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All right, move it,
let's go! Come on, you!
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In there. Come on. Move
it, move it! In that seat!
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Now, take Hal Floyd,
the barber back home
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who used to cut my hair,
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what he done was he'd
leave it a little long in the back,
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then he'd cut off
the sideburns here,
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about, oh, say even
with the ear hole.
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Then he'd trim a
little bit off the top
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and rub in some pomade
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and part it on the side
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and make a little rabbit
ridge up here in front.
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Then he'd comb it wet. Okay?
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Well, it ain't
exactly like Floyd,
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the barber back home,
would have done it,
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but after all, it's
just your first time.
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Gomer Pyle - USMC.
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Starring Jim Nabors
as Gomer Pyle.
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Also starring Frank
Sutton as Sergeant Carter.
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I am your senior
drill instructor!
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I will watch over
you every minute
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of every day of your
boot camp training!
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I will tell you when
to eat, when to sleep,
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when to get up, when to shower,
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and when to dress!
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He's gonna spoil us,
doin' all that for us.
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Did I hear somebody
talkin'? You're at attention.
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You don't move, you don't talk!
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When you do speak,
the first word to come
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out of your mouth will be "Sir"!
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Is that clear?
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Yes, sir. What?
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Yes, sir!
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I can't hear you!
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Yes, sir!
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Now...
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Something funny, Private?
Something funny about all this?
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Suppose you tell us
what's so funny, huh?
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Well, sir, when we
all hollered real loud
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like you wanted us to,
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the feller behind me
hollered in my ear,
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and it tickled and made me grin.
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I imagine the same thing
happened to the feller in front of me.
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Did you grin when I
hollered in your ear?
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Knock it off!
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So, you think this is
funny, do you, Private?
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What's your name?
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Gomer Pyle, sir.
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All right, Pyle.
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I'm gonna be
watchin' you real close.
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Do you hear me good?
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You're doin' it again! Wipe
that smile off your face!
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You're doin' the
same thing he did.
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Hollered in my ear
and it made me grin.
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Knock it off!
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All right.
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Now, you people listen up!
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I have had three
Honor Platoons in a row!
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Do you hear me?
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Three Honor Platoons!
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And I am going to get a fourth!
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And who is going
to help me to get it?
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We are, sir.
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What?
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We are, sir! I can't hear you!
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We are, sir!
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And now we will begin
by learning how to drill!
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Left! Hut!
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Dress it! Right!
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All right, come on!
Dress it up, dress it up!
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Ready! Hut!
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We will do a little
drilling in place!
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I will count cadence,
you will listen!
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Hut! And!
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Hut! Hut! And left! And left!
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Hut, hut! And left!
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Left and left and left!
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Hut, hut! And left!
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Left and left! Hut,
hut! A... Set! Halt!
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What's funny, Pyle?
What's funny this time, huh?
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How do you do that?
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Huh? How do you do
that with your voice?
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That's good. It's real good.
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What?
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That there cadence
countin'. It's real good.
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Oh, you really think so, huh?
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I mean it. You ought to sing in
your church choir, if you don't already.
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You like my voice, do you?
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Yes, sir, I really do.
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Well, since you like it so much,
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I'll let you hear it
some more. Good.
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While you do about 50 push-ups.
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Sir? Push-ups! Come
on, Pyle, hit the deck!
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Ready? Exercise!
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And up! And up!
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And up! And up!
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That's good. That's real good.
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Keep workin'! Keep workin'!
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And up! And up!
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You have seen this obstacle
course demonstrated,
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and you will now run it!
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You move, and move fast!
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You are running under
combat conditions!
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First four men, move!
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Second four men!
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I am watching you, Pyle.
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Move!
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Third four men, move out!
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What are you doing, Pyle?
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What in the world are you doing?
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Are you playing a game?
Are you having fun?
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No, sir. This wall's a whole
lot higher than I thought.
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Well, would you like me to
get you a little stepladder?
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Oh, no. Thank you kindly, sir.
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It's real nice of you to
offer, but I'll keep tryin'.
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You better keep trying. I'm
gonna get me an Honor Platoon
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and you will not foul it up!
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You hit this wall,
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you roll over this
wall, and you move on!
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Pyle, do you know
why you're doing this?
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It's to train you for combat.
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Don't you understand?
You're being shot at, Pyle!
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Shazam! I better get
over it this time, hadn't I?
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I think if you'd give me a heist this
one time, Sergeant, I might make it.
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Much obliged, Sergeant!
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Move! Move! Move!
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All right, move it, Pyle! Move it!
Get in there! Move on through!
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All right, come on!
Move it, move it, move it!
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Pyle, what are you doing
in there? Taking a nap?
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Move it! Move it!
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It's dark as the inside
of a cow in there.
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Pyle, how did you...
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No, don't tell me. Just go!
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Hit that cargo net! Move it!
Move it! Move, move, move!
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Hey, Sarge.
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Is that any way to go up a
landing net, Pyle, feet first?
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Are you trying to be different?
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No, sir. I was just trying to...
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Pyle, do you know your
feet from your head? Yes, sir.
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Then how come your head's
down here, your feet's up there?
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Well, that is a poser, ain't it?
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Pyle, I got an
80-year-old grandmother
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can go up a net
better than that!
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Well, bless her heart.
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Get outta there! Outta
there! Out! Out, out, out, out!
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You swing across! Swing across!
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You don't swing hard
enough, you land in the drink!
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First four, move it!
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Let's go, come on! Go, go, go!
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Next four! Come on!
Let's move it, move it,
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move it, move it,
move it, move it!
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Let go! Let go!
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Pyle, get out of
there! Get outta there!
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This ain't a ride, and
this ain't Disneyland!
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Lucky thing I didn't have
nothin' in my pockets, ain't it?
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Come on, get up
here! Get... Get...
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It ain't very cold, is it?
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Pyle!
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How do you spell
"friendly"? "I-e" or "e-i"?
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"I-e." Why?
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I was just writin'
the folks back home.
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Oh.
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And I, uh, I suppose
you're telling them
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how much fun you're having
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and how friendly your DI is?
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How'd you know? What?
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You're actually writing
that? I was kidding, Gomer!
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Our DI, friendly?
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Oh, he's a fine feller.
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And you like him?
You actually like him?
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Oh, I like him fine. Don't you?
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How can you like anybody who
yells like that? He hollers all the time.
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Oh, I expect he's got to do
that to hold your attention.
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Why, if he talked soft, your
mind would go to wanderin',
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and you'd probably stand
there and stare at his nose.
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Oh, he's got to holler.
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Gomer... Ten-hut! JOHNSON: Pyle!
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Private Gomer Pyle!
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Report to Sergeant Carter
in the duty hut, right away.
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Yes, sir! Be right there!
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I won't tell him we
was talkin' about him.
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On the double! Move, move!
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Sir, Private Swanson requests
permission to enter the duty hut!
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Hey, Sergeant Whipple,
one of your people out here.
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Yeah?
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Sir, Private Swanson requests
permission to enter the duty hut!
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What's the matter with you,
Private? You wearin' gloves?
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Knock on that
door! Let's hear it!
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Sir, Private Swanson
requests... Get in here!
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Sir, Private Swanson
reporting as ordered!
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Swanson, you talked
in ranks today! Yes, sir!
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When you're at attention, you
don't talk! That clear? Yes, sir!
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You gonna remember
that? Yes, sir!
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Why are you
whispering? Yes, sir!
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Get outta here!
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Knucklehead.
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You think he's bad?
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Wait till you see the one I got.
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Hey, Sarge! All
right to come in?
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See what I mean?
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Pyle, you were told your first
day here how to enter a duty hut!
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Oh, I'm sorry, I...
Get out and do it right!
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Sir, Private Pyle requests
permission to enter the duty hut.
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Did you hear somethin'?
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Yeah. Sounded like mice.
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Pyle, hit that hatch!
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Hit the what?
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The door! The door!
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Sir, Private Pyle
requests permission
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to enter the duty hut!
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I can't hear you!
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Sir, Private Pyle
requests permission
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to enter the duty hut!
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Get in here!
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Over here!
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Sir, Private Pyle
reportin' as ordered!
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Corporal said you
wanted to see me.
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Ewe? Ewe? What's a "ewe"?
A "ewe" is a sheep, ain't it?
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It sure is. It's a female sheep.
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Is that what I look like?
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No, sir. You don't look
like no female sheep.
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Do I look like a male sheep?
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Well, not that neither.
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Though they do say some
folks look like animals.
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Wally, the feller I
worked for back home,
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everybody said he
looked like a gopher.
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He had these little bitty
eyes and short ears...
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Pyle! He was a
wonderful feller, though.
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I mean, for a man that
looked like a gopher.
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Knock it off!
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Pyle, are you here because
you personally wanna see to it
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that I don't get another
Honor Platoon? Are you?
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Oh, no, sir. You don't like me!
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Yes, sir, I like
you. No, you don't.
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You don't like me, do you?
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Yes, sir, I like you. For a feller
I've known such a little bitty time,
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I like you just fine.
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Course, I don't love you,
but that's 'cause you ain't kin.
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If you was kin, I might
love you, but I do like you.
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Well, if you like
me, boy, shape up.
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Get yourself squared away.
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I'm gonna get me
another Honor Platoon,
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and you will pull
your own weight!
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Am I gettin' through to you?
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Yes, sir.
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Then get outta here!
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And I do like you... Get
outta here! Outta here!
247
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,715
And I like you, too. Oh, yeah.
248
00:13:11,341 --> 00:13:12,774
I'm sorry, sir.
249
00:13:12,842 --> 00:13:14,776
I just came back to ask you,
250
00:13:14,844 --> 00:13:16,243
do you like me?
251
00:13:36,699 --> 00:13:39,633
Left and left and left!
252
00:13:39,702 --> 00:13:42,103
Two! Three! And left!
253
00:13:43,606 --> 00:13:46,473
Left and left and left!
254
00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:49,143
Two! Three! And left!
255
00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:53,381
Left and left and left!
256
00:13:53,449 --> 00:13:55,917
Two! Three! And left!
257
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,831
You think it's funny, Private?
258
00:13:58,855 --> 00:14:00,332
Somethin' funny about all this?
259
00:14:00,356 --> 00:14:03,491
You run this obstacle
course, you run it right!
260
00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:05,727
I want an Honor Platoon!
261
00:14:05,795 --> 00:14:08,040
Get over that wall! Get over it!
262
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:10,098
What are you doin' to me?
263
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,299
Pyle! Pyle!
264
00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:14,502
Pyle! Pyle!
265
00:16:13,155 --> 00:16:14,756
Pyle!
266
00:16:14,824 --> 00:16:15,923
Pyle!
267
00:16:17,026 --> 00:16:18,192
Pyle!
268
00:16:20,697 --> 00:16:23,448
Pyle! Wake up, boy!
Come on, wake up!
269
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,961
Corporal Johnson says you've
been excused from duty for the day.
270
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,229
I wanna know what's
the matter with you!
271
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,286
You sick? Pyle, do you hear me?
272
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,235
Pyle, I wanna know
what's the matter with you!
273
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,992
Come on, boy, wake
up! Up, up, up, up!
274
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,160
Hmm? Hmm?
275
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,528
You up now?
276
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:38,774
Why can't you work today, boy?
277
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,331
Come on, what is it?
278
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,269
Pyle, are you awake?
279
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,804
Can you hear me?
280
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,490
Hey, Vince, I meant to ask you,
281
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:06,857
how's your problem child?
282
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,792
Huh? Gomer Pyle.
283
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,206
What do you mean, how is he?
284
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,441
He's a knucklehead,
that's how he is.
285
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,410
You know he reported
to sick bay this morning,
286
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,811
got himself excused from duty,
287
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:18,269
and he's been stretched
out on his rack all day?
288
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,139
No kidding? All day!
289
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,374
People are all secure, Sergeant.
290
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:24,775
What about Pyle?
291
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,177
He's still asleep.
292
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,811
He's still asleep?
293
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,097
Hey, maybe he's dead.
294
00:17:30,165 --> 00:17:32,265
No. No such luck.
295
00:17:32,334 --> 00:17:34,046
What's he got anyway?
Did you find out?
296
00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:36,687
Well, sick bay says
he has "acute asthenia."
297
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,472
What's that?
298
00:17:38,541 --> 00:17:40,241
Complete exhaustion, fatigue.
299
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:43,928
Fatigue? From what? What
did he do? What did he do?
300
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:47,665
5,000 boots in this camp
and I gotta catch one with a...
301
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:51,035
With a... "Acute asthenia."
302
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:52,804
Yeah.
303
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,676
Hey, Duke.
304
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:00,811
Gomer?
305
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:02,157
How do you feel, buddy?
306
00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:03,892
Fine. You ain't sick?
307
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,149
No, I feel real good.
308
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,850
Y'all ready for breakfast?
309
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,886
Breakfast? Man, it's
time to go to sleep.
310
00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:12,401
You really sacked out, buddy.
You've been sleepin' all day.
311
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,702
All day? Uh-huh.
312
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,058
Shazam!
313
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,994
Was the Sergeant mad?
314
00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:19,774
Well, he said, so far, it
looks like you're the only one
315
00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:22,211
standin' in the way of him
getting another Honor Platoon.
316
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,745
He said that? Yeah.
317
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,249
'Cause you can't make
that obstacle course.
318
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:28,705
Good night, buddy.
319
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,660
Private!
320
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,430
Good evening, sir.
321
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,510
What's your name,
Private? Gomer Pyle, sir.
322
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:29,744
What are you doing here, Pyle?
323
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:30,979
I'm runnin' the obstacle course.
324
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,486
And I'm really doing it, too.
325
00:19:32,555 --> 00:19:34,065
Why? Are you being punished?
326
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:36,135
Oh, no, sir. You
see, it's like this.
327
00:19:36,159 --> 00:19:38,971
Sergeant Carter, he's my DI,
that means "Drill Instructor"...
328
00:19:38,995 --> 00:19:40,945
I know.
329
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,391
Well, anyways, he's had these
three Honor Platoons in a row.
330
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,681
Ain't that wonderful?
331
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,460
Yes, but I don't
see what that has...
332
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,195
Well, I didn't wanna be the cause
of him not gettin' another one,
333
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,197
'cause he's really
got his heart set on it.
334
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,700
Don't you know it's gonna
make his mama and daddy proud?
335
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,502
So, what I'm doing is,
I'm out here practicin',
336
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,870
and I'm doin' real good, too.
337
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,428
Do you wanna see
me? Uh, no, Private!
338
00:19:57,496 --> 00:20:00,108
I think you'd better get back to
your hut and, uh, and get some rest.
339
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,376
What did you say your name was?
340
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,800
Private Gomer Pyle, sir.
341
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,730
You can call me
Gomer if you want to.
342
00:20:04,754 --> 00:20:05,836
Yes.
343
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,215
You sure you don't
want to see me do it?
344
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:08,316
It won't take me but a minute.
345
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,518
Uh, no. Never mind.
346
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,587
You go on back to your quarters.
347
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,977
Yes, sir. Good evenin', sir.
348
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,418
Don't tell me. Pyle's
in sick bay again. Right.
349
00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:29,121
Yeah. And it's that
same... That, uh...
350
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,944
"Acute asthenia."
351
00:20:31,013 --> 00:20:33,313
We'll see about that.
Where you goin'?
352
00:20:33,382 --> 00:20:35,226
To see the Battalion Commander
353
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:37,729
and get him thrown out of
here, him and his athenia!
354
00:20:37,753 --> 00:20:39,433
Asthenia. I know! I know!
355
00:20:42,524 --> 00:20:43,774
Come in.
356
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:50,058
Sir, Gunnery Sergeant Carter
357
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,194
reporting to Battalion
Commander with a request.
358
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,551
At ease, Carter.
What's on your mind?
359
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,932
Well, sir, it's about
one of my recruits,
360
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,889
a Private Gomer Pyle.
361
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:02,343
Sir, he is about...
Oh, Gomer Pyle, yes.
362
00:21:02,411 --> 00:21:04,022
Oh, the Colonel's
already heard about him?
363
00:21:04,046 --> 00:21:05,457
I'm not one bit surprised...
364
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:08,149
Carter, I don't know how
you do it, but you do it.
365
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,450
Sir?
366
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:13,087
Now, don't be modest, Carter.
367
00:21:13,156 --> 00:21:15,022
To inspire
conscientiousness in a recruit
368
00:21:15,091 --> 00:21:17,836
that'll make him want to go out
and run that obstacle course at night,
369
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,460
when he ought to be sleeping,
you gotta be pretty persuasive.
370
00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,045
Sir?
371
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,126
Well, there he was, last
night, your Gomer Pyle,
372
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,083
running that obstacle
course like a veteran
373
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,419
and telling me what
a great DI you are.
374
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:29,820
How do you do it, Carter?
375
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:32,009
It's no wonder you
get Honor Platoons.
376
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:35,176
I wish you'd share your secret
with the other DIs at this base.
377
00:21:35,244 --> 00:21:36,989
We could use more men like you.
378
00:21:37,013 --> 00:21:39,296
And more recruits
like Gomer Pyle, right?
379
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:42,277
What was your request, Sergeant?
380
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,246
You wanna make Pyle
your guidon bearer?
381
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:46,982
You go right ahead. You
don't have to ask me about that.
382
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:49,246
Well, carry on, Sergeant.
383
00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:57,322
Is there anything
else, Sergeant?
384
00:21:58,533 --> 00:22:00,167
Sergeant? Sir?
385
00:22:01,137 --> 00:22:02,602
Oh, no, sir.
386
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,689
Thank you, sir.
387
00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:27,411
Attention!
388
00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:28,691
Hold it down! Hold it down!
389
00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,159
What's the matter
with you knuckleheads?
390
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,583
Can't you see we got
a man sleepin' here?
391
00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:34,384
As you were.
392
00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:35,853
Pipe down.
393
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,487
This boy needs his sleep.
394
00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:42,559
He's got acute athenia.
395
00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:01,528
Pyle!
396
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,466
Hey, Sergeant, sir.
397
00:23:05,534 --> 00:23:07,278
What do you think
you're doin' out here, boy?
398
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:09,180
Well, sir, I was just... Don't
you know the punishment
399
00:23:09,204 --> 00:23:11,316
for leaving your quarters after
you've been secured for the night?
400
00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:12,751
Yes, sir, but... What
are you trying to do?
401
00:23:12,775 --> 00:23:14,319
Get yourself
court-martialed, boy?
402
00:23:14,343 --> 00:23:16,421
No, sir. Then what
are you doin' out here?
403
00:23:16,445 --> 00:23:18,111
Well, sir, the fact is
404
00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:20,900
I've been comin' out here to
practice runnin' that obstacle course.
405
00:23:20,949 --> 00:23:23,183
I wanted to help you get
that there Honor Platoon.
406
00:23:23,252 --> 00:23:24,818
And you won't believe this, sir,
407
00:23:24,887 --> 00:23:26,565
but I think I got
this course licked.
408
00:23:26,589 --> 00:23:28,066
You have, huh? Yes,
sir. Here, let me show you.
409
00:23:28,090 --> 00:23:29,490
No. That's all right.
410
00:23:29,558 --> 00:23:31,035
I'd be glad to do it. It
won't take me but a minute.
411
00:23:31,059 --> 00:23:32,593
No, never mind. No.
412
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,806
Uh, look, boy, it's good
you can run the course,
413
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,408
but you gotta do it
during regular hours.
414
00:23:36,432 --> 00:23:38,231
You understand? Yes, sir.
415
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:40,178
Now, tomorrow you can show
me how good you can do it.
416
00:23:40,202 --> 00:23:42,135
Yes, sir. And I do
it real good, too.
417
00:23:42,204 --> 00:23:45,171
I shove off just right and go
right across and everything.
418
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,618
Here, let me show you. No, no!
419
00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:48,442
Tomorrow, tomorrow.
420
00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:51,289
You get back to your
quarters now. Yes, sir.
421
00:23:51,313 --> 00:23:52,553
Where's your cap?
422
00:23:53,816 --> 00:23:55,282
You're standin' on it, sir.
423
00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:56,383
Oh.
424
00:24:00,790 --> 00:24:02,188
What happened, Sergeant?
425
00:24:02,257 --> 00:24:04,217
Didn't you give yourself
a good enough push?
426
00:24:04,259 --> 00:24:06,037
See, when you go all
the way across like that,
427
00:24:06,061 --> 00:24:07,394
you gotta shove off real hard.
428
00:24:07,463 --> 00:24:08,823
And then you'll
swing right back,
429
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,931
and your weight will
take you all the way over.
430
00:24:10,999 --> 00:24:12,165
I did it.
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