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I'll do it with you. 12 00:01:06,930 --> 00:01:08,454 Judy's been everywhere. 13 00:01:08,531 --> 00:01:11,898 She has this great leather jacket she got at a thrift shop in Paris. 14 00:01:11,968 --> 00:01:13,367 Oh, when she walked out of the store... 15 00:01:13,436 --> 00:01:14,903 a Doobie Brother followed her down the street... 16 00:01:14,971 --> 00:01:16,438 whatever that is. 17 00:01:16,506 --> 00:01:18,474 One for you, one for me. 18 00:01:18,541 --> 00:01:19,974 Ready? And--Oh! 19 00:01:20,043 --> 00:01:20,975 Eck! 20 00:01:21,044 --> 00:01:22,409 This isn't chewable? 21 00:01:22,479 --> 00:01:26,245 When I get my license, she's gonna teach me how to get out of tickets by crying. 22 00:01:26,316 --> 00:01:29,752 Zoe! You nut! You little nut, you! 23 00:01:29,819 --> 00:01:31,582 Zoe, I'm stealing your backpack. 24 00:01:31,655 --> 00:01:32,713 I hope you don't mind. 25 00:01:32,789 --> 00:01:34,416 Mom. 26 00:01:34,491 --> 00:01:35,856 Well, I couldn't find my little bag. 27 00:01:35,925 --> 00:01:38,450 Girls, come on, you've got two minutes. Hurry up. 28 00:01:38,528 --> 00:01:39,688 Okay, look. 29 00:01:39,763 --> 00:01:42,527 Hotel, doctor, hotline, money for pizza delivery. 30 00:01:42,599 --> 00:01:43,691 I only like one kind. 31 00:01:43,767 --> 00:01:45,496 - I know, plain cheese and green pepper, right? - Yep. 32 00:01:45,568 --> 00:01:47,433 Okay, lunches are done, pick this one up at 3:00... 33 00:01:47,504 --> 00:01:49,062 and they both know how to reach me during the day. 34 00:01:49,139 --> 00:01:51,004 - Call you at the bookstore. - At the bookstore. 35 00:01:51,074 --> 00:01:52,564 You see? Everything's fine. 36 00:01:52,642 --> 00:01:55,076 You'll go, see what Oprah wants us to read... 37 00:01:55,145 --> 00:01:57,010 and maybe have yourself a little fun. 38 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:58,945 At the regional meeting of American booksellers? 39 00:01:59,015 --> 00:02:01,245 Judy was born when I was 6... 40 00:02:01,317 --> 00:02:04,912 so my folks expected me to have a hard time with it... 41 00:02:04,988 --> 00:02:07,923 but to their amazement, I was just happy to play with her. 42 00:02:07,991 --> 00:02:09,288 Okay, all right. 43 00:02:09,359 --> 00:02:10,348 Oh, Zoe... 44 00:02:10,427 --> 00:02:12,520 where's that field-trip slip I'm supposed to sign? 45 00:02:12,595 --> 00:02:14,187 All forged and ready to go. 46 00:02:14,264 --> 00:02:16,858 You still do that little yin-yang thing over the "I", right? 47 00:02:16,933 --> 00:02:20,369 Until the nurse that was helping my mother left for the day, and I ran after her... 48 00:02:20,437 --> 00:02:22,632 yelling, "Wait, you forgot to take your baby!" 49 00:02:22,706 --> 00:02:24,936 Grace, I got you some videos. 50 00:02:25,008 --> 00:02:26,635 Did you see the videos? 51 00:02:26,710 --> 00:02:29,372 Yeah. Thanks. 52 00:02:29,446 --> 00:02:30,743 She doesn't like the videos? 53 00:02:30,814 --> 00:02:32,441 I don't care what Grace said. 54 00:02:32,515 --> 00:02:33,607 I like "Little Women". 55 00:02:33,683 --> 00:02:35,241 Oh, my God! She's pathological. 56 00:02:35,318 --> 00:02:36,410 Mom, I like the videos. 57 00:02:36,486 --> 00:02:37,350 I love the videos. 58 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:38,648 As soon as you leave... 59 00:02:38,722 --> 00:02:40,383 I'm watching the videos... that I love. 60 00:02:41,858 --> 00:02:44,224 Okay, guys, that's your dad. Mush, mush. 61 00:02:44,294 --> 00:02:46,819 There you go-- lunches, lunches. 62 00:02:46,896 --> 00:02:48,625 You got everything? 63 00:02:48,698 --> 00:02:50,165 - Bye, Grace. - Bye. 64 00:02:50,233 --> 00:02:51,495 Mommy. 65 00:02:51,568 --> 00:02:53,297 You got everything? 66 00:02:53,369 --> 00:02:56,167 - Okay. Oh! I'm gonna miss you. - I'm gonna miss you. 67 00:02:56,239 --> 00:02:57,900 - I love you. - I love you, too. 68 00:02:57,974 --> 00:02:59,635 Okay, out of here. Grace! 69 00:02:59,709 --> 00:03:01,142 - What? - Hello! 70 00:03:01,211 --> 00:03:03,645 Oh, sorry. 71 00:03:03,713 --> 00:03:04,975 Love you. 72 00:03:05,048 --> 00:03:06,106 Bye. 73 00:03:06,182 --> 00:03:08,047 Okay, I'll call you tonight. 74 00:03:08,118 --> 00:03:09,050 Okay. 75 00:03:09,119 --> 00:03:11,917 Have a great day. 76 00:03:13,990 --> 00:03:16,322 I think you're holding up very well. 77 00:03:16,392 --> 00:03:18,758 I haven't left yet. 78 00:03:23,099 --> 00:03:24,930 Hey, black with one sugar. 79 00:03:25,001 --> 00:03:26,798 Hey, splash of 2%, one Equal. 80 00:03:26,870 --> 00:03:27,928 Thank you. 81 00:03:29,139 --> 00:03:31,004 You have a dog puppet on your back. 82 00:03:31,074 --> 00:03:32,336 It's not a puppet. 83 00:03:32,408 --> 00:03:34,205 Whatever it is, I can't kiss you... 84 00:03:34,277 --> 00:03:36,074 with it staring at me like that. 85 00:03:36,146 --> 00:03:37,408 Well. 86 00:03:43,586 --> 00:03:46,180 I can't do this. 46 hours is too long. 87 00:03:46,256 --> 00:03:48,417 Can I borrow your-- your shirt... 88 00:03:48,491 --> 00:03:50,516 and take your smell with me? 89 00:03:50,593 --> 00:03:53,061 Take all of me. 90 00:03:53,129 --> 00:03:54,061 I wish. 91 00:03:55,799 --> 00:03:57,494 On Saturday, I have the kids... 92 00:03:57,567 --> 00:04:00,229 but tomorrow night I could drive up and visit you... 93 00:04:00,303 --> 00:04:03,795 me and my smell... and the rest of me. 94 00:04:03,873 --> 00:04:06,740 You would drive 2 1/2 hours in Friday-night traffic? 95 00:04:06,810 --> 00:04:09,404 You'd have to be back on the road before dawn. 96 00:04:09,479 --> 00:04:11,242 You have a problem with that? 97 00:04:11,314 --> 00:04:13,839 Where did you come from? 98 00:04:13,917 --> 00:04:15,942 You sure you don't want me... 99 00:04:16,019 --> 00:04:18,715 to come up there and fix your heater? 100 00:04:18,788 --> 00:04:20,813 You know, the heaters in those hotel rooms hardly ever work. 101 00:04:20,890 --> 00:04:22,585 Stop. I can't. It's a work trip. 102 00:04:22,659 --> 00:04:24,820 Judy's not with me, so I have to meet... 103 00:04:24,894 --> 00:04:26,691 with twice as many publishers... 104 00:04:26,763 --> 00:04:28,697 and when I'm away from the kids... 105 00:04:28,765 --> 00:04:31,427 I'm always thinking the house is gonna blow up... 106 00:04:31,501 --> 00:04:33,469 especially when Judy's with them. 107 00:04:33,536 --> 00:04:35,595 I don't think I'd be very much fun. 108 00:04:35,672 --> 00:04:36,934 Okay, all right. 109 00:04:37,006 --> 00:04:39,736 Just worried about you freezing in that hotel room. 110 00:04:39,809 --> 00:04:41,106 Thank you. 111 00:04:41,177 --> 00:04:42,838 - Whose party? - Evan Fisher's birthday. 112 00:04:42,912 --> 00:04:45,472 My sister said I could go with her. It's supposed to go all night. 113 00:04:45,548 --> 00:04:47,607 Who even is Evan Fisher, anyway? 114 00:04:47,684 --> 00:04:49,618 Apparently, at his last party... 115 00:04:49,686 --> 00:04:52,086 Lisa Arthur gave his brother oral sex on the purse pile. 116 00:04:52,155 --> 00:04:53,417 Hey, Grace, what's up? 117 00:04:53,489 --> 00:04:55,218 You guys going to Evan Fisher's party? 118 00:04:55,291 --> 00:04:56,349 I am, with my sister. 119 00:04:56,426 --> 00:04:57,586 You should go, Grace. 120 00:04:57,660 --> 00:04:59,719 Yeah, at least the music won't suck. 121 00:04:59,796 --> 00:05:01,229 Do you have Smashbox? 122 00:05:01,297 --> 00:05:02,559 - Mouth. - What? 123 00:05:02,632 --> 00:05:04,793 What other stuff do you have? 124 00:05:04,868 --> 00:05:08,395 Oh, I got Limp Bizkit from the Family Values tour. 125 00:05:08,471 --> 00:05:09,802 Excuse me. Custom pressed. 126 00:05:09,873 --> 00:05:11,101 You're a bootlegger? 127 00:05:12,108 --> 00:05:13,541 Yeah, but I don't-- 128 00:05:13,610 --> 00:05:16,477 I mean, I never sell stuff or anything. 129 00:05:16,546 --> 00:05:20,949 I think he's quiet because he's watching. 130 00:05:21,017 --> 00:05:22,951 I feel like I know him... 131 00:05:23,019 --> 00:05:25,988 like I can see inside him or something. 132 00:05:26,055 --> 00:05:29,923 So I guess we'll see you there then. 133 00:05:30,660 --> 00:05:32,059 Bye. 134 00:05:35,832 --> 00:05:38,995 How can people with such good bodies be so nice? 135 00:05:39,068 --> 00:05:40,831 They don't even want us there. 136 00:05:40,904 --> 00:05:43,600 They're just being nice because his dad's doing it with my mom. 137 00:05:43,673 --> 00:05:44,935 It's like a mercy invite. 138 00:05:45,008 --> 00:05:46,999 So, I guess it's some big event or something. 139 00:05:47,076 --> 00:05:49,010 At first, I thought it was for older kids... 140 00:05:49,078 --> 00:05:51,808 but Julie's going with her sister, and Eli said I should go. 141 00:05:51,881 --> 00:05:52,973 Eli said? 142 00:05:53,049 --> 00:05:54,778 Judy, I don't like him, okay? 143 00:05:54,851 --> 00:05:57,115 Okay, it's all good. Someone else, maybe? 144 00:05:57,186 --> 00:05:59,313 Someone else who might be at this party? 145 00:05:59,389 --> 00:06:01,823 Oh, my God, I'm Aunt Lenore. 146 00:06:01,891 --> 00:06:03,825 So, Judy... 147 00:06:03,893 --> 00:06:06,760 who's this special person in your life? 148 00:06:06,829 --> 00:06:08,626 Oh, I'm so sorry. 149 00:06:08,698 --> 00:06:10,791 Hey, Zoe, you want some popcorn? 150 00:06:10,867 --> 00:06:12,926 Not if there's soy sauce. 151 00:06:13,002 --> 00:06:14,993 Actually, um... 152 00:06:15,071 --> 00:06:17,266 there might be somebody. 153 00:06:17,340 --> 00:06:19,365 There might be somebody? 154 00:06:19,442 --> 00:06:20,704 Well, I'm not sure. 155 00:06:20,777 --> 00:06:22,802 I mean, I don't even know him. 156 00:06:22,879 --> 00:06:24,346 Well, you must know something... 157 00:06:24,414 --> 00:06:26,609 if you think he's even the tiniest bit worthy. 158 00:06:28,685 --> 00:06:29,982 Well, his name's Daniel. 159 00:06:30,053 --> 00:06:32,317 He deejays at the school radio station... 160 00:06:32,388 --> 00:06:35,653 and some people think he's a loner, but I think he's doing his own thing. 161 00:06:35,725 --> 00:06:37,784 Impervious to high-school pack mentality-- 162 00:06:37,860 --> 00:06:39,589 that's unprecedented. 163 00:06:41,464 --> 00:06:43,955 And he has really long eyelashes. 164 00:06:44,033 --> 00:06:46,194 - But you don't know him. - I hate you. 165 00:06:46,269 --> 00:06:47,861 You can't hate me. I'm not your mother. 166 00:06:49,872 --> 00:06:52,306 Aunt Judy! 167 00:06:52,375 --> 00:06:53,103 Shh! 168 00:06:54,978 --> 00:06:57,310 You can't prove how fast soda eats through stomach lining... 169 00:06:57,380 --> 00:06:59,177 when the stomach lining comes from a cow. 170 00:06:59,248 --> 00:07:01,307 How am I supposed to get human stomach lining? 171 00:07:01,384 --> 00:07:02,976 Do you want to donate yours? 172 00:07:03,052 --> 00:07:04,883 What is up with you guys? 173 00:07:04,954 --> 00:07:06,353 Well, Eli is mad at mom... 174 00:07:06,422 --> 00:07:08,253 and he's belittling my science project. 175 00:07:08,324 --> 00:07:09,689 Hey, it's a propaganda project. 176 00:07:09,759 --> 00:07:11,351 Shut up. 177 00:07:11,427 --> 00:07:13,122 Look, dad, I told Jennifer and Roger... 178 00:07:13,196 --> 00:07:15,061 that I'd give them a ride to this party... 179 00:07:15,131 --> 00:07:16,496 and mom says I can't drive... 180 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:19,000 so can you, like, talk to her or something? 181 00:07:19,068 --> 00:07:22,196 Why do I feel sometimes that I'm--I'm just pretending... 182 00:07:22,271 --> 00:07:23,738 to be his father? 183 00:07:23,806 --> 00:07:26,866 My father generally... 184 00:07:26,943 --> 00:07:29,673 terrified us all the time. 185 00:07:29,746 --> 00:07:32,010 Well, do you think she's-- she's worried... 186 00:07:32,081 --> 00:07:33,514 that there will be-- 187 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:36,017 I mean, do you think kids are gonna-- 188 00:07:36,085 --> 00:07:38,519 Dad, do you know how many movies and filmstrips... 189 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:41,250 about pot and drunk driving I've had to sit through? 190 00:07:41,324 --> 00:07:43,485 He'd sit there with his scotch... 191 00:07:43,559 --> 00:07:46,528 and very quietly, lay down the law... 192 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:50,692 totally upfront about the fact that he didn't trust us... 193 00:07:50,767 --> 00:07:54,567 and so we--we stopped talking to him... 194 00:07:54,637 --> 00:07:57,071 and proved him right. 195 00:07:57,140 --> 00:07:59,472 I can't believe they even show those things anymore. 196 00:07:59,542 --> 00:08:01,032 There was something always-- 197 00:08:01,110 --> 00:08:03,010 I don't know-- vaguely insulting... 198 00:08:03,079 --> 00:08:05,411 about that dinging noise between scenes. 199 00:08:05,481 --> 00:08:06,743 Totally. 200 00:08:06,816 --> 00:08:09,478 Like, ding, "Here's Joe getting hammered"... 201 00:08:09,552 --> 00:08:12,885 and, ding, "Here's Joe's buddy trying to get his keys." 202 00:08:12,955 --> 00:08:16,482 Ding, "Here's Joe's car wrapped around a tree." 203 00:08:16,559 --> 00:08:18,584 So he didn't have a clue... 204 00:08:18,661 --> 00:08:21,789 what our lives were-- were like... 205 00:08:21,864 --> 00:08:25,163 And then he was-- he was dead. 206 00:08:25,234 --> 00:08:26,394 Come on, you guys. 207 00:08:26,469 --> 00:08:27,993 I'll talk to your mom. 208 00:08:28,071 --> 00:08:30,005 All right. Thank you. 209 00:08:33,376 --> 00:08:34,775 Hello? 210 00:08:34,844 --> 00:08:37,938 Is this the Sammler heating and air-conditioning company? 211 00:08:38,014 --> 00:08:39,606 You're kidding. Is it actually broken? 212 00:08:39,682 --> 00:08:40,910 No, it's perfectly fine... 213 00:08:40,983 --> 00:08:43,110 but I think I need you to fix it anyway. 214 00:08:43,186 --> 00:08:45,916 Do you make service calls out of state? 215 00:08:45,988 --> 00:08:47,319 I get paid by the mile. 216 00:08:52,061 --> 00:08:53,961 I said I want to go to the party... 217 00:08:54,030 --> 00:08:55,520 but not, like, in costume. 218 00:08:55,598 --> 00:08:57,691 Okay, we have gone a bit over the edge... 219 00:08:57,767 --> 00:08:59,667 but I would not discount this look. 220 00:08:59,735 --> 00:09:01,600 Okay. 221 00:09:03,973 --> 00:09:06,373 If my mommy died, would you get us? 222 00:09:06,442 --> 00:09:09,639 Well, sweetie, I think if something happened to your mommy... 223 00:09:09,712 --> 00:09:11,942 your daddy would take care of you. 224 00:09:12,014 --> 00:09:15,381 Oh, no, not the khaki one. It's so... Kennebunkport. 225 00:09:17,353 --> 00:09:18,479 Hello? 226 00:09:18,554 --> 00:09:19,953 Hey, honey, it's mommy. 227 00:09:20,022 --> 00:09:23,651 Hi. If you and daddy died, would Judy get us? 228 00:09:23,726 --> 00:09:25,694 Well, hello to you, too, you little noodle. 229 00:09:25,761 --> 00:09:26,853 What are you doing? 230 00:09:26,929 --> 00:09:28,658 Jumping. Want to talk to Judy? 231 00:09:28,731 --> 00:09:30,392 - Sounds like I better. - Okay. 232 00:09:30,466 --> 00:09:32,127 Hi. I'm glad you're not dead. 233 00:09:32,201 --> 00:09:33,896 I mean it. This job is tiring. 234 00:09:33,970 --> 00:09:36,803 What are you guys up to? 235 00:09:36,873 --> 00:09:40,172 Well, we're trying to decide what Gracie should wear to this party tomorrow... 236 00:09:40,243 --> 00:09:42,234 but your closet is making me sad. 237 00:09:42,311 --> 00:09:44,905 - Do I have to do another catalog intervention? - What party? 238 00:09:44,981 --> 00:09:47,575 I'm actually about to find out. 239 00:09:47,650 --> 00:09:49,584 Hold on one second. What party? 240 00:09:49,652 --> 00:09:51,950 - Evan Fisher's birthday. - You don't know whose party it is? 241 00:09:52,021 --> 00:09:55,047 Yes, I do know. It's Evan Fisher's birthday party. 242 00:09:55,124 --> 00:09:56,648 Here, talk to your daughter. 243 00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:58,318 If it's unsupervised, she can't go... 244 00:09:58,394 --> 00:10:00,259 and older brother and sisters don't count. 245 00:10:00,329 --> 00:10:01,523 Of course. 246 00:10:01,597 --> 00:10:02,723 Hi. 247 00:10:02,798 --> 00:10:04,823 I would have told you about the party... 248 00:10:04,901 --> 00:10:07,369 but I didn't know about it until after you left. 249 00:10:07,436 --> 00:10:10,030 That's okay. Does it sound like something you want to do? 250 00:10:10,106 --> 00:10:12,734 Yeah, and since I kind of want to go, and I never want to go... 251 00:10:12,808 --> 00:10:14,901 it seems like you should let me go. 252 00:10:14,977 --> 00:10:18,504 Well, okay. Do you want to wear that white sweater of mine you like? 253 00:10:18,581 --> 00:10:20,572 Yeah, thanks! 254 00:10:21,317 --> 00:10:22,716 Okay, so, here's Judy. 255 00:10:26,789 --> 00:10:28,381 So, how's the conference, Lilabet? 256 00:10:28,457 --> 00:10:29,583 You having any fun? 257 00:10:29,659 --> 00:10:31,957 Yeah, I'm having a really good time. 258 00:10:32,028 --> 00:10:36,522 So, you call me, and I'll call you... 259 00:10:36,599 --> 00:10:37,930 if we need each other. 260 00:10:39,202 --> 00:10:40,965 Judy, call the parents. 261 00:10:41,037 --> 00:10:44,234 Uh, sure, okay. Bye. 262 00:10:45,841 --> 00:10:47,536 Okay. 263 00:10:47,610 --> 00:10:50,044 I can't believe I just left my kids with someone... 264 00:10:50,112 --> 00:10:53,775 who used to claim 13 dependents on her taxes... 265 00:10:53,849 --> 00:10:56,113 and I also can't believe that you drove... 266 00:10:56,185 --> 00:10:57,982 all this way just to see me. 267 00:10:59,989 --> 00:11:02,890 I mean, she was gonna let Grace go to this party. 268 00:11:02,959 --> 00:11:05,393 She doesn't know who it's for, where it is... 269 00:11:05,461 --> 00:11:07,554 or if there are gonna be any parents. 270 00:11:07,630 --> 00:11:09,222 Whose-- Whose party is it? 271 00:11:09,298 --> 00:11:11,232 Evan Fisher. 272 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:13,495 Evan--Evan Fisher's birthday party? 273 00:11:13,569 --> 00:11:15,332 The party at the Fishers'? 274 00:11:15,404 --> 00:11:17,304 Do you know them? 275 00:11:17,373 --> 00:11:20,240 I'm pretty sure the charges were dropped. 276 00:11:20,309 --> 00:11:22,300 That is so not funny. 277 00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:31,318 You think I worry too much, don't you? 278 00:11:32,888 --> 00:11:36,221 Actually, I think you love your children a lot. 279 00:11:36,292 --> 00:11:39,284 Seriously. Did you go to parties when you were their age? 280 00:11:39,362 --> 00:11:40,351 Oh, yeah. 281 00:11:40,429 --> 00:11:42,454 Were you bad? I bet you were bad. 282 00:11:42,531 --> 00:11:43,896 Let's put it this way-- 283 00:11:43,966 --> 00:11:46,526 I'd have trouble if I ran for public office. 284 00:11:46,602 --> 00:11:47,967 I used to tell my mother... 285 00:11:48,037 --> 00:11:50,005 that I was sleeping at Sharon's... 286 00:11:50,072 --> 00:11:52,404 and we would hitchhike to Highland Park... 287 00:11:52,475 --> 00:11:54,841 and smoke cigarettes and go to this bar. 288 00:11:54,910 --> 00:11:57,538 I can't believe we didn't get raped or killed. 289 00:11:57,613 --> 00:11:59,638 The world was a nicer place then. 290 00:12:01,050 --> 00:12:04,747 Oh, I'm locking up my children. 291 00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:08,312 Eli is gonna be at the party... 292 00:12:10,326 --> 00:12:13,124 and I'm sure that Karen... 293 00:12:13,195 --> 00:12:16,790 has a full credit report on the Fishers... 294 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,800 and if you want... 295 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:22,099 I can kind of rent a helicopter... 296 00:12:22,171 --> 00:12:24,469 and just hover overhead. 297 00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:25,802 Rick? 298 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,137 Lily. 299 00:12:27,209 --> 00:12:29,109 Can we make a rule in bed... 300 00:12:29,178 --> 00:12:32,443 not to mention the names of our children or exes? 301 00:12:42,066 --> 00:12:44,193 They'll have their own car. 302 00:12:44,269 --> 00:12:46,737 He can drop Jennifer off. It'll be fine. 303 00:12:46,804 --> 00:12:48,863 I don't understand why this doesn't concern you. 304 00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:51,738 Well, you must have called the parents, right? 305 00:12:51,809 --> 00:12:53,333 Excuse me, but I couldn't reach them. 306 00:12:53,411 --> 00:12:56,539 Look, there is nothing wrong with calling parents when there's gonna be a party... 307 00:12:56,614 --> 00:12:58,343 and I'm sorry if it embarrasses you. 308 00:12:58,416 --> 00:13:01,783 Karen, half the time, he's at parties we don't know about anyway. 309 00:13:01,853 --> 00:13:04,378 But we know about this one... 310 00:13:04,455 --> 00:13:06,286 and apparently, it's a big one. 311 00:13:06,357 --> 00:13:09,155 You know there's gonna be booze there... 312 00:13:09,227 --> 00:13:11,718 and pot... and God knows what else. 313 00:13:11,796 --> 00:13:13,263 Well, he says he won't drink. 314 00:13:13,331 --> 00:13:14,730 Why can't we just trust him? 315 00:13:14,799 --> 00:13:16,061 I do trust him. 316 00:13:16,134 --> 00:13:18,466 I just--I worry about him, that's all. 317 00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:21,061 How do you moderate yourself when you're 16? 318 00:13:21,139 --> 00:13:22,401 It's impossible. 319 00:13:22,473 --> 00:13:23,633 So you don't trust him. 320 00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:25,835 Rick, look, you and I have talked about this. 321 00:13:25,910 --> 00:13:28,140 I just want us to be clear with him, that's all... 322 00:13:28,212 --> 00:13:30,476 and I--I don't think that you are. 323 00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:33,915 If you're not comfortable with this, he doesn't have to go. 324 00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:37,720 Karen used to keep this running list... 325 00:13:37,789 --> 00:13:41,316 of all the things a toddler could fit into an electrical outlet. 326 00:13:41,392 --> 00:13:43,223 What was it? 327 00:13:43,294 --> 00:13:45,319 Um, a comb handle... 328 00:13:45,396 --> 00:13:48,456 A nail file, screwdriver, tweezers, pen cap, fork handle. 329 00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:51,991 As if knowing all the possibilities meant that she could never be surprised... 330 00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:54,129 by something she didn't know could fit in there. 331 00:13:56,174 --> 00:13:58,938 Yeah? 332 00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:00,739 Yeah? 333 00:14:00,812 --> 00:14:03,372 Your mom and I have some concerns... 334 00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:05,973 about you driving to this party. 335 00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:07,915 I'm not gonna drink, mom. 336 00:14:07,985 --> 00:14:09,316 Eli, I-- 337 00:14:09,387 --> 00:14:14,188 Drinks won't be in me because I'm not gonna be drinking, okay? 338 00:14:14,258 --> 00:14:16,488 All right. 339 00:14:18,930 --> 00:14:21,831 Fork handle, safety pin, nickel... 340 00:14:21,899 --> 00:14:23,799 toothpick, tongue. 341 00:14:23,868 --> 00:14:26,962 When the kids are with me, I feel like they should have a break from it. 342 00:14:27,038 --> 00:14:31,372 It's not as if a list, uh, keeps you safe. 343 00:14:31,442 --> 00:14:34,536 We never did have a problem with electrical outlets. 344 00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,136 Jessie went right out... 345 00:14:36,214 --> 00:14:38,944 and swallowed a Barbie shoe instead. 346 00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:40,381 Hi, Mr. And Mrs. Fisher. 347 00:14:40,451 --> 00:14:42,544 This is Judy Brooks, Grace Manning's aunt... 348 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:43,882 Lily Manning's sister. 349 00:14:43,955 --> 00:14:45,217 Well, actually, you might not know any of us... 350 00:14:45,289 --> 00:14:46,950 but I was wondering if you could give us a call... 351 00:14:47,024 --> 00:14:49,891 at 555-0157 about your party. 352 00:14:49,961 --> 00:14:51,019 Thanks. 353 00:14:51,095 --> 00:14:52,562 That was stupid. 354 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,621 Ready, baby? 355 00:14:57,535 --> 00:15:00,197 Uh... not ready. 356 00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:06,737 No one's even gonna notice if I go. 357 00:15:06,811 --> 00:15:11,373 It's not like Evan Fisher's gonna have less fun at his birthday. 358 00:15:11,449 --> 00:15:13,007 He doesn't even know who I am. 359 00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:14,346 Well, that's true... 360 00:15:14,419 --> 00:15:16,819 but I thought you were going for you. 361 00:15:16,888 --> 00:15:19,721 Well, I was kind of going to talk to that guy. 362 00:15:19,791 --> 00:15:21,656 He won't care, either. 363 00:15:21,726 --> 00:15:25,218 I'm just gonna stand there in some skirt I put on to hide my big butt... 364 00:15:25,296 --> 00:15:27,560 and I tried on mom's sweater, and I look like a marshmallow. 365 00:15:27,632 --> 00:15:29,497 - Gracie. - I like marshmallows. 366 00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:33,263 Can I just stay home with you and Zoe? 367 00:15:33,337 --> 00:15:35,134 Yeah, of course you can... 368 00:15:37,141 --> 00:15:40,201 but, you know, you do have the power. 369 00:15:40,278 --> 00:15:42,075 - What? - Yeah, even if you don't believe it. 370 00:15:42,146 --> 00:15:44,341 Sometimes you have to put yourself... 371 00:15:44,415 --> 00:15:45,746 in a situation, right... 372 00:15:45,817 --> 00:15:48,047 and then let your insides catch up. 373 00:15:48,119 --> 00:15:50,451 You want to find out if Daniel's interested? 374 00:15:50,521 --> 00:15:52,921 You walk up to him and you say, "I'm Grace Manning. 375 00:15:52,990 --> 00:15:54,719 Now, what are you gonna do about it?" 376 00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:57,192 That's not a snap. 377 00:15:57,261 --> 00:15:59,525 I can't actually snap, but here's the thing-- 378 00:15:59,597 --> 00:16:01,656 you already know what life's gonna be like... 379 00:16:01,732 --> 00:16:03,131 if you stay home with us... 380 00:16:03,201 --> 00:16:06,261 but... 381 00:16:06,337 --> 00:16:07,668 if you go to the party... 382 00:16:07,738 --> 00:16:10,798 I want to go to the party. 383 00:16:15,646 --> 00:16:17,978 Looks like this is the place to be. 384 00:16:18,049 --> 00:16:20,415 You're coming in? 385 00:16:20,485 --> 00:16:24,353 Yeah, I didn't hear back, so I thought I'd check out the Fisher parents in person. 386 00:16:24,422 --> 00:16:26,856 Uh-oh, maybe a little embarrassing? 387 00:16:26,924 --> 00:16:28,016 A little. 388 00:16:28,092 --> 00:16:29,354 Yeah. 389 00:16:29,427 --> 00:16:32,487 Zoe! Will you get in the car? 390 00:16:32,563 --> 00:16:34,292 All right. 391 00:16:34,365 --> 00:16:35,730 Okay, I want you to go inside... 392 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,324 and check out the parental scene. 393 00:16:37,401 --> 00:16:39,835 If everything seems okay, you can give me a wave. 394 00:16:39,904 --> 00:16:42,372 Otherwise, I want you to come get me, all right? 395 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,634 Thanks. 396 00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:44,936 Okay. 397 00:16:45,009 --> 00:16:46,601 Wait a second. 398 00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:51,175 Thanks. 399 00:16:51,249 --> 00:16:54,275 I'll be back at 11:00. 400 00:16:54,352 --> 00:16:55,944 - 12:00. - 11:30. 401 00:16:56,020 --> 00:16:57,920 - 11:40. - She's good. 402 00:17:12,069 --> 00:17:13,502 Go, Grace! 403 00:17:13,571 --> 00:17:15,505 Are there parents here? 404 00:17:15,573 --> 00:17:17,234 I think in the den. 405 00:17:17,308 --> 00:17:20,641 Great. Come on, we gotta go tell Judy. 406 00:17:25,516 --> 00:17:27,381 It's all good. 407 00:17:27,451 --> 00:17:29,942 Okay. Bye-bye. 408 00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:40,192 Hey, get away! 409 00:17:40,264 --> 00:17:42,425 That's for Evan Fisher! 410 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:45,060 Where is Evan Fisher, anyway? 411 00:17:45,136 --> 00:17:46,194 Who is Evan Fisher? 412 00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:47,601 If I had a birthday party... 413 00:17:47,672 --> 00:17:49,902 I wouldn't want people I don't know at it. 414 00:17:49,974 --> 00:17:51,271 It's not his birthday. 415 00:17:51,342 --> 00:17:53,833 Evan's folks go away every year, so he has a party... 416 00:17:53,911 --> 00:17:55,811 only he says it's a birthday party... 417 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,246 so people's parents will think there's, like... 418 00:17:58,316 --> 00:18:02,082 Pin the Tail on the Donkey and stuff. 419 00:18:17,702 --> 00:18:19,636 Have a brewski. 420 00:18:27,311 --> 00:18:29,905 Cheers. 421 00:18:29,981 --> 00:18:31,915 Anybody there? Hello? 422 00:18:31,983 --> 00:18:35,714 If you can hear me over the TV, pick up. 423 00:18:35,786 --> 00:18:38,050 Hello, hello. 424 00:18:38,122 --> 00:18:39,646 Okay. 425 00:18:39,724 --> 00:18:43,125 Well, I guess you must all be out clubbing. 426 00:18:43,194 --> 00:18:45,059 Call me when you get in. 427 00:18:45,129 --> 00:18:47,120 I'm lonely and I miss you. 428 00:18:47,198 --> 00:18:48,893 Bye. 429 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:32,035 I'm Grace Manning. 430 00:20:32,103 --> 00:20:33,570 What? 431 00:20:35,406 --> 00:20:37,203 I'm Grace Manning. 432 00:20:37,274 --> 00:20:38,832 I know. 433 00:20:38,909 --> 00:20:41,503 I said I'm Grace Manning! 434 00:21:14,111 --> 00:21:15,578 Grace! 435 00:21:15,646 --> 00:21:17,705 Look, I know Roger's my friend... 436 00:21:17,782 --> 00:21:19,215 but he's a total moron. 437 00:21:19,283 --> 00:21:20,716 I don't care about him. 438 00:21:20,785 --> 00:21:23,549 Eli, it's Roger! You have to come right now! 439 00:21:23,621 --> 00:21:25,816 Right now! Come on! 440 00:21:29,994 --> 00:21:31,586 What the hell happened? 441 00:21:31,662 --> 00:21:33,721 I don't know. He was tweaking out, and he went down hard. 442 00:21:33,798 --> 00:21:36,562 If he chokes on his tongue, I am out of here. 443 00:21:36,634 --> 00:21:39,603 Maybe we should call 911. 444 00:21:40,337 --> 00:21:43,101 Be cool. He's just a glutton for attention. 445 00:21:43,174 --> 00:21:45,267 Somebody help him. Please! Please! 446 00:21:45,342 --> 00:21:46,866 That's it, I'm calling 911! 447 00:21:59,857 --> 00:22:02,690 Yeah, hi, I'm at this party, and this kid passed out. 448 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,022 Yeah, he's breathing... 449 00:22:04,094 --> 00:22:06,153 but we can't seem to wake him up. 450 00:22:06,230 --> 00:22:08,994 Eli Sammler. 451 00:22:12,882 --> 00:22:15,248 - Out of the way, please. - Excuse me. 452 00:22:15,318 --> 00:22:17,115 Be cool, Rog. 453 00:22:17,187 --> 00:22:19,451 You're gonna be all right. 454 00:22:19,522 --> 00:22:21,149 He's okay, right? 455 00:22:21,224 --> 00:22:23,852 How much did he have? 456 00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:25,224 I really don't know. 457 00:22:25,295 --> 00:22:27,525 I wasn't really counting. Probably a lot. 458 00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:30,464 What else? Dope, Ecstasy? 459 00:22:30,533 --> 00:22:32,398 It seems a lot of kids here are pretty buzzed. 460 00:22:32,469 --> 00:22:33,868 I don't know, sir. 461 00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:36,906 I've been hanging out with my friends. 462 00:22:36,973 --> 00:22:38,702 How much did you drink? 463 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,640 Am I under investigation? 464 00:22:40,710 --> 00:22:42,234 No. Thank you. 465 00:22:57,894 --> 00:23:00,988 I so have to get home. 466 00:23:01,064 --> 00:23:03,191 I wasn't even supposed to go out tonight. 467 00:23:08,672 --> 00:23:10,367 All the way back. 468 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,704 Lock it in. 469 00:23:15,245 --> 00:23:18,681 Just get in the car. We'll talk later. 470 00:23:20,617 --> 00:23:22,050 What? 471 00:23:26,923 --> 00:23:28,982 Can you call your father, then? 472 00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:31,357 My mom is gonna kill me as it is. 473 00:23:34,597 --> 00:23:37,293 Get in the car! Get in the car! 474 00:23:37,367 --> 00:23:40,268 Don't talk right now! Get in the car now! 475 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:41,701 - Dad, please. - Get in the car! 476 00:24:02,292 --> 00:24:04,556 What's going on? Are you okay? 477 00:24:04,627 --> 00:24:06,322 I'm so glad you're here! 478 00:24:06,396 --> 00:24:08,591 There was all this booze and no parents, and this kid was unconscious... 479 00:24:08,665 --> 00:24:10,724 and they took him to the hospital! 480 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,267 It's okay. Everything's okay. 481 00:24:12,335 --> 00:24:14,098 Oh, my God, I'm in so much trouble. 482 00:24:14,170 --> 00:24:17,162 No, everything's okay. 483 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,834 Yeah, it's okay. 484 00:24:19,909 --> 00:24:22,343 My mom is gonna be so mad! 485 00:24:22,412 --> 00:24:23,743 Are we home yet? 486 00:24:23,813 --> 00:24:26,111 It's all right. Almost, okay? 487 00:24:26,182 --> 00:24:27,649 Go back to sleep, okay? 488 00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:30,652 Listen to me, you didn't do anything wrong. 489 00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:35,119 It's okay. 490 00:24:35,191 --> 00:24:36,488 Yeah. 491 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:40,120 It's all right. 492 00:24:53,710 --> 00:24:55,644 Sorry to bug you, dad. 493 00:24:55,712 --> 00:24:57,805 You're not bugging me. Hi, Jennifer. 494 00:24:57,881 --> 00:24:59,007 Hey, Rick. 495 00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:00,845 You want to tell me what's going on? 496 00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:04,478 Uh, Roger Udell had a little too much to drink, that's all. 497 00:25:04,554 --> 00:25:06,488 Everyone made a big deal out of it. 498 00:25:06,556 --> 00:25:09,081 There was this party at Danny Platt's. 499 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:14,018 Oh, man, it was wild. 500 00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:17,362 We were playing quarters, and the loser... 501 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,333 had to ride down Main Street... 502 00:25:19,402 --> 00:25:21,836 on the hood of Danny's dad's Buick. 503 00:25:21,905 --> 00:25:24,499 Basically it was a car full of drunk guys... 504 00:25:24,574 --> 00:25:26,508 trying to throw the drunkest guy off. 505 00:25:26,576 --> 00:25:28,840 Look, I don't know what's wrong with the car. It started fine before. 506 00:25:32,215 --> 00:25:34,183 Watch your head, please. 507 00:25:35,885 --> 00:25:38,820 My brother Mikey broke his wrist. 508 00:25:40,523 --> 00:25:42,388 Guess who was driving. 509 00:26:01,878 --> 00:26:05,211 How much have you had to drink? 510 00:26:05,281 --> 00:26:07,215 Not much. 511 00:26:07,283 --> 00:26:08,648 Eli... 512 00:26:08,718 --> 00:26:11,380 I'm sorry. I didn't plan to. 513 00:26:11,454 --> 00:26:13,479 So now I'm supposed to be the hard-ass... 514 00:26:13,556 --> 00:26:16,150 after what I've done? 515 00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:18,091 How does that work? 516 00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:20,652 Come on, Jennifer, I'll take you home, too. 517 00:26:20,730 --> 00:26:22,459 Come on, dad, let me just-- 518 00:26:22,532 --> 00:26:24,625 Eli, how am I supposed to trust you... 519 00:26:24,701 --> 00:26:26,498 when you lie to me and your mother?! 520 00:26:26,569 --> 00:26:28,230 Get in the car! 521 00:26:46,389 --> 00:26:48,118 Oh, can I have a sip? 522 00:26:48,191 --> 00:26:51,592 Sure. Here, it's hot. 523 00:26:51,661 --> 00:26:55,256 So, any contact? 524 00:26:55,331 --> 00:26:57,094 I talked to him. 525 00:26:58,301 --> 00:27:00,269 That means it's the last contact ever. 526 00:27:03,273 --> 00:27:04,570 Hello? 527 00:27:04,641 --> 00:27:07,940 Yes, I called three times, but I felt bad about it... 528 00:27:08,011 --> 00:27:11,242 so I went to the gift shop and bought Zoe a monkey. 529 00:27:12,048 --> 00:27:13,310 Guess who else was there. 530 00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:15,351 Um, I don't know. A koala? 531 00:27:15,418 --> 00:27:17,978 My new best friend, Leo Pavner. 532 00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:19,954 Am I a networking goddess? 533 00:27:20,023 --> 00:27:20,990 How was the party? 534 00:27:21,057 --> 00:27:22,854 - The party. Uh... - Is that mommy? 535 00:27:22,926 --> 00:27:24,188 I want to talk. 536 00:27:24,260 --> 00:27:26,524 Wait a second, sweetie. What are you doing up? 537 00:27:28,097 --> 00:27:30,258 Uh, what were you saying? 538 00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:32,324 The party. 539 00:27:32,402 --> 00:27:33,733 Why can't I talk? 540 00:27:33,803 --> 00:27:34,963 Okay, hold on. 541 00:27:35,038 --> 00:27:36,198 Judy, is everything okay? 542 00:27:37,941 --> 00:27:40,967 Yeah, everything's fine. 543 00:27:41,044 --> 00:27:41,806 Thank you. 544 00:27:41,878 --> 00:27:43,607 Well, tell me more about the party. 545 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,046 Did she have a good time? 546 00:27:46,115 --> 00:27:48,515 She talked to the boy. 547 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:49,710 What boy? 548 00:27:49,786 --> 00:27:50,980 There's a boy? 549 00:27:51,054 --> 00:27:52,954 Let me talk to mommy. 550 00:27:53,022 --> 00:27:54,614 Okay, okay, honey, okay. 551 00:27:54,691 --> 00:27:57,455 Mommy, when are you coming home? 552 00:27:57,527 --> 00:27:58,892 Tomorrow, sweetie. 553 00:27:58,962 --> 00:28:00,862 Aren't you supposed to be asleep now? 554 00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:02,329 I almost am. 555 00:28:02,398 --> 00:28:05,060 Bye, mommy. 556 00:28:05,134 --> 00:28:07,398 Sweet dreams. Can you put your sister on? 557 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,302 Hey, mom. 558 00:28:12,375 --> 00:28:13,637 Hey, beautiful. 559 00:28:13,710 --> 00:28:15,075 I'm so glad the party was fun. 560 00:28:15,144 --> 00:28:17,544 It was okay. 561 00:28:19,716 --> 00:28:22,150 Oh, sweetie, I just... 562 00:28:22,218 --> 00:28:24,550 I just miss you, you know? 563 00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:26,144 So, we'll see you tomorrow? 564 00:28:29,058 --> 00:28:31,492 Yep. 565 00:28:31,561 --> 00:28:33,085 See you tomorrow. 566 00:28:33,162 --> 00:28:34,060 Bye. 567 00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:35,256 Bye. 568 00:28:45,174 --> 00:28:48,109 You'll feel a lot better tomorrow. 569 00:28:48,177 --> 00:28:51,237 I better. 570 00:28:51,314 --> 00:28:53,043 Good night. 571 00:29:06,996 --> 00:29:08,463 - Please? - Please? 572 00:29:08,531 --> 00:29:09,964 Just do mine. 573 00:29:10,033 --> 00:29:12,331 "Pisces-financial matters may arise. 574 00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:13,801 "Marital status involved. 575 00:29:13,870 --> 00:29:16,202 Today is a good day to smell your butt." 576 00:29:16,272 --> 00:29:17,796 What? 577 00:29:17,874 --> 00:29:19,136 I'm home! 578 00:29:19,208 --> 00:29:20,300 Mom! 579 00:29:20,376 --> 00:29:22,173 How's my favorite noodle? 580 00:29:22,245 --> 00:29:24,679 I missed you so much! 581 00:29:24,747 --> 00:29:26,009 Hi, mom. 582 00:29:26,082 --> 00:29:27,549 - Did you have fun? - Yeah. 583 00:29:27,650 --> 00:29:30,050 The house is still standing. That's great. 584 00:29:30,119 --> 00:29:31,746 I brought you something. 585 00:29:31,821 --> 00:29:34,415 A free-giveaway hat-- my favorite. 586 00:29:34,490 --> 00:29:35,980 What'd you get me? 587 00:29:36,059 --> 00:29:38,186 - I don't know. Maybe you better look in my bag. - It's a tutu. 588 00:29:38,261 --> 00:29:40,286 She has a tutu from every state in the union. 589 00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:41,295 Hello. 590 00:29:41,364 --> 00:29:43,832 Hi. Uh, Grace. 591 00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:45,629 It's--It's Rick. 592 00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:46,929 How you doin'? 593 00:29:47,003 --> 00:29:48,265 Good, thank you. 594 00:29:48,337 --> 00:29:50,328 I--I told your mother when I was with her... 595 00:29:50,406 --> 00:29:51,998 I would check on you. 596 00:29:52,075 --> 00:29:54,134 Were you okay with what happened at the party? 597 00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:56,337 Yeah. 598 00:29:56,412 --> 00:29:59,313 I'm gonna put this right next to my "I Heart Danielle Steele" cap. 599 00:29:59,382 --> 00:30:00,644 Is that Rick? 600 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:04,345 Mom, I can't find it! Can you come in here, please?! 601 00:30:04,420 --> 00:30:06,320 - Can I call him back? - Can she call you back? 602 00:30:06,389 --> 00:30:08,857 Uh, sure. 603 00:30:08,925 --> 00:30:10,051 Wait, wait, wait. 604 00:30:11,594 --> 00:30:13,357 I'm sorry. Things are a little crazy. 605 00:30:13,429 --> 00:30:16,193 Well, I--I'm just glad that Grace is okay. 606 00:30:16,265 --> 00:30:17,926 I mean, I called the hospital. 607 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,025 Apparently the kid is fine. 608 00:30:20,103 --> 00:30:21,195 The hospital? 609 00:30:21,270 --> 00:30:23,704 Who's all right? 610 00:30:23,773 --> 00:30:26,833 Oh, okay. 611 00:30:26,909 --> 00:30:29,503 Uh, well, this-- this kid Roger Udell... 612 00:30:29,579 --> 00:30:31,342 drank a wading pool of vodka... 613 00:30:31,414 --> 00:30:34,144 and gave himself alcohol poisoning. 614 00:30:34,217 --> 00:30:36,777 The paramedics had to come and pump his stomach... 615 00:30:36,853 --> 00:30:39,686 and, uh, I guess there weren't any parents there. 616 00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:41,484 I can explain. 617 00:30:41,557 --> 00:30:42,615 How? 618 00:30:42,692 --> 00:30:44,626 You let my daughter go to an unsupervised party... 619 00:30:44,694 --> 00:30:48,061 where some kid drank so much he had to have his stomach pumped? 620 00:30:48,131 --> 00:30:50,224 Look, um, I should have been straight with you. 621 00:30:50,299 --> 00:30:52,995 - I make a mistake, but I didn't want you to worry. - So you lied to me? 622 00:30:53,069 --> 00:30:54,900 I--I'm never going away again. 623 00:30:54,971 --> 00:30:56,802 Lily, I'm-- I'm gonna hang up. 624 00:30:56,873 --> 00:30:59,637 No. I--I-- What else do I not know? 625 00:30:59,709 --> 00:31:01,700 - Were there drugs at this party? - No! 626 00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:03,677 - Yes. - Yes?! 627 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,074 There was pot, and I guess some kids took some Ecstasy. 628 00:31:07,150 --> 00:31:08,811 Kids were taking Ecstasy?! 629 00:31:08,885 --> 00:31:11,820 I don't know. I wasn't doing anything. 630 00:31:11,888 --> 00:31:14,823 Mommy, I can't find it, and I looked in all the pockets. 631 00:31:14,891 --> 00:31:17,587 Honey--honey, please. I'll help you find your presents later. 632 00:31:17,660 --> 00:31:19,321 Go in the other room and play. We're in the middle of a disc-- 633 00:31:19,395 --> 00:31:21,420 Don't say discussion. I'm not a baby. 634 00:31:21,497 --> 00:31:24,364 Lily, I--I'm gonna let you deal with--with this. 635 00:31:24,433 --> 00:31:26,367 I'll talk to you later. 636 00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:33,737 Mom, don't be mad at Judy. It's my fault. I told her to lie. 637 00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:35,401 Judy's a grown-up! She knows better! 638 00:31:35,478 --> 00:31:38,038 Look, I screwed up, okay? You asked for it, you got it. 639 00:31:38,114 --> 00:31:40,582 - Let's just, you know, move on. - Yeah, come on, mom, please. 640 00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:43,210 Go to your room, Grace. This isn't your conversation. 641 00:31:43,286 --> 00:31:44,776 Well, it's not Zoe's, and she's here. 642 00:31:44,854 --> 00:31:47,755 Besides, Rick said he was with you in Madison, and you didn't tell us. 643 00:31:47,823 --> 00:31:49,552 - You went away with the dad? - When were you with Rick? 644 00:31:49,625 --> 00:31:52,219 Rick came to meet me Friday, and that's not what we're talking about! 645 00:31:52,295 --> 00:31:55,458 Zoe, please, now. Grace. 646 00:31:55,531 --> 00:31:58,056 - Go on. Honey, Grace, go on. - But Judy didn't do anything! 647 00:31:58,134 --> 00:31:59,965 Why do you have to make such a big deal out of this? 648 00:32:00,036 --> 00:32:02,766 - You lied, too. - Okay, that's it! Out now! 649 00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:03,930 Oh, I hate you! 650 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,866 I'm sorry, okay? I didn't handle it well. 651 00:32:07,944 --> 00:32:09,741 All right, I screwed up, I did everything wrong... 652 00:32:09,812 --> 00:32:11,279 but, you know, it was just teenagers at a party. 653 00:32:11,347 --> 00:32:14,544 Judy, I have one job-- to keep my kids safe... 654 00:32:14,650 --> 00:32:16,447 for the last 2 1/2 minutes that I can... 655 00:32:16,519 --> 00:32:19,283 before the world gets too big for me to fight off! 656 00:32:19,355 --> 00:32:22,085 I didn't realize I had to protect them from you! 657 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,323 You can't protect them. Stuff happens. 658 00:32:27,396 --> 00:32:29,557 Not in my house! 659 00:32:33,563 --> 00:32:35,292 Maybe it's biology. 660 00:32:35,365 --> 00:32:38,926 We don't worry the way women do because we don't know what it's like to carry a child... 661 00:32:39,002 --> 00:32:42,768 just like they don't know what it's like to carry... 662 00:32:42,839 --> 00:32:45,774 Uh, I'm looking for some kind of sports analogy. 663 00:32:45,842 --> 00:32:48,106 I told you last night I grounded him. 664 00:32:48,178 --> 00:32:49,270 That's not enough. 665 00:32:49,345 --> 00:32:50,903 What do you want me to do, give him 20 lashes? 666 00:32:50,980 --> 00:32:51,912 No. 667 00:32:51,981 --> 00:32:53,346 What you're doing isn't enough-- 668 00:32:53,416 --> 00:32:55,509 the way you talk to him, the way you're avoiding this. 669 00:32:55,585 --> 00:32:58,645 Look, I just need to know that you understand what's at stake here. 670 00:32:58,721 --> 00:33:00,348 What's at stake here is teaching Eli... 671 00:33:00,423 --> 00:33:02,118 - to make his own choices... - Yes. 672 00:33:02,192 --> 00:33:04,353 Even if he falls down or gets his heart broken. 673 00:33:04,427 --> 00:33:07,919 Gets his heart broken? 674 00:33:07,997 --> 00:33:11,433 Rick, last week they found two kids doing heroin in the underpass at Eli's school. 675 00:33:11,501 --> 00:33:13,969 We are not talking about his feelings. 676 00:33:14,037 --> 00:33:17,165 Why do these conversations always turn into "Dateline"? 677 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,676 Eli's gonna be fine. In some neighborhoods, the odds are kids won't even have a chance to grow up. 678 00:33:20,743 --> 00:33:22,802 But that's what I'm saying! 679 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,640 You just don't get it. You never have. 680 00:33:26,716 --> 00:33:29,014 You have cornered the market on worry. 681 00:33:29,085 --> 00:33:30,017 There's very little left for me. 682 00:33:30,086 --> 00:33:32,077 Well, I worry because you don't. 683 00:33:32,155 --> 00:33:35,921 No, Karen, you make an art of worrying! I couldn't possibly compete. 684 00:33:42,532 --> 00:33:45,831 Look, all I'm saying is that kids experiment. 685 00:33:45,902 --> 00:33:48,029 No, Rick. 686 00:33:48,104 --> 00:33:50,334 Not kids... 687 00:33:50,406 --> 00:33:52,101 your kid... 688 00:33:52,175 --> 00:33:54,268 your son who needs you. 689 00:33:54,344 --> 00:33:56,141 And you know what? Let's be honest here. 690 00:33:56,212 --> 00:33:58,009 There's a medical history to consider. 691 00:33:58,081 --> 00:34:00,777 I have breast cancer in my family, and you have alcoholism-- 692 00:34:00,850 --> 00:34:01,976 your father and your brother-- 693 00:34:02,051 --> 00:34:05,782 Damn it! He is not an alcoholic because he drinks beers at a party! 694 00:34:11,194 --> 00:34:14,652 No, mother, I'm not gonna call. 695 00:34:14,731 --> 00:34:18,599 She has a phone if she feels that way. 696 00:34:18,668 --> 00:34:20,067 Mom-- 697 00:34:20,136 --> 00:34:22,127 Mom, it's between us. 698 00:34:22,205 --> 00:34:24,366 I'll talk to you later. 699 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:27,068 So you're just never letting her back in the house? 700 00:34:29,846 --> 00:34:32,144 That's not what this is about. 701 00:34:32,215 --> 00:34:33,580 Then why don't you explain it? 702 00:34:40,490 --> 00:34:42,583 Grace... 703 00:34:45,695 --> 00:34:48,493 Oh, honey, I know that-- 704 00:34:51,701 --> 00:34:54,932 I know that it probably seems like I'm being harsh... 705 00:34:55,004 --> 00:34:56,403 but it's a big deal. 706 00:34:56,472 --> 00:34:57,404 It's the biggest deal. 707 00:34:57,473 --> 00:35:00,567 I think you're just jealous 'cause I have more in common with Judy! 708 00:35:11,354 --> 00:35:15,256 I don't think I can take another divorce. 709 00:35:23,933 --> 00:35:26,060 Rad party, huh? 710 00:35:26,135 --> 00:35:28,399 It was the best. 711 00:35:28,471 --> 00:35:30,803 Actually, it was kind of scary. 712 00:35:30,873 --> 00:35:32,738 Yeah. 713 00:35:32,809 --> 00:35:35,209 Did something happen with Daniel? 714 00:35:35,278 --> 00:35:36,472 No. I-- 715 00:35:36,546 --> 00:35:38,707 Well, 'cause last week, he asked about you... 716 00:35:38,781 --> 00:35:41,750 and I thought maybe he had acted like an idiot or something. 717 00:35:41,818 --> 00:35:44,412 Oh. No. 718 00:35:44,487 --> 00:35:46,421 Okay. 719 00:35:46,489 --> 00:35:48,787 It was really cool you called 911. 720 00:35:48,858 --> 00:35:50,519 Yeah, well, I'm still grounded. 721 00:35:50,593 --> 00:35:51,582 Join the club. 722 00:35:51,661 --> 00:35:54,289 Sammler-loser! 723 00:35:54,364 --> 00:35:56,662 Give me the ball back, Roger. 724 00:35:56,733 --> 00:35:58,166 Obviously not grounded. 725 00:35:58,234 --> 00:35:59,667 Yeah. 726 00:35:59,736 --> 00:36:01,727 Thanks for the ant farm. 727 00:36:04,307 --> 00:36:07,071 Oh, my God-- Evan Fisher. 728 00:36:18,621 --> 00:36:20,316 No more beer smell. 729 00:36:21,457 --> 00:36:24,585 This is cool. When did we get that? 730 00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:25,888 Months ago. 731 00:36:25,962 --> 00:36:29,193 What do you want? Ramen? 732 00:36:29,265 --> 00:36:30,823 Stop it. 733 00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:33,528 No, really, 'cause I'm ready for my lesson in excellent mothering. 734 00:36:33,603 --> 00:36:35,161 Let me just get my notebook, though. 735 00:36:35,238 --> 00:36:37,433 I can improve. I know I can. 736 00:36:37,507 --> 00:36:39,998 Judy, I left my kids with you. 737 00:36:40,076 --> 00:36:41,407 Yeah, well, that was your mistake. 738 00:36:41,477 --> 00:36:42,910 I left my kids with you. 739 00:36:42,979 --> 00:36:44,674 Yeah, and you know what? 740 00:36:44,747 --> 00:36:47,011 Your kids are so filled up with your fear, they can't see straight. 741 00:36:47,083 --> 00:36:48,778 Oh, Judy, that's not true. 742 00:36:48,851 --> 00:36:51,752 For about five minutes, Grace stopped hating herself and got out into the world. 743 00:36:51,821 --> 00:36:54,619 Yeah, the party was scary, but that's nothing. 744 00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:57,921 It's gonna get a whole lot worse, and she has to be able to handle herself. 745 00:36:57,994 --> 00:36:59,586 You've got to let go. 746 00:36:59,662 --> 00:37:00,924 Not to you, I don't. 747 00:37:00,997 --> 00:37:02,624 Well, you can't stop it. It's already started. 748 00:37:02,698 --> 00:37:04,632 - I know. - You obviously don't know. 749 00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:05,826 Yes, I do. 750 00:37:05,902 --> 00:37:07,426 You think I don't feel it every day... 751 00:37:07,503 --> 00:37:08,993 when she walks 10 paces ahead of me... 752 00:37:09,072 --> 00:37:11,267 or when she looks at me like she's gonna slug me... 753 00:37:11,340 --> 00:37:13,331 'cause I picked up the wrong video? 754 00:37:13,409 --> 00:37:17,436 These days, I can't even touch her unless she's sick. 755 00:37:17,513 --> 00:37:19,174 But you, you know... 756 00:37:19,248 --> 00:37:21,341 everything you do is magic. 757 00:37:21,417 --> 00:37:23,681 You get to give her courage. 758 00:37:23,753 --> 00:37:26,017 You get to hear about the boy. 759 00:37:26,089 --> 00:37:28,853 I have a leather jacket. She didn't even... 760 00:37:28,925 --> 00:37:30,392 She just wants yours. 761 00:37:30,460 --> 00:37:33,452 Yeah, well, because I'm not her mother, okay? 762 00:37:33,529 --> 00:37:34,894 Because your bond is so strong... 763 00:37:34,964 --> 00:37:36,829 she has to pull herself away that much harder... 764 00:37:36,899 --> 00:37:39,459 to prove to herself she can do it without you. 765 00:37:39,535 --> 00:37:41,298 I mean, don't get me wrong, okay? 766 00:37:41,370 --> 00:37:43,736 I love it, all right? I feed on it. 767 00:37:43,806 --> 00:37:46,570 I pretend it's about me and my fabulousness... 768 00:37:46,642 --> 00:37:48,974 but the fact is, it's just about you. 769 00:38:01,524 --> 00:38:03,924 It is about you and your fabulousness. 770 00:38:03,993 --> 00:38:05,483 Really? 771 00:38:05,561 --> 00:38:08,621 'Cause I feel like a pretty crappy role model. 772 00:38:08,698 --> 00:38:11,667 Well, at least I come from a rich literary tradition... 773 00:38:11,734 --> 00:38:13,861 of lonely ramen-eating aunts. 774 00:38:13,936 --> 00:38:16,632 Oh, Judy. 775 00:38:16,706 --> 00:38:18,867 You'd make a wonderful mother. 776 00:38:22,178 --> 00:38:24,305 I've only ever made sure... 777 00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:27,281 I didn't have kids, you know? 778 00:38:29,118 --> 00:38:31,882 I'm afraid I don't deserve them. 779 00:38:33,089 --> 00:38:35,421 None of us do. 780 00:38:38,127 --> 00:38:40,061 She'll come back, you know? 781 00:38:40,129 --> 00:38:42,757 She's not even that far away. 782 00:38:42,832 --> 00:38:46,063 You better watch out for her. 783 00:38:46,135 --> 00:38:48,069 I will. 784 00:38:53,743 --> 00:38:56,803 Would you give this to her for me? 785 00:38:56,879 --> 00:38:59,074 Yeah. 786 00:38:59,148 --> 00:39:00,809 Can I have yours? 787 00:39:16,732 --> 00:39:20,691 My brother and I started drinking when he was 12 and I was 13... 788 00:39:20,770 --> 00:39:24,001 and at a certain point, I just stopped. 789 00:39:24,073 --> 00:39:26,439 But Mikey... 790 00:39:26,509 --> 00:39:28,704 he never... 791 00:39:28,778 --> 00:39:30,211 He won't. 792 00:39:30,279 --> 00:39:33,271 He can't. 793 00:39:33,349 --> 00:39:35,112 And what is that? 794 00:39:35,184 --> 00:39:37,846 Why is it-- Why is it him and not me? 795 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,515 Is it--Is it luck, fate, biochemistry? 796 00:39:41,591 --> 00:39:44,185 Because Karen's right. 797 00:39:44,260 --> 00:39:47,423 It is in my family. 798 00:39:47,496 --> 00:39:49,157 What are we gonna have for supper? 799 00:39:49,232 --> 00:39:51,860 Can I go work at the library? I'll be back by 9:00. 800 00:39:51,934 --> 00:39:54,129 Yeah, sure. 801 00:40:03,679 --> 00:40:05,772 But I need to ask you something. 802 00:40:08,117 --> 00:40:10,779 How come you said you weren't gonna drink and then you did? 803 00:40:10,853 --> 00:40:12,650 I don't know. 804 00:40:12,722 --> 00:40:14,519 E, you stood in the street out there... 805 00:40:14,590 --> 00:40:16,751 and you told your mom you weren't gonna drink. 806 00:40:16,826 --> 00:40:18,088 How could you do that? 807 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:21,425 Why do you all of a sudden care? 808 00:40:21,497 --> 00:40:24,830 Eli sleeps with his feet out of the end of the bed... 809 00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:26,492 just like I do. 810 00:40:30,206 --> 00:40:31,901 How do I protect him from the world... 811 00:40:31,974 --> 00:40:36,434 when there are so many ways that I may have already messed him up just by... 812 00:40:36,512 --> 00:40:38,446 just by being me? 813 00:40:38,514 --> 00:40:43,679 You don't--You don't think that I care about drinking and driving? 814 00:40:43,753 --> 00:40:45,948 Dad, look, a lot of the times... 815 00:40:46,022 --> 00:40:48,855 you act like we're friends or something... 816 00:40:48,924 --> 00:40:51,518 and that's cool, 'cause I like that. 817 00:40:51,594 --> 00:40:54,654 It makes me feel like you respect me. 818 00:40:54,730 --> 00:40:58,496 But then you just-- you change on a dime. 819 00:40:58,567 --> 00:41:00,501 Eli, I can't be your dad and your friend at the same time. 820 00:41:00,569 --> 00:41:02,469 No, no, I don't mean that. 821 00:41:02,538 --> 00:41:04,233 I know you have to be the dad. 822 00:41:04,307 --> 00:41:06,207 What I'm saying is... 823 00:41:06,275 --> 00:41:11,008 I already know what's right and what's not, okay? 824 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,775 I can take care of that myself. 825 00:41:12,848 --> 00:41:14,042 Well, you didn't. 826 00:41:14,116 --> 00:41:16,914 I drank some beer, okay? 827 00:41:16,986 --> 00:41:17,918 I didn't get in-- 828 00:41:17,987 --> 00:41:20,251 I know I told you that the car wouldn't start... 829 00:41:20,323 --> 00:41:23,019 but I didn't get in the car and drive, I called you. 830 00:41:23,092 --> 00:41:26,027 When that idiot Roger fell over... 831 00:41:26,095 --> 00:41:27,460 I was the one who called 911. 832 00:41:27,530 --> 00:41:30,192 You called 911? 833 00:41:30,266 --> 00:41:32,393 Yes, dad, I called 911. 834 00:41:32,468 --> 00:41:35,665 You know, it's like deep down... 835 00:41:35,738 --> 00:41:38,172 you feel like I'm this bad kid or something... 836 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:39,673 and I'm not. 837 00:41:39,742 --> 00:41:41,972 I'm a good kid, dad. 838 00:41:44,914 --> 00:41:48,145 Yes. Yes, you are. 839 00:42:18,814 --> 00:42:21,612 You don't worry too much. 840 00:42:21,684 --> 00:42:23,618 Thank you. 841 00:42:23,686 --> 00:42:28,385 Just so you know, I would have worried, too. 842 00:42:28,457 --> 00:42:30,687 I would want you to. 843 00:42:33,729 --> 00:42:36,061 Kiss your boyfriend. 844 00:43:15,404 --> 00:43:17,770 My mother told me that being a parent... 845 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,432 means getting used to the idea... 846 00:43:19,508 --> 00:43:22,671 that your children are hostages to fate. 847 00:43:29,051 --> 00:43:31,781 But I like this thing someone else said... 848 00:43:31,854 --> 00:43:34,288 which is that deciding to have kids... 849 00:43:34,356 --> 00:43:36,654 means forever letting your heart... 850 00:43:36,725 --> 00:43:38,989 walk around outside your body. 851 00:43:40,563 --> 00:43:41,996 Hearts. 852 00:43:42,064 --> 00:43:45,124 Nail file, screwdriver, tweezers... 853 00:43:45,201 --> 00:43:48,432 pen cap... 854 00:43:48,504 --> 00:43:50,699 pocketknife... 855 00:43:50,773 --> 00:43:53,765 sewing needle, house key... 856 00:43:56,378 --> 00:44:00,781 bobby pin, coat hanger, protractor, scissors... 64139

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