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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:33,041 --> 00:01:34,875 The royale pizza was a great idea. 2 00:01:36,791 --> 00:01:40,583 I don't usually digest mushrooms that well, but with that… 3 00:01:47,666 --> 00:01:48,916 Okay, Laetitia, 4 00:01:50,791 --> 00:01:52,583 we're basically living together. 5 00:01:53,458 --> 00:01:55,291 You sleep at mine once, twice a week. 6 00:01:55,375 --> 00:01:57,500 I'm at yours twice a month, like a couple! 7 00:01:57,583 --> 00:01:59,000 We're just a situationship! 8 00:01:59,083 --> 00:02:00,333 Stop that! 9 00:02:00,416 --> 00:02:01,708 I'm no longer negotiating! 10 00:02:01,791 --> 00:02:05,250 I want an answer. Are we living together or not? 11 00:02:07,375 --> 00:02:10,083 Wondering why he's hesitating? He's a jerk! 12 00:02:10,166 --> 00:02:12,333 No, ladies and gentlemen, I'm an expert. 13 00:02:12,416 --> 00:02:15,500 I've been dropped more times than a parachuting world champion, 14 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:19,208 {\an8}and I've realized love is like a carpet. It gets worn out. 15 00:02:20,416 --> 00:02:22,458 {\an8}I met Laetitia last year, which involved 16 00:02:22,541 --> 00:02:24,000 {\an8}a lost taxi, a wedding, 17 00:02:24,083 --> 00:02:28,500 {\an8}a locked door, and me with my idiotic questions! 18 00:02:30,291 --> 00:02:32,750 Excuse me. Are you here for the wedding? 19 00:02:32,833 --> 00:02:34,708 No, I'm here because my car broke down. 20 00:02:34,791 --> 00:02:36,708 Is it normal the church door's locked? 21 00:02:36,791 --> 00:02:39,708 Ah no, that's not normal at all. We've called the police. 22 00:02:39,791 --> 00:02:42,625 The priest went all weird, kind of had a religious crisis. 23 00:02:42,708 --> 00:02:44,333 He held the whole Mass hostage. 24 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:46,041 Oh, really? 25 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:48,000 No, the entrance is on the right side! 26 00:02:48,083 --> 00:02:49,291 -Thanks! -No problem. 27 00:02:55,416 --> 00:02:56,625 I was thinking. 28 00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:00,875 If I show up in the middle of the ceremony, 29 00:03:00,958 --> 00:03:02,500 it wouldn't look good, would it? 30 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,875 I don't know. I've no opinion on it. 31 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:09,958 But if I don't show up at all, that'd look bad too, right? 32 00:03:10,041 --> 00:03:11,541 Oh, potentially, yeah. 33 00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:15,041 But if I don't show up at all, 34 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:17,916 it's perhaps not as bad as turning up halfway through. 35 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,625 Who knows how people will react! 36 00:03:19,708 --> 00:03:23,000 Either I go and they take it badly or I don't and they still do. 37 00:03:23,083 --> 00:03:25,083 Well, go on, then. 38 00:03:25,166 --> 00:03:27,000 Ah, now I see why you're late. Ma'am. 39 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:30,000 That's Jacques, my publisher, a charming guy 40 00:03:30,083 --> 00:03:32,000 who is both cultured and thoughtful. 41 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:33,708 Funny, the church has no restroom. 42 00:03:36,291 --> 00:03:37,875 Can you not do that elsewhere? 43 00:03:37,958 --> 00:03:41,750 What? This tree is great! Going to introduce me? 44 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:45,541 Jacques Jousseaume, my publisher. 45 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:47,083 -Hello! -Hi. 46 00:03:47,166 --> 00:03:48,666 He is a promising writer. 47 00:03:49,375 --> 00:03:52,083 Promising in the sense he's been promising a second book 48 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:54,083 for six months, but I'm yet to see it. 49 00:03:55,708 --> 00:03:58,291 Ah, well, that's my dad. Bye, then! 50 00:03:58,375 --> 00:03:59,666 Wait! 51 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:03,166 Here, this is my first novel. There you go! 52 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:05,791 Ah, okay. The Ebony Table. Thank you. 53 00:04:05,875 --> 00:04:06,708 -No problem. -Bye. 54 00:04:06,791 --> 00:04:09,750 -We've not introduced ourselves. -Alex! 55 00:04:11,583 --> 00:04:13,791 When she left, I felt like she was leaving me, 56 00:04:13,875 --> 00:04:15,500 even though nothing had happened. 57 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:17,875 I was in love. 58 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:24,458 I've not introduced myself. My name is Alex Caillard. 59 00:04:24,541 --> 00:04:25,791 Alex Baillard's signing… 60 00:04:25,875 --> 00:04:27,208 No, Caillard! 61 00:04:27,291 --> 00:04:28,291 Ah, sorry! 62 00:04:28,375 --> 00:04:32,500 Alex Caillard is doing a signing on the first floor of the bookshop 63 00:04:32,583 --> 00:04:35,500 for his first novel The Ebony Table. 64 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:38,000 I lead a peaceful life as a successful writer. 65 00:04:38,083 --> 00:04:40,416 It's for my hospitalized friend. 66 00:04:41,083 --> 00:04:43,083 -Oh, yes. -You can write, 67 00:04:43,166 --> 00:04:46,166 "To Suzanne, from Bernard-Henri Levy." 68 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:50,750 Well, a mostly peaceful life. 69 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:54,416 "To Suzanne, from Bernard-Henri." There we go! 70 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:55,750 Thanks. 71 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:58,875 It was precisely when I started to not think of her 72 00:04:58,958 --> 00:05:00,208 that she reappeared. 73 00:05:00,708 --> 00:05:02,875 -Hello. -I had never been such a loser. 74 00:05:02,958 --> 00:05:06,333 Hello. We know each other, right? 75 00:05:06,416 --> 00:05:08,416 -Yes. -Wait. Your name will come to me. 76 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:11,250 No, it won't because I never told you. 77 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:12,416 Laetitia. 78 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:16,416 Laetitia! Yes! That's the exact name you never told me! 79 00:05:17,375 --> 00:05:19,333 I heard you were signing your book. 80 00:05:19,416 --> 00:05:21,250 You came from Provence just for that? 81 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:23,041 Yes, I arrived at 5:00 today 82 00:05:23,125 --> 00:05:24,791 to make sure I didn't miss you! 83 00:05:24,875 --> 00:05:26,583 -No. -No! 84 00:05:28,875 --> 00:05:30,250 Will you sign mine? 85 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:34,041 Yes, Laetitia! 86 00:05:35,416 --> 00:05:39,750 "When a writer meets a woman 87 00:05:39,833 --> 00:05:43,625 and that woman hasn't… hasn't…" 88 00:05:48,708 --> 00:05:51,208 "To Laetitia. Best wishes. Alex." 89 00:05:51,958 --> 00:05:53,375 There you go! 90 00:05:55,125 --> 00:05:58,083 -What a job! -No way. You've sold three! 91 00:05:58,166 --> 00:06:01,458 Clémentine, my friend. Nothing has happened between us! 92 00:06:03,208 --> 00:06:07,083 Laetitia, single. Nothing has happened between us either. 93 00:06:09,208 --> 00:06:10,500 I was secretly scared. 94 00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:16,083 Like when my dad took the stabilizers off my first bike. 95 00:06:17,041 --> 00:06:19,166 -Can I ask you a question? -Yes. 96 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:21,291 Why does the protagonist want that table? 97 00:06:21,375 --> 00:06:23,750 He made love to his wife on it. 98 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:25,833 But why not search for his wife? 99 00:06:25,916 --> 00:06:27,625 He wants all-consuming love! 100 00:06:27,708 --> 00:06:29,583 Yeah, well, it's intriguing. 101 00:06:29,666 --> 00:06:31,291 A man preferring furniture to women? 102 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,333 Is it autobiographical? 103 00:06:33,416 --> 00:06:38,541 No. Well, as Flaubert said, "Madame Bovary is me." 104 00:06:39,208 --> 00:06:40,375 And the table is you! 105 00:06:45,791 --> 00:06:47,166 I'd like your opinion. 106 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:48,583 This is Mrs. Tanaka. 107 00:06:48,666 --> 00:06:50,458 Taste this. 108 00:06:50,541 --> 00:06:51,916 She's quite funny. 109 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,791 What is that squidgy white thing? 110 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:57,958 It's dog. 111 00:06:59,208 --> 00:07:01,541 Mrs. Tanaka, cooking dog is illegal in France! 112 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,208 But it's pitbull. Is that not allowed? 113 00:07:06,291 --> 00:07:07,208 No! 114 00:07:08,583 --> 00:07:10,958 Just a little welcome joke for your friend! 115 00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:15,541 -I'm sorry. -Oh, it's fine. 116 00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:22,291 Sorry. Want one? 117 00:07:23,541 --> 00:07:24,500 I'm trying to quit! 118 00:07:29,375 --> 00:07:31,666 -Do you like the piano? -As a piece of furniture? 119 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:32,583 No. 120 00:07:33,916 --> 00:07:35,958 If you like, I can play something? 121 00:07:36,625 --> 00:07:38,500 Oh yeah, what is your repertoire? 122 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:42,291 Well, I'll avoid "Bridge on The River Kwai" here, 123 00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:45,458 as a matter of diplomacy, however, 124 00:07:45,541 --> 00:07:47,500 I can hold my own with Bach. 125 00:07:47,583 --> 00:07:50,791 Mrs. Tanaka, may I play a bit of chilled improv on the piano? 126 00:07:55,166 --> 00:07:56,000 Bach. 127 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:15,333 The key thing with the piano is dexterity and flexibility of the wrist. 128 00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:24,166 -May I try? -Oh, you tinkle too? 129 00:08:29,541 --> 00:08:31,208 I also love Bach. 130 00:09:34,166 --> 00:09:37,875 Laetitia is the woman of my life. She's unlike anyone else. 131 00:09:37,958 --> 00:09:41,458 She gets me, protects me. She's my ray of sunshine. 132 00:09:41,541 --> 00:09:44,708 I love her! I don't want to lose her, 133 00:09:44,791 --> 00:09:48,291 and the best way to keep her is by living separately. 134 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:51,125 Each at our own places, then we can live a happy life. 135 00:09:52,041 --> 00:09:53,791 I must stay firm and determined! 136 00:09:54,416 --> 00:09:56,208 -I have no choice! -Alex. 137 00:09:58,166 --> 00:10:00,375 Are we living together, yes or no? 138 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:02,166 Yes! 139 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:03,458 Oh crap! 140 00:10:04,208 --> 00:10:05,041 Yes! 141 00:10:07,625 --> 00:10:09,791 -After a year, that's pretty normal. -Yes. 142 00:10:10,916 --> 00:10:12,250 Like a real couple! 143 00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:14,708 Yes. 144 00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:20,083 Monday at 8:00? 145 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:23,958 Monday at 8:00? 146 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:25,750 Monday at 8:00! 147 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:29,500 Monday at 8:00. Let's say 10:00! 148 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:38,291 Monday at 8:00! 149 00:10:40,666 --> 00:10:42,125 Let's say 10:00! 150 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:45,500 Living together is basically what we're doing. 151 00:10:46,416 --> 00:10:48,291 Are we living together, yes or no? 152 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:51,750 We're not a couple, just a situationship. Are we living together? 153 00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:52,666 Yes! 154 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:54,541 Hi, my love. Did you sleep well? 155 00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:56,500 Don't say it's Monday 8:00 already? 156 00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:03,125 Oh yes, yes, yes! It's Monday 9:00 even! 157 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:04,541 What's up with your voice? 158 00:11:04,625 --> 00:11:06,333 Where is my figurine collection? 159 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,291 -It's in the trash! -What? Grendizer? 160 00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:10,166 -Trash! -Have you lost your moral compass? 161 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:13,041 Trash! Alex, my love! 162 00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:15,166 Laetitia? 163 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:20,416 Alex, my love, it's the start of our life as a couple, a change, a revolution. 164 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,500 You will love your new life! Love it! 165 00:11:22,583 --> 00:11:23,750 Why speak like that? 166 00:11:32,666 --> 00:11:33,541 Yeah? 167 00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:35,208 Yeah. Hi, it's Clem. 168 00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:37,416 -Yeah. -How about the pool? 169 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,333 No, I have no room. 170 00:11:39,416 --> 00:11:41,208 Come on. I'll see you in 30 minutes. 171 00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:48,583 Oh, oh, oh. Alright. 172 00:11:51,958 --> 00:11:54,333 -Yes? -It's Jacques. Open up! 173 00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:58,208 -Who? -I've had enough! Enough! Up to here! 174 00:11:58,291 --> 00:12:00,583 I call, email you, and you don't answer. 175 00:12:00,666 --> 00:12:02,916 I send a fax, no answer! Must I send a carrier pigeon? 176 00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:04,750 Alex isn't here. 177 00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:06,500 You're getting me in deep shit. 178 00:12:06,583 --> 00:12:08,541 My boss gave you a year and a half advance. 179 00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:10,500 You've a month or I'll jump you. 180 00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:13,458 Alex told me to never let strangers in. 181 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:21,291 -Well, tell Alex I came by. -Yes, I will. 182 00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:24,166 -Sorry for bothering you. -No problem, sir! 183 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:28,416 No, but I don't get why you're panicking? 184 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:31,041 It's natural to want to live with who you love. 185 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:34,208 -Yes, but that scares me! -Extend your arms or you'll lose it. 186 00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:37,500 -I'm not losing it! -But what are you afraid of exactly? 187 00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:38,958 Day-to-day getting boring. 188 00:12:39,041 --> 00:12:41,833 Oh, but that's a cliché. Lord above! 189 00:12:41,916 --> 00:12:43,375 It's a fact after three years, 190 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,125 sex gets like North Korea! 191 00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:47,583 No, but listen, after a while, love does change, 192 00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:49,625 but there is tenderness, complicity. 193 00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:51,416 I don't give a crap about that! 194 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,041 I want excitement. Thrills! 195 00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:56,291 It can't always be thrilling! After a while, your batteries die. 196 00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:59,500 Well, that's just imagery. Extend your arms. You'll drown. 197 00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:01,166 No, I'm not drowning! 198 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:03,250 I know when I'm drowning, when I'm not! 199 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:05,375 No, but you're still on edge. 200 00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:06,750 I've had enough. I'm off! 201 00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:09,291 Yep, you're drowning. I can assure you that you are! 202 00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:20,875 I saw you swimming earlier. You're nicely toned. 203 00:13:23,916 --> 00:13:24,750 Me? 204 00:13:25,791 --> 00:13:29,750 Manureva. Like from the Alain Chamfort song. 205 00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:33,625 Alex. Like part of a Claude François song. 206 00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:37,416 Alex-andrie, Alex-andra. 207 00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:46,666 -Do you come here often? -I work here. 208 00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:49,666 I teach, prep the championship for synchronized swimming. 209 00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:50,916 Ah, okay. 210 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:56,250 Hi, Manureva. Am I interrupting something? 211 00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,208 Yes. 212 00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,125 Who's that? 213 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:04,625 Alex, are you going to judo tonight or going straight home? 214 00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:07,500 Judo. 215 00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:09,708 Or else I'll go to the movies with Laurence. 216 00:14:09,791 --> 00:14:11,041 That's not a problem. 217 00:14:11,916 --> 00:14:13,416 Whatever suits you. 218 00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:26,708 Thanks. That was Rudy, my ex. He's a pain. He won't stop pestering me. 219 00:14:26,791 --> 00:14:28,333 He wanted us to live together. 220 00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:31,166 You can't imagine the kind of excuses I came up with. 221 00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:32,291 Like what? 222 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,083 -Yes? -It's Alex. 223 00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:40,791 Jacques isn't in. He said don't open up to strangers. 224 00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:43,541 Open up. Don't leave your buddy on the landing! 225 00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:46,791 Yet that's quite common at yours! 226 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:51,875 You've opened my eyes. I must write that book, 227 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:54,958 but to write it, I need you to be more present. 228 00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:59,666 To do that, I was wondering if it would be a good idea for you 229 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,625 to come live at mine until I finish it. 230 00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:03,000 Me live at yours? 231 00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:04,916 -Yes. -What? For a month? 232 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:05,833 Yeah, exactly. 233 00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:07,833 -So I can coach you? -Yes. 234 00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,625 What's the real reason, Alex? 235 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,791 Laetitia gave an ultimatum 236 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,083 that she'd live at mine from Monday 8:00 237 00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:22,583 or she'd leave me. I'm not ready. I need to think about it. 238 00:15:22,666 --> 00:15:26,125 So you thought if this twit lives with you, she'll have to wait. 239 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:28,541 -Yes. -That won't work. 240 00:15:30,041 --> 00:15:31,041 Not with her. 241 00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:37,291 Or I have another solution. 242 00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:42,458 You're coming to live at mine because you need your best friend there 243 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:44,250 as you're feeling depressed. 244 00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:47,708 But I'm not. 245 00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:49,625 -Well, no! -So it's a no! 246 00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:53,708 Jacques! Jacques! 247 00:15:53,791 --> 00:15:56,375 I beg you, Jacques. Come live with me! 248 00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:01,041 Okay, fine, as you wish. 249 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,416 I won't finish my book, and you'll get fired. 250 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,708 -You know that's blackmail, right? -Perhaps! 251 00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:09,083 If you think you'll get in there using blackmail! 252 00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:10,916 What, Quick fast food? 253 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,083 No! The French Academy, my boy! 254 00:16:18,541 --> 00:16:20,958 Okay, I'll agree, 255 00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:22,541 if you finish your novel, 256 00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:24,666 but I'll be on your case day and night. 257 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,333 -Well, then? -Okay. 258 00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:29,708 Is it made with olive oil? 259 00:16:29,791 --> 00:16:32,541 Exactly. We have a vast range of oil. 260 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,000 It regulates triglycerides. 261 00:16:34,083 --> 00:16:34,916 Is she here? 262 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,750 Yes! It's also great for your cardiovascular system. 263 00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:39,791 It hydrates the body and skin. 264 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:40,791 Swallow is a bird! 265 00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:44,500 -That's so funny. -I love it. 266 00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:45,750 Oh yeah. 267 00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:47,708 -It's quite simple. -Silly, but great. 268 00:16:47,791 --> 00:16:50,916 I was told a joke the other day. It was… It was… 269 00:16:51,791 --> 00:16:52,625 Are you alright? 270 00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:55,541 -Here is your cell phone! -Oh, thanks. 271 00:16:56,541 --> 00:16:59,291 Alex, this is Pierre-Yves. Pierre-Yves, Alex. 272 00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:01,333 He's my new sales manager. 273 00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:04,041 Hello. 274 00:17:06,916 --> 00:17:09,041 Sales management looks hilarious. 275 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:11,791 No, it's because I was telling Laetitia a joke. 276 00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:15,125 Oh, really? Which one? I'm interested. I love to laugh. 277 00:17:16,541 --> 00:17:21,583 Well, it's… What does a chest of drawers have in common with? 278 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,000 A swallow? Nothing. 279 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,250 One is furniture, one is a bird! 280 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,916 I always found that joke a bit stupid. 281 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,833 I find it funny. It's off the wall. It's so English. 282 00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:33,333 Stop being quirky. Let's go? 283 00:17:33,416 --> 00:17:34,625 Wait two seconds! 284 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:47,000 -You're a writer, is that right? -Oh yeah, yeah. 285 00:17:48,541 --> 00:17:50,291 It can't be easy to live off that. 286 00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:51,500 Oh, it's… 287 00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:53,708 You got another job on the side? 288 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,916 Yes, I work at Galeries Lafayette! 289 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,916 Bernard-Henri Levy comes into the lingerie department, 290 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,916 and I eat at the canteen every morning with Jean d'Ormesson. 291 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:10,916 Excuse him. He's quitting smoking. It makes him a bit… 292 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,916 -On edge? -No, no. Idiotic. 293 00:18:13,916 --> 00:18:15,666 -See you tomorrow! -Yes. 294 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:19,250 He asked to come live with you? 295 00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:22,875 Well, yes! He got depressed all of a sudden. Just like that, bam! 296 00:18:22,958 --> 00:18:24,250 -Bam! -Bam! 297 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:25,916 He tugged at my heartstrings. 298 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,916 All of a sudden, you have a heart. 299 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,041 Laetitia, I had no choice! 300 00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:34,125 But why you? You're not his only buddy? 301 00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:36,708 Oh, but I am! Jacques and I are like this. 302 00:18:36,791 --> 00:18:38,791 -I'm the Yin to his Yang. -Ping to his pong. 303 00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:41,166 -Yeah, I'm his close friend. -Okay, I get it. 304 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,583 For the sake of my friendship, I can't look-- 305 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,500 Well, the problem is clearly us two. 306 00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:49,458 What might that mean? 307 00:18:49,541 --> 00:18:53,458 Living together. If Jacques is at yours for a month, that's not possible. 308 00:18:53,541 --> 00:18:55,875 No, it's out of the question you not moving in! 309 00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:59,125 Whether Jacques is there or not, you're moving in, like we said! 310 00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:01,208 Really. Sure about that? 311 00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:03,750 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 312 00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:07,625 We'll have our work cut out for us taking care of him, even with two of us. 313 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:11,875 The hardest bit will be when he starts crying for no reason. 314 00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:16,166 It's probably best you go. For Jacques, you know. 315 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:21,125 No, it's fine. I have to go get him from his in an hour. 316 00:19:50,666 --> 00:19:52,333 Could you help me, please? 317 00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:53,250 Yes. 318 00:19:58,250 --> 00:19:59,500 -There you go. -Thanks. 319 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,458 -Are you worrying about Jacques? -Yes. 320 00:20:05,916 --> 00:20:07,000 Is that all? 321 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:08,750 Just that. 322 00:20:11,791 --> 00:20:14,333 How do I look? Am I not too underdressed? 323 00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:16,125 I'm biased. I want you undressed. 324 00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:18,666 When he's there, 325 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,208 maybe we see each other less. 326 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,166 Why say that? 327 00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:24,916 I don't know. I'd like you to be there for him, 328 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,083 then he'll go quicker. 329 00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:30,166 Yes, but you know someone with depression needs to be alone too. 330 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:31,083 Oh, really? 331 00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:33,541 Yes, so it'd be good for me to leave him sometimes 332 00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:35,958 so I can sleep with… at yours. 333 00:20:36,041 --> 00:20:38,083 No. You are responsible for him. 334 00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:40,333 Wait for him to feel better, then see to me. 335 00:20:48,041 --> 00:20:49,666 Jacques, can I ask you something? 336 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:50,625 Yeah! 337 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,583 Why didn't you leave Eugène at home? 338 00:20:52,666 --> 00:20:55,208 You're so irresponsible! You can't leave kids alone! 339 00:20:55,291 --> 00:20:57,041 That's not what I meant. 340 00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:59,916 Plus, Eugène is happy being here. Eh, Eugène? 341 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,125 Why do we have to live in this lousy house? 342 00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:04,916 Uncle Alex doesn't want to live with Aunt Laetitia! Go! 343 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,166 Here's the sofa, which turns into a bed. 344 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,208 No, that's fragile! 345 00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:15,583 Yes, of course. No way. 346 00:21:15,666 --> 00:21:17,375 Your room will be fine for us! 347 00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:18,708 No, I was more thinking-- 348 00:21:18,791 --> 00:21:20,041 I have standards. 349 00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:21,125 That's fine for you. 350 00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:23,791 You'll wake up and be right by your desk. 351 00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:25,583 You need to tidy up. It's a mess! 352 00:21:25,666 --> 00:21:26,541 Now, the kitchen. 353 00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:28,208 -Stop! -Yes! 354 00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:30,125 We're going on a tour! Eugène! 355 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,333 Here you have green beans, peas, 356 00:21:35,416 --> 00:21:37,041 rice, pasta. 357 00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:38,500 Why are you showing us this? 358 00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:40,125 So you can cook. 359 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,250 What do you mean "cook"? 360 00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:44,250 You've never seen a kitchen? 361 00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:46,416 Yes. We've got one. 362 00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:49,291 What do you do in a kitchen? You cook! 363 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,666 Dad gets takeout. 364 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,833 Dad gets takeout! 365 00:21:54,541 --> 00:21:58,500 I'll still show you for breakfast. So you have coffee, tea, 366 00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:02,958 sugar, honey, cereals. 367 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,375 You have takeout for breakfast? 368 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,958 From Fauchon delicatessen. You know, Eugène is fussy! 369 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:15,666 Paul Anka, Gold edition! 370 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:17,333 Thanks. You didn't tell Alex? 371 00:22:17,416 --> 00:22:18,416 No, I swear. 372 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,041 Have you heard from Jacques? 373 00:22:20,125 --> 00:22:22,000 He was at Marion's party last night. 374 00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:23,166 He's crazy! 375 00:22:23,833 --> 00:22:25,208 So idiotic. He asked Alex 376 00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:26,750 to stay as he's depressed. 377 00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:31,625 Now you mention it, it's true, 378 00:22:31,708 --> 00:22:32,625 he's crazy sad. 379 00:22:33,416 --> 00:22:36,250 Don't worry, Clem. I thought so. Just wanted to check. 380 00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:38,583 No, but listen, you mustn't fly off the handle. 381 00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:39,833 Thanks for the record. 382 00:22:39,916 --> 00:22:40,750 Laetitia! I… 383 00:22:49,458 --> 00:22:50,291 Caviar? 384 00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:54,666 -For breakfast? -Phosphorus is good for Eugène! 385 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,958 -Are you expecting someone? -No. 386 00:22:59,041 --> 00:23:00,000 Eugène? 387 00:23:00,083 --> 00:23:02,666 No, Dad, I don't have a social life yet. 388 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:08,000 Yeah? Ah, Laetitia. 389 00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:11,250 Yeah, I'll let you in! See you in a minute! 390 00:23:16,958 --> 00:23:22,541 Jacques, it's Laetitia. Don't forget, you're depressed. Depressed! 391 00:23:23,791 --> 00:23:24,958 He's not doing well. 392 00:23:52,791 --> 00:23:54,291 Hello, Jacques. 393 00:23:58,416 --> 00:23:59,916 Hel-lo. 394 00:24:03,958 --> 00:24:07,166 I know you're going through a difficult time. 395 00:24:08,875 --> 00:24:10,750 You must climb that mountain. 396 00:24:13,041 --> 00:24:16,541 You need to know that you have two rocks to help you. 397 00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:20,583 Alex and me. 398 00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:24,083 You want to cry. 399 00:24:28,958 --> 00:24:33,083 Yes, you do. If it does you good, then cry! 400 00:24:34,416 --> 00:24:35,750 Cry! 401 00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:40,625 Cry! 402 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,083 -Hello, Laetitia. -Hello, Eugène. 403 00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:05,375 Hello, sir. 404 00:25:06,041 --> 00:25:07,875 Jacques, go and rest. 405 00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:09,625 Oh, yes. 406 00:25:12,791 --> 00:25:13,625 Are you serious? 407 00:25:13,708 --> 00:25:16,291 Well, yes, I've thought about it. 408 00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:19,000 I shouldn't leave you all alone with Jacques. 409 00:25:21,458 --> 00:25:22,708 You don't realize 410 00:25:22,791 --> 00:25:25,041 how it is living with a depressed person. 411 00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:28,416 I know all too well, and I love you. I don't just want to go through 412 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,166 good moments with you but bad too. 413 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:31,875 We said you'd move in in a month, 414 00:25:31,958 --> 00:25:33,916 once Jacques has left. 415 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:36,250 I'm sorry. 416 00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:40,250 All four of us living at yours isn't possible. 417 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:41,250 Evidently! 418 00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:44,250 You need peace and quiet to write. 419 00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:46,458 I need peace. Lots of peace and quiet! 420 00:25:46,541 --> 00:25:48,458 Jacques needs peace to get better. 421 00:25:48,541 --> 00:25:50,083 Peace and quiet. Lots of it! 422 00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:52,000 I'll leave the store, go on vacation. 423 00:25:53,583 --> 00:25:54,458 Why say that? 424 00:25:55,208 --> 00:25:57,541 Well, remember Pierre-Yves, my sales manager? 425 00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:59,291 Have you got a job on the side? 426 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:00,958 Mr. Gold Chain! 427 00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:04,375 Mr. Gold Chain has a house in Normandy, Ouistreham, 428 00:26:04,458 --> 00:26:07,583 and he wants to lend it to us. That's super kind, isn't it? 429 00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:09,000 Super kind! 430 00:26:09,083 --> 00:26:12,000 Ouistreham! That's out of the question. I'm a pure Parisian! 431 00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:14,500 I can't stand the country or the sea. In the mountains. 432 00:26:14,583 --> 00:26:16,375 I can't do without raclette nights! 433 00:26:16,458 --> 00:26:20,375 It's just a month! I'm not asking you for the world, goddammit! 434 00:26:20,458 --> 00:26:23,083 It's not a penal colony, it's a holiday home! 435 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:25,375 I only see one solution. Tell her the truth. 436 00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:27,916 The truth? 437 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,666 If I admit to her I lied, she'll leave me. 438 00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:34,208 Then I'd die, understand? I can't live without her! 439 00:26:34,291 --> 00:26:36,375 It seems that's what you're trying to do. 440 00:26:38,083 --> 00:26:39,000 You can't do this. 441 00:26:39,083 --> 00:26:40,708 Speaking as a friend, 442 00:26:40,791 --> 00:26:43,000 put it off, but you must decide in a month. 443 00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:45,291 You can't bear to live with her? Break it off. 444 00:26:46,166 --> 00:26:47,875 -Otherwise… -Otherwise? 445 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:50,500 You're just a jerk. 446 00:26:51,291 --> 00:26:52,500 Luckily you're my buddy. 447 00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:56,125 Eugène, would you just drop your best friend? 448 00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:58,750 Using a child for that is pathetic. 449 00:26:58,833 --> 00:27:01,750 Come on, Eugène. Have a nice day, sir! Come on! 450 00:27:03,375 --> 00:27:05,083 I can easily change publisher! 451 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:25,125 Alex isn't my best friend. 452 00:27:25,708 --> 00:27:28,333 I have loads of other friends. Better than Alex. 453 00:27:32,291 --> 00:27:34,250 I can drop him and do what I want! 454 00:27:36,291 --> 00:27:38,791 Pierre-Yves told me the house is amazing. 455 00:27:38,875 --> 00:27:41,750 As it's at the seaside, and it's really peaceful. 456 00:27:43,541 --> 00:27:45,041 How big is your gas tank? 457 00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:47,166 Oh, I don't know! 458 00:27:48,791 --> 00:27:52,291 Pump number eight. You have to press on the trigger. 459 00:27:52,375 --> 00:27:57,833 Gentleman in the purple. Yes, you! Press on the trigger! Thanks! 460 00:28:01,125 --> 00:28:04,625 Ah, it's beautiful. That feeling of eternity. 461 00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:08,833 Ah, wow! It's so peaceful. 462 00:28:09,583 --> 00:28:12,125 -Indeed. Just what you need to feel calm. -Peaceful. 463 00:28:19,291 --> 00:28:20,833 Watch out with that camera! 464 00:28:23,458 --> 00:28:24,666 Taste this. 465 00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:30,666 -Tastes good, right? -Yes. 466 00:28:31,958 --> 00:28:32,958 Nice and peaceful. 467 00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:54,166 Here. 468 00:28:57,416 --> 00:28:58,583 Beautiful, isn't it? 469 00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:02,250 It's beautiful, 470 00:29:04,166 --> 00:29:05,541 but it's peaceful! 471 00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:11,750 Hey, turn your car around! 472 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:14,125 Train arriving at Paris Gare du Nord. 473 00:29:14,208 --> 00:29:16,416 You are arriving at Paris Gare du Nord. 474 00:29:19,208 --> 00:29:20,291 What are you doing? 475 00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:21,583 I miss Paris. 476 00:29:22,291 --> 00:29:23,458 Not bad! 477 00:29:23,541 --> 00:29:25,958 The sea is starting to get on my nerves. 478 00:29:26,041 --> 00:29:27,958 You're doing good at faking depression. 479 00:29:29,083 --> 00:29:31,250 However, be careful. Sometimes it's too much. 480 00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:33,541 It has to stop. I can't cope anymore! 481 00:29:33,625 --> 00:29:35,500 You can drop the act if it's just us. 482 00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:39,250 So tell me then, Jacques. Have you read it? What did you think? 483 00:29:39,333 --> 00:29:42,916 It's terrible. Your characters aren't likable. It's hard work. 484 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,500 For once, I agree with you. 485 00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:50,375 I can't seem to write. I've too much pressure with Laetitia. 486 00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:51,375 It's a real issue. 487 00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:53,208 She's hot, she wants to love you. 488 00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:54,291 Call that a problem? 489 00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:55,458 But you don't get it. 490 00:29:55,541 --> 00:29:56,666 Oh. Sorry. 491 00:29:57,833 --> 00:30:01,708 Just passing through. I'm not here! You didn't see me. 492 00:30:03,250 --> 00:30:05,958 For sure, I don't get it! Be careful, Alex, okay. 493 00:30:06,041 --> 00:30:07,958 It's fine, Jacques, you're not my dad! 494 00:30:08,041 --> 00:30:10,916 Whoa! I kindly followed you here. You're going to listen. 495 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,541 You're lucky to have Laetitia. 496 00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:15,000 As usual, you're hesitating. Do I, don't I? 497 00:30:15,083 --> 00:30:16,000 You're a jerk! 498 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,875 Worried about your book? 499 00:30:38,041 --> 00:30:39,291 If you like. 500 00:30:41,875 --> 00:30:43,041 Forgotten something? 501 00:30:44,458 --> 00:30:45,291 What? 502 00:30:46,375 --> 00:30:48,125 You're 35 today. 503 00:30:49,125 --> 00:30:50,500 Thirty-five years old. 504 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,375 How did I get that old? 505 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:05,125 Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you 506 00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:11,666 I hope you like it. 507 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,958 Open it! 508 00:31:33,083 --> 00:31:34,333 Thanks, my love. 509 00:31:37,916 --> 00:31:39,500 -You're not buying anything? -No. 510 00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:48,791 I want Mediterranean Ave. 511 00:31:48,875 --> 00:31:52,333 You can't do that. Don't you dare touch Mediterranean Ave. It's mine! 512 00:31:54,625 --> 00:31:56,583 Six. One, two, three, four, five, six. 513 00:31:56,666 --> 00:31:58,541 Ah, chance card! 514 00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:03,583 Go directly to jail. 515 00:32:03,666 --> 00:32:05,875 Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. 516 00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,541 You're super unlucky, aren't you? 517 00:32:08,958 --> 00:32:12,416 You know what that jerk Jacques dared to say to me? 518 00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:15,708 Given what I subject my characters to, I don't like them! 519 00:32:15,791 --> 00:32:17,500 From what I read, he's right. 520 00:32:17,583 --> 00:32:21,625 No, not at all! I'm talking about today's couples. 521 00:32:21,708 --> 00:32:23,750 Describing them as they are. I invent nothing! 522 00:32:23,833 --> 00:32:26,625 Your couples start off badly and end badly! 523 00:32:26,708 --> 00:32:30,000 But open your eyes, Laetitia. Not a single couple lasts. 524 00:32:35,583 --> 00:32:37,500 And what am I in your life? 525 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:45,291 That has nothing to do with it. I love you. It's… 526 00:32:45,375 --> 00:32:47,625 But you can never commit to anything with me, 527 00:32:47,708 --> 00:32:50,041 with work, or your friends. You don't know how! 528 00:32:50,125 --> 00:32:51,875 Listen, Laetitia. 529 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,083 A minivan on credit, vacations in La Baule, 530 00:32:55,166 --> 00:32:57,583 an army of kids, it suffocates me. 531 00:32:58,125 --> 00:33:00,958 You have to understand one thing. If I live with you, 532 00:33:01,958 --> 00:33:03,125 I'll lose you. 533 00:33:03,208 --> 00:33:05,875 Oh, how ridiculous! That's crap, and you're full of crap! 534 00:33:05,958 --> 00:33:08,333 -It's crap? -You're full of crap! 535 00:33:08,416 --> 00:33:10,708 Well, you'll see if couples are crap or not! 536 00:33:10,791 --> 00:33:12,625 -Sorry, ma'am. -Stop it, Alex! 537 00:33:12,708 --> 00:33:16,458 Evening! Evening! One question. Do you still love each other? 538 00:33:16,541 --> 00:33:20,291 None of your business. If you don't mind, keep your voice down! 539 00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:23,833 Just, I… Ladies and gentlemen! I just want to check something. 540 00:33:24,625 --> 00:33:27,625 Two seconds. It's for this lady who is a tad too romantic. 541 00:33:27,708 --> 00:33:29,541 Alex, if you carry on, I'm off! 542 00:33:29,625 --> 00:33:30,875 Let's do a little survey! 543 00:33:30,958 --> 00:33:32,708 Please, sir, don't make a scene. 544 00:33:32,791 --> 00:33:34,500 It's not a scene, it's a survey! 545 00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:39,083 Whoever is still in love, stand up! 546 00:33:47,375 --> 00:33:49,625 Come on, come on, come on. 547 00:34:06,625 --> 00:34:07,916 I'm going back to Paris. 548 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,500 Tell Jacques to cut the acting. Now I know why! 549 00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:26,625 Mind your step. It's fine! Slowly does it. 550 00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:29,375 Me too, I can also get irritated. 551 00:34:32,166 --> 00:34:34,125 I heard you, seagulls, it's all good. 552 00:34:37,416 --> 00:34:38,916 Hello. 553 00:34:40,958 --> 00:34:42,458 Oh, wow. 554 00:34:42,541 --> 00:34:46,125 I'm seeing flashes! I walked too quickly! 555 00:34:50,041 --> 00:34:51,916 Help! 556 00:34:53,416 --> 00:34:55,083 How did you do that? 557 00:34:55,666 --> 00:34:58,958 The can of sauerkraut. 558 00:35:00,416 --> 00:35:03,791 In the microwave. It was beautiful! 559 00:35:09,166 --> 00:35:10,375 Beautiful. 560 00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:24,916 You should know that 561 00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:29,583 even up in heaven, your dad will keep protecting you, okay? 562 00:35:29,666 --> 00:35:31,500 Ah, okay. Yes. 563 00:35:32,541 --> 00:35:33,791 -Dad? -Yes? 564 00:35:33,875 --> 00:35:35,916 Can I take a photo to show my friends? 565 00:35:38,791 --> 00:35:42,333 No, but, Eugène, wait for us in the corridor. Your dad is tired. 566 00:35:42,416 --> 00:35:43,250 Oh? 567 00:35:44,583 --> 00:35:46,041 And where has Laetitia gone? 568 00:35:47,333 --> 00:35:48,416 Back to Paris. 569 00:35:49,875 --> 00:35:51,250 I swear to you. 570 00:35:51,333 --> 00:35:53,041 He microwaved a can of sauerkraut. 571 00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:55,958 The door flew off and hit his face. I've never seen that! 572 00:35:57,750 --> 00:35:59,208 Wait. Sorry, I've got to go. 573 00:36:00,833 --> 00:36:03,166 Are you Mr. Jousseaume? 574 00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:04,208 He's here, yes. 575 00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:08,708 Evening. So, Mr. Jousseaume. 576 00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:10,333 How are you feeling? In pain? 577 00:36:11,291 --> 00:36:12,750 No, not really. 578 00:36:12,833 --> 00:36:15,291 Okay, then! Well, that's a good sign! 579 00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:19,208 However, my eyes feel cold. 580 00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:22,916 That's not a good sign. 581 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:24,708 Sorry? 582 00:36:24,791 --> 00:36:26,958 We'll keep him a week for observation. 583 00:36:27,791 --> 00:36:29,708 Because of the sauerkraut? 584 00:36:29,791 --> 00:36:32,125 I have every reason to believe he is depressed. 585 00:36:32,208 --> 00:36:33,666 Ah no, you shouldn't. 586 00:36:33,750 --> 00:36:35,708 I asked him to fake depression. 587 00:36:35,791 --> 00:36:37,416 Really, and am I a vet or what? 588 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:38,666 No! 589 00:36:39,458 --> 00:36:41,791 Not Normandy, I want to go back to France! 590 00:36:41,875 --> 00:36:43,375 Jacques. It's only a week! 591 00:36:43,458 --> 00:36:44,625 A week. 592 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,500 Take care of Eugène, will you? 593 00:36:48,583 --> 00:36:50,083 Why Eugène? 594 00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:52,458 Thanks, Alex. You're a brother to me! 595 00:36:53,666 --> 00:36:57,583 Hey! Eugène! What's up with you? Why the hell are you on my computer? 596 00:36:57,666 --> 00:36:59,750 I'm correcting your spelling mistakes! 597 00:36:59,833 --> 00:37:00,791 Oh, really? 598 00:37:02,708 --> 00:37:03,833 Are there lots? 599 00:37:04,541 --> 00:37:06,666 No, mainly mistakes with syntax. 600 00:37:07,166 --> 00:37:08,083 Want me to stop? 601 00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:10,416 No, no, no, no. Go on. Carry on! 602 00:37:11,708 --> 00:37:14,541 Hello, Mr. Alex. Here is your mail. 603 00:37:14,625 --> 00:37:18,375 I also have a letter from your girlfriend. 604 00:37:40,583 --> 00:37:42,375 Did you have a nice time in Ouistreham? 605 00:37:42,458 --> 00:37:44,541 -Can we talk about something else? -Okay. 606 00:37:46,833 --> 00:37:49,125 I'm delighted to meet your parents! 607 00:37:49,875 --> 00:37:52,333 It's mainly a chance for you to visit the farm. 608 00:37:52,416 --> 00:37:53,250 Of course. 609 00:37:54,125 --> 00:37:55,666 Nothing planned this weekend? 610 00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:57,666 Nothing better than going out with you. 611 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:01,083 Do you like orangeade? 612 00:38:09,750 --> 00:38:10,666 She said nothing? 613 00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:16,666 No, no, no. I just saw her get in a car with a gentleman. 614 00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:17,833 What was he like? 615 00:38:17,916 --> 00:38:19,625 Young, well dressed. 616 00:38:19,708 --> 00:38:21,166 Got a job on the side? 617 00:38:21,250 --> 00:38:22,166 With a gold chain? 618 00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:23,500 Oh yes! 619 00:38:41,583 --> 00:38:42,708 Hey! 620 00:38:50,458 --> 00:38:52,208 How are you, Mom? 621 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000 -Hi, Dad. -Darling! 622 00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:56,000 Sir. 623 00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:56,916 How are you? 624 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,708 This is Pierre-Yves de Tailly. 625 00:38:58,791 --> 00:39:00,500 Our new sales manager. 626 00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:03,166 Oh. Nice to meet you! Fancy some orangeade? 627 00:39:04,458 --> 00:39:05,500 Gladly! 628 00:39:05,583 --> 00:39:06,916 Strawberry or mint? 629 00:39:08,333 --> 00:39:09,791 -Strawberry. -I'll see to it. 630 00:39:09,875 --> 00:39:10,791 Don't go anywhere. 631 00:39:10,875 --> 00:39:13,458 I'll come help. I'll let you get to know each other! 632 00:39:18,333 --> 00:39:19,583 What an amazing region. 633 00:39:24,291 --> 00:39:26,166 It's far away, but it's beautiful! 634 00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:28,500 Far away from what? 635 00:39:30,083 --> 00:39:32,291 Far away from… nothing! 636 00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:35,333 Your new man is nice. 637 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:36,583 He's not my "new man". 638 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:40,000 Oh, really? You're still with… What's his name again? 639 00:39:40,083 --> 00:39:43,125 Alex. He's called Alex. 640 00:39:43,875 --> 00:39:46,083 Sorry for not remembering dear, but I must say, 641 00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:47,791 he's never been to see us. 642 00:39:47,875 --> 00:39:50,083 He's never invited us anywhere. 643 00:39:50,166 --> 00:39:53,000 He's always kept at a distance, I find. 644 00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:55,666 Yes, that's for sure. Distance is his specialty. 645 00:39:55,750 --> 00:39:58,583 We know nothing about him. For example, his parents, 646 00:39:58,666 --> 00:39:59,750 he's never introduced us. 647 00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:02,458 Yes, well, that's normal. They're dead. 648 00:40:02,541 --> 00:40:05,000 He could have taken us to see them at the cemetery. 649 00:40:10,916 --> 00:40:12,708 What do a swallow and a chest of-- 650 00:40:12,791 --> 00:40:15,250 One is furniture and the other is a bird! 651 00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:17,333 That's it. 652 00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:23,833 No, believe me, your Alex is a bit like your dad. 653 00:40:23,916 --> 00:40:25,666 Oh, really? How so? 654 00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:29,166 Men need an electric shock so that they understand. 655 00:40:30,416 --> 00:40:33,541 If I hadn't slept with Louis… 656 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:36,333 Louis? 657 00:40:38,083 --> 00:40:39,083 Louis Franval. 658 00:40:41,625 --> 00:40:43,416 Wait. You slept with Louis Franval? 659 00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:47,750 The vet? You never told me that. 660 00:40:47,833 --> 00:40:50,666 Did I forget to tell you? Must have slipped my mind! 661 00:40:51,291 --> 00:40:53,416 But rest assured, it went really well. 662 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:56,166 I had to come up with something so your dad would 663 00:40:56,250 --> 00:40:59,125 realize he'd lose me if he didn't live with me. 664 00:40:59,208 --> 00:41:00,916 Ever thought of changing the name? 665 00:41:01,708 --> 00:41:04,666 Sun Pearls Oil. 666 00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:07,208 That'd sound better internationally. 667 00:41:07,291 --> 00:41:09,375 Yes, but it sounds wrong regionally. 668 00:41:10,583 --> 00:41:13,041 It has been Cosso Oils for six generations. 669 00:41:13,125 --> 00:41:14,708 That won't change now either, 670 00:41:15,333 --> 00:41:16,500 even if you took ages to come. 671 00:41:16,583 --> 00:41:17,416 OK? 672 00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:18,333 -Yes, yes! -Yes! 673 00:41:18,416 --> 00:41:20,916 Hello! Hello! Hello! 674 00:41:23,541 --> 00:41:25,708 What's a yogurt pot on your cell for? 675 00:41:26,291 --> 00:41:28,958 It's to filter out the calls, and that way, I, I… 676 00:41:30,208 --> 00:41:32,041 it's really complicated, Eugène. 677 00:41:32,125 --> 00:41:33,541 It's adult stuff. 678 00:41:36,083 --> 00:41:37,291 I'm unhappy, Eugène. 679 00:41:38,333 --> 00:41:40,041 I love Laetitia. I want to know 680 00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:42,208 if she's seeing a guy with a chain bracelet. 681 00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:44,375 That's why I have yogurt on my cell! 682 00:41:45,375 --> 00:41:46,375 That's stupid! 683 00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:02,666 -Hello! -Hello, yes? 684 00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:05,625 Hi, I'd like to know if Pierre-Yves is there, please? 685 00:42:05,708 --> 00:42:07,625 Oh, yes. Please hold. I'll connect you… 686 00:42:09,166 --> 00:42:13,916 Sneaky little rat! 687 00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:20,416 This is divine! This land, all of these olive trees. 688 00:42:21,291 --> 00:42:23,583 It's as if their roots stir up emotion in you. 689 00:42:25,375 --> 00:42:28,291 That's normal. My whole family was buried in these fields. 690 00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:30,833 Each tree is one of my ancestors. 691 00:42:31,416 --> 00:42:33,541 That's uncle René. 692 00:42:35,875 --> 00:42:38,375 Then over there, at the back, 693 00:42:38,458 --> 00:42:39,791 is granny Jacqueline. 694 00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:42,250 Known as granny compote. 695 00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:45,125 That's lovely. 696 00:42:45,208 --> 00:42:46,416 Yes, but not true. 697 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:50,208 Oh, you can't do that to me. 698 00:42:50,291 --> 00:42:52,458 I believe everything you say. I'm gullible. 699 00:42:52,541 --> 00:42:53,958 I love that. 700 00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:59,375 Tonight, when everyone is asleep, come into my room. 701 00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:04,625 No. I saw that one coming! 702 00:43:04,708 --> 00:43:05,875 I'm being serious. 703 00:43:07,208 --> 00:43:08,458 Hello, ma'am. 704 00:43:08,541 --> 00:43:10,375 You can call me Odile if you like. 705 00:43:10,458 --> 00:43:11,583 Okay, ma'am. 706 00:43:14,375 --> 00:43:18,708 -Will you be long? -An hour. I'm going for a swim. 707 00:43:18,791 --> 00:43:20,875 Ah, you're sporty. That's good. 708 00:43:20,958 --> 00:43:23,625 He doesn't go for the sport. He goes to calm down. 709 00:43:23,708 --> 00:43:26,708 Laetitia has gone off with some guy with a chain bracelet. 710 00:43:28,541 --> 00:43:29,916 I really must go swimming. 711 00:44:41,708 --> 00:44:43,500 -Hello! -Hi. 712 00:44:43,583 --> 00:44:46,916 Alex. We saw each other the other day. Remember? Your ex was here. 713 00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:49,708 Not coming in for a swim? 714 00:44:49,791 --> 00:44:53,416 Yes, yes, yeah! Perhaps not! 715 00:44:54,333 --> 00:44:56,708 Part of me wants to, but I'm not sure-- 716 00:44:56,791 --> 00:44:58,291 Want to help me get out? 717 00:44:58,375 --> 00:44:59,500 Yes, of course! 718 00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:12,958 No, that's not funny. It's freezing. 719 00:45:13,041 --> 00:45:14,250 Oh! 720 00:45:15,333 --> 00:45:16,416 Manureva. 721 00:45:18,375 --> 00:45:19,625 No, that's not funny. 722 00:45:42,166 --> 00:45:43,958 What are you doing, Pierre-Yves? 723 00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:45,500 I don't know. 724 00:45:47,083 --> 00:45:49,416 I think your hand is on my breast. 725 00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:51,416 I don't know. 726 00:47:33,708 --> 00:47:36,125 I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me. 727 00:47:36,208 --> 00:47:38,541 I wanted to see if I'm still in love with Alex. 728 00:47:40,166 --> 00:47:41,041 And are you? 729 00:47:41,833 --> 00:47:42,791 Well, yes. 730 00:47:43,375 --> 00:47:45,666 -Ah! -But that was great. 731 00:47:45,750 --> 00:47:47,916 -Really? -Yes, it was really brilliant. 732 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,875 -True. So you liked it? -It was super! 733 00:47:50,625 --> 00:47:52,708 Especially at the start, when you… 734 00:47:53,250 --> 00:47:55,083 -It was really great! -Oh, really? 735 00:47:55,166 --> 00:47:56,416 Yes! 736 00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:58,958 Plus the solo in the middle? 737 00:47:59,041 --> 00:48:01,375 The solo? Was too much of a solo. 738 00:48:01,458 --> 00:48:03,041 -Ah yes. -Yeah. 739 00:48:03,125 --> 00:48:05,166 Yeah. I felt like that too. 740 00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:07,083 No, but the second round… 741 00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:09,333 Ah, the second round. 742 00:48:09,833 --> 00:48:10,708 That was great. 743 00:48:11,375 --> 00:48:12,416 Oh yeah. 744 00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:13,583 -Oh yeah! Yes. -Really? 745 00:48:13,666 --> 00:48:14,750 Oh yeah. 746 00:48:14,833 --> 00:48:16,916 Ah, well, I'm happy you said that 747 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,208 because the second round was my favorite bit. 748 00:48:19,291 --> 00:48:20,583 Ah okay. 749 00:48:20,666 --> 00:48:22,500 -That makes two of us. -Oh, good! 750 00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:25,166 -Cool. -You're not angry at me, then? 751 00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:26,125 -No. -Ah good. 752 00:48:26,208 --> 00:48:27,583 -No, no. -It's for the best. 753 00:48:27,666 --> 00:48:29,125 Yes. It's all good. 754 00:48:29,791 --> 00:48:30,833 No worries. 755 00:48:32,291 --> 00:48:33,250 Okay, then. 756 00:48:34,625 --> 00:48:36,833 What should we do now? 757 00:48:42,833 --> 00:48:43,666 I can't get it. 758 00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:48,500 A painter… Guernica? Does that ring any bells? 759 00:48:56,083 --> 00:48:57,375 No, I can't get it. 760 00:48:58,625 --> 00:48:59,708 It's also a car. 761 00:48:59,791 --> 00:49:00,958 The Picasso. 762 00:49:01,041 --> 00:49:04,625 Just Picasso, not "the". It's a man's name. 763 00:49:05,916 --> 00:49:06,833 Yeah. 764 00:49:08,166 --> 00:49:11,000 The last train 765 00:49:11,083 --> 00:49:14,000 from Ouistreham pulls in at the station at platform 27. 766 00:49:14,791 --> 00:49:16,916 The next departure is in ten days. 767 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:22,875 -Alex. -Jacques. 768 00:49:23,708 --> 00:49:24,541 How are you? 769 00:49:25,083 --> 00:49:25,916 Alright. 770 00:49:27,458 --> 00:49:29,083 -Is the Eiffel Tower still there? -Yes. 771 00:49:29,166 --> 00:49:31,083 Nothing's gone in your absence, 772 00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:33,750 apart from the suburbs. Did you hear? Just messing. 773 00:49:34,958 --> 00:49:37,250 -And Eugène? -He's fine. He's at the janitor's. 774 00:49:37,333 --> 00:49:40,500 Oh, Alex! I'm free. I've regrouped and rediscovered myself. 775 00:49:41,916 --> 00:49:43,041 How is Laetitia? 776 00:49:44,416 --> 00:49:46,208 The taxis are just on the left. 777 00:49:46,875 --> 00:49:48,750 No, but I'd prefer we walk for a bit. 778 00:49:48,833 --> 00:49:50,791 Paris! Paris! Paris! 779 00:49:53,250 --> 00:49:56,958 Smell that? Smell how it stinks? That's Paris for you! 780 00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:03,625 Taste this. It's a new recipe. 781 00:50:08,875 --> 00:50:11,083 It's a salmon maki, 782 00:50:12,291 --> 00:50:15,208 with something, but I'm not sure what? 783 00:50:15,291 --> 00:50:16,875 I don't know either. 784 00:50:16,958 --> 00:50:19,083 It could be poisonous, Mrs. Tanaka. 785 00:50:19,166 --> 00:50:21,916 It's not. I use it in the shower. 786 00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:27,416 Are you alone this evening? 787 00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:33,708 Let's just say I might be from today. 788 00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:36,375 Okay. 789 00:50:38,458 --> 00:50:41,625 Hello. You've reached Laetitia's phone. Leave a message. 790 00:50:42,125 --> 00:50:43,333 Yeah, it's me… 791 00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:48,291 It would perhaps be good if we spoke. So, 792 00:50:49,125 --> 00:50:53,625 I suggest we meet this evening at 20:00, 20:30, at Tanaka. 793 00:51:00,875 --> 00:51:02,500 -Hello. -Hi. 794 00:51:03,708 --> 00:51:05,208 I got your message. 795 00:51:06,708 --> 00:51:08,625 You wanted to see me? What's up? 796 00:51:09,958 --> 00:51:10,916 How are your parents? 797 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,791 They're good, yes. 798 00:51:15,458 --> 00:51:18,958 It's nice you went to see your parents. Alone. 799 00:51:23,666 --> 00:51:25,833 Was it you on the phone with the yogurt pot? 800 00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:27,666 No. 801 00:51:29,916 --> 00:51:32,166 Yes, OK, maybe. So what? What does that change? 802 00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:34,958 You were quick to take him to your folks. 803 00:51:35,958 --> 00:51:38,583 I bet your mom's changing diapers! 804 00:51:38,666 --> 00:51:40,125 It was a work weekend trip! 805 00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:41,541 Oh, what did you work on? 806 00:51:41,625 --> 00:51:44,458 Evolution of gold chains? Prehistory to modern-day? 807 00:51:44,541 --> 00:51:45,583 Want the truth? 808 00:51:45,666 --> 00:51:46,583 Preferably, yes! 809 00:51:46,666 --> 00:51:47,875 This weekend away, 810 00:51:47,958 --> 00:51:49,458 -I realized-- -There you are. 811 00:51:49,541 --> 00:51:53,250 I was looking for a brasserie with an accordion, but everything is shut. 812 00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:00,916 You left the kid all alone? 813 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,958 No, he's not all alone. I put some music on. 814 00:52:04,041 --> 00:52:05,541 He's not seen 33 RPM records! 815 00:52:05,625 --> 00:52:07,208 You're an idiot. My records! 816 00:52:15,375 --> 00:52:16,458 How are you, Laetitia? 817 00:52:17,375 --> 00:52:20,250 Still coming to my birthday tomorrow night? Did you forget? 818 00:52:21,333 --> 00:52:22,458 Congrats on the Oscar. 819 00:52:22,541 --> 00:52:23,375 Eh? 820 00:52:23,916 --> 00:52:27,041 For your role in Ouistreham's Great Depression. Hats off. 821 00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:53,583 Crap! 822 00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:07,333 HANDS OFF MANUREVA 823 00:53:10,166 --> 00:53:11,333 Eugène! 824 00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:34,083 Oh. What's happened here? Who did that? 825 00:53:34,166 --> 00:53:36,666 -Oh, my. Eugène. -Eugène! 826 00:53:37,541 --> 00:53:39,791 Yes, I… Perhaps it was him. 827 00:53:42,250 --> 00:53:47,875 Just by process of elimination, I don't want to cast any blame. 828 00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:49,583 Perhaps he's depressed? 829 00:53:54,375 --> 00:53:56,500 He doesn't write badly for an eight-year-old! 830 00:54:05,625 --> 00:54:06,458 Jacques? 831 00:54:08,041 --> 00:54:10,375 I think you owe us an explanation! 832 00:54:11,625 --> 00:54:12,708 Me? 833 00:54:13,458 --> 00:54:14,666 Yes, Jacques! 834 00:54:19,750 --> 00:54:21,333 Congrats on your Oscar. 835 00:54:24,083 --> 00:54:27,041 Ah! Yes. 836 00:54:27,958 --> 00:54:30,541 Yes. That's it. I remember. 837 00:54:30,625 --> 00:54:32,791 Yes. Of course, yes. 838 00:54:32,875 --> 00:54:36,083 Yes, I'm sorry. I… felt like… 839 00:54:36,833 --> 00:54:39,791 like Manureva… We felt like… With her boyfriend. 840 00:54:39,875 --> 00:54:41,458 -He was nasty. -Long story short, 841 00:54:41,541 --> 00:54:43,875 he lashed out at me, you see, and… 842 00:54:43,958 --> 00:54:48,458 Well, I'm going to go. I'll leave you to tidy up. I'm tired! 843 00:54:50,041 --> 00:54:52,833 Anyway, come by for Jacques' party? 844 00:54:52,916 --> 00:54:54,000 Do I have a choice? 845 00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:03,958 See how quiet she was in the car? 846 00:55:04,041 --> 00:55:08,000 I couldn't possibly say. I was in the back. 847 00:55:08,083 --> 00:55:10,041 Even behind her back, she didn't speak. 848 00:55:10,125 --> 00:55:12,791 Yes, her back was quiet! 849 00:55:12,875 --> 00:55:16,166 Perhaps her face was talking silently? 850 00:55:16,916 --> 00:55:18,625 You're annoying me, Jacques. 851 00:55:19,291 --> 00:55:21,833 I have to talk to her. It's a ticking time bomb. 852 00:55:21,916 --> 00:55:22,875 She's testing me. 853 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:25,250 I'm sure she knows everything! 854 00:55:25,333 --> 00:55:28,458 Got any champagne left, guys? The table back there 855 00:55:28,541 --> 00:55:30,666 has drunk it all! They're pigs! 856 00:55:30,750 --> 00:55:33,666 -Have you seen Laetitia? -No? Is she here? 857 00:55:33,750 --> 00:55:36,375 Why would I ask if you've seen her if she's not here! 858 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:39,208 I don't know where she is, so I'm asking as she's here! 859 00:55:41,375 --> 00:55:43,458 That's it. He's drowning! 860 00:55:43,541 --> 00:55:48,458 He's annoying! He'd like Laetitia's back to talk to him. 861 00:55:50,916 --> 00:55:52,666 Oh, you are smashed! 862 00:55:54,166 --> 00:55:55,291 Absolutely! 863 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,166 You know I work in oil? 864 00:55:57,250 --> 00:55:58,416 -Oh? -I didn't tell you? 865 00:55:58,500 --> 00:55:59,625 No, I didn't know that. 866 00:55:59,708 --> 00:56:01,000 What do you work in? 867 00:56:01,083 --> 00:56:02,916 -Sales! -Ah, that's great! 868 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,000 -I sell sofas. -Ah, that's great! 869 00:56:05,083 --> 00:56:06,208 I know this place well. 870 00:56:06,291 --> 00:56:07,583 We do seminars here. 871 00:56:07,666 --> 00:56:09,458 -Oh yes. -We eat and it's great. 872 00:56:09,541 --> 00:56:11,041 They've also redecorated. 873 00:56:11,125 --> 00:56:12,458 Ah, yeah, that's brilliant. 874 00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:20,166 So I'll call you? Yeah, I'll call you. 875 00:56:20,250 --> 00:56:22,583 -Bye! -Bye. 876 00:56:34,666 --> 00:56:35,625 I found you. 877 00:56:37,958 --> 00:56:39,875 -All good? -Yeah, I'm fine! 878 00:56:45,125 --> 00:56:46,208 Great party, eh? 879 00:56:46,291 --> 00:56:47,291 Oh yes, yes. 880 00:56:49,125 --> 00:56:50,125 It's class! 881 00:56:57,291 --> 00:56:59,875 So then, Laetitia. 882 00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:02,916 I don't know what came over me. 883 00:57:05,666 --> 00:57:06,708 Me neither. 884 00:58:05,291 --> 00:58:07,458 So then, Laetitia. 885 00:58:07,541 --> 00:58:09,708 I must say something I've not said to anyone. 886 00:58:12,375 --> 00:58:13,916 Every day I think about you. 887 00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:16,458 Well, that's not… 888 00:58:16,541 --> 00:58:18,125 No, that's not… 889 00:58:19,916 --> 00:58:21,708 Even when I dream, I dream of you. 890 00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:24,916 I even dream that I'm dreaming of you. 891 00:58:26,041 --> 00:58:29,750 In the dreams where I dream of you, I dream of you. 892 00:58:29,833 --> 00:58:32,166 Ah, that's wonderful! You should write that down. 893 00:58:37,833 --> 00:58:39,208 What do you want me to do? 894 00:58:47,625 --> 00:58:49,500 Antonia for a girl, okay? 895 00:58:49,583 --> 00:58:51,000 Perfect! 896 00:58:51,083 --> 00:58:53,500 For a boy, Lino. 897 00:58:58,250 --> 00:59:01,250 Lino? Like lino? The floor covering? 898 00:59:01,333 --> 00:59:03,750 No! No. Like Lino Ventura! 899 00:59:03,833 --> 00:59:06,166 But either Lino Ventura or carpet is perfect! 900 00:59:19,041 --> 00:59:21,458 Wait, wait. I have an idea. Come on! 901 00:59:41,541 --> 00:59:44,333 Ah, that's cold! Oh no, it's cold! 902 00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:47,333 Oh, look! 903 00:59:48,625 --> 00:59:50,291 Oh, wow. Shall we taste it? 904 00:59:50,375 --> 00:59:52,000 No, you can't! It's Jacques' cake. 905 00:59:52,083 --> 00:59:53,000 Oh yes, look. 906 00:59:53,083 --> 00:59:54,375 -Just a bit. -No. 907 00:59:54,458 --> 00:59:55,708 Stop. You can see! 908 00:59:57,625 --> 00:59:58,833 -Yeah, wait. There. -Stop. 909 00:59:58,916 --> 01:00:00,875 I said stop. No, don't touch that! 910 01:00:00,958 --> 01:00:02,083 -Oh, kiwi… -Really? 911 01:00:02,166 --> 01:00:04,250 Yeah. Oh! 912 01:00:04,333 --> 01:00:07,208 Oh yeah. I should have seen that coming! 913 01:00:07,291 --> 01:00:08,458 Well, yeah. 914 01:01:25,416 --> 01:01:26,250 No! 915 01:01:33,041 --> 01:01:35,208 I surrender. I surrender. 916 01:01:35,916 --> 01:01:39,375 I'm seeking political asylum in your apartment. 917 01:01:42,791 --> 01:01:43,625 You taste good. 918 01:01:43,708 --> 01:01:44,708 Wait. 919 01:01:46,625 --> 01:01:47,666 You're tasty. 920 01:01:48,458 --> 01:01:50,041 That's good. 921 01:02:01,083 --> 01:02:03,083 -Want a coffee? -Yes. 922 01:02:05,250 --> 01:02:06,333 Thanks. 923 01:02:11,208 --> 01:02:13,000 So then, bon appétit! 924 01:02:13,083 --> 01:02:14,291 Bon appétit! 925 01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:20,375 What's that? 926 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:24,000 A gift. Well, a gift for both of us. 927 01:02:24,083 --> 01:02:24,916 Oh? 928 01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:28,375 Well, open it up! 929 01:02:38,416 --> 01:02:39,416 It's… 930 01:02:40,041 --> 01:02:42,625 Antonia or Lino! 931 01:02:47,666 --> 01:02:51,416 Antonio or Lino? Of course. 932 01:02:55,916 --> 01:02:58,250 It's funny how a little thing like this 933 01:02:59,583 --> 01:03:00,875 can change your life. 934 01:03:05,291 --> 01:03:06,833 The cross means it's positive. 935 01:03:11,833 --> 01:03:13,000 It's positive? 936 01:03:17,666 --> 01:03:19,041 When will it be born? 937 01:03:19,125 --> 01:03:20,125 In eight months. 938 01:03:22,125 --> 01:03:23,041 That soon? 939 01:03:29,041 --> 01:03:30,750 The cross is a ballpoint pen. 940 01:03:32,458 --> 01:03:33,541 Ah, okay. 941 01:03:39,125 --> 01:03:40,458 Okay, yes. 942 01:03:49,916 --> 01:03:51,291 It's over, Alex. 943 01:04:01,958 --> 01:04:02,791 Laetitia! 944 01:05:28,583 --> 01:05:30,500 -Chao Dan! -Chao Ma Tanaka! 945 01:05:38,041 --> 01:05:41,291 -Taste this for me. -Not tonight, thanks. 946 01:05:49,583 --> 01:05:51,833 -Has she left? -Yes. 947 01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:57,125 You know, I read your book The Ebony Table. 948 01:05:57,208 --> 01:05:59,333 Oh, really? I didn't know. 949 01:06:01,208 --> 01:06:03,375 Well? What did you think of my book? 950 01:06:05,666 --> 01:06:07,833 -Your book-- -Wait, wait. 951 01:06:09,125 --> 01:06:11,500 I'm going through a bad patch, 952 01:06:11,583 --> 01:06:13,208 so go easy on the critique. So? 953 01:06:16,083 --> 01:06:17,958 It was a pile of crap. 954 01:06:19,458 --> 01:06:21,541 Your book is hollow, empty. 955 01:06:21,625 --> 01:06:26,500 You have a terrible view of love, Mr. Alex. 956 01:06:27,416 --> 01:06:29,250 Talk to me as if I'm her. 957 01:06:29,875 --> 01:06:33,250 I don't want to upset you, Mrs. Tanaka, but that will be tough. 958 01:06:34,416 --> 01:06:35,833 Close your eyes. 959 01:06:38,208 --> 01:06:39,083 Go on! 960 01:06:40,416 --> 01:06:42,000 If it'll make you happy. 961 01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:47,416 Talk to her. 962 01:07:30,083 --> 01:07:33,791 You must tell her right away, Mr. Alex! 963 01:07:33,875 --> 01:07:35,541 -Hi. -Hello. 964 01:07:35,625 --> 01:07:37,583 -Hello. -Hello. 965 01:07:37,666 --> 01:07:39,708 I happened to be in the area, 966 01:07:39,791 --> 01:07:41,708 and I thought I'd pass by and say hi. 967 01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:50,375 You came to see Laetitia. 968 01:07:52,333 --> 01:07:53,208 No, well… 969 01:07:53,291 --> 01:07:54,333 She's in New York. 970 01:07:55,208 --> 01:07:56,666 -Oh, really? -Yes. 971 01:07:58,708 --> 01:08:00,458 Yeah, she moved over there. 972 01:08:00,541 --> 01:08:03,750 Ah, yeah. America! 973 01:08:06,208 --> 01:08:07,375 She often spoke of it. 974 01:08:09,791 --> 01:08:11,750 Otherwise, she said nothing about me? 975 01:08:12,958 --> 01:08:15,500 That I shouldn't be surprised if one day you pop by 976 01:08:15,583 --> 01:08:17,583 pretending you're just here by chance. 977 01:08:18,333 --> 01:08:20,125 You're dying to see her again. 978 01:08:24,333 --> 01:08:25,708 She doesn't know me at all. 979 01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:48,375 Ladies and gentlemen, we will soon be landing in New York. 980 01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:51,208 Stow away your tray tables, fasten your seatbelts, 981 01:08:51,291 --> 01:08:54,166 and remember, Alex, Laetitia doesn't give a damn about you. 982 01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:55,083 No! 983 01:08:55,166 --> 01:08:58,583 The pilot and all of the crew hope you have… 984 01:09:34,625 --> 01:09:35,708 I'm French. 985 01:09:35,791 --> 01:09:36,833 Me too! 986 01:09:37,625 --> 01:09:39,416 So, Laetitia Cosso's room number? 987 01:09:39,500 --> 01:09:41,333 Miss Cosso, of course! 988 01:09:43,916 --> 01:09:45,250 -Room 1500. -Thanks. 989 01:09:45,333 --> 01:09:48,208 Excuse me, sir. I have to let her know. You are? 990 01:09:49,625 --> 01:09:51,000 Tell her it's Alex. 991 01:09:54,708 --> 01:09:58,833 Miss Cosso? Yes, evening. It's Gabriel at reception. 992 01:09:58,916 --> 01:10:02,500 I have a gentleman called Alex opposite me wanting to see you. 993 01:10:03,708 --> 01:10:06,625 No problem. I'll see to it. Good evening, miss. 994 01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:10,583 Sorry, sir, she doesn't want to see you. 995 01:10:10,666 --> 01:10:12,083 How can she not want to? 996 01:10:12,666 --> 01:10:14,625 You explained it wrong. Pass it to me! 997 01:10:14,708 --> 01:10:15,791 No, I'm sorry, sir. 998 01:10:15,875 --> 01:10:19,416 You're sorry? I'm the sorry one. Pass it. I want to speak to her. 999 01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:21,333 Want me to call security? 1000 01:10:30,666 --> 01:10:33,666 Okay. Okay. My fault. 1001 01:10:33,750 --> 01:10:36,041 -I stupidly got carried away. -It's fine, sir. 1002 01:10:36,750 --> 01:10:38,375 -Evening, sir. -Evening. 1003 01:11:07,875 --> 01:11:08,708 Laetitia! 1004 01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:11,625 Laetitia, I must speak to you! 1005 01:11:12,916 --> 01:11:14,250 Open up, please. 1006 01:11:14,791 --> 01:11:18,291 Five minutes. I need five minutes of your time. Give me that. 1007 01:11:22,250 --> 01:11:23,291 Laetitia? 1008 01:11:24,416 --> 01:11:27,916 Give me a single reason to open the door. Just one. 1009 01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:34,958 It's Christmas Eve! 1010 01:11:39,541 --> 01:11:44,083 Five minutes, no longer. If you're here to say you're sorry, it's not worth it. 1011 01:11:49,625 --> 01:11:51,458 I've not come here out of remorse 1012 01:11:51,541 --> 01:11:54,250 or regret. I've come to give you this. 1013 01:11:54,333 --> 01:11:55,416 What is it? 1014 01:11:55,958 --> 01:11:57,500 What I should've said before, 1015 01:11:57,583 --> 01:11:59,458 but I was a jerk! Don't deny it. I was. 1016 01:11:59,541 --> 01:12:00,750 I'm not denying it. 1017 01:12:01,541 --> 01:12:02,541 Who is that? 1018 01:12:02,625 --> 01:12:03,625 Alex, this is Mike. 1019 01:12:03,708 --> 01:12:04,708 Mike who? 1020 01:12:04,791 --> 01:12:06,166 Mike Forrester. 1021 01:12:06,250 --> 01:12:07,166 Forrester, what? 1022 01:12:10,375 --> 01:12:12,291 What did you expect, Alex? 1023 01:12:12,375 --> 01:12:15,125 Me to become a Mormon, praying for your return? 1024 01:12:18,291 --> 01:12:20,125 You may think I'm a loser, but yes. 1025 01:12:20,208 --> 01:12:21,500 Well, I haven't! 1026 01:12:41,583 --> 01:12:42,583 Make her happy, Mike. 1027 01:12:46,291 --> 01:12:47,291 She deserves it. 1028 01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:02,708 Mike. Thanks for the D-day landings! 1029 01:13:13,833 --> 01:13:14,916 The what? 1030 01:13:16,458 --> 01:13:18,416 Fuck you, you Yank! 1031 01:13:19,500 --> 01:13:20,875 Stop it! Alex! 1032 01:13:20,958 --> 01:13:24,458 Am I going to steal your chick? I'll punch that ugly mug. 1033 01:13:24,541 --> 01:13:25,541 Stop! 1034 01:13:28,250 --> 01:13:32,583 No. Wait! Wait! You don't know her. I love her. 1035 01:13:32,666 --> 01:13:33,500 I love her. 1036 01:15:23,166 --> 01:15:25,125 -Yes? -Where are you? 1037 01:15:26,208 --> 01:15:27,708 Somewhere in New York. 1038 01:15:27,791 --> 01:15:28,625 New York is big! 1039 01:15:29,208 --> 01:15:30,250 Yes, I know. Yes. 1040 01:15:31,875 --> 01:15:33,083 So let me guess. 1041 01:15:35,083 --> 01:15:37,166 You have a poster of the Brooklyn bridge. 1042 01:15:38,708 --> 01:15:41,208 You have photos of it everywhere. 1043 01:15:42,375 --> 01:15:44,166 You even have three mugs with it on. 1044 01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:45,666 Only two now. I broke one. 1045 01:15:48,250 --> 01:15:50,000 So, you're on Brooklyn bridge! 1046 01:15:51,541 --> 01:15:52,375 Perhaps. 1047 01:15:54,416 --> 01:15:56,125 Well, take care, then. Bye. 1048 01:16:24,791 --> 01:16:27,250 It's stupid. Two seconds later, you'd have kept your cell. 1049 01:16:38,333 --> 01:16:39,291 I read it. 1050 01:16:43,375 --> 01:16:44,208 And? 1051 01:16:45,208 --> 01:16:48,041 You didn't find any syntax mistakes? 1052 01:16:48,125 --> 01:16:48,958 No. 1053 01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:54,291 I'm ready, Laetitia. 1054 01:17:08,833 --> 01:17:10,250 Where will we sleep tonight? 1055 01:17:11,541 --> 01:17:12,791 At ours. 1056 01:18:01,875 --> 01:18:04,500 How about a huge condo full of light, 1057 01:18:04,583 --> 01:18:06,583 with a massive black dog in the corridor? 1058 01:18:06,666 --> 01:18:09,000 Yes. Yes. We'll call him Gold Chain. 1059 01:18:10,291 --> 01:18:11,833 -OK. -Gold Chain. Gold Chain. 1060 01:18:11,916 --> 01:18:13,166 Lie down. Don't move. 1061 01:18:14,708 --> 01:18:16,625 Oh, and Mrs. Tanaka is in the kitchen. 1062 01:18:17,416 --> 01:18:20,000 Yes. For our housewarming, 1063 01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:23,166 she's making us pitbull sushi and telling us jokes. 1064 01:18:24,250 --> 01:18:25,541 Oh. Then there is Eugène. 1065 01:18:25,625 --> 01:18:28,916 Ah, well, yes. I didn't tell you, but he wrote my next book. 1066 01:18:30,791 --> 01:18:33,375 Yes, Jacques is there too, but he won't stay long. 1067 01:18:36,291 --> 01:18:37,666 Have we forgotten anything? 1068 01:18:38,958 --> 01:18:41,166 No. Nothing at all. 1069 01:18:44,666 --> 01:18:47,875 Hey! 1070 01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:31,166 Subtitle translation by: Fiona Tindale 76710

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