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♪♪
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[ Saweetie's "Best Friend"
plays ]
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♪ That my best friend,
she a real bad... ♪
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♪ Got her own money
she don't need no drinks ♪
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♪ Now she twerkin', she throw it
out and come back in ♪
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Wait, guys,
here's a debate topic.
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Is it better to buy
expensive furniture
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that's already assembled
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or cheap stuff that you have to
put together yourself?
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Keep in mind, I already
bought the cheap stuff.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Bells chime ]
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Morning, Meadows Creek High!
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It's time for
your Escalante Minute.
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That's just a title,
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'cause it's gonna bea lot longer than that.
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Come on.
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-Why?!
-Okay, hey, hey, come on.
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At least he's not doing
the cheesy theme song.
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Wait for it.
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♪ It's the Escalante Minute ♪
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♪ The best minute
of your month ♪
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Wow.
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Those vocal coaches
are really paying off.
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Okay, first up,
exciting poetry news.
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I've picked a winner
for this year's
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Elliot Escalante Exceptional
Excellence in Poetry,
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AKA The EEEEP.
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That's my poetry contest,
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for those of you
living under a rock.
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Okay.
And this year's winner is...
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[ Drumroll plays ]
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...Sarah Maris!
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[ Applause ]
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I think I've died
and gone to Hell.
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Please don't read it!
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And now I'm gonna read it.
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Oh, my...
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"My heart longsto never lose you.
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I promise to always choose you.
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And when the waters clear,
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it will always be youI hold dear.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God,
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oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, Oh, my God.
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[ Door closes ]
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Shoot. You guys, do you think
I should go after her?
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Would you want you
to go after you?
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Point taken.
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Terrell,
you are the man.
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I mean, that is
obviously about you.
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Oh, my God.
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It is my dream
to be the subject
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of a love poem...
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that I didn't write.
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Bro, I didn't know y'all
were actually that serious.
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I didn't either.
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I mean, and I thought Sarah
was normally really private.
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Well, Emily Dickinson
was a shut-in,
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and she was an amazing poet...
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until she drowned
in that river.
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Wait, no.
That was Virginia Woolf.
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Or, no, that was the one
that put her head in the oven.
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Wow. God,
so many troubled ladies.
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Again, that poem
is by Sarah Maris.
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So if you see Sarah Maris
in the hallway,
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make sure to tell her
how much you love it.
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Again -- Sarah?
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Where'd you get the keys?
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[ Bag thuds ]
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Your minute is done.
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No, don't touch that.
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No!That's my lucky mic, dude!
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Sarah, don'tthrow those pencils.
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Not the face!
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[ Clears throat ]
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Back to my furniture.
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♪♪
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♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh ♪
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[ Whistle blows ]
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♪♪
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[ Cellphone chiming ]
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Guys, we're standing
right next to each other.
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Is this still about
the Dave & Buster's incident
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from last weekend?
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Okay, look, you guys always
do this when you fight.
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Why can't we just
talk about it IRL?
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Because we're all addicted
to our phones.
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Exactly.
Who's up for a challenge?
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Oh, is it to see who can go
to the best college,
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make the most money,
and pay the least taxes?
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No, it's to see who can go
the longest without their phone.
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That's fine. I'll just play
that little game by myself.
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So, uh, what are the stakes
of this phone thing?
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Losers buy the winner coffee
for a week.
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Okay. In.
This is gonna be easy.
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Good luck, suckers.
You are gonna need it.
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
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No, I can't do it.
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Oh, I missed you so much.
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Have fun
with your dumb contest.
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♪♪
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Nope, too old.
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Nope, too young.
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Nope, two kids.
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[ Sighs ]
Alicia, I screwed up,
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and I really need
your help.
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Nope, too needy.
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Do not swipe left
on my problems.
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I am in the middle
of a crisis.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
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But, wait.
Before we get into it,
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does Dante look like he could
put together a bookshelf?
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You looking for a boyfriend
or a TaskRabbit?
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Why can't it be both?
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Okay, look.
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I keep telling Sarah I was just
trying to celebrate her talents,
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but all she does is,
"La la la la, la la la la, la!"
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It's so damn effective.
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Why are you smiling
at me?
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'Cause you, my friend,
pulled an Alicia.
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You got overenthusiastic
about helping a student,
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completely disregarded
personal boundaries,
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and it blew up in your face.
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Oh, my God.
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I went full Alicia.
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It is really stressful.
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This is how you live?
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Eh, you get used to it.
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But, you know, looking at it
from this side,
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I am feeling so at peace.
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Is this how you live?
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Before now!
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Come on.
You don't have any advice?
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If I got involved
in your situation,
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that would be pulling
an Alicia.
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But you are Alicia.
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Today, I'm the girl
grading papers,
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eating other people's
leftovers,
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and bingeing
this train wreck.
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Listen, I'm not taking "no"
for an answer.
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La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
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But seriously --
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Okay, listen, I know
you're totally embarrassed,
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but I can relate.
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You know, once, when I --
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my poem being read
over the PA
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to the time you had a leaf
stuck in your hair.
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On picture day.
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Here.
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Why are you bringing us
two coffees?
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[ Gasps ]
Ooh, did you --
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Yep. I caved.
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Timothée Chalamet went live.
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I really wasn't thinking
when I made this bet.
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And then there were two.
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Question --
How do you guys know
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the other isn't looking
at their phone?
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I know I can be trusted.
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Three words --
Dave & Buster's.
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If you can cheat there,
you can cheat anywhere.
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Two words -- up yours.
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Well, since I'm out,
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I guess I can hold on
to your phones.
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Thank you, but I think
you're underestimating us.
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Oh, my God, did you see
the pic I just sent
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of a kitty
sleeping with a squirrel?
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Oh, my God, they're tucked into
a tiny little bed.
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Take 'em.
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Hey. Hey, great job
ending the Escalante Minute
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before he got
to the closing theme song.
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Well,
I had to pull the plug.
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Literally.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Don't be.
It was an awesome poem.
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Probably because you had
a great muse.
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[ Chuckles ]
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It was me.
I'm the muse.
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I was following.
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Look, the poem
was unexpected
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but really cool.
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Okay.
You know, I'm gonna go...
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Both: Let the air out
of Mr. Escalante's tires.
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Am I becoming predictable?
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Nah,
it's your signature move.
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I'll see you.
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What are you doing
in here?
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I'm a teacher
in the teachers' lounge.
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What are you doing
in here?
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My mom's the principal.
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I can go anywhere I want.
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Because I copied the keys.
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Sarah!
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Are any of those
for the vending machine?
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You know, today has been
so frustrating.
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Tell me about it.
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You know, I had
all this IKEA furniture
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delivered to my apartment,
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and there was no one
to help me set it up.
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You know, that is
an interesting thing
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that I do not care
anything about.
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No nosy follow-up
after I tell you I'm frustrated?
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It's refreshing.
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Thank you for noticing.
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Well, the new Alicia is staying
out of everybody's business.
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Awesome. You know, I'm glad
we're on the same page.
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Is it because you weren't ready
for Terrell
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to know how you really feel?
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[ Scoffs ]
Is something I would say
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if I was gonna get
involved.
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God, why does everybody assume
they know what the poem's about?
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Holy plot twist.
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It's not about Terrell,
is it?
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But, wait,
I just saw you guys out there,
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like, laughing and vibing.
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You were faking it.
Of course.
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But, wait.
Why not just tell him?
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Right.
'Cause he's such a good guy,
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you don't want to hurt
his feelings.
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I get it, girl.
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Don't you feel
so much better
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now that you got all of that
off your chest?
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Considering I didn't know
it was there?
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Definitely.
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He's gonna be so upset
when he finds out.
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Yeah, but he's gonna be
heartbroken if you lead him on.
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Being real
is the kinder thing to do.
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I don't know
if I can do that to him.
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No, it's like waxing --
you just gotta rip it off,
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or the pain's gonna linger.
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I think you need to pay more
for waxing.
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I'm gonna butt out.
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No, you're right.
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I just need to tell him
in my own way.
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Okay. And I am glad that
you came to that conclusion
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all on your own
without my involvement.
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Great.
Now can I have some privacy?
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I can't leave a student
in here unsupervised.
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Later.
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♪♪
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You know, Miles,
I gotta tell you,
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now that I'm off my phone,
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I feel so --
so clear-headed and calm.
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Really?
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'Cause you look
pale and sweaty.
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'Cause I skipped
all the way here.
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[ Chuckles ]
That's just something I do now.
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You -- You -- You'd get it
if you were off the grid.
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Oh, excuse me.
I didn't order scones.
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00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:26,699
No, no, no, no,
no, no!
256
00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:31,537
That is just a gift
for giving me my life back.
257
00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:35,775
The light in me
sees the light in you.
258
00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:40,546
Your phone's
not in my backpack.
259
00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:41,981
Damn it! Okay.
260
00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,816
Look, look, look.
261
00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,318
Just give me
one little peek, right?
262
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,420
Just to bring me down
a little bit.
263
00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:50,089
Is he caving?
264
00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:51,724
No.
265
00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:53,392
Now please be gone.
266
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,998
Did he really think he
could distract me that easily?
267
00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,666
I know.
It's so pathetic.
268
00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,668
It's like he doesn't
even give you any credit.
269
00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:05,171
Oh, also, by the way,
I was just outside earlier.
270
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,639
Griffin was looking
for you.
271
00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:07,773
That's really funny,
272
00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,275
'cause he's in Chicago
with family.
273
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,910
And, no, your phone's
not in my backpack.
274
00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:12,678
Damn it.
275
00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:13,946
Ha!
276
00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:15,581
Uh, who's pathetic now?
277
00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:16,749
This girl.
278
00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:20,286
You two don't realize it,
but you have way more in common
279
00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:21,287
than you think you do.
280
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,488
Gross.
281
00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:33,866
♪♪
282
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,968
Welp,
someone's getting fired.
283
00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:38,137
Not if you pretend
you didn't see me.
284
00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:39,639
Sarah won't accept
my apology
285
00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:41,107
even though
I just gave her this.
286
00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:43,342
You made her another
homemade wizard wand?
287
00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:46,178
It was a Mylar balloon that said
"You're #1."
288
00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:47,480
She friggin' popped it.
289
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,882
It was nice
working with you.
290
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:52,385
I'm gonna miss your...
291
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,453
faux snake boots.
292
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:55,855
Hey.
293
00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:56,989
Typical Alicia move.
294
00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:58,491
You are spiraling.
295
00:10:58,557 --> 00:11:00,192
And you know what makes Alicia
feel better?
296
00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:01,727
Hmm?
297
00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,362
Come on, eat it, relax.
You're not gonna get fired.
298
00:11:03,462 --> 00:11:04,830
Sarah would never do that.
299
00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:06,565
Well, how do you know that?
Did you talk to her?
300
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,034
You got involved?
301
00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:11,003
And there go your
chocolate privileges.
302
00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,472
For the record,
I am so not involved.
303
00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:17,043
♪♪
304
00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:19,578
Sarah's clearly into me
based on that poem,
305
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,880
but, you know, in person,
306
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,915
her actions just don't
match her words.
307
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,051
Makayla: She's probably upset
you haven't done
308
00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,252
something equally romantic.
309
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,087
Well, I was thinking
about buying her
310
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:29,422
her favorite
swim goggles.
311
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,424
Yeah, do not do that.
312
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,259
Come on.
That poem was amazing.
313
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,428
You really need to
step it up, bro.
314
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,863
You should buy her
this bracelet, okay?
315
00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:40,766
It's ethically sourced,
so twice the price.
316
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,502
Oh, my God, yeah,
she would love that.
317
00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:46,338
And I'm her best friend,
so I can borrow it from her.
318
00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:47,673
I guess I gotta do it.
319
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,775
It's gonna cost
my entire summer savings.
320
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,677
No, it's not!
321
00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,245
I mean, girls don't like
322
00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:55,181
expensive, lavish,
surprise gifts.
323
00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:56,248
Yuck.
324
00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:57,616
If you really
wanna win her heart,
325
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,585
you should ask her to...
326
00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:01,287
sit under a tree
with you.
327
00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:05,257
Oh, did a little birdie
follow you to work, too?
328
00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:07,860
Okay, well, Sarah
does love to be outside,
329
00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,695
so maybe I'll go
with that idea.
330
00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:11,731
Wise decision.
331
00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:12,865
Thanks, Ms. G.
332
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,033
Uh-huh.
333
00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:16,969
Bye-ee!
334
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:19,205
Doesn't she seem
weirder than normal?
335
00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:20,940
No.
336
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:25,911
♪♪
337
00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:27,279
Bro, your move.
338
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:28,748
Don't rush me.
339
00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:32,151
Great.
Another tie.
340
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:36,055
So I guess this is what
people did before phones.
341
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:36,989
Yeah.
342
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,791
But it, uh, made us talk
343
00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:42,795
and put that stupid argument
behind us.
344
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,730
This bet was kind of
the best thing
345
00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:46,599
that ever happened
to our friendship.
346
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,503
[ Slow clapping ]
347
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,604
You're welcome.
348
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:52,805
This great moment
of friendship
349
00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:54,340
has been brought to you
by who?
350
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,841
Miles Alvarez.
351
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,811
So, this was all just a trick
to bring us together?
352
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,312
Yep.
I "Parent Trapped" you.
353
00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:03,315
God, I feel so...duped.
354
00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:04,450
No, you weren't duped.
355
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,085
I manipulated you.
356
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:07,186
Here -- take these.
357
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,587
You earned 'em.
358
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:11,490
[ Slow clapping ]
359
00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:12,792
What's going on?
360
00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:13,959
Ha!
361
00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:16,195
We knew you were
"Parent Trapping" us,
362
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:20,332
so we pretended to get along so
you'd give us our phones back.
363
00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:22,201
Reverse "Parent Trap"!
364
00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:26,972
It took Luke 2 1/2 hours
to explain the movies to me.
365
00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:28,774
We could've just
watched it.
366
00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:32,845
Okay.
How'd you catch on to me?
367
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:34,380
What do you mean?
It was obvious.
368
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,482
"You two have way more in common
than you think you do."
369
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:39,552
First of all,
who says that about us?
370
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,787
A normal person
with insight?
371
00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:43,189
Okay.
372
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:46,192
So, instead of hashing out
our small disagreement,
373
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:49,128
we spent hours coming up
with this elaborate plan.
374
00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:52,398
Which makes us
the real winners of this bet.
375
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,632
Right.
376
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:54,900
My two best friends
who never get along
377
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,403
and always put me
in the middle.
378
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,138
You're the real winners.
379
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:03,242
♪♪
380
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,410
Terrell: Whoa.
381
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,145
That's more than
my summer savings.
382
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,680
This is
with the family discount?
383
00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:10,316
Yeah, my aunts didn't get rich
giving stuff away.
384
00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:14,386
Hey, Sarah, um, did you
have a talk with Terrell yet?
385
00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:18,324
See, I said I'd do it on
my own time, so maybe next week.
386
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:20,426
Oh, next week's great.
Yeah.
387
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,760
Or today.
Oh, my God, that's a great idea.
388
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,095
Why don't you do it today?
389
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,597
You're not gonna say anything,
right?
390
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,098
No, I promised you
I wouldn't.
391
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,267
Not a word
is gonna leave my lips.
392
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,102
[ School bell rings ]
393
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:33,205
Okay, class, instead
of our planned debate,
394
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:35,541
we're actually gonna do
a little communication exercise
395
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:36,775
I learned at Google.
396
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,111
Does it involve
mining personal data?
397
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,880
Very funny.
[ Chuckles ]
398
00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:42,448
No.
399
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:46,051
To help make our team stronger,
we are going to be building...
400
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:48,053
IKEA furniture.
401
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,788
Wait. So you ran home
to get your furniture
402
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,291
because you're too cheap
to hire someone to build it?
403
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,559
No.
404
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,127
I brought in my furniture
to teach you guys
405
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,629
a very important life lesson.
406
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,063
On how to be cheap?
407
00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,199
On how to discuss difficult
topics under stress,
408
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,801
which is, I think, something
that we could all work on.
409
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,303
I agree.
410
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,971
I don't.
411
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,740
Perfect example.
412
00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:10,075
So, I'm gonna be choosing teams
of two at random.
413
00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:12,912
It'll be Terrell and...
414
00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:14,880
Mak-- Sarah.
415
00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:15,981
Terrell and Sarah.
416
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,317
Can I see those?
417
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,152
Aww.
Cute couple.
418
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,420
So sweet.
419
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:23,455
And yet so unnecessary.
420
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,926
And the other teams
are gonna be
421
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:29,762
Makayla and Robyn
and Luke and Miles.
422
00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:31,897
Great.
There's no instructions.
423
00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:34,667
Maybe the furniture will
trick me into assembling it.
424
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,835
Miles, I know that was
directed towards me.
425
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,137
Oh, my God,
I'm so sorry.
426
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:40,839
I didn't know
you were right there.
427
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,442
Remember, you two,
communication is key.
428
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,477
And -- And patience, because
building this furniture
429
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:47,279
could take a long time.
430
00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:48,480
Done.
431
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,683
Really?
You guys had the hardest one.
432
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,484
You're really not getting
the whole
433
00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:55,087
"we're awesome STEM queens"
thing, are you?
434
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:56,622
Yeah!
435
00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,858
Hey, Sarah,
where's the bag of camlocks?
436
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,493
I can't find it.
437
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:03,796
Oh. Sorry.
I had them here the whole time.
438
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:06,098
So, is there anything else
you've been withholding, Sarah?
439
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,267
'Cause I'm sure that Terrell
would like to know.
440
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:09,969
You know, if I think
of anything,
441
00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:12,471
I'm sure I'll pass it on
when I'm ready.
442
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,540
Like now?
443
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,041
[ Both whispering ]
444
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,310
Right. It's just that
this is a partnership.
445
00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:20,045
And so you gotta tell him
what you need
446
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,680
so he doesn't give you
what you don't need.
447
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,649
'Cause you want to build
the strongest armoire possible,
448
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,317
one that will last
well into the future --
449
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:27,486
Okay. I think
we're moving too fast!
450
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:31,323
Terrell, what's wrong?
451
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,958
I j-- I need a minute.
452
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:39,965
♪♪
453
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:42,634
[ Bells chime ]
454
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:46,739
Luke: This is theMiles Apology Minute.
455
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,474
An apology?
456
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,975
Okay, I'm listening.
457
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,677
Brought to you by
his two best friends,
458
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,412
who have written a poem.
459
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:54,546
Please don't read it.
460
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:57,049
And now we're gonna
read it.
461
00:16:57,149 --> 00:17:00,519
Miles, Miles,
we've had our trials.
462
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,887
Oh, God.
463
00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:03,555
We made you flusteredover our argument
464
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:04,757
about Dave & Buster's.
465
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,525
No, it keeps getting worse!
466
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,427
Shut your ears,
Ellen Rendecki.
467
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,931
We know you felt like crap
when we revealed...
468
00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:15,834
Both: Our reverse
"Parent Trap."
469
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:18,504
For the love of Lindsay Lohan,
stop!
470
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,372
Did you hear
the masterpiece?
471
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,040
Everyone in school did.
472
00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:23,675
Well, you'll be pleased
to hear
473
00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:27,079
we wrote it together,
which was your goal.
474
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,381
Yeah. I always sprint
down the hallway in a panic
475
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:30,783
when I'm pleased.
476
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,951
We just wanted you to know
that we're sorry
477
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,386
for always putting you
in the middle,
478
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,021
and we're gonna do better.
479
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:39,024
I appreciate that,
but let's get out of here.
480
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,061
It's locked.
481
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:43,028
Text someone.
482
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,430
I don't have my phone.
483
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:45,864
Me either.
484
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,067
I got this.
485
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:51,136
Makayla, this is Miles.We need your help.
486
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,971
We're lockedin the AV office.
487
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,474
STEM queen to the rescue.
488
00:17:55,574 --> 00:18:01,213
♪♪
489
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,982
Hey, Terrell, I've been
looking for you everywhere.
490
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,218
Y-Yeah, sorry I left you
to do the armoire.
491
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:07,419
Oh, no, it's okay.
492
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,755
I may have left
a few screws out.
493
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,091
It's a leather jacket away
from collapsing.
494
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,494
I-I didn't mean
to freak out earlier.
495
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:19,832
I'm just not ready for all
the boyfriend poem stuff.
496
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,667
That's what this is about?
497
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,901
God, no.
498
00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:24,503
Everything got blown
out of proportion.
499
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,406
The -- The poem wasn't
about you, it was about me.
500
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,408
All -- All the swimming
references, though?
501
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,176
Yeah, I swim, too.
502
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:35,614
I'm the one I wanted to spend
some more time with.
503
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:38,951
Wow. I mean, you just turned
the EEEEP Award
504
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:40,519
into a DEEEEP Award.
505
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,622
No, I -- I was so worried
about hurting your feelings,
506
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:47,526
I didn't know how to tell you,
because I really do like you.
507
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,761
Yeah, yeah,
I like you, too.
508
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,298
But, um...
509
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:55,868
I think we're better off
as friends.
510
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,136
Oh, thank God.
511
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:00,038
I feel the same way.
512
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,607
So we're cool?
513
00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:02,774
Yeah.
514
00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:04,143
Always.
515
00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:06,278
Hey, you know, I almost
bought you a bracelet?
516
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:07,880
There's always
a friendship bracelet.
517
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,681
Not at that price.
518
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,285
I got your text
about that furniture,
519
00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:16,622
and I'm happy to help since
I may have to become a handyman.
520
00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:18,023
You are not getting fired.
521
00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:20,492
And I did it on my own.
I am very resourceful.
522
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:22,494
Hey, Mr. Escalante.
523
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:25,864
Sarah, um, again, I --
I am so sorry,
524
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:27,733
and if it would
make you feel any better,
525
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,202
you could read
my poetry on air.
526
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:33,405
I definitely
don't want that.
527
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:34,973
But we're good.
528
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,375
Yeah, things worked out.
529
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:38,310
Thanks, Ms. G,
for the waxing tip.
530
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:40,045
Hell yeah.
531
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:41,580
It's girl stuff.
532
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,915
Men wax, too.
533
00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:47,219
Oh, and here is
your keyboard cord.
534
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,021
[ Chuckles ] Yes!
535
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:51,757
The Escalante Minute
is back, baby.
536
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,926
Yaaaay.
537
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:57,029
Thanks for having us
assemble that furniture, Ms. G.
538
00:19:58,597 --> 00:19:59,932
Oh.
539
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,501
Oh, so you did all that
furniture on your own, huh?
540
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,336
I said I was resourceful.
541
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:05,537
Mm-hmm.
542
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:07,773
Well, if your furniture's
all done,
543
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,241
guess I'll just head home.
544
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:11,743
I, uh, still need you to get it
to my apartment.
545
00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:12,945
[ Sighs ]
546
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,780
Fine.
I'll help.
547
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,784
Only if you co-host
the Escalante Minute.
548
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,953
Fine.
549
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,054
But I have
my own theme song.
550
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,689
Ready?
[ Clears throat ]
551
00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:25,290
♪ It's Alicia and Elliot ♪
552
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,960
♪ But mostly Alicia ♪
553
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,029
It's cuter than yours.
554
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,967
♪ That's my best friend,
she a real bad... ♪
555
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,402
♪ Got her own money,
she don't need no... ♪
556
00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:39,972
♪ On the dance floor,
she had two, three drinks ♪
557
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,608
♪ Now she twerkin', she throw it
out and come back in ♪
558
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:45,210
♪ That's my best friend,
she a real bad... ♪
559
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:47,713
♪ Drive her own car,
she don't need no Lyft ♪
560
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:50,215
♪ In the strip club,
know my girl gon' tip ♪
561
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:53,485
♪ Now she twerkin', she throw it
out and come back in, ha ♪
562
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,654
♪ Best friend, you the baddest
and you know it ♪
563
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:56,955
♪ You know ♪
564
00:20:57,055 --> 00:20:58,590
♪ I think our booty growin' ♪
565
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:01,159
♪ ...it up in the mirror,
hit them poses ♪
566
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,095
♪ Best friends,
and you...glowin' ♪
567
00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:04,730
♪ Whoo-whoo! ♪
568
00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:06,331
♪ Look like it's frozen ♪
569
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,300
♪ Uh-oh, girl,
I think our booty growin' ♪
570
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,935
♪ Uh-oh ♪
571
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,403
♪ Hit them poses ♪
572
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:14,640
♪ Best friend,
you my...soul mate ♪
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