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Gomer Pyle - USMC.
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Starring Jim Nabors
as Gomer Pyle.
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Also starring Frank
Sutton as Sergeant Carter.
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Up 318, on the road! Move it,
on the double! Move it, move it!
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Only rifles and belts,
Gomer. No bunks.
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Attention! Hands!
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Ten-hut!
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Good! You move very good.
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For a bunch of old ladies!
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After 10 weeks,
after 10 long weeks,
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don't you people know how to
move on the double? Well, don't you?
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Yes, sir! Then why don't
you, huh? Why don't you?
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Excuse me, sir, but I was...
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Pyle, you are a
pea-brain knucklehead.
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On top of that, you're a
late pea-brain knucklehead!
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I was just gonna
say I was... Don't talk!
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I just said... Don't talk!
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Yes, sir.
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See, it was my belt.
It got caught on to...
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Bunk.
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Don't move that mouth. I
want no moving of that mouth!
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No sound coming
from within it or without
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and/or no combination of same!
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Or I will have you doing pushups
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into the middle of next week!
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Is that clear?
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Yes, sir. That's very clear. That's
as clear as anything... Ten-hut!
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Inspection!
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High!
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I just love this part.
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This piece is filthy!
Do you hear me, boy?
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Filthy, dirty! Dirty,
dirty, dirty! Yes, sir!
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There is no place in the
Marines for dirty people!
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Do you hear me? There
is no place in the Marines
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for dirty people
with dirty rifles!
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You are dirty people
and I don't like you!
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Do you hear me? ALL: Yes, sir!
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Do you like me? Yes, sir!
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Well, I don't like you!
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Dirty, dirty, dirty!
Another dirty person!
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You have a dirty rifle,
dirty person! You know that?
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But, sir, I... Get it clean!
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Yes, sir. Knock off that
smile! Tighten up that face!
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I wanna see them lips
white! I wanna see 'em tight!
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Get a mean look on your
face, boy! Mean! Mean!
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I don't like you, boy. Do
you hear me? I don't like you!
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Do you like me? Yes, sir.
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And, sir? I ain't just saying
that neither. I really do.
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Huh?
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I really, truly like you.
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You do not.
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You do not like me!
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Let's you and me have a
mutual admiration society!
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I don't like you,
you don't like me!
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But, sir... Knock it off!
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Now, you people listen up! You
are one week away from graduation!
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In one week, you are supposed
to become basic Marines!
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And I am here to tell you that
I do not think you are ready!
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And why?
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Because you are slow and
you are dirty! Dirty and slow!
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Well, we have one
week to fix all that!
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Every day between
now and graduation,
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I'm gonna stay on you people
until you are squared away!
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Is that clear? ALL: Yes, sir!
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And why? Because you are...
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Dirty, sir! Dirty, dirty, dirty!
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Dirty, dirty, dirty, sir!
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Remember that!
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Especially you!
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Yes, sir.
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Sir... And I like
you! I really do!
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You people were supposed
to know your General Orders
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your first week in boot camp.
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Well, now it's 10 weeks later,
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and let's just see.
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Slater, what's your
6th General Order?
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Sir, my 6th General Order is,
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"To receive, obey and pass
on to the sentry who relieves me
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"all orders from the commanding
officer, field officer of the day,
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"officer of the day, and officers
and noncommissioned officers
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"of the guard only!"
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Lucky guess.
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Peters, number eight! Sir,
my 8th General Order is,
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"To give the alarm in case
of fire or disorder!" Hmm.
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Pyle, number 11!
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Sir, my 11th General Order is,
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"To be especially
watchful at night,
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"and during the
hours for challenging,
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"to challenge all persons
on or near my post
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"and to let nobody pass
without proper authority."
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Wrong, wrong, wrong! All wrong!
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Not "nobody." You said
"nobody!" It's "no one." "No one!"
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"And to allow no one to
pass." You got that, Pyle?
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"To allow no one to pass!"
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And you call yourself
ready for graduation.
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Pyle, I don't like people who
don't know their General Orders!
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You hear?
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Yes, sir. And I
don't blame you, sir.
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But I like you.
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He means it. He likes me.
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I still can't believe
he really likes you.
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He likes me.
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Well, that's just too
bad, Vince. Are you sure?
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I'm sure. I'm sure.
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I rip him apart, and he comes up
smiling. The knucklehead likes me.
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A boot should hate
his DI. Isn't that right?
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He should despise
him. Isn't that right?
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Oh, yeah, hate and
despise. Hate and despise!
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I'll never forget my
DI. Ironface Torken.
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He was the meanest
human being that ever lived.
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I hated him so much, I
used to lie awake nights,
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dreaming up ways to get even.
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I was gonna find a
dishonored surgeon.
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You know, some doctor that
had been disbarred for drinking.
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We'd chloroform Ironface,
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and the doctor would
sew up his mouth.
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Ironface Torken.
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He was mean and
rotten and cruel!
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Nothing but a
dictator and a beast!
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He was the greatest
DI that ever lived.
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Maybe you're not on
this boot enough, Carter.
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I lean on him
every chance I get.
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Yeah. But you gotta pound on
him 24 hours a day if you can.
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And don't let up.
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You know, I had a boot
started out like that once.
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His father was a minister,
and he picked me to love.
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Well, I made him my house mouse.
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Made him keep my
quarters spotless.
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Kept him under my
heel every minute.
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I taught him. I
cured him but good!
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When he graduated, he
was the perfect Marine.
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Hated my guts!
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There's an idea. Why don't I
make Pyle my house mouse?
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Sure.
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I'll make Pyle hate me
if it's the last thing I do.
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I'll teach that boot to
fool around with tradition.
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Boy, wait till that poor boot finds
out he's gonna be my house mouse.
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Your house mouse? Gosh,
sir, what a wonderful honor.
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I sure do appreciate it, sir.
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It ain't an honor. You hear me?
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Well, it may not be
to you, but it is to me.
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It ain't every day a feller
gets to help out another feller
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for which the first feller
has so much admiration.
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Well, maybe you won't like it so
much when I tell you what you gotta do.
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Oh, I'm sure I will, sir.
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First, the deck.
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"First, the deck."
Never mind repeating.
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"Never mind repeat..."
No repeating. Right, sir.
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I want this deck scrubbed,
bleached, and waxed.
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Done and done,
sir. But I mean clean.
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If there's one spot, you're
gonna have to do it all over again.
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You hear that? One
spot, and you do it all over.
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That's as it should be, sir.
Perfect is as perfect does.
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One spot, and I do it all over
again. I said no repeating!
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Now, my bunk!
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My bunk is to be changed.
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The blankets aired
and the linens replaced.
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And if there is one wrinkle
in one blanket or sheet,
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you're gonna have
to do it all over again.
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Oh, my, do you hate that, too?
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I just can't stand a
wrinkle in my sheet.
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It's a throwback is what
it is. When I was a boy,
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I had these sheets made out
of flour sacks sewed together,
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and them seam ridges
nearly drove me berserk.
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So I know what you mean. Who
told you you could gab on and on?
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I wasn't repeating,
sir. It was all new stuff.
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I'll say it again.
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One wrinkle, and you
do the whole bunk over.
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Now, my shoes.
Cleaned and polished!
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With the respect due a fine
piece of leather. Aye, aye, sir.
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And the windows, I
want them to glisten.
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So's you can see from outside
in and the inside out, right.
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Again, if there's one speck,
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one tiny little speck
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you're gonna have to do it all
over again. All over, you hear?
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I hear.
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And the ledges and the
shelves, I want 'em dusted.
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And when I say dusted, I
don't mean just run over quickly.
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I mean dusted!
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Do you know what's gonna
happen if I find one speck of dust?
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I'm gonna have to do it
all over again! All over!
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You aren't fooling me with
that stupid act you're putting on.
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What I'm doing to you burns
you up, doesn't it? No, it don't, sir.
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Oh, come on, Pyle,
admit it. You don't like me.
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You think it's rotten of me
to give you all this extra work!
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No, I don't, sir. I like
you. I like you very much.
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You say you do, but
you really don't, do you?
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You couldn't like me
after all I'm doing to you.
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You're wrong,
sir. I do like you.
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Why?
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It's easy. Look at you.
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You're paying more attention
to me than you are to anybody.
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Oh, I like you, sir. Honest.
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Get to work!
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Well, Pyle, you
ready for inspection?
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Your house is all
moused, sir. Uh-huh.
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Well, let's see.
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Uh-huh.
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It's filthy! Huh?
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Look at that, you dirty person!
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I don't hardly
see a thing. Filth!
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What's the matter with you, Pyle?
Are you blind? You got poor eyesight?
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Oh, no!
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As a matter of fact, the
doctor that examined me
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said I had the sharpest
pair of eyes he'd seen.
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I want you to get that
scrub brush and get busy!
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I once hit a chicken hawk
with a rock at 20 yards.
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Pyle! Nobody ever
heard of it, though,
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'cause there
weren't no witnesses.
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Pyle! Excepting the hawk
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and he was so stunned
he didn't remember nothing.
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Knock it off!
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You know something, Pyle? Sir?
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You're not only
dirty, you are filthy!
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Thank you, sir.
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What are you thanking me for?
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Well, it ain't every day you get a
straightforward, honest opinion.
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Seems like every
time I turn around,
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I'm thanking you
for improving my lot.
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Sir, you're a friend
to have, for sure.
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I'll get started right away
and do it all over again.
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I'm losing it, Whip.
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You know that? Come on.
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No, it's true.
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I can't do anything wrong.
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He likes me.
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He likes me! Oh,
now, wait a minute.
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Wait a minute. Did you try
humiliating Pyle in front of his peers?
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His peers? The other guys.
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They're peers?
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Yeah, it means, uh, uh, the
other fellas in the platoon.
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I never heard
them called "peers."
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Yeah. It's, uh, a...
a fella's equals,
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like, uh, like I'm your peer.
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Hey, that's great.
Believe me, Vince,
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humiliate him in front
of his own platoon.
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Especially if he
doesn't deserve it.
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His peers? Right.
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And he'll come around.
240
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,817
He'll hate your guts.
241
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:42,303
One thing these boots
can't stand is injustice.
242
00:13:42,371 --> 00:13:43,771
I'm desperate.
243
00:13:44,641 --> 00:13:46,875
I'll try anything.
244
00:13:46,943 --> 00:13:49,911
I can't graduate a
boot who likes me.
245
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,446
And he likes me!
246
00:13:53,817 --> 00:13:55,349
The dirty peer.
247
00:13:57,621 --> 00:14:01,088
Hey, your stuff looks
great, kid. Beautiful. Thanks.
248
00:14:01,157 --> 00:14:02,991
Man, you sure can shine stuff.
249
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:05,894
You really got the magic touch.
- Ten-hut!
250
00:14:08,164 --> 00:14:10,130
Uh-huh. Good, good.
251
00:14:12,502 --> 00:14:15,336
Oh, that's very good.
Very good. Uh-huh.
252
00:14:19,209 --> 00:14:21,325
You call yourself
ready for graduation?
253
00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:23,678
You call yourself
a basic Marine?
254
00:14:23,747 --> 00:14:25,947
10 weeks ago, you
came to me a lump.
255
00:14:26,016 --> 00:14:28,416
A plain, nothing lump!
256
00:14:28,484 --> 00:14:30,618
I worked with you! I
gave you special attention!
257
00:14:30,687 --> 00:14:33,354
And you know something?
You're still a lump!
258
00:14:33,423 --> 00:14:36,807
This inspection is a disgrace!
I ain't learned you a thing!
259
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,244
You ain't fit to be in the same
platoon with these other peers!
260
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,157
You other peers listen to this.
261
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:44,982
This person is
not fit to graduate!
262
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,518
He is a sloppy peer!
263
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:48,753
Do it right!
264
00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:52,723
Pick 'em up and do it right!
265
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:57,195
You hate me for doing that,
don't you? You just hate me.
266
00:14:57,263 --> 00:15:00,064
Tell the truth. Oh, no, sir.
267
00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:02,511
It was nice of you to
point out my failings to me.
268
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:05,147
Only a friend would
do that. Thank you, sir.
269
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,104
I like you for that.
270
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,453
In all my years of
being a psychiatrist,
271
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:13,489
I never heard
anything like this.
272
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,546
Now, uh, let me get
this straight, Sergeant.
273
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,249
You're upset because
a boot likes you?
274
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,117
That's right, sir.
275
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,619
Well, this is something new.
276
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,904
Most people have problems
because they aren't loved.
277
00:15:23,973 --> 00:15:27,141
Sir, if a DI ain't
hated, he ain't a DI.
278
00:15:27,210 --> 00:15:30,628
That's what's got me so
worried. This recruit likes me.
279
00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:34,499
Tell me something
about yourself, Sergeant.
280
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:36,901
Sir?
281
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:39,682
Well, I mean, uh, what was your
life like before you became a Marine?
282
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,939
When you were a
youngster, a little fellow.
283
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:43,352
Sir, I don't know what you...
284
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:46,343
Uh, I mean, what... what kind
of an atmosphere was there?
285
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:51,215
Well, there was a lot
of hollering. Hollering?
286
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,285
I used to holler
at my sister a lot.
287
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:58,489
And my father used to holler
at me for hollering at my sister.
288
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,675
You might say I was
brought up on hollering.
289
00:16:01,744 --> 00:16:03,584
Well, what about your mother?
290
00:16:03,613 --> 00:16:05,346
She'd holler at my father.
291
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,684
Well, uh, how was she with you?
292
00:16:09,752 --> 00:16:11,218
Was she nice?
293
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,322
Yeah. I guess.
294
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,223
Was she affectionate?
295
00:16:16,292 --> 00:16:19,493
Well, sure. Did she have
any pet names for you?
296
00:16:22,131 --> 00:16:24,915
Well, Sergeant, did she
have a nickname for you?
297
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,686
Well? Did she?
298
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:31,450
Sir, I don't see what this
has got to do with... Sergeant,
299
00:16:31,474 --> 00:16:34,508
did your mother have
a nickname for you?
300
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,844
Yes, sir. Well, what was it?
301
00:16:38,048 --> 00:16:40,882
What was the name
your mother used for you?
302
00:16:44,821 --> 00:16:46,154
Num-num.
303
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:53,711
Num-num? Yes, sir.
304
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:57,582
It was a word I used
for candy and gum.
305
00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:00,017
She used to call me that.
306
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:03,737
Num-num. Your father, too?
307
00:17:03,806 --> 00:17:06,490
Well, then, uh, in spite of
the hollering around the house,
308
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,259
there was a more or
less friendly atmosphere.
309
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:11,395
I guess.
310
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:15,999
Of course, this is, um, just
an off-the-cuff diagnosis.
311
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:19,236
After all, you're not under
treatment. I don't know you too well.
312
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:22,707
But, uh, would you like to know
what I think, just generally speaking?
313
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:24,775
Yes, sir.
314
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,190
Carter, underneath
all that bluster,
315
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,414
there is still the
nice, friendly boy
316
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,083
from a more or less
nice, friendly atmosphere,
317
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:35,886
and Gomer Pyle
has gotten through.
318
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:39,673
He has reached Num-num.
319
00:17:39,742 --> 00:17:43,010
You see, what you have in this, uh,
Gomer Pyle is a childlike individual
320
00:17:43,079 --> 00:17:45,763
who can see through
anger and ranting and raving.
321
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,547
He will not be shaken
by your attacks,
322
00:17:47,617 --> 00:17:50,485
because he knows
that underneath it all,
323
00:17:50,553 --> 00:17:52,420
there is Num-num.
324
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:55,072
That's terrible!
325
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:56,707
Why?
326
00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:59,043
Well, if he can do it,
another recruit can do it,
327
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:01,312
and I'm washed-up as a DI.
328
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,180
I can yell at them all day long,
329
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,960
and behind my back, they'll say,
330
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,417
"There goes Num-num.
Boy, did I like him."
331
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,286
"Hello, Num-num, sir."
332
00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:15,309
I'll tell you what
I would suggest.
333
00:18:15,378 --> 00:18:18,045
I'd put in for a transfer
if I were you, Sergeant.
334
00:18:18,114 --> 00:18:20,615
Give up drill-instructing
for a while.
335
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:24,118
Go to another camp and
just be a regular sergeant.
336
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:27,054
Then, when you feel that your
confidence has been restored,
337
00:18:27,123 --> 00:18:29,423
you can always come
back to being a DI.
338
00:18:29,492 --> 00:18:30,958
You see,
339
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,961
your facade of meanness has
been penetrated, so to speak.
340
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:35,696
What's a facade?
341
00:18:35,765 --> 00:18:38,216
Well, that's a...
Anything like a peer?
342
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:42,052
Uh, no, no. A facade
is just a disguise.
343
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,122
Yes, you... you put in for
that transfer, I'll endorse it,
344
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:47,452
and, uh, you should
have no trouble. Yes, sir.
345
00:18:47,476 --> 00:18:49,543
It's a terrible
thing to be loved.
346
00:18:57,086 --> 00:18:58,719
Hold still, Gomer.
347
00:18:58,788 --> 00:19:00,921
Graduation! Shazam!
348
00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:02,289
There you go.
349
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:04,424
Boy, it sure happened
fast, didn't it, fellers?
350
00:19:04,493 --> 00:19:06,138
Yeah. It only
seemed like a century.
351
00:19:06,162 --> 00:19:09,764
Hey, I got a great idea, fellers.
Let's make a pact, right now,
352
00:19:09,832 --> 00:19:12,667
that we meet right here at
this camp 10 years from today
353
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:15,302
and have a reunion with a cake
and everything. How about that?
354
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,232
Yeah. Sounds good.
Where will we meet?
355
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,518
Hey, what about the cigar
store across from the main gate?
356
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:21,875
Hey, that's a great
idea, but what time?
357
00:19:21,944 --> 00:19:24,156
How about 10 years
from this Friday, 8:00?
358
00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:27,148
Then it's a date. Boy, this is gonna
be nice, so we won't lose touch
359
00:19:27,216 --> 00:19:28,349
with one another.
360
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:30,218
I'll get my hat and go
tell Sergeant Carter.
361
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:33,187
Whoa! Back up,
buddy! Who needs him?
362
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,367
You mean you don't want
Sergeant Carter there?
363
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,625
The man that practically
raised us all together?
364
00:19:37,694 --> 00:19:39,421
You don't wanna see him again?
365
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:41,478
Oh, we don't mind
seeing him again, Gomer.
366
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:44,414
It's just that 10
years is a little soon.
367
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:48,235
Really? Now, 30
or 40 years, okay.
368
00:20:19,835 --> 00:20:22,470
Platoon 317! Dismissed!
369
00:20:22,538 --> 00:20:24,238
Aye, aye, sir!
370
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:29,826
Platoon 318! Dismissed!
371
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,335
Aye, aye, sir!
372
00:20:36,852 --> 00:20:39,887
Hey, Whipple. So long.
373
00:20:39,956 --> 00:20:42,823
I'm gonna miss you almost as
much as I'm gonna miss Gomer Pyle.
374
00:20:42,892 --> 00:20:45,303
Well, it won't be the same
without you around here, Vince.
375
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,606
It's gonna be nice and
quiet. Take it easy, kid.
376
00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:49,474
Be good, boy. PYLE:
Hey, Sergeant Carter, sir!
377
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,743
Huh? I looked for you
right after graduation.
378
00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:53,333
Where'd you disappear to?
379
00:20:53,402 --> 00:20:55,246
Well, I got a lot
of packing to do.
380
00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:58,939
Sir, we won't be seeing each
other anymore after today,
381
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:02,175
and I was just wondering when and
where we could get together again?
382
00:21:02,244 --> 00:21:05,879
Well, that's hard to say. You
see, Pyle, I put in for a transfer.
383
00:21:05,948 --> 00:21:07,915
You did? Yeah, so, uh,
384
00:21:07,984 --> 00:21:10,528
I can't tell you when or where
we could get together again.
385
00:21:10,552 --> 00:21:12,998
Shoot, just tell me where you're
gonna be, and I'll look for you.
386
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,322
No, Pyle, you don't understand.
387
00:21:15,390 --> 00:21:17,406
You're going to
Parris Island for your
388
00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:19,793
infantry training.
That's in South Carolina.
389
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:23,731
And I'm going to Camp
Henderson. That's in California.
390
00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:27,701
We'll be thousands
of miles apart!
391
00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:31,371
Heck, it's a shame we both
can't go to the same camp.
392
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:35,442
Yeah. It's a real shame.
Well, so long, Pyle.
393
00:21:35,511 --> 00:21:39,046
Hey, Sergeant? Let's
write to each other, hear?
394
00:21:39,115 --> 00:21:42,399
Yeah. Yeah. We'll
write. Goodbye.
395
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,318
Hey, I did wanna tell
you about the reunion
396
00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:46,520
our platoon's gonna
have 10 years from now.
397
00:21:46,588 --> 00:21:50,524
Oh, yeah. Good, good.
Well, goodbye, Pyle.
398
00:21:50,592 --> 00:21:52,592
It won't be a reunion
if you ain't there.
399
00:21:52,661 --> 00:21:55,129
So remember, it's 10
years from this Friday
400
00:21:55,197 --> 00:21:57,931
in the cigar store
opposite the main gate.
401
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,767
The cigar store. I'll remember.
402
00:22:00,836 --> 00:22:02,447
Goodbye, Pyle. Sir, sir.
403
00:22:02,471 --> 00:22:05,406
It's 10 years from
this Friday at 8:00.
404
00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:24,775
Sergeant, your men
have just arrived.
405
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,944
Yeah? What do they look like?
406
00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:32,494
Well, they can't be any worse than the
bunch of meatheads I had in boot camp.
407
00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:35,838
One in particular. Come
on, let's take a look.
408
00:22:41,159 --> 00:22:42,392
Fall in!
409
00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:49,232
All right, you men
are no longer boots!
410
00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:51,668
You are now basic Marines!
411
00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:55,405
You will now begin your
advanced infantry training!
412
00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:59,042
I will be your troop leader!
413
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:01,512
My name is Sergeant Carter!
414
00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,013
Now, the fir...
415
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:08,852
Hey, Sergeant, sir! Surprise!
416
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:10,688
Pyle, what are you...
417
00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:13,039
What are all of
these men doing...
418
00:23:13,108 --> 00:23:15,242
Surprise, surprise, surprise!
419
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:17,211
What?
420
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,962
Well, here's what happened.
421
00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:21,543
You know, you said that they was
gonna send us all to Parris Island?
422
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,600
Well, they didn't
do no such thing.
423
00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:25,635
At the last minute, they
changed their minds
424
00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:27,248
and they sent us here
to Camp Henderson,
425
00:23:27,272 --> 00:23:29,073
where you said you
was gonna be sent.
426
00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:32,226
I didn't wanna tell you on account
I didn't wanna spoil the surprise.
427
00:23:32,295 --> 00:23:33,928
And I sure am glad I didn't.
428
00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:36,630
'Cause it is a surprise,
ain't it, Sergeant?
429
00:23:36,699 --> 00:23:38,399
You sure look surprised.
430
00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:43,621
All right, you men!
431
00:23:43,689 --> 00:23:46,123
You were sent here,
and I was sent here!
432
00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:49,493
Okay! I'm gonna
work you and work you!
433
00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:52,340
You think it's gonna be easy just
because you're out of boot camp?
434
00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:54,998
Well, it ain't!
435
00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:59,670
And Pyle, I don't know what you
think you see when you look real close,
436
00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:04,174
but I will tell you, I am still
a sergeant, hard and tough!
437
00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:07,845
It ain't just a... A
facade. It ain't a facade!
438
00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:11,532
You think it's a facade? No!
It's me, through and through!
439
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,568
Is that clear? Is
that very clear?
440
00:24:14,637 --> 00:24:16,603
Yes, sir. Mmm.
441
00:24:16,672 --> 00:24:18,171
Sir? Huh?
442
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,241
Are you gonna ask me what
you always did at boot camp?
443
00:24:21,309 --> 00:24:24,811
What? You know,
about do I like you?
444
00:24:26,081 --> 00:24:28,882
'Cause the answer's
yes. I really do.
445
00:24:30,352 --> 00:24:33,887
I like you very much!
I really do, Sergeant!
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