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♪♪
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[ Up-tempo music plays ]
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♪ I get starstruck around you ♪
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♪ What can I do, baby? ♪
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Yeah. I'm really excited
for this.
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Sorry, but do you know
those people over there?
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'Cause I feel like
they're staring at us.
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Those are my friends who think
they're being discreet.
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Great.
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Here.
I got this for you.
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Now I have to run.
Catch you after school.
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Yeah.
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Who was that woman?
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Makayla: Wait!
Don't tell us.
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We took bets.
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Terrell bet five
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that she's trying to
recruit you for a flash mob.
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And another five that her name
is Randi with an "I."
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And then Sarah went all in
on "sugar mama."
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And then Luke yelled,
"That's what I'm talkin' about,"
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and then held up his hand
that nobody slapped.
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And I told them she's clearly
an overly dedicated Uber driver.
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Named Randi with an "I."
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Who is also
your sugar mama.
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That's what
I'm talkin' about.
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Come --
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You guys.
Again?
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Well, I hate to disappoint
you all,
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but that's actually
my new gaming manager.
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I mean, she thinks I can go pro
by the time I'm 18.
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Monetizing your interests.
I love that for you.
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This has been my dream
since I was like 6,
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but thanks to Andrea,
I'm playing an arena game
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in San Francisco
this Friday!
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Plus, I already have
a sponsor.
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Pocha's Pumpkin Patch.
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I only get paid to wear it
in October.
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Come on. Is -- Is gaming
really a career?
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Hey, some arena players
make millions.
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M-M-Millions?
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I have a few questions.
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no, you cannot be
my future lawyer,
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and no, you cannot have
this jacket.
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I was just gonna ask
if I could buy you a coffee.
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But with that attitude,
forget it.
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Hey, Luke, wait up.
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Who had Luke running off
with all our bet money?
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Do you guys ever think
we have too much caffeine?
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No.
No. No.
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♪♪
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Oh, hey! Have a minute
to solve world peace?
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Ay, no hablo inglés.
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It's an old habit.
I'm so sorry.
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What's up?
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Behold...
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two rival countries --
Turkey and Greece.
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Oh, which is the key to an
exceptional Thanksgiving gravy.
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Turkey grease.
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[ Flatly ] I will never
be friends with Greece.
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[ British accent ] Only turkeys
live in Turkey, old chap.
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Hey. Why are you
talking like that?
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Because I was told
that Old English
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was the only accent I could do
without being offensive, bruv.
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Good instinct.
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I'm gonna use two super magnets
to show what can happen
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when adversaries
put aside their differences
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and come together.
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Damn it.
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The magnets must have been
pointed the wrong way.
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Well, unlike the people
outside of Whole Foods,
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you got my attention.
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And I am signing my real name
on your petition.
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♪♪
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Why'd I even bother trying
to make a positive change?
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Nobody cares.
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You know,
instead of focusing
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on a big issue
like world peace,
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maybe you could set your sights
a notch lower?
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Find every stray dog
a home?
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Several notches lower.
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If you want immediate change,
you can focus
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on a local issue that
you're passionate about.
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Mmm. Mmm.
This is tasty celery juice.
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Boy, has my inflammation
been reduced.
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I'm doing a juice cleanse
for Faculty Health Week.
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Mmm! Thank you, juice,
for cleaning my guts.
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[ As juice ] "Oh, you are
very welcome, Mr. Escalante."
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That's amazing.
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His juice voice?
Don't encourage him.
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No. I just got an idea
for my local issue.
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Later.
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[ Normal voice ] You know,
you should participate, too.
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It's important
we provide
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healthy role models
for our students.
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I really think that ship sailed
when I started having Red Bulls
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and cheese wheels
for a midnight snack.
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Okay.
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Not everyone has
my famous Escalante willpower.
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I thought you said
you were famous
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for knowing all the lyrics
to "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba.
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Unlike members
of Chumbawamba,
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I could be famous
for more than one thing.
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Okay. I'll start thinking
of something healthy to do,
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like, a -- a good stretch.
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I just popped my bra.
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♪♪
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Hi.
Uh, I'm looking for --
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You must be
Robby's friend!
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I'm sorry.
Robby?
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Gender-neutral names
crush on Twitch.
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Help yourself
to anything.
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Hey, you.
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Not interested.
Gay.
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Wait. Robyn?
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What in the cosplay hell
are you wearing?
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It's called a brand.
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Her followers are gonna hit 100K
by the end of the month.
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Um, Robby...
[Gags]
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What happened
to the multicolored hoodie
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from Supreme
you were telling me about?
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Oh!
Yeah, that one.
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See, I liked it at first,
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but then I realized
I like money more.
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And also, Terry told me
it was working for me, so...
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Who the hell's Terry?
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Check me out!
[ Laughs ]
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This feels
strangely right.
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What in the muscle-suit hell
are you wearing?
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Who cares?
I'm hot.
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Okay.
Next step...
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We got to straighten
that hair.
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Ooh.
She went for the hair.
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Sit back,
'cause you're about to see
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someone get ripped
a new B-hole.
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Um, yeah.
Yeah. Sure. I can be into that.
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What?
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Robyn, you've been
gaining followers on Twitch
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just fine
by being yourself.
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Yes, and now
I'm leveling up.
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I mean, come on, bro.
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You know how long
I've wanted to go pro.
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So, are you gonna be a part
of my entourage, or what?
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You know I will.
I support you.
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Well, in that case,
you got to dress the part.
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Never in a million years.
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Can I put that on
over the muscles,
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or is this more
of an either-or situation?
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♪ I'm not giving,
not giving you up ♪
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♪ I'm not giving
you up, up, up ♪
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[ Bell rings ]
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We've got a lot of debatin'
to do.
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If it's related
to whatever you're doing,
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I can tell
I'm on the con side.
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This is my new
exercise ball.
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I am killing
Faculty Health Week!
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Are y'all inspired yet?
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Yeah. This is
my inspired face.
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Cool. I couldn't tell,
'cause you're a little blurry.
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Okay. Uh, I have
an announcement to make.
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I have made
a positive local change
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here at the school.
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Oh, hell yeah!
I told her to do that.
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Inspired by Health Week,
I have banned
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Chicken on a Stick
from our cafeteria!
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Makayla,
with all due respect...
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[Chuckles]
what the hell?!
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Why would you get rid
of our favorite item
in the cafeteria?
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Because that chicken
is overly processed
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and unethically raised.
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I'm sorry, but I care about
what goes into our bodies.
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A mouthful of joy?
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[ Stammering ]
Do you have this bag on you?
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And if so,
is it microwavable?
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Makayla, Makayla,
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I know that your heart's
in the right place,
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but the thing is --
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We have a constitutional right
to eat poultry-adjacent meats.
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Okay, ignore him.
It's just...
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we've been eating
Chicken on a Stick
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since we were in
like the first grade.
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And your bodies still
haven't digested them.
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So I'm just supposed to stop
eating things I can't digest?
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[ Chuckles ]
No.
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Guys, guys, guys, guys,
guys, guys!
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Makayla has a point,
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and we should support her,
like real friends do.
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Y'all, Ms. Gomez is right.
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I mean,
change is never easy.
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A lot of things
are changing lately.
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Relax, okay?
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I replaced it with something
way more delicious.
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Trust me, you all
are going to love it.
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♪♪
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What do you think of the
school's new Health Pudding?
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Mmm!
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Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
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I can practically taste
the health.
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Makayla:
Thanks.
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It feels good.
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Wait for it.
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She's gone.
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[ All groaning ]
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I can't tell if the flavor
was vanilla or potato.
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I don't know, but it was both...
crunchy and mushy.
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I-I threw up in my mouth,
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and I-I couldn't tell
which was which.
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It wasn't that bad.
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You want
the rest of mine?
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♪♪
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So you're probably wondering
what I thought of Andrea.
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No, actually,
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I was wondering if whales
have strong familial bonds.
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Okay. Well, I'm gonna
tell you anyway.
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I have a bad feeling
she's a fraud.
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Andy? No!
No way. She's legit.
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I used her pumpkin
discount code
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and got a great deal
on a hay ride.
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Very boring.
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Shocker.
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Well, I looked up the address
to her office,
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and this is
the Google Earth image.
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The Quiznos?
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Holy crap!
She's a franchisee?!
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No. It's the little door
next to it.
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I'm pretty sure that's
a dead rat in front of it.
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Anyway, does this look like
the international headquarters
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of a high-flying manager?
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Okay. Yeah.
That is pretty sus.
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We should check it out.
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Best case, we bust her.
Worst case, we get toasty subs.
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[ Whispering ]
Hey. Sarah.
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How would you like to make
a little cash?
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Okay. Who do you
need publicly shamed?
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Everybody in the school hates
Makayla's Health Pudding.
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I love money. You love power.
Your mom has keys.
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Let's sell
underground Chicken on a Stick.
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Do I like money enough
to go into business with you?
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Yes, I do.
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"Black-market chicken bros"
on three?
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One...two...
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And I regret this
already.
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...three!
Black-market chick--
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You got to be here
for it.
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♪♪
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Why are you recording?
Are we not undercover?
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No.
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Why did you insist
on all black?
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[ Exhales sharply ]
It's slimming.
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I'm recording so Robyn can see
the rat-infested crap hole
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her scam-ager works out of
and --
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These must be
some rich-ass rats.
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00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:08,307
Hot towel?
Kiwi-infused sparkling water?
253
00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:10,843
Oh-oh! It's like I'm flying
business class on Delta.
254
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:13,245
Yeah, right.
255
00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:15,414
All they did was microwave
some hand towels,
256
00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:17,984
buy a soda stream, and hire
a bunch of Berkeley girls.
257
00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:20,620
I went to Stanford.
258
00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:23,589
[ Chuckling ]
Ooh-hoo!
259
00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:25,925
Look, Robyn is clearly
in good hands.
260
00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:27,793
That's what Andrea
wants you to think.
261
00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:29,829
Something's not right about her.
Trust me.
262
00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:31,364
I need you to have my back
on this.
263
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,698
Okay. Always.
264
00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:33,866
Terry?
265
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,134
[ Chuckles ]
266
00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:37,803
Mwah! Mwah!
267
00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,338
What are you guys
doing here?
268
00:10:39,438 --> 00:10:42,708
Uh, Miles actually
wanted to --
269
00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:45,311
I'm a gamer, like Robyn.
270
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,546
And he -- h-he's always
just like the, uh, uh,
271
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,214
"Pew-pew!
Pew-pew-pew-pew!
272
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:51,884
Aim! Shoot! Duck!
I win!"
273
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:52,952
That -- That's him.
274
00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:57,323
Anyways, I'm clearly not gonna
sign with just anybody,
275
00:10:57,390 --> 00:11:00,159
so I'd like to see
your client list.
276
00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:02,328
Oh. Sorry.
I don't share that.
277
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,130
Is that because
you don't have any clients?
278
00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:06,532
What are you
getting at?
279
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,735
Hey, guys.
What are you doing here?
280
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:13,406
Feels like your friend
has an issue with me.
281
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:13,906
Oh, that's not true.
282
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,208
Right, Miles?
283
00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,078
Miles, look at me.
284
00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:22,748
Hello?
285
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:23,883
Come on, Terry.
286
00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:26,419
All right, dude...
talk.
287
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,920
It's just that...
288
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,923
this woman is changing your look
and making you act different.
289
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:33,092
Some people may say
she's a bad influence.
290
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:36,162
Some people may say that
some people sound jealous.
291
00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:37,763
Some people may say
they're confused
292
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,165
about which people
we're talking about right now.
293
00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:43,703
I just want to make sure you
know what you're getting into.
294
00:11:43,769 --> 00:11:46,439
What, you think I just walked in
here without doing any research?
295
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,573
You know I've wanted this
more than anything.
296
00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:49,241
I know you do,
and that is why I'm worried --
297
00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:51,444
I haven't signed anything!
298
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,945
My parents know about it,
299
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,680
and I know how to take care
of myself, okay?
300
00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:55,915
Robyn --
301
00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:57,349
This is uncool.
302
00:11:57,416 --> 00:12:00,920
If this was you getting
your first role on Broadway,
303
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,755
I'd be excited for you.
304
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:12,298
♪♪
305
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:16,035
You get an "A," you get an "A."
Everybody gets an "A!"
306
00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:19,071
This ball makes me feel
like Oprah!
307
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:21,474
[ Pop ]
308
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,908
Crap!
309
00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,643
Makayla: Whoa.
310
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,644
I think I broke
my tailbone.
311
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:30,116
Well, in the words
of Mr. Escalante,
312
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,318
"You get knocked down,
you get up again."
313
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,553
Ow! Honey,
those are not his words.
314
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:35,654
Trust me.
315
00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:37,790
Well, you're smiley.
316
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:38,891
I'm just feeling good
317
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,593
about making
a positive local change.
318
00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:44,163
This feels like the real start
of my career as an activist.
319
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,665
All thanks to you.
320
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,900
Now,
if you'll excuse me,
321
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,969
I have to go fill out
a return receipt.
322
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,971
And hey,
if anybody asks,
323
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:54,807
it got delivered to me
that way.
324
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:59,311
[ Door opens, closes ]
325
00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:00,846
What the stick?
326
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,348
♪♪
327
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,283
More sticks?
328
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:09,455
Bird me.
329
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,024
That'll be $2.50.
330
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,993
[ Scoffs ]
331
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:14,827
You know what?
Make it $5.
332
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,364
If you would like to go
somewhere else
333
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,200
for your Chicken on a Stick,
be my guest.
334
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,436
Oh! Oh, that's right.
There is nowhere else.
335
00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:25,638
Give us the cash.
336
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:33,312
[ Knock on door ]
337
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:36,348
[ Singsong ]
What...do you need?
338
00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:38,350
[ Screams ]
339
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,620
Makayla.
340
00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:43,455
Hi.
Your hair looks nice.
341
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,059
[ Whispering ]
I just need one second.
342
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,127
We got to get rid
of the evidence!
343
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:51,163
Make your big mouth useful
for once and chow down!
344
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,700
[ Muffled ]
Get it --
345
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,407
What are you doing?
346
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,808
[ Muffled ]
What does it look like?
347
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:07,079
You're running an illegal
Chicken on a Stick ring,
348
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,247
and you're trying to get rid
of the evidence!
349
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:13,052
[ Muffled ] I think you're being
a little paranoid, Makayla.
350
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,422
This makes sense
from Luke.
351
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,591
But you, Sarah? You're the last
person I expected to see here.
352
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,527
Bird me!
Mama's got a sore tush.
353
00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:26,765
I should go after her.
354
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,100
One for the road.
355
00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:30,903
Thanks, kid.
356
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:34,373
♪♪
357
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,608
Uh, hey.
Have you seen Makayla?
358
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,210
No. Why are you
walking weird?
359
00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:39,211
Why do you look weird?
360
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:40,846
Well, it's not 'cause
I'm hungry, 'cause I'm not.
361
00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:44,383
[ Chuckles ] Juice is doing
the work of food.
362
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,585
Makayla!
There you are.
363
00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:47,786
Hey.
364
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,922
Look, I know that
you're mad at me.
365
00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:51,690
I'm not mad.
366
00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:53,292
I'm just disappointed.
367
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,127
Straight out
of my mom's playbook.
368
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,362
That cut deep.
369
00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:58,764
I thought you all liked
my changes,
370
00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:00,900
but you were
just being fake.
371
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,201
Who said "steaks"?
372
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,703
'Cause that's
not what I want.
373
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:06,372
I'm healthy.
374
00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:08,040
Look, you can make
positive change.
375
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,609
You just can't make people
go along with it overnight.
376
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,412
Real activism
takes compromise.
377
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:16,949
So I need to find an alternative
that speaks to weak people --
378
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,784
like you --
while preserving my ideals.
379
00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:22,488
A little editorial license
taken there,
380
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,156
but that's basically it.
381
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:27,326
Thanks, Ms. Gomez.
That's a good thought.
382
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:30,129
Who's got
tater tots?
383
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:30,596
Hey, can I have a sip?
384
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,932
Yeah.
385
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,568
Snap out of it, man!
386
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,772
That is a better use
of the juice.
387
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:44,009
♪♪
388
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,278
Robyn:
What do you think?
389
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,614
[ Gasps ]
You look perfect!
390
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:51,183
And after tonight,
your life's gonna change.
391
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,686
You're gonna be the star
of so many memes.
392
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,154
You really think so?
393
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:56,322
I mean, I just kind of wish
all my friends were here.
394
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:57,656
Lyles and Terry?
395
00:15:57,756 --> 00:16:00,526
You don't need them.
You got me.
396
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,494
You're gonna win
so many tournaments,
397
00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:03,929
you're gonna be
Rihanna rich.
398
00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:04,530
I'm talkin' world travel.
399
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:10,035
I do have a dream of watching
boys cry in every time zone.
400
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,137
Okay. So let's get going
to the event.
401
00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:13,772
Grab your bag,
check your makeup,
402
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:14,640
sign this real quick,
hop in the limo, and we're off.
403
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,642
Wait. What am I signing
real quick?
404
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,311
Oh, it's just
a boilerplate agreement.
405
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:21,280
You know, legal gobbledygook.
Blah.
406
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,482
And is this
"legal gobbledygook blah"
407
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,284
another term
for "shady as hell"?
408
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:26,452
I don't know what you're
talking about, Robby.
409
00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:28,721
So you saw a gamer girl
410
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,323
and just assumed I was an idiot,
didn't you?
411
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,492
I'm not giving you
80% of my winnings.
412
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,627
All my clients sign it.
It's standard.
413
00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:38,697
Do all your clients
also give you full ownership
414
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,532
of their Twitch streams?
415
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,236
I can't believe
Miles was right.
416
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:49,541
Oh, Robby.
You're so green!
417
00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:52,211
I don't see any other managers
knocking at your door.
418
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:53,345
It's Robyn.
419
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:55,080
And I don't need a manager.
I've got me.
420
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,482
Also, I'm keeping
this outfit
421
00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:58,751
'cause I forgot to bring
a change of clothes.
422
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,052
[ Bell chimes ]
423
00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:01,720
Okay, well, you better
get used to deleting
424
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:02,988
your own voicemails.
425
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:04,423
Ooh! Sick burn!
426
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:08,060
And, by the way, Robyn's already
a gender-neutral name.
427
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:16,668
♪♪
428
00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:18,504
Ta-da!
429
00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,174
Surprise!
430
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,776
Why are you dressed
like a sad sloth?
431
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,878
Its energy really resonates
with me.
432
00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:29,014
And if I'm gonna be
a part of your entourage,
433
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:30,416
I've got to dress
the part.
434
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:32,751
Babe,
you look hysterical.
435
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,086
But I feel terrible,
436
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:35,954
especially about the way
I acted earlier.
437
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,390
I was wrong to go off
on Andrea,
438
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,959
although it felt pretty good
to talk down to an adult.
439
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,595
I'm sure
that she's a gr--
440
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:46,899
[ Singsong ]
I knew it!
441
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:49,601
I mean what happened?
442
00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:52,538
She was basically trying to own
my whole life.
443
00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:55,307
I mean, who did I think I was
gonna be, the next Miss Rage?
444
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:56,308
You could totally rage out,
you know?
445
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,644
[ Growls ]
446
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,045
Aah! Grr!
447
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,748
No.
She's my favorite gamer.
448
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,483
Oh.
449
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:09,154
You know, there's nothing
impossible about your dream.
450
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:10,889
You're good enough
to go pro.
451
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:14,493
Yeah. When I game, I do make a
lot of guys cry on the regular.
452
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,628
Again, I had allergies.
453
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,998
My point is, you're gaining
followers on Twitch
454
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,066
because of you.
455
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,768
The real you could go pro.
456
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:23,769
Aww.
457
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:28,073
Well, the real me wants to
get out of this costume.
458
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,843
[ Plastic creaking ]
459
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:31,910
Me too.
460
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:33,445
I probably
look ridiculous.
461
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:34,580
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
462
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:36,782
[ Gasps ]
Oh, my God!
463
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,517
I look like the cutest boy
on Earth!
464
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,686
Why are you
not hugging me?
465
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:41,353
Ooh!
466
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:42,855
Okay,
take -- take pictures.
467
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:43,989
Okay, okay, okay.
468
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:46,658
Here he is.
We said angles!
469
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,194
♪ I feel like
all these people in this room ♪
470
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,762
♪ Don't shine like you ♪
471
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:53,465
Hey. Everyone's asking when
the new shipment's coming in.
472
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:56,101
It's already here.
473
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:58,470
So then why are you
holding it?
474
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:00,806
Oh, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah.
475
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:05,043
You have so much to learn about
the black-market chicken trade.
476
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:09,214
You see, it's a simple thing
called "supply and demand."
477
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:13,552
The longer they wait,
the more they'll pay.
478
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:18,390
Oh, Luke, Luke, Luke.
479
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,559
God, I love when mansplaining
goes wrong.
480
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,997
Hey!
Who's your supplier?
481
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:28,133
A small farm
not far from here.
482
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,402
Actually,
this is really delicious.
483
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,871
Way better
than our bathroom birds.
484
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,308
Thank you, Judas,
for weighing in.
485
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,544
Hey, check it.
I'm Chicken Wolverine.
486
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:39,912
[ Laughs ]
487
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,848
And these sticks
don't even give me splinters.
488
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,049
Well...
489
00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:49,388
w-what am I gonna do with 300
bootleg Chicken on a Sticks?
490
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:52,157
My cleanse
is officially over.
491
00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:53,425
I'm ready to chew.
492
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:54,893
My teeth are all,
"Put me in, Coach!"
493
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:57,596
Mr. Escalante,
could I interest you
494
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,065
in some cheap chicken
I have hidden in my locker?
495
00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:02,067
Lead the way.
496
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,604
Hey, kiddo.
I am really proud of you.
497
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,206
I mean, you did it.
498
00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:10,275
You compromised, and you made
a real, positive change.
499
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,276
It's like that one time
when I wanted a pet,
500
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,579
but I realized
I was not responsible enough,
501
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,013
so I got a plant instead.
502
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,884
Which died.
But you get the point.
503
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,185
Kind of.
504
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,120
Look. I'm --
I'm Chicken Freddy Krueger.
505
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,956
Oh, yeah?
I'm Edward Chickenhands.
506
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,792
[ Chuckling ]
That's a good one.
507
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,728
♪♪
508
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,463
[ Dragon growls, man screams ]
509
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:32,631
Robyn:
Whoa! I just crushed you guys!
510
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,734
Yo, not even close!
511
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:38,704
Hey, at least you guys
didn't cry.
512
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:41,139
Luke: [ Voice breaking ]
Totally.
513
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,375
Thanks for
inviting us over.
514
00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:45,477
[ Voice breaking ]
Stupid allergies.
515
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,879
What's the freakin'
pollen count in here?
516
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:52,551
Unh-unh. We're not done.
Get back here.
517
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,990
[ Singsong ]
Thank you!
518
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,725
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
519
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:03,662
♪ I get starstruck around you ♪
520
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:06,598
♪ What can I do, baby? ♪
521
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:07,633
♪ I can't help it ♪
522
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:11,103
♪ I get starstruck around you ♪
523
00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:14,940
♪ What can I do? ♪
524
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:18,076
♪ I'm not giving,
not giving you up ♪
525
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:20,679
♪ I'm not giving,
not giving you up ♪
526
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,415
♪ I'm not giving, not giving you
up, up, up, no ♪
527
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:24,983
♪ I can't help it ♪
528
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:28,820
♪ I get starstruck around you ♪
529
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,689
♪ What can I do, baby? ♪
530
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:33,425
♪ I can't help it ♪
531
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:37,329
♪ I get starstruck around you ♪
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