 181 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:30,261 - WE UH NEED A HO ZONE DEFENSE. - HOW LONG? 182 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:33,832 LAST TIME I CHECKED A DAY WAS 24 HOURS. 183 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,834 WELL, YOU MIGHT WANNA GET COMFORTABLE. 184 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:48,313 HOW LONG'S IT BEEN? 185 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,948 THREE MINUTES. 186 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,819 - WAIT, THIS IS - I KNOW, IT'S CRAZY 187 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:57,355 AND IMPULSIVE AND IT'S SO NOT LIKE ME. 188 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,324 I MEAN, I'M NOT SOME PRUDE, 189 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,760 BUT, I DON'T WANNA GET HURT. 190 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:04,950 I WON'T HURT YOU. 191 00:11:04,970 --> 00:11:06,310 THAT'S WHAT SERGIO SAID. 192 00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:07,966 SERGIO? 193 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,769 HE WROTE ME THE MOST BEAUTIFUL POEMS. 194 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,370 SERGIO WHO WROTE YOU POEMS. 195 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:18,343 WE TALKED ABOUT KIDS, MARRIAGE, EVERYTHING. 196 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,790 AND THEN I FOUND HIM IN BED WITH MY BEST FRIENDS. 197 00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:23,882 - WAIT, FRIENDS? PLURAL? - YEAH. 198 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,850 DANNY AND CHER ARE MY BEST FRIENDS. 199 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,819 THAT'S HORRIBLE. 200 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,688 DID YOU TAKE ANY PICTURES? 201 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:32,857 NO. I'M NOT AN IDIOT. 202 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,125 I TOOK A VIDEO. 203 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,928 - REALLY? - NO, SICKO. 204 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,698 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 205 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,367 MY LIFE HASN'T BEEN ALL THAT INTERESTING. 206 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,338 UNTIL YOU. 207 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:03,221 ♪ WE'RE ALL TRAVELING DOWN THIS LONELY ROAD ♪ 208 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:08,226 ♪ WE'RE ALL TUMBLING IN THE TIDE ♪ 209 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:12,831 ♪ BUT I AM HERE TO SIMPLY LET YOU KNOW ♪ 210 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:16,935 ♪ I'LL BE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE ♪ 211 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,406 - OH, NO, NO WAY. -♪ WE ALL HEAR THAT VOICE INSIDE US ♪ 212 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,309 OH, NO! NO, WAY! 213 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:28,346 ♪ THE WIND THAT WHISPERS IN THE NIGHT ♪ 214 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:34,385 ♪ WHATEVER LIES DOWN THIS LONG WINDING ROAD ♪ 215 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:38,223 ♪ I'LL BE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE ♪ 216 00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:42,761 DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE? 217 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,280 IS THAT A TRICK QUESTION? 218 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:46,898 NO, I'M BEING SERIOUS. 219 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:51,350 THIS PLACE WE'RE AT RIGHT NOW, 220 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:53,104 THIS IS US. 221 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,940 THIS IS OUR PLACE, OKAY? 222 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,142 OKAY. 223 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:03,470 SO, I WISH I COULD WRITE YOU A POEM, 224 00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:06,851 BUT I CAN'T, SO, HOW ABOUT A TOAST? 225 00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:09,954 TO US, OUR NEW PLACE, AND FINDING AN APARTMENT. 226 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:14,826 - CHEERS. - CHEERS. 227 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:19,864 ♪ BE YOURSELF AND KEEP YOUR HEART TRUE ♪ 228 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:25,136 ♪ I'LL BE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE ♪ 229 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,273 ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH 230 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:31,750 ♪ DON'T HAVE TO FACE THIS WORLD ALONE ♪ 231 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,111 ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH 232 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,880 ♪ I'LL BE THE PLACE THAT YOU CALL HOME ♪ 233 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:37,916 I'M GONNA DANCE ON THE FOUNTAINS 234 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,485 AND THEN I'M GONNA MOONWALK, YEAH! 235 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,920 HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS? 236 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,888 - ALWAYS UP? - YEAH. 237 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,256 - YEAH? - BECAUSE OF MY DAD. 238 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,826 ONE TIME I GOT MADE FUN OF IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. 239 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,930 THESE GIRLS THREW LOLLYPOPS 240 00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:50,495 IN MY HAIR AND CALLED ME UGLY. 241 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,998 AND I CAME HOME CRYING AND MY DAD GRABBED ME 242 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,134 AND HE SAID TO ME, 243 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:59,300 KNOW MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS OR DOES, 244 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,572 YOU'RE THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD, 245 00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:04,242 AND TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. 246 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,477 AND IT KIND OF STUCK. 247 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:13,618 - I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. - THANK YOU, I LOVE YOU, TOO. 248 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,286 - VERY MUCH. - GIVE ME A HUG. 249 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,555 LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE. AWW. 250 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:21,292 I HATE CANTALOUPE. ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME ABOUT MY MELONS? 251 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:24,128 GODDAMN IT, IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW, IT'S MY MELONS. 252 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:27,310 YOU LOVE CANTALOUPE. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 253 00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:29,567 THAT'S IT. I'VE HAD IT. NO MORE. 254 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,269 THE HECK WITH YOU. 255 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:34,272 LET'S PRETEND WE'RE AN OLD COUPLE. 256 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,400 I'M FLORENCE AND YOU'RE ELMER. 257 00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:38,142 MAKING LOVE TO YOU, FLO. 258 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:40,440 OKAY. 259 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:43,470 MY HIP, IT'S MY HIP. 260 00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:45,283 - IT'S OKAY. - IT'S KEEPING ME FROM DANCING 261 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,252 - AND MAKING LOVE. - WE DON'T NEED YOUR HIP. 262 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,519 - OKAY. - OKAY. 263 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:51,122 - WE CAN DO IT ANYWAY? - COME HERE. 264 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:58,620 - READY, DAD? - YEAH, I'M READY. 265 00:14:58,640 --> 00:14:59,964 - READY? - I'M READY. 266 00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:01,232 - YOU AWAKE? - I'M FINE. YOU JUST SERVE THE DAMN THING. 267 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,902 ALL RIGHT, 27-2 GAME POINT. 268 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:06,237 WHOO! I GOT IT! 269 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,172 AH, ALL RIGHT! 270 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:11,943 - WE WON, SUNSHINE. - THIS IS SO FUN, YEAH. 271 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,578 YEAH, GOOD JOB. 272 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,114 THE OBJECT, SO YOU KNOW, IS TO SCORE MORE POINTS 273 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,820 THAN THE OTHER TEAM AND THEN LET THEM WIN. 274 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,618 WHAT? SUCH AN IDIOT! 275 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,955 I THOUGHT THE POINT WAS TO HAVE FUN. 276 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:27,625 SO STUPID! OH, GOD. 277 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,261 - OH. - OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU OKAY? 278 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,430 - YOU'VE BEEN SHOT. - I'M DEAD. 279 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:37,568 DID I DO SOMETHING? I FEEL LIKE YOUR DAD DOESN'T LIKE ME. 280 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:42,473 NO, HE JUST IS SUPER COMPETITIVE. 281 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,976 OH, JEFFY, COME IN. 282 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:47,378 - OH, YOU'RE HERE. - HI, NANA. 283 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,448 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - OH, IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU SO HAPPY. 284 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,684 I MEAN, SHE IS ADORABLE. 285 00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:54,986 WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVE HER. 286 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,487 WHERE DID YOU MEET HER? 287 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,356 UH... SHE JUST FOLLOWED ME HOME. 288 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,458 LATCHED ONTO MY BUMPER. I DROVE HER FOR MILES. 289 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,593 OH, YOU'RE KIDDING. LIKE A LITTLE PUPPY DOG 290 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,329 LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO GO 291 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,970 AND A PLACE TO BURY HER SOUL, 292 00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:08,199 AND THERE'S MY JEFFY. 293 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:11,703 RIGHT INTO HIS ARMS. SHE IS A KEEPER. 294 00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:17,342 - I THINK SO, TOO. - AWW. 295 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,544 - OH, THAT'S CUTE. - YEAH, THAT ONE IS CUTE. 296 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,245 - I LIKE THAT. - I CAN BRING MY BUNNIES. 297 00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:25,116 PETS ALLOWED. IT'S ON PICO. NEVER MIND. 298 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:30,154 WAKING UP NEXT TO YOU EVERY MORNING 299 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:33,291 IS GOING TO BE SO... 300 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:39,497 - WEIRD, ISN'T IT? - NO. 301 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,132 LIKE WEIRD IN A GOOD DAY. 302 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,234 LIKE WEIRD IN A GOOD WAY. 303 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:46,437 LIKE A BRAVE NEW ADVENTURE WEIRD. 304 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:49,730 BUT EXCITING. 305 00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:50,675 SWEETHEART, YOU ARE READY TO MOVE IN TOGETHER 306 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:55,646 - AREN'T YOU? - YES, AMAZINGLY HANDSOME MAN, 307 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:56,714 I'M READY. 308 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,550 JEFFY. 309 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,285 OH. 310 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:06,591 YOUR FATHER WANTS A WORD WITH YOU. 311 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,226 IN THE YURT. 312 00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:14,165 IS IT REALLY SO DIFFICULT TO FIND A GIRL 313 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,733 WHO IS MENTALLY UNSTABLE? 314 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,602 I MEAN, SHE'S NOT RIGHT FOR YOU. 315 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,370 I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S RIGHT FOR, 316 00:17:19,390 --> 00:17:20,738 EXCEPT MAYBE CLOWN SCHOOL. 317 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,441 SHE'S FRIVOLOUS. YOU TOO ARE DRAMATICALLY DIFFERENT. 318 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,143 OPPOSITES ATTRACT, DAD. 319 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,412 BIRDS OF A FEATHER STICK TOGETHER. 320 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,546 YOU MARK MY WORDS. 321 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,781 SHE IS ENTIRELY WRONG FOR YOU. 322 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,516 WHAT IF SHE'S THE ONE, DAD? 323 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,451 WHAT IF I MARRY THIS GIRL? 324 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,586 DO YOU WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR TAINTING OUR RELATIONSHIP? 325 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:36,821 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 326 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:39,590 WHAT I WANT IS FOR YOU TO BE REALISTIC. 327 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:40,658 BE SERIOUS. 328 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,930 THE ONLY WAY THIS COULD WORK 329 00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:44,228 IS IF SHE GROWS UP. 330 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,230 AND YOU GOTTA ASK YOURSELF, IS THAT EVER GONNA HAPPEN? 331 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,333 SHE IS TALKING TO A STRAW RABBIT. 332 00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:50,635 YOU HAD A FLY ON YOUR EYE. 333 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,537 I GOT YOUR BACK. 334 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,473 LISTEN, I'M MAYBE NOT READY 335 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,375 FOR THIS WHOLE NESTING THING. 336 00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:00,745 YEAH. I KNEW YOU'D SEE MY SIDE OF IT. 337 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:09,620 AH! 338 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,656 YOU'RE HERE! 339 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,459 WHAT IS THIS? I WANT ONE! 340 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:17,762 THAT IS A MAXI PLUNGE SUPER PLUNGER. 341 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,363 IT'S TO UNCLOG PIPES. 342 00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,799 OH, NOT GONNA NEED NO BRAND MUFFINS 343 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,301 WITH THIS PUPPY IN THE HOUSE. 344 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,403 - YEAH, I HOPE NOT. - TELL ME THE TRUTH, 345 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,138 DOES THIS MAXI PLUNGE SUPER PLUNGER 346 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,474 TURN YOU ON THE WAY IT DOES ME? 347 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,275 I'LL THUMB WRESTLE YOU FOR IT. 348 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,677 WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING? 349 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,779 - COULD YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME? - MM-HMM. 350 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,747 - COME HERE. - MM-HMM. 351 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,749 COULD YOU DO SOMETHING? CAN YOU BE COMPLETELY 352 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:41,719 SERIOUS FOR ME FOR ONE MINUTE? 353 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,287 THIS SOUNDS LIKE A TEST. I DON'T LIKE TESTS. 354 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,655 WELL, LIFE IS FULL OF TESTS. 355 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,257 ONLY FOR THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO TAKE THEM. 356 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,459 HEY, I'M SERIOUS. 357 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,862 YEAH, MAYBE IF IT'LL UNCLOG YOUR PIPES. 358 00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:53,731 HEY, PLEASE, FOR ME, JUST ONE MINUTE. 359 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,366 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY? 360 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,301 WHEN DO I START? BOOK ME IN COACH. 361 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,170 WHEN I TELL YOU, OKAY, BUT FIRST GROUND RULES. 362 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,638 - OKAY. - THERE'S NO SMILING. 363 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,342 - NO SNICKERING, NO MOCKING, AND NO SILLY FACES. 364 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,543 GOT IT? 365 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,578 OKAY. SOUNDS LIKE SERIOUS SHIT. 366 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,281 STARTING NOW. 367 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,682 YOU'RE SKATING ON THIN ICE. 368 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:12,917 NO SMILING. 369 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,527 NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN, 370 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:26,764 SIX, FIVE... 371 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:30,635 BABY, I'M SORRY. HEY, CHLOE, I'M SORRY. 372 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,504 I JUST LOOKED AT YOUR FACE. 373 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:39,177 - ALL RIGHT, YEAH, THANKS, THANKS A LOT. - BABY, COME ON. 374 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,611 WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO BE SERIOUS? 375 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,246 BECAUSE YOU'RE SERIOUS ENOUGH 376 00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,481 FOR THE BOTH OF US. 377 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,815 NOW LET MOMMY UNCLOG YOU. 378 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,584 WOULD YOU STOP? 379 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:53,457 LOOK WHAT I GOT. 380 00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:54,792 PRETTY COOL, HUH? 381 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:57,728 WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT'S WRONG? 382 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,264 - DO YOU LIKE IT? - NOTHING. NOTHING. IT'S JUST KINDA FREAKY 383 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,832 THAT ALL OF A SUDDEN WE'RE BUYING HOME FURNISHINGS 384 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,734 - WITH EACH OTHER. - OKAY, FORGET IT. 385 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:07,872 YOU KNOW WHAT, THE LAMP, IT SUCKS. I DON'T WANT IT. 386 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,874 NO, NO, I LOVE IT. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 387 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,310 NO, JUST FORGET IT. BEFORE IT WAS JUST A LAMP, 388 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:16,514 BUT NOW IT'S THE "WE'RE MOVING TOO FAST LAMP." 389 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,717 THIS WAS IT. I WAS GONNA MOVE IN WITH JEFF. 390 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,653 I WAS GONNA COHABITATE. MAYBE IT WAS HAPPENING. 391 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,622 MAYBE I WAS STARTING TO GROW UP. 392 00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,396 THIS IS SO EXCITING. 393 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,333 I HAD NO IDEA CHLOE WAS A SINGER, AND A MUSICIAN. 394 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:38,336 OH, SHE'S NOT REALLY. IT'S A RATHER UNFORTUNATE PHASE. 395 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:41,872 - OH, WELL. - SHE'S VERY TALENTED. 396 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,474 - SHE JUST NEEDS SOME SUPPORT. - OH. 397 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,976 I SUPPORT HER. 398 00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:47,545 OH, MY GOD, HE INVITED HIS PARENTS. 399 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:49,747 - YOU CAN DO THIS. - YOU SHOULD REALLY RECONSIDER 400 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,349 THIS WHOLE THING. 401 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,651 I MEAN IF SHE IS TALENTED, THE MUSIC BUSINESS 402 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,254 - IS JUST BRUTAL. - DAD, CAN YOU JUST LISTEN 403 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,823 AND NOT BE JUDGMENTAL, PLEASE? THANK YOU. 404 00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:04,729 YOU CAN DO THIS. 405 00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,350 I CAN'T DO THIS, I'M SORRY. 406 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,804 OH, POOR THING. 407 00:21:18,430 --> 00:21:20,611 HEY, IT'S OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 408 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,848 I'M SORRY, I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU I INVITED MY PARENTS. 409 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,616 IT'S OKAY. I'M JUST STRESSED OUT. 410 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:34,358 HAVE A SEAT, SON. 411 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,764 THAT, UH, MULBERRY REPORT 412 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:43,367 IS MISSING A CONSTRUCTION ESTIMATE. 413 00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:45,360 WHERE'S YOUR FLAG PIN? 414 00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:47,672 I DON'T KNOW. 415 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,774 LOOK, IF YOU WANNA BE A WINNER, 416 00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:51,309 YOU GOTTA BEHAVE LIKE A WINNER, 417 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,744 AND SURROUND YOURSELF WITH WINNERS. 418 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,980 - DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING? - YEAH. 419 00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:01,852 GOD. WHAT IS THIS? 420 00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,354 THIS IS DISGUSTING. 421 00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:06,490 THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. 422 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:07,625 IT'S LIKE GRASS. 423 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:10,995 WE COULD MAKE CARPET ANGELS. 424 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:14,310 OH, LET'S DANCE. LET'S... LET'S PRETEND 425 00:22:14,330 --> 00:22:16,767 WE'RE AT A DISCO, AND... AND YOU'RE LIKE HITTING ON ME 426 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:19,403 WITH YOUR DANCE MOVES, AND I'M LIKE DANCING IN THE CORNER. 427 00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:21,539 AND, UH... WHY AREN'T YOU DANCING? 428 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,107 I DON'T WANNA LOOK STUPID. 429 00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:25,900 THAT'S HALF THE FUN. 430 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:28,479 OH! I COULD PUT MY GUITAR HERE. 431 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:31,820 AND THEN A PINBALL MACHINE RIGHT AROUND HERE, 432 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,984 AND THEN, A... YOU KNOW, A CONGO SET COULD GO HERE, 433 00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,886 AND THEN WE COULD GET A HORSE. WE COULD TOTALLY GET A HORSE 434 00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:38,550 AND IT WOULD FIT. THIS IS AMAZING. 435 00:22:38,570 --> 00:22:42,460 UM, BABE, I WAS THINKING MAYBE THIS COULD BE A SHARED OFFICE. 436 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:45,529 AND NOT EXCLUSIVELY YOUR SHE-MAN CAVE BARN. 437 00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,865 BUT, DEARIE, WHY WOULD YOU WANT ANOTHER OFFICE? 438 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,667 YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE. YOU WANT ONE IN YOUR HOME? 439 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,402 THAT'S KIND OF SAD AND DEPRESSING. 440 00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:53,700 NO, WELL, LOOK, I'M GONNA PUT IN A LOT OF HOURS 441 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,573 AND PROBABLY WORK FROM HOME, TOO, IF WE... 442 00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:57,875 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, IF I WANT TO BUY A HOUSE. 443 00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,378 - A HOUSE? - YEAH. YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GROW UP, 444 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:03,614 - YOU WORK, AND YOU SAVE, AND THEN YOU BUY A HOUSE. - OH, MAN. OH, HEART. 445 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:06,951 OH, GEE. YUP, OKAY, CALL 911. 446 00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:08,452 - YEAH, I CALLED THEM. - CLEAR. 447 00:23:08,454 --> 00:23:09,820 THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY. 448 00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,989 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M... FORGET IT. 449 00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:16,927 WAIT, COME HERE. 450 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:20,664 COME HERE. 451 00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:25,803 OKAY. TELL ME A SECRET. TELL ME SOMETHING. 452 00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:27,738 I DON'T HAVE ANY SEC... YOU'RE CRAZY. 453 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,974 JUST TELL ME A SECRET. 454 00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:33,144 SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER TOLD ANYBODY BEFORE. 455 00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:34,578 - OKAY. - WE ALL HAVE SECRETS. 456 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,147 - YEAH. - WHAT'S YOURS? 457 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:42,420 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 458 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:45,550 PLEASE, FOR ME. 459 00:23:45,570 --> 00:23:47,625 OKAY. I... 460 00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,930 GINNY? 461 00:23:56,836 --> 00:24:02,506 WELL, I... I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANY. 462 00:24:02,508 --> 00:24:03,874 I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T THINK OF ANY. 463 00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:05,476 - I'M SORRY. - OKAY. NO, IT'S OKAY. 464 00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:07,110 NO WORRIES. 465 00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:14,151 OH, HERE, YOU HOLD THIS FOR A SECOND, WILL YOU? 466 00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:15,920 YEAH. 467 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:19,156 OH! A SQUIRREL! OH, SHOOT. SORRY. 468 00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:20,825 - OH, MY GOD. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 469 00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:27,310 - I'M TOTALLY SORRY. - THAT'S FINE. 470 00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:30,000 WE'RE STILL GOING TO THE HALLOWEEN PARTY? 471 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,360 YEAH, WHY WOULDN'T WE? 472 00:24:32,380 --> 00:24:34,710 I MEAN, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT CRAZY ABOUT COSTUMES. 473 00:24:34,730 --> 00:24:36,540 NOT EVERYBODY LIKES TO PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING THEY'RE NOT. 474 00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:38,642 BUT IT'S FUN. IT'S FUN TO PRETEND. 475 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:41,245 YEAH, OKAY, WELL, JUST THAT... EVER SINCE WE'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER 476 00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:43,881 YOU'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE SOME PANICKING ANIMAL DESPERATE FOR ESCAPE, 477 00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:45,583 SO I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. 478 00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:47,852 THE LAMP IS NOT YOU. IT'S NOT US. WE'RE FINE. 479 00:24:47,854 --> 00:24:49,820 WE'RE TOTALLY FINE. 480 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,121 WE'RE JUST AS MUCH IN LOVE NOW 481 00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:53,524 AS WE WERE WHEN WE FIRST MET. 482 00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:55,693 I LIKE THE FIREWORKS. 483 00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:58,929 EVERYTHING IS FINE. I PROMISE. 484 00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:00,197 YOU PROMISE? 485 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,691 - HEY, YOU GOT GREAT FORM. - OH, THANK YOU. 486 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:29,994 - I SEE REAL POWER IN YOUR LEGS. - YEAH? 487 00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:32,290 YEAH, SO, I TEACH A POTTERY CLASS 488 00:25:32,310 --> 00:25:34,198 ON WEDNESDAY NIGHTS OFF OF CHICK-LIT ROAD. 489 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,301 - AND OF COURSE I WOULDN'T CHARGE YOU... - OH, THAT'S SO NICE. 490 00:25:37,303 --> 00:25:40,971 IF YOU WANTED TO MAYBE TRADE, YOU KNOW, WORKOUT TIPS 491 00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:42,806 FOR YOUR LEGS FOR POTTERY, 492 00:25:42,808 --> 00:25:44,708 I COULD REALLY TEACH YOU HOW TO FORM YOUR OWN POT. 493 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:48,679 OKAY, GREAT, UM, DO YOU HAVE A CARD? 494 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:55,986 EVERY SINGLE BREATH WE TAKE IS A GIFT. 495 00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:57,254 YOU SEEM SO PEACEFUL. 496 00:25:57,256 --> 00:26:00,558 I AM. I'M EXCEEDINGLY CONTENT. 497 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,825 HOW ARE YOU SO HAPPY? 498 00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:04,595 WHY WOULD I CHOOSE TO BE ANY OTHER WAY? 499 00:26:04,597 --> 00:26:05,930 CHOOSE? 500 00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:07,831 THAT'S SO COOL. 501 00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,633 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 502 00:26:11,870 --> 00:26:14,605 EVER SINCE YOU'VE BEEN WITH THIS GIRL YOUR WORK HAS SLACKED OFF. 503 00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:16,340 I NEED THAT ANALYSIS RETOOLED. 504 00:26:16,342 --> 00:26:19,430 DAD, I CAN'T, ALL RIGHT? I HAVE A PARTY TONIGHT, 505 00:26:19,450 --> 00:26:21,211 - I PROMISED CHLOE - YOU'RE NOT HEARING ME, ALL RIGHT? 506 00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:24,582 PLAY TO WIN, OR GO HOME. NOW STEP IT UP. 507 00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:28,586 AND HERE. LAST FLAG PIN. 508 00:26:28,588 --> 00:26:30,187 TRY NOT TO LOSE IT. 509 00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:41,231 ♪ TRICK OR TREAT, TRICK OR TREAT ♪ 510 00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:43,634 ♪ FEELING KINDA CREEPY 511 00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:46,971 ♪ NO, I'M NEVER GONNA SLEEP TILL WE MAKE 'EM ALL SCREAM ♪ 512 00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:48,872 ♪ HIT THE LIGHTS, HIT THE LIGHTS ♪ 513 00:26:48,874 --> 00:26:50,708 ♪ SEE THE LOOK IN THEIR EYES ♪ 514 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:52,676 ♪ GONNA GIVE THEM A FRIGHT ♪ 515 00:26:52,678 --> 00:26:55,279 ♪ COUNTING DOWN IN THE NIGHT ♪ 516 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,140 ♪ YOU KNOW WE'RE OUT TO GET YOU ♪ 517 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,849 ♪ NO TELLING WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO ♪ 518 00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:00,684 ♪ GET WILD UNDER THE FULL MOON ♪ 519 00:27:00,686 --> 00:27:02,620 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 520 00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:04,188 ♪ WON'T BE WORSE THAN A NIGHTMARE ♪ 521 00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:06,290 ♪ EVEN THE MONSTERS GET SCARED ♪ 522 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:09,126 ♪ YOU CAN ROLL WITH US, IF YOU DARE ♪ 523 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:11,929 ♪ WE COME ALIVE, LIVE, LIVE, LIVE ♪ 524 00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:16,367 HEY, SORRY, I'M RIDICULOUSLY LATE. 525 00:27:16,369 --> 00:27:18,350 A BABY SEAL CLUBBING ITSELF? 526 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:19,837 YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF THIS TIME. 527 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:21,939 YOUR COSTUME IS INCREDIBLY DISTASTEFUL. 528 00:27:21,941 --> 00:27:23,874 YOU PROMISED YOU'D WEAR A COSTUME. 529 00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:25,876 BABE, THIS IS MY COSTUME, ALL RIGHT? 530 00:27:25,878 --> 00:27:27,411 I'M A BUSINESSMAN. 531 00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:28,912 I'M NOT JUST ANY BUSINESSMAN, MY LOVE, 532 00:27:28,914 --> 00:27:31,181 BUT A REPUBLICAN. NOTE THE FLAG PIN? 533 00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:33,170 YOU'RE COSTUME IS SO STUPID. 534 00:27:33,190 --> 00:27:34,885 NO ONE'S EVEN GONNA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE. 535 00:27:34,887 --> 00:27:36,754 - HEY, GUYS. - NICE COSTUME. 536 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:41,859 THANKS FOR MAKING IT. BABY SEAL AND... 537 00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:43,327 OH, MY GOD, OH, MY... 538 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:45,290 YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN BUSINESSMAN! 539 00:27:45,310 --> 00:27:46,296 - OH, YEAH! - YOU'RE SO GOOD. 540 00:27:46,298 --> 00:27:48,899 - THAT'S REALLY GOOD. - OH, MAN. 541 00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:50,234 SHARP. YOU LOOK HANDSOME. 542 00:27:50,236 --> 00:27:52,336 YEAH. DAPPER. 543 00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:54,238 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU TWO, ON SHACKING UP. 544 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,906 SO EXCITED FOR YOU GUYS. 545 00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:59,276 - YEAH. - I FINISHED MY MBA RECENTLY. 546 00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:02,460 SO, WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA FOLLOW SUIT. 547 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,848 SHE'S AWESOME, ISN'T SHE, RIGHT? 548 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,250 I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT IT. 549 00:28:06,252 --> 00:28:08,218 OH, THANKS FOR BEING SO INSPIRING. 550 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:10,954 WE'RE GONNA GRAB A DRINK. 551 00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:14,240 DID YOU UH... CHECK OUT THE APARTMENT ON 17TH? 552 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:16,293 - NOT YET. - WHY ARE YOU STALLING? 553 00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:20,970 OKAY, LISTEN, I DON'T... 554 00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:21,999 WHEN PEOPLE MOVE IN TOGETHER, 555 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:24,101 THEY BECOME ALL SERIOUS, AND I DON'T WANNA BECOME SERIOUS. 556 00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:25,302 I DON'T WANNA START WEARING MOM JEANS 557 00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:26,770 AND BIRD SWEATERS. 558 00:28:26,772 --> 00:28:28,338 DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS? 559 00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:31,141 IS YOU THINK EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS SOME KINDA GIDDY JOKE, 560 00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:32,810 SOME CARNIVAL RIDE. 561 00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:34,344 YOU KNOW, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SWEET IF YOU COULD HAVE 562 00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:37,314 AT LEAST WORN A COSTUME, LIKE, SOMETHING FUNNY OR FUN. 563 00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:39,717 YOU REMEMBER FUN, RIGHT? 564 00:28:39,719 --> 00:28:42,190 LOOK, I HAD A BAD DAY, OKAY? 565 00:28:42,210 --> 00:28:44,321 THIS IS ALL ABOUT YOU, SO I SEE YOUR POINT. 566 00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:47,458 WOW, WOW. LISTEN TO MR. SNARKY, 567 00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:49,126 A PERSON THAT'S ALL LOVEY-DOVEY, 568 00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:51,228 AND THEN ALL THOSE LITTLE ADORABLE QUIRKS 569 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,197 TURN INTO ANNOYING HABITS. 570 00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:56,734 WHICH OF MY ADORABLE QUIRKS DO YOU FIND ANNOYING? 571 00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:59,303 NOTHING. COME ON, LET'S DANCE, ELMER. 572 00:28:59,305 --> 00:29:01,271 NO, GO AHEAD. 573 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:03,107 CAREFUL WITH YOUR HIP, CHLOE. 574 00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:07,144 ♪ FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN RELEASED INTO FREEDOM ♪ 575 00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:09,413 HEY, COOL COSTUME. 576 00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:11,482 LOVE IT. 577 00:29:11,484 --> 00:29:13,500 AH! 578 00:29:14,850 --> 00:29:15,819 OH! OH! 579 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,790 RAISE THE ROOF. 580 00:29:19,792 --> 00:29:20,991 GOOD. 581 00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:23,600 WHO DO YOU KNOW HERE? 582 00:29:25,290 --> 00:29:28,966 OH, KELLY. I'M GONNA NEED A DRINK. 583 00:29:28,968 --> 00:29:30,167 WHAT? 584 00:29:32,971 --> 00:29:34,438 OKAY. 585 00:29:37,342 --> 00:29:39,877 FEEL IT. FEELING IT. 586 00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:41,178 YOU'RE AWESOME. 587 00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:42,379 BYE. 588 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,816 GOD, I HATE MIMES. 589 00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:48,986 ABOUT THOSE NOT SO ADORABLE QUIRKS MY SNARKY, LOVE... 590 00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:52,823 HEY, NINE OUT OF TEN PEOPLE HATE MIMES. FACT. 591 00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:55,425 THE WAY YOU SAY, "OH, GOD. OH, GOD. OH, GOD." 592 00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:57,528 IT'S LIKE I'M HAVING SEX WITH FATHER MULDOON. 593 00:29:57,530 --> 00:30:01,832 AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, YOU HAVE CHICKEN FEET. 594 00:30:01,834 --> 00:30:03,133 - WHAT? - YOU HAVE CHICKEN FEET. 595 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,200 YOUR FEET LOOK LIKE CHICKENS FEET. 596 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,710 REALLY? OKAY. WELL, YOU SKIP ONE DAY WITH YOUR RAZOR, 597 00:30:08,730 --> 00:30:09,506 AND SUDDENLY I'M IN BED WITH CHEWBACCA. 598 00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:12,242 AND I WISH YOUR LIPS WERE BIGGER. 599 00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:14,244 YOU KNOW WHAT, MY DAD WAS RIGHT, 600 00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:16,814 - YOU DO NEED TO GO TO CLOWN SCHOOL. - THERE'S A CLOWN SCHOOL? 601 00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:18,182 WELL, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GROW UP, ARE YOU? 602 00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:19,817 NOT IF I CAN HELP IT. 603 00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:21,585 YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A WHILE 604 00:30:21,587 --> 00:30:24,922 AND WE DON'T TALK. WE DON'T ACTUALLY REALLY TALK. 605 00:30:24,924 --> 00:30:28,892 SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I DON'T KNOW YOU AT ALL. 606 00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:31,395 MAYBE WE'RE JUST NOT AT ALL THAT COMPATIBLE. 607 00:30:31,397 --> 00:30:33,497 MAYBE THERE'S NO MAYBE. 608 00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:36,533 SOMETIMES I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I SEE A VIABLE FUTURE WITH YOU. 609 00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:38,468 I MEAN, YOU WORK IN A TOY STORE, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 610 00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:41,605 I HAPPEN TO LOVE WORKING IN THAT TOY STORE. 611 00:30:41,607 --> 00:30:44,908 - CAN WE REWIND? - THANK YOU. 612 00:30:44,910 --> 00:30:47,845 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - I'M SORRY. 613 00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:51,140 NO, NO, THIS IS GREAT. 614 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,317 HONESTLY, THANK YOU FOR THAT. THAT WAS REALLY... 615 00:30:57,188 --> 00:30:59,220 THIS ISN'T... THIS ISN'T WORKING. 616 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,925 THIS US THING IS NOT WORKING. 617 00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:09,600 NO, I GUESS NOT. 618 00:31:09,602 --> 00:31:12,569 WE SOUND LIKE TWO PEOPLE WHO AREN'T GONNA MOVE IN TOGETHER. 619 00:31:12,571 --> 00:31:15,239 I DISAGREE. 620 00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:19,209 - YOU DO? - YEAH. 621 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,612 I THINK WE SOUND LIKE TWO PEOPLE WHO ARE BREAKING UP. 622 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:28,485 THIS IS IT. 623 00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:31,989 OH, SO THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING DOWN? 624 00:31:31,991 --> 00:31:33,223 I GUESS. 625 00:31:45,303 --> 00:31:46,503 JEFF, WAIT. 626 00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:56,380 CAN I HAVE MY MEMORY FOAM PILLOW? 627 00:31:56,382 --> 00:31:57,648 YEAH. 628 00:32:08,459 --> 00:32:13,263 HERE'S YOUR MEMORY FOAM PILLOW. 629 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:16,660 IT REMEMBERS EVERYTHING. 630 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,568 OH, GOD. OH, GOD. OH, GOD. 631 00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:23,373 SPEAKING WHICH, HERE'S YOUR JESUS ACTION FIGURE, 632 00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:27,177 YOUR BABY BOW, YOUR BABY TOOTHBRUSH, 633 00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:30,800 OH, YEAH, AND THIS. 634 00:32:30,820 --> 00:32:33,717 BABALU? 635 00:32:33,719 --> 00:32:35,585 BUT I GAVE THESE THINGS TO YOU. 636 00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:37,721 I DON'T WANT YOUR SILLY TOYS. 637 00:32:37,723 --> 00:32:42,693 YOU USED TO LIKE MY SILLY TOYS. 638 00:32:42,695 --> 00:32:45,228 YOU SAID I WAS RIDICULICIOUS. 639 00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:47,564 MAYBE I'VE HAD ENOUGH RIDICULOUSITY. 640 00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:51,435 ♪ HERE I AM 641 00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:55,172 ♪ RIGHT HERE BEFORE YOU 642 00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:58,410 ♪ EXPLAINING IT TO YOU 643 00:32:58,430 --> 00:33:03,380 ♪ AND IT ALL COMES OUT THE WRONG WAY ♪ 644 00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:07,484 ♪ HERE I AM 645 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:11,288 ♪ LYING BESIDE YOU 646 00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:13,457 ♪ I'M DYING INSIDE 647 00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:18,295 ♪ AND IT ALL COMES OUT THE WRONG WAY ♪ 648 00:33:19,564 --> 00:33:23,233 ♪ COMES OUT 649 00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:27,237 ♪ CAN DRY MY EYES, STOP FOOLING ♪ 650 00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:31,241 ♪ DRY MY EYES AND LET IT GO ♪ 651 00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:36,790 ♪ DRY MY EYES, STOP CALLING ♪ 652 00:33:36,810 --> 00:33:40,384 ♪ BUT I WILL NEVER KNOW 653 00:33:40,386 --> 00:33:43,200 ♪ WHY YOU HAD TO GO 654 00:33:51,229 --> 00:33:55,365 ♪ IT'S NO SURPRISE 655 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:59,169 ♪ WE WERE JUST RECKLESS 656 00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:01,671 ♪ NOW YOU'RE HAUNTING MY HEART ♪ 657 00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:07,244 ♪ 'CAUSE IT ALL TURNED OUT THE WRONG WAY ♪ 658 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:11,480 ♪ THE ROOM'S ALIVE 659 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:14,651 ♪ WITH THE MEMORY OF VOICES ♪ 660 00:34:14,653 --> 00:34:18,121 ♪ HAD A GHOST OF A CHANCE ♪ 661 00:34:18,123 --> 00:34:21,124 ♪ BUT IT ALL TURNED OUT 662 00:34:21,126 --> 00:34:24,127 ♪ THE WRONG WAY 663 00:34:24,129 --> 00:34:26,329 - CHANGED YOUR MIND ABOUT BREAKUP SEX? - COULD YOU JUST NOT. 664 00:34:26,331 --> 00:34:28,298 COULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN SEX 665 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:30,634 - FOR THE NEXT 10 SECONDS? - SURE, I'M DOING IT NOW. 666 00:34:30,636 --> 00:34:32,803 OKAY, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT 667 00:34:32,805 --> 00:34:36,206 - INSTEAD OF SEX? - BUFFALO WINGS. 668 00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:37,541 BUFFALO WINGS? REALLY, JEFF? 669 00:34:37,543 --> 00:34:39,342 COME ON, CHLOE, I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU. 670 00:34:39,344 --> 00:34:42,646 YOU KNOW THE THREE MAJOR HOLIDAYS ARE BEARING DOWN ON US. 671 00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:44,381 THANKSGIVING, 672 00:34:44,383 --> 00:34:45,615 CHRISTMAS, 673 00:34:45,617 --> 00:34:47,117 NEW YEAR'S. 674 00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:49,653 BREAKING UP IS TOTALLY GONNA SUCK. 675 00:34:49,655 --> 00:34:52,589 YEAH. IT'S GONNA BE REALLY AWKWARD. 676 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:55,325 I DON'T WANNA GO THROUGH THE WHOLE HOLIDAY SEASON AS A VICTIM. 677 00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:56,793 THIS REALLY SUCKS. I DON'T WANNA GO THROUGH ALL THAT PITY. 678 00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:59,229 OH, YOU POOR THING. ARE YOU OKAY? 679 00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:02,799 "THAT IS SO SAD THAT YOU GUYS BROKE UP. 680 00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:05,135 "I NEVER THOUGHT THAT." I DON'T WANNA GO THROUGH THAT. 681 00:35:05,137 --> 00:35:06,870 IT'S MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR. 682 00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:10,140 WELL, NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT. 683 00:35:10,142 --> 00:35:11,575 YEAH, I GUESS NOT. 684 00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:20,817 HEY, WHAT'S UP? 685 00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:22,886 YEAH, YOU FORGOT TO SAY GOOD NIGHT. 686 00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:24,488 WE CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS. 687 00:35:24,490 --> 00:35:26,356 - YEAH, I KNOW. - GOOD NIGHT. 688 00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:28,291 ALL RIGHT, GOOD NIGHT. 689 00:35:34,899 --> 00:35:37,334 HONEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SUCCUMB 690 00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:40,704 TO ALL THAT ROMANTIC BULLSHIT SOCIETY THROWS AT YOU. 691 00:35:40,706 --> 00:35:44,508 ROMANCE, LOVE, MARRIAGE. IT'S ALL A MYTH. 692 00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:46,243 DOES YOUR HUSBAND KNOW YOU FEEL THAT WAY? 693 00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:48,211 OH, THE RING? 694 00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:52,249 25 YEARS AGO, I GOT MARRIED TO MYSELF. 695 00:35:52,251 --> 00:35:53,884 I NEVER HAD A HUSBAND. 696 00:35:53,886 --> 00:35:55,318 I DON'T WANT ONE. I DON'T NEED ONE. 697 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,287 I'M TOTALLY FULFILLED. 698 00:35:57,289 --> 00:36:00,557 AND PERFECTLY HAPPY BEING SINGLE. 699 00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:01,858 - YOU ARE? - YES, VERY. 700 00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:03,860 WHERE DO YOU FIND THE LOVE? 701 00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:06,396 IT'S ALL AROUND YOU IF YOU JUST OPEN YOURSELF UP TO IT. 702 00:36:06,398 --> 00:36:09,666 WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO MY HOUSE AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA TOMORROW? 703 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,334 I WOULD LOVE THAT. 704 00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:14,704 SO, WELCOME TO MY NIRVANA. 705 00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:17,541 JOINING US FOR TEA WE'VE GOT BUTTONS, 706 00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:21,511 AND THEN WE HAVE ORLANDO AND NOODLES, 707 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:24,614 AND OVER THERE WITH THE CROOKED TAIL IS JO-JO. 708 00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:27,250 ELEQUINN, HE'S ABOUT TO BE JOINING US FOR TEA, 709 00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:29,553 AND THAT'S, OF COURSE, TOTALLY APPROPRIATE. 710 00:36:34,725 --> 00:36:37,561 HOW'S JEFF? HE IS SO HANDSOME. 711 00:36:37,563 --> 00:36:39,262 HAS A GOOD JOB. 712 00:36:39,264 --> 00:36:40,597 YOU KNOW, I WAS TALKING TO HIS MOM. 713 00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:42,566 SHE SAID HE IS VERY RESPONSIBLE. 714 00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:44,267 JUST WHAT YOU NEED... GROUNDED. 715 00:36:44,269 --> 00:36:45,902 - WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF? - MOM. 716 00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:49,406 DON'T YOU DARE LET HIM GET AWAY. 717 00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:51,808 UH, DO YOU THINK THIS BIRD IS BIG ENOUGH? 718 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:53,810 UH... SURE. 719 00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:56,513 - UH, JEFF, UM, UH... - OKAY, I DON'T WANT TO ALARM YOU 720 00:36:56,515 --> 00:36:58,715 BUT YOUR FATHER AND I ARE IN COUNSELING. 721 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:01,585 THE THERAPIST ASKED US WHAT STRENGTHS HOLD OUR MARRIAGE TOGETHER, 722 00:37:01,587 --> 00:37:03,286 AND WE JUST SAT THERE LIKE THOSE BIG 723 00:37:03,288 --> 00:37:04,788 EASTER ISLAND HEADS SAYING NOTHING. 724 00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:05,922 WE COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING. 725 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,924 YOU AND DAD ARE IN THERAPY? 726 00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:09,693 AND WHEN WE'RE IN CRISIS, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FIND 727 00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:11,361 SAFE PLACES TO RETREAT TO. 728 00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:13,863 SO, WE GET INTO A FIGHT, I COME INTO THE KITCHEN, 729 00:37:13,865 --> 00:37:15,665 YOUR FATHER GOES IN THE BATHROOM. 730 00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:17,601 HE WAS IN THERE FOR TWO DAYS. 731 00:37:17,603 --> 00:37:19,436 THEN HE ROSE LIKE LAZARUS, 732 00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:20,804 AND CLAIMED TO HAVE A GRAND EPIPHANY 733 00:37:20,806 --> 00:37:22,472 AND HE WON'T TELL ME WHAT IT IS. 734 00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:24,441 AND HOW IS JEFF? 735 00:37:24,443 --> 00:37:26,810 - HE'S, WELL, HE'S... - BUTTERNUT SQUASH. 736 00:37:26,812 --> 00:37:29,446 FORGOT THE BUTTERNUT SQUASH. MOVE IT. 737 00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:36,586 WHEN I SEE THAT LOVELY GIRL, CHELSEA... 738 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,588 - CHLOE, NANA. - WHEN I SEE THAT LOVELY GIRL, CHELSEA 739 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,657 AND YOU TOGETHER, 740 00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:46,630 OH, WELL, IT'S THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU. 741 00:37:46,632 --> 00:37:48,965 AND I SEE THE BOTH OF YOU SO HAPPY 742 00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:51,835 AND I REALIZE IT'S OKAY NOW, 743 00:37:51,837 --> 00:37:54,337 I CAN DIE IN PEACE. 744 00:37:54,339 --> 00:37:58,675 OH, REMEMBER, WHEN THE HEART SPEAKS, 745 00:37:58,677 --> 00:38:01,411 LOVE LISTENS. 746 00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:05,515 HERE, ONE IS FOR YOU AND ONE IS FOR CHELSEA. 747 00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:08,818 OH, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 748 00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:10,887 OH, IF I COULD JUST LIE DOWN RIGHT NOW 749 00:38:10,889 --> 00:38:12,656 AND DIE, BUT I WON'T. 750 00:38:12,658 --> 00:38:14,958 I WANNA SEE YOU TWO TOGETHER FOREVER. 751 00:38:22,533 --> 00:38:24,434 - CHLOE! HI. - CHLOE. 752 00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:25,602 - KELLY. - HI. 753 00:38:25,604 --> 00:38:27,604 - BRIAN, HEY. - HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 754 00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:29,306 IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU. 755 00:38:29,308 --> 00:38:31,574 YEAH, IS THAT A RING? IS THAT NEW? 756 00:38:31,576 --> 00:38:33,943 OH, YEAH. BRIAN GOT PROMOTED. 757 00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:35,780 - REGIONAL MANAGER. - YES! 758 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,130 - NO BIG DEAL. - NO, IT IS. 759 00:38:37,150 --> 00:38:38,515 IT'S A HUGE DEAL. IT'S HUGE. - IT'S A HUGE DEAL. 760 00:38:38,517 --> 00:38:41,651 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH... 761 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:43,987 WHERE'S JEFF? 762 00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:45,522 JEFF? 763 00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:47,390 OH, MY GOD, IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 764 00:38:47,392 --> 00:38:49,759 EVERYTHING'S FINE. JEFF AND I ARE FINE. 765 00:38:49,761 --> 00:38:51,610 EVERYTHING'S GREAT. 766 00:38:51,630 --> 00:38:52,629 - OH, GOD. - HONEY, YOU'RE SHAKING. 767 00:38:52,631 --> 00:38:54,931 NO, I KNOW, I JUST... MY HEART STOPPED. 768 00:38:54,933 --> 00:38:56,833 YOU GUYS ARE JUST SUCH AN ADORABLE COUPLE 769 00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:58,768 THAT I... IF ANYTHING HAPPENED 770 00:38:58,770 --> 00:39:01,438 I WOULD BE DEVASTATED. 771 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,406 BUT WE'RE FINE. 772 00:39:03,408 --> 00:39:07,430 SO, WE'LL SEE YOU WHEN? THANKSGIVING. 773 00:39:07,450 --> 00:39:09,779 - WE'LL SEE YOU SOON. YEAH, YEAH, YOU'LL SEE ME AT THANKSGIVING. 774 00:39:09,781 --> 00:39:10,847 - ALL RIGHT. - AWESOME. 775 00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:11,881 ALL RIGHT. GOBBLE GOBBLE. 776 00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:13,116 YEAH. 777 00:39:13,118 --> 00:39:15,952 TAKE CARE. 778 00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:18,210 JUST RAN INTO KELLY AND BRIAN. 779 00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:21,358 BRIAN GOT HER A RING. APPARENTLY THEY CAN AFFORD IT NOW. 780 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,727 "WHERE'S JEFF," SHE ASKED. 781 00:39:23,729 --> 00:39:25,929 SHE LITERALLY SAID, "OH, MY GOD" TWICE. 782 00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:27,864 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK OF TERROR IN HER EYES. 783 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:30,500 WELL, COUPLES DON'T LIKE IT WHEN FRIENDS BREAK UP. 784 00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:32,469 IT'S AN ATTACK ON THE STATUS QUO. 785 00:39:32,471 --> 00:39:34,537 THEY IMMEDIATELY START QUESTIONING THEY'RE OWN CHOICES. 786 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:35,805 "WHERE'S JEFF?" 787 00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:37,730 THEY COULDN'T FATHOM THE FACT 788 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:38,942 THAT WE WEREN'T ATTACHED AT THE HIP. 789 00:39:38,944 --> 00:39:40,777 I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS. 790 00:39:40,779 --> 00:39:42,946 I'LL NEVER MAKE IT THROUGH THANKSGIVING. 791 00:39:42,948 --> 00:39:45,782 YEAH, NOT TO MENTION BOTH OUR PARENTS ARE EXPECTING US TO SHOW FACE. 792 00:39:45,784 --> 00:39:48,785 I DON'T WANT TO BE THE SAD-EYED PATHETIC SINGLE GIRL. 793 00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:53,957 OH, YEAH. HERE. IT'S FROM NANA. 794 00:39:53,959 --> 00:39:56,760 - SHE REALLY LIKES YOU. - I REALLY LIKE HER, TOO. 795 00:39:56,762 --> 00:40:01,398 THIS MAKES ME CRAZY. I'M GOING SUICIDAL HERE JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS. 796 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,800 WE SHOULD HAVE WAITED UNTIL AFTER THE HOLIDAYS. 797 00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:06,903 - WHO HAVE YOU TOLD? - NO ONE. YOU? 798 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:09,506 NOBODY. NOT YET. 799 00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:14,477 WHAT IF WE JUST WENT TO THANKSGIVING 800 00:40:14,479 --> 00:40:16,813 AS A COUPLE AND PRETENDED WE DIDN'T BREAK UP? 801 00:40:16,815 --> 00:40:21,840 YOU KNOW, I'M IMPRESSED. WHAT AN INCREDIBLY DUMB IDEA. 802 00:40:21,860 --> 00:40:23,119 NO, THAT SOUNDS PROBLEMATIC AND AWKWARD, 803 00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:25,210 NOT TO MENTION EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL. 804 00:40:25,230 --> 00:40:26,423 - REALLY? MORE AWKWARD... - YES. 805 00:40:26,425 --> 00:40:28,910 THAN STAYING HOME ALONE OR GOING OUT 806 00:40:28,930 --> 00:40:29,659 AND SUFFERING THROUGH THE PITY PARTIES? 807 00:40:29,661 --> 00:40:31,428 BEING CONSTANTLY CONSOLED AND CODDLED 808 00:40:31,430 --> 00:40:33,663 OVER OUR TRAGIC LOSS? 809 00:40:33,665 --> 00:40:36,966 OKAY, SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS WE STAY TOGETHER 810 00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:39,536 EVEN THOUGH WE'RE BROKEN UP IN ORDER TO AVOID 811 00:40:39,538 --> 00:40:41,400 THE BITTER ANGUISH OF SOLITUDE, 812 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,906 OR ALL THE WELL-MEANING, BUT SOUL CRUSHING SYMPATHY? 813 00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:44,730 WE CAN DO IT. 814 00:40:44,750 --> 00:40:46,420 MAKE IT FUN. 815 00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:47,877 FOR YOU. 816 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,682 SO I ASSUME I'LL HAVE TO PUT UP WITH HOURS 817 00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:55,518 OF YOUR CHILDISH ERRATIC BEHAVIOR? 818 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,720 AS I WILL HAVE TO SMILE DELIGHTFULLY AS YOU CONTINUE 819 00:40:57,722 --> 00:40:59,880 YOUR PESSIMISTIC MARCH INTO MIDDLE AGE. 820 00:40:59,900 --> 00:41:01,900 OKAY. ALL RIGHT, FINE. 821 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:02,625 NO SLIPS OF THE TONGUE. 822 00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:04,561 NO INAPPROPRIATE TOURETTE'S BLURTING. 823 00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:06,796 BLURTING IS HENCEFORTH BANISHED. 824 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,765 - DEAL? - DEAL. 825 00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:10,166 - SEAL IT WITH BREAKUP SEX? - NO. 826 00:41:10,168 --> 00:41:11,868 - COME ON. - NOT. NEIN. 827 00:41:11,870 --> 00:41:13,670 WE GOTTA SEAL THE DEAL. 828 00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:15,705 CAPTAIN WINKIE'S GONNA HAVE TO FIND A NEW OUTLET. 829 00:41:15,707 --> 00:41:16,973 HAVE YOU TRIED A LAMP SOCKET? 830 00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:19,676 CAN WE AT LEAST HUG? 831 00:41:19,678 --> 00:41:21,911 COME HERE. BRING IT IN. 832 00:41:21,913 --> 00:41:22,979 OH, YEAH. 833 00:41:32,823 --> 00:41:33,923 - HEY. - HEY. 834 00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:35,580 WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 835 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,659 I WAS GOING FOR THE CHEEK. 836 00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:38,261 - OKAY, TAKE THE CHEEK. - WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU? 837 00:41:38,263 --> 00:41:40,663 IT WAS AMAZING. CAN WE GO IN NOW? 838 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:42,650 YEAH, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WAS LATE, AGAIN, 839 00:41:42,670 --> 00:41:43,933 - AS USUAL, SUNSHINE. - OKAY, FOR THE RECORD, 840 00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:46,169 AND THIS GOES ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD, BY THE WAY, 841 00:41:46,171 --> 00:41:49,639 YOU'RE TOO PUNCTUAL. IT COMES OFF STODGY AND DESPERATE. 842 00:41:49,641 --> 00:41:51,508 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO IN WITHOUT ME? 843 00:41:51,510 --> 00:41:53,276 WELL, 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO GO IN ALONE. 844 00:41:53,278 --> 00:41:54,944 I THOUGHT MAYBE WE SHOULD GO IN TOGETHER, 845 00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:57,947 - YOU KNOW, AS A COUPLE. - RIGHT. 846 00:41:57,949 --> 00:42:02,685 NOT JUST ANY COUPLE, BUT THE PERFECT COUPLE THAT'S MADLY IN LOVE. 847 00:42:02,687 --> 00:42:07,790 OKAY. OH, THE OLD SPICE IS DRIVING ME WILD. 848 00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:18,968 - MOM! - WELL, HI, SWEETIE. 849 00:42:18,970 --> 00:42:22,380 YOU REMEMBER TERRIFICALLY HANDSOME, WONDERFUL JEFF. 850 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,807 OH, OF COURSE I DO. I'M NOT GOING TO FORGET THE MAN YOU'RE LIVING WITH. 851 00:42:24,809 --> 00:42:27,210 BY THE WAY, SWEETIE, WHEN IS THAT HOUSE WARMING? 852 00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:29,112 UH, SOON-ISH, 853 00:42:29,114 --> 00:42:30,647 - YOU KNOW, WE'RE STILL... - ISH? 854 00:42:30,649 --> 00:42:32,248 - YEAH, YEAH, I MEAN. - WORK ON THE ISH. 855 00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:34,117 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 856 00:42:34,119 --> 00:42:35,318 - HEY. HEY, THANKS. - WELCOME. 857 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,954 HEY, GUY, WELCOME TO THE FAMILY. 858 00:42:37,956 --> 00:42:39,756 - YOU WANT A DRINK? - UH, YEAH, SURE. 859 00:42:39,758 --> 00:42:41,658 - WELL, I'LL GET YOU ONE. - YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 860 00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:43,560 - IT'S NICE TO BE WELCOMED. - WHAT'S UP GUYS? 861 00:42:43,562 --> 00:42:46,162 - HEY. - TAKING THE BIG STEP, HUH? 862 00:42:46,164 --> 00:42:48,665 MOVING IN WITH ONE ANOTHER? 863 00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:53,636 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS LIVING WITH THE BUDDHISTS IN ARIZONA, 864 00:42:53,638 --> 00:42:57,400 RANDY, COULD YOU, SWEETIE, COULD YOU PLEASE GO CHECK ON CONNOR? 865 00:42:57,420 --> 00:42:58,308 - YEAH, SURE. - THANK YOU. 866 00:42:58,310 --> 00:43:00,310 - HI, KIDDIES.. - HI. 867 00:43:00,312 --> 00:43:04,800 NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN FAMILY. 868 00:43:04,820 --> 00:43:07,500 AND I... I AM JUST SO THANKFUL 869 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,587 THAT CHLOE AND JEFF HAVE FOUND EACH OTHER, 870 00:43:10,589 --> 00:43:14,223 AND I HOPE AND I PRAY THAT THEIR LOVING RELATIONSHIP 871 00:43:14,225 --> 00:43:17,860 CONTINUES TO BLOSSOM AND... 872 00:43:17,862 --> 00:43:19,662 THERE'S FRUIT IN THE FORM OF A GRANDCHILD. 873 00:43:19,664 --> 00:43:21,631 OH, GOD, MOM. 874 00:43:21,633 --> 00:43:24,934 - CHEERS. - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, LET'S DRINK TO THAT. 875 00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:26,235 ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT STRETCH MARKS? 876 00:43:26,237 --> 00:43:27,737 DON'T BE WORRIED ABOUT THEM. 877 00:43:27,739 --> 00:43:31,140 I HEARD THAT YOU TWO MOVED IN TOGETHER? 878 00:43:31,142 --> 00:43:33,309 - YEAH. - YEAH, WE DID. 879 00:43:33,311 --> 00:43:36,112 AND I'M NOTICING ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL LITTLE QUIRKS ABOUT HIM. 880 00:43:36,114 --> 00:43:38,815 HE SNORES LIKE A BABY GOAT. 881 00:43:38,817 --> 00:43:41,884 AND WHO KNEW HE WAS A BED WETTER. 882 00:43:41,886 --> 00:43:44,354 - BUT THAT'S LOVE, RIGHT? - IT SURE IS. 883 00:43:44,356 --> 00:43:46,289 SO WHERE IS THIS LOVE NEST? 884 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:48,691 ON PICO. 885 00:43:48,693 --> 00:43:51,160 PICO? AND WHERE ON PICO? 886 00:43:51,162 --> 00:43:55,231 IT'S ON PICO AND CLAM. 887 00:43:55,233 --> 00:43:58,101 I DON'T... WHERE'S... WHERE IS THAT? 888 00:43:58,103 --> 00:44:00,103 IT'S... I MEAN, IT'S ON PICO. DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. 889 00:44:00,105 --> 00:44:02,839 KELLY, IT'S THERE. 890 00:44:02,841 --> 00:44:04,941 SO HOW'S IT GOIN'? 891 00:44:04,943 --> 00:44:07,944 I MEAN, ARE YOU... ARE YOU GUYS STILL HOT FOR EACH OTHER? 892 00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:10,790 YES, OH, MY GOD. WE ARE SO HOT. 893 00:44:10,810 --> 00:44:12,782 I MEAN, WE ARE LIKE ANIMALS. LIKE, WOW. 894 00:44:12,784 --> 00:44:14,170 SHE IS AN ANIMAL. 895 00:44:14,190 --> 00:44:15,885 I MEAN, I CAN'T KEEP HER OFF ME. 896 00:44:15,887 --> 00:44:18,287 I'M LIKE ENOUGH ALREADY. I'M LIKE HURTING IT. 897 00:44:18,289 --> 00:44:20,289 I COULD USE ANOTHER GLASS OF WHITE WINE. 898 00:44:20,291 --> 00:44:21,691 JEFF? 899 00:44:24,828 --> 00:44:26,162 CUT THE BULLSHIT. 900 00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:27,430 SERIOUSLY. 901 00:44:27,432 --> 00:44:29,932 - GIRL TO GIRL. - OH, GIRL TO GIRL. 902 00:44:29,934 --> 00:44:31,167 WELL, IF WE'RE DOING GIRL TO GIRL 903 00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:33,302 THEN I SWEAR ON MY SACRED CHA-CHA 904 00:44:33,304 --> 00:44:34,971 THAT JEFF AND I ARE SOUL MATES. 905 00:44:34,973 --> 00:44:37,674 WHEN HE'S NOT AROUND, I'M A TRAIN WRECK. 906 00:44:37,676 --> 00:44:39,750 OKAY, COME ON. 907 00:44:39,770 --> 00:44:40,910 I'M NOT DUMB. 908 00:44:40,912 --> 00:44:43,120 I'VE GOT BRAINS AND INTUITION. 909 00:44:43,140 --> 00:44:46,215 - HERE YOU GO. - THANKS, JEFFY. 910 00:44:46,217 --> 00:44:47,884 YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 911 00:44:49,219 --> 00:44:50,953 JEFFY? 912 00:44:50,955 --> 00:44:52,789 WAS SHE FLIRTING WITH YOU? ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO HER? 913 00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:54,691 NO. NO. KELLY? 914 00:44:54,693 --> 00:44:57,794 THAT'S... THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 915 00:44:57,796 --> 00:45:01,300 SHE DOES HAVE AN APPEAL IN A HOEY SORT OF WAY. 916 00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:02,331 MEN LIKE THAT, DON'T THEY? THEY LIKE HOS. 917 00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:04,400 NO, MEN DON'T LIKE HOS. THEY LOVE HOS. 918 00:45:04,402 --> 00:45:06,369 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT AM I DOING? 919 00:45:06,371 --> 00:45:09,472 - YOU CAN LET GO NOW. - NO, HEY, WHAT IF SOMEONE GETS SUSPICIOUS? 920 00:45:09,474 --> 00:45:11,974 NO ONE'S GONNA... JUST GET... YOU'RE SO ANNOYING. 921 00:45:11,976 --> 00:45:14,243 JUST LET ME HOLD YOU. HEY. 922 00:45:14,245 --> 00:45:16,813 - DID YOU SHAVE YOUR LEGS? - DID YOU SMELL ME? 923 00:45:16,815 --> 00:45:19,716 NOPE, NOPE. I DID NOT SHAVE MY LEGS. I'M GOING FULL MAMMAL. 924 00:45:19,718 --> 00:45:21,317 JANE GOODALL'S FOLLOWING ME. 925 00:45:21,319 --> 00:45:23,219 - YES, THAT'S SO HOT. - YOU'RE DISGUSTING. 926 00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:24,821 IF YOU DON'T LET... FINE... 927 00:45:26,256 --> 00:45:28,257 SOMETIMES IT DOES GET A LITTLE OLD THOUGH. 928 00:45:28,259 --> 00:45:31,761 LIKE I WISH THAT RANDY WOULD ACTUALLY TAKE ON A LOVER 929 00:45:31,763 --> 00:45:35,640 SO HE WOULD QUIT BOTHERING ME TO TAKE CARE OF HIS NEEDS. 930 00:45:35,660 --> 00:45:38,340 THE ONLY TIME MANDY AND I HAVE SEX IN THE SAME ROOM 931 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,236 IS WHEN SHE WALKS IN ON ME MASTURBATING. 932 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:47,443 AND SHE USED TO WEAR THESE PANTIES, YOU KNOW, 933 00:45:47,445 --> 00:45:50,460 LIKE A NICE THONG. 934 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:54,817 BUT NOW IT'S JUST THESE GIANT... 935 00:45:54,819 --> 00:45:57,420 YOU KNOW, LIKE, ALMOST LIKE A... LIKE... LIKE A PARACHUTE... 936 00:45:57,422 --> 00:45:59,989 LIKE A PARACHUTE KIND OF THING, YOU KNOW. 937 00:45:59,991 --> 00:46:02,910 LOOKS LIKE SHE'S IN A BREAK DANCING MOVIE. 938 00:46:02,930 --> 00:46:05,495 YOU KNOW, HE'S LIKE A REAL HORNY ORANGUTAN ALL THE TIME. 939 00:46:05,497 --> 00:46:07,897 WOW, HOW OFTEN ARE YOU GUYS... 940 00:46:07,899 --> 00:46:11,501 - AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH. - IT'S SO EXHAUSTING. 941 00:46:11,503 --> 00:46:13,870 - THAT'S NOT THAT MUCH. - THAT IS A LOT. 942 00:46:13,872 --> 00:46:16,239 AND I HAVE THESE FANTASIES. 943 00:46:16,241 --> 00:46:17,840 WELL, THAT'S NORMAL. 944 00:46:17,842 --> 00:46:19,342 I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T LIKE A GOOD FANTASY? 945 00:46:19,344 --> 00:46:24,800 I GO IN THE KITCHEN AND I GRAB A CAST IRON SKILLET 946 00:46:24,820 --> 00:46:28,417 AND I... I HIT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH IT. 947 00:46:30,870 --> 00:46:34,557 YEAH. AND THEN I STAND ABOVE THE BODY... 948 00:46:36,493 --> 00:46:39,610 AND SHE'S NOT DEAD, 949 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:41,464 BUT I STAND ABOVE THE BODY... 950 00:46:46,203 --> 00:46:50,439 AND I BASK IN THE SILENCE. 951 00:46:50,441 --> 00:46:51,474 RANDY! 952 00:46:57,148 --> 00:46:58,948 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 953 00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:00,383 I'M GONNA GO PICK UP HER. 954 00:47:00,385 --> 00:47:03,386 NO, LET HER CRY. THEY NEED TO CRY THEMSELVES OUT. 955 00:47:03,388 --> 00:47:05,540 YOU NEVER LET CHLOE CRY, 956 00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,890 NOW IMAGINE IF YOU HAD SHE'S BE DIFFERENT. 957 00:47:07,910 --> 00:47:09,125 THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY. 958 00:47:09,127 --> 00:47:11,270 IT'S OKAY. SHH. 959 00:47:11,290 --> 00:47:12,862 DON'T LISTEN TO FRAULEIN HITLER. 960 00:47:12,864 --> 00:47:15,970 GRANDPA'S HERE, OKAY, BABY? 961 00:47:19,269 --> 00:47:21,103 WHAT'S GOING ON? 962 00:47:21,105 --> 00:47:23,873 SAME THING THAT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR 25 YEARS. 963 00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:26,275 YOUR FATHER AND I JUST HAVE VERY DIFFERENT CONCEPTS OF CHILD REARING. 964 00:47:26,277 --> 00:47:28,110 I KNOW. 965 00:47:28,112 --> 00:47:29,879 REMEMBER THE TIME YOU TOOK AWAY ALL MY TOYS? 966 00:47:29,881 --> 00:47:32,810 OH, FOR GOD SAKES, CHLOE, DON'T START ON ME TODAY. 967 00:47:32,830 --> 00:47:34,984 I WAS SIX. YOU YELLED AT ME AND TOLD ME TO CLEAN UP MY ROOM. 968 00:47:34,986 --> 00:47:38,221 I DID, BUT THE TOYS WANTED TO STAY OUT AND PLAY. 969 00:47:38,223 --> 00:47:41,230 SO EVEN THOUGH I PUT THEM BACK IN THE TOY BOX, 970 00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:42,859 THEY WOULDN'T STAY IN. THEY CAME OUT 971 00:47:42,861 --> 00:47:44,994 ALL BY THEMSELVES TO PLAY. 972 00:47:44,996 --> 00:47:48,640 NOW I REMEMBER, YOU MADE UP THAT RIDICULOUS STORY 973 00:47:48,660 --> 00:47:49,599 AND YOU WOULDN'T LET IT GO. 974 00:47:49,601 --> 00:47:52,101 I WANTED YOU TO BELIEVE, AND YOU WOULDN'T. 975 00:47:52,103 --> 00:47:53,569 HONEY, TOYS DON'T CLIMB OUT 976 00:47:53,571 --> 00:47:55,571 OF A TOY BOX BY THEMSELVES, FOR GOD SAKES. 977 00:47:55,573 --> 00:47:58,641 - I COULDN'T BELIEVE YOU. - I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BELIEVE ME, 978 00:47:58,643 --> 00:48:00,610 I WANTED YOU TO BELIEVE WITH ME. 979 00:48:00,612 --> 00:48:02,311 I THOUGHT THAT IF YOU COULD DO THAT, 980 00:48:02,313 --> 00:48:04,480 THEN SO MANY OTHER THINGS COULD BE POSSIBLE. 981 00:48:04,482 --> 00:48:07,450 BUT YOU WOULDN'T EVEN JUST PRETEND. YOU JUST TOOK AWAY MY TOYS. 982 00:48:07,452 --> 00:48:11,420 - JUST FOR ONE DAY. YOU NEEDED TO LEARN. - OR MAYBE YOU DID. 983 00:48:14,324 --> 00:48:16,659 WHAT WAS DAD'S BATHROOM EPIPHANY? 984 00:48:16,661 --> 00:48:20,162 SHE'S SLEEPING NOW. 985 00:48:20,164 --> 00:48:24,600 YOU KNOW, AMAZING THINGS CAN HAPPEN TO YOU IN THE BATHROOM. 986 00:48:24,602 --> 00:48:28,237 LET ME TELL YOU, PRINCESS, I REMEMBERED SPINNING 987 00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:32,141 YET ANOTHER FANTASTIC YARN ABOUT INNOCENCE 988 00:48:32,143 --> 00:48:37,130 OF YET ANOTHER ONE OF MY GUILTY REPREHENSIVE, UNREMORSEFUL CLIENTS, 989 00:48:37,150 --> 00:48:39,649 AND I SPUN THIS WILD FABRICATION. 990 00:48:39,651 --> 00:48:44,387 AND IT OCCURRED TO ME THAT I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARS. 991 00:48:44,389 --> 00:48:46,589 CREATING ALTERNATE REALITIES. 992 00:48:46,591 --> 00:48:48,925 AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, 993 00:48:48,927 --> 00:48:52,995 WHY CAN'T I DO THAT FOR MY OWN LIFE? 994 00:48:52,997 --> 00:48:55,231 LET'S JUST CUT TO THE CHASE AND CONFESS TO YOUR DAUGHTER 995 00:48:55,233 --> 00:48:58,301 THAT YOU'VE LOST YOUR MIND... WITHOUT CONSULTING ME. 996 00:48:58,303 --> 00:49:01,300 YOUR FATHER HAS THIS ALTER EGO, LARRY, 997 00:49:01,500 --> 00:49:03,390 THAT YOU DON'T NEED A "LAWYER" LAWYER. 998 00:49:03,410 --> 00:49:06,142 - HE'S SHOOTING THESE UTTERLY USELESS VIDEOS. - TOTALLY USEFUL. 999 00:49:06,144 --> 00:49:07,543 SO USELESS THERE ARE NO WORDS, 1000 00:49:07,545 --> 00:49:09,278 AND HE'S POSTING THEM ON YOUTUBE. 1001 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,248 PEOPLE SPEND THEIR HARD-EARNED MONEY ON ATTORNEYS. 1002 00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:15,318 - IT'S A DISGRACE. - NOBODY SEES THESE. 1003 00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,687 MAYBE A FEW HUNDRED PEOPLE. IT'S PATHETIC. 1004 00:49:17,689 --> 00:49:21,324 OH, VISIONARIES ARE RARELY RECOGNIZED IN THEIR OWN TIME. 1005 00:49:21,326 --> 00:49:22,992 MOM, IF IT MAKES HIM HAPPY. 1006 00:49:22,994 --> 00:49:24,427 HE'S IGNORING HIS PRACTICE. 1007 00:49:24,429 --> 00:49:26,362 HE DOES NOTHING BUT SHOOT THESE INANE VIDEOS. 1008 00:49:26,364 --> 00:49:28,531 ESSENTIALLY, HE'S TRYING TO PUT HIMSELF OUT OF BUSINESS. 1009 00:49:28,533 --> 00:49:31,167 SHE'S EXAGGERATING. IT WAS ALWAYS HER SECOND BEST ORAL TALENT. 1010 00:49:31,169 --> 00:49:34,403 OH, THANK YOU, DEAR. I GUESS A TAKE AWAY FROM ALL THIS, CHLOE, 1011 00:49:34,405 --> 00:49:36,639 IS YOU DON'T LET THINGS BUILD UP BETWEEN YOU AND JEFF. 1012 00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:39,742 BE HONEST. LET YOUR FEELINGS OUT. 1013 00:49:39,744 --> 00:49:41,677 I REALLY LIKE JEFF. 1014 00:49:41,679 --> 00:49:43,612 - I THINK HE'S GREAT. - HMM. 1015 00:49:43,614 --> 00:49:46,215 - YOU GOT THOSE PIES FROM GLEASON'S, RIGHT? - YES. 1016 00:49:46,217 --> 00:49:47,616 THEY HAVE TO BE FROM GLEASON'S. 1017 00:49:47,618 --> 00:49:49,352 HE'S CRAZY ABOUT THE PUMPKIN PIE. 1018 00:49:55,392 --> 00:49:57,360 THE PROBLEM IS YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME. 1019 00:49:57,362 --> 00:50:00,596 NO, THE PROBLEM IS THAT EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS TOTAL BULLSHIT. 1020 00:50:08,739 --> 00:50:10,539 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHY ARE YOU SO SO SNEAKY. 1021 00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:11,707 ARE WE VISITING OR ROBBING THIS PLACE? 1022 00:50:11,709 --> 00:50:13,409 NO, NO, WE'LL GO IN THE BACK, 1023 00:50:13,411 --> 00:50:15,511 WE WON'T HAVE TO MAKE SOME BIG PHONY ENTRANCE. 1024 00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:17,413 WE'RE JUST HAVING A CONVERSATION. WHY ARE YOU OVERREACTING? 1025 00:50:17,415 --> 00:50:19,515 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HEAR THOSE WORDS 1026 00:50:19,517 --> 00:50:21,617 - COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. - YOU'RE MISINTERPRETING MY INTENTIONS. 1027 00:50:21,619 --> 00:50:23,519 NO, YOU'VE MADE YOURSELF VERY CLEAR. 1028 00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:26,880 YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME AND IT'S WORKING. 1029 00:50:26,900 --> 00:50:27,523 I THINK I'M HAVING AN ANEURISM. 1030 00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:29,625 - WHAT DO WE DO? - I DON'T KNOW. 1031 00:50:29,627 --> 00:50:33,620 - OKAY. - NO, WE'LL GO THIS WAY. THEY MIGHT SEE US. 1032 00:50:34,970 --> 00:50:37,166 HI, MAMA. 1033 00:50:37,168 --> 00:50:38,734 - JEFFY! - HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 1034 00:50:38,736 --> 00:50:40,736 OH, HONEY, THANK YOU. 1035 00:50:40,738 --> 00:50:45,107 CHLOE. OH, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY. 1036 00:50:45,109 --> 00:50:48,778 THANK YOU, SO DO YOU. YOU HAVE A VERY HEALTHY GLOW. 1037 00:50:48,780 --> 00:50:52,782 OH, SWEET. GLEASON'S. 1038 00:50:52,784 --> 00:50:55,217 - ARE THOSE PUMPKIN PIES? - MAYBE. 1039 00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:57,153 OH, I'M GONNA GO TAKE THEM OVER HERE. 1040 00:51:02,325 --> 00:51:05,161 SO HOW DO YOU TWO LOVE BIRDS LIKE NESTING TOGETHER? 1041 00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:08,164 OH, THE NOVELTY WEARS OFF 1042 00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:09,765 AND THEY START TO GET ON YOUR NERVES. 1043 00:51:09,767 --> 00:51:11,434 OH, SHE'S NOT GETTING ON MY NERVES. 1044 00:51:11,436 --> 00:51:13,836 IN FACT, SHE'S GONE SO MUCH OF THE TIME, 1045 00:51:13,838 --> 00:51:16,439 I DON'T EVEN KNOW SHE'S THERE. 1046 00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:21,544 - I REALLY MISS HER. - OH, THAT IS SO SWEET. 1047 00:51:21,546 --> 00:51:23,646 YOU KNOW, YOUR GRANDFATHER, BERNHARD AND I, 1048 00:51:23,648 --> 00:51:25,347 USED TO BE LIKE THAT. 1049 00:51:25,349 --> 00:51:27,450 UNTIL HE MET THAT GUATEMALAN WHORE 1050 00:51:27,452 --> 00:51:31,870 AND MOVED TO NEW YORK. 1051 00:51:31,890 --> 00:51:35,825 AND THEN, WELL, HAD A HEART ATTACK, LIKE HE SHOULD. 1052 00:51:35,827 --> 00:51:38,561 - WHAT? - YES. 1053 00:51:38,563 --> 00:51:41,130 WHO WANTS GLEASON'S PUMPKIN PIE? 1054 00:51:41,132 --> 00:51:42,698 OVER HERE. BRING IT ON. 1055 00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:45,868 - FROM GLEASON'S. - OH, I LOVE THAT STORE. 1056 00:51:45,870 --> 00:51:48,471 - FRESH. - OH, LOOK AT THAT. 1057 00:52:03,687 --> 00:52:07,423 GIVE ME THE WHIPPED CREAM. 1058 00:52:07,425 --> 00:52:09,625 THANKS. 1059 00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:11,393 YEAH, THERE WE GO. 1060 00:52:19,202 --> 00:52:22,404 I KNEW IT. THESE PIES AREN'T FROM GLEASON'S. 1061 00:52:22,406 --> 00:52:24,340 THEY'RE FROM DOLLAR BARN. 1062 00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:34,250 YOU FORGED PIES? YOU ACTUALLY BROUGHT COUNTERFEIT 1063 00:52:34,252 --> 00:52:36,418 - GLEASON PUMPKIN PIES? - DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THEY CHARGE 1064 00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:40,656 - FOR THOSE STUPID GLEASON'S PIES? - YES. 1065 00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:42,258 I LOST MY JOB. 1066 00:52:47,230 --> 00:52:49,732 WHAT? LIKE, HOW? 1067 00:52:49,734 --> 00:52:51,467 I'D RATHER NOT SAY. 1068 00:52:51,469 --> 00:52:54,570 WELL, I'D RATHER YOU NOT NOT SAY. 1069 00:52:54,572 --> 00:52:57,173 I'D RATHER YOU SAY SAY. 1070 00:52:57,175 --> 00:52:59,341 OKAY. YOU KNOW FRANK? 1071 00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:01,377 YEAH, THE OLD GUY WHO WORKS IN THE STOCK ROOM? 1072 00:53:01,379 --> 00:53:03,512 YEAH, WELL, MY MANAGER TOOK HER LUNCH BREAK 1073 00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:05,681 AND HE DECIDED TO LAY DOWN, AND, YOU KNOW, 1074 00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:09,618 HE WORKS TWO JOBS, AND HE FELL ASLEEP. 1075 00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:11,320 AND? 1076 00:53:11,322 --> 00:53:13,289 AND HE LOOKED COLD SO I LET HIM SLEEP 1077 00:53:13,291 --> 00:53:17,693 AND I PUT A BLANKET OVER HIM. 1078 00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:19,795 SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 1079 00:53:19,797 --> 00:53:21,864 - VIDEO SURVEILLANCE. - OH. 1080 00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:24,266 BIG SISTER WAS WATCHING. 1081 00:53:24,268 --> 00:53:26,468 - OH, WOW. THAT SUCKS. - YEAH. 1082 00:53:26,470 --> 00:53:27,670 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW? 1083 00:53:27,672 --> 00:53:29,838 THEY TOOK AWAY ALL OF YOUR TOYS? 1084 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,840 I BET YOU HATED BEING A KID. 1085 00:53:31,842 --> 00:53:33,209 I LOVED BEING A KID. 1086 00:53:33,211 --> 00:53:36,312 UNTIL MY 12TH BIRTHDAY. 1087 00:53:36,314 --> 00:53:38,747 AFTER I BLEW OUT MY CANDLES MY DAD TOOK ME OUTSIDE 1088 00:53:38,749 --> 00:53:40,683 FOR THE TALK. 1089 00:53:40,685 --> 00:53:42,451 BIRDS AND THE BEES TALK? 1090 00:53:42,453 --> 00:53:45,354 NO. THE REAL LIFE TALK. 1091 00:53:45,356 --> 00:53:48,224 YOU KNOW, JEFF, REAL LIFE ISN'T LIKE BIRTHDAY PARTIES 1092 00:53:48,226 --> 00:53:50,759 WHERE PEOPLE BUY YOU SHIT 1093 00:53:50,761 --> 00:53:53,829 FOR FREE AND LOVE YOU. IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, SON. 1094 00:53:53,831 --> 00:53:57,399 WHEN YOU GROW UP YOU GOTTA WORK YOUR ASS OFF. 1095 00:53:57,401 --> 00:53:59,735 BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT WOMEN'S LIB, 1096 00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:02,805 YOU'LL BE EXPECTED TO BE THE BREADWINNER. 1097 00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:04,273 ANYWAY. 1098 00:54:04,275 --> 00:54:05,541 HEAVY BIRTHDAYS. 1099 00:54:05,543 --> 00:54:07,476 THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE. 1100 00:54:07,478 --> 00:54:08,777 YEAH. 1101 00:54:13,883 --> 00:54:16,952 I DUNNO. I GUESS I JUST... 1102 00:54:16,954 --> 00:54:20,389 I KINDA STOPPED BEING A KID 1103 00:54:20,391 --> 00:54:22,625 A LITTLE BIT EVERY YEAR AFTER THAT. 1104 00:54:24,861 --> 00:54:26,729 JEFF, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ANY OF THIS 1105 00:54:26,731 --> 00:54:31,333 WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER? 1106 00:54:31,335 --> 00:54:33,969 I DON'T KNOW. 1107 00:54:33,971 --> 00:54:36,905 I GUESS, IT'S JUST SO PERSONAL, YOU KNOW? 1108 00:54:36,907 --> 00:54:39,341 RIGHT. BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO GET TOO PERSONAL 1109 00:54:39,343 --> 00:54:41,644 WITH THE WOMAN YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH. 1110 00:54:46,516 --> 00:54:50,919 CHELSEA, 1111 00:54:50,921 --> 00:54:52,521 YOU DO LOVE HIM DON'T YOU? 1112 00:54:52,523 --> 00:54:53,922 I KNOW YOU'RE LIVING WITH THIS GIRL 1113 00:54:53,924 --> 00:54:56,458 AND YOU'RE FOND OF HER, BUT IN THE LONG RUN, 1114 00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:59,628 YOU WANT TO MERGE WITH SOMEBODY WHO MAKES BANK. 1115 00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:02,331 IS THAT WHAT YOU AND MOM WERE FIGHTING ABOUT? 1116 00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:05,601 YOU KNOW, DAD, FORGET IT. YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME EVEN IF YOU WERE. 1117 00:55:05,603 --> 00:55:07,503 I KNOW THAT YOU WILL BE TAKING CARE OF MY JEFFREY 1118 00:55:07,505 --> 00:55:10,906 - BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF. - YEAH, HE DOES. 1119 00:55:10,908 --> 00:55:13,575 OH, BOY, AND YOU KNOW ABOUT MEN. 1120 00:55:13,577 --> 00:55:15,344 WELL, YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT MEN, 1121 00:55:15,346 --> 00:55:19,480 - BUT THEY HAVE VERY, VERY COLORFUL NEEDS. - YEAH. 1122 00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:21,750 A LOT OF WANTS, A LOT OF DESIRES. 1123 00:55:21,752 --> 00:55:23,819 - YEAH. - ARE YOU WITH ME? 1124 00:55:23,821 --> 00:55:25,554 AND SERIOUSLY, IT TAKES TWO PAYCHECKS 1125 00:55:25,556 --> 00:55:27,790 TO CREATE A DECENT CASH FLOW IN TODAY'S ECONOMY. 1126 00:55:27,792 --> 00:55:30,326 WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO STOP STAYING IN TODAY'S ECONOMY? 1127 00:55:30,328 --> 00:55:31,860 AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU DON'T WANNA BE WITH SOMEBODY 1128 00:55:31,862 --> 00:55:33,929 WHO IS A DRAG ON YOUR BOTTOM LINE. 1129 00:55:33,931 --> 00:55:36,398 GOD, FORBID, DAD. 1130 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:39,101 - YOU'RE SO RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER. - YEAH. 1131 00:55:39,103 --> 00:55:41,704 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE A PART OF THIS FAMILY. 1132 00:55:44,374 --> 00:55:46,342 I'M GONNA GO HELP MOM IN THE KITCHEN. 1133 00:55:51,448 --> 00:55:52,948 HI MOM. CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING? 1134 00:55:52,950 --> 00:55:55,551 - OH, DEAR. - WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1135 00:55:55,553 --> 00:55:57,553 NOTHING. 1136 00:55:57,555 --> 00:56:02,424 OH, THE HELL WITH IT. YOUR FATHER WANTS AN OPEN MARRIAGE. 1137 00:56:02,426 --> 00:56:04,590 OH, GEES. 1138 00:56:04,610 --> 00:56:07,620 MA, HE'S AN IDIOT. ALL RIGHT, YOU POOR THING. 1139 00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:09,640 - ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH. 1140 00:56:09,660 --> 00:56:10,632 OH, DON'T TELL HIM I SAID ANYTHING. 1141 00:56:10,634 --> 00:56:13,802 IT'LL ONLY EXACERBATE THIS. 1142 00:56:13,804 --> 00:56:16,105 IT'S OKAY. I KNOW A TERRIFIC THERAPIST. 1143 00:56:16,107 --> 00:56:18,400 YOU DO? 1144 00:56:18,420 --> 00:56:21,643 NO, BUT I THOUGHT I SHOULD AT LEAST OFFER. 1145 00:56:21,645 --> 00:56:25,848 OH, JEFFY, JEFFY, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 1146 00:56:25,850 --> 00:56:29,118 IT'S... IT'S EVERYTHING TO DO WITH US, SO YOU... YOU DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1147 00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:32,121 SOMETIMES THINGS LIKE THIS, THEY JUST WORK THEMSELVES OUT. 1148 00:56:38,695 --> 00:56:41,964 WELL, THAT WAS FUN. 1149 00:56:41,966 --> 00:56:45,601 YEAH, EXCEPT FOR THE BOLDFACE LYING PART. 1150 00:56:45,603 --> 00:56:47,936 YEAH, THAT... THAT WAS WEIRD. 1151 00:56:47,938 --> 00:56:49,905 HEY WHAT WAS UP WITH YOUR PARENTS? 1152 00:56:49,907 --> 00:56:51,840 ANOTHER TIME, OKAY? 1153 00:56:51,842 --> 00:56:54,443 I THOUGHT YOU WERE EVOLVING, OPENING UP. 1154 00:56:54,445 --> 00:56:57,579 I DID. OKAY? I AM, I WILL. I CAN. 1155 00:56:57,581 --> 00:56:59,148 ARE ANY OF THOSE THE RIGHT THING TO SAY TO YOU 1156 00:56:59,150 --> 00:57:00,916 BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T KNOW ANYMORE. 1157 00:57:00,918 --> 00:57:04,153 OKAY, JEFF, I'M GLAD WE DID WHAT WE DID. 1158 00:57:04,155 --> 00:57:06,855 IT WAS FUN, RIGHT? 1159 00:57:06,857 --> 00:57:09,570 COME ON, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. 1160 00:57:09,590 --> 00:57:12,761 IT'S BETTER THAN BEING ALONE. 1161 00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:15,300 YEAH. 1162 00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,966 I'M GLAD YOU SHARED. BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. 1163 00:57:21,700 --> 00:57:23,739 I MEAN, IT MADE ME FEEL CLOSER TO YOU. 1164 00:57:26,976 --> 00:57:29,711 SO WOULD THAT BE CLOSE ENOUGH 1165 00:57:29,713 --> 00:57:33,810 FOR TURKEY DAY BREAKUP SEX? 1166 00:57:33,830 --> 00:57:35,884 TURKEY DAY BREAKUP SEX? 1167 00:57:35,886 --> 00:57:38,153 FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, DO NOT PUT SEX AND TURKEY 1168 00:57:38,155 --> 00:57:40,220 IN THE SAME SENTENCE. 1169 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:43,492 AND, NO, I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 1170 00:57:43,494 --> 00:57:45,594 - I'LL SEE YA. - YUP. 1171 00:57:59,576 --> 00:58:02,744 I KNEW I WAS STILL IN LOVE, BUT WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW 1172 00:58:02,746 --> 00:58:04,780 WAS WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 1173 00:58:04,782 --> 00:58:08,951 HOW COULD WE BE TOGETHER IF IT MEANT I HAD TO CHANGE WHO I WAS? 1174 00:58:08,953 --> 00:58:11,787 'CAUSE IT SURE DIDN'T SEEM LIKE HE WANTED TO CHANGE. 1175 00:58:11,789 --> 00:58:15,557 HE WAS SO EAGER TO JUMP RIGHT INTO IT. 1176 00:58:15,559 --> 00:58:20,596 INTO MIDDLE AGE, BUT I STILL MISSED HIS CUTE LITTLE CHIN. 1177 00:58:29,806 --> 00:58:33,575 - HEY, HI, HOW ARE YOU? - GREAT. 1178 00:58:33,577 --> 00:58:35,277 MY MOM INVITED YOUR PARENTS TO OUR CHRISTMAS PARTY 1179 00:58:35,279 --> 00:58:37,212 AND THEY INVITED KELLY AND BRIAN. 1180 00:58:37,214 --> 00:58:39,715 OH, GOD, NOT KELLY. SHE'S LIKE A DRUG-SNIFFING DOG. 1181 00:58:39,717 --> 00:58:43,850 YEAH, WELL, OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVEN'T COMMUNICATED EFFECTIVELY 1182 00:58:43,870 --> 00:58:44,786 WITH YOUR OWN PARENTS. 1183 00:58:44,788 --> 00:58:47,689 WELL, NO, THEY'RE ACTUALLY HAVING SOME ISSUES 1184 00:58:47,691 --> 00:58:50,192 SO THEY DON'T REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING. 1185 00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:54,730 WAIT A MINUTE, YOU MUST NOT HAVE TOLD YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY EITHER. 1186 00:58:54,732 --> 00:58:56,899 NO, I SUCK, 1187 00:58:56,901 --> 00:58:59,167 SO, ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE? 1188 00:58:59,169 --> 00:59:04,206 - UH, YEAH, THERE'S THIS GUY. - I KNEW IT. 1189 00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:05,774 WHAT'S HE DO? 1190 00:59:05,776 --> 00:59:08,310 HE'S INTO SHOES. 1191 00:59:08,312 --> 00:59:10,780 WELL, LISTEN, I GOTTA GO. 1192 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,881 JEFF, WAIT, THERE'S NO GUY. 1193 00:59:12,883 --> 00:59:16,118 OKAY, WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING, 1194 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:21,557 I MEAN, MAYBE WE COULD GO TOGETHER. 1195 00:59:21,559 --> 00:59:23,125 JUST LIKE THANKSGIVING? 1196 00:59:23,127 --> 00:59:25,327 WE WILL CONTINUE THIS PATHETIC TWISTED FARCE. 1197 00:59:25,329 --> 00:59:27,596 WE'LL PUT ON ANOTHER DASHING PASSIONATE PERFORMANCE 1198 00:59:27,598 --> 00:59:30,299 - AS A PERFECT COUPLE. - SOUNDS GOOD. ON. 1199 00:59:32,802 --> 00:59:37,906 CHLOE, DO YOU, UM... 1200 00:59:37,908 --> 00:59:39,741 YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND, NEVER MIND. 1201 00:59:39,743 --> 00:59:41,677 I'M GONNA HANG UP NOW. OKAY. 1202 00:59:43,346 --> 00:59:45,614 GOD, WOULD IT KILL ME TO TELL HIM I MISS HIM? 1203 00:59:45,616 --> 00:59:47,820 WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT? 1204 00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:49,785 I'M SO LONELY, I JUST WANT SOMETHING TO HUG. 1205 00:59:49,787 --> 00:59:51,286 GET A CAT. 1206 00:59:51,288 --> 00:59:52,888 TRY CRAIGSLIST. 1207 01:00:03,667 --> 01:00:09,137 ♪ THROUGH THE FIELD WE GO LAUGHING ALL THE WAY ♪ 1208 01:00:09,139 --> 01:00:10,872 - HI, YA. - HI, YA. 1209 01:00:10,874 --> 01:00:14,776 WOW, YOU LOOK GREAT. YEAH, GLAD YOU CALLED ME. 1210 01:00:14,778 --> 01:00:16,845 - OH, OH. - OH, MY GOD. 1211 01:00:16,847 --> 01:00:18,313 WHAT ARE YOU... WHAT ARE YOU... WHAT ARE YOU... WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1212 01:00:18,315 --> 01:00:19,982 NOTHING. OBVIOUSLY WHATEVER IT WAS WAS WRONG. 1213 01:00:19,984 --> 01:00:21,350 WAIT, NO, HEY, YOU JUST CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD. 1214 01:00:21,352 --> 01:00:23,185 - IF YOU NEED A HUG. - NO, I'M GOOD. 1215 01:00:23,187 --> 01:00:24,219 - ARE YOU SURE? - YUP. 1216 01:00:30,827 --> 01:00:33,228 - YOU WORKING? - NOPE. 1217 01:00:33,230 --> 01:00:36,632 BUT I HAVE A LOT OF IRONS IN THE FIRE. 1218 01:00:36,634 --> 01:00:39,670 TONS, ACTUALLY. 1219 01:00:39,690 --> 01:00:40,369 YOU'RE BROKE, AREN'T YOU? 1220 01:00:40,371 --> 01:00:42,270 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT? 1221 01:00:42,272 --> 01:00:45,407 LEAP TO RASH, UTTERLY GROUNDLESS CONCLUSIONS ABOUT ME 1222 01:00:45,409 --> 01:00:47,409 THAT HAPPEN TO BE TRUE. 1223 01:00:47,411 --> 01:00:50,450 GOD, I'M SUCH AN IDIOT. 1224 01:00:50,470 --> 01:00:51,747 SUCH A LOOSER. LOW LIFE. 1225 01:00:51,749 --> 01:00:54,149 INEPT, USELESS, PIECE OF CRAP. 1226 01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:57,520 - YOU CAN JUMP IN AT ANYTIME. - YOU'RE NOT A LOSER. 1227 01:00:57,540 --> 01:01:00,220 IT'S JUST WITHOUT ME YOUR LIFE IS SPINNING 1228 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:01,890 TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL. BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1229 01:01:01,892 --> 01:01:04,326 I DO HAVE SOMETHING THAT CAN REVERSE 1230 01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:06,261 YOUR CURRENT TREND. 1231 01:01:06,263 --> 01:01:08,797 JEFF, WE'RE NOT HAVING BREAKUP SEX, LET'S GO. 1232 01:01:08,799 --> 01:01:10,899 ♪ JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS ♪ 1233 01:01:10,901 --> 01:01:13,301 ♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY 1234 01:01:13,303 --> 01:01:15,737 ♪ OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE ♪ 1235 01:01:15,739 --> 01:01:18,740 ♪ IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ♪ 1236 01:01:18,742 --> 01:01:20,709 I'M FEELING A LITTLE GUILTY ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING. 1237 01:01:20,711 --> 01:01:24,312 I REALLY DON'T FEEL RIGHT ABOUT LYING ON CHRISTMAS. 1238 01:01:26,490 --> 01:01:29,718 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST STOP PRETENDING AND... 1239 01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,386 WHAT AND TELL EVERYBODY? 1240 01:01:31,388 --> 01:01:33,121 STUPID? LIKE? WHAT? NO. 1241 01:01:33,123 --> 01:01:37,125 THAT'S INSANE. 1242 01:01:37,127 --> 01:01:39,610 I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING. 1243 01:01:39,630 --> 01:01:41,997 OKAY, LET'S DO IT. HONESTY AND INTEGRITY ALL THE WAY. 1244 01:01:41,999 --> 01:01:43,198 ALL THE WAY. 1245 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,399 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 1246 01:01:44,401 --> 01:01:45,901 - WE CAN DO IT. - WE'VE DONE IT. 1247 01:01:45,903 --> 01:01:47,903 - WE'VE DONE IT. - IT'S DONE. 1248 01:01:47,905 --> 01:01:49,771 - IT'S ALREADY DONE. - WE HAVEN'T DONE IT YET, 1249 01:01:49,773 --> 01:01:51,106 BUT WHEN WE GO INSIDE WE'RE GONNA TELL EVERYBODY 1250 01:01:51,108 --> 01:01:53,375 WE'RE NOT A COUPLE. ON CHRISTMAS. 1251 01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:54,943 - MERRY CHRISTMAS. - MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1252 01:01:54,945 --> 01:01:56,945 - WE'RE NOT TOGETHER. - WE BROKE UP. 1253 01:01:56,947 --> 01:01:59,281 A LONG TIME AGO, BUT WE'VE BEEN PRETENDING THIS WHOLE TIME. 1254 01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:00,315 YEAH. 1255 01:02:00,317 --> 01:02:02,150 YOU READY? 1256 01:02:05,254 --> 01:02:07,489 GIVE ME SOME WINE, SWEETHEART. 1257 01:02:07,491 --> 01:02:09,570 GIVE ME ROOM. 1258 01:02:09,590 --> 01:02:10,959 - HI, NANA. - HI, SWEETHEART. 1259 01:02:10,961 --> 01:02:12,270 - HI. - MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1260 01:02:12,290 --> 01:02:13,795 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1261 01:02:13,797 --> 01:02:16,398 OH, MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHELSEA. CAN I HAVE A KISS, TOO? 1262 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,767 - HI, NANA. - HI, SWEETHEART. 1263 01:02:18,769 --> 01:02:23,171 - NANA, I NEED TO SAY... - OKAY, I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO TELL YOU BOTH. 1264 01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:25,941 WELL, I'M... I'M JUST NOT WELL 1265 01:02:25,943 --> 01:02:27,843 AND I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GOING TO MAKE IT 1266 01:02:27,845 --> 01:02:29,811 - THROUGH TWO MORE YEARS. - NANA, YOU SAY THIS EVERY YEAR. 1267 01:02:29,813 --> 01:02:34,216 NO, NO. I KNOW, BUT THIS IS SOMETHING I REALLY DO FEEL. 1268 01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:39,287 UM, I JUST KNOW THIS IS COMING. 1269 01:02:39,289 --> 01:02:42,324 I JUST DON'T WANT TO GET... 1270 01:02:42,326 --> 01:02:44,526 DRAMATIC. 1271 01:02:44,528 --> 01:02:49,231 - NANA. - NO. 1272 01:02:49,233 --> 01:02:51,299 I HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 1273 01:02:51,301 --> 01:02:54,136 THIS IS CALLED SOMEDAY MONEY, 1274 01:02:54,138 --> 01:02:59,207 AND I DON'T NEED THIS MONEY, BUT SOMEDAY YOU WILL. 1275 01:02:59,209 --> 01:03:00,942 AND I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT. 1276 01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:02,944 - NANA, I... - USE, UH... 1277 01:03:02,946 --> 01:03:04,780 YOU COULD BUY HER A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE. 1278 01:03:04,782 --> 01:03:07,215 - A HOUSE? - WELL, EVERY WOMAN WANTS A HOUSE 1279 01:03:07,217 --> 01:03:09,484 AND A DOG, AND A BABY, 1280 01:03:09,486 --> 01:03:12,354 AND THAT'S WHAT BRINGS YOU TWO TOGETHER MORE. 1281 01:03:12,356 --> 01:03:14,356 - BUT, NANA, I... I CAN'T... - PLEASE, PLEASE. 1282 01:03:14,358 --> 01:03:16,191 - I CAN'T TAKE IT. - PLEASE. YES, YOU CAN. 1283 01:03:16,193 --> 01:03:18,193 I HID IT FROM BERNARD, 1284 01:03:18,195 --> 01:03:22,898 THAT G.D. SON OF A... 1285 01:03:22,900 --> 01:03:26,201 WHEN I SEE HIM, I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASS TO THE CURB. 1286 01:03:26,203 --> 01:03:29,137 THIS IS FOR YOU TO MAKE ME HAPPY 1287 01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:31,573 AND TO GIVE ME THE PEACE I NEED. 1288 01:03:31,575 --> 01:03:36,444 - NANA, I... - PROMISE ME THAT YOU'LL BOTH STAY TOGETHER FOREVER. 1289 01:03:36,446 --> 01:03:39,114 - LOOK, WE HAVE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. - I KNOW. 1290 01:03:39,116 --> 01:03:42,500 - WELL, WHAT... SHE GAVE US CASH. - I SAW THAT. 1291 01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:43,385 IT LOOKS LIKE SHE ROBBED A BANK. 1292 01:03:43,387 --> 01:03:45,520 LET'S JUST... WE'LL TELL HER NOW. 1293 01:03:45,522 --> 01:03:47,880 - YOUR MOM'S COMING. LET'S TELL HER NOW. - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 1294 01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:48,423 - HI. - HI, MOM. 1295 01:03:48,425 --> 01:03:50,358 - OH, MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1296 01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,160 - HI. - CHLOE. 1297 01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:55,163 - OH, YOU ARE SO, SO LOVELY. - THANK YOU. 1298 01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:56,264 - OH, LISTEN... - MM-HMM, YEAH. 1299 01:03:56,266 --> 01:03:57,966 - LISTEN TO ME. - OH. 1300 01:03:57,968 --> 01:03:59,901 WE HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 1301 01:03:59,903 --> 01:04:01,369 OH, WHAT'S THIS? 1302 01:04:01,371 --> 01:04:04,439 - THIS IS THE KEY TO OUR FAMILY. - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1303 01:04:04,441 --> 01:04:06,908 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I KNOW THAT CLARK 1304 01:04:06,910 --> 01:04:09,100 HAS A WAY OF LOCKING PEOPLE OUT, 1305 01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:10,912 BUT HE PICKED THIS OUT ESPECIALLY, SO... 1306 01:04:10,914 --> 01:04:12,314 LOOK. 1307 01:04:12,316 --> 01:04:15,383 - WOW, THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 1308 01:04:15,385 --> 01:04:19,521 NOW, MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHEN DO WE GET TO SEE THE LITTLE LOVE NEST? 1309 01:04:19,523 --> 01:04:22,570 MOM, I... I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE WE'RE JUST... 1310 01:04:22,590 --> 01:04:24,492 WE'RE BUSY... SWAMPED, WHAT WITH, YOU KNOW, 1311 01:04:24,494 --> 01:04:27,863 GIFTS, AND CHLOE'S NEW JOB. 1312 01:04:27,865 --> 01:04:29,970 WHAT? 1313 01:04:29,990 --> 01:04:31,166 OH, YOU HAVE A NEW JOB? HOW WONDERFUL. 1314 01:04:31,168 --> 01:04:34,436 - WHAT IS IT? - OH, IT'S KIDS. 1315 01:04:34,438 --> 01:04:36,710 WORKING WITH KIDS. KINDERGARTEN. 1316 01:04:36,730 --> 01:04:38,106 YUP, IT'S A PERFECT FIT FOR HER. 1317 01:04:38,108 --> 01:04:40,750 SHE'S ACTUALLY ENROLLED. 1318 01:04:40,770 --> 01:04:43,245 JEFF, STOP THAT. SO, WHAT, YOU'RE TEACHING? 1319 01:04:43,247 --> 01:04:45,480 NO, I'M ACTUALLY A TEACHER'S ASSISTANT. 1320 01:04:45,482 --> 01:04:48,490 BUT I AM GOING TO SCHOOL FOR A TEACHING DEGREE. 1321 01:04:48,510 --> 01:04:50,418 WELL, YOU MUST BE SO PROUD. 1322 01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:53,922 YOU DO HAVE THAT SHEEN OF ACCOMPLISHMENT ABOUT YOU, DON'T YOU? 1323 01:04:53,924 --> 01:04:56,191 - OH. - THANK YOU. 1324 01:04:56,193 --> 01:04:58,930 GIVE ME A MINUTE, I GOTTA GO TALK TO DAD. 1325 01:04:58,950 --> 01:05:00,629 YEAH. 1326 01:05:00,631 --> 01:05:02,964 I CAN'T KEEP THIS. I FEEL WAY TOO GUILTY. 1327 01:05:02,966 --> 01:05:05,533 YEAH, SO MUCH FOR THE HONESTY AND INTEGRITY THING, RIGHT? 1328 01:05:05,535 --> 01:05:07,269 YOU DIDN'T JUMP IN. 1329 01:05:07,271 --> 01:05:09,104 WHATEVER. 1330 01:05:09,106 --> 01:05:10,538 THE KINDERGARTEN TEACHING THING, 1331 01:05:10,540 --> 01:05:12,407 THAT WAS A SMOOTH MOVE. 1332 01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:14,476 JUST SOMETHING I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT FOR A WHILE. 1333 01:05:14,478 --> 01:05:15,977 - YEAH? - OH, GREAT. INCOMING. 1334 01:05:15,979 --> 01:05:17,579 - HEY. - HI. 1335 01:05:17,581 --> 01:05:20,181 SO WHAT'S UP... WHAT'S UP WITH EBENEZER BACK THERE? 1336 01:05:20,183 --> 01:05:25,420 OH, YOUR FATHER, HE'S BEEN IN SUCH A FOUL MOOD. 1337 01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:27,656 WELL, YOU REMEMBER WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT AT THANKSGIVING? 1338 01:05:27,658 --> 01:05:29,157 - YEAH. - REMEMBER THAT? 1339 01:05:29,159 --> 01:05:31,259 - NO. - WHAT? 1340 01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:33,395 OH, CERTAINLY YOU TOLD CHLOE. 1341 01:05:33,397 --> 01:05:35,163 JEFF'S NOT MUCH OF A SHARER. 1342 01:05:35,165 --> 01:05:36,965 BOYS. 1343 01:05:36,967 --> 01:05:39,668 ALL RIGHT, SO JEFF'S FATHER WAS GOING ON AND ON 1344 01:05:39,670 --> 01:05:42,370 ABOUT AN OPEN MARRIAGE, 1345 01:05:42,390 --> 01:05:44,973 AND, WELL, NATURALLY, I WAS... I WAS CRUSHED, 1346 01:05:44,975 --> 01:05:47,208 BUT, I GAVE IN, 1347 01:05:47,210 --> 01:05:51,413 AND THERE'S THIS YOUNG MAN AT THE CLUB, FERNANDO, 1348 01:05:51,415 --> 01:05:53,415 THE TENNIS PRO, 1349 01:05:53,417 --> 01:05:56,718 AND HE'S SUCH A... HE'S SUCH A LARGE MAN, YOU KNOW? 1350 01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:59,540 AND, WELL, FRANKLY, I HAD FORGOTTEN 1351 01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:01,323 HOW INCREDIBLY INTENSE SEX COULD BE. 1352 01:06:01,325 --> 01:06:05,226 IT'S LIKE BIKRAM YOGA. I'VE NEVER SWEAT SO MUCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 1353 01:06:05,228 --> 01:06:07,362 MOM, PLEASE. I'M BEGGING YOU, 1354 01:06:07,364 --> 01:06:08,997 - DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE. - OH, POOH. 1355 01:06:08,999 --> 01:06:12,600 - I'M GONNA GO SEE MY PARENTS. - OKAY. 1356 01:06:12,602 --> 01:06:16,671 IT'S REALLY SORT OF DYNAMIC FOR HIM, YOU KNOW? 1357 01:06:16,673 --> 01:06:19,507 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS ON CHRISTMAS? 1358 01:06:19,509 --> 01:06:22,430 - I DON'T KNOW WHY WE NEED A DANCER. - BECAUSE YOU PROMISED ME. 1359 01:06:22,450 --> 01:06:23,111 - YOU SAID IT WAS THE ONE THING... - HEY. 1360 01:06:23,113 --> 01:06:24,446 - HEY. - OH, HI, HONEY. 1361 01:06:24,448 --> 01:06:26,748 YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE A COUPLE OF GRINCHES. 1362 01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:29,551 - WHO DIED? - NOBODY DIED. WE'RE FINE. 1363 01:06:29,553 --> 01:06:31,386 - MERRY CHRISTMAS, HONEY. - MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1364 01:06:31,388 --> 01:06:33,388 - MERRY CHRISTMAS. - YOU HAVE SUCH A SWEET BOYFRIEND. 1365 01:06:33,390 --> 01:06:36,591 - YOU'VE REALLY DONE WELL FOR YOURSELF. - UH, YEAH, SURE. 1366 01:06:36,593 --> 01:06:40,729 ♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪ 1367 01:06:40,731 --> 01:06:42,464 ♪ OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE ♪ 1368 01:06:42,466 --> 01:06:43,999 ♪ IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ♪ 1369 01:06:44,100 --> 01:06:46,601 - HI. - HELLO. 1370 01:06:46,603 --> 01:06:49,104 - CHRISTMAS HUG? - OH, YES. 1371 01:06:51,407 --> 01:06:53,408 - OH. - MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU. 1372 01:06:53,410 --> 01:06:55,760 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1373 01:06:59,215 --> 01:07:02,384 HELLO, AGAIN. 1374 01:07:02,386 --> 01:07:04,452 - EXCUSE ME? - OH. 1375 01:07:06,722 --> 01:07:10,392 OH, IT'S YOU. 1376 01:07:10,394 --> 01:07:11,459 YOU TALK. 1377 01:07:11,461 --> 01:07:13,461 YES, UNFORTUNATELY. 1378 01:07:13,463 --> 01:07:14,763 SOMETIMES I GET A LITTLE NERVOUS 1379 01:07:14,765 --> 01:07:16,664 WHEN I'M AROUND BEAUTIFUL GIRLS 1380 01:07:16,666 --> 01:07:18,400 AND I TEND TO JIBBER JABBER 1381 01:07:18,402 --> 01:07:20,468 AND PUT MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH. 1382 01:07:20,470 --> 01:07:22,804 SOMETIMES BOTH FEET. 1383 01:07:22,806 --> 01:07:25,607 YEAH, I'M ACTUALLY REALLY FLEXIBLE. 1384 01:07:25,609 --> 01:07:28,430 I... WHEN I WAS A KID I PUT MY TOES IN MY MOUTH 1385 01:07:28,450 --> 01:07:30,245 AND I WOULD SUCK ON... SHIT. 1386 01:07:30,247 --> 01:07:32,470 YOU USED TO SUCK ON SHIT? 1387 01:07:32,490 --> 01:07:33,782 MY TOES, NOT SHIT. 1388 01:07:33,784 --> 01:07:37,485 I'M SORRY, IT WAS GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN. 1389 01:07:37,487 --> 01:07:39,721 OH, NO, DON'T GO. 1390 01:07:39,723 --> 01:07:42,290 YOU'RE JUST OPENING UP AND SHARING. 1391 01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:44,259 AND BEING HONEST. IT'S NICE. 1392 01:07:44,261 --> 01:07:48,363 SO THE SCARY TOE-SUCKING GUY DIDN'T SCARE YOU AWAY? 1393 01:07:48,365 --> 01:07:50,765 NOT IF YOU KEEP YOUR SHOES ON. 1394 01:07:50,767 --> 01:07:53,368 SO, YOU CAME WITH KELLY? 1395 01:07:53,370 --> 01:07:54,636 SHE DIDN'T WANT TO COME ALONE. 1396 01:07:54,638 --> 01:07:56,137 BRIAN DUMPED HER. 1397 01:07:56,139 --> 01:07:57,739 - OH. - HELL OF A THING. 1398 01:07:57,741 --> 01:07:59,174 ESPECIALLY RIGHT BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS. 1399 01:07:59,176 --> 01:08:01,509 - WHO DOES THAT? - OH. 1400 01:08:01,511 --> 01:08:03,611 - SHE'S CRYING A LOT. - YEAH, SHOULD WE GO CHECK ON HER? 1401 01:08:03,613 --> 01:08:06,781 NO, I DON'T WANNA ENJOY THIS. 1402 01:08:06,783 --> 01:08:08,450 OKAY. 1403 01:08:12,488 --> 01:08:14,489 - KELLY. - GUYS. 1404 01:08:14,491 --> 01:08:16,391 - HEY, CUPCAKE, THERE YOU ARE. - WHAT'S WRONG. 1405 01:08:21,297 --> 01:08:22,864 BRIAN. 1406 01:08:22,866 --> 01:08:25,800 MARCIE. 1407 01:08:25,802 --> 01:08:29,504 SHE GOT HER MASTERS. I GOT MY MBA. 1408 01:08:29,506 --> 01:08:32,107 - MY MBA! - THAT BASTARD, 1409 01:08:32,109 --> 01:08:33,842 AND RIGHT BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS. 1410 01:08:33,844 --> 01:08:37,879 OH, YOU GUYS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT YOU. 1411 01:08:37,881 --> 01:08:40,849 I MEAN, REALLY. 1412 01:08:40,851 --> 01:08:43,718 WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? 1413 01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:47,255 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. COME GIVE ME A HUG. 1414 01:08:47,257 --> 01:08:49,657 OH, OKAY. 1415 01:08:49,659 --> 01:08:51,359 IT'S OKAY. 1416 01:08:53,796 --> 01:08:55,864 YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. 1417 01:08:55,866 --> 01:08:58,233 YOU ARE, YOU ARE A GOOD, GOOD MAN. 1418 01:08:59,802 --> 01:09:02,470 - THANK YOU. - I'M GONNA GO FRESHEN UP. 1419 01:09:05,474 --> 01:09:10,245 - I'M GONNA GO TAKE CARE OF HER. - OKAY. 1420 01:09:10,247 --> 01:09:13,281 - WHAT WAS THAT? - WHAT WAS WHAT? 1421 01:09:13,283 --> 01:09:14,649 SHE WAS PRACTICALLY DRY HUMPING YOU. 1422 01:09:14,651 --> 01:09:16,618 AND THAT WOULD BOTHER YOU BECAUSE...? 1423 01:09:16,620 --> 01:09:18,753 YOU ARE... NOT MY PROBLEM MAKING A SPECTACLE OF YOURSELF. 1424 01:09:18,755 --> 01:09:19,787 GO AHEAD. 1425 01:09:19,789 --> 01:09:21,356 HUMP AWAY. 1426 01:09:21,358 --> 01:09:22,524 - THANKS. - HAVE FUN. 1427 01:09:22,526 --> 01:09:24,359 THANKS. 1428 01:09:31,367 --> 01:09:33,568 - HI, NANA. - HI, CHELSEA. 1429 01:09:33,570 --> 01:09:35,603 - OH, WHO'S YOUR FRIEND? - THIS IS KELLY. 1430 01:09:35,605 --> 01:09:36,905 OH. 1431 01:09:39,408 --> 01:09:40,875 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU TWO? 1432 01:09:40,877 --> 01:09:42,710 I MEAN, REALLY? 1433 01:09:42,712 --> 01:09:46,581 I'M NOT SURE WHY YOU KEEP BANGING THAT DRUM, KELLY. 1434 01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:48,683 - JEFF AND I ARE FINE. - RIGHT. 1435 01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:50,952 SO, THAT'S WHY HE'S BEEN SITTING OVER THERE 1436 01:09:50,954 --> 01:09:53,188 WAITING UNDER THE MISTLETOE FOR SOMEONE TO SUCK HIS LIPS OFF? 1437 01:09:53,190 --> 01:09:56,457 OH, HE'S FINE. HE'S A LONE WOLF. 1438 01:09:56,459 --> 01:09:59,260 NO, WHAT? FINE, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT, THEN I WILL. 1439 01:09:59,262 --> 01:10:02,230 NO, OKAY, GOD, COULD YOU BE MORE ANNOYING? 1440 01:10:14,777 --> 01:10:18,413 YOU HAVEN'T KISSED ME LIKE THAT IN FOREVER. 1441 01:10:18,415 --> 01:10:20,515 I WAS MERELY PRESERVING THE FACADE. 1442 01:10:20,517 --> 01:10:22,483 IT WAS AN ACT FOR DETECTIVE KELLY. 1443 01:10:22,485 --> 01:10:23,918 YOU LIKED THIS KISS, DIDN'T YOU? 1444 01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,920 EH. 1445 01:10:25,922 --> 01:10:29,824 IT WAS A PERFECTLY APPROPRIATE KISS 1446 01:10:29,826 --> 01:10:32,427 BETWEEN TWO INCOMPATIBLE ADULTS. 1447 01:10:32,429 --> 01:10:36,531 IT'S ALL MY TRAGICALLY THIN, LITTLE LIPS HAVE TO OFFER. 1448 01:10:36,533 --> 01:10:42,370 WELL, I THINK YOUR LIPS ARE THE BEST I'VE EVER MET. 1449 01:10:44,506 --> 01:10:45,707 REALLY? 1450 01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:50,645 I SWEAR TO GOD. 1451 01:10:50,647 --> 01:10:52,413 I FELT LIKE THIS STIRRING IN MY LOINS. YOU WANNA FEEL IT? 1452 01:10:52,415 --> 01:10:54,415 AH, THANKS FOR THE OFFER, BUT NO THANKS. 1453 01:10:54,417 --> 01:10:56,684 YOU CAN TELL YOUR LOINS TO FORGET IT. 1454 01:10:56,686 --> 01:10:58,486 I'M GONNA TURN THE OTHER WAY NOW. 1455 01:11:03,993 --> 01:11:05,560 YOU GO FIRST. 1456 01:11:09,765 --> 01:11:12,367 A JUGGLING KIT? YOU BRAT. 1457 01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:18,840 "BUILDING YOUR DREAM HOUSE." 1458 01:11:21,543 --> 01:11:25,460 THIS IS, UH, SO GROWN UP OF YOU. 1459 01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:28,683 I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING SILLY. 1460 01:11:28,685 --> 01:11:30,318 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1461 01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:31,552 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1462 01:11:31,554 --> 01:11:33,821 WHEN YOU TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR HEARTBREAK 1463 01:11:33,823 --> 01:11:37,325 AND I PRETENDED LIKE I DIDN'T HAVE ONE? 1464 01:11:37,327 --> 01:11:38,726 WELL, I DID. 1465 01:11:40,529 --> 01:11:42,930 GINNY. 1466 01:11:42,932 --> 01:11:44,832 I WANTED TO MARRY HER. 1467 01:11:48,300 --> 01:11:51,372 I PUT AN ENGAGEMENT RING ON HER FINGER, 1468 01:11:51,374 --> 01:11:54,542 BUT IT GOT STUCK, SO SHE CUT IT OFF 1469 01:11:54,544 --> 01:11:56,711 AND MAILED IT BACK TO ME IN PIECES. 1470 01:11:56,713 --> 01:11:59,314 I'M SORRY, I... I SHOULDN'T HAVE DUMPED ON YOU. 1471 01:11:59,316 --> 01:12:00,548 NO. 1472 01:12:01,617 --> 01:12:03,918 I'M GLAD YOU TOLD ME. 1473 01:12:13,620 --> 01:12:15,730 HEY, YOU. 1474 01:12:15,732 --> 01:12:17,310 - YOU. - YOU. 1475 01:12:17,330 --> 01:12:19,901 - YOU. - YOU. 1476 01:12:19,903 --> 01:12:21,903 - GOOD NIGHT. - MMM. 1477 01:12:26,375 --> 01:12:30,912 YOU KNOW, NEW YEAR'S EVE IS SNEAKING UP ON US. 1478 01:12:30,914 --> 01:12:33,470 AND I DON'T WANT TO BE HOME ALONE. 1479 01:12:33,490 --> 01:12:34,782 NEITHER DO I. 1480 01:12:34,784 --> 01:12:38,386 MAYBE WE COULD GO TO PETER'S SOIREE TOGETHER? 1481 01:12:38,388 --> 01:12:40,922 YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S... 1482 01:12:40,924 --> 01:12:43,624 I MEAN, WHO WANTS TO SPEND NEW YEAR'S EVE ALONE, RIGHT? 1483 01:12:44,727 --> 01:12:48,363 - OKAY. - OKAY. 1484 01:12:48,365 --> 01:12:49,897 - READ UP. - YEAH. 1485 01:12:58,374 --> 01:13:02,900 I AM THE DELIBERATE CREATOR OF MY LIFE. 1486 01:13:02,110 --> 01:13:04,780 I CAN BE SERIOUS. 1487 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:06,681 SERIOUSLY, TRUST ME. 1488 01:13:08,830 --> 01:13:09,851 I TRUST YOU, CHLOE. 1489 01:13:09,853 --> 01:13:12,387 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME. 1490 01:13:12,389 --> 01:13:14,122 YOU'LL CATCH ME. 1491 01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:21,429 WHY DIDN'T YOU CATCH ME? I TRUSTED YOU. 1492 01:13:21,431 --> 01:13:23,731 JEFF? 1493 01:13:26,568 --> 01:13:28,136 OH. 1494 01:13:28,138 --> 01:13:29,670 HI, DAD. 1495 01:13:29,672 --> 01:13:31,406 LISTEN, YOUR MOM IS VERY UPSET. 1496 01:13:31,408 --> 01:13:35,900 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT BEFORE SHE DID. 1497 01:13:35,110 --> 01:13:38,120 UH... 1498 01:13:38,140 --> 01:13:39,881 I DON'T WANT TO REMODEL THE HOUSE. 1499 01:13:39,883 --> 01:13:41,149 WHY NOT? 1500 01:13:41,151 --> 01:13:43,170 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THE HOUSE. 1501 01:13:43,190 --> 01:13:44,986 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - WELL, I... 1502 01:13:44,988 --> 01:13:48,923 OH, DAMN, SHE'S HOME EARLY. 1503 01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:51,526 HE WANTS TO SELL THE HOUSE. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 1504 01:13:51,528 --> 01:13:54,462 AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, SELL OUR HOME, OUR HOUSE. 1505 01:13:54,464 --> 01:13:56,931 IT'S NOT A HOUSE, IT'S AN $800,000 ALBATROSS. 1506 01:13:56,933 --> 01:13:58,966 IF I DON'T EVER CHANGE ANOTHER SPRINKLER HEAD 1507 01:13:58,968 --> 01:14:00,601 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, I'LL BE VERY HAPPY. 1508 01:14:00,603 --> 01:14:02,970 AND IF I NEVER STEP FOOT IN A HOME DEPOT AGAIN, 1509 01:14:02,972 --> 01:14:05,440 I WILL CONSIDER THE REST OF MY LIFE A GRAND SUCCESS. 1510 01:14:05,442 --> 01:14:08,900 OH, PLEASE, WE CAN HIRE PEOPLE TO DO THAT. 1511 01:14:08,110 --> 01:14:10,645 I DON'T WANT TO HIRE ANYONE TO DO ANYTHING MORE TO THIS HOUSE. 1512 01:14:10,647 --> 01:14:14,150 YOU SEE, THIS IS WHAT I WANTED TO SHARE WITH YOU, SWEETHEART. 1513 01:14:14,170 --> 01:14:15,550 YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE TAKING VACATIONS. 1514 01:14:15,552 --> 01:14:17,180 THAT'S GREAT. WAIT! 1515 01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:18,920 - VACATIONS? - SEPARATE. 1516 01:14:18,922 --> 01:14:21,155 OH, I AGREED TO A VACATION. 1517 01:14:21,157 --> 01:14:22,890 GIVE HIM TIME TO CLEAR HIS MUDDLED BRAIN. 1518 01:14:22,892 --> 01:14:24,826 BUT IT TURNS OUT OUR IDEAS OF VACATIONS 1519 01:14:24,828 --> 01:14:26,694 ARE COMPLETELY OPPOSITE. 1520 01:14:26,696 --> 01:14:29,630 I BOOKED A SPECTACULAR CRUISE WHERE EVERYTHING WAS PLANNED 1521 01:14:29,632 --> 01:14:31,666 DOWN TO THE LAST LITTLE ICE SCULPTURE WAS GOING TO BE... 1522 01:14:31,668 --> 01:14:33,568 GORGING OURSELVES ON A FLOATING HOTEL, 1523 01:14:33,570 --> 01:14:35,136 SUFFERING THROUGH HIDEOUS DINNER THEATER 1524 01:14:35,138 --> 01:14:37,710 WITH PEOPLE YOU HAVE TO PRETEND YOU LIKE. 1525 01:14:37,730 --> 01:14:39,574 - I'D RATHER JUMP OFF A BRIDGE. - JUMP. 1526 01:14:39,576 --> 01:14:41,750 JUMP NOW. JUMP OFF THE LEDGE. 1527 01:14:41,770 --> 01:14:43,770 I AM FLYING TO ROME. THAT'S IT. 1528 01:14:43,790 --> 01:14:46,814 I'M FLYING TO ROME. I'M GOING TO RENT A CAR AND JUST DRIVE. 1529 01:14:46,816 --> 01:14:48,950 SEE WHERE THE WIND TAKES ME. FREE. 1530 01:14:48,952 --> 01:14:51,486 SO THERE YOU HAVE IT. WE WANTED YOU TO KNOW. 1531 01:14:51,488 --> 01:14:53,221 YOUR FATHER'S LOST HIS MIND. THINKS HE'S A BIRD. 1532 01:14:53,223 --> 01:14:54,689 AND DAMN PROUD OF IT. 1533 01:14:54,691 --> 01:14:57,492 BY THE WAY, SWEETHEART, HOW'S JEFF? 1534 01:14:57,494 --> 01:15:00,528 OH, UH, HE'S... 1535 01:15:00,530 --> 01:15:02,897 OH, MY, GOD, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME 1536 01:15:02,899 --> 01:15:04,665 YOU SOMEHOW MANAGED TO LOSE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAP... 1537 01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:06,701 JEFF'S SUPER. HE'S GREAT, OKAY? 1538 01:15:06,703 --> 01:15:09,136 YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT US. WE'RE FINE. 1539 01:15:09,138 --> 01:15:10,738 FABULOUS. 1540 01:15:10,740 --> 01:15:13,174 HONEY, WHY ARE YOU CRYING? 1541 01:15:13,176 --> 01:15:14,909 TEARS OF JOY. 1542 01:15:14,911 --> 01:15:16,544 OH, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE. 1543 01:15:16,546 --> 01:15:19,547 I'M OUT. JUMP, DUMP, DRIVE... WHO CARES? 1544 01:15:26,989 --> 01:15:28,220 OH, HEY, JEFF. 1545 01:15:28,240 --> 01:15:29,156 HI, JEFF. 1546 01:15:29,158 --> 01:15:30,558 HEY, JEFF. 1547 01:15:32,996 --> 01:15:35,960 MAYBE DON'T WINK. OKAY, DON'T DO THAT. 1548 01:15:35,980 --> 01:15:37,698 OKAY. HEY, JEFF. 1549 01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:39,667 JEFF. 1550 01:15:39,669 --> 01:15:43,538 I'M WEARING THAT LITTLE BLACK DRESS YOU BOUGHT ME. 1551 01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:46,908 HELLO, SISTA. 1552 01:15:46,910 --> 01:15:48,943 HOW ARE YA? 1553 01:15:50,279 --> 01:15:51,646 WHAT? 1554 01:15:57,530 --> 01:16:00,788 - DAD! ARE YOU OKAY? - I'M FINE. I'M FINE. 1555 01:16:00,790 --> 01:16:02,156 HONEY, IT WAS JUST PRECAUTIONARY. 1556 01:16:02,158 --> 01:16:03,224 YOU SAID CHEST PAINS. 1557 01:16:03,226 --> 01:16:04,959 HIS EKG IS NORMAL. 1558 01:16:04,961 --> 01:16:07,595 THE DOCTOR'S THINK IT WAS JUST A PANIC ATTACK. 1559 01:16:07,597 --> 01:16:09,230 I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LOSE YOU. 1560 01:16:09,232 --> 01:16:11,732 - I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOU. - YOU'RE NOT GONNA LOSE ME. 1561 01:16:11,734 --> 01:16:14,168 I'M FINE. I'M FINE, SWEETHEART. 1562 01:16:14,170 --> 01:16:15,570 - I PROMISE. - OKAY. 1563 01:16:15,572 --> 01:16:16,737 - LET'S GO, DEAR. - YEAH. 1564 01:16:16,739 --> 01:16:18,720 BUT LISTEN, YOUR MOTHER AND I 1565 01:16:18,740 --> 01:16:23,344 ARE STILL GOING TO GO ON A LONG CRUISE. 1566 01:16:23,346 --> 01:16:28,490 WELL, I'M NOT ENTIRELY OPPOSED TO FLYING TO ROME AND RENTING A CAR. 1567 01:16:28,510 --> 01:16:30,952 BUT I WANT RESERVATIONS FOR AT LEAST THE FIRST FEW NIGHTS. 1568 01:16:30,954 --> 01:16:32,853 SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO GET MY WAY? 1569 01:16:32,855 --> 01:16:36,824 CHLOE, I KNOW I'VE BEEN ROUGH ON YOU. 1570 01:16:36,826 --> 01:16:39,193 WAY TOO ROUGH. 1571 01:16:39,195 --> 01:16:40,795 IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 1572 01:16:40,797 --> 01:16:42,897 I ALWAYS WANTED SO MUCH FOR YOU. 1573 01:16:42,899 --> 01:16:46,233 I GUESS I KNEW THAT, BUT IT'S REALLY NICE TO HEAR YOU SAY IT. 1574 01:16:46,235 --> 01:16:48,369 DAD, PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 1575 01:16:48,371 --> 01:16:52,390 - HEY, I'M GETTING OLDER, BUT I'VE GOT YOU THREE. - YOU SURE DO. 1576 01:16:52,410 --> 01:16:54,275 YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY TONIGHT. YOU GOING OUT ON A DATE? 1577 01:16:54,277 --> 01:16:56,377 YOU GOING TO A PARTY? YOU'RE GOING TO A PARTY, RIGHT? 1578 01:16:56,379 --> 01:16:58,120 - GO ON, GO, GO. - GO, HONEY. 1579 01:16:58,140 --> 01:16:59,814 NO, I'M NOT... I'M NOT LEAVING YOU. 1580 01:16:59,816 --> 01:17:01,849 I'M GONNA STAY HERE AND I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOU. 1581 01:17:01,851 --> 01:17:06,253 GO. GO LIVE THE LIFE I NO LONGER HAVE, OKAY? 1582 01:17:06,255 --> 01:17:07,955 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. I LOVE YOU. 1583 01:17:07,957 --> 01:17:11,250 - I LOVE YOU, TOO. - OH, WE LOVE YOU, BABY. 1584 01:17:11,270 --> 01:17:12,660 - OKAY, MOM. - GO. 1585 01:17:12,662 --> 01:17:13,894 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. 1586 01:17:13,896 --> 01:17:16,630 HAVE FUN. 1587 01:17:16,650 --> 01:17:20,670 ♪ THERE'S A PART OF ME THAT WANTS TO LET GO ♪ 1588 01:17:20,690 --> 01:17:23,404 ♪ RUN AWAY FROM EVERYTHING THAT I KNOW ♪ 1589 01:17:23,406 --> 01:17:27,208 ♪ GETTING READY, PUTTING ON MY NEW SHOES ♪ 1590 01:17:27,210 --> 01:17:29,176 ♪ NEW DRESS, NEW FACE... 1591 01:17:31,460 --> 01:17:35,490 ♪ WE WILL MAKE A NIGHT THAT WE'LL REMEMBER ♪ 1592 01:17:35,510 --> 01:17:38,419 ♪ PARTY LIKE WE'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER ♪ 1593 01:17:38,421 --> 01:17:42,189 ♪ FAVORITE SONG IS BLASTING THROUGH THE STEREO ♪ 1594 01:17:42,191 --> 01:17:44,759 ♪ CALLS YOU, LET'S GO 1595 01:17:44,761 --> 01:17:46,961 - ♪ I'M LIVING THE LIFE - HAVE YOU SEEN JEFF? 1596 01:17:46,963 --> 01:17:50,970 NO, BUT HAVE YOU SEEN ME DANCE? 1597 01:17:50,990 --> 01:17:53,000 HEY, FINALLY BROKE UP WITH THAT BITCH. 1598 01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:54,735 - HELLO. - HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN JEFF? 1599 01:17:54,737 --> 01:17:56,871 NO. 1600 01:17:56,873 --> 01:17:58,773 CHLOE! IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT. 1601 01:17:58,775 --> 01:18:01,842 DO YOU... DO YOU WANNA... 1602 01:18:01,844 --> 01:18:04,812 I'LL PUKE ON YOU. 1603 01:18:04,814 --> 01:18:07,281 CHLOE, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1604 01:18:07,283 --> 01:18:08,849 OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 1605 01:18:08,851 --> 01:18:10,510 YOU'RE SWEET. WHAT IS... 1606 01:18:10,530 --> 01:18:11,285 - HAVE YOU SEEN JEFF? - JEFF GOLDBLUM? 1607 01:18:11,287 --> 01:18:13,788 CHLOE, I JUST THREW UP SPAGHETTI. 1608 01:18:13,790 --> 01:18:15,220 - WHAT? OKAY. - WAIT WAIT! WAIT! 1609 01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:17,825 - I DIDN'T EAT SPAGHETTI. - OH, GOD. 1610 01:18:17,827 --> 01:18:19,393 CHECK IT OUT. 1611 01:18:19,395 --> 01:18:20,828 DID YOU EVER SEE THESE BEFORE? IT'S CRAZY. 1612 01:18:20,830 --> 01:18:25,766 FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE! 1613 01:18:33,408 --> 01:18:35,743 HAPPY NEW YEAR, JEFF. 1614 01:18:35,745 --> 01:18:37,411 YEAH. HAPPY NEW YEAR. 1615 01:18:44,252 --> 01:18:46,387 I'M THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD. 1616 01:18:46,389 --> 01:18:49,323 AND TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 1617 01:18:52,227 --> 01:18:56,297 ♪ GIVE ME YOUR INSIGHTS, OH, GIBBOUS MOON ♪ 1618 01:18:56,299 --> 01:19:00,134 ♪ I NEED YOUR HELP TONIGHT 1619 01:19:00,136 --> 01:19:04,939 ♪ I GOT A HUNCH YOU KNOW JUST WHERE YOU'RE HEADING ♪ 1620 01:19:08,243 --> 01:19:12,379 ♪ SAY YOU'LL BE BACK BY HERE, AND SOON ♪ 1621 01:19:12,381 --> 01:19:15,490 ♪ BATHING ME IN YOUR LIGHT 1622 01:19:15,510 --> 01:19:16,817 YOUR FATHER HAS DECIDED 1623 01:19:16,819 --> 01:19:18,219 HE WANTS A CLOSED MARRIAGE. 1624 01:19:18,221 --> 01:19:20,540 WELL, HOW ABOUT YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1625 01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:23,924 ME? I'D LIKE A FEW MORE TENNIS LESSONS, 1626 01:19:23,926 --> 01:19:26,227 BUT I SHALL ABSTAIN. 1627 01:19:26,229 --> 01:19:28,262 - HI, MOM. - HI, SWEETIE. 1628 01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:29,764 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, 1629 01:19:29,766 --> 01:19:31,432 BUT WE'VE BEEN DRIVING IN ITALY. 1630 01:19:31,434 --> 01:19:34,340 GOING FROM TOWN TO TOWN, STAYING IN THE MOST DARLING PLACES. 1631 01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:36,871 AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, JEFFY? HAVE YOU TALKED TO CHLOE? 1632 01:19:36,873 --> 01:19:40,700 YES, SHE'S, UM, GREAT. 1633 01:19:40,900 --> 01:19:41,809 YEAH, LOOK, MOM, I GOTTA GO. 1634 01:19:43,780 --> 01:19:44,545 OKAY, BYE-BYE. 1635 01:19:50,860 --> 01:19:52,820 YOUR FATHER'S BEEN VERY HORNY. 1636 01:19:52,822 --> 01:19:55,122 OH, MY GOD, WE'VE HAD SO MUCH SEX I CAN BARELY WALK. 1637 01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:57,792 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, MOM. GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT. 1638 01:19:57,794 --> 01:20:00,528 GREAT, GREAT, GREAT. DO NOT NEED TO HEAR ANY OF THAT. 1639 01:20:00,530 --> 01:20:02,863 HONEY, PUT SOME PANTS ON. 1640 01:20:02,865 --> 01:20:05,399 I'M SORRY, YOUR FATHER, UM, WE DON'T KNOW, SWEETIE, 1641 01:20:05,401 --> 01:20:08,836 BUT IT'S BEAUTIFUL. WE ARE HAVING THE BEST TIME. WE DON'T EVEN CARE. 1642 01:20:08,838 --> 01:20:12,600 HOW ARE YOU SWEETHEART? HAVE YOU HEARD FROM JEFF? 1643 01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:13,908 NO, NOT AT ALL. 1644 01:20:13,910 --> 01:20:15,376 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY I BROUGHT IT UP. 1645 01:20:15,378 --> 01:20:18,212 IT'S OKAY. HAVE FUN IN ITALY. 1646 01:20:18,214 --> 01:20:22,283 - I CAN BARELY WALK, BUT... - YOU SAID THAT ALREADY. 1647 01:20:22,285 --> 01:20:25,119 - OKAY, I'M HANGING UP NOW. - BYE, SWEETHEART. 1648 01:20:25,121 --> 01:20:26,587 YOU MIGHT COME HOME WITH A LITTLE BROTHER. 1649 01:20:26,589 --> 01:20:29,390 NO, STOP. OKAY, I'M HANGING UP, BYE. 1650 01:20:29,392 --> 01:20:35,296 ♪ THERE IS SOMETHING 1651 01:20:35,298 --> 01:20:37,398 ♪ ABOUT YOU 1652 01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:40,434 ♪ I DON'T KNOW 1653 01:20:40,436 --> 01:20:45,840 ♪ WHAT TO SAY OTHER THAN 1654 01:20:45,842 --> 01:20:48,909 ♪ PLEASE STAY 1655 01:20:48,911 --> 01:20:51,412 ♪ STICK AROUND 1656 01:20:51,414 --> 01:20:54,915 ♪ AND I'LL SHOW YOU 1657 01:20:54,917 --> 01:20:56,917 ♪ WHAT YOU DESERVE 1658 01:20:56,919 --> 01:21:00,921 ♪ YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL 1659 01:21:00,923 --> 01:21:05,192 ♪ OH, I HOPE YOU KNOW 1660 01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:07,561 ♪ THAT'S THE WAY I FEEL 1661 01:21:07,563 --> 01:21:09,396 SHE WAS NEVER RIGHT FOR YOU. 1662 01:21:09,398 --> 01:21:10,998 I KNOW IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT NOW, 1663 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:14,501 BUT THIS IS FOR THE BEST. TRUST ME. 1664 01:21:14,503 --> 01:21:16,470 AND I NEED THIS ON MY DESK FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 1665 01:21:16,472 --> 01:21:17,905 I DON'T CARE HOW LATE YOU GOTTA STAY 1666 01:21:17,907 --> 01:21:20,174 TO GET IT DONE, JUST GET IT DONE, OKAY? 1667 01:21:20,176 --> 01:21:22,610 - ♪ SOMETHING TRUE - YOU GOT IT. 1668 01:21:22,612 --> 01:21:25,112 ♪ SOMETHING TRUE 1669 01:21:25,114 --> 01:21:30,584 ♪ TO HOLD ONTO 1670 01:21:30,586 --> 01:21:35,589 ♪ FOR DEAR, DEAR LIFE 1671 01:21:35,591 --> 01:21:40,600 ♪ YOU ARE MY DEAR 1672 01:21:40,620 --> 01:21:43,964 ♪ WHEN YOU ARE HERE 1673 01:21:43,966 --> 01:21:45,466 ♪ THERE'S NOTHING ELSE 1674 01:21:45,468 --> 01:21:47,434 THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING HERE. 1675 01:21:47,436 --> 01:21:51,505 THIS SONG IS CALLED "SOMETHING ABOUT YOU." 1676 01:21:51,507 --> 01:21:55,643 ♪ YOUR SOUL AND MY SOUL 1677 01:21:55,645 --> 01:21:58,312 WHERE YOU GOING? JEFF! 1678 01:21:58,314 --> 01:22:01,482 ♪ IT IS ONE 1679 01:22:01,484 --> 01:22:04,551 ♪ OR SO IT FEELS 1680 01:22:04,553 --> 01:22:09,156 ♪ SO I HAVE TO SAY 1681 01:22:09,158 --> 01:22:11,992 ♪ THANK YOU 1682 01:22:11,994 --> 01:22:16,630 ♪ FOR SHOWING ME HOW 1683 01:22:16,632 --> 01:22:21,168 ♪ TO BE 1684 01:22:21,170 --> 01:22:23,337 ♪ ME 1685 01:22:23,339 --> 01:22:26,340 ♪ OH, I AM ME 1686 01:22:26,342 --> 01:22:30,311 ♪ WHEN I'M NEXT TO YOU 1687 01:22:30,313 --> 01:22:35,820 ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE 1688 01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:37,651 ♪ IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE 1689 01:22:37,653 --> 01:22:40,487 ♪ I WOULD NOT LIE TO YOU 1690 01:22:42,230 --> 01:22:44,992 THANK YOU. 1691 01:23:12,654 --> 01:23:15,990 OH, YOU WENT FULL MIME ON VALENTINE'S DAY. 1692 01:23:15,992 --> 01:23:17,725 THAT'S NICE. 1693 01:23:17,727 --> 01:23:20,327 OH, YOUR HEART'S BEATING. 1694 01:23:20,329 --> 01:23:21,662 YEAH. 1695 01:23:21,664 --> 01:23:24,310 SO, ANYWAY, WITH MY NEW JOB 1696 01:23:24,330 --> 01:23:26,467 AND YOUR WEALTH MANAGEMENT SKILLS, 1697 01:23:26,469 --> 01:23:28,202 WE'RE GONNA MAKE A GREAT TEAM. 1698 01:23:28,204 --> 01:23:32,339 - WE COULD HAVE, LIKE TEN KIDS, BABE. - YEAH. 1699 01:23:36,110 --> 01:23:38,479 OH, FOR ME? A CARD? 1700 01:23:38,481 --> 01:23:43,170 THANK YOU. "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. BE MINE." 1701 01:23:43,190 --> 01:23:45,219 OH, THAT'S NICE. 1702 01:23:45,221 --> 01:23:46,553 THANKS. 1703 01:23:49,524 --> 01:23:51,291 WHAT'S WRONG? DID I SAY SOMETHING? 1704 01:23:51,293 --> 01:23:54,695 UH, NO, NO, IT'S GREAT. 1705 01:23:54,697 --> 01:23:57,498 EVERYTHING'S GREAT. 1706 01:23:57,500 --> 01:23:59,800 BABY, I GOT YOU A VALENTINE'S PRESENT. 1707 01:24:05,206 --> 01:24:06,607 CHLOE? 1708 01:24:06,609 --> 01:24:08,308 JEFF. 1709 01:24:08,310 --> 01:24:11,311 - YOU CAME TO OUR PLACE. - SO DID YOU. 1710 01:24:11,313 --> 01:24:13,280 - I SANG AT OPEN MIC NIGHT. - I KNOW. 1711 01:24:13,282 --> 01:24:14,681 - YOU DO? - YEAH. 1712 01:24:14,683 --> 01:24:16,250 - YOU KNOW? HOW DO YOU KNOW? - I WAS THERE. 1713 01:24:16,252 --> 01:24:18,152 - YOU WERE? - YEAH. 1714 01:24:18,154 --> 01:24:20,687 I WAS THERE. I WAS GONNA COME UP AND CONGRATULATE YOU, 1715 01:24:20,689 --> 01:24:22,689 BUT THEN I SAW YOU WITH HIM. 1716 01:24:22,691 --> 01:24:24,558 OH, YEAH. 1717 01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:27,628 THAT SONG, WHEN I WAS SINGING IT, IT WAS ABOUT YOU. 1718 01:24:27,630 --> 01:24:29,463 I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU THE WHOLE TIME. 1719 01:24:29,465 --> 01:24:31,165 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU. 1720 01:24:31,167 --> 01:24:34,768 I'VE NEVER WANTED TO BE WITH ANYBODY ELSE. 1721 01:24:34,770 --> 01:24:36,437 AND I DON'T... I DON'T CARE IF WE PRETEND... 1722 01:24:36,439 --> 01:24:39,840 I DON'T WANT TO PRETEND, OKAY? 1723 01:24:39,842 --> 01:24:42,709 - IT'S REAL. - I DON'T EVER WANT TO BE AWAY FROM YOU. 1724 01:24:42,711 --> 01:24:46,213 YOU MAKE ME BETTER. 1725 01:24:46,215 --> 01:24:48,515 I'VE BEEN SO IMMATURE. I WILL GROW UP. - NO. 1726 01:24:48,517 --> 01:24:49,783 I'LL GROW UP. I CAN GROW UP. 1727 01:24:49,785 --> 01:24:52,352 NO, DON'T. GROWING UP IS STUPID. 1728 01:24:52,354 --> 01:24:55,122 I WANNA GO BACK TO BEING A KID WITH YOU. 1729 01:24:55,124 --> 01:24:56,723 - YOU DO? - YEAH, I DO. 1730 01:24:56,725 --> 01:24:58,492 WE CAN EVEN GO TO CLOWN SCHOOL IF YOU WANT. 1731 01:24:58,494 --> 01:24:59,660 - REALLY? - YEAH. 1732 01:24:59,662 --> 01:25:01,950 OKAY. 1733 01:25:05,834 --> 01:25:10,337 I LOVE YOU. 1734 01:25:10,339 --> 01:25:13,307 I LOVE YOU, CHLOE. 1735 01:25:13,309 --> 01:25:14,775 I LOVE YOU. 1736 01:25:26,488 --> 01:25:29,790 I'M THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD. 1737 01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:31,692 AND TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 1738 01:25:36,431 --> 01:25:38,465 WHAT THE HELL, JEFF. 1739 01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:57,718 ♪ WE'RE ALL TRAVELING DOWN THIS LONELY ROAD ♪ 1740 01:25:57,720 --> 01:26:03,290 ♪ WE'RE ALL TUMBLING IN THE TIDE ♪ 1741 01:26:03,292 --> 01:26:07,561 ♪ BUT I AM HERE TO SIMPLY LET YOU KNOW ♪ 1742 01:26:07,563 --> 01:26:11,365 ♪ I'LL BE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE ♪ 1743 01:26:13,801 --> 01:26:19,206 ♪ WE ALL HEAR THAT VOICE INSIDE OUR SOUL ♪ 1744 01:26:19,208 --> 01:26:24,645 ♪ THE WIND WHISPERS IN THE NIGHT ♪ 1745 01:26:24,647 --> 01:26:28,882 ♪ WHATEVER LIES DOWN THIS OLD WINDING ROAD ♪ 1746 01:26:28,884 --> 01:26:34,588 ♪ I'LL BE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE ♪ 1747 01:26:34,590 --> 01:26:37,724 ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH 1748 01:26:37,726 --> 01:26:40,561 ♪ DON'T HAVE TO FACE THIS WORLD ALONE ♪ 1749 01:26:40,563 --> 01:26:42,629 ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH 1750 01:26:42,631 --> 01:26:45,732 ♪ I'LL BE THE PLACE THAT YOU CALL HOME ♪ 1751 01:26:45,734 --> 01:26:48,468 ♪ OH, OH, OH 1752 01:26:48,470 --> 01:26:52,773 ♪ THE PAGE IS TURNING, YEARS GO BY ♪ 1753 01:26:52,775 --> 01:26:56,877 ♪ AND I'LL BE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE ♪ 1754 01:26:59,314 --> 01:27:04,518 ♪ A HUNDRED BOOKS CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO ♪ 1755 01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:09,823 ♪ A THOUSAND SONGS STILL DON'T RHYME ♪ 1756 01:27:09,825 --> 01:27:14,595 ♪ BE YOURSELF AND KEEP YOUR HEART TRUE ♪ 1757 01:27:14,597 --> 01:27:19,866 ♪ I'LL BE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE ♪ 1758 01:27:19,868 --> 01:27:23,300 ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH 1759 01:27:23,500 --> 01:27:25,672 ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO FACE THIS WORLD ALONE ♪ 1760 01:27:25,674 --> 01:27:27,874 ♪ OH, OH, OH 1761 01:27:27,876 --> 01:27:31,110 ♪ I'LL BE THE PLACE THAT YOU CALL HOME ♪ 1762 01:27:31,130 --> 01:27:33,313 ♪ OH, OH, OH 1763 01:27:33,315 --> 01:27:38,318 ♪ THE PAGE IS TURNING, YEARS GO BY ♪ 1764 01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:42,923 ♪ AND I'LL BE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE ♪ 1765 01:27:44,525 --> 01:27:46,326 ♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE 1766 01:27:46,328 --> 01:27:48,495 ♪ WE CHOOSE TO PLANT OUR ROOTS ♪ 1767 01:27:48,497 --> 01:27:52,799 ♪ WE ALWAYS BLOSSOM IN EACH OTHER'S LIGHT ♪ 1768 01:27:54,969 --> 01:27:59,473 ♪ AND FROM THE SHELTER OF YOUR OPEN ARMS ♪ 1769 01:27:59,475 --> 01:28:04,278 ♪ YOU LOOK INTO MY EYES 1770 01:28:04,280 --> 01:28:08,315 ♪ AND SAY, OH, OH, OH, OH ♪ 1771 01:28:08,317 --> 01:28:11,180 ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO FACE THIS WORLD ALONE ♪ 1772 01:28:11,200 --> 01:28:13,787 ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH 1773 01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:16,556 ♪ I'LL BE THE PLACE THAT YOU CALL HOME ♪ 1774 01:28:16,558 --> 01:28:19,590 ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH 1775 01:28:19,610 --> 01:28:23,697 ♪ THE PAGE IS TURNING, YEARS GO BY ♪ 1776 01:28:23,699 --> 01:28:28,702 ♪ I'LL BE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE ♪ 1777 01:28:28,704 --> 01:28:33,674 ♪ I'LL BE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE ♪ 122952

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