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We broke up.
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She wanted kids, and I...
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We just broke up.
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I want a house, so I've got to make money.
Kids would just hold my career back.
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Once I make project manager,
then I'll start planning your grandkids.
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Hey buddy. You got any spare change?
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- What?
- If you've got any spare change.
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Yeah, of course.
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Do you take cards?
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You don't. That's rough.
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How can I help you
if you can't even help yourself?
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SEX, DRUGS AND TEAMBUILDING
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Yes, a doctor looked at it
and said it wasn't anything serious.
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So need to worry.
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- Hi, Helena. How are the kids?
- They caught measles at school.
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- That's great.
- What do you mean, "great"?
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Mom, listen to me. It's nothing.
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The doctor said it's extremely common,
so you can relax.
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How's it going, Mr. Future Senior Manager?
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Don't jinx it. Nothing's final yet.
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Now, Mom, you know me.
I'd never forget your birthday.
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I'm in the office now.
I'm in charge of eight people.
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I have to go. Okay. Bye.
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Hello, Diana. Where is everyone?
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Half went for coffee, the others a smoke.
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How about the Black Friday offer?
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We're waiting for your comments.
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- And for Credit Prague Banking?
- We're waiting for your comments.
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Diana, what do you think
you should be doing?
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Whatever you say.
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- What the hell are you doing?
- I'm picking out new shoes.
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Why don't you do this after 6:00 p.m.?
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Because I'm off after 6:00 p.m.
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You don't think it's weird
that you're doing this at work?
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This isn't work. It's a job.
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I'm not some manual laborer.
Jarmila's the one who comes here to work.
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Welcome to FP Global, where we
make dreams come true in installments.
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The lift goes up.
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Today is a beautiful day.
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God, if you can hear me,
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destroy this elevator.
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Jesus, Son of God, snap the cable.
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Jesus, Son of God, snap the cable.
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- Welcome to FP Global, where we make...
- Hi. Mind if I join?
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The lift goes up.
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Today is a beautiful day.
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Today sure is a beautiful day, isn't it?
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It's not going down again, is it?
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Is that wild berries? Amazing.
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Did you hear the elevator
in the Brno branch crashed?
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Really bad luck, isn't it?
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You really never know.
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Have a nice day.
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You must be kidding me, God!
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Why are you giving priority to Brno?
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Excuse me. I'll just go through here.
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Jarmila, you've already gone through here.
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I have not.
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You want people to say I don't work?
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This is the third time you've been
through here with the vacuum.
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Aleš, this is my job.
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Crumbs, smudges, trash.
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Those are my duties.
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Do you want Nikol to yell at me again,
saying I'm not a good...
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-"clining" manager?
-"Cleaning manager," Jarmila.
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Jarmila, calm down.
Nobody can say anything,
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because you're the only one
that is working right now.
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Plus, you've just had
a serious injury, right?
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- You're really not afraid of Nikol?
- Good morning.
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- Hello.
- Kind reminder.
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Team building is in three weeks, and you
still haven't added two to my team.
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Kind reminder. Since the Slovaks
have won the last three years,
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there's no point in sending anyone there
and wasting our time.
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Kind reminder. Mr. Brávek wants us to win
this year. That's why he's sending me.
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Fair Pay Cup.
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That's just great.
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- I'll send you an email.
- Kind reminder. You said that last week.
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Kind reminder. Last week I emailed
a proposal for lowering costs.
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I told you I'd respond when I had time.
Oh, and kind reminder.
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Today we find out who's getting promoted.
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Good luck.
And I'll be waiting for those names.
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At FP Global, we make your dreams
come true in installments.
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Cut. We've got it!
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Nikol, come here.
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- Come on. Faster.
- Yes, Boss.
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- Have a look here. How do I look?
- Amazing as always, Boss.
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I know.
And do you know why I look amazing?
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- It's the new Cedric LeBlanc.
- I knew it.
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We're making final preparations
for the Fair Pay Cup.
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Jarmila, do you think
they're banging each other?
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How can you say that, Mr. Aleš?
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Mr. Brávek only screws girls
from accounting.
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- And Nikol?
- Nikol?
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She's from HR.
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She fucks everyone.
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Mr. Aleš, you're a smart man.
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But there's something not right with you.
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You work too much.
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You're a smart young man.
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But there's something not right with you.
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You work too much.
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And that's a problem?
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I just told you that it is a problem.
Are you obtuse?
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- Nikol, is he obtuse?
- Yes, Boss.
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I just told him he's a smart young man.
Are you obtuse?
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Yes, Boss.
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He doesn't get teamwork.
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He creates unneeded pressure.
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He sends emails at 8:00 p.m.
on Saturdays, Sundays and holidays.
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I just think that each of us
could work a bit more.
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Especially now,
as the summer Black Friday is nearing.
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Do you know what we do here?
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We process credit-card payments.
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But what do we really do?
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Fair Play Global creates added value
through operational excellence--
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We help people make payments.
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Payments calm people. They don't complain.
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When you make a payment, you feel...
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You feel peace and excitement
at the same time.
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Like a deer in heat.
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Bravo!
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- When you say it like that.
- Bravo, Mr. Brávek!
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You see? She likes it.
You see how happy she is?
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Aleš, you look upset.
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Have you got kids?
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No.
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- Are you making payments on anything?
- No.
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Not even a mortgage?
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No, I'm renting.
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Pull yourself together,
or it'll end badly.
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What's our slogan?
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We make dreams come true in installments.
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We make dreams come true in installments!
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- Nikol, have you got kids?
- Yes.
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- Are you making payments?
- Yes. A lot.
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- And are you upset, Nikol?
- No! Never.
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That is, unless you want me to be upset.
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You see? Life is easy.
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When you have kids and make payments,
you're happy to have a job.
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When you don't have kids
or make payments, you hate people.
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And this company loves people.
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Don't take it as a demotion
but as a horizontal promotion.
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- Nikol?
- Yes, Boss?
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- Give us a moment.
- Yes, Boss.
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Aleš,
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you want to lead, grow,
make things happen, right?
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Well, I've got a department for you.
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They lack someone like you.
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Someone with a vision.
Someone motivated. A boss.
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Even there, you can make things happen
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and prove what you have inside yourself
and preserve your dignity.
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What department?
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A very special department.
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Boss.
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Boss!
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Aleš.
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You dropped something.
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What is it?
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"Diagnosis for erectile dysfunction."
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Today is a beautiful day.
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Basement. Good luck.
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The lift goes up.
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CALL CENTER
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You're already here? That was fast.
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- What?
- The clogged-up toilet.
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- But I'm--
- Who clogged it this time, Marcela?
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- I...
- You?
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I am your new team leader.
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Jitka?
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Yes, this is really our new boss.
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- How do you know?
- I'm the only one who reads emails.
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- Jitka can read?
- Shut up, you idiotic idiot.
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You smell, you monster.
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So, welcome, new team leader.
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So what did you do, Boss?
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- Excuse me?
- What did you do
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to get such a demotion?
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I wasn't demoted, but promoted.
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Horizontally.
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Sure, they did.
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All right, guys. Let's go.
Let's kick it into high gear.
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That's great. Good job.
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Great.
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Let's do...
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Let's call it a little trial call, okay?
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I'll be an unsatisfied client.
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Any volunteers?
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Excellent. How about you?
I'm calling you. It's ringing.
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Ring, ring. Answer it, please.
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Hello.
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"Yeah, hello." Unsatisfied client.
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You've just called FP Global.
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Yes, an idiot on the phone.
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Yes, you asshole.
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Yes, I've just had a lobotomy.
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Of course we all deserve to die.
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How can I help?
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What are you doing?
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Talking on the phone.
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That's the process. They call, I answer.
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They start cursing.
So do I, and then I transfer them.
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Look, you just can't do that.
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It can't be so terribly complicated
to talk to clients.
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- No.
- Yeah...
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A call from Most.
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Great.
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Give it to me. Well, give it to me.
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Hi, you've reached FP Global. My name's--
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Why are you calling, you motherfucker?
How did you get my number, idiot?
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What do you mean,
how did I get your number?
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You're calling us.
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Climb back into your mother's hole
she shit you out of, you fucking prick.
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Now, one minute.
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My mother would never do
such a thing in her life.
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Plus, the hole isn't big enough.
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You-- You--
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- You client!
- Fuck yourself, fuck-head.
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Send me my money back,
you fucking asshole.
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- I understand.
- Why is no fucking money on my card?
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I'll transfer you.
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Wait, you fucking shit.
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Transfer him.
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So, they changed out your ATM,
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and now you don't know
where to stick your card?
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So maybe you can stick it up your ass.
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No, you lick my ass.
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Lick my ass more.
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I'll transfer you.
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All right, then. Fucker.
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Thank you for calling 911.
Hello. How can I help you?
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Hello?
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Michal?
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- What are you doing?
- Working.
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- You just hung up on a client.
- He hung up on me.
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Because you told him he'd called 911.
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Your job is to resolve
credit-card problems for clients.
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No, that's the goal of the company.
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My job is to dispatch
as many calls as possible.
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You don't get that I'm not a person?
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I'm a robot.
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I am a robot.
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Okay, Michal.
But you're not resolving their problems.
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Yeah, it just doesn't work like that.
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You sleep better when you know
it doesn't work like that.
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That it doesn't work like that?
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Michal, five minutes left.
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You know what that means.
Time to Macarena. Oh, yeah.
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Come over here, guys. Time to Macarena.
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He can do five calls in 30 seconds.
Don't believe it? Just watch.
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Three, two, one, and go!
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This is the city, calling about
your annual property tax. Hello?
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With this phone call,
you just donated 1,000 CZK for...
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Hello?
254
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Welcome.
You're live on the air with Patrick...
255
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Hello?
256
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You lousy motherfucker.
Call my wife one more time, and I...
257
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,360
Hello?
258
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Hello, Milos Zeman speaking... Hello?
259
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Stop! Holy cow. Twenty-one seconds!
260
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Michal, you're a lunatic!
261
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And with that, I've met my goal for today.
262
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Last one out turns off the light.
263
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Mom, I'm at work.
264
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Yes, Mom. I still have the same job.
265
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Still.
266
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It wasn't like that. No, no, no...
267
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No, I wasn't demoted.
I was promoted horizontally.
268
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I've got an elite team
and an amazing position.
269
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I'm sorry. I forgot my wallet.
Can you let me in?
270
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- Name?
- Michal.
271
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Michal what?
272
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- Michal David.
- Have you got any ID?
273
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I just told you I forgot my wallet.
So no, I don't have my ID.
274
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Maybe just sing for me "Decibels of Love."
275
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I won't sing fucking "Decibels of Love."
I'm not that Michal David.
276
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I'm this Michal David.
277
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Security!
278
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Put it in reverse, Grandpa.
279
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,360
What's in the spray. Heart medication?
280
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,200
Hi.
281
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,520
Natálka?
282
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,960
Weren't you in the third season
of Love Island?
283
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,200
The second.
284
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:34,760
- What bothers you about the name?
- It's not the name. It's that buffoon.
285
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,800
Why do we have the same name,
and why does he sing those songs?
286
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,120
C-rings, I collect C-rings
287
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:43,440
It's all a trap
And I didn't even see it coming
288
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Čestmír, lick my ass!
289
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The lift goes up.
290
00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,520
Today is a beautiful day.
291
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Michal, I'm really looking forward
to working with you.
292
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And I hope we can...
293
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,360
That bitch wants money again.
294
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,280
What?
295
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:14,800
No, I'm not giving you anything.
You're not getting any fucking money.
296
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Because you want to bleed me dry.
My mom told me you'd fuck up my life.
297
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Even an armless hooker picking up truckers
298
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in the parking lot for food coupons
has more dignity than you.
299
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Delete my number
and forget that I ever existed!
300
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- Wife?
- Son.
301
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He wants me to pay for private school.
302
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Michal.
303
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,720
Could you help me with something?
304
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:52,240
Could you make it so they like me?
305
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:59,480
Or at least motivate them
to be more effective.
306
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,640
You think I'm Harry Potter?
307
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,720
You probably think that I enjoy
308
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working down here with you all.
309
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,840
You think I don't have testicles.
310
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Well, I do. Two.
311
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But I behave like a man.
312
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:24,080
And I leave them outside
when I get to work.
313
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Okay.
314
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,200
You could've just said it normally.
315
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,440
Guys, did you hear that? He said
he left his balls in front of his house!
316
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So, guys,
317
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can anyone tell me what this is?
318
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- A ball!
- No.
319
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Two balls.
320
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What is this whole thing called?
What is it?
321
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Two hairy balls.
322
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This is synergy.
323
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Do any of you know what synergy is?
324
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You don't, of course.
325
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It's about the cooperation
of two or more subjects
326
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with the goal of reaching
a combined effect
327
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,360
that is bigger than if the two subjects
were working alone.
328
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,360
Jitka, you're so stupid. Shit!
Just go home. But walk.
329
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,920
Shut up, you brainless hobbit.
330
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One moment. That's right.
Jitka's absolutely correct.
331
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- Good work, Jitka.
- Good work, Jitka. Thank you so much.
332
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Let's imagine that this is our company.
333
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- And this...
- Looks like a cock.
334
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And this has several layers.
335
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- This is the top...
- Of the cock.
336
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- The management. Here is...
- The middle of the cock.
337
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No. Employees.
338
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,760
And this down here...
339
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,120
- The base of the cock.
- Almost.
340
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Unqualified staff. Low class.
341
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:03,640
So the question is, what is missing?
342
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We all know what's missing, don't we?
It's clear.
343
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An onion?
344
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,040
The eye of Sauron.
345
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,120
- No, no, no.
- Red Square.
346
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The Kremlin! The Kremlin.
347
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,760
Marcela, come on.
What are you doing? It's a cunt.
348
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,360
And next to it is one too.
349
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Okay, okay. One moment. What you said...
350
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:41,720
Yes, kinda, but a bit different.
351
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:45,200
It starts with C. Second letter is L.
352
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,120
- Clitoris!
- No, "client"!
353
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Client. It's the client.
354
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:54,640
- Yeah, of course, the client.
- That means that we are what?
355
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- Fuckers.
- Okay, yes.
356
00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:00,160
So what's our job?
357
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,760
- To fuck the client.
- Yes, to fuck the client!
358
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:09,320
And what do we gain from that?
Added value.
359
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,720
- Yes!
- Added value!
360
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:15,360
And that, my friends,
is the definition of capitalism!
361
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,000
Aleš, come on in.
362
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,840
Make yourself comfortable. Have a seat.
363
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,600
- How's it going?
- Wonderful.
364
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,040
- Things are really moving.
- Come here.
365
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,280
What do you think
about artificial intelligence?
366
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,760
I think it's a great thing.
367
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,160
- It's definitely the future.
- Bingo!
368
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,360
I'm closing the call center.
369
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,760
- What?
- It was Nikol's idea.
370
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,840
It's cheaper to replace the operators
with artificial intelligence.
371
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,000
Listen to this.
372
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,920
Hi. I'm Klára.
373
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You look amazing.
374
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,560
How can I help you?
375
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:15,640
- Okay, and what about the employees?
- What do you mean?
376
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,080
- What are you going to do with them?
- Fire them.
377
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,000
But don't worry. Not until September.
378
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,760
If you're nice to Nikol,
we'll keep you on.
379
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:27,800
Thank you.
380
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,000
What happened, Jarmila?
381
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,960
- They fired me.
- My God. Why?
382
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,520
Don't even ask.
383
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:50,600
Nikol told me the company
couldn't pay me any longer.
384
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,360
Who's going to clean here, then?
385
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,400
- A robot.
- A robot?
386
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,200
I'm cleaning. Give me some space.
387
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:04,960
Out of the way, Granny.
388
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,400
What if we win the Fair Pay Cup for you?
389
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,280
You think you can beat the Slovak branch?
390
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,640
That's a fantastic coffee.
391
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,320
Best I ever had.
392
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:43,080
But it's not what I drink.
It's a fucking piccolo. You're fired.
393
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,000
It's too late for the Fair Pay Cup.
Nikol and her team are going.
394
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,640
You mean the team that lost last year?
395
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,320
- What do you suggest?
- If I win the Fair Pay Cup,
396
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,800
will there be enough proof
that the call center is beneficial?
397
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:03,480
No, but it would be amazing to wipe
the floor with those assholes.
398
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,800
Listen, Aleš. If you win the cup,
399
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,120
I'll make you a project manager by fall,
400
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,040
and I'll let the call center live.
401
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,680
But if you don't win,
402
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,680
you'll be fired by the end of the month.
403
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,120
Good luck.
404
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,160
I brought a rope, tent,
405
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,160
mess kit and machete.
406
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,000
Václav, it's not a survival course,
it's a team-building.
407
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,600
I know. I even brought Godzilla. Look.
408
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,080
Do you know what team-building is?
409
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,520
- Free alcohol and food.
- Yeah.
410
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,040
And sex!
411
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,120
Sex?
412
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,360
Like, sex in a vagina?
413
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,360
With a real woman?
414
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,480
Yes, Václav.
415
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,840
Sex in a vagina with a real,
non-inflatable woman.
416
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,400
Michal, can you stop smoking?
417
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,600
No.
418
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:05,960
All right, then.
419
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:10,160
What the fuck does it mean,
"The theme is political correctness"?
420
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,840
The whole Fair Pay Cup
is run by the Americans.
421
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,720
Or Soros. Or Steve Jobs.
422
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,000
Most likely the Americans.
423
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,640
Sometimes I ask myself
who runs your brain, Marcela.
424
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,160
Probably you. You're so stupid,
you could run the whole world.
425
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,960
- I'm ignoring you. Not listening.
- The fuck you'll ignore me, sweetie.
426
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:31,560
- I don't care what you're saying.
- Please, quiet!
427
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,640
SLOVAKIA
428
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,840
How long have you been
working here, Jitka?
429
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,960
Five years.
430
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:50,320
That's four years and 11 months
longer than I would have liked.
431
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,160
Take a picture.
432
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,080
Jesus Christ.
433
00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:00,160
Can you cover up your nipple?
Nobody wants to see that.
434
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,120
- You're just jealous you can't do it.
- I can do it.
435
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,520
I'm surprised you're not a manager.
436
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:09,000
- Only men become managers.
- I don't think that's true.
437
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,480
How did you get it?
438
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,320
Do you have any experience
in a call center? You don't.
439
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:18,720
How is it with political concreteness?
What does it mean?
440
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:22,080
- It's "correctness," Václav.
- That's what I just said.
441
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,800
It's an art.
442
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:27,080
The art of offending someone
without it being legally contestable.
443
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:31,360
And how can I say, "Thank you, you idiot"?
444
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,680
"Thank you for the feedback.
I'll take it into consideration."
445
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:41,000
- If I want to say, "I don't give a fuck"?
-"Send it to me by email."
446
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,480
And if I want to say,
"Go fuck yourself, you fucking cow
447
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,520
with cunt lips as shriveled
as Cleopatra's mummy"?
448
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,760
Welcome to Hotel Under the Linden Tree.
All our rooms are unfortunately booked.
449
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:31,960
We have a reservation.
450
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,240
FP Global.
451
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,640
One moment. Let me check that.
452
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,560
- Call center. The Prague branch.
- Oh, Prague.
453
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:43,000
Sometimes you get so many emails,
you don't know what is what.
454
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,800
Yes, I have it.
455
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,680
You're supposed to have six rooms, right?
456
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:54,760
Yeah.
457
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:56,440
Now you only have three.
458
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,760
- That must be a mistake, right?
- No.
459
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:04,520
The reservation was changed
by a Mrs. Nikol Pitrusová.
460
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,880
Where are you going to sleep?
461
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,240
They've got a sink for midgets.
462
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,400
Václav, that's a bidet.
That's where you wash your ass.
463
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,080
You didn't drink from it, did you?
464
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:43,840
No.
465
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:45,440
I'm not an idiot.
466
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,640
We're gonna fuck all night long.
467
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,000
Not with each other. With women!
468
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,000
No, Václav, no!
469
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,840
We can't both fuck here.
470
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,040
What the hell are you doing?
471
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,760
What every normal man does
when he's finally away from his family.
472
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:03,240
Okay, maybe wait until I finish unpacking
and leave the room.
473
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,600
So go.
474
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,760
Can I please have a little privacy?
475
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,400
The porno won't watch itself!
476
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,360
At least close the windows,
for God's sake.
477
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:23,240
Oh, Nikol. You also came.
478
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:28,480
Yes. But thanks to you,
not as a competitor but as a supervisor.
479
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,040
Kind reminder.
480
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,000
From now on, I'm Mrs. Pitrusová to you.
481
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,120
Clear?
482
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,960
- How's your room?
- Excellent, Mrs. Pitrusová.
483
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,160
You bitch!
484
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,480
- Excuse me?
- Quit begging and just take it!
485
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,200
The radio. A historical documentary.
486
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,800
On your knees, you German bitch.
487
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:49,920
Yeah, come on.
488
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,280
Congratulations to your team.
489
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:55,480
And now listen good and well, Aleš.
490
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:59,480
Keep your smelly gang on a leash
and don't embarrass the company.
491
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,760
Clear?
492
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,440
I'm curious to know how it turns out.
493
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,280
Hi. What are you going?
494
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,960
- Has anyone else arrived?
- The delegation from Teplice has.
495
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,920
Teplice is here.
496
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,880
They're probably
a bunch of douche bags anyways.
497
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,920
What are you doing? This is work.
498
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:46,880
Yeah, of course.
499
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:54,440
Hey, what's with him? What's with him?
500
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,480
Oh, nothing.
501
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,320
Boobs! Boobs!
502
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:11,040
Wait, Václav. You want to tell me
that you saw breasts?
503
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:14,320
- Yeah!
- That's great! He saw breasts.
504
00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:18,000
There's a pool here?
505
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,280
Pool!
506
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,239
- Pool!
- Pool!
507
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:57,560
Ladies.
508
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,200
Ladies.
509
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,160
Hi. I'm Aleš.
510
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,880
Junior Manager. Call center, Prague.
511
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,720
And this is...
512
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,280
my team.
513
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:35,200
Bianka. Manager of Logistics.
514
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,880
Sandra. Deputy manager of Logistics.
515
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:42,280
- Marie. Office manager. Nice to meet you.
- Hi, hey, hey.
516
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,000
Girls, it looks like
the Slovaks are delayed.
517
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,400
- No.
- Oh, no. That's sad to hear.
518
00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:49,240
Wow.
519
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,400
- Hey. Does anyone want to V-up?
- Yeah. Of course.
520
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,360
V-up? That's a great idea.
521
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,680
We really love V-up.
522
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,520
We love to V-up!
523
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,440
We're good at it! We love V-up.
524
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:07,200
They just want to play volleyball,
you fools.
525
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,160
We know, you monstrosity.
Go to bed, would you?
526
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,120
Let's V-up!
527
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,520
Let's do it. Let's go.
528
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:47,760
I'm sorry for hitting you.
My hand slipped. Are you all right?
529
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:51,800
It's all right.
I'll just ice it a bit, and it'll be okay.
530
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,920
What challenge are you most afraid of?
531
00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,240
- None.
- Really?
532
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:01,720
You know how it is.
533
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,880
You're the leader.
You have lots of responsibility.
534
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,640
- Have you all done this before?
- Team-building? Of course.
535
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,720
Every year.
The Slovaks won again last year.
536
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:15,400
The Slovaks.
537
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,200
Yeah, the Slovaks.
538
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,840
They're pretty tough, aren't they?
539
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,880
They're like better clones of themselves.
540
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,520
Kind of like us.
541
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,040
Well, almost.
542
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,600
- Hi.
- Hi.
543
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,280
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
544
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,360
- What was that?
- Where did it come from?
545
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,080
- Like someone was crying out.
- A horrible death.
546
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:13,160
Don't worry, girls. It's just one
of the better clones of Team Prague.
547
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,800
Truly quality cinematography.
548
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,440
I'm most afraid
of the machine guns from Brno.
549
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,440
That's really scary.
550
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,360
- What?
- The boys from the Internal Audit.
551
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:38,040
- We're coming, fuckers!
- Let's go!
552
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:54,520
We're coming.
553
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:05,800
Get out!
554
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,880
We're here!
555
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:23,680
Hi, I'm Aleš.
556
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,800
Junior team manager, call center, Prague.
557
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:29,800
That's okay.
558
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:32,560
I'm Rosťa.
559
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,680
Manager for consulting of Internal Audit.
560
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,880
But this weekend, I'll be your...
561
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,760
big boss!
562
00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:45,440
Boys, this is Václav.
563
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,400
I'm Kuba, and I stink,
but that's all right!
564
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,960
Did you miss us?
565
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,080
Well, I see you're the same bunch of pigs.
566
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:55,800
So you did.
567
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:58,680
Shut up and take your bags.
568
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,320
Hello, gentlemen.
569
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,000
I need to shower.
570
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,280
I want something non-alcoholic. Some wine.
571
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,560
Are they serious?
572
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,040
Fourteen hours a day
counting stacks of money.
573
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:15,320
These three days, they try to make up
for the other 362 days they aren't living.
574
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,040
- Where's my pillow?
- Quit embarrassing me and take the shirt.
575
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,600
Auditing isn't easy.
576
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,240
So, I mostly get this.
577
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,920
They brought hookers.
578
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:31,200
Super.
579
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,600
That's Michal. He's not well.
580
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,800
He's had strokes. Today was the third.
581
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,200
Where's the fucking bottle?
582
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,440
Hey, fellas.
583
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:50,840
- Hey!
- Hey!
584
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,360
Guys, let's go talk to them.
585
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:22,520
Wait! Michal!
586
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:27,760
Guys...
587
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,520
Let's just not overdo it
with the alcohol, okay?
588
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,200
- Okay, Dad!
- We'll be home by 6:00.
589
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,760
You guys are beautiful.
590
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,920
- You're beautiful!
- Show me. Again.
591
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:47,080
Guys, listen to me!
592
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:52,160
I know it's your first team-building,
and you're not used to the free alcohol,
593
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,280
but don't drink so much all at once, okay?
594
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,680
Look what you'll turn into.
595
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,640
What are you talking about, you idiot?
596
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,880
In the evening, ready.
In the morning, ready.
597
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:02,840
We need to stick together.
You understand? Together.
598
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:05,680
Jitka? You too?
599
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:09,280
Just because I'm an intelligent woman
doesn't mean I can't drink.
600
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,560
Shit, Jitka.
That's two lies in one sentence.
601
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,800
You're as dumb as a brick,
and you don't even look like a woman.
602
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,840
You look like Cyclops.
603
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,440
You're just... just...
604
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,200
Come on, come on, come on...
605
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,200
There is lightning over the Tatras,
brothers!
606
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:24,360
Packed so light? Welcome.
Where's your luggage?
607
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,600
We had it sent to the hotel in a taxi.
608
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:30,160
I'm just so happy you're here.
609
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,480
Brothers!
610
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,480
Welcome to beautiful Slovakia.
611
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,560
Ladies.
612
00:44:58,880 --> 00:44:59,880
Happy to see you.
613
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,480
We're really sorry about coming late.
614
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:30,600
On the way, we took part in a charity
cycling race, "Sagan for Life,"
615
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,640
to support a local animal shelter.
616
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,640
I don't understand them.
617
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:38,160
- But you're also from Slovakia.
- But I haven't lived here for two years.
618
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:41,720
Then we went to meditate
at a mountain lake.
619
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:47,040
We asked the Tatras to give us
the strength to be better people.
620
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:52,000
And that this year,
it would help us win the Fair Pay Cup.
621
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,680
So come look at where you'll be staying.
622
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,000
Fair Pay Cup starts tomorrow.
623
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:08,880
Fuck.
624
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:13,040
Oh, calm down.
What do they have that we don't?
625
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:17,160
A sexy disabled person.
That's always bonus points.
626
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:22,680
I can break my arm, Boss,
if you give me a bonus.
627
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,920
Or I can break it... for free.
628
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,640
How is it they're so perfect?
629
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,560
They probably asked the Tatras.
630
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,440
Cover your lungs so you don't get sick.
631
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,320
They're breasts, you idiot!
632
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,000
Kiss my ass!
I was trying to decently apologize...
633
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,440
You motherfucker.
634
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,320
Quiet. Enough, enough.
635
00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:05,800
If we want to win, we have to be united.
636
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,800
Let's walk past them
and show them we're not afraid.
637
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,120
Agreed, team?
638
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,520
- And no more drinking!
- That's right.
639
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:15,480
That's right. Excuse me.
Where can I find weed around here?
640
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:20,880
And the zakladaný and čapáše dances.
Legs up. That's it, up.
641
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,200
- Hop. Hop.
- Hop. Hop.
642
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:23,720
Care for a beer?
643
00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:26,160
No. No, thanks. I don't drink beer.
644
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:30,600
I only drink brandy
my old man makes in the highlands.
645
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,560
My grandpa, he was a real man.
646
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:36,280
He taught me to love the nature,
mountains, forests,
647
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,680
Tatras, bears.
648
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:42,360
Suddenly I saw a kitten on the path.
I jumped off to save it.
649
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,760
- Just then, a semi sped down the road.
- And?
650
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,400
It survived. But I was hospitalized.
651
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:49,840
What a hero.
652
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,840
I was just doing what I had to.
653
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,400
Tai chi is amazing.
654
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,520
In Slovakia, everyone does it.
Even children.
655
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:04,760
I got this bruise when I was putting up
a maypole for my girlfriend.
656
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,960
We like to keep our traditions.
657
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,520
In the wild battle,
you lose only your soul.
658
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:13,840
Instead of living in suffering,
I'd rather die than be a slave.
659
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:17,320
The cheeses: Bryndza, Parenica,
660
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,080
oštěpek...
661
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:22,240
korbáčky.
662
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,480
With one hand I milk the sheep,
663
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,400
with the other I pet it.
664
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,640
I wouldn't mind being the sheep.
665
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,240
You're all sheep.
666
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:39,920
Why?
667
00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:45,360
We've been just behind you a long time,
little brother.
668
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:49,080
But the euro and Tatras,
that's a deadly combination of progress.
669
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,120
I really fucking hate it here.
670
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:30,640
- But they've got great mountains.
- What are we supposed to do here?
671
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,840
- Are you going to dance?
- Just leave me alone!
672
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:47,680
All right. So I'll probably go
make friends with the Brno team.
673
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:53,080
Then I'll go back to the room and play
a real nice, educational German film.
674
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:00,920
Madam?
675
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:09,760
Václav, wait. Wait.
676
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:14,280
What would you say
if I slept with you tonight in the tent.
677
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:17,360
- With me?
- Yes. No!
678
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:21,720
You know as the leader, I can't share
a room with a member of my team.
679
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:24,120
It wouldn't be fair to the others.
You understand?
680
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,520
No.
681
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:29,080
Then everyone would want
a leader in their room.
682
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,640
You want to fuck in my tent?
683
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,520
No, I don't want to fuck in your tent.
684
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,080
But that's not fair. Where will I fuck?
685
00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:39,520
Václav. Václav!
686
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:52,880
Could you make a cocktail for me?
687
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,480
Sex on the beach?
688
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,960
You wouldn't have sex on the hotel?
689
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,800
You know what I like about you guys?
690
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,360
That you don't give a shit
about the competition.
691
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:26,680
- It's genius.
- Fuck the competition.
692
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:31,280
We didn't come here to win,
but to get fucked up.
693
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:32,480
Of course.
694
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:36,640
And to get time away from our families.
695
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,600
Precisely.
696
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,760
Time away from the family.
697
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:47,320
I have a little coke.
698
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,040
Coke?
699
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,840
- I love you, bro.
- I love you too, bro.
700
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,000
We'll start a software company together.
701
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,920
Yeah, because we're super awesome.
702
00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:02,960
- I don't mind you being from Brno, bro.
- We can move to Jihlava, bro.
703
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:06,640
- We can get stitched together like twins.
- And we'll be together forever, bro.
704
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,840
- And then we can move in together.
- And then we'll live together, bro.
705
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:13,360
- God! That's a great idea, bro!
- You're great, bro. I admire you.
706
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,360
- You're an inspiration to me, bro.
- No, you're an inspiration, bro.
707
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:19,440
- I love you so much.
- I love you too, bro.
708
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,880
Good evening, gentlemen.
709
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,160
What are you doing? Prepping for tomorrow?
710
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,680
We're playing "Spud in the Nuts."
You ever played?
711
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,800
You catch the potato with your balls.
If you don't, we kick you there. Amazing!
712
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:41,160
It might look easy,
but you have to move your pelvis.
713
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:44,840
You can go right after me. Now me! Now me!
714
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:55,480
Are you nuts?
715
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:57,560
Do you know what time it is?
716
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:01,360
My room is just above you.
So go fuck yourselves.
717
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:03,760
You go fuck yourself!
718
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,080
Jesus Christ.
719
00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:34,320
What the... Who's here?
720
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:42,040
My God, Jitka! You've mixed up the rooms.
721
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,360
Plus, this isn't a room, it's a tent.
722
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:48,760
- I'm drunk. And I want to fuck.
- Well, that's just great.
723
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:53,120
I guess you're looking for Václav.
If so, then he's somewhere else.
724
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:55,800
You'll do just fine.
725
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:58,720
Jitka, wait. Stop it.
726
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:03,520
Jitka, stop it.
I'll defend myself. I swear I will!
727
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:05,280
Why?
728
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:12,560
What happens at team-building...
729
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:17,480
stays at team-building.
730
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:26,080
Sure, you're eyeing all the girls,
but not me.
731
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:30,160
No! Jitka doesn't count.
732
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:32,760
Jitka, she isn't a woman.
733
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,800
Jitka hasn't got breasts.
734
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,000
She's got lungs.
735
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:42,080
- Jitka.
- I have something for you.
736
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:43,640
That's not it.
737
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,320
Boobs?
738
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:50,840
I want someone to stare at my ass.
739
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,440
For once.
740
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:55,680
Stop it.
741
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:59,600
I thought I'd ferociously
rip into someone here,
742
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,400
so we'd regret it the next day.
743
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:05,400
Then we wouldn't talk for half a year.
744
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,080
I respect you as a person.
745
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,640
As a colleague. As a woman!
746
00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:15,760
Jitka,
747
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,600
we're something like family.
748
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:22,720
It's uncanny how much
you remind me of my brother.
749
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:25,560
Really.
750
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:27,640
Macho.
751
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:30,600
You're all so fucking macho!
752
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,000
- Let me out!
- Wait...
753
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:19,760
No!
754
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:41,480
Guys, no farting like that
in the tent again. Shit.
755
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:42,800
That was wild!
756
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:45,600
Where the fuck am I?
757
00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:48,720
My ass is as moist as Vietnamese salami.
758
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:50,360
My balls hurt.
759
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:53,080
To the pool.
760
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:55,600
Let's go.
761
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,360
TEAM SLOVAKIA
762
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,480
Welcome to Fair Pay Cup!
763
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:12,520
A tradition of FP Global since 2017.
764
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:15,680
There will be four rounds.
765
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:21,240
The team who wins each round gets...
a "brávek."
766
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:26,520
At the end,
the team with the most bráveks wins.
767
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,160
We know who the favorites are.
768
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:30,720
Let's begin.
769
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:34,160
We'll start with a team-knowledge game.
770
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,240
We're still missing someone.
771
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:41,280
Yeah, Jitka's taking a shit.
772
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:42,920
Where the hell is Michal?
773
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:54,600
Marcela.
774
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:57,000
A Slovak hero. He stole.
775
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,560
Ex-Prime Minister Babiš!
776
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:00,160
Really old.
777
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:02,360
Dr. Sova.
778
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:04,880
Blonde...
779
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:07,080
and unbelievably sexy.
780
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:11,720
- She's not alive anymore.
- Britney Spears!
781
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,480
- Politician. Ambitious. Power.
- The Jews.
782
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,200
- He stole a pen.
- Soros.
783
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:24,400
Drinking!
784
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:28,640
Drinking, drinking, drinking!
785
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:32,160
- We are...
- Brno!
786
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,320
E = mc2.
787
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:45,040
Albert Einstein.
Born the 14th of March, 1879.
788
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:55,800
Click. Window. Billionaire.
789
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,120
Bill Gates.
790
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:03,680
Who is controlled by the Jews,
who want to wipe us all out.
791
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:05,160
Yeah!
792
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:06,760
Oh, God, no.
793
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:11,080
Team trust.
794
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:16,040
The team that shows the most trust
in their colleagues will win the brávek.
795
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:18,760
Now!
796
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:27,760
Watch out!
797
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,800
Three, two, one, now!
798
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,160
Guys, we got this!
799
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:51,280
...the great prosecutor of the Jews!
800
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:53,440
Dear Constance.
801
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:56,480
Did we win?
802
00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:00,720
We won!
803
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:02,720
Champions!
804
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:24,680
God?
805
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:26,920
Is that you?
806
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:29,920
Did you finally crash the elevator?
807
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,440
Help me up. Fuck.
808
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:46,840
Václav. Václav!
809
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:50,440
Is there a doctor here?
810
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:52,960
Don't do this to me, brother.
811
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:56,560
What is it?
812
01:00:58,240 --> 01:00:59,720
Is that everything?
813
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:02,120
Is it Monday?
814
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:10,320
That was great.
815
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:13,120
Let's do it again next year. Bye.
816
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:21,520
Well,
817
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,840
I think that doesn't count.
818
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:26,480
So, let's move on.
819
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:51,400
We got a point. We got a brávek!
820
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:55,800
We got a brávek! Yeah, yeah!
821
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:03,200
Congratulations.
822
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:05,480
It's just one brávek.
823
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:08,280
Just the same. Nobody expected it.
824
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:12,960
Well, thanks.
825
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:15,640
I know my team.
826
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:21,760
You look like you know a lot of things.
827
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:25,680
Well, I do know some things. That's true.
828
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,280
Look at them.
829
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:37,040
They look happy, but despite that,
they'd like to get out.
830
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:38,320
You think?
831
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:44,080
Every bird wants to fly free.
832
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:57,640
Congratulations on your first point.
Too bad it'll be your last.
833
01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:58,880
It's not the last.
834
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:02,880
When I look at you monkeys,
it is clear to me
835
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:06,280
that I won't have to wait many months
until your department is closed.
836
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:10,640
I believe you all will manage it
yourselves until Monday.
837
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:13,560
See you at the masquerade ball.
Don't forget your costumes.
838
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:30,920
Václav, one more picture of me,
and I'll shove it up your ass.
839
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:33,000
It's not so embarrassing.
840
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,960
God, if you can hear me, take us all.
841
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:38,080
Guys, the others are going to have
stupid costumes.
842
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:40,760
We're superheroes. We're a super team.
843
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:42,680
Think about our victory. Let's go.
844
01:03:56,200 --> 01:04:00,360
Oh, I forgot to tell you
we canceled the whole costume thing.
845
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:03,480
That's okay. You all look really good.
846
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:05,160
So, let's start.
847
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:12,200
Don't drink, little guy
848
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:14,520
Don't drink the water
849
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:20,240
Water only harms you
850
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:23,760
Love is here with you
851
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:25,600
So be with love
852
01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:29,760
Love is here with you
853
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:31,400
So be with love
854
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:32,520
Everyone, now!
855
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:36,000
Love is here with you
856
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,000
So be with love
857
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:42,840
It wants to touch us
858
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:48,080
The time is right, thanks to our desire
859
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:53,560
You're joking.
I'll-- I'll kill that fucker!
860
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:56,200
He's joking. You can't be serious!
861
01:04:57,080 --> 01:05:00,360
So you can live only in the discos
862
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:04,440
Oh, oh, oh
Decibels of love
863
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:08,440
Oh, oh, oh
This is music
864
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:16,120
No need even saying
865
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:20,360
You come from a fucking village
866
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:23,320
You came from a poor family
867
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,680
Hoping of fulfilling your dreams
868
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:29,960
You're a fucking gold-digger
869
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:34,000
That's not our performance.
Just a dry run. Come on, Marcela.
870
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:39,360
The world is controlled by lizards
that are planning a new world order
871
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:43,800
to use us unvaccinated for the production
872
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:47,480
of cheap bioactive electric energy!
873
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:50,800
People, wake up!
874
01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:12,960
- Bravo!
- Bravo, Václav!
875
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:18,800
Václav for president!
Václav for president!
876
01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:23,280
Václav, you motherfucker!
877
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:24,920
Shit, Václav!
878
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:29,600
- I'm so proud of you.
- Where did that come from?
879
01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:33,120
- How did you learn to sing so beautifully?
- In the shower.
880
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:36,200
How many times did you take a shower
to sound like a god?
881
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:38,840
My parents would lock me
in the bathroom when they'd go out.
882
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:41,560
They'd play music for me
so I wouldn't feel alone.
883
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:43,840
Isn't that what they do with dogs?
884
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:46,080
No, they always took the dog with them.
885
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:54,360
You're amazing, buddy!
886
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:58,080
I think it's absolutely clear
887
01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:01,480
who wins this round.
888
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:08,440
- Václav!
- Václav!
889
01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:11,760
Václav! Our Václav. It's clear!
890
01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:16,240
The winning team is...
891
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:18,479
Team Slovakia!
892
01:08:18,479 --> 01:08:20,720
I absolutely adore Michal David!
893
01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:23,319
What's that? You stupid bitch!
894
01:08:23,319 --> 01:08:25,800
Let's give the Slovaks a hand!
895
01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:30,760
I also have wonderful news.
896
01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:35,279
Mr. Brávek is here
and will be here with us this year!
897
01:08:35,279 --> 01:08:37,439
A round of applause!
898
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:51,880
Am I interrupting?
899
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:52,960
No.
900
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:04,920
Wow. It's beautiful.
901
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:11,319
Nikol is really biased towards them.
902
01:09:12,399 --> 01:09:13,760
Maybe a bit.
903
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:17,479
But, hey, don't worry about that.
904
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:19,960
It's okay.
905
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:24,160
Every true leader has to learn
how to accept defeat.
906
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:28,080
There's still a chance.
907
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:30,080
For what?
908
01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:33,040
To show what you've got inside.
909
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:36,840
It might seem like you're rooting for us.
910
01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:40,120
But we're still competition for you all.
911
01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:43,479
I can root for whoever I want.
912
01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:47,080
I can do whatever I want. You know?
913
01:09:50,319 --> 01:09:51,760
That's actually true.
914
01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:55,000
That's true.
I also want to do what I want.
915
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:58,280
Also, also, also!
I also want to do what I want.
916
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:06,680
I'm sorry.
917
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:10,840
I let myself get a bit carried away.
That doesn't happen often.
918
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:12,160
It's okay.
919
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:20,480
Do you want to grow old in this company?
920
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:25,360
Most of all, I want peace and quiet.
921
01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:30,360
I want my own apartment.
922
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:33,080
No payments. And a car.
923
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:35,200
My own bed with breakfast.
924
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:37,360
- Yeah!
- Not listening to orders.
925
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:40,080
- To know how to take care of myself.
- Of yourself.
926
01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:44,560
Thank you.
927
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:48,200
You're really nice, but...
928
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:54,760
internal regulations forbid sexual
relations between employees, so...
929
01:10:56,360 --> 01:11:00,760
So just spank me,
and I'll spit on your back.
930
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:03,160
Excuse me?
931
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:04,920
Technically speaking, that's not sex.
932
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,160
Let's do it! Quick!
933
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:23,600
At the beginning, just get her horny.
934
01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:26,200
Then you do it normally.
935
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:29,720
A, B, C,
936
01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:31,440
and so on.
937
01:11:31,440 --> 01:11:33,680
The important thing
is to not leave anything out.
938
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:34,760
Careful.
939
01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:38,080
You can't forget about punctuation.
940
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:42,360
Accent marks are extremely important.
941
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:44,960
But, guys, I've never been
very good at grammar.
942
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:49,880
- So you'll have to memorize it.
- Women really like that?
943
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:54,560
Listen up. My father taught me.
His father taught him.
944
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:59,040
And my great grandpa too.
945
01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:02,480
In my family,
it's inherited by every generation!
946
01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:05,240
Guys, you're awesome!
947
01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:10,120
Kama Sutra, Brno style!
948
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:14,080
Quiet!
949
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:16,640
But never do Z.
950
01:12:17,440 --> 01:12:19,000
The Z will betray you.
951
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,280
They know it.
952
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:37,920
You're going to have an experience,
little boy.
953
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:26,480
No, it's okay.
I'm not going to keep arguing about that.
954
01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:29,120
Batman isn't a superhero
because he hasn't got powers.
955
01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:30,840
He just has money.
956
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,840
- But I haven't got money.
- But you're not-- For fuck's sake.
957
01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:38,200
Aha! Look. Who's sitting over here?
958
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:41,360
Václav, come back to the bench.
959
01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:43,600
We see you. It's pointless.
960
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:45,240
- You have tobacco?
- Yeah.
961
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:48,680
What are doing out here, gentlemen?
962
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:52,640
Run! Brávek's here!
963
01:13:56,120 --> 01:14:00,400
Well, I hope that isn't
what I think it is, gentlemen.
964
01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:03,680
That depends what you think it is.
965
01:14:04,480 --> 01:14:05,920
Drugs!
966
01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:08,080
In that case, you think correctly.
967
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:11,800
You see, Boss?
The druggie takes drugs in front of you,
968
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:13,920
and he doesn't care.
969
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:15,960
Well, fellas, I'm deeply disappointed.
970
01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:20,120
That you brought it here
and were hiding it like rats.
971
01:14:25,320 --> 01:14:27,720
Instead of sharing it, like decent people.
972
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:35,840
- Nikol, sit down!
- Boss.
973
01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:38,760
Sit down! Shut up! And do drugs!
And you roll quicker.
974
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:38,640
That's some strong shit.
975
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:42,000
Nikol, take a drag.
976
01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:44,960
Take a drag, Mrs. Pussyova.
977
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:47,960
What? What did you call me?
978
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,440
Mrs. Pussyova. That's your name.
979
01:15:52,320 --> 01:15:53,880
Michal told me...
980
01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:58,440
Nikol, you know who I am.
981
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:05,200
A squirrel.
982
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:20,640
Sometimes I look at the stars,
983
01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:23,880
and my head hurts.
984
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:27,760
That's from a 5G satellite.
985
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:29,760
What's that?
986
01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:33,720
It's how the Freemasons plan to control
the world and keep us in poverty.
987
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,040
- You're so smart.
- I know.
988
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:45,360
- Are you cold?
- Yes, I am.
989
01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:46,480
Okay.
990
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:06,120
Are you vaccinated?
991
01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:07,600
Three times. Why?
992
01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:09,400
That's okay.
993
01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:13,840
I could be your mother.
994
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:15,880
- Awesome!
- Isn't it?
995
01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:30,280
"Orravenger"?
996
01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:36,480
It's supposed to be "Zorro the Avenger."
How did you know?
997
01:17:36,480 --> 01:17:38,560
Jitka can read.
998
01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:42,120
Oh? I'll write something else.
999
01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:43,320
Just write.
1000
01:17:44,320 --> 01:17:46,440
Write! Write!
1001
01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:04,840
What did you all do last night?
1002
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:08,240
- Nothing.
- Nothing.
1003
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:14,000
I also did nothing last night.
1004
01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:21,640
Guys, guys. Let's focus.
1005
01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:24,160
We're on the last day.
1006
01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:25,640
We got this!
1007
01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:26,960
We're good.
1008
01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:28,760
We're tough.
1009
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:41,080
Miss, six cappuccinos, please.
1010
01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:48,280
Boss. Little bossy.
1011
01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:56,120
Man, you're my friend. We're friends.
1012
01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:03,040
I don't understand
why Brávek tolerates them.
1013
01:19:03,720 --> 01:19:05,560
It's the natural circle of life.
1014
01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,440
Brávek is a lion.
1015
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:10,280
But he fears the financial control
of the hyenas.
1016
01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:11,680
Do you like salami?
1017
01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:13,200
Have some salami.
1018
01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:19,960
Dear all.
1019
01:19:19,960 --> 01:19:23,640
Today we'll learn how to work together
in the most difficult situations
1020
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,400
in a fun way, if you understand.
1021
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:28,720
Fun and adventure...
1022
01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:32,800
All right, you heard it. In 30 minutes,
we meet at the Happy Meadow.
1023
01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:38,920
But I can't do anything right now.
I'm still really drunk.
1024
01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:40,560
Quit messing around.
1025
01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:43,960
This country was built on alcohol.
1026
01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:46,360
It's ruled by alcohol.
1027
01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:48,800
For survival, you need alcohol.
1028
01:19:49,440 --> 01:19:52,400
In the evening, ready to go.
In the morning, ready to go.
1029
01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:03,320
That's really funny.
I love first-class humor.
1030
01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:05,280
You're like Werich.
1031
01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:08,240
- Nikol, I want these people in Prague.
- So do I, Boss.
1032
01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:11,400
Come for a year,
so I can also win the cup once.
1033
01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:13,000
What's it gonna cost me?
1034
01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:17,120
Mr. Brávek, we're taking the stairs.
1035
01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:19,480
We want to get 30,000 steps today.
1036
01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:21,520
- That's good.
- Have a nice day.
1037
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:25,520
What a motherfucker.
1038
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:29,040
- Which one are you talking about?
- The green Werich.
1039
01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:32,480
He wants my job. But he's out of luck.
1040
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:49,280
You were drinking last night, Aleš.
1041
01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:50,960
No, I don't drink.
1042
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:53,240
I got you!
1043
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:57,640
You're leading well, Aleš. Good work.
1044
01:20:57,640 --> 01:20:59,720
- Thanks.
- But it's not enough.
1045
01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:02,600
I want you to win, like you promised.
1046
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:11,440
Welcome to the last task,
which will be outdoors.
1047
01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:12,520
Show us your tits.
1048
01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:18,400
This will decide
who wins the Fair Pay Cup.
1049
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:20,640
It's time to show your team strength!
1050
01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:23,920
Come over here. Come here.
1051
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:29,600
If the Slovak champions win,
it's all over. Understand?
1052
01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:33,040
Focus, and we can do it.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
1053
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:36,240
Great. Let's do it. Three. Two. One.
1054
01:21:36,240 --> 01:21:37,960
- Synergy!
- Drugs!
1055
01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:39,440
- Boobs!
- Alphabet!
1056
01:21:52,920 --> 01:21:54,040
Now!
1057
01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:22,440
Concentration, bitch!
1058
01:22:22,440 --> 01:22:24,000
Boss, it's not fair.
1059
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:25,960
There's only four of them against us.
1060
01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:28,160
Well, so it's fair.
1061
01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:32,440
Nikol, come on. You need real men.
1062
01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:35,360
Boss, you're my boy!
1063
01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:38,320
- I'm holding a place for you, Boss.
- Calm down, okay?
1064
01:22:40,520 --> 01:22:41,400
Ready?
1065
01:22:42,680 --> 01:22:44,240
Three. Two...
1066
01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:45,440
Now!
1067
01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:18,560
What the hell was that?
1068
01:23:19,240 --> 01:23:21,760
Do you know what would've happened
if we'd let him lose?
1069
01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:26,280
I can't afford that. I'm making payments
on a house, car, dog,
1070
01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:28,160
my girlfriend's tits.
1071
01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:29,440
Minko, come on.
1072
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:36,040
Guys, are you thinking
of what I'm thinking?
1073
01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:37,440
Of course.
1074
01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:40,360
Yeah. Let's bust their faces in.
1075
01:23:41,960 --> 01:23:44,720
Ready? Three, two,
1076
01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:46,600
one, now!
1077
01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:55,720
Guys, now is our time!
1078
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:21,680
Boss, everything okay?
1079
01:24:26,640 --> 01:24:27,840
Good job, you bastard.
1080
01:24:31,640 --> 01:24:35,560
Seeing as the Prague team cheated
in tug-of-war...
1081
01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:42,400
we have a tie for the first time
in Fair Pay Cup history.
1082
01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:45,680
That's why we are forced to add
a special competition
1083
01:24:45,680 --> 01:24:47,640
you all will surely enjoy.
1084
01:24:47,640 --> 01:24:52,400
- FP Global supports equality--
- Enough, Nikol. Someone has to win.
1085
01:24:52,400 --> 01:24:55,160
In the middle of the playing field,
there'll be a flag.
1086
01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:58,240
Whoever gets it and places it
into their opponent's base is the winner.
1087
01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:01,280
Go! Get changed.
1088
01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:20,080
Guys, come over here. Come here.
1089
01:25:21,680 --> 01:25:24,240
This is for all the marbles.
The last task.
1090
01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:28,880
I thought it was real bullets.
Are you okay, buddy?
1091
01:25:28,880 --> 01:25:30,520
Yeah, yeah.
1092
01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:32,840
Don't forget what we've learned:
1093
01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:34,960
It's not important to win,
1094
01:25:34,960 --> 01:25:37,880
but it's important
that everyone else loses.
1095
01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:47,440
You don't need the bag!
1096
01:25:57,120 --> 01:25:58,200
Hide.
1097
01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:07,600
Marcela, why the bag?
1098
01:26:18,360 --> 01:26:20,480
They're hiding behind the base.
We need a plan.
1099
01:26:20,480 --> 01:26:22,640
Boss, it's all ready.
1100
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,560
- Tits!
- Václav!
1101
01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:34,800
No!
1102
01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:40,960
Sons of bitches.
1103
01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:49,760
- Václav, are you alive?
- Václav.
1104
01:26:51,160 --> 01:26:52,520
Let me at 'em.
1105
01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:54,720
Václav.
1106
01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:57,280
Assholes.
1107
01:26:59,200 --> 01:27:00,480
Michal, no!
1108
01:27:01,560 --> 01:27:03,400
Michal, no!
1109
01:27:18,880 --> 01:27:20,000
Michal.
1110
01:27:24,160 --> 01:27:25,160
God.
1111
01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:27,600
Is it really you?
1112
01:27:33,080 --> 01:27:35,320
I can't get rid of this guy
even in heaven.
1113
01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:39,160
Don't worry. Your time hasn't come.
1114
01:27:40,400 --> 01:27:44,000
I brought you here
because you need to change.
1115
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:47,320
You're fucking with me.
1116
01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:49,720
Look, Michal.
1117
01:27:49,720 --> 01:27:53,320
If you continue acting like this,
you'll waste your life.
1118
01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:56,400
Aleš needs you. And you need him too.
1119
01:27:58,760 --> 01:28:00,320
What am I supposed to do?
1120
01:28:00,320 --> 01:28:02,040
Your superpower
1121
01:28:02,040 --> 01:28:05,760
is that even the most beautiful things
you perceive as shit.
1122
01:28:05,760 --> 01:28:07,360
Stop that.
1123
01:28:08,120 --> 01:28:11,520
You, despise your surroundings,
you hate our name,
1124
01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:14,880
but in reality, you hate yourself.
1125
01:28:16,800 --> 01:28:20,600
Hey, just because that boy shut you
in the vaulting box back in school
1126
01:28:20,600 --> 01:28:24,520
doesn't mean that you have to grope
around in the dark your whole life.
1127
01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:26,680
But then that fucker pissed on me.
1128
01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:30,320
Well, thanks to that, you came out
of the vaulting box stronger.
1129
01:28:30,320 --> 01:28:32,000
So use that.
1130
01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:35,200
Help your friends.
Give them hope and a vision.
1131
01:28:35,920 --> 01:28:39,640
Accept your inner Michal David
and spread joy.
1132
01:28:42,360 --> 01:28:45,600
Don't worry. It'll all end up fine.
They'll be waiting for you.
1133
01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:48,200
In heaven?
1134
01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:50,360
No. At the concert.
1135
01:28:50,360 --> 01:28:53,600
November 28.
I'm playing at Lucerna with Kvatro.
1136
01:28:53,600 --> 01:28:56,320
Tickets are a mere 650 CZK.
1137
01:28:57,920 --> 01:28:59,720
I never thought I'd say this,
1138
01:29:01,240 --> 01:29:02,760
but thank you, Michal David.
1139
01:29:05,920 --> 01:29:09,040
Oh, and by the way, sing.
1140
01:29:10,680 --> 01:29:14,080
Having a few friends is enough
1141
01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:17,080
That truly care
1142
01:29:17,800 --> 01:29:21,320
And won't stop being there
1143
01:29:21,320 --> 01:29:24,720
Even when you're feeling down
1144
01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:27,800
Just get the strength to stand up
1145
01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:31,800
Keep fighting and never give up
1146
01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:34,640
It's enough just to say
1147
01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:39,720
"Keep trying
You got this"
1148
01:29:42,640 --> 01:29:45,680
There are also days...
1149
01:29:47,920 --> 01:29:50,360
- What are you doing?
- I'm helping you.
1150
01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:52,120
Leave me alone.
1151
01:29:53,840 --> 01:29:54,840
Break!
1152
01:30:01,760 --> 01:30:03,040
Aleš.
1153
01:30:04,440 --> 01:30:05,920
Aleš, come here a moment.
1154
01:30:11,920 --> 01:30:15,320
You've fucked it up, boy.
Your jackasses are completely worthless.
1155
01:30:15,320 --> 01:30:18,720
I should've never listened to you
and closed the call center as planned.
1156
01:30:19,720 --> 01:30:22,840
Thanks a lot. The fucking Slovaks
will win again this year.
1157
01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:30,560
What the fuck was that about?
1158
01:30:31,200 --> 01:30:33,720
You could have told us. We trusted you.
1159
01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:36,280
I knew you were an American agent.
1160
01:30:38,080 --> 01:30:40,720
Guys, if we win, everything will be okay.
1161
01:30:40,720 --> 01:30:43,560
If we win, he won't fire any of us.
1162
01:30:44,600 --> 01:30:45,680
Are you okay?
1163
01:30:46,720 --> 01:30:47,840
Yeah.
1164
01:30:47,840 --> 01:30:52,080
I think I just realized
I want to live my life "nonstop."
1165
01:30:57,840 --> 01:30:59,160
What's wrong with him?
1166
01:31:08,800 --> 01:31:11,240
It's okay. It's okay.
1167
01:31:11,240 --> 01:31:13,720
Just a small panic attack.
1168
01:31:13,720 --> 01:31:17,240
Tomorrow... we'll meet...
in the office I want to have...
1169
01:31:17,240 --> 01:31:19,160
the report on my desk.
1170
01:31:19,160 --> 01:31:21,520
I'm trying. I'm trying.
1171
01:31:21,520 --> 01:31:24,560
Aleš, listen up. Listen to me.
1172
01:31:24,560 --> 01:31:27,560
I know very well what it's like
to suffer from anxiety.
1173
01:31:28,320 --> 01:31:29,880
But I've seen the light.
1174
01:31:30,640 --> 01:31:33,040
I've become friends with my anxiety.
1175
01:31:34,120 --> 01:31:35,280
And when I hugged it,
1176
01:31:35,280 --> 01:31:38,400
I grabbed it by the balls
and gave it a good squeeze,
1177
01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:41,680
since every fucking anxiety needs
to know who's in control.
1178
01:31:41,680 --> 01:31:43,560
- Do you understand?
- Yes!
1179
01:31:44,880 --> 01:31:46,200
Better?
1180
01:31:48,200 --> 01:31:50,520
Good, good. I'm good.
1181
01:31:50,520 --> 01:31:52,760
- I'm good.
- Help me with him.
1182
01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:59,120
Fuck. We don't want to get fired.
1183
01:31:59,120 --> 01:32:00,320
What now, Boss?
1184
01:32:02,120 --> 01:32:04,040
Nobody's ever called me "boss"
so beautifully.
1185
01:32:04,040 --> 01:32:06,160
Fuck, don't get emotional and lead us.
1186
01:32:06,160 --> 01:32:08,000
Yeah, of course.
1187
01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:10,320
Radim.
1188
01:32:10,920 --> 01:32:13,280
You're always running from the police,
aren't you?
1189
01:32:13,280 --> 01:32:15,320
Which means you're the fastest.
1190
01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:19,360
So, you distract them, and the rest of us...
1191
01:33:12,360 --> 01:33:13,760
You fucker!
1192
01:33:15,440 --> 01:33:17,120
What are you trying to do, lover boy?
1193
01:33:17,120 --> 01:33:19,280
I love you, you monstrosity.
1194
01:33:19,880 --> 01:33:21,760
I know, you idiot.
1195
01:33:38,480 --> 01:33:39,480
On your knees.
1196
01:33:39,480 --> 01:33:40,720
Marcela.
1197
01:33:44,040 --> 01:33:46,080
Lick it, fucking twat-faced shithole.
1198
01:33:46,720 --> 01:33:48,560
That's going a bit far, Marcela.
1199
01:33:53,360 --> 01:33:57,040
There are days
1200
01:34:00,640 --> 01:34:03,760
When morning follows morning
1201
01:34:07,800 --> 01:34:10,320
And fatigue catches up to you
1202
01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:14,080
But only a few realize
1203
01:34:15,040 --> 01:34:17,840
That it's weighing you down
1204
01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:25,720
You feel alone again
1205
01:34:28,600 --> 01:34:32,400
With a lot on your mind
1206
01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:39,480
Questioning why things keep falling apart
1207
01:34:39,480 --> 01:34:43,120
And why love keeps deceiving you
1208
01:34:43,120 --> 01:34:46,960
But you're not a lost cause yet
1209
01:34:49,960 --> 01:34:53,600
Having a few friends is enough
1210
01:34:53,600 --> 01:34:57,080
That truly care
1211
01:34:57,080 --> 01:35:00,160
And won't stop being there
1212
01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:04,280
Even when you're feeling down
1213
01:35:04,280 --> 01:35:07,440
Just get the strength to stand up
1214
01:35:08,000 --> 01:35:11,000
Keep fighting and never give up...
1215
01:35:13,400 --> 01:35:15,040
Brothers, congratulations.
1216
01:35:15,040 --> 01:35:18,160
It was an honor to lose to you.
You guys are good.
1217
01:35:18,160 --> 01:35:21,200
- Really, you're good.
- Thank you, brothers.
1218
01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:22,920
Thanks.
1219
01:35:23,560 --> 01:35:24,600
Enough!
1220
01:35:28,920 --> 01:35:30,200
Congratulations.
1221
01:35:31,200 --> 01:35:34,320
I must admit
that you've proven your worth.
1222
01:35:35,160 --> 01:35:38,520
The call center is
an essential part of FP Global.
1223
01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:40,120
Did you hear that?
1224
01:35:40,120 --> 01:35:41,880
You're a leader. You surprised me.
1225
01:35:42,920 --> 01:35:45,160
Starting Monday,
you'll be a senior manager.
1226
01:35:46,720 --> 01:35:48,240
Congratulations, Boss!
1227
01:35:48,240 --> 01:35:51,760
Thank you. Thank you, but I don't want it.
1228
01:35:53,240 --> 01:35:55,800
That's our guy! That's our boss! Yeah!
1229
01:35:55,800 --> 01:35:58,880
I won't be staying with you all either.
You guys are great. Thanks.
1230
01:35:58,880 --> 01:36:00,720
- What?
- Why?
1231
01:36:01,960 --> 01:36:04,800
I'll be leaving FP Global.
1232
01:36:07,200 --> 01:36:08,440
Aleš, don't be an idiot.
1233
01:36:09,200 --> 01:36:11,360
We can even negotiate your salary.
1234
01:36:11,360 --> 01:36:14,120
Really? So let's do that right away.
1235
01:36:14,120 --> 01:36:17,120
That information is confidential. GDPR.
1236
01:36:17,120 --> 01:36:19,720
First you need to go to HR and discuss it...
1237
01:36:19,720 --> 01:36:22,600
50,000. And vouchers. That's what I want.
1238
01:36:22,600 --> 01:36:25,000
Wait, wait, wait. 50,000?
1239
01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:26,960
I have 2,000 euros.
1240
01:36:26,960 --> 01:36:30,880
That's not even 47,000 after taxes.
1241
01:36:30,880 --> 01:36:32,600
You have 2,000 euros?
1242
01:36:32,600 --> 01:36:35,960
I don't even have 1,500,
and I travel to Košice.
1243
01:36:37,720 --> 01:36:41,400
You make so much? You're not even
full Slovak. Your mother's from Czechia.
1244
01:36:41,400 --> 01:36:44,240
Guys, stop it.
Us Slovaks have to stick together, right?
1245
01:36:44,240 --> 01:36:47,240
You're Slovak. You're a pepper-eater.
1246
01:36:47,240 --> 01:36:49,160
A Hungarian from Lučenec.
1247
01:36:49,160 --> 01:36:51,640
- Minko, you're Hungarian?
- From Bratislava!
1248
01:36:51,640 --> 01:36:54,480
That's why you all from the east
are in Bratislava.
1249
01:36:54,480 --> 01:36:57,360
- Erika, stop it!
- Jesus, this is a bit ridiculous.
1250
01:36:57,360 --> 01:36:59,440
32,000 is enough for me.
1251
01:36:59,440 --> 01:37:04,440
What? 32,000? I make 20,000,
and I do half of your job for you.
1252
01:37:04,440 --> 01:37:06,720
- Stop it.
- Don't push her.
1253
01:37:06,720 --> 01:37:09,200
You! You make the most and do nothing!
1254
01:37:09,200 --> 01:37:10,640
- How dare you!
- It's true!
1255
01:37:10,640 --> 01:37:12,880
- Nikol?
- I know, Boss. I know.
1256
01:37:12,880 --> 01:37:14,840
Ladies, back to the team-building event.
1257
01:37:14,840 --> 01:37:17,080
We won't discuss salaries here. Okay?
1258
01:37:18,680 --> 01:37:21,800
Please, let's not talk about money, okay?
Let's all come back.
1259
01:37:21,800 --> 01:37:23,680
We're doing team-building.
1260
01:37:25,800 --> 01:37:27,960
Should we tell them all Brávek's number?
1261
01:37:27,960 --> 01:37:29,520
You mean six centimeters?
1262
01:37:34,000 --> 01:37:37,480
Everyone shut up and quit discussing
your fucking salaries!
1263
01:37:38,840 --> 01:37:40,920
And how much do you make, Mrs. Pussyova?
1264
01:37:44,920 --> 01:37:47,080
You made a big fucking mistake.
1265
01:38:14,400 --> 01:38:15,440
Enough!
1266
01:38:38,680 --> 01:38:41,480
Stop! There's an invalid here!
1267
01:38:41,480 --> 01:38:43,440
I'll show you invalid!
1268
01:38:52,360 --> 01:38:54,360
What do you think you're doing?
1269
01:39:14,560 --> 01:39:20,320
Touch my best friend one more time,
1270
01:39:21,840 --> 01:39:24,720
and I'll bust your face in, Mr. Brávek.
1271
01:39:24,720 --> 01:39:26,600
Aleš, you swear like an old lady.
1272
01:39:26,600 --> 01:39:29,000
You've just quit.
Curse him out like a real man.
1273
01:39:29,840 --> 01:39:30,960
Like a man.
1274
01:39:31,880 --> 01:39:34,240
Now, you listen to me, you...
1275
01:39:35,040 --> 01:39:36,600
pompous motherfucker.
1276
01:39:37,200 --> 01:39:43,320
If you lay so much as a fucking pinky
from your fucking hand on my friend,
1277
01:39:43,320 --> 01:39:46,920
I'll shove my foot so far up your ass,
1278
01:39:46,920 --> 01:39:48,920
my shoelaces will tickle your throat.
1279
01:39:48,920 --> 01:39:54,000
Then I'll throw you down and fuck you
so hard you'll scream like a monkey.
1280
01:39:54,000 --> 01:39:57,040
Your own mother won't recognize you.
I'll twist you,
1281
01:39:57,040 --> 01:39:59,160
slit you open with a knife
1282
01:39:59,160 --> 01:40:02,360
and shit in your intestines!
1283
01:40:02,360 --> 01:40:04,800
Okay, well, that was a bit much,
but thanks.
1284
01:40:07,360 --> 01:40:10,720
Now what. Did that give you an erection?
1285
01:40:10,720 --> 01:40:12,360
It was clear to me at once.
1286
01:40:12,360 --> 01:40:15,200
Twelve hours in the office.
Overtime on the weekends.
1287
01:40:15,200 --> 01:40:17,000
That wasn't fair, Boss.
1288
01:40:17,000 --> 01:40:18,840
Shut up, Slovak.
1289
01:40:25,320 --> 01:40:27,160
You're actually right.
1290
01:40:30,320 --> 01:40:32,320
I also experienced it before, Aleš.
1291
01:40:33,800 --> 01:40:35,840
I'm really sorry how it all turned out.
1292
01:40:36,880 --> 01:40:42,080
I'm also sorry
I wasn't able to appreciate you more.
1293
01:40:42,680 --> 01:40:46,000
Not as an employee, but as a person.
1294
01:40:48,040 --> 01:40:49,200
Really?
1295
01:40:49,200 --> 01:40:50,280
No!
1296
01:40:51,080 --> 01:40:52,520
Kind reminder, asshole!
1297
01:40:59,480 --> 01:41:02,720
ONE YEAR LATER
1298
01:41:10,760 --> 01:41:13,120
Breakfast in bed. What a dream.
1299
01:41:15,760 --> 01:41:17,560
How did you like last night?
1300
01:41:17,560 --> 01:41:19,000
So much, my love.
1301
01:41:20,880 --> 01:41:23,000
Could you help me a bit?
1302
01:41:32,040 --> 01:41:34,960
- I love you, sweetie.
- I love you too.
1303
01:41:36,640 --> 01:41:39,000
Mom, we're doing absolutely great.
1304
01:41:39,680 --> 01:41:43,120
Listen. We were at the doctor,
and it's clear.
1305
01:41:43,120 --> 01:41:44,480
Are you sitting?
1306
01:41:44,480 --> 01:41:45,920
It's gonna be a girl.
1307
01:41:45,920 --> 01:41:48,040
Yeah, a girl.
1308
01:41:48,040 --> 01:41:51,200
What? No, Marie is doing great.
She's perfectly fine.
1309
01:41:51,200 --> 01:41:53,880
Shy as always. You know her.
1310
01:41:53,880 --> 01:41:57,160
Hey, some guests just arrived.
I'll call you later, okay?
1311
01:41:57,160 --> 01:42:00,640
I'll send the ultrasound. Kisses. Bye-bye.
1312
01:42:06,960 --> 01:42:08,800
My signal is breaking up.
1313
01:42:08,800 --> 01:42:10,840
Okay, we'll plan something for Monday.
1314
01:42:10,840 --> 01:42:14,400
I'm at a team-building right now
with my employees.
1315
01:42:14,400 --> 01:42:16,520
Now, stop working, my little giraffe.
1316
01:42:18,880 --> 01:42:22,040
Well, how's it going, big businessman?
1317
01:42:22,040 --> 01:42:24,000
Ask me once we pay off the mortgage.
1318
01:42:24,000 --> 01:42:26,720
- Hey!
- Hey!
1319
01:42:26,720 --> 01:42:28,240
I'm so glad you're here!
1320
01:42:30,280 --> 01:42:32,480
Václav, you're confused again.
1321
01:42:32,480 --> 01:42:33,800
- What?
- He always is.
1322
01:42:33,800 --> 01:42:37,280
- This is our little girl, little Soros.
- Srosh.
1323
01:42:37,280 --> 01:42:39,840
- Give a five.
- She looks just like you.
1324
01:42:39,840 --> 01:42:42,960
You're fucking joking, aren't you?
1325
01:42:42,960 --> 01:42:47,320
What tattoo? No way! Go ahead and try.
I know good and well where you live.
1326
01:42:47,320 --> 01:42:48,400
At my house.
1327
01:42:50,280 --> 01:42:54,200
Okay, Mikey.
If it makes you happy, go for it.
1328
01:42:54,200 --> 01:42:55,720
Daddy loves you.
1329
01:42:56,680 --> 01:43:00,120
- Hey, buddy! You look great!
- No, you look great! Hey!
1330
01:43:01,600 --> 01:43:04,120
- The Slovaks are here.
- They sure are.
1331
01:43:04,920 --> 01:43:07,320
Brothers, we are here.
1332
01:43:07,920 --> 01:43:09,200
And the Teplice gang.
1333
01:43:10,280 --> 01:43:13,400
One, two, three! Teplice babes!
1334
01:43:13,960 --> 01:43:16,560
Oh, shit. The machine guns from Brno.
1335
01:43:20,400 --> 01:43:23,840
Sweetie,
put all the valuables in the closet.
1336
01:43:23,840 --> 01:43:26,000
Because they're here!
1337
01:43:26,000 --> 01:43:29,360
Having a few friends is enough
1338
01:43:29,360 --> 01:43:32,920
That truly care
1339
01:43:32,920 --> 01:43:36,520
And won't stop being there
1340
01:43:36,520 --> 01:43:39,800
Even when you're feeling down
1341
01:43:42,720 --> 01:43:44,840
THIS FILM IS DEDICATED
TO OUR DEAR FRIEND,
1342
01:43:44,840 --> 01:43:47,320
A GREAT ACTOR AND MUSICIAN,
DANIEL HERIBAN.
1343
01:48:42,240 --> 01:48:47,240
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