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Previously on The West Wing:

You can do more in a day
than most do in a lifetime.

You think I'm not aware
I'm living my obituary right now?

Kennedy School needs a new dean.
Everyone wants you.

Is today the day for this?

How about Secretary of State?

- You gonna go with Reynolds?
- If I don't get my first choice.

- Who's that?
- That would be you.

If I'm gonna jump off the cliff...

...and you're gonna get
pushed off the cliff...

...why don't we hold hands
on the way down?

You could leave it here.

You know, on the off chance
you're back someday with bad breath.

You're sweet. What time is it?

- Six forty-five.
- How did that happen?

I thought maybe Barton's tonight.

- For dinner?
- Yeah.

- I have the Trade Commission.
- Okay.

- Did I say I was free?
- Yeah.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't speak
when I don't have my book.

My sister's in town tomorrow night.

- Wanna meet?
- We're finalizing the budget.

- Well, she's here Thursday too.
- Intelligence review.

All right, I'm bailing on dinner.

- I'm sorry, this week is just...
- No worries.

- I feel bad. I'd love to meet your sister.
- You would.

She's like me, but with bigger teeth.

- This week is just...
- No is a perfectly acceptable answer.

- You gotta be able to ask, right?
- I just feel bad saying no all the time.

- It makes me feel like a heel.
- So I shouldn't ask?

I should sit by the fire
and wait for my booty call?

Of course not.

It's okay, I'm not turning it down,
but it's limiting.

You make it sound
like I'm trying to avoid you.

- I didn't say that.
- I don't make booty calls.

You don't make any calls.

- Kind of how it works out.
- What?

You're elusive. Part of the draw.

You know what?
It's way too early for this.

- What?
- It's 6:45 a.m.

Hey, I'm kidding.

- Are you?
- Yeah.

Everybody take a breath.

Okay.

- I'm sorry.
- There's nothing to be sorry about.

You're right.
This will all be easier in two weeks.

- It really will.
- Come here.

Hi.

Tell Kuber I found 14 errors in 16 pages.

They should think about proofing these
before they hit my desk.

- Would you like to take a walk?
- What did you think was happening now?

You could go across the street,
get some breakfast.

- Maybe a scone?
- I don't want a scone.

- They have fruit.
- I'm not hungry.

It's a nice day with fresh air.
You could have a little fun.

I have a schedule, right?
We're not pretending I have a job.

Like Dad, who no longer runs the
company, but still shows up every day?

It's a full day, but not crazy.
You could say hello to Will Bailey.

Step aside.

Charlie and I were trying
to get a jump on some filing.

We thought we'd have it cleaned up,
but things got a little out of control.

- I've seen messy before.
- I don't think you should go in.

- Yeah, I'm getting that.
- Seriously.

Margaret.

You're not filing,
you're packing.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Okay.

Most of this is going to the archive.

A guy named Martine
is supposed to pick it up.

- Don't worry.
- We're gonna move it somewhere...

...but haven't settled on where.
- Margaret...

- I shouldn't worry.
- You shouldn't. Get Fred and Herb in.

- Nice, huh?
- This is grim.

- Roosevelt Room in 10.
- What am I doing there?

- A casual conversation about your future.
- Another one?

We're nearing the end of the list.
This is a guy from Hollis.

How about this is the end of the list?
We cancel the rest...

...send a "thanks, but no thanks."

- Ten minutes.
- Job interviews?

Headhunters waving stock options
and corporate jets.

All I have to do is show up
at the occasional board meeting.

- Why should I find that appealing?
- They don't know you're a masochist.

- I like to work for a living. Is it odd?
- I get it.

- You must be getting these.
- Yeah. Defense contractors mostly.

- You interested?
- Maybe.

It's hard to get excited
about anything after this.

- Yeah.
- I've got a call...

...with the Chinese defense minister
at 4. You should sit in.

Tell Margaret.
Hey, where's your transition memo?

- It's coming.
- When?

- Soon.
- Did you start it?

Yeah, sure. Final touches.

- I want it today.
- Absolutely.

- We were summoned?
- You were.

I read the first half of the budget.
Couldn't find the deficit reduction.

It shouldn't be buried on page 600.
It should be up top.

- Is it on page 600?
- No.

- Where is it?
- There isn't any.

- What do you mean there isn't any?
- There's no...

The president wants deficit reduction in
the budget. I said it should be 50 percent.

We thought it was along the lines
of "I'd like a pony."

- Nobody actually expects to get the pony.
- I want the pony.

- Fifty percent reduction is unrealistic.
- It isn't.

Go find revenue raisers
and cost savers...

...to cut the deficit in half,
and then release it...

...to White House, OMB and the agency
senior staff this afternoon for comments.

We need to integrate
everybody's feedback.

- What?
- You're talking about doing work...

...on a document
nobody will ever read.

- It's a formality.
- We're leaving office.

- Really?
- I don't know where to find $ 150 billion.

I told you where you could.
Did we or did we not...?

- The tax proposed was massive.
- Was that your idea or the president's?

It was the president's idea
to cut the deficit.

It was my idea
to propose doing so...

- With a massive increase...
- Stop saying massive.

We have to get jobs
when we leave. We can't...

Do it! And send the damn thing out
for departmental review. Now.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

What?

Wanted to see
what the yelling was about.

- What, are you just walking around?
- Senioritis.

Having a little trouble
getting motivated.

I probably shouldn't share that
with the boss.

- Where's your transition memo?
- My epitaph?

They're important documents
that make it possible...

...for your successor
to take the baton. Write one.

Greg Thatcher's moving over to State.

Santos made him an offer. Wants to
get started as soon as possible.

- Did he write...?
- I'll deal with it.

Then I guess it's okay.
He's leaving Friday?

Today, I think.
You should say goodbye or something.

Yeah. Tell him to stop in.

- You're needed in the Roosevelt Room.
- Call all 30 department heads.

Explain that when I said I needed the
memos today, I wasn't making a funny.

- Your Hollis meeting is right now.
- Give me five minutes. Get him a Coke.

- We shouldn't keep him waiting.
- He's a headhunter.

I'm a highly placed official...

...in what was once considered
a fairly prestigious organization.

He can sit quietly
and have a Coke.

It's not a headhunter from Hollis,
it's Franklin Hollis.

Franklin Hollis is in
the Roosevelt Room?

- Yes.
- No, he's not.

What do I get out of lying
in this moment?

Hollis is in the Roosevelt Room.

- Really?
- There's a guy in the Roosevelt Room...

...looks just like Frank Hollis.
The hair, glasses, whole bit.

- It's Frank Hollis.
- Really?

He just bought an island.
And Montana.

He didn't buy Montana.
He bought most of Montana.

- Oh, my God.
- Don't stare.

- Can I meet him?
- I wanna meet him.

Shouldn't go in together,
it'd look not cool.

What's the last thing you did
that looked cool?

I touched his hand.
We shook.

- Now I'm uncomfortable.
- Tell him you want a piece of Montana.

- He's not giving it away.
- What's he gonna do with it?

- Teeth?
- You're fine.

- Think that these numbers
should be...

Okay, thanks, guys,
I'll catch up with you in the lobby.

- Yes, sir.
- Good morning, Mr. Hollis.

- I'm C.J. Cregg.
- Call me Frank.

My dad had 200 shares
of Hollis in 1992.

- Sold them.
- You're kidding.

- Didn't see it going anywhere.
- Think C.J. Goes to work for him?

He probably wants a toady
to make nice with the FCC.

I'm heading over to the D-Triple-C
in a few minutes.

- They're making you an offer?
- I think so.

Will Bailey...

...executive director of the Democratic
Congressional Campaign Committee.

- Sounds pretty good.
- Could be. Nice place to work.

I get my hands in a lot of races without
the water torture of any one race.

And I'd stay in Washington,
which is nice.

- You think?
- Yeah. I mean, no pressure...

...but I like the idea of giving the future
an opportunity...

...to unfold of its own accord.

- Our future?
- Yeah.

I like that idea too.

I'm prepared to put together a fairly
attractive package if you're willing to...

- I'm not boring you, am I?
- No, certainly not.

That doesn't happen
till I start in on nanotechnology.

No, I'm sorry. I'm just...

...familiar with the package
these days.

Well, what does the package
look like these days?

You're prepared to dramatically change
my standard of living...

...if I'm prepared to sit on your board
and spend an hour a month...

...advising you on your
strategic relationship with the FCC.

That sounds like it'd be
a waste of your time to me.

- It does?
- That's not the package.

- Okay.
- I'm starting a foundation.

Because if I hold on to all this money,
I start to look impolite.

I wanna find a single problem
I can attack...

...something which might actually
have some kind of substantive effect.

Maybe I should be fighting AIDS in Africa
or maybe it's malaria.

Could be clean air or election reform.
I don't know.

But my sense is that...

...you would have a unique perspective
on what that could be...

...and how to make it happen.

A single problem?

It's a complicated question...

Highways is what you're looking for.

- Really?
- It's not sexy.

No one will ever raise money for it.

But nine out of 10 African
aid projects fail...

...because the medicine or the personnel
can't get to the people.

Infrastructure's the problem.

Blanket the continent with highways,
then maybe start on plumbing.

- Also not sexy.
- Makes for a lousy telethon.

It does.

Well, if you think
that's what needs fixing...

...I'll give you
10 billion dollars to fix it.

- Hey, Will, come on in.
- How goes it?

Good. Thanks.
Listen.

Andy Lowry, he's gonna be calling you
about tickets to the inaugural.

We're out. You guys probably are too,
but I had to get him off my call sheet.

- I'll see what I can dig up.
- Thanks.

So you gonna take some time off?

- Go sit on a beach or something?
- Maybe.

I thought about hiking
the Appalachian Trail...

...which I've always wanted to do,
but don't wanna do it in February.

If I sit around till May,
when it's warm, I'll lose my mind.

- Well, weekend in Vegas.
- More likely.

Yeah, listen, we wouldn't rush you.

The D-Triple-C,
we're dead until March anyhow.

It takes that long
to recover from the inaugural.

So you come back
when you're ready...

...help us put together
a strategy for the board.

Which races you think
you're looking at?

Maryland 3rd, North Carolina 1st.
Florida 15th's gonna be a big one.

Oregon 4th?
Heffinger's stepping down?

No. There's always the hope
that we can unseat him...

...but it's a long shot.
I should take it off the list.

He's a real son of a bitch.
If you can boot him, you should.

I ran Chulo's campaign
against him in '94.

We lost by 15 points,
but he's one mean bastard.

Well, he's got an iron grip
on that district.

He hasn't done a thing for them.
He's barely a seat warmer.

Gotta be someone
who can kick his ass.

- Yeah, but the question is who.
- I'm sure you'll dig up someone.

You won't find a sane person willing
to pick a fight with Heffinger.

- Really?
- No way.

I mean, go for it.
I love the attitude.

If you find me someone, we'll run him.
I'm just not gonna hold my breath.

Illinois 5th should be exciting.
Looks like Faye Green wants to retire.

And there's gonna be
all kinds of craziness in Arizona.

How was it?
Was he fascinating?

He may not have people skills.

He's used to talking to machines.
You can't hold that against him.

I think you should consider it.
You can't say no to everything.

At least think about it.

Oh, my gosh,
you're thinking about it.

- It was just a conversation.
- But it was interesting.

- Very.
- Hi.

- Andy.
- How are you?

- It's good to see you.
- I didn't wanna interrupt.

I was in the building. I thought I'd ask
if you had a hole in your schedule.

I wish I could.
I'm a little slammed today.

- You can do it now.
- Really?

- You have nothing now.
- I have nothing. Come in.

- How are the twins?
- Oh, amazing. Inexhaustible.

We spend a lot of time
arguing about socks.

- You're pro, they're con?
- Oh, Molly's con, Huck's pro.

But never more than one at a time.

- God, they're gorgeous.
- Yeah.

They get to spend more time with
their dad, now that Toby's not working.

That must be nice.

So presidential pardons.
'Tis the season, right?

It is.

Is Toby on a list somewhere?

The DOJ and the Pardon Attorney
are reviewing applications...

...but I don't think anybody's had
an opportunity to talk to the president.

- Are you planning to?
- Bring it to the president?

I know this is awkward,
and he's pissed off a lot of people...

...including you,
and, God knows, the president...

...but he was attempting
to save three astronauts...

...suffocating to death in a tin can...

...somewhere west of the moon...
- Yeah.

The Union for Concerned Scientists
thinks he should get a medal.

So does the Alliance
for Nuclear Accountability...

...the Arms Control
Advocacy Collaborative...

...the Council for a Livable World.
- Andy...

Did you read the
New York Times Magazine?

- There's a petition.
- I saw it.

Thousands of names, C.J.

People who think it's time
for Bartlet to come home to his base...

...and acknowledge that carpeting
the heavens with nukes is a crappy idea.

I know the president was angry.
He has every right to be.

But we're talking about prison.

Maybe the president's calmed down.
I'd like you to talk to him about it.

I'll see what I can do.

He was your friend for a long time.

I'll see what I can do.

- You should get going.
- Yeah.

- Did you call Charlie?
- He's on his way.

Herb told me to tell you the budget went
to department heads an hour ago.

He didn't want me to check
the changes before it went?

I think he didn't.

- He's a little turd.
- I'll let him know.

This is the preliminary list.
They're finalizing their recommendations.

This didn't go to the president yet?

No, they'll send it to him
in the next day or two.

This is the people who actually
applied for pardon.

The president can add names,
but I don't think he's added any.

- This is everyone who applied?
- They've cut some already.

- They've been through it.
- Did you see the earlier lists?

- I've got copies.
- You read them?

- Yeah, but I don't remember every name...
- Toby Ziegler?

Never appeared on a list.

- Which means he didn't apply.
- Nope.

If the president wanted to commute
his sentence, he could.

- He can do whatever he wants to.
- Yeah.

- Is he asking about it?
- The president? He isn't.

- Are you?
- I don't know.

- It's a tough call.
- Yeah. Thanks.

Anything serious, you can find me
at the president-elect's office.

I can't imagine this
taking longer than 15 minutes.

They asked for a CV.

- The Santos people?
- Yes.

- They asked for my resume?
- Yes.

- Hi.
- Should I send them a list of references?

- No, you shouldn't.
- I'd be happy to speak on your behalf.

- To the Santos people?
- They really shouldn't need references.

They're offering me a job,
purely as a courtesy...

...which I'll pretend to consider,
purely as a formality.

There are some mistakes
in the budget draft that went out.

- You read it already?
- Yeah.

- It's 800 pages.
- Okay, I didn't.

But Lucy Benoit did,
and she's got crazy stories.

Who's Lucy Benoit?

New reporter,
business desk at the Times.

- What happened to Jack?
- Shingles.

- Really?
- Raging.

Shingles doesn't force a man
into retirement.

Tax fraud is, I think, the real story.
Shingles is a cover.

If I'm in the market for a cover,
I'd pick something that's not...

- Viral?
- Yeah.

Any port in a storm.

I'm going across the street.

- Will you be sad you don't have a coat?
- I'm fine.

- So Who-sy Benoit.
- Lucy, yes.

She seems to think we're proposing
a 50-cent-per-gallon gas tax...

...which, I assume,
must be a mistake.

Why does a reporter have a budget
I haven't released yet?

Seventy-three department heads
have it.

They've had it
for less than two hours.

Don't you think they'd wanna
read a page before leaking?

No, since she's not the only one
with a question.

- Can I tell her it's a mistake?
- You can't.

- Because we're not talking about it yet?
- That too, but it's also not a mistake.

Fifty cents a gallon?
You don't mean five cents?

- I don't.
- That's insane.

You know how many people
you're gonna piss off?

Many, many.

Why does the president
wanna stir up animosity...

...two weeks before we leave office?
- Because he's old and dotty?

- He has a reason.
- He does.

- But we're not ready to discuss it.
- We're really not.

- I will kill the rumors.
- Yeah. Kill whoever's blabbing.

Because we're not ready to release it.

- It's really cold out here.
- I told you to wear a coat.

Hey.

- What do you think about Tony Sharkey?
- From Treasury?

His wife is younger than his daughter,
but otherwise he's okay.

You think he gets anywhere
against John Heffinger?

Oregon 4th?
Probably not.

D-Triple-C's afraid to run anybody
against Heffinger, they're wimping out.

If Sharkey's their option,
I see their point.

Tony Sharkey's my opening salvo.
I'm asking if you've got anybody better.

- From Oregon?
- I was thinking maybe Ina Horton...

...but she keeps publishing
articles on eminent domain...

...that make her sound
a little like Mao Tse-tung.

Paul Kravitz is from Oregon.
He put together our immigration plan.

He'd scare Heffinger's pants off.

Also, Gil Siverly'd be great.

- You've been very helpful.
- No problem.

- Hello.
- Hi.

I believe I'm here to see
the president-elect.

Great.
What's your name?

- C.J. Cregg.
- Miss Cregg.

Ronna Beckman,
we met in Pittsburgh.

- Good to see you.
- Nice to see you.

The president-elect
is finishing a call.

- Can I take your coat?
- Sure.

- Hey.
- Gil Siverly.

- How's it going?
- Good. Thanks for coming by.

Wow, people are packing up, huh?

- Weird, isn't it?
- Sure is.

Have a seat.

- The DOE must be in boxes too, right?
- Well, the secretary's on his way out.

We assumed that Santos
would want a new staff...

...what with his
education program and all.

But so far, they're asking a lot of us
to stay put.

Were you ready to move on?

I've been at Department of Education
for six years.

A change won't be
the worst thing in the world.

Ever think about running for office?

Really?

D-Triple-C thinks John Heffinger's seat
in the Oregon 4th is ungettable.

- I think they're wrong.
- Heffinger's been there for 15 years.

- I mean, they love him.
- They know him. Nobody loves him.

- Be a nasty fight.
- The best ones are.

I don't know.

Don't get me wrong, I think Heffinger
is an idiot, and he's probably corrupt...

...but I don't wanna move back home...

...and spend the next two years
of my life begging money...

...from everybody I know
just so I can get my ass handed to me.

I think you're underestimating
the voters.

We've been running dead fish
against Heffinger the last 10 years.

We put someone with a heartbeat
in the ring, he's going down.

If it was anybody
other than Heffinger...

Yeah.

Let's talk about you
coming to work for me.

Sir, I'm so flattered
that you'd even consider it...

...but Josh is gonna do a terrific job
as chief of staff.

Of course he is.

I'll be available to answer questions
on the phone anytime.

You don't need to create an emeritus
position just to keep me as a resource.

Who said anything
about an emeritus position?

Sir, you're a true gentleman...

...I appreciate...
- This isn't a courtesy call, it's an offer.

- Seriously?
- Institutional memory...

...is an invaluable commodity.

I'm not dumb enough to think
we should be reinventing the wheel.

Your name comes up at the top of every
must-hire list we've made.

We're going to take office in the middle
of a military incursion you helped launch.

We don't just want you,
we need you.

The Russians are more willing to talk
now than they were before the election.

Between Josh
and your Secretary of State...

...the situation will be well-supervised.

I don't think you have
anything to worry about.

My Secretary of State's
gonna be Arnold Vinick.

What?

I'm waiting a couple of days
to announce it, but he's onboard.

- Arnold Vinick?
- He'll be a huge help with Central Asia...

...but it's a big job, and I don't want it
taking over my presidency.

We've got a cabinet to break in,
a legislative program to sell...

Sir, I never entertained the notion
I'd stay in the White House.

- I've been here a long, long time...
- Give me two years, C.J.

Just until we get things settled.

Special counselor to the president?

- Sir, l... I wish that I could...
- I'm sorry, we've got to...

I'd love to talk to you more about this...

...but they've kind of got me
on a sprint today.

I see I'm gonna have to make this
fast and dirty.

I'm the president-elect,
and I'm asking you to help your country.

I'm probably not gonna take no
for an answer.

So you go home and you think about it,
and call me back with a yes.

Thanks for coming in, C.J.

- Hey, there you are.
- Yes.

I asked you to be on the phone
with the Chinese defense minister.

- We'll need you to make the call.
- Okay.

Signal will put it through, he wants
to feel like we're approaching him.

- So don't say "thanks for calling."
- Got it.

Transition memos.

- These are all of them?
- So far.

- There's supposed to be 30, this is three.
- More to come.

- Is yours in this pile?
- Not yet. Soon.

What exactly is the problem?

You may be asked to stay on,
you may not. You may get promoted.

Other people are coming in and need
to know where to find the pencils.

They need to know what your staff
was up to or finishing or starting.

They need to know
how to do what you do.

This is an important part of governing.
We're still governing.

Why is this like pulling teeth?

- You'll have it by the end of the day.
- Thank you.

Are you okay?

I think I just got an offer
I can't refuse from Matt Santos.

That's great.

That's not great.

You've been here two years.
It looks different on the far side of eight.

Still. Nice to get the offer.

They'll be approaching you soon,
I'm sure.

Sure.

What do you think happens...

...if I ask the president to commute
Toby Ziegler's sentence?

- Are you gonna ask him?
- I don't know.

- Really?
- I'm asking for your opinion.

My opinion is he compromised
a crucial defense-department program.

He undermined the president's authority.

He committed a federal offense.
He goes to jail.

He's got young children,
who for the next five years...

...will look at him in an orange jump suit
across an aluminum picnic table.

And don't get me wrong,
l... I'm furious at him.

I wanna kick him in the stomach
a few times...

...but I don't want him
to rot in the federal pokey.

It's not your decision,
it's the president's.

- If he wants to pardon him, he will.
- So I don't even bring it up?

If you want to, bring it up...

...but I don't think this slipped
the president's mind.

Yeah.

- Did Toby apply?
- No.

He may not wanna put the president
in a position.

- I'm sure he doesn't. Still...
- You should talk to him at least.

No matter what you do,
give him a call.

Yeah.

- Have you spoken?
- To Toby?

No. Not since he left.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Bye.
- Yes.

- Got a few minutes?
- Right now?

- Yeah, can I kidnap you? Quick lunch?
- It's a little late for lunch.

- You eat already?
- I didn't.

- See? You gotta eat. Come on.
- I have a packed day.

We'll make it quick.
Very snappy.

Come on, l... I wanna...

It's important.

- Got a minute?
- Of course.

The Santos people offered
national security advisor to Glen.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- And he's saying yes?
- Yeah.

- Damn.
- I know. I knew it was a long shot...

...and I'm young for it, but still...
- You wanted it.

- They'll offer you something else.
- Not under Glen. He can't stand me.

- He's probably scared of you.
- Whatever. He's not giving me a job.

- That sucks.
- It sucks a lot.

How'd it go at D-Triple-C?

Nice offer,
but it could be a little crazy-making.

It's already monopolized my whole day.

I got stuck on this one race
that they think can't be won and I do.

- Which one?
- Oregon 4th.

I thought if I could find the right guy,
they'd get behind the idea...

...but as it turns out, there's a real
dearth of ballsy Oregonians.

Open it up. Find somebody good.
They can establish residency in Oregon.

Sure, they buy a house 180 days
before the primary and they're in.

But then we're running a carpetbagger
against a 15-year incumbent.

Yeah, but it's better than nothing.
What if Oregon weren't a factor?

Place needs a fresh face.
Somebody smart, but not so wonky...

...you can't put him in front
of a camera.

Don't worry about that.
Find someone you like.

You can always coach them
through talking on the camera.

After the press-secretary stint...

...you have that down.
- More or less.

God knows you know all there is
to know about policy and campaigning.

You could push a monkey
through the process.

Between your Washington experience
and your local-politics experience...

No. That doesn't make any sense.

- Yeah, it does.
- It doesn't.

- I'm not moving to Oregon, for one thing.
- Of course you are.

- I'm not. We're...
- We're what?

- You'll win. You should run.
- No, I won't...

- It's the right thing.
- No, seriously.

You'll win.

- You could...
- What?

- Move to Oregon?
- I don't know.

- I'm not moving to Oregon.
- I'm not moving either.

No, I think you are.

- You cold?
- I'm fine.

You're racing there.
Wanna slow down?

Sorry. I wanna get there,
so we can eat and get back.

There's no place.
There's a vendor up the block.

We'll have a hot dog.

Great.
So, what was so important?

- What?
- You said it was important.

- It's this. The walk. The day.
- That's it?

You're locked up in that building
all day. It was gorgeous out here.

I thought you should see it.

I have a packed day.

That's really sweet,
but today is not the time for it.

- Okay, sorry.
- No, it's okay.

It might do us good
to see each other in the daylight.

We're together from 11 to midnight
or 5 to 6 a.m.

We're both half asleep.

It leads to a lot of tension
that's probably unnecessary...

...like this morning, for example.

I thought it might be a healthy 20
minutes. You can tell me about your day.

My day.

Yeah.

Franklin Hollis showed up in my office
with the most attractive offer...

...I think I've ever heard,
which I believe I'll have to turn down...

...because I had a meeting
with the president-elect...

...and it looks like I'm gonna work
in the White House a couple more years.

I don't see a guy with a hot dog.

- Did you say yes?
- To Santos?

Not yet. Probably tomorrow.

That's great. Just...

What?

Did you consider
talking to me about it?

- Are you serious?
- Yeah, I'm serious.

- No, I didn't.
- That's great.

- We don't have that relationship yet.
- Apparently.

What made you think you should be
making decisions about my career?

One, I'm not, I'm trying to be
a part of a conversation about them.

Two, if we don't have that kind of
relationship, what kind do we have?

I don't... I don't wanna answer
that question right now.

We agreed to discuss this
after the inauguration.

- Not if you're working for Matt Santos.
- You know what...?

First 100 days, agenda setting,
first State of the Union.

Talk to me after we release the budget,
summit at Tashkent.

- What else?
- Okay...

We keep shoving
this conversation downstream.

At some point, you have to choose
to have a relationship.

We're not 25 anymore.
At our age, you can't date a little...

...and screw a little, wait to see
if you get sentimental at Christmas.

You have to decide you're gonna make
another person a part of your life.

A partner.

- I don't have time for this right now.
- Yes, you do.

I called Margaret before I came by.

I'm not a moron. I called, and you have
20 minutes. Hell, you have an hour.

You're not the busiest girl in America.
That's not your life anymore.

Look...

...I'm not trying to turn you
into Doris Day.

I know if we have a future together,
I'd be Mr. C.J. Cregg. That's fine.

But you don't even see me
in the picture, do you?

Thank you.

That's useful information.

- The president-elect needs to talk to you.
- Now's not the best time.

I tried to push it,
but he's already in the building.

Fine.

- Sorry.
- It's fine, but I have to go through...

...the federal budget with a lice comb.
It'll take hours.

That's why we left room in the schedule.
This is not a quiet day. It's a full day.

He's here.

- Mr. President-Elect.
- Walk with me to the Situation Room.

- Fifty cents a gallon?
- You read our budget?

- Supposed to be a placeholder document.
- Paperweight, yes.

You're proposing a tax that would
hammer the working poor...

...and make Democrats
look like Norwegian socialists.

It'll cut the deficit,
improve air quality...

...reduce greenhouse gases,
curb our addiction to Middle East oil.

- There's a way to sell an upside.
- Of course there is.

Senate Republicans
will set their hair on fire.

The president wanted to present
a road map...

...for reasonable governing.
- Road map? For the country or me?

It's what he would've done if he
didn't have to mudwrestle Congress...

...over every...
- Congress isn't going anywhere.

- It opens a dialogue...
- C.J., now is not the time.

Now is exactly the time. We're
hemorrhaging money into Kazakhstan.

The Republican Congress
spent us into a bottomless hole.

- I noticed.
- You've got 100 days to corral...

...House Democrats
and launch a legislative program...

...that balances the budget...

...or you're gonna spend the next
four years in the shadow of our failures.

I'm not arguing
on limits on deductions.

You got 100 billion in spending cuts
that I'm all for. But come on...

Congress will reject your first budget
unless the Bartlet version...

...is so inflammatory, yours can't help
but look reasoned and measured.

Why not go after capital gains?

Or up the income ceiling
on Social Security taxes...

...if you wanna raise a ruckus?

- He's talked about that for five years.
- Yes, but...

He's never even considered
a gas tax before.

Was this even his idea?

- The president supports...
- Yes or no.

If we propose a 50-cent gas tax...

...it's a non-event
if you propose a 5-cent tax.

Jed Bartlet just saved you $30 billion.

You mean,
you just saved me $30 billion.

- Well...
- You're not wrong. It's a good idea.

How long did it take you
to talk him into it?

More than five minutes, less than 20.
If your staff...

...can't get you onboard faster, they
don't know what they're talking about.

That's a good rule of thumb.

We're not trying to leave a dead cat
on your doorstep.

A gas tax increase
may be the single best thing...

...that could happen to this country.
- Yeah.

Tell the president I'd appreciate it
if he pulled it from his budget.

You think it's worth doing?
Come work for me.

We'll do it together.

Good evening, sir.
Mind if I take a quick look?

All clear. Thank you.

- Thanks.
- It's not a gift. I need a drink.

- Would you like to sit?
- I sit all day.

- Should I be feeding you or just booze?
- Booze is fine. I can't eat today.

- You sure? I made a chicken.
- No.

So how are you?

Oh, groovy.

- When do you go?
- Twenty-sixth.

- What have you been doing?
- Cooking this chicken took some time.

I read a lot. I've read really
all the books at this point.

- Anything good?
- I'll make you a list.

I read the Constitution.
I think I found a typo.

- In the Constitution?
- Yeah.

- Did you call the publisher?
- It's a typo in the original.

- Constitution?
- Yeah.

- Sounds unlikely.
- I read two versions...

...because I have time,
and there's an inconsistent comma.

- No.
- So I looked at every English language...

...publication that exists. Half of them
have the comma, half of them don't.

- Really?
- Yeah. I called the National Archives...

...and had some woman
look at the original.

She said she wasn't sure
if it was a comma or a smudge.

- There's a smudge?
- Yeah, a smudge of law.

Does it change the...?

Changes the meaning
of the Takings Clause.

- Seriously? I'm sure it doesn't.
- I called Tom Merrill, he thinks it does.

- Really? Should we do something?
- I'm gonna write it up.

I have a window in the calendar.

It's Petersburg, right?

Yeah. Low security. Which
certainly outshines the alternatives...

...but still...
- Yeah.

- Bunks. Ten in a room.
- Like camp.

Exactly, like camp.

I'm sorry.

- Maybe we should try to do something.
- Dig a tunnel?

Andy came by.
She mentioned the idea of a pardon.

She and I need to have a conversation
about who talks...

...to whom concerning my future.
- She's worried about the twins.

For a moment, I thought you came
because you gave a crap...

...and wanted to see
how I was doing.

I gave a crap enough to ask
if you wanted a pardon...

...despite the fact that you walked
out on me and the president...

...while we still had a job to do.

You don't need a pardon, just
a frying pan to the side of your head.

- I don't want a pardon.
- Well, that simplifies matters, thanks.

You don't wanna consider
what this'll do to Molly and Huck?

You think I haven't?

Okay.

- And you? They must be flocking.
- Yeah.

- Well, that's gotta feel pretty good.
- Frank Hollis made me an offer.

- Yeah?
- But so did Matt Santos.

- Well, he has to.
- No.

It's a serious offer.
He made me an offer...

...he made Arnold Vinick an offer.

- Secretary of State.
- He did not.

He did.

That might be
the smartest thing he's done.

- Impressive, huh?
- You'd be a get too.

Are you gonna do it?

Probably. I...

I don't know. It's complicated.

Why?

Danny Concanon.

- I heard something about that.
- We've spent time together...

...which is perfectly nice,
but he's getting ahead of himself.

I mean, I'm not ready to shape my life
around a guy I've been with for a month.

You didn't pick him up in a bar
last Thursday.

You've been close for eight years.

That doesn't mean it magically falls
into place once we take the leap.

What? I'm not resisting.

- You're not?
- I'm not a woman who can't...

...handle a good thing
standing in front of them.

- Good.
- Why don't you sound convinced?

You spend your whole life...

...working for powerful,
demanding men 24/7.

That's a lot of testosterone
in your world.

- Which has what to do with anything?
- You didn't need to date.

You had Josh and Sam and me...

...and 180 reporters
flirting with you day in and day out.

- Come on.
- It's a lot of positive male attention.

Now you're slotting in Matt Santos,
maybe Frank Hollis.

So, what? You think this is
a Freudian temper tantrum?

You showed up here at 8:00 at night
with a bottle of wine...

...asking me about a pardon
we both know is out of the question...

...telling me about a man
who's crowding you.

- I think a lot of things.
- You think I came to take advantage...

...before they cart you off?
- I think you don't know why you came.

You're a woman with a lot of options.

You're acting like
the world's backing you into a corner.

Bouncing from one thing to the next,
from Bartlet to Santos to Danny to me.

Maybe you should stop bouncing,
pick something.

What do you want?

I don't know.

I'd like to learn
how to make a chicken like that.

Stick a lemon up it
and throw on some rosemary.

- Yeah?
- Yeah. A little salt.

I'd like to learn how to ski.

That would be soothing. Be a ski bum.
Operate the ski chair for six months.

- Clear my head.
- It's a chair lift.

Well, first I'd learn the lingo.
Take it from there.

I missed you.

Yeah.

We had it good there for a while.

Yeah, we did.

You should go.

- You kicking me out?
- Yeah.

Okay.

- Thanks for asking about the pardon.
- Of course.

No, not of course.
You didn't have to.

Where to?

Good evening, sir.

- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you.

I missed the window.
That's what's going on here.

I missed the window
to figure out how to do this.

- How to...?
- Share my life with another person.

How to be a partner or whatever
condescending way you put it this...

- I wasn't trying...
- I don't know how to do it.

Maybe at one point I did,
maybe I never did...

...but it's over now. It's too late.

This and skiing, it's too late.
It's not gonna happen.

- C. J...
- You said yourself...

...it's not an accident
that this hasn't come together.

This is who I am.
I'm good at my job, Danny.

I'm good at working.
I'm not good at this.

You're right. You suck at it.

You're gonna need
a tremendous amount of training.

- You're not gonna...
- I am, actually.

- Train me?
- I'll call it something else...

...that's bad.
We'll deal with it.

- I don't need training.
- No, of course not.

- That's not funny.
- No, it isn't. You're gonna get good at it.

We're gonna get good at new things.

- You don't know that.
- I do.

- Don't make it sound like it's nothing.
- You didn't miss it.

- What if I did?
- You didn't miss it.

- What if we can't...?
- We'll figure it out. All of it.

- You...
- You can be scared.

No, that's okay.

But you're not gonna walk
away from me because you're scared.

I'm not that scary.

So do you want me to take...

...one of the board of directors jobs?

- A couple hours a month.
- Where did that come from?

I'm trying.
You... You wanna be involved.

- I'm... I'm...
- I want you to do what you want.

Take the job at the White House.
Just talk to me about it.

I want us to talk about what it'll mean,
and how it'll work.

I want us to talk
like we're gonna figure it out together.

I want us to talk
because I like the sound of your voice.

I just wanna talk.

Franklin Hollis wants me to take
$ 10 billion and go and fix the world.

That sounds like fun.

Does that sound like fun to you?

Do you wanna work
at the White House?

There's a typo in the Constitution.

Well, someone should
look into that.

Toby's gonna deal with it.

Okay.

What else?

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