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Hello, emergency.
What service did you require, please?
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Hello, quick, anybody,
just get help!
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-Where are you calling from, sir?
-Kaihoro, phone box.
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There was this roaring noise
and a big white light in the sky...
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and then... these...
invaders started killing us!
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Hold on sir, I'll connect you
with the Internal Affairs Dpt.
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-No time, they're after me...
-Hello?
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Aaaargh!
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Is there anybody there?
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What do you think, Minister?
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Call a full-scale invasion alert, sir.
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I'll phone the forces,
fighters frigates, footsloggers...
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Perhaps that could all be
a bit showy.
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I think this is a job for real men.
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Just stop right there!
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Stop!
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I think you'd better kill him, Barry.
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Jeez, he could be
Ministry or Works...
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No, he's moving too fast.
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Stop!
This is definitely your last chance!
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That's the story!
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I always thought you were
left-handed.
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No, the head shot's
the only true stopper.
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Ugh...
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Aw Jeez!
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I hope I'm not the poor bastard
that's got to clean that up.
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Jesus!
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Stick all the bits of brain
in a plastic bag, Barry.
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We'll need them for analysis.
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No bloody way mate.
Come down here and do that yourself.
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You're the yung-ho scientist.
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All right.
I'll be down straight after lunch.
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But at least take a blood sample.
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No need.
I'll just wring my strides out.
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Well, at least we got
one live specimen.
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Yeah.
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Seen anyone else about,
Barry?
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No, the place is completely
deserted.
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They're probably all dead,
that's at least 75 people.
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Jeez, I just hope we're in time
to save the world.
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Well, I just hope you got it right
this time.
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No doubt about it Barry.
I've been watching the skies.
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And do you know
what the skies did?
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-They pointed...
-They pointed at this place.
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Why can't aliens be friendly?
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There's no glowing fingers
on these bastards.
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We've got a bunch of extra-terrestrial
psychopaths on our hands.
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Like a... visit from a planet
full of Charlie Mansons.
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They've wiped out
a small town for starters.
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It's my guess they'll go on
to something bigger next time.
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-Christchurch, Wellington...
-Auckland?
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Yeah, well that wouldn't be so bad.
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Well you'd better contact
the others, Derek.
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They should be in range now.
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Tell them to keep an eye out...
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for someone who could be
heading this way.
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-Who?
-A collector.
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There's some appeal on.
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There's envelopes stuck
on all the doors...
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and today's collection day.
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Hey! There's something
that's just occurred to me too, mate.
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What's that?
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That joker you topped a while back.
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He might have friends.
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I'd keep my eyes skinned
if I were you.
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You needn't worry.
I'm not stupid, thanks...
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Come in Frank.
Ozzy, are you there?
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Boys, are you there?
69
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Turn it down, Ozzy!
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That's elevator music
for headbangers.
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00:09:06,416 --> 00:09:08,919
Frank! Ozzy!
Are you there?
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Yeah, we're here mate, but could
you use the proper call-sign?
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-There could be people listening.
-There's nobody for miles, Frank.
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Besides, I don't think
whispering's going to help.
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He's got a point there, Frank.
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What do you mean, nobody for miles?
I thought you were in Kaihoro
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I am in Kaihoro
and I was right all long.
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-They've done the entire town.
-Who's done the town?
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The extra-terrestrial low-lifers.
80
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And guess what!
We've caught one of the bastards!
81
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Me and Barry got him
loping over the hills...
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just like he owned the bloody place.
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-Huh?
-Now do you believe me?
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Jeez, look Derek,
just keep him there.
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-You got him secured?
-Bloody oath!
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Right, now don't touch him.
We'll be there in 45 minutes.
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Whatever you do, don't harm him.
No physical violence!
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Another thing, Derek,
keep a careful look-out.
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-There could be more about.
-There was! Down on the beach!
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Hell, well look.
Don't go near him.
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-It's a little late for that, Frank.
-What?
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It wasn't me.
93
00:10:11,789 --> 00:10:15,335
Barry shot his head off.
He had the magnum.
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00:10:15,543 --> 00:10:17,713
I knew it was a mistake
to issue weapons.
95
00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:20,925
We're a government department,
not a para-military unit.
96
00:10:21,134 --> 00:10:23,845
The Astro-Investigation
and Defence Service.
97
00:10:24,054 --> 00:10:25,639
Wish they change that name!
98
00:10:25,848 --> 00:10:29,310
Due to the potentially
dangerous hazards involved...
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00:10:29,519 --> 00:10:33,983
All right, at least you managed
to convince the minister.
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00:10:36,152 --> 00:10:38,739
Aren't you interested
in this joker we caught then?
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00:10:38,947 --> 00:10:41,492
-Course we are, Derek.
-Right.
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Stay where you are and I'll give you
an eye-witness description...
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of this inter-galactic wanker.
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00:10:54,925 --> 00:11:00,307
Well, I'd describe him as
sort of human-shaped.
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He's got jeans
and a blue shirt on.
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Christ, he's nabbed
a bloody farmer!
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00:11:06,606 --> 00:11:09,443
Yeah, but there's
something strange about him.
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Like he's got a screw loose
or something.
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It's a bloody farmer!
110
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Yeah, Derek strikes again!
111
00:11:18,413 --> 00:11:22,126
Is this another false alarm like the
Manners Street Invasion Alert?
112
00:11:22,334 --> 00:11:26,131
How do you explain the disappearance
of an entire township then, Frank?
113
00:11:26,339 --> 00:11:29,635
The Kiwi Jonestown, of course,
that's it.
114
00:11:29,843 --> 00:11:34,015
Drinking beer laced with cyanide
from little polystyrene cups.
115
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Yeah, yeah,
OK. Derek, just do me one favour.
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What?
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Try not to make him extinct
before we get there.
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Out!
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Christ, what a dork!
How the hell did he get in this team?
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00:12:13,522 --> 00:12:19,446
Well, this has buggered your plans
for conquering the universe, eh?
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00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:24,995
My friend the astro-bastard.
Time for talkies.
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By the time my colleagues
get here...
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I want to have you babbling
in some extra-terrestrial language.
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00:12:32,421 --> 00:12:34,882
Now in case you don't want
to do what you're told...
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00:12:35,091 --> 00:12:39,263
I could always encourage you
by hammering this cold steel...
126
00:12:39,471 --> 00:12:41,223
into your fibula.
127
00:12:41,432 --> 00:12:43,977
It'll sure poke a nasty hole
in your marrow, mate.
128
00:12:44,185 --> 00:12:47,857
We'll get the old ball rolling, eh?
129
00:12:52,195 --> 00:12:57,535
Now, what are you dirty hooers
doing on my planet?
130
00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:31,786
Oh, bugger it!
131
00:13:42,507 --> 00:13:48,265
Well, looks as if it's time
for the old count of ten.
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One...
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Two...
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00:13:54,022 --> 00:13:56,692
Three...
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00:13:56,692 --> 00:13:58,110
Six...
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00:13:58,319 --> 00:14:00,822
Seven, eight...
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00:14:01,030 --> 00:14:03,825
Nine...
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00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,913
Ten.
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Derek!
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00:14:59,186 --> 00:15:02,481
Derek!
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00:15:48,205 --> 00:15:50,332
Derek!
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00:15:50,541 --> 00:15:51,959
Come in, Derek!
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00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:54,003
What?
144
00:15:54,212 --> 00:15:57,257
Aw jeez!
145
00:16:04,141 --> 00:16:07,562
Oh, I should have expected that.
146
00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:11,233
-Derek!
-All right!
147
00:16:11,942 --> 00:16:16,323
Quickly Derek!
148
00:16:20,036 --> 00:16:21,746
Come on!
149
00:16:21,955 --> 00:16:24,708
Jeez Barry, you've got awful timing.
What?
150
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,753
Just listen to me.
You've got to get out of there fast!
151
00:16:27,962 --> 00:16:30,465
Five of those blue-shirted freaks
are coming up.
152
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They heard their mate screaming.
153
00:16:47,111 --> 00:16:49,280
Get out of there fast Derek.
154
00:16:49,489 --> 00:16:53,911
I can't do that.
I'm a Derek.
155
00:16:54,119 --> 00:16:55,788
Dereks don't run.
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00:16:55,997 --> 00:16:59,459
Well, get up a tree or something.
157
00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:05,634
Yeah, look don't worry.
I've taken precautions.
158
00:17:06,843 --> 00:17:09,680
Oh, shit!
159
00:17:38,299 --> 00:17:41,011
Shit!
160
00:19:29,687 --> 00:19:32,607
Bastards!
161
00:22:39,838 --> 00:22:43,092
Eat lead sucker!
162
00:24:24,927 --> 00:24:29,474
Mammy!
163
00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:59,001
I think this is going a little bit
over the top, Ozzy.
164
00:25:59,210 --> 00:26:03,924
Nah, this'll do the trick.
Nobody'll be coming up this road.
165
00:26:07,637 --> 00:26:09,931
But the nearest nuclear
reactor's in America.
166
00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:13,769
But it could have been an explosion on
one of those Springbok warships.
167
00:26:13,978 --> 00:26:16,231
Frank!
Ozzy!
168
00:26:16,439 --> 00:26:19,944
Frank! Ozzy!
Come in!
169
00:26:20,152 --> 00:26:21,446
Yeah, what is it Barry?
170
00:26:21,654 --> 00:26:24,449
Jeez you guys
we're in trouble this time.
171
00:26:24,658 --> 00:26:26,702
It's really hit the fan.
172
00:26:26,911 --> 00:26:30,040
Derek's wiped out
five of these alien jokers.
173
00:26:30,248 --> 00:26:32,751
The place is like a bloody abattoir.
174
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,712
Where's Derek now?
175
00:26:34,921 --> 00:26:38,508
Well, he's...
he's turned his toes up, guys.
176
00:26:38,717 --> 00:26:41,888
Took a dive off the bloody cliff.
177
00:26:42,096 --> 00:26:45,350
He's popped his rivets.
178
00:26:45,684 --> 00:26:48,229
Poor Derek!
179
00:26:48,437 --> 00:26:50,815
Who's going to look after
his aviary now?
180
00:26:51,024 --> 00:26:55,947
Yeah, birds were the only thing
he could relate to.
181
00:26:58,241 --> 00:27:01,120
Right, we'll be there
in about fifteen minutes.
182
00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:04,874
No, I think it'll be best
if you stay where you are.
183
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:08,170
Just get the car off the road
until I call you back.
184
00:27:08,379 --> 00:27:11,549
I'm going to head off in the direction
that alien joker was going...
185
00:27:11,758 --> 00:27:13,135
when me and Derek caught him.
186
00:27:13,343 --> 00:27:15,012
He must have been going
somewhere.
187
00:27:15,220 --> 00:27:17,390
They've probably got a base
up there or something.
188
00:27:17,598 --> 00:27:20,852
They don't need a base.
They beam down from their spaceship.
189
00:27:21,061 --> 00:27:24,690
Well maybe they haven't seen
Star Trek, Ozzy.
190
00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:58,380
Come on!
191
00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:01,968
Shit!
192
00:30:49,485 --> 00:30:52,447
Bye, bye!
193
00:31:59,071 --> 00:32:03,327
That's my overtime up to date.
Here, do you want to do yours?
194
00:32:03,535 --> 00:32:05,997
Hey, Frank!
195
00:32:06,205 --> 00:32:08,291
Yeah, what is it Barry?
196
00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:11,336
Where exactly are you two?
197
00:32:11,545 --> 00:32:13,631
About five miles from Kaihoro.
198
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,550
Yeah well just stay put.
199
00:32:15,759 --> 00:32:19,597
I think I might have spotted something
and I'm moving in closer.
200
00:32:24,061 --> 00:32:26,689
Finished, Oz?
201
00:33:09,575 --> 00:33:12,203
Oh, shit!
202
00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:32,604
Uh, your phone...
Could I use your phone?
203
00:33:52,587 --> 00:33:56,258
I was just... I was...
204
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,324
We've got trouble.
205
00:34:16,533 --> 00:34:18,118
Good one!
206
00:34:18,327 --> 00:34:21,038
Right, we're on our way.
207
00:35:35,255 --> 00:35:38,384
I suppose you're wondering
why you're soaking...
208
00:35:38,593 --> 00:35:42,973
in Reg's eleven
secret herbs and spices.
209
00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:49,189
Tomorrow we're having you
for lunch.
210
00:35:54,821 --> 00:35:57,825
You are the exotic
new taste sensation.
211
00:35:58,033 --> 00:36:00,536
Human flesh is it!
212
00:36:00,745 --> 00:36:03,749
You're going to be the first bit of meat
that we've had a chance...
213
00:36:03,957 --> 00:36:06,252
to get our teeth into
since we arrived.
214
00:36:06,460 --> 00:36:08,588
So we're going to treat ourselves
to a feast...
215
00:36:08,797 --> 00:36:11,550
with you as the main course.
216
00:36:11,759 --> 00:36:15,972
It's quite an honour really.
217
00:36:18,058 --> 00:36:22,147
We'd better leave
so he can get some sleep.
218
00:36:22,355 --> 00:36:27,570
I'll have the head, Reg.
I want to suck his brains out.
219
00:39:09,353 --> 00:39:11,856
We ought to go back to
get reinforcements.
220
00:39:12,065 --> 00:39:14,610
-That'll take a day.
-And the rest!
221
00:39:14,818 --> 00:39:16,821
Take two days to do
the bloody paperwork.
222
00:39:17,029 --> 00:39:20,492
Yeah, and by then that collector
bloke could be dead.
223
00:39:20,701 --> 00:39:23,746
If he's not really.
224
00:39:26,708 --> 00:39:29,420
Look, we'll go in....
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00:39:29,628 --> 00:39:32,924
after midnight.
226
00:40:20,525 --> 00:40:23,570
Well, guess I'll have
to issue a gun to Ozzy.
227
00:40:23,779 --> 00:40:27,950
Yeah, but don't forget about
his personality disorder.
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00:40:28,779 --> 00:40:32,950
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