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♪♪
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Oh, God, Ms. Gomez got into
the art supplies again.
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Quick,
cover your heads.
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It took me three haircuts to get
the glitter out last time.
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♪ Y'all ready for this? ♪
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playing for Meadows Creek High,
Alicia Gomez!
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I have amazing news.
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Yeah, me too.
I just got a video of you
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fighting with a banner.
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Can I ask you
not to post that?
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You can,
but it already happened.
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Awesome!
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We qualified for
the World Debate League
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Invitational Tournament.
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Wait, we're going
to to the W.D.L.I.T.s --
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A.K.A. the WDLITs?
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Here's the best part --
it is being held in Paris.
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Whoo!
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Texas! Paris, Texas.
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I should
have led with "Texas."
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I do have some bad news.
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Oh, God, she's gonna say
something personal.
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Fingers up.
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No!
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Between flights and hotels
and food,
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if we want to go on this trip,
we need to raise 10 grand.
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Oh! Can't the school
cover it?
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They're only covering public
schools are concerned with
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is girls' shoulders.
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Amen.
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Principal Maris is not gonna
give us a dime
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over our budget, so...
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[ "Get Ready for This" plays ]
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...we're gonna have to
fund it ourselves.
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Oh, good. More art.
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So, right now, we are here.
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And then, when we take
into account the art supplies
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for the thermometer and
my entrance banner, we...
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are here...
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at negative-$60.
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Definitely worth it.
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We got to get that money.
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This tournament is
the kind of stuff
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they wet their Dockers
over at Harvard.
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And Yale.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
the safeties will love it, too.
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Who has
fundraising ideas?
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Uh, I could
start a business
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where I get things off
high shelves for people.
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Uh, we'll call it...
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Te-Reach.
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Or we could purchase
a bankrupted company,
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transfer the assets
into a shell corp,
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and dissolve the original,
and then -- boom --
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suddenly, we're back
in profit territory.
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I feel so bad for
your future ex-wives.
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We could have a pie-a-thon.
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People could sponsor us
for every pie we eat.
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Who'd pay for the pies?
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They're not all winners,
Makayla.
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Wait, I got it.
We can do a silent auction.
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Or we could do the pie thing.
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No, no!
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It's gonna be fun.
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Let's celebrate!
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♪ Hey! ♪
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Now I have to get a haircut!
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♪♪
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"Dinner with Principal Maris
at her house"?
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That is off-brand.
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No, it's not.
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She only donates it so it
seems like she cares.
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She knows no one will bid.
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Come on,
she's not so scary.
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Okay, should I put
your name down?
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Hell, no.
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Mr. E?
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Bid, or get off the pot.
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What year was this copy of
"Grapes of Wrath" published?
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I don't know.
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It's been in my garage
for like 12 years,
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which is also how long you've
been standing at this table.
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You can't rush antiquing.
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Good advice...
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that I will never use.
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Take it all -- a dollar.
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2 minutes, 35 seconds left!
How are we doing?
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After selling Terrell's
keyboard, we've raised $7,000,
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which means we only have
$3,000 left to go.
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Unfortunately, we've run out of
timeshares, spa treatments,
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and "errand boys."
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I went for 350 bucks.
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I hope they don't make me
lift anything.
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We'll never earn enough
for this trip.
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We only have
small items left.
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Au revoir, Paris...
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Texas.
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Man, here goes
our Harvard bait.
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I mean, I'll probably be fine.
I just feel bad for you guys.
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We're going on that trip,
even if it means
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doing something
that scares me.
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Getting bangs?
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No, asking Principal Maris
for that funding.
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I'm bidding
on that dinner.
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[ Chopin's "Death March" plays ]
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I changed my mind.
I'm keeping the keyboard.
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Uh...
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I didn't know Terrell
played piano.
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Yeah, it's one of his
secret passions,
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like Robyn
with her crosswords,
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Makayla with tropical fish,
and Luke's is archery.
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In fact, I know everyone's
secret passion except for yours.
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See, that's because mine
is a secret.
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Well, call me
Ronan Farrow,
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'cause I'm gonna get
to the bottom of this.
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Hey, uh,
where are those books?
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Oh, I found a buyer
without commitment issues
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or a junior-detective kit.
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You sold them?
Even "Grapes of Wrath"?
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Yeah, to Betsy Glennon
for like a dollar.
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Well, good for her.
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You know, I looked it up.
Your copy is a first edition.
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It's worth
thousands of dollars.
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[ "Dun, Dun, Dun" plays ]
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Why --
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Why didn't you
tell me, man?!
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I was still collecting
book data.
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That could've paid
for our whole trip.
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Yeah.
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Wow. I'm sorry.
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Lost myself, there,
for a minute.
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I get it, man.
Books make me emotional, too.
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So, guys, [Chuckles]
w-we need to get that copy of
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"Grapes of Wrath"
back from Betsy.
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Unless we think Ms Gomez
can get the money
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from Principal Maris.
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Yeah, we got
to get that book.
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♪ Need somethin'
from the top shelf? ♪
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♪ Call Te-Reach, Te-Reach ♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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Who's excited for our dinner?
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You're not Principal Maris.
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Thank God for that.
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Vice Principal Flair...
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why are you at her desk?
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Just daydreaming that she
catches me here and fires me,
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and I can finally
leave this nightmare job
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and enjoy my pension.
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Is she around?
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Oh, you didn't hear?
[ Sighs ]
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So, Principal Maris
was at Costco,
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and a flat-screen TV
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landed on her ankle.
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It was a compound fracture.
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The bone busted
right through the skin!
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[ Laughs ]
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Damn it, Neil,
if you're gonna sell the lie,
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you can't laugh.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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Maybe think of a lie
that gives me less joy.
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That might help.
Look, fire me.
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Please, I'm begging you!
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Sorry, I can't.
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Because you're so
miserable here,
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and that makes me happy.
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[ Groans ]
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This feels healthy.
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Passes the time.
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Yeah.
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Ms. Gomez,
how can I help you?
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I am here to talk about
our dinner tonight.
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I would love to.
Unfortunately, I can't.
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I have this very important
meeting right now.
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Oh, no. I did the Costco thing.
I'm out.
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Come on. I paid almost 5 bucks
for that dinner.
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You have to eat with me.
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You sound like my last
Tinder date.
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It'll be fun.
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Alright, 7:00.
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Be on time,
or I'm locking the door.
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And come full.
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I always do.
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I embezzled $200,000
from the school
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so I could retile my bathroom.
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Nice try, Neil.
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You're gonna be
here forever.
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Buh-bye.
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Okay.
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That's the girl
who bought the book?
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What is she doing?
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Air drums.
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Yeah. Betsy rips a solo
whenever she tells a joke.
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But she's not
talking to anyone.
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Visible.
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Y'all should watch her
video podcast, though.
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I heard
she speaks in "cat."
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Well, enjoy the show,
'cause, uh,
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Uncle Luke
is an expert negotiator.
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Hello, Betsy.
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Or should I say,
uh, "Meow meow"?
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Oh, come speak "cat"
to the cat lady,
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'cause that's
what she likes.
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Yeah, I-I didn't
mean to offend.
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No, that is what she likes.
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Anyway, you purchased
something at
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the silent auction yesterday.
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"Grapes of Wrath"?
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I didn't mean to sell it.
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So you want it back?
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I would do anything.
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I would have just given it back,
but you and your friends
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can come on
my podcast tonight.
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We would love that.
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Well, I am flattered to be
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your plus-one to dinner
with Principal Maris.
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I'm flattered you think
she gave me a plus-one.
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Oh, my God, I'm crashing?
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I need to convince
Principal Maris to give us
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that money, and you
have that smile
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that nobody can
say no to.
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I'm here because
I'm obsessed
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with the mystery
that is Sarah Maris.
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Oh.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Welcome to the weirdest
dinner ever.
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Take your shoes off.
This is gonna suck.
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Can I see your room?
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No.
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Damn that smile.
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Thanks, Miles. Way to use
the one tool in our box!
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Come on in.
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I just have to grab
something from the car.
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Yeah.
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Ah, good evening,
Ms. Gomez.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, I didn't have a choice,
but you do.
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Chicken or beef?
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I see what she's doing.
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She's trying to get me to leave,
but joke's on her.
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I can eat anything.
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Weird flex.
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Look, I came here to fight
for money for my kids,
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so I'm not leaving
till she comes back.
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She promised me a year off
my contract if I got rid of you.
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Hmm.
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Looks like we've both
been duped.
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This girl has not
been duped.
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[ Tires squeal, engine revs ]
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That's the sound
of her driving off.
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In my car.
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♪♪
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Testing, testing.
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Meow-meow.
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I can't believe we're
gonna get this book,
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all for the low price
of our entire reputations.
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Come on, this is
for the debate trip.
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We'll get through
it quickly,
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and it'll be like
it never even happened.
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Welcome to "Betsy's Four Hour
Long Video Pod-cats."
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I'm out.
261
00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:48,848
You really are
the weaker sex.
262
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Today I'm interviewing
my four new best friends.
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Wave.
264
00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:56,722
Like I showed you.
265
00:10:58,457 --> 00:11:00,893
Makayla,
meow you doin' today?
266
00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,628
I'm out.
267
00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:06,132
It -- It's not even like
it's that embarrassing.
268
00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:07,566
Betsy: Before we start
the interview,
269
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,336
I'm gonna need you
to draw on your whiskers.
270
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,407
Is that a Sharpie?
271
00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:21,080
Uh, whatcha doin'?
272
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,916
Covering my eyes to build up
the dramatic moment.
273
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,686
And...
274
00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:27,987
Ew.
275
00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:31,557
What in the Target Home display
hell is this?
276
00:11:31,657 --> 00:11:33,826
That's a colorful way
to call me basic.
277
00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:37,663
Why do you care so much
about what my room looks like?
278
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,098
I don't know.
279
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,000
I thought I'd see this place,
we'd have a blood ceremony,
280
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,669
howl at the moon, and put
curses on our ex-boyfriends.
281
00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:46,238
Wow! You had
a big night planned.
282
00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:48,174
Look, I don't normally
share my stuff with others.
283
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:51,343
It's weird with my mom
being the principal and all.
284
00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:53,512
Sorry.
285
00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:56,615
This is [Scoffs] great.
286
00:11:56,716 --> 00:12:00,086
Okay, you have not
checked out my closet yet.
287
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:01,087
I have a lot more layers
than you may think.
288
00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:03,889
That better not be a reference
to a collection of
289
00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:05,791
J. Crew cardigans.
290
00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:08,627
Eee!
291
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,397
♪ This is everything ♪
292
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,533
I just -- [Sighs]
I really want my class
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00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,634
to go on that trip.
294
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,069
I mean, they worked so hard,
295
00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:18,704
and if I don't fight for them,
then who's gonna?
296
00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:19,972
Blah-blah-blah.
297
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,575
You care. I get it.
298
00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:24,944
All I care about is trying
to get this coffee mug
299
00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:28,147
to leave a ring
on the table.
300
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:32,318
Nope.
301
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,552
Aw, never mind.
302
00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:36,422
Just gonna go back to address
invites to the neighborhood
303
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,824
barbecue that Maris
doesn't know she's hosting.
304
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,459
Oh! Wow!
305
00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:42,628
You put a lot of energy
into getting fired.
306
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,830
Yeah, it is a bit
of a fool's errand.
307
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,600
You know, she's so stubborn,
which is why I think you should
308
00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:50,436
give up on trying to get her
to give you money for that trip.
309
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,305
Nope, I'll be here all night
until she gets back.
310
00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:55,341
Let's figure out more ways
to anger her.
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00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,409
I am not
playing that game.
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00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:59,445
But if I was...
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00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:02,148
I would put her clothes
in the dryer and shrink them
314
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,016
so she thinks
she gained weight.
315
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,318
To the laundry room!
Ha-ha!
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00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:07,953
[ "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!"
plays ]
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♪ The best thing
about bein' a woman ♪
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00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:15,861
♪ Is the prerogative to have
a little fun and ♪
319
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:18,998
♪ Oh, oh, oh,
go totally crazy ♪
320
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:21,333
♪ Forget I'm a lady ♪
321
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:23,636
♪ Men's shirts,
short skirts ♪
322
00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:24,336
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh ♪
323
00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:25,337
♪ Really go wild ♪
324
00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:28,641
♪ Yeah, doin' it ♪
325
00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,042
Whew!
326
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,610
A shrine to country music
in your closet?
327
00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:34,346
[ Chuckles ]
A word to anyone,
328
00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:36,682
and this outfit
ends up on Instagram.
329
00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:40,886
Please, [Southern accent]
get me from boot to brim.
330
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:44,790
♪ And the best thing
about bein' a woman ♪
331
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:50,029
♪ Is the prerogative
to have a little fun and ♪
332
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:55,901
I thought she was going to her
locker and getting the book
333
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:59,538
so we could sell it
and pay for this debate trip.
334
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:03,175
She said she had to
"dunk on these hos"
335
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:04,176
who trashed
her podcast first.
336
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:08,147
Be right there, besties.
I'm roastin' this dude.
337
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:14,186
Dude, everyone's talking
about us, and not in the usual,
338
00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:15,721
"Hey, that Terrell dude
is kinda tall" type of way.
339
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:19,024
No, no, no,
we should leave those on.
340
00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:20,192
I mean, we don't have
the book yet.
341
00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:22,094
We don't want
to piss her off.
342
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,329
Alright, come, Luke,
what is this?
343
00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:24,597
It's taking forever.
344
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:28,000
Okay, time
for a little B&E.
345
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,101
How are bacon and eggs
gonna help us?
346
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:33,105
"Breaking and entering"!
We're breaking into her locker.
347
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,908
"Bacon and eggs"?
348
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,576
Hmm?
349
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:41,847
Oh, my God, Oh, my God!
That's my dad's Black Card!
350
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:44,450
Dude, it's okay, I got it.
Just give me your phone.
351
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,951
What are you gonna do?
352
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:49,555
Yeah, hi, I'd like to report
a lost credit card.
353
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,789
Move aside.
354
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,559
The combo is
her cat's birthday.
355
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:57,229
She mentioned it like
12 times on her podcast.
356
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:59,632
Well, looks, uh --
357
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:03,435
looks like this is gonna require
a delicate touch.
358
00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:12,811
See, this is bad for us,
but I love seeing you fail.
359
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:13,245
Betsy: What's going on?
360
00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:15,614
Hmm.
361
00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:17,249
Betsy, I-I'm sorry.
362
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:17,983
W-We were just looking
for the book
363
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,586
'cause that was
kinda the deal.
364
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,321
[ Chuckles ]
I'm so stupid.
365
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,489
I convinced myself you guys
were hanging out with me
366
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:24,990
'cause you liked me.
367
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:29,261
But who wants to be friends
with the strange girl?
368
00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:35,601
I feel terrible.
369
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,403
Me too.
370
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:39,505
[ Laughs ] Hey, I found
my dad's credit card!
371
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,907
I just canceled it.
372
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,349
Mornin'.
How'd it go last night?
373
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,618
Terrible.
She never showed.
374
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:53,485
But worry not.
375
00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:55,754
I have other ways
of making the cash.
376
00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:58,590
Ready? Money bag...
377
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,159
money bag...
378
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,695
[ Groans ]
379
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,796
Hot dog.
380
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:06,799
Maybe try something with
better odds than scratchers.
381
00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:09,201
Like, find a treasure map
in your attic.
382
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,536
Get your friends together,
383
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:11,503
go search for a pirate ship
under the city.
384
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:13,806
I've seen "Goonies," Elliot.
385
00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:16,375
What's "Goonies"?
386
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:19,111
I just feel like I really
let my kids down.
387
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:21,547
Ms. Gomez, a late auction bid
of $3,000
388
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:25,384
came in for this atrocity.
389
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,619
Oh, my God.
I made that atrocity!
390
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:29,822
Do you know
what this means?
391
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:31,523
Yeah, your team can go
to the tournament.
392
00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:34,693
No, I'm gonna be a famous
mug maker!
393
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:38,364
It's weird. $3,000 is the exact
amount you needed.
394
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:39,631
I wonder who made the bid?
395
00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,333
I think I know.
396
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,237
I got three hot dogs!
397
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:48,073
[ Laughs ] I'm rich!
398
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,743
No more bag lunch for this guy.
399
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,679
Oh, no, it's just a free ticket.
400
00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:57,249
Back to bag lunch for this guy.
401
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:05,424
Hey, Betsy.
Whatcha doin'?
402
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:08,160
Tricking everyone into thinking
a kid evaporated.
403
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:10,162
Huh!
Are those my sneakers?
404
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:11,830
They're hers now.
Move on.
405
00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:14,199
Um, come walk with us.
406
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:15,734
Look, we just wanted
to say we're sorry
407
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,370
about everything
that happened yesterday.
408
00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:20,572
So we did a little
something for you
409
00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:22,274
as a token
of our friendship.
410
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,777
Ta-da!
411
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,712
We organized your locker.
412
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,782
Look, I know you think we were
only hanging out
413
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,917
with you to get
the book back.
414
00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:35,220
But we did have fun
being on your podcast...
415
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:36,922
for the first three hours.
416
00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:37,956
Look, you might be a little
strange, but --
417
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,458
-But so is Luke.
-But so is Makayla.
418
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,294
-Hey.
-Hey.
419
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:43,462
Friends?
420
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,630
Of course.
421
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,566
And as your friend,
422
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,401
I feel like
I need to tell you that
423
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:51,970
I need some space.
424
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,238
Are you dumping us?
425
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:55,207
Don't make me say it.
426
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:56,575
Here.
427
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,411
Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you.
428
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:01,980
W-What happened
to the back?
429
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:02,815
You let your
cat scratch it?
430
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:06,552
What could I do?
She's her own woman.
431
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,556
Oh, my God, and now this book
is worthless.
432
00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:13,058
No book is worthless
if you learn something.
433
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,326
And in this book --
434
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,329
Oh, I can't believe
we lost that money!
435
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,665
I can't believe
I found my sneakers.
436
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:24,970
For the last time,
no one "got evaporated."
437
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:28,841
If that could happen,
none of you would be here.
438
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,342
Now, go to class!
439
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,111
Principal Maris?
440
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,245
Oh!
441
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:33,912
Hey, Principal Maris,
wait!
442
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:36,281
You can't dodge me
forever!
443
00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:37,783
Alright, fine,
make it quick.
444
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:38,984
I know it was you
who made it poss--
445
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:39,852
I just want to thank you for --
446
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,321
Thanks for donation,
enjoy mug.
447
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:43,021
I didn't give you
a donation.
448
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,624
That's why I've been
avoiding you.
449
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:46,859
I have a soft spot for you,
450
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,494
and it makes it hard
for me to say no.
451
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:51,196
Aww.
452
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:55,200
I can't allocate funds
to my daughter's class.
453
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,970
Talk about
blatant favoritism.
454
00:18:58,036 --> 00:18:59,671
Think of the headlines.
455
00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:02,441
"Gorgeous principal,
often mistaken
456
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:03,809
for one of her own students,
457
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:08,046
shelling out cash
to her daughter's class."
458
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,349
Whooh.
[ Clicks tongue ]
459
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:12,151
Okay, then who
bought my mug?
460
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:13,685
Huh?
461
00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:16,188
If I had to guess,
I would say,
462
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:18,023
"I don't care."
463
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,893
Neil?
464
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,194
Did you buy my mug?
465
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:24,062
Well, it's perfect, right?
466
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,365
It leaves a ring
and it scratches the table.
467
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:28,867
[ Chuckles ]
468
00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:31,470
Plus, I had a little
extra cash left over.
469
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,539
I rent the school
out on the weekends.
470
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:37,009
Lunch ladies use it
as an escape room.
471
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,044
I don't buy it.
472
00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:41,346
I think you spent
your hard-earned money on that.
473
00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:44,216
How dare you imply
that I work hard.
474
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,251
Good luck with that debate.
475
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:49,588
Wish I had a teacher like you
when I was a kid.
476
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,923
Hmm.
477
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:55,160
You know, you claim not to care,
but, admit it, you do.
478
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:59,031
Alright, but let's keep that
between us, okay?
479
00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:00,866
Mm-hmm.
480
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:06,238
Oh, we're done.
481
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:14,746
I have amazing news.
482
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:17,182
We are going to
Paris, Texas!
483
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:19,284
[ Cheering ]
484
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,553
Texas!
485
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:24,089
Allow me.
Uh-huh, there we go.
486
00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:26,959
♪ Need somethin'
from the top shelf? ♪
487
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:27,626
♪ Call Te-Reach ♪
488
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:30,128
All: ♪ Te-Reach ♪
489
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:30,529
[ Chuckles ]
Catchy, ain't it?
490
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:31,797
Uh-huh.
491
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,465
That'll be 12 bucks.
492
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,867
♪♪
493
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,736
♪ Hey! ♪
494
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:40,138
♪ Oh, oh, oh,
go totally crazy ♪
495
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,940
♪ Forget I'm a lady ♪
496
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,610
♪ Men's shirts, short skirts ♪
497
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:45,978
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh,
really go wild ♪
498
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,981
♪ Yeah, doin' it in style ♪
499
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:53,652
♪ Oh, oh, oh,
get in the action ♪
500
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,621
♪ Feel the attraction ♪
501
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:56,955
♪ Color my hair,
do what I dare ♪
502
00:20:57,055 --> 00:21:00,392
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh,
I wanna be free ♪
503
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:03,662
♪ Yeah, to feel the way
I feel ♪
504
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:06,598
♪ The way I feel ♪
505
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,500
♪ Man, I feel like a woman ♪
506
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,569
♪♪
507
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:13,472
♪ Hey! ♪
508
00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:17,109
♪ Hey, hey! ♪
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