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( dramatic theme playing)
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What is the matter, señor?
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Oh, señorita, I got
something here in my eye.
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I see nothing.
Well, it feels gritty,
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like maybe I blinked in a
cinder floating around in the air.
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I still see nothing.
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Well, now, maybe if you would
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just move a
frog's hair closer...
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Oh, señor. If you please.
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(chuckling)
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You have insulted
Spanish womanhood.
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( dramatic theme playing)
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No, Hernando.
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This will be my pleasure.
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(announcer reading
on-screen text)
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♪ Not unless we gotta
go Gotta go into town ♪
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♪ Got an itch to go
to town Got an itch ♪
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♪ I'm thirsty as a
prairie dog Got an itch ♪
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♪ I'm warnin' the women
To offer up a prayer ♪
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♪ I'm dog dirty And
loaded for bear ♪
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♪ Us mountain men are rough ♪
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(donkey brays)
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♪ And mountain men are tough ♪
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(brays)
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♪ Mountain men are
Mean and lowdown ♪
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Yoo-hoo!
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♪ We don't wear no frills ♪
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♪ Don't need 'em in the hills ♪
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♪ Not unless we gotta
go Gotta go into town ♪
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♪ Mountain men are rough ♪
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(donkey brays)
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♪ And mountain men are tough ♪
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(brays)
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♪ Mountain men are
Mean and lowdown ♪
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Yoo-hoo!
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♪ We don't wear no frills ♪
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♪ Don't need 'em in the hills ♪
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♪ Not unless we got to
go Got to go into town ♪
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♪ Into town ♪
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♪ Into town ♪
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Seems like you're in
a spot of trouble there.
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Looks like a job for a man
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with a strong back
and a weak mind.
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Just my size.
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Injun sign talk?
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What tribe you from?
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You ain't a Paiute
Injun, are you?
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I sure hope not.
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Me and the Paiutes ain't
exactly on speaking terms.
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(sighs)
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Well, this should
fix you up. Goodbye.
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You know, Esmeraldie,
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I reckon he must be
one of them pale Injuns.
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♪ Us mountain men are rough ♪
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(donkey brays)
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♪ And mountain men are tough ♪
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(donkey brays)
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♪ Mountain men are
Mean and lowdown ♪
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Yoo-hoo!
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It is an excellent buy
at the price, Don Carlos.
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The quality of the workmanship
is of more interest to me
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than the price.
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You're sure this
was made in Spain?
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Oh, sí.
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Then I shall buy it.
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Wrap it carefully and...
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MOUNTAIN MAN: ♪ I'm
dog dirty And loaded for bear ♪
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♪ Us mountain men are rough ♪
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♪ And mountain men are tough ♪
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What is that?
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I do not know, Don Carlos.
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Perhaps he's some
kind of a foreigner, huh?
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We can do without
foreigners in California.
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Deliver the candelabra
to my hacienda.
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Sí, Don Carlos.
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It will be delivered
this afternoon.
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And so when my wages did not
arrive today as I had expected,
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I felt very sad.
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But then I thought of
you, and I said to myself:
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"My good friend Carlotta,
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she will advance
me a little more credit
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until my wages arrive."
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Oh.
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It's times like these
when one knows
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who one's friends
really are, eh, Carlotta?
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Oh, but of course, sergeant.
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Water. This is water.
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Well, I am surprised that
you recognized it, sergeant.
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I did not order water.
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Perhaps not, but it is
the only thing in the tavern
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that is free.
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But, Carlotta, I have
been your friend for...
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Sergeant, you owe us 5
pesos and 26 centavos,
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and until you pay
that, no more credit.
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(mountain man screams)
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I'm as hungry as a
woodpecker with a sore head.
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Bring on the vittles.
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Buenos días, señor.
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Do you wish food?
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That I do. That I do. I...
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Say, you're a
likely-looking baggage.
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Oh, señor, if you please.
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You got substance to you, gal,
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and me, I'm a guy
what likes substance.
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CARLOTTA: Señor, you wish food?
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Honey, I'm so
hungry I'll eat anything
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that don't bite me first.
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Bring me plenty of vittles
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and a bottle of your
best beaver blood.
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Sí, señor.
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Beaver blood?
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Start me off with a
small one, about like that.
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Sí.
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You will pardon me, señor,
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but you are a stranger
to Los Angeles, no?
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I'm a stranger to
Los Angeles, yes.
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Where do you come from?
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Up yonder.
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Where the tall timber grows
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and the hooty owls
sing like nightingales.
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What reason brings
you to our pueblo?
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Well, I didn't have no choice.
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It was either get
out of there in a hurry
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or have the hair
peeled off my head
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the way you skin a
grape. Please, señor,
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hooty owls, grapes.
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You are confusing me.
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I ask these questions simply
because it is my duty to do so.
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Allow me to introduce myself.
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Demetrio Lopez Garcia,
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sergeant in the service
of the king of Spain,
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and acting comandante of
the Pueblo de Los Angeles.
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Phew! All you forgot to add
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was high potentate
of next-to-nothing
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and windbag extraordinaire.
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Sí, I...
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Would you mind
repeating that, please?
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You want to know who I am?
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Well, sir, Joe Crane stands
in front of you, as big as life
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and twice as nasty.
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I was born in a grizzly den
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and raised on buffalo milk.
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I'm blood brother
to the west wind
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and full cousin to
the howling wolf.
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I'm so mean, I'll
fight a rattlesnake
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and give him first bite.
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I'm king of all the
mountain men.
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And right now I'm as thirsty
as a mud hen on a tin roof.
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(cork pops)
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JOE: Ah.
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And I ain't been so hungry
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since I had to eat my moccasins
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back in the blizzard of 1809.
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GARCIA: You did?
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JOE: Boiled them
first, of course.
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GARCIA: You did?
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Señor Crane, you
still have not told...
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Oh, buenos días, Don Diego.
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Good morning, sergeant.
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Señor Crane, my name
is Diego de la Vega.
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Howdy. I would like to thank you
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for helping my servant
Bernardo this morning.
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Servant, huh? (chuckles)
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I thought it was some new
kind of California Indian.
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How come the sign language?
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Bernardo neither
hears nor speaks.
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Oh. GARCIA: Señor Crane,
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I still must know
where you are from.
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Other side of the mountains.
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Well, then you must
be an Americano.
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That's about the size of it.
GARCIA: An Americano?
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You have permission
to enter California?
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What for? Free
country, ain't it?
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California is a
possession of Spain, señor.
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GARCIA: Unless you
have a permit to enter,
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the law says I
must put you in jail.
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Jail? Now hold your horses.
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I didn't come to your blessed
California because I wanted to.
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I been trapping up
in the high Sierras.
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Bunch of Paiutes jumped
me, tried to give me a haircut.
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Chased me down, here I am.
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Well, sergeant,
obviously Señor Crane
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had no choice in the matter.
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Whether he did
or not, Don Diego,
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the law says he must
have a permit to be here.
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DIEGO: Well, I understand this,
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but would it not be better
to treat him as a guest
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instead of an intruder?
GARCIA: I am sorry, Don Diego,
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but the law is strict
as regards foreigners.
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Well, I suppose you must
do your duty as you see fit.
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Once again, señor, thank you.
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I was kind of figuring
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having some fun
here in your pueblo.
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I sure don't fancy spending
no time in no hoosegow.
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Can't we powwow about this?
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Uh, you know, talk it over
a little bit, uh, general?
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There is nothing to talk
about. The law is the law.
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Yeah, I reckon a man
of your importance
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couldn't waste his time
talking to no measly varmint
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like myself, could
he, uh, general?
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It makes no difference
how important I am. I...
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General?
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Well, of course, I may
have been mistaken.
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On the other hand,
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I suppose perhaps...
Sit right down, general,
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and join me in a spot
of this beaver blood.
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(guitar being strummed)
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You move right fast for a
man with so much leaf lard
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on his carcass, don't you?
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I'm always willing to give
the other party an audience.
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Now, if you wish to discuss
your problems with me,
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I shall be happy to spend the
rest of the afternoon doing so.
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Now I understand
how the Americanos
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won their country
from the English.
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I, uh... I think they
talked them out of it.
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But the best beef in
the whole wide world
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can't hold a candle
to bear meat.
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Remind me once I caught a bear
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inside a honey tree.
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Rolled a log to block the hole
so the critter couldn't get out,
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blew the whole thing
sky-high with gunpowder.
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Well, sir, that bear meat
had the finest honey flavor
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you ever did taste.
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Why, folks come from mile
around just to get my recipe.
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He has the table
manners of an animal.
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Señorita.
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Another bottle for
me and the general.
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Sí, señor.
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General?
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Ah, Señor Crane,
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you mountain men
seem to have a lot of fun.
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(laughs): Well,
we generally try to.
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No, a mountain man, he...
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He don't rightly figure he's
down out of the mountains
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unless he's had
some good vittles,
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something stronger
than milk to drink
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and, uh...
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a pretty gal to kiss.
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Oh, but Señor Crane,
do not try to kiss her.
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Why not? She spoken for?
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I do not understand.
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Well, she ain't married, is she?
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Oh, no. Carlotta is a señorita,
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but still, our
customs do not permit
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such familiarities as kissing.
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Well, mine do, general,
and let me tell you,
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when it comes to
kissing a pretty gal,
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I ain't got no more conscience
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than a bull buffalo
in a stampede.
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General, there's one
thing you gotta understand:
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All women wanna be kissed.
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Ha-ha. Not Spanish women.
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Oh, all women are the same
the whole wide world over.
254
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:25,070
What you gotta savvy is what
goes on with them up here.
255
00:12:25,094 --> 00:12:27,739
Now, if a gal was to kiss
a man of her own free will,
256
00:12:27,763 --> 00:12:29,942
well, folks might
say she was a hussy,
257
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,111
but if she was tricked
into it, not knowing about it,
258
00:12:32,135 --> 00:12:34,780
then she'd have all the fun
out of it, none of the blame.
259
00:12:34,804 --> 00:12:38,139
Tricked into it? But how?
260
00:12:39,742 --> 00:12:41,386
You just keep an eye on me,
261
00:12:41,410 --> 00:12:42,922
and maybe you'll
learn a thing or two.
262
00:12:42,946 --> 00:12:44,489
Señor Crane,
263
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:46,959
I still do not think this
is the right thing to do.
264
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,916
( lighthearted theme playing)
265
00:12:56,726 --> 00:12:57,992
(clears throat)
266
00:12:59,595 --> 00:13:00,906
What is the matter, señor?
267
00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:03,931
Oh, señorita, I got
something here in my eye.
268
00:13:10,673 --> 00:13:11,817
I see nothing.
269
00:13:11,841 --> 00:13:14,086
Well, it feels
gritty, like maybe I
270
00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:16,421
blinked in a cinder
floating around in the air.
271
00:13:16,445 --> 00:13:17,957
I still see nothing.
272
00:13:17,981 --> 00:13:21,215
Well, now, maybe if you'd
just move a frog's hair closer.
273
00:13:23,786 --> 00:13:25,731
Oh, señor, if you
please! (laughs)
274
00:13:25,755 --> 00:13:27,699
Now, that didn't
hurt much, did it?
275
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:28,700
Well...
276
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,191
You pig!
277
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:32,994
(laughing)
278
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,419
You have insulted
Spanish womanhood.
279
00:13:54,784 --> 00:13:58,052
No, Hernando. This
will be my pleasure.
280
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,601
Don Carlos,
281
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,669
the Americano is not
familiar with our customs.
282
00:14:04,693 --> 00:14:06,305
You will not harm him.
283
00:14:06,329 --> 00:14:09,063
Americano? So that's what he is.
284
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,710
A barbarian.
285
00:14:11,734 --> 00:14:14,880
Don Carlos. The
Americano is unarmed.
286
00:14:14,904 --> 00:14:17,049
CARLOS: But this is not a duel.
287
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,984
It's an execution.
288
00:14:19,008 --> 00:14:22,388
( ominous theme playing)
289
00:14:22,412 --> 00:14:24,689
Don Carlos, this
is not a fair fight.
290
00:14:24,713 --> 00:14:26,558
JOE: Keep out of this, general.
291
00:14:26,582 --> 00:14:29,350
Just give me plenty of
elbow room. I'll be all right.
292
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,566
(Joe laughs)
293
00:14:49,272 --> 00:14:50,715
That is enough.
294
00:14:50,739 --> 00:14:52,651
The Americano is my prisoner.
295
00:14:52,675 --> 00:14:54,586
You will make no
more attempts on his life
296
00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:57,050
or I shall put you in jail too.
297
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,693
Well, Señor Crane.
298
00:15:01,717 --> 00:15:03,429
You have created
quite a disturbance.
299
00:15:03,453 --> 00:15:05,297
Well, I had a
little fun doing it.
300
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,167
I am sorry, but I must
lock you up in my jail.
301
00:15:08,191 --> 00:15:09,191
You will come with me.
302
00:15:13,463 --> 00:15:16,075
Please? Oh, is
that any way to treat
303
00:15:16,099 --> 00:15:18,539
one of your old drinking
buddies, general?
304
00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:37,596
(door closes)
305
00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:39,798
Don Diego, can anything be done
306
00:15:39,822 --> 00:15:42,134
to keep the
Americano out of jail?
307
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,568
As long as he's in Los Angeles,
308
00:15:43,592 --> 00:15:46,472
he'll be far safer in
jail than anywhere else.
309
00:15:46,496 --> 00:15:49,941
Don Carlos will never forgive
the Americano for striking him.
310
00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:52,233
( soft theme playing)
311
00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:00,952
Are they putting
the foreigner in jail?
312
00:16:00,976 --> 00:16:03,788
Sí, Don Carlos.
That is for the best.
313
00:16:03,812 --> 00:16:06,191
At least tonight we shall
know where to find him.
314
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,293
Where to find him, señor?
315
00:16:08,317 --> 00:16:10,929
Do you think I would permit
him to live through the night
316
00:16:10,953 --> 00:16:13,399
after what he's done?
317
00:16:13,423 --> 00:16:15,523
( ominous theme playing)
318
00:16:18,428 --> 00:16:19,704
(air whooshing)
319
00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:20,827
Tonight.
320
00:16:30,005 --> 00:16:31,283
Ain't often you can find a man
321
00:16:31,307 --> 00:16:33,385
who can hit a mark
like that on the first try.
322
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,688
It doesn't look very hard to do.
323
00:16:35,712 --> 00:16:37,789
What? Most things
seem the easiest
324
00:16:37,813 --> 00:16:39,491
when an expert does it.
325
00:16:39,515 --> 00:16:41,093
I think I could hit it.
326
00:16:41,117 --> 00:16:43,362
Takes a lot of
concentration and know-how.
327
00:16:43,386 --> 00:16:46,098
Here, let me try it once.
328
00:16:46,122 --> 00:16:49,034
Boy, you'd, uh, just be
disappointing yourself.
329
00:16:49,058 --> 00:16:50,236
Oh, please, Señor Crane.
330
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,104
Just once.
331
00:16:52,128 --> 00:16:55,896
Well, it goes against my
better judgment, but for you...
332
00:17:01,738 --> 00:17:04,916
Clumsier than a hound
dog with the staggers.
333
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,685
REYES: Once more.
334
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:08,409
(braying)
335
00:17:11,748 --> 00:17:13,191
Say, uh...
336
00:17:13,215 --> 00:17:16,161
Now, who usually keeps
them keys to the jail cells?
337
00:17:16,185 --> 00:17:18,085
Sergeant Garcia.
338
00:17:23,058 --> 00:17:24,659
I did it!
339
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,584
Just once more?
340
00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:32,433
Please?
341
00:17:43,879 --> 00:17:46,614
Yes, sir, boy, you've
got that down to a fine art.
342
00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:51,997
Just shows what
a little background
343
00:17:52,021 --> 00:17:53,954
and training will do for a man.
344
00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:07,045
Corporal Reyes.
345
00:18:07,069 --> 00:18:10,582
Do not talk while I'm
shooting. It disturbs my aim.
346
00:18:10,606 --> 00:18:13,084
Attention.
347
00:18:13,108 --> 00:18:15,220
The next time I want some
idiot to guard a prisoner,
348
00:18:15,244 --> 00:18:17,745
I'll do it myself. Sí, sergeant.
349
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,727
Señor Crane, it is time for me
350
00:18:21,751 --> 00:18:23,462
to lock you up in
the cell for the night.
351
00:18:23,486 --> 00:18:26,754
Well, you're the high
muckamuck around here, general.
352
00:18:30,727 --> 00:18:33,872
Sergeant, why does
he call you general?
353
00:18:33,896 --> 00:18:36,575
Why? Because it
is perfectly natural.
354
00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:39,911
Any intelligent person might
make the same mistake.
355
00:18:39,935 --> 00:18:42,914
Everyone is not
stupid, corporal.
356
00:18:42,938 --> 00:18:44,538
Señor Joe.
357
00:18:47,276 --> 00:18:49,822
I think it is because of me
you are in so much trouble, no?
358
00:18:49,846 --> 00:18:52,057
Oh, señorita, honey, it
weren't your fault at all.
359
00:18:52,081 --> 00:18:54,059
Every time I come down
out of them mountains,
360
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:55,861
why, trouble just
latches on to me
361
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,963
like a sick kitten
to a warm brick.
362
00:18:57,987 --> 00:19:01,233
Still I feel partly responsible.
I want you to have these.
363
00:19:01,257 --> 00:19:02,868
I baked them for you myself.
364
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,169
JOE: That's mighty fine of you.
365
00:19:04,193 --> 00:19:06,171
They look delicious.
366
00:19:06,195 --> 00:19:08,006
Sergeant, these are for
Señor Joe, not for you.
367
00:19:08,030 --> 00:19:09,608
Carlotta,
368
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:12,277
as acting comandante, it is
my duty to search all foodstuffs
369
00:19:12,301 --> 00:19:14,145
for concealed weapons or tools.
370
00:19:14,169 --> 00:19:15,981
For all I know, you
may have hidden a file
371
00:19:16,005 --> 00:19:17,605
in one of these cakes.
372
00:19:20,543 --> 00:19:23,489
Carlotta, what are you doing?
373
00:19:23,513 --> 00:19:25,924
There. Now, when you have
finished eating all the cakes
374
00:19:25,948 --> 00:19:28,761
you can return the
keys to Sergeant Garcia.
375
00:19:28,785 --> 00:19:30,529
Oh, and Señor Joe,
376
00:19:30,553 --> 00:19:31,897
when they release you from jail,
377
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,332
you must come and dine
with my papa and me.
378
00:19:34,356 --> 00:19:35,601
We live just north
of the pueblo,
379
00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:37,235
in a little white house
by the crossroads.
380
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:40,205
Thanks for the invite, señorita.
381
00:19:40,229 --> 00:19:41,429
( lighthearted theme playing)
382
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,399
Don Carlos.
383
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:10,135
I have told our friend here
something of our plans.
384
00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:12,170
Do you wish to help us, Pedro?
385
00:20:12,194 --> 00:20:13,772
Sí, Don Carlos.
386
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,674
I do not like foreigners either.
387
00:20:15,698 --> 00:20:17,275
CARLOS: We must act tonight.
388
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,377
For all we know, that
incompetent sergeant
389
00:20:19,401 --> 00:20:22,548
may let the Americano
go free tomorrow.
390
00:20:22,572 --> 00:20:25,417
Pedro and I will help you
climb to the top of the wall.
391
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:27,820
From there, anyone
inside the jail cells
392
00:20:27,844 --> 00:20:30,055
will make an easy target.
393
00:20:30,079 --> 00:20:31,490
Actually,
394
00:20:31,514 --> 00:20:34,927
this is a patriotic
thing we are doing.
395
00:20:34,951 --> 00:20:37,529
A foreigner has
invaded our country.
396
00:20:37,553 --> 00:20:39,264
We must make an example of him
397
00:20:39,288 --> 00:20:41,299
or others will
be sure to follow.
398
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,468
I agree.
399
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,269
We will wait until
we are certain
400
00:20:44,293 --> 00:20:47,573
that fat sergeant and
his lancers are asleep.
401
00:20:47,597 --> 00:20:50,075
Oh, Pedro, I shall
order some wine for you.
402
00:20:50,099 --> 00:20:51,866
Barmaid.
403
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:55,603
( suspenseful theme playing)
404
00:21:03,579 --> 00:21:06,892
Sergeant Garcia. Señor Zorro.
405
00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:09,728
Where are the
keys to the jail cells?
406
00:21:09,752 --> 00:21:12,285
Keys. Jail cell.
407
00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:27,445
Keys. Zorro.
408
00:21:27,469 --> 00:21:30,048
Come quickly, señor.
409
00:21:30,072 --> 00:21:31,683
My furs are in the next cell.
410
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:32,918
There's no time to waste. Come.
411
00:21:32,942 --> 00:21:35,286
No, sir, I ain't going
without my furs.
412
00:21:35,310 --> 00:21:37,745
I'm afraid I must
insist, señor. Hurry.
413
00:21:41,684 --> 00:21:44,785
GARCIA: Corporal
Reyes! Corporal Reyes!
414
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:47,699
Go back to your
mountains, señor.
415
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,668
I'll keep the sergeant
occupied until you escape.
416
00:21:49,692 --> 00:21:51,525
GARCIA: Lancers!
417
00:21:55,497 --> 00:21:58,143
Señor Zorro, you
are my prisoner.
418
00:21:58,167 --> 00:21:59,807
(chuckles): Not again, sergeant.
419
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,308
(grunting)
420
00:22:13,049 --> 00:22:14,414
One moment, señor.
421
00:22:18,153 --> 00:22:19,419
En garde!
422
00:22:30,066 --> 00:22:32,410
Señor Zorro, is this
a fair way to fight?
423
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:34,813
They tell me that all is fair
in love and war, sergeant.
424
00:22:34,837 --> 00:22:37,404
( heroic theme playing)
425
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,209
Lancers! To arms!
426
00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:48,949
REYES: Lancers!
Lancers! To arms!
427
00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:57,124
(grunting)
428
00:23:04,433 --> 00:23:06,044
I should have
allowed for the wind.
429
00:23:06,068 --> 00:23:08,168
( dramatic theme playing)
430
00:23:12,274 --> 00:23:13,707
We'll get him, sergeant!
431
00:23:18,114 --> 00:23:20,058
GARCIA: Corporal, if
you let him get away,
432
00:23:20,082 --> 00:23:21,982
I'll court-martial you!
433
00:23:28,590 --> 00:23:30,190
Help me up.
434
00:23:33,562 --> 00:23:35,062
Whoa!
435
00:23:36,565 --> 00:23:38,777
Muchas gracias, amigos.
436
00:23:38,801 --> 00:23:41,379
I could never have done
this without your help.
437
00:23:41,403 --> 00:23:43,782
Capture him!
438
00:23:43,806 --> 00:23:46,540
( adventurous theme playing)
439
00:23:53,983 --> 00:23:56,795
Lancers, to horse!
440
00:23:56,819 --> 00:23:58,185
(grunts)
441
00:24:01,724 --> 00:24:03,101
Señores.
442
00:24:03,125 --> 00:24:07,139
The Americano has already
escaped your vengeance.
443
00:24:07,163 --> 00:24:08,762
(gunshots)
444
00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:13,845
The Americano has
no horse, Don Carlos.
445
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:17,049
He can't go very far on foot.
446
00:24:17,073 --> 00:24:19,051
We'll go after him
in the morning.
447
00:24:19,075 --> 00:24:21,186
( dramatic theme playing)
448
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:22,642
After him!
449
00:24:25,848 --> 00:24:27,447
Wait! Wait for me!
450
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,198
Well, by now the Americano
451
00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:35,701
should be well on his
way back to his mountains.
452
00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:37,502
Of course, it's too bad
he had to lose his furs,
453
00:24:37,526 --> 00:24:39,559
but he's still alive, huh?
454
00:24:40,395 --> 00:24:42,741
(chuckles)
455
00:24:42,765 --> 00:24:45,077
Remind me to have
a pair of suspenders
456
00:24:45,101 --> 00:24:48,346
sent to Sergeant
Garcia from Zorro.
457
00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:49,469
(laughs)
458
00:24:53,309 --> 00:24:55,987
ANNOUNCER: Next week,
the hound of the Sierras
459
00:24:56,011 --> 00:24:57,655
trained to kill.
460
00:24:57,679 --> 00:24:59,157
We shall go to the pueblo
461
00:24:59,181 --> 00:25:02,127
and let the hound pick up
the Americano's trail there.
462
00:25:02,151 --> 00:25:04,129
And this is Señor Crane's hat.
463
00:25:04,153 --> 00:25:05,663
CARLOTTA: Oh, no.
You must be mistaken.
464
00:25:05,687 --> 00:25:07,265
GARCIA: So he is here, eh?
465
00:25:07,289 --> 00:25:09,200
Lancers, surround the house.
466
00:25:09,224 --> 00:25:11,303
Join us next week
467
00:25:11,327 --> 00:25:14,572
for the exciting escapades of
the mountain man and Zorro.
468
00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:16,529
( dramatic theme playing)
469
00:25:19,735 --> 00:25:21,935
( main theme playing)
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