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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,741 --> 00:00:20,381 [Lascelles] As His Majesty the King has not yet produced a male successor, 2 00:00:20,461 --> 00:00:23,541 nor do we at this stage expect one, 3 00:00:23,621 --> 00:00:27,141 the decision has been taken to start preparing you in earnest for the Crown. 4 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,101 From this moment on, 5 00:00:29,181 --> 00:00:31,101 you will no longer be the heir presumptive, 6 00:00:31,181 --> 00:00:34,701 but the heir apparent, and your life will be quite different. 7 00:00:35,341 --> 00:00:37,701 You will not be able to travel unaccompanied, 8 00:00:38,261 --> 00:00:40,541 nor to socialize as freely. 9 00:00:41,861 --> 00:00:46,541 Your father, the King, had little or no time to prepare for the throne, 10 00:00:46,621 --> 00:00:48,421 which was thrust upon him. 11 00:00:48,501 --> 00:00:50,421 We will not be caught out again. 12 00:00:52,101 --> 00:00:55,181 The Crown is not just an ornament to be worn. 13 00:00:55,781 --> 00:00:58,541 It is a privilege and a burden, 14 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:04,141 which comes with formidable expectations and responsibilities. 15 00:01:10,301 --> 00:01:11,781 [door opens] 16 00:01:27,061 --> 00:01:28,621 I don't think I can do it. 17 00:01:29,661 --> 00:01:30,701 [Margaret] I could. 18 00:01:31,701 --> 00:01:33,101 I know you could. 19 00:01:33,981 --> 00:01:35,701 [Margaret] I'd love every minute. 20 00:01:36,341 --> 00:01:39,541 To be on every coin, on every banknote, 21 00:01:39,621 --> 00:01:41,861 to be the most famous woman in the world. 22 00:01:42,421 --> 00:01:43,981 I'd be so very good at it. 23 00:01:45,461 --> 00:01:48,381 Wearing a big crown, giving everyone orders. 24 00:01:50,101 --> 00:01:51,101 Yes. 25 00:01:55,821 --> 00:01:56,821 Then tell them, 26 00:01:57,341 --> 00:01:59,021 "Margaret Rose can do it. 27 00:01:59,861 --> 00:02:01,541 Margaret Rose wants to do it. 28 00:02:02,101 --> 00:02:04,181 Margaret Rose was born to do it." 29 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:06,941 You were. 30 00:02:08,221 --> 00:02:09,981 Then let me speak to them tomorrow. 31 00:02:10,821 --> 00:02:13,221 It would be the best thing for both of us. 32 00:02:15,221 --> 00:02:16,421 All right. 33 00:02:18,901 --> 00:02:20,981 [Margaret chuckles] Good. 34 00:02:42,981 --> 00:02:44,981 [crowd cheers] 35 00:03:00,621 --> 00:03:03,021 [cheering] 36 00:03:08,101 --> 00:03:09,341 [Elizabeth] Hello, you. 37 00:03:13,301 --> 00:03:14,381 Your Majesty. 38 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:21,421 Just come to wish you a bon voyage and to thank you. 39 00:03:22,061 --> 00:03:23,101 What for? 40 00:03:23,181 --> 00:03:25,661 For agreeing to squeeze in so many public engagements 41 00:03:25,741 --> 00:03:27,501 on what is essentially a private trip. 42 00:03:28,021 --> 00:03:31,341 -And for flying this way, commercially. -[Margaret] Well, it's not so bad. 43 00:03:31,981 --> 00:03:34,461 They've cleared out the first-class cabin just for us. 44 00:03:35,221 --> 00:03:36,981 What's the first stop? New York? 45 00:03:37,061 --> 00:03:39,421 Uh, San Francisco. Then Los Angeles. 46 00:03:39,501 --> 00:03:42,061 Then five days with the Douglases in Arizona. 47 00:03:42,861 --> 00:03:43,861 How lovely. 48 00:03:43,941 --> 00:03:47,901 Then on to New York, where Tony is promoting his book. 49 00:03:47,981 --> 00:03:50,381 -You've written a book? -Uh, a book of my photographs. 50 00:03:50,861 --> 00:03:51,941 Oh, you are clever. 51 00:03:52,581 --> 00:03:54,781 You must make time to really relax, too. 52 00:03:55,301 --> 00:03:56,301 [Margaret] We will. 53 00:03:57,101 --> 00:04:00,101 Be good to one another. Kind to one another. 54 00:04:01,461 --> 00:04:02,461 Both of you. 55 00:04:06,261 --> 00:04:08,501 [Margaret] Sad she felt the need to say that. 56 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:09,461 [Tony] What? 57 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:13,021 "Be good to one another. Kind to one another. Both of you." 58 00:04:13,101 --> 00:04:15,461 [sighs] It was a little clumsy. 59 00:04:17,781 --> 00:04:19,221 But she means well. 60 00:04:19,741 --> 00:04:20,901 The two of us... 61 00:04:21,781 --> 00:04:23,021 we're complicated. 62 00:04:24,661 --> 00:04:26,341 She and I are complicated. 63 00:04:27,461 --> 00:04:28,461 [Tony] It's true. 64 00:04:29,941 --> 00:04:32,141 Elder sister, younger sister. 65 00:04:32,741 --> 00:04:34,061 Number one and number two. 66 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:35,261 Who's number one? 67 00:04:36,861 --> 00:04:38,741 You. Of course. 68 00:04:39,861 --> 00:04:44,101 A natural number one whose tragedy it is to have been born number two. 69 00:04:44,621 --> 00:04:47,101 Hmm. That is my burden. 70 00:04:48,821 --> 00:04:50,141 She knows it, too. 71 00:04:52,181 --> 00:04:53,741 Yes, I think she does. 72 00:04:54,181 --> 00:04:55,941 -[speaker beeps] -That's her burden. 73 00:04:57,421 --> 00:05:00,301 [announcer] Welcome aboard this BOAC flight to San Francisco. 74 00:05:00,941 --> 00:05:03,101 Please take your seats and relax. 75 00:05:03,181 --> 00:05:06,421 We're now ready for departure and will be taxiing shortly. 76 00:05:06,501 --> 00:05:09,501 We'd like to take this opportunity to wish you a very pleasant flight. 77 00:06:44,581 --> 00:06:46,181 -[soldier] Ten-hut! -[feet stamp] 78 00:06:51,101 --> 00:06:52,421 Good morning, Mr. Ambassador. 79 00:06:53,021 --> 00:06:54,741 [Dean] Economically, as you know, Marvin, 80 00:06:54,821 --> 00:06:57,221 the United Kingdom is right up against it. 81 00:06:57,301 --> 00:06:59,341 It's seeing a terrifying run on sterling, 82 00:06:59,421 --> 00:07:02,061 and our credit from the IMF is about to expire. 83 00:07:03,301 --> 00:07:05,661 Now, the Prime Minister has made several attempts 84 00:07:05,741 --> 00:07:08,261 to speak to the President about another bailout, 85 00:07:08,781 --> 00:07:10,021 a rescue package. 86 00:07:10,661 --> 00:07:13,021 But the President refuses to take his call. 87 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:15,821 [Watson] President Johnson is a busy man. 88 00:07:16,941 --> 00:07:19,021 Too busy to talk to his oldest ally? 89 00:07:19,541 --> 00:07:21,261 Historically, the holder of this office 90 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:24,301 has the warmest relationship with Downing Street. 91 00:07:24,381 --> 00:07:26,301 Think of Churchill and Roosevelt, 92 00:07:26,381 --> 00:07:29,661 or Truman and Attlee. Macmillan and JFK. 93 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:32,541 No need to keep mentioning Jack Kennedy like that. 94 00:07:33,901 --> 00:07:34,901 Keep mentioning? 95 00:07:34,981 --> 00:07:36,261 It's just provocative. 96 00:07:36,981 --> 00:07:37,981 Unhelpful. 97 00:07:38,821 --> 00:07:40,661 President Johnson is his own man. 98 00:07:41,741 --> 00:07:42,741 Well, of course. 99 00:07:43,501 --> 00:07:45,861 I mentioned it only in the context of our leaders 100 00:07:45,941 --> 00:07:48,301 standing shoulder to shoulder in times of difficulty. 101 00:07:48,381 --> 00:07:49,701 Morning, Prime Minister. 102 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:52,901 [Dean] The United Kingdom and the United States. 103 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,261 Historically, it's like a marriage. 104 00:07:58,181 --> 00:07:59,421 Will you talk to him? 105 00:08:01,501 --> 00:08:04,741 No! Screw the Brits! I don't like 'em. I never liked 'em. 106 00:08:04,821 --> 00:08:06,781 If they're not looking down at you through their noses, 107 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:08,581 they're holding their hands out like beggars. 108 00:08:08,661 --> 00:08:10,981 And I don't give a crap about any special relationship. 109 00:08:11,061 --> 00:08:13,421 Harold Wilson wants my help, he should have thought about that 110 00:08:13,501 --> 00:08:15,181 when he refused to support me over Vietnam. 111 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:18,741 You can't screw a man in the ass and then expect him to buy you flowers! 112 00:08:24,461 --> 00:08:27,421 -The Prime Minister, Your Majesty. -Your Majesty. 113 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,381 Prime Minister. 114 00:08:39,821 --> 00:08:44,301 Uh, I'm sure that it did not escape your attention 115 00:08:44,381 --> 00:08:47,781 that President Johnson failed to attend Mr. Winston's funeral. 116 00:08:48,141 --> 00:08:50,021 Yes, on account of a cold. 117 00:08:50,101 --> 00:08:52,301 Well, that was the explanation the White House gave, 118 00:08:52,381 --> 00:08:53,661 but it persuaded no one. 119 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:59,301 Uh... I fear that the President may have taken against me 120 00:08:59,381 --> 00:09:03,581 for what he sees as my failure to support him over Vietnam. 121 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:07,381 And I wondered... [coughs] 122 00:09:09,101 --> 00:09:10,741 [clears throat] ...in the past, 123 00:09:11,781 --> 00:09:15,341 the royal family has been extremely helpful 124 00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:17,941 in keeping the special relationship afloat. 125 00:09:20,261 --> 00:09:21,581 And given the... 126 00:09:22,101 --> 00:09:25,301 predicament the country finds itself in economically-- 127 00:09:25,381 --> 00:09:29,181 You'd like us to roll out the red carpet. Make a bit of a fuss. 128 00:09:32,141 --> 00:09:33,141 Please. 129 00:09:34,581 --> 00:09:35,701 All right. 130 00:09:35,781 --> 00:09:38,861 I shall consult the Three Wise Men. See what they have to say. 131 00:09:41,141 --> 00:09:42,181 Thank you, ma'am. 132 00:09:44,141 --> 00:09:46,021 [photographer 1] Welcome to San Francisco! 133 00:09:46,101 --> 00:09:48,781 Margaret! Margaret, over here! Over here! 134 00:09:48,861 --> 00:09:51,301 [photographer 2] Picture, right this way! Thank you, Margaret. 135 00:09:51,901 --> 00:09:54,581 [Tony] "What we have witnessed in Princess Margaret 136 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:59,461 is a more vibrant, modern, and engaging version of her older sister." 137 00:09:59,541 --> 00:10:01,141 [chuckles] Quite right. 138 00:10:03,261 --> 00:10:06,821 [Tony] "To those accustomed to the formality of traditional royal visits, 139 00:10:06,901 --> 00:10:10,901 meeting Princess Margaret has been like going from a black-and-white film 140 00:10:10,981 --> 00:10:12,541 to one in color." 141 00:10:13,061 --> 00:10:14,381 What about a state dinner, 142 00:10:14,821 --> 00:10:17,581 like the one held for Woodrow Wilson in 1918? 143 00:10:17,661 --> 00:10:19,221 Or a weekend at Windsor Castle? 144 00:10:19,301 --> 00:10:21,181 The important thing here, I'm told, 145 00:10:21,261 --> 00:10:23,461 is that whatever we offer President Johnson, 146 00:10:23,541 --> 00:10:26,221 it must exceed whatever we gave the Kennedys. 147 00:10:26,301 --> 00:10:28,421 ["When You're Smiling" playing] 148 00:10:28,501 --> 00:10:30,701 [reporter 1] Hey, we wanted to see the Queen! 149 00:10:31,061 --> 00:10:33,301 [Margaret] You're seeing something better than the Queen! 150 00:10:33,381 --> 00:10:36,661 [reporter 2] What do you think is the main difference between Britain and America? 151 00:10:36,741 --> 00:10:38,821 [Margaret] Well, my sister isn't on the banknotes here! 152 00:10:38,901 --> 00:10:39,781 [laughter] 153 00:10:39,861 --> 00:10:42,541 [reporter 3] What are you most looking forward to in America? 154 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:44,981 Liberty! 155 00:10:49,061 --> 00:10:52,461 -[crowd cheers] -[woman] We love you, Princess Margaret! 156 00:10:53,661 --> 00:10:54,901 [camera clicks] 157 00:10:54,981 --> 00:10:56,741 ♪ Be happy again ♪ 158 00:10:56,821 --> 00:10:59,061 ♪ Keep on smiling ♪ 159 00:10:59,421 --> 00:11:01,981 ♪ 'Cause when you're smiling ♪ 160 00:11:02,341 --> 00:11:04,341 ♪ The whole world ♪ 161 00:11:04,421 --> 00:11:07,061 ♪ Smiles with you ♪ 162 00:11:07,461 --> 00:11:08,541 Keep smiling, darling. 163 00:11:09,741 --> 00:11:11,861 [Elizabeth] What news of Princess Margaret? 164 00:11:11,941 --> 00:11:13,381 After three days in San Francisco, 165 00:11:13,461 --> 00:11:16,501 Her Royal Highness has safely arrived in Los Angeles. 166 00:11:16,581 --> 00:11:18,301 Any disasters I should be aware of? 167 00:11:18,381 --> 00:11:21,221 No, on the contrary, the trip seems to have been a great success. 168 00:11:22,141 --> 00:11:23,021 Really? 169 00:11:23,101 --> 00:11:25,381 [Charteris] There's rave reviews in all the newspapers... 170 00:11:25,461 --> 00:11:26,741 [crowd cheers] 171 00:11:26,821 --> 00:11:30,261 ...with even a name having been coined for the multitude of fans and well-wishers 172 00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:32,221 who have followed her every step of the way. 173 00:11:33,101 --> 00:11:35,221 -Which is? -Margaretologists. 174 00:11:36,141 --> 00:11:37,341 Margaretologists? 175 00:11:37,421 --> 00:11:39,741 -[cameras click] -[Charteris] Yes, ma'am. 176 00:11:39,821 --> 00:11:40,981 Fans who have delighted 177 00:11:41,061 --> 00:11:44,141 in Her Royal Highness's intelligence and articulacy, her beauty 178 00:11:44,221 --> 00:11:46,861 and charm, with one newspaper, The San Francisco Chronicle, 179 00:11:46,941 --> 00:11:47,941 even going so far as-- 180 00:11:48,021 --> 00:11:50,261 -Yes, all right. Thank you, Martin. -Uh, yes, ma'am. 181 00:11:50,341 --> 00:11:51,821 I'm a queen, not a saint. 182 00:11:51,901 --> 00:11:53,901 [Tony] That's it. Try not to smile. 183 00:11:57,741 --> 00:11:59,541 [laughter] 184 00:12:06,661 --> 00:12:07,901 [laughs] 185 00:12:10,941 --> 00:12:12,181 [Tony] I gave it! 186 00:12:12,261 --> 00:12:15,181 Not once, not twice, but three times, and you ignored it! 187 00:12:15,261 --> 00:12:16,341 [Margaret] What? 188 00:12:16,421 --> 00:12:17,701 The signal! 189 00:12:17,781 --> 00:12:19,661 Our signal that I wanted to leave. 190 00:12:19,741 --> 00:12:21,141 [Margaret] I didn't see it. 191 00:12:21,221 --> 00:12:24,981 You know as well as I that if you are the guest of honor, 192 00:12:25,061 --> 00:12:27,581 you cannot just leave. 193 00:12:28,261 --> 00:12:31,221 In the course of our marriage, I have lost count of the number of times 194 00:12:31,301 --> 00:12:33,221 you've walked out as "guest of honor." 195 00:12:33,781 --> 00:12:36,261 -Once or twice. -All the bloody time. 196 00:12:36,341 --> 00:12:38,941 -When it's dreary. -When it suits you! 197 00:12:39,821 --> 00:12:42,541 When the people are ugly and dull. 198 00:12:43,741 --> 00:12:47,821 These people were amusing and attractive. 199 00:12:48,581 --> 00:12:51,061 And they made me feel good. 200 00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:54,301 No, no, no, no. The alcohol made you feel good... 201 00:12:55,381 --> 00:12:57,221 and blunted your judgment 202 00:12:57,301 --> 00:12:59,741 to the sycophancy of the people surrounding you. 203 00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:01,581 [Margaret] Is that right? 204 00:13:01,661 --> 00:13:03,461 -[Tony] Yes. Keys. -Well... 205 00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:07,221 sadly, it's not blunted my judgment 206 00:13:07,301 --> 00:13:11,981 to your mean-spiritedness and jealousy and... 207 00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:14,821 general pusillanimity... 208 00:13:14,901 --> 00:13:16,141 pusinalamn... 209 00:13:18,061 --> 00:13:19,421 Small-mindedness. 210 00:13:21,181 --> 00:13:23,221 [Margaret] I don't recognize this. 211 00:13:23,781 --> 00:13:24,661 Hmm. 212 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:28,461 Come to think of it, I don't recognize you. 213 00:13:30,141 --> 00:13:31,661 Actually... [chuckles] 214 00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:34,101 ...nor did anyone else! 215 00:13:35,021 --> 00:13:37,501 I mean, if we're honest... 216 00:13:37,781 --> 00:13:39,261 [chuckles] 217 00:13:39,621 --> 00:13:42,501 ...isn't that the real problem here, hmm? 218 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,261 [in American accent] Oh, I'm sorry. 219 00:13:47,341 --> 00:13:50,101 A-A-And... and you are... Tony who? 220 00:13:50,741 --> 00:13:53,341 Oh, yeah! The husband guy. 221 00:13:54,621 --> 00:13:56,621 It's not easy, sometimes. 222 00:13:57,901 --> 00:13:59,421 What is not easy? 223 00:14:00,541 --> 00:14:03,861 Being second fiddle to a pygmy princess. 224 00:14:05,341 --> 00:14:08,221 Don't talk to me about being a second fiddle. 225 00:14:08,661 --> 00:14:10,021 I get so little limelight. 226 00:14:10,101 --> 00:14:12,981 [laughs loudly] 227 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:16,101 No, it's the price I pay for the sister I have. 228 00:14:16,181 --> 00:14:21,261 But if the opportunity should once arise for me to shine, 229 00:14:21,981 --> 00:14:26,181 I'd appreciate you putting aside the competitive little narcissist 230 00:14:26,261 --> 00:14:27,381 that rages within you... 231 00:14:31,061 --> 00:14:33,301 and letting me savor it. 232 00:14:35,781 --> 00:14:36,741 [shoe falls] 233 00:14:41,621 --> 00:14:42,741 I promise... 234 00:14:43,901 --> 00:14:45,981 that once we get to New York, 235 00:14:47,501 --> 00:14:50,061 the spotlight will be entirely on you, 236 00:14:50,901 --> 00:14:51,901 and your book. 237 00:14:53,221 --> 00:14:54,661 I'll take a back seat 238 00:14:54,741 --> 00:14:58,061 and be the adoring and supportive number two 239 00:14:58,461 --> 00:15:00,021 you want me to be. 240 00:15:01,141 --> 00:15:03,501 And nothing will make me happier. 241 00:15:06,981 --> 00:15:08,501 [car approaches] 242 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,821 [Johnson] Now, you can tell me all you want that 50,000, 243 00:15:17,901 --> 00:15:21,021 hell, 100,000 more boots on the ground are going to resolve this. 244 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,501 But I put 100,000 more men in there, 245 00:15:23,581 --> 00:15:26,541 who's to say that Ho Chi Minh isn't gonna put 100,000 more? 246 00:15:26,981 --> 00:15:31,701 A man can't fight if he can't see daylight at the end of the road. 247 00:15:31,781 --> 00:15:34,861 I wanna see solutions, gentlemen, solutions. 248 00:15:34,941 --> 00:15:36,781 Not more numbers! 249 00:15:37,621 --> 00:15:40,101 By God, I will not be the first American president 250 00:15:40,181 --> 00:15:41,981 to lose a goddamn war! 251 00:15:42,221 --> 00:15:44,421 -[knocking at door] -[door opens] 252 00:15:44,501 --> 00:15:46,581 -That'll be all. -Yes, sir, Mr. President. 253 00:15:48,301 --> 00:15:49,701 [Johnson sighs] 254 00:15:51,261 --> 00:15:52,261 Thank you. 255 00:15:58,701 --> 00:16:00,141 What is this? 256 00:16:00,901 --> 00:16:04,581 [Watson] A peace offering from the Brits, hoping to secure the bailout. 257 00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:12,381 -A weekend shooting at Balmoral? -Yes, sir. That's as good as it gets. 258 00:16:12,861 --> 00:16:14,501 Even Kennedy never got that. 259 00:16:15,501 --> 00:16:16,541 Really? 260 00:16:16,621 --> 00:16:21,141 He got a banquet, a Naval Guard of Honor, but never a weekend shooting in Scotland. 261 00:16:22,421 --> 00:16:23,701 No one has gotten that. 262 00:16:27,221 --> 00:16:28,101 Hmm. 263 00:16:31,421 --> 00:16:33,461 [sighs] Still... 264 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:36,741 that's a long flight, 265 00:16:37,421 --> 00:16:39,381 followed by a long drive... 266 00:16:40,621 --> 00:16:42,541 staying in some creepy haunted castle. 267 00:16:42,941 --> 00:16:45,181 -[Watson chuckles] -The weather's terrible. 268 00:16:47,621 --> 00:16:51,341 [sighs] And it would involve making small talk to fancy people. 269 00:16:52,541 --> 00:16:53,941 Then when you go shooting, 270 00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:57,581 there's rules, things you do and don't do, 271 00:16:58,781 --> 00:17:01,941 which would involve research and learning... 272 00:17:02,381 --> 00:17:03,621 cutting my nails... 273 00:17:04,861 --> 00:17:06,621 and I'd still get it all wrong. 274 00:17:07,501 --> 00:17:11,341 And then everybody would laugh at me and they'd say I wasn't no Jack Kennedy, 275 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:15,821 who would know exactly which knife and fork to use and which bird to shoot. 276 00:17:17,261 --> 00:17:20,381 -So, my position has not changed. -Hmm. 277 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:24,101 It is still, "No, thank you, Your Majesty." 278 00:17:25,381 --> 00:17:28,861 Tomorrow, there's the reception given by the Council of Engineering Institutions 279 00:17:28,941 --> 00:17:30,101 at the Science Museum, 280 00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:34,981 followed by an audience with His Excellency Guðmundur Guðmundsson, 281 00:17:35,061 --> 00:17:37,821 the new ambassador for the Republic of Iceland. 282 00:17:37,901 --> 00:17:40,981 Thank you, Michael. And where are we with President Johnson? 283 00:17:41,421 --> 00:17:45,901 Ah, we went back offering a weekend shooting in Balmoral. 284 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:50,101 Did we? Lucky LBJ. We don't get enough of those ourselves. 285 00:17:50,181 --> 00:17:51,781 -And? -No response, ma'am. 286 00:17:52,301 --> 00:17:55,141 -What? -Nothing. Complete silence. 287 00:17:56,021 --> 00:17:57,461 -That's a first. -Yes. 288 00:17:58,061 --> 00:18:00,461 And probably not what Downing Street was hoping for. 289 00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:02,701 -Is everyone panicking? -Slightly. 290 00:18:03,021 --> 00:18:06,141 -What about Princess Margaret? -Oh, safely arrived in Arizona, ma'am. 291 00:18:06,221 --> 00:18:09,301 Oh, well, that's something. At the Douglas family ranch? 292 00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:11,181 -Yes. -I've never been. 293 00:18:11,261 --> 00:18:13,541 -What do we know about it? -They say it's quite something. 294 00:18:13,941 --> 00:18:17,221 A beautiful 19th-century country house set under the Santa Rita mountains, 295 00:18:17,301 --> 00:18:19,741 in miles and miles of wide-open desert. 296 00:18:46,661 --> 00:18:48,341 [horse neighs] 297 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,661 -[Margaret coughs] -Tony! 298 00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:03,941 -Tony. -Brace yourselves. 299 00:19:05,581 --> 00:19:06,621 Come along, darling. 300 00:19:12,141 --> 00:19:14,141 -Your Royal Highness. -Your Royal Highness. 301 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:16,381 [Margaret] No, Blinkie, no kissing. Germs! 302 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,261 [coughs] 303 00:19:18,341 --> 00:19:20,661 [Tony] She's exhausted, poor thing. 304 00:19:22,981 --> 00:19:24,181 [groans] 305 00:19:24,261 --> 00:19:26,701 -I look hideous. -[Tony] No. 306 00:19:29,221 --> 00:19:30,221 Ghastly. 307 00:19:30,781 --> 00:19:32,661 You look a bit tired. 308 00:19:33,541 --> 00:19:34,741 A bit coldy. 309 00:19:35,781 --> 00:19:38,181 It's only to be expected after your... 310 00:19:39,701 --> 00:19:41,061 heroics. 311 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:44,461 You hated every minute, didn't you? 312 00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:45,821 Maybe. 313 00:19:46,941 --> 00:19:48,221 But that's irrelevant. 314 00:19:49,581 --> 00:19:50,941 The newspapers didn't. 315 00:19:52,221 --> 00:19:56,821 Page after page about how extraordinary you were, 316 00:19:57,341 --> 00:19:59,861 what an asset to the Crown, how underused you are, 317 00:19:59,941 --> 00:20:03,381 what a secret weapon, how deserving you are of the spotlight. 318 00:20:03,461 --> 00:20:06,901 -Your elder sister eclipsed and outshone. -Darling. 319 00:20:08,181 --> 00:20:11,621 -And now you must sleep. -Hmm? What will you do? 320 00:20:12,821 --> 00:20:14,861 Be a good guest and sing for our supper. 321 00:20:16,621 --> 00:20:18,461 -So rest. -I will. 322 00:20:18,941 --> 00:20:20,741 And get well for New York. 323 00:20:26,661 --> 00:20:27,981 [door opens] 324 00:20:28,381 --> 00:20:29,381 [door closes] 325 00:20:35,381 --> 00:20:38,621 [Watson] Mr. President, I just got off the phone with our ambassador in London, 326 00:20:38,701 --> 00:20:40,701 who just got off the phone with the Prime Minister, 327 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:44,181 -who got off the phone with the Queen. -Don't tell me, everybody's pissed. 328 00:20:44,261 --> 00:20:46,581 The general view seems to be 329 00:20:46,661 --> 00:20:49,101 that if you have a quarrel with the Prime Minister, 330 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:52,021 that's one thing, but no one gets to insult the Crown, sir. 331 00:20:52,101 --> 00:20:55,061 -[urinates] -It's like, uh, treason or something. 332 00:20:55,141 --> 00:20:57,381 How have I insulted the Crown? 333 00:20:57,461 --> 00:20:59,661 By not accepting the Queen's invitation, sir. 334 00:20:59,741 --> 00:21:02,701 Well, I didn't refuse. 335 00:21:03,141 --> 00:21:04,581 I just haven't replied. 336 00:21:06,461 --> 00:21:08,781 Well, now, don't you do this, Marvin. 337 00:21:09,221 --> 00:21:11,941 You're my Chief of Staff, you're supposed to have my back. 338 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,421 Don't you get suckered into this. 339 00:21:13,501 --> 00:21:16,301 You know, they got this whole thing going on over there, 340 00:21:16,381 --> 00:21:19,221 Head of State, Prime Minister, Buckingham Palace, 341 00:21:19,301 --> 00:21:22,501 Downing Street, it's like a double act, like tag-team wrestling. 342 00:21:22,861 --> 00:21:26,061 One of 'em gets in trouble, the other jumps in to bail 'em out. 343 00:21:26,141 --> 00:21:28,341 Wilson screws me over Vietnam, 344 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:32,101 and she jumps in to make it all good with some bird-shoot bullshit. 345 00:21:32,981 --> 00:21:34,661 We don't have that here. 346 00:21:35,621 --> 00:21:36,501 [Watson] No, sir. 347 00:21:37,501 --> 00:21:38,661 [zips up fly] 348 00:21:38,741 --> 00:21:40,141 The buck stops with me. 349 00:21:41,141 --> 00:21:42,901 Who the hell am I supposed to call 350 00:21:42,981 --> 00:21:45,541 if I want to issue an invitation to get me out of trouble? 351 00:21:45,621 --> 00:21:48,621 [Watson] Well, you call me, sir, your oldest friend. 352 00:21:48,781 --> 00:21:51,861 I'd come up with a sensible plan to get us all out of trouble. 353 00:21:51,941 --> 00:21:54,261 All right. Come up with a plan. 354 00:21:55,021 --> 00:21:56,261 Well, sir, I just did. 355 00:21:57,461 --> 00:21:59,301 This is the plan, right here. 356 00:22:00,781 --> 00:22:02,181 Who in God's name is that? 357 00:22:05,101 --> 00:22:07,101 [man on TV] They came to land at Oakland Airport, 358 00:22:07,181 --> 00:22:09,141 and here, as in San Francisco, 359 00:22:09,221 --> 00:22:11,581 crowds met and cheered them everywhere they went. 360 00:22:12,701 --> 00:22:15,341 The Princess was radiant, obviously enjoying herself. 361 00:22:15,821 --> 00:22:20,021 It wasn't long before her sparkle cast an informal atmosphere over the occasion. 362 00:22:20,901 --> 00:22:24,101 The American people and their press have warmed to the couple, 363 00:22:24,181 --> 00:22:27,981 enchanted by the natural display of charm and friendliness. 364 00:22:28,501 --> 00:22:30,581 Prime Minister for you, ma'am. 365 00:22:31,901 --> 00:22:33,061 Said it was urgent. 366 00:22:36,461 --> 00:22:37,501 Prime Minister? 367 00:22:37,741 --> 00:22:42,901 [Wilson] Just to say, we've finally had a response from the Americans, ma'am. 368 00:22:43,941 --> 00:22:47,461 They've come back with an invitation of their own. 369 00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:50,021 To dinner at the White House. 370 00:22:50,101 --> 00:22:52,861 -For me? -No, for Princess Margaret. 371 00:22:54,301 --> 00:22:57,021 -Oh, that's cunning. -Uh, yes. 372 00:22:57,101 --> 00:23:00,301 That way, President Johnson can't be accused of snubbing my offer. 373 00:23:00,581 --> 00:23:01,581 No. 374 00:23:02,461 --> 00:23:05,501 It also side-steps the all-important issue of the bailout. 375 00:23:06,141 --> 00:23:07,341 Indeed. 376 00:23:08,141 --> 00:23:10,341 But we think not all is lost, 377 00:23:10,421 --> 00:23:12,741 that Princess Margaret should accept the invitation, 378 00:23:12,821 --> 00:23:14,501 go to the White House, 379 00:23:14,781 --> 00:23:16,661 and use the occasion 380 00:23:16,741 --> 00:23:20,341 to win over hearts and minds to the British cause. 381 00:23:22,021 --> 00:23:26,141 It would be a political engagement of the utmost delicacy. 382 00:23:26,861 --> 00:23:29,381 For which you want to send Princess Margaret? 383 00:23:29,821 --> 00:23:31,701 Yes, well, that had been my reaction. 384 00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:36,461 But her trip to America has been a terrific success. 385 00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:37,541 So I gather. 386 00:23:39,701 --> 00:23:41,381 So, will you ask her? 387 00:23:44,901 --> 00:23:46,421 If those are my instructions. 388 00:23:48,901 --> 00:23:49,821 Please. 389 00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:55,621 Well, well. 390 00:23:56,181 --> 00:23:59,741 I suppose the situation is so dire, there's really nothing to lose. 391 00:23:59,821 --> 00:24:01,221 He doesn't know my sister. 392 00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:02,701 [Charteris] Hmm. 393 00:24:05,021 --> 00:24:05,941 Ma'am. 394 00:24:08,741 --> 00:24:10,581 -[knocking at door] -[door opens] 395 00:24:10,661 --> 00:24:11,741 [Margaret] No! 396 00:24:15,501 --> 00:24:18,141 -[Blinkie] Your Royal Highness? -No! 397 00:24:18,221 --> 00:24:20,261 -[Blinkie] Telephone for you. -No! 398 00:24:20,581 --> 00:24:21,861 [Blinkie] It's the Queen. 399 00:24:23,581 --> 00:24:24,701 [sighs] 400 00:24:27,781 --> 00:24:28,901 [groans] 401 00:24:35,061 --> 00:24:37,261 -[lighter clicks] -Hello, you. 402 00:24:38,141 --> 00:24:39,141 Hello, you. 403 00:24:40,261 --> 00:24:41,461 Sorry to disturb. 404 00:24:41,541 --> 00:24:44,141 I know you're on holiday, so you won't want to hear this. 405 00:24:44,501 --> 00:24:45,421 What? 406 00:24:45,501 --> 00:24:48,301 We've had an invitation from the White House 407 00:24:48,381 --> 00:24:49,781 for you to go to Washington 408 00:24:49,861 --> 00:24:52,341 and have dinner with the President and the First Lady, 409 00:24:52,421 --> 00:24:53,621 and we'd like you to attend. 410 00:24:54,461 --> 00:24:56,621 -When? -This Wednesday. 411 00:24:57,221 --> 00:24:58,701 Oh. Can't. 412 00:25:00,261 --> 00:25:01,261 Why not? 413 00:25:02,981 --> 00:25:04,541 I'm going to be in New York. 414 00:25:05,141 --> 00:25:06,381 For Tony's book launch. 415 00:25:08,701 --> 00:25:10,261 Perhaps I should make it clear. 416 00:25:10,781 --> 00:25:12,701 There is rather a lot riding on it, 417 00:25:12,781 --> 00:25:15,781 and everyone is keen, very keen, for you to go. 418 00:25:16,221 --> 00:25:18,261 Perhaps I should make it clear 419 00:25:18,341 --> 00:25:21,461 that nothing is going to stop me from supporting my husband, 420 00:25:21,541 --> 00:25:22,981 just like you asked me to. 421 00:25:23,061 --> 00:25:24,221 -[dial tone] -Margaret! 422 00:26:04,621 --> 00:26:05,941 [Elizabeth] "Dear Margaret, 423 00:26:06,421 --> 00:26:09,741 as a wife, I understand your desire to support Tony. 424 00:26:09,821 --> 00:26:11,741 You know that it was my honest hope 425 00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:14,861 that on this trip you would both find the opportunity 426 00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:16,541 to be more courteous, 427 00:26:16,621 --> 00:26:18,901 more encouraging to each other. 428 00:26:18,981 --> 00:26:22,181 But for now, such considerations must be put aside. 429 00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:25,701 I have asked you this once as a sister, 430 00:26:26,301 --> 00:26:29,661 and now I must command it as your Queen." 431 00:26:32,101 --> 00:26:35,621 Your Royal Highness. Sir. Thank you so much for agreeing to this. 432 00:26:37,501 --> 00:26:40,141 The most recent list of people attending the dinner, 433 00:26:40,221 --> 00:26:43,221 with some brief biographies of those expected to sit close to you. 434 00:26:43,901 --> 00:26:45,941 [Elizabeth] "What I'm asking you to do 435 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:49,381 amounts to much more than simply attending a dinner. 436 00:26:53,581 --> 00:26:58,221 Currently, there are matters pertaining to this country's future prosperity 437 00:26:58,821 --> 00:27:02,221 that require a concerted effort on our part. 438 00:27:02,821 --> 00:27:05,261 We must heal the divisions that are emerging 439 00:27:05,341 --> 00:27:08,341 between Britain and its American cousins. 440 00:27:08,781 --> 00:27:11,421 You've often lamented that you have nothing to do, 441 00:27:12,101 --> 00:27:13,941 that you are a wasted resource. 442 00:27:14,621 --> 00:27:18,981 Well, the task you are embarking on today could not be more crucial. 443 00:27:19,341 --> 00:27:24,181 Britain currently has a deficit of £800 million. 444 00:27:24,621 --> 00:27:29,261 What we need is a bailout of at least £1,000 million. 445 00:27:32,341 --> 00:27:34,901 Only the Americans can give it to us. 446 00:27:38,661 --> 00:27:41,341 I know you like to do things your own way. 447 00:27:42,381 --> 00:27:46,181 But this is a diplomatic mission of the highest sensitivity. 448 00:27:46,701 --> 00:27:49,501 And I would urge you, for once, 449 00:27:49,861 --> 00:27:51,861 to play things by the book." 450 00:27:52,741 --> 00:27:53,661 Ready? 451 00:27:54,901 --> 00:27:56,661 [Margaret] What happens if I fail? 452 00:27:56,981 --> 00:27:58,661 If we don't get the bailout? 453 00:28:00,061 --> 00:28:02,821 Then we break our promises to the IMF, 454 00:28:03,421 --> 00:28:05,901 exhaust the credit facilities available to us, 455 00:28:05,981 --> 00:28:07,061 face a run on sterling, 456 00:28:08,261 --> 00:28:12,061 and the government would be left with no option but to devalue the pound. 457 00:28:12,141 --> 00:28:14,181 Hm-hmm. And that's bad? 458 00:28:14,581 --> 00:28:15,581 Devaluation? 459 00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:17,541 It's worse than bad. 460 00:28:17,621 --> 00:28:20,861 It would relegate sterling to the second division of the world's currencies 461 00:28:20,941 --> 00:28:23,501 and Britain to the third division of the world's economies. 462 00:28:25,101 --> 00:28:29,381 It would mean international humiliation, political ignominy, and... 463 00:28:31,141 --> 00:28:32,381 financial ruin. 464 00:28:39,981 --> 00:28:41,101 Your Royal Highness. 465 00:28:42,181 --> 00:28:43,461 President Johnson. 466 00:28:47,221 --> 00:28:49,941 ["God Save the Queen" playing] 467 00:29:21,821 --> 00:29:23,941 -Good morning, Prime Minister. -Good morning. 468 00:29:25,581 --> 00:29:27,421 [Wilson] I've had an opportunity now 469 00:29:27,501 --> 00:29:32,621 to speak to our ambassador in Washington about the White House dinner last night. 470 00:29:32,821 --> 00:29:33,821 And? 471 00:29:34,661 --> 00:29:35,501 I... 472 00:29:36,581 --> 00:29:38,061 I don't know where to begin. 473 00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:43,701 It seemed the first course had barely been served 474 00:29:43,781 --> 00:29:47,581 before Princess Margaret made remarks about the late President Kennedy 475 00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:48,661 that were... 476 00:29:49,261 --> 00:29:50,621 less than discreet. 477 00:29:51,101 --> 00:29:53,301 I met him once. Kennedy. 478 00:29:54,741 --> 00:29:56,541 I was left distinctly... 479 00:29:57,221 --> 00:29:58,301 underwhelmed. 480 00:29:58,381 --> 00:29:59,461 [guests fall silent] 481 00:30:01,421 --> 00:30:02,501 Margaret. 482 00:30:02,981 --> 00:30:05,341 [Margaret] I'm sorry. Did I say something wrong? 483 00:30:05,421 --> 00:30:08,221 I do know these days one's not allowed 484 00:30:08,301 --> 00:30:13,221 to think anything other than what a great statesman Kennedy was. 485 00:30:13,541 --> 00:30:16,101 -Say nothing, Lyndon. -[Margaret] Of course he'll say nothing. 486 00:30:16,661 --> 00:30:18,461 He was his loyal deputy. 487 00:30:18,861 --> 00:30:21,621 Which I think I can understand better than most. 488 00:30:21,701 --> 00:30:25,421 The frustrations and resentments that can build up 489 00:30:26,021 --> 00:30:27,701 from a life as a number two. 490 00:30:28,741 --> 00:30:30,021 The support act. 491 00:30:31,261 --> 00:30:33,061 Even of someone you adore. 492 00:30:36,341 --> 00:30:39,461 You spent three years as Vice President. 493 00:30:39,981 --> 00:30:42,621 I've spent my whole life as Vice Queen. 494 00:30:43,861 --> 00:30:48,541 Except that came out wrong, I didn't mean I'm a... "vice queen." 495 00:30:48,621 --> 00:30:51,141 Is there a strategy in place to deal with the fallout? 496 00:30:51,581 --> 00:30:53,181 Oh, no. There's no fallout. 497 00:30:53,941 --> 00:30:54,861 What? 498 00:30:54,941 --> 00:30:58,061 President Johnson agreed. Thoroughly. Enthusiastically. 499 00:30:58,141 --> 00:30:59,501 Unreservedly. 500 00:30:59,981 --> 00:31:02,901 He said, um, if I remember rightly, 501 00:31:03,821 --> 00:31:05,101 "Jack Kennedy..." 502 00:31:05,181 --> 00:31:07,061 ...would've killed his own mother 503 00:31:07,141 --> 00:31:11,261 just to take the skin off her ass to make a drum to beat his own praises. 504 00:31:12,101 --> 00:31:13,781 [laughter] 505 00:31:19,181 --> 00:31:20,141 Right? 506 00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:21,461 I see. 507 00:31:23,981 --> 00:31:26,101 This then led to a drinking contest. 508 00:31:26,461 --> 00:31:28,221 -What? -[Margaret] Last man standing 509 00:31:28,301 --> 00:31:30,381 -is the winner. -Challenge accepted! 510 00:31:30,461 --> 00:31:32,661 [Wilson] Which, in turn, led to a limerick contest. 511 00:31:32,741 --> 00:31:34,221 -Limericks? -Yes, ma'am. 512 00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:38,581 Some of them, I'm afraid to say, a little off-color. 513 00:31:39,541 --> 00:31:40,381 Hmm. 514 00:31:40,701 --> 00:31:41,981 Well, go on then. 515 00:31:43,341 --> 00:31:45,541 Oh, right... Um... [clears throat] 516 00:31:46,381 --> 00:31:49,061 Well, the first one went a little... 517 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,821 "There was a young woman from Delaware..." 518 00:31:53,901 --> 00:31:57,141 Who liked to make love... 519 00:31:58,421 --> 00:31:59,581 liked to make love... 520 00:31:59,661 --> 00:32:01,861 -Delaware! Delaware! -...in her underwear. 521 00:32:02,461 --> 00:32:04,981 -[Margaret] A terrible prude... -[Wilson] "She would never go nude, 522 00:32:05,741 --> 00:32:08,621 And her bum, hips, and tits she would never bare." 523 00:32:08,701 --> 00:32:10,141 [raucous laughter] 524 00:32:13,461 --> 00:32:14,461 What else? 525 00:32:14,541 --> 00:32:16,661 The President countered with, 526 00:32:16,741 --> 00:32:18,741 "There was a young man from Wisconsin 527 00:32:18,821 --> 00:32:21,061 Who was blessed with an enormously large..." 528 00:32:21,141 --> 00:32:23,341 -...Johnson! -[raucous laughter] 529 00:32:25,541 --> 00:32:26,541 Where's the rest of it? 530 00:32:26,621 --> 00:32:30,861 I believe everyone thought that was long enough. As it were. 531 00:32:32,461 --> 00:32:33,461 Any more? 532 00:32:34,021 --> 00:32:36,621 Princess Margaret won the evening with this one... 533 00:32:37,421 --> 00:32:39,981 "There was a young lady from Dallas, 534 00:32:40,501 --> 00:32:43,101 Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus..." 535 00:32:44,501 --> 00:32:45,581 They found her... 536 00:32:48,581 --> 00:32:50,301 You've made it this far. 537 00:32:52,781 --> 00:32:55,061 "They found her vagina in North Carolina..." 538 00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:56,901 And her arsehole in Buckingham Palace. 539 00:32:56,981 --> 00:32:59,061 [raucous laughter] 540 00:33:01,741 --> 00:33:02,901 Bravo. 541 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:04,741 ["Coming Home Baby" playing] 542 00:33:09,341 --> 00:33:11,701 Then, apparently, there was dancing. 543 00:33:29,621 --> 00:33:31,101 Whoo! 544 00:33:34,741 --> 00:33:36,421 Followed by singing. 545 00:33:36,781 --> 00:33:39,861 ♪ Anything you can be, I can be greater ♪ 546 00:33:39,941 --> 00:33:42,901 ♪ Sooner or later, I'm greater than you ♪ 547 00:33:42,981 --> 00:33:44,541 -[Johnson] ♪ No, you're not ♪ -[Margaret] ♪ Yes, I am ♪ 548 00:33:44,621 --> 00:33:46,301 -♪ No, you're not ♪ -♪ Yes, I am ♪ 549 00:33:46,381 --> 00:33:49,581 -♪ No, you're not ♪ -♪ Yes, I am, yes, I am ♪ 550 00:33:49,661 --> 00:33:50,541 [cheering] 551 00:33:50,621 --> 00:33:52,901 [Elizabeth] She staggered home at four in the morning, 552 00:33:52,981 --> 00:33:56,941 newly Anglophile President Johnson having agreed to the bailout, 553 00:33:57,661 --> 00:34:00,581 the special relationship more special than ever. 554 00:34:00,941 --> 00:34:02,741 -♪ Without being caught? ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 555 00:34:02,821 --> 00:34:04,621 ♪ That's what I thought, you crook ♪ 556 00:34:04,701 --> 00:34:07,021 And all because Margaret was all the things 557 00:34:07,101 --> 00:34:09,221 I'd specifically begged her not to be. 558 00:34:09,301 --> 00:34:10,901 All the things I could never be. 559 00:34:12,061 --> 00:34:14,501 Instinctive, spontaneous, dazzling. 560 00:34:14,581 --> 00:34:16,381 [laughter] 561 00:34:16,461 --> 00:34:17,941 ♪ Yes, I can ♪ 562 00:34:19,021 --> 00:34:21,701 -You're all those things, too. -No, I'm not. 563 00:34:22,701 --> 00:34:25,461 I'm predictable, dependable, reliable. 564 00:34:26,581 --> 00:34:27,581 Well, of those two, 565 00:34:27,661 --> 00:34:30,621 I would pick dependability every day of the week. 566 00:34:31,341 --> 00:34:32,341 Thank you. 567 00:34:33,541 --> 00:34:36,181 But it would be nice to be dazzling on occasion, too. 568 00:34:37,221 --> 00:34:38,821 -You are dazzling. -Hmm. 569 00:34:39,901 --> 00:34:41,821 -You're a dazzling cabbage. -[chuckles] 570 00:34:41,901 --> 00:34:45,301 [Margaret] ♪ Anything you can say, I can say faster ♪ 571 00:34:45,381 --> 00:34:48,101 ♪ I can say anything faster than you ♪ 572 00:34:48,181 --> 00:34:49,541 -♪ No, you can't ♪ -♪ Yes, I can ♪ 573 00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:52,101 -♪ No, you can't ♪ -♪ Yes, I can ♪ 574 00:34:52,181 --> 00:34:53,621 -♪ No, you can't ♪ -♪ Yes, I can ♪ 575 00:34:53,701 --> 00:34:55,701 [guests cheer] 576 00:34:58,301 --> 00:34:59,981 [laughs] 577 00:35:03,981 --> 00:35:05,981 [crowd cheers] 578 00:35:15,821 --> 00:35:16,821 Prime Minister. 579 00:35:17,821 --> 00:35:19,781 Well played, Your Royal Highness. 580 00:35:20,661 --> 00:35:21,781 Very well played. 581 00:35:22,301 --> 00:35:23,301 Thank you, sir. 582 00:35:23,741 --> 00:35:24,741 Shall we? 583 00:35:49,341 --> 00:35:51,421 [clock chimes] 584 00:36:00,221 --> 00:36:01,261 [exhales] 585 00:36:04,661 --> 00:36:06,661 [footsteps approach] 586 00:36:11,981 --> 00:36:14,901 -[Elizabeth] Hail the conquering heroine! -Ah, yes. 587 00:36:15,541 --> 00:36:17,421 Let the abuse begin. 588 00:36:17,661 --> 00:36:19,101 [Elizabeth] Now, you must know by now 589 00:36:19,181 --> 00:36:21,461 any triumph from this family is met with a healthy dose of-- 590 00:36:21,541 --> 00:36:23,741 -Envy? Spite? -Good-natured teasing 591 00:36:23,821 --> 00:36:25,341 to keep one's feet on the ground. 592 00:36:25,661 --> 00:36:27,621 Everyone's very grateful. 593 00:36:27,701 --> 00:36:30,461 The Prime Minister said he was going to write to you personally. 594 00:36:30,541 --> 00:36:33,101 Better than that. He met me at the airport. 595 00:36:34,061 --> 00:36:34,901 Ah. 596 00:36:35,821 --> 00:36:37,261 And now we're all racking our brains 597 00:36:37,341 --> 00:36:39,221 as to what to give you to show our appreciation. 598 00:36:41,101 --> 00:36:43,261 How would you feel about the Order of Merit? 599 00:36:44,701 --> 00:36:46,061 Or the Victorian Chain? 600 00:36:47,381 --> 00:36:49,621 You can keep your gongs and your bongs 601 00:36:49,701 --> 00:36:51,341 for all the men to whom it matters so much. 602 00:36:52,661 --> 00:36:56,021 But I'd be lying if I didn't admit to having done a little thinking, 603 00:36:56,421 --> 00:36:58,381 in view of how well it all went... 604 00:36:59,501 --> 00:37:02,141 about us doing it more often. 605 00:37:03,901 --> 00:37:04,821 Doing what? 606 00:37:05,861 --> 00:37:07,301 Sharing duties. 607 00:37:08,581 --> 00:37:10,861 But we didn't share duties. You just went to a dinner party. 608 00:37:12,541 --> 00:37:13,821 In your place. 609 00:37:14,781 --> 00:37:17,341 And represented Crown and country 610 00:37:17,421 --> 00:37:21,461 with, I think we can agree, favorable results. 611 00:37:24,421 --> 00:37:27,901 Isn't it possible that we've stumbled upon something here? 612 00:37:28,621 --> 00:37:32,101 You have far too much to do, far too much pressure, 613 00:37:32,181 --> 00:37:33,621 far too much responsibility. 614 00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:36,261 And I, too little. 615 00:37:36,781 --> 00:37:40,661 Having no role, having nothing to do is... 616 00:37:41,861 --> 00:37:42,981 soul-destroying. 617 00:37:46,021 --> 00:37:49,821 All I am asking is if you were prepared to share a little more. 618 00:37:52,421 --> 00:37:53,661 For both our sakes. 619 00:38:03,261 --> 00:38:04,581 Let me think about it. 620 00:38:05,741 --> 00:38:06,941 I'll see what I can do. 621 00:38:07,581 --> 00:38:08,461 [chuckles] 622 00:38:12,141 --> 00:38:14,421 -[Philip] Don't tell me you softened? -I did. 623 00:38:15,021 --> 00:38:16,341 And with good reason. 624 00:38:16,981 --> 00:38:21,541 Margaret does suffer more than anyone else by not having a more meaningful role. 625 00:38:22,061 --> 00:38:24,181 Suffers in health and happiness. 626 00:38:24,541 --> 00:38:25,741 She's overlooked. 627 00:38:26,701 --> 00:38:29,301 And in terms of ability and character 628 00:38:29,381 --> 00:38:33,421 and intelligence and flair, she does not deserve to be overlooked. 629 00:38:33,821 --> 00:38:36,541 So, why shouldn't we consider expanding the role, 630 00:38:36,621 --> 00:38:37,981 sharing the job a bit more? 631 00:38:38,581 --> 00:38:40,981 [Philip] There are two answers to that question. 632 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:43,781 Neither makes for pretty listening. 633 00:38:46,341 --> 00:38:51,261 Yes, the system is unequal and unjust and cruel. 634 00:38:51,621 --> 00:38:54,861 Primogeniture divides and destroys families, 635 00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:56,941 the system stinks, but... 636 00:38:57,581 --> 00:39:00,101 in its cruelty and injustice, it reflects something else, 637 00:39:00,181 --> 00:39:02,981 which is harsh and brutal, 638 00:39:03,061 --> 00:39:05,741 which no one is suggesting we rearrange. 639 00:39:06,301 --> 00:39:07,301 Life. 640 00:39:09,621 --> 00:39:12,621 We all desire equality, but here's the thing. 641 00:39:14,381 --> 00:39:15,981 We were not born equal. 642 00:39:18,261 --> 00:39:20,181 -And what's the second? -[chuckles] 643 00:39:20,781 --> 00:39:22,061 Do you remember I told you once 644 00:39:22,141 --> 00:39:25,221 I got drunk with that god-awful monster Tommy Lascelles? 645 00:39:25,301 --> 00:39:26,181 Hmm. 646 00:39:26,941 --> 00:39:30,261 Well, that night he shared with me his theory 647 00:39:30,781 --> 00:39:32,381 about the House of Windsor. 648 00:39:32,461 --> 00:39:34,461 I've never repeated it to anyone since. 649 00:39:36,301 --> 00:39:37,341 Go on. 650 00:39:40,581 --> 00:39:43,381 He asked me to imagine a mythological creature. 651 00:39:44,661 --> 00:39:45,981 A Reichsadler. 652 00:39:47,221 --> 00:39:50,101 A polycephalus, a two-headed eagle. 653 00:39:50,901 --> 00:39:52,541 For the purposes of this conversation, 654 00:39:52,621 --> 00:39:54,941 I want you to think of it as representing us. 655 00:39:56,141 --> 00:39:57,301 This family. 656 00:39:58,381 --> 00:39:59,981 Your family. 657 00:40:01,181 --> 00:40:04,461 There have always been the dazzling Windsors and the dull ones. 658 00:40:05,181 --> 00:40:07,021 -Your father... -A saint. 659 00:40:07,541 --> 00:40:10,141 But dull. Sorry. 660 00:40:11,501 --> 00:40:13,141 Your grandfather, too. 661 00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:15,741 -George V? -Deadly dull. 662 00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:19,221 At the height of the Great War, when the... 663 00:40:19,701 --> 00:40:22,701 the Tsar and the Kaiser and the Emperor of Austria 664 00:40:22,781 --> 00:40:24,901 were dazzling the world, where was he? 665 00:40:25,501 --> 00:40:27,461 He was sticking stamps in his album. 666 00:40:27,821 --> 00:40:29,541 -His wife-- -Queen Mary, wonderful. 667 00:40:29,621 --> 00:40:30,861 Ditchwater. 668 00:40:31,301 --> 00:40:35,461 And so it goes, through George V to Queen Victoria and back. 669 00:40:35,541 --> 00:40:38,741 An uninterrupted line of stolid, 670 00:40:38,821 --> 00:40:39,981 turgid dreariness. 671 00:40:40,061 --> 00:40:41,181 Culminating in me? 672 00:40:41,261 --> 00:40:42,981 Well, yes, but... 673 00:40:44,501 --> 00:40:48,941 alongside that dull, dutiful, reliable, heroic strain 674 00:40:49,861 --> 00:40:50,941 runs another. 675 00:40:52,981 --> 00:40:55,941 The dazzling, the brilliant, the individualistic, 676 00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:58,621 and... the dangerous. 677 00:40:59,661 --> 00:41:04,061 And so, for every Victoria, you get an Edward VII. 678 00:41:04,461 --> 00:41:07,061 For every George V, you get a Prince Eddy. 679 00:41:07,141 --> 00:41:10,861 For every George VI, you get an Edward VIII. 680 00:41:12,821 --> 00:41:14,221 For every Lilibet... 681 00:41:15,541 --> 00:41:16,901 you get a Margaret. 682 00:41:18,261 --> 00:41:20,661 And she may have had a success in Washington, 683 00:41:20,741 --> 00:41:24,221 but let's not delude ourselves that serious diplomacy can be achieved 684 00:41:24,301 --> 00:41:25,701 through drinking and dancing. 685 00:41:26,101 --> 00:41:27,821 Let Margaret have the glory, 686 00:41:28,501 --> 00:41:31,901 but let's not rewrite the constitutional rulebook 687 00:41:32,261 --> 00:41:33,781 because she got lucky once. 688 00:41:33,861 --> 00:41:35,821 And where does that leave my relationship with her? 689 00:41:35,901 --> 00:41:36,981 Unchanged. 690 00:41:38,101 --> 00:41:39,341 You're the Queen. 691 00:41:40,141 --> 00:41:42,661 And she's your dangerous baby sister. 692 00:41:45,821 --> 00:41:48,261 She's outside. She knows we're talking about her. 693 00:41:48,341 --> 00:41:49,581 Then let's join her. 694 00:41:50,701 --> 00:41:53,781 That feverish mind of hers needs no encouragement. 695 00:42:33,221 --> 00:42:35,581 [Lascelles] What you are suggesting is unthinkable. 696 00:42:35,661 --> 00:42:38,221 The order of succession to the throne is determined 697 00:42:38,301 --> 00:42:40,581 by the Act of Settlement of 1701, 698 00:42:40,661 --> 00:42:43,141 not the wild and irresponsible whims 699 00:42:43,221 --> 00:42:44,621 of young princesses. 700 00:42:45,461 --> 00:42:49,621 The principle of undisturbed hereditary descent is a pillar 701 00:42:49,701 --> 00:42:52,421 of stability and perpetuity for the nation. 702 00:42:53,101 --> 00:42:55,941 Princess Elizabeth's destiny is to accede to the throne. 703 00:42:56,021 --> 00:42:58,221 Yours is to serve and support. 704 00:42:58,901 --> 00:43:02,181 I would urge you to accept your position in life... 705 00:43:03,221 --> 00:43:06,301 and to dismiss forthwith any childish notions 706 00:43:06,381 --> 00:43:10,061 about rewriting the rule books that it might better suit your character. 707 00:43:11,981 --> 00:43:14,181 We all have a role to play. 708 00:43:14,701 --> 00:43:16,661 Princess Elizabeth's will be center-stage, 709 00:43:16,741 --> 00:43:20,141 and yours, ma'am, will be from the wings. 710 00:43:27,341 --> 00:43:28,741 [door opens] 711 00:43:43,901 --> 00:43:44,901 Margaret! 712 00:43:53,021 --> 00:43:54,021 [door closes] 713 00:45:29,301 --> 00:45:32,061 ["When You're Smiling" playing] 714 00:46:03,981 --> 00:46:06,181 ♪ When you're smiling ♪ 715 00:46:06,261 --> 00:46:08,781 ♪ When you're smiling ♪ 716 00:46:09,261 --> 00:46:13,941 ♪ The whole world smiles with you ♪ 717 00:46:14,501 --> 00:46:16,621 ♪ When you're laughing ♪ 718 00:46:16,701 --> 00:46:19,261 ♪ When you're laughing ♪ 719 00:46:19,341 --> 00:46:23,941 ♪ The sun comes shining through ♪ 720 00:46:24,381 --> 00:46:26,421 ♪ But when you're crying ♪ 721 00:46:26,821 --> 00:46:29,341 ♪ You bring all the rain ♪ 722 00:46:29,421 --> 00:46:32,061 ♪ So, stop your sighing ♪ 723 00:46:32,421 --> 00:46:34,941 ♪ Be happy again ♪ 724 00:46:35,021 --> 00:46:36,941 ♪ Keep on smiling ♪ 725 00:46:37,021 --> 00:46:39,621 ♪ 'Cause when you're smiling ♪ 726 00:46:40,061 --> 00:46:44,541 ♪ The whole world smiles with you ♪ 54980

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