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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:01,125 --> 00:01:04,417 Summa cum laude! Congratulations! 2 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,458 Give my regards to the Minister. 3 00:01:16,667 --> 00:01:19,167 The next candidate is Davide Di Rienzo! 4 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:31,667 This is killing me. 5 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:45,083 Good morning, I don't see your dad. 6 00:01:45,833 --> 00:01:48,208 Dad's at work. He's in the operating room. 7 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:50,667 I understand. After all, he's the best. 8 00:01:51,167 --> 00:01:54,292 - Give him my regards. Your father is an outstanding doctor. -Alright. 9 00:01:54,458 --> 00:01:57,917 He's competent, passionate, devoted to his patients and to research. 10 00:01:58,083 --> 00:02:00,000 Yes, no one measures up to him. 11 00:02:01,708 --> 00:02:04,583 - Shall we start? - Yes. This is my thesis. 12 00:02:07,667 --> 00:02:09,375 - What the...! - Excuse me! 13 00:02:09,542 --> 00:02:12,458 - What are you doing? Are you touching me? - I didn't do it on purpose. 14 00:02:12,625 --> 00:02:13,792 Get a roll of paper towels! 15 00:02:13,958 --> 00:02:15,792 - Yes, a roll of paper towels! - Give me a roll! 16 00:02:16,625 --> 00:02:18,083 The roll is blocked! 17 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:20,000 - What are you doing? - Give me another roll! 18 00:02:20,458 --> 00:02:22,042 It's blocked! What shall I do? 19 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:27,458 The roll's finished. 20 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:32,417 - Excuse me, I lost an eyeglass. - Where can it be? I'll look for it. 21 00:02:33,208 --> 00:02:36,000 Get out of here! Now! 22 00:02:38,167 --> 00:02:39,458 Excuse me, Mr. Chairman. 23 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:46,583 Problem solved. 24 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,125 Anyway... 25 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:51,000 even 109 cum laude would be fine for me. 26 00:02:51,667 --> 00:02:53,375 How embarrassing. 27 00:02:56,333 --> 00:03:00,708 You got 68 and you want to hang it over the fireplace? 28 00:03:02,417 --> 00:03:04,750 You should put it inside the fireplace. 29 00:03:04,917 --> 00:03:07,792 Dad, I got performance anxiety. They started talking about you. 30 00:03:08,667 --> 00:03:09,750 I get anxious... 31 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,500 Get that gum out of your mouth. 32 00:03:12,917 --> 00:03:14,833 Hey, don't spit it out on my desk! 33 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:17,417 Don't put it back in your mouth! What are you doing? 34 00:03:17,583 --> 00:03:20,667 It just fell on the floor! Get that gum out of your mouth! Spit it out! 35 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:25,292 How disgusting! How disgusting! Stop it! Enough! 36 00:03:25,958 --> 00:03:28,875 For goodness' sake! How disgusting! 37 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:33,625 An anxious doctor gets things wrong. 38 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:36,833 He then ends up prescribing 20 drugs for one illness. 39 00:03:37,625 --> 00:03:43,292 - A great doctor prescribes one drug and solves 20 illnesses. - Oh, dad... 40 00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:46,875 The Di Rienzo's are renowned in the field of Medicine, since the 19th Century. 41 00:03:47,042 --> 00:03:49,708 After achieving 68, you'd better choose another job. 42 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,458 So, what do you want to do? 43 00:03:56,167 --> 00:03:57,792 Dad, I want to help other people. 44 00:04:00,333 --> 00:04:02,667 Well, if you want to help other people... 45 00:04:03,958 --> 00:04:05,667 you can work as a volunteer for charities. 46 00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:08,042 In the meantime, I'll see if I can get you a good job. 47 00:04:08,208 --> 00:04:09,125 Are you happy? 48 00:04:12,167 --> 00:04:15,083 Excuse me, but I have to call the Minister for Health now. 49 00:04:15,667 --> 00:04:17,208 Dad, I'm going to be a great doctor. 50 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:21,583 10:00 a.m. — FIRST DAY OF WORK 51 00:04:27,875 --> 00:04:30,667 Good morning. I'm the new medical intern. 52 00:04:30,833 --> 00:04:33,875 The doctor's late. A patient is waiting inside. 53 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:36,833 What should I do? It's my patient zero. 54 00:04:37,292 --> 00:04:41,917 I'm having my break now. I'll send you two coffees so you can gain some time. 55 00:04:42,083 --> 00:04:44,833 - Thank you. - And remove the price tag. 56 00:04:53,417 --> 00:04:54,417 Hello. 57 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,458 Did the old man retire? 58 00:04:57,250 --> 00:05:00,792 Uhm, yes. I mean, I'm the new intern. 59 00:05:00,958 --> 00:05:03,375 - Oh, good. Make room for the youth! - Thank you. 60 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:05,583 How are you? 61 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:08,750 I'm fine! It's my wife who's paranoid. 62 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:12,000 I have a slight pain in my arm, but this is what she does... 63 00:05:18,417 --> 00:05:21,042 - Is that what your wife does? - No, I'm doing it now... 64 00:05:21,958 --> 00:05:22,917 What do you mean now? 65 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:26,292 - Doctor! Doctor, I can't breathe! - You can't breathe? 66 00:05:26,458 --> 00:05:30,083 My arm feels tense... My chest hurts. It's a heart attack! 67 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:31,500 No, it doesn't seem like one. 68 00:05:31,667 --> 00:05:35,833 - What do you mean? It's a heart attack. - No, no. Calm down. Breathe. 69 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:40,792 - Oh, my God. Doctor... - I'll get you some... aloe Vera. 70 00:05:40,958 --> 00:05:43,250 - Hey, I don't have a sunburn! - Calm down. 71 00:05:43,417 --> 00:05:45,958 - What are you taking about? What's that? - A tranquilizer. 72 00:05:46,125 --> 00:05:48,042 You want to give me a tranquilizer for a heart attack? 73 00:05:48,208 --> 00:05:50,333 It's not for you, it's for me. I get anxious. Calm down. 74 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,750 You don't know how to handle this! Call someone! 75 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:54,875 - Yes, call your wife. - My wife? Is she a doctor? 76 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:57,417 Yes, your wife was saying... 77 00:05:57,583 --> 00:06:00,083 I'm the one in pain, not my wife! Call... 78 00:06:00,458 --> 00:06:03,208 - Let's call the... - Call 911! 79 00:06:03,375 --> 00:06:05,375 - Great idea! - Yeah, great idea. 911. 80 00:06:06,417 --> 00:06:07,417 Oh, my goodness. 81 00:06:07,833 --> 00:06:08,958 - My goodness. - Hello? 82 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:13,083 Hello? Hello? Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! 83 00:06:13,417 --> 00:06:14,667 One ambulance is enough, right? 84 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,958 Do you want half of it? Are you ordering pizza? One! 85 00:06:17,125 --> 00:06:18,917 One! One! One is enough! 86 00:06:19,083 --> 00:06:22,792 So... We're at a doctor's office. Someone's having a heart attack. 87 00:06:22,958 --> 00:06:25,458 What? You're at a doctor's office? Then call a doctor. 88 00:06:25,625 --> 00:06:29,125 Yes, no, I am a doctor, but I'm a medical intern. 89 00:06:29,625 --> 00:06:33,667 Can you...? Yes. Yes. Yes. Exactly! Exactly! 90 00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:34,750 Make it short! 91 00:06:34,917 --> 00:06:38,500 Perfect! Alright, alright... I'll put you on speakerphone. 92 00:06:38,667 --> 00:06:41,333 - On speakerphone. - The red button! The red button! 93 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:43,333 You need to switch on the defibrillator. 94 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:45,417 There's one in every doctor's office. Find it. 95 00:06:45,583 --> 00:06:47,250 - The defib... - Defibrillator! 96 00:06:47,417 --> 00:06:48,958 - The defibrillator! - It's over there! 97 00:06:49,125 --> 00:06:50,542 - Defibrillator. - Oh, my goodness. 98 00:06:50,708 --> 00:06:52,833 Alright, relax. 99 00:06:55,542 --> 00:06:56,625 Can you come over here? 100 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:58,667 What the hell are you saying? Come here! 101 00:06:58,833 --> 00:07:02,833 No, no, I'll bring it. Alright. Calm down. Calm down. 102 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:05,500 Oh my God! 103 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:08,875 Alright. Don't move. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. 104 00:07:09,042 --> 00:07:12,208 Don't move. Don't move. Keep calm. 105 00:07:12,375 --> 00:07:13,417 Are you ironing my jacket? 106 00:07:13,583 --> 00:07:16,792 - So... It's switched on. - Doctor! Doctor! 107 00:07:17,292 --> 00:07:18,583 Tell my wife 108 00:07:19,375 --> 00:07:20,708 that I've always... 109 00:07:21,792 --> 00:07:24,000 - Looked for her? - Loved her. 110 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:27,667 You didn't get this right either. 111 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:31,417 Hello? Did you switch it on? 112 00:07:31,583 --> 00:07:32,500 It just went dead. 113 00:07:32,667 --> 00:07:33,542 Turn it on! 114 00:07:33,708 --> 00:07:34,875 - It just went dead. - Tum it on'.! 115 00:07:35,042 --> 00:07:36,250 It just went dead! He's gone! 116 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,458 I felt ashamed for what had happened. 117 00:07:41,625 --> 00:07:44,208 So, I followed dad's advice, 118 00:07:44,375 --> 00:07:48,583 and started working as a volunteer for charity, while waiting for a job. 119 00:07:54,167 --> 00:07:55,083 Thanks. 120 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:57,875 - How many are there? - About 150. 121 00:07:59,042 --> 00:08:01,958 16 years later, I'm still here. 122 00:08:02,458 --> 00:08:03,417 Brother... 123 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:06,125 The girl in the car is Irene, my girlfriend. 124 00:08:06,292 --> 00:08:09,958 She says that I consider love an insurance: it lasts one year. 125 00:08:10,125 --> 00:08:12,292 - Hey, man. - Dude! - Everything alright? 126 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,750 You won the championship thanks to us foreigners, huh? 127 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:18,958 You need to be humble. We destroyed everyone. 128 00:08:21,208 --> 00:08:22,250 Hey... 129 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:25,792 Are you an immigrant, too? 130 00:08:25,958 --> 00:08:29,458 No, I'm going camping. I'm travelling to Croatia. 131 00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:33,583 I'm driving all the way to Croatia. 132 00:08:34,167 --> 00:08:37,750 Once we get to the border, we get on our bikes. 133 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:40,375 She decided to travel by bike 134 00:08:40,542 --> 00:08:45,000 for 1.800 Kilometers from coast to coast. 135 00:08:45,167 --> 00:08:47,167 - On the way back? - You think we'll come back alive? 136 00:08:48,292 --> 00:08:50,083 Cool, dude! 137 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:52,083 All in all, it's not a bad life. 138 00:08:52,250 --> 00:08:55,250 What hurts is being compared to my siblings. 139 00:08:58,083 --> 00:08:59,375 Renzo is a lawyer. 140 00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:04,000 He has a perfect wife, who studied diction for 12 years, 141 00:09:04,167 --> 00:09:06,417 and his two kids seem like the ones you see on ads. 142 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:09,042 The “Clumsy Cookies" taste good! 143 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:13,917 And they're also light and nutritious. 144 00:09:16,042 --> 00:09:18,250 - What's the matter? - I'll take the girl to the bathroom. 145 00:09:18,417 --> 00:09:21,000 Oh, right. There's two of you. 146 00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:22,125 Come, darling. 147 00:09:24,292 --> 00:09:27,958 Be as quick as light, we need to catch a flight. 148 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:32,875 Excuse me, madame. You're going to Rimini with your skis in August? 149 00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:35,875 I'm going skiing in Switzerland after the conference. 150 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,458 Oh, wonderful! Wonderful! 151 00:09:37,708 --> 00:09:42,292 I saw you on TV yesterday. Actually... could I have your autograph? 152 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:43,833 Gladly. 153 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,792 Isabella is a psychologist. 154 00:09:45,958 --> 00:09:47,750 She's an expert in the field of adolescence, 155 00:09:47,917 --> 00:09:51,083 and she unsurprisingly raised the ideal son by herself. 156 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:52,417 Now he's studying at Harvard. 157 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:54,292 Filippo is top of the class. 158 00:09:54,458 --> 00:09:56,333 - I don't believe you... - Yes! 159 00:09:57,292 --> 00:10:01,083 We never see each other. Only on holy days of obligation. 160 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:02,917 Obliged by my father. 161 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:06,042 Thank goodness he didn't take after Uncle Davide. 162 00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:07,792 Filippo is a football captain. 163 00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:14,333 Filippo won the "Yearly Friend Award“. 164 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:23,208 Attention everyone! We have a nice scroll for Uncle Davide tonight. 165 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:24,500 - For me? - Yes! 166 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:25,542 My goodness! 167 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:26,708 Let's see! Let's see! 168 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:29,292 The Black Sheep of the Family! 169 00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:32,875 - How sweet! - If I'm a black sheep, you're a sly one! 170 00:10:33,042 --> 00:10:35,458 What? How dare you say that to my sister? 171 00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:37,583 - You're a buttoned-up swine! - Are you asking for it? 172 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:40,458 As long as the buttons don't pop off or you'll kill the family! 173 00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:42,875 Silence! Stop it! 174 00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:46,042 We have always quarreled, until... 175 00:10:46,208 --> 00:10:48,667 Did you get the soya beans and the go“ berries? 176 00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:52,292 - Not yet. I'm on the phone. - I knew it, so I got them. 177 00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:53,375 Mom? 178 00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:56,667 Why are you crying? 179 00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:03,583 Your father passed away. 180 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:07,917 What a tragedy... 181 00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:08,958 Dramatic... 182 00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:10,250 That's terrible... 183 00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:12,792 It's a catastrophe. 184 00:11:13,292 --> 00:11:15,208 We have to cancel our flight to the Maldives! 185 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,500 I'm sorry. 186 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:33,208 EVEN IN THE BEST OF FAMILIES 187 00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:07,875 Wow... My big-nosed brother's here, too. 188 00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:45,583 Mom, why are you crying? 189 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:50,875 You're supposed to cry at funerals, honey. 190 00:12:53,292 --> 00:12:55,125 What a beautiful ceremony. 191 00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:03,667 - I'll carry dad's coffin. - No, why? They can handle it. Wait. 192 00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:07,000 We're his sons. Why leave it to some strangers? 193 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,125 Excuse me? Excuse me? 194 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:12,750 Excuse me. 195 00:13:17,292 --> 00:13:21,333 You think it's dad? It's me. Excuse me. He's my father. 196 00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:26,125 Hey? Hey? Be careful. 197 00:13:27,958 --> 00:13:29,083 Dad... 198 00:13:31,958 --> 00:13:35,625 I'm so sorry. Your father was a great man. 199 00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:36,833 He was average. 200 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,333 A great example. I always wanted to be like him. 201 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,917 Always willing to help everyone. 202 00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:46,292 - My father... - Instead, I got everything wrong. 203 00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:51,042 Don't worry. He wasn't that sympathetic after all. 204 00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:56,125 I was wrong, I was ungenerous. Instead, your father was incredibly generous. 205 00:13:56,292 --> 00:13:58,667 - Dad... - “I need some money." 206 00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,708 He needed no second bidding. 207 00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:04,833 In fact, he'd say no the first time around, my father wasn't... 208 00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:10,500 He was always so positive in life... I wasn't. I was wrong. 209 00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:12,875 Dad was... sad and ungenerous. 210 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:14,750 So, what did I get wrong? 211 00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:17,333 You got the wrong funeral. Apparently, you don't know my dad. 212 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,833 What a shame... 213 00:14:28,042 --> 00:14:29,417 Here she is. Filomena. 214 00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:31,583 How is she, Filomé? 215 00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:36,458 She was traumatized, the doctor gave her a papaverine. 216 00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:39,000 Stay close to her. 217 00:14:39,542 --> 00:14:40,917 - May I? -Mmh 218 00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:43,292 She's traumatized. I gave her a tranquilizer. 219 00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:45,792 Make sure you stay close to her. 220 00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:48,042 - Thank you, doctor. - Thank you, doctor. 221 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:49,208 Thank you, Filomé. 222 00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:55,167 You wanted to go on holiday, even though mom's unwell? You traumatized her! 223 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:57,292 - No, you traumatized her! - Me? You did! 224 00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:59,667 - Dad looked like a zombie in his coffin! - Guys! 225 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:02,125 Mom is giving up on life! We already buried dad! 226 00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,417 Do you want us to bu... bu... 227 00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:06,708 - Bury! - Bury mom? 228 00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:09,167 Yeah, great! Is this what you call optimism? You big nose! 229 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,958 - Me? Big nose? You're a blockhead! - Guys! 230 00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:12,542 You empty-headed moron! 231 00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:17,375 Renzo! Let the psychologist speak! Not your sister. 232 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:21,917 When you face a loss, you need to be comforted. 233 00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:25,417 - I'm going to see how my mother is. - Go check on mom. 234 00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:29,042 - Blockhead! - Big nose. 235 00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:31,292 This isn't a big nose. It's a French nose. 236 00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:33,500 You can ski on that nose. 237 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:36,333 Where did you get that shirt? In the savannah? 238 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,708 You can go on a skiing holiday. 239 00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:40,375 Did you get it hanging from a Iiana? 240 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,583 You donut blockhead... 241 00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,333 What kind of father are you? 242 00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:48,458 You even promised the kids you'd take them surfing. 243 00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:51,833 Besides, couldn't your lazybones brother stay here? 244 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,125 Oh no, I forgot! You allow your family to trample over you like an amoeba! 245 00:15:55,292 --> 00:15:57,458 Or rather, you're a piece of amoeba! 246 00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:02,625 Honey... Everything alright? 247 00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:10,167 - Dad, can I ask you a question? - Of course. Sit down. 248 00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:15,125 What will happen when you die? 249 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,500 Honey, you go to paradise. 250 00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:19,917 You get to know new people. 251 00:16:20,292 --> 00:16:22,833 You meet people you already knew. 252 00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:27,333 - And there are lots of angels... - No, you didn't get it. 253 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,958 What will happen when you die? 254 00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:32,917 To whom will you leave your money, houses, and estates? To whom? 255 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,583 I'll let you know. 256 00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:39,125 You know I'll get I" here because I have a lot of allergies. 257 00:16:39,292 --> 00:16:43,000 I'm allergic to animal fat, dairy products, egg plants, capers. 258 00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:45,125 All those things that end up on the table in Sicily. 259 00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:48,708 You know what you should do? 260 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:52,083 A piece of advice: take some "life allergy tests". 261 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,625 In fact, the only peculiar value of the tests was you! 262 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:58,000 Besides, I'm tired of your lifestyle. 263 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:00,583 Can I say something? 264 00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:05,000 I'm also a bit tired with some of your behaviors. 265 00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:07,417 When something happens to you, everyone has to keep quiet. 266 00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:09,417 When something happens to me, never mind. 267 00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,083 I mean, you make me eat the craziest stuff. 268 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:17,958 You made me eat seitan Pastiera! Peppered tofu! 269 00:17:18,417 --> 00:17:22,125 You made me eat linseed for breakfast! 270 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,958 Two Kilos of linseed! 271 00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:27,167 I ran to the bathroom and shat a linen shirt with all the buttons! 272 00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:32,042 Do you realize that? Did I complain? No. Did I complain? No. 273 00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:36,417 I quietly went to the bathroom, without saying a word. 274 00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:41,875 The insurance is overdue. 275 00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:50,833 Can you hear me? 276 00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:56,417 Yes. Yes, I hear you now. I'd like to talk to Filippo. 277 00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,958 I'm his mother. Yes. 278 00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:00,958 Can you guys feel the waves splashing? 279 00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:02,792 Can you feel it? 280 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:04,917 Renzo! Careful! 281 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,958 The wave is coming! The wave is coming! Down! 282 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:13,708 Come here. Let's take a selfie. Come here. Come here. 283 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:18,583 Or rather... let's take a “surfie”. 284 00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:24,875 Good thing she lasted beyond the new year... 285 00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:29,333 This one is gone, too. Aren't you happy? 286 00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:33,208 Since you traumatized mom, we have to surf on the lawn. 287 00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:36,708 Right now, we should have been in a luxury 5-star resort, 1st class! 288 00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:39,583 The Pope goes there on holiday, too! 289 00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:44,250 What's this place called? The “Jesus Resort"? 290 00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:45,667 Wow! What a funny crack! 291 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,375 How about you joking around about “surfies”? 292 00:18:48,542 --> 00:18:50,000 - They were laughing. - Laughing at you. 293 00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:53,125 I can afford traveling to these places because I work my ass off. 294 00:18:53,292 --> 00:18:56,042 Unlike you, you don't work and still get by with mommy's pocket money. 295 00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:58,458 It's not pocket money. It's the rent of the villa. 296 00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:01,750 It was Davide's idea to turn it into a B&B. 297 00:19:01,917 --> 00:19:04,917 Wow! What an effort! You do everything online! How strenuous! 298 00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:08,000 You want the truth? He's immature. 299 00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:11,792 Oh, I'm immature? You're immature! 300 00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:14,083 - Understood? - What are you talking about? 301 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:18,333 The truth? You don't care about dad. You only care about your holidays. 302 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,250 Davide's right. 303 00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:23,375 -Are you kiddin'? - Guys, mom's here! Mom's here. 304 00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:24,750 Hi, mom. 305 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,167 - We need to stay with mom. - We need to stay with mom. 306 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,000 - Do you think I don't care about dad? - Shut up. 307 00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:32,250 How dare you? 308 00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:34,958 Come on, mom! You need to react! 309 00:19:36,292 --> 00:19:38,417 I know how you feel. 310 00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:43,042 Dad wants you to be happy. 311 00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:45,000 You could travel somewhere. 312 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:48,333 Go to Maldives, or on a cruise. 313 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:52,417 A nice cruise, you sit there and do nothing. 314 00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:59,250 Mom, think of things that make you happy. 315 00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:06,125 Mom, according to a study, life starts at 70 today. 316 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,667 70, understand? 317 00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:20,750 THREE DAYS LATER 318 00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:25,917 I'm happy you came. 319 00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,292 It's beautiful. 320 00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:30,458 Like when you were children. 321 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:35,833 Listen, I thank you for having stayed here. 322 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,917 - Sacrificing your holidays. - No... 323 00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:43,667 I was terribly upset. 324 00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:48,292 The evening dad died, I went up the cliffs and wanted to jump down. 325 00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:49,417 - Mom... - But... 326 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:54,375 But there was a man at the cliffs, and he stopped me from doing so. 327 00:20:55,042 --> 00:21:00,667 I thought it was my guardian angel. Instead it was Angelo Cederna. 328 00:21:01,292 --> 00:21:03,042 - Angelo Cederna? - Who's he? 329 00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,625 - Dunno. - We used to go to school together. 330 00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:08,417 We even went out for some time. 331 00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:12,458 Do you realize that? A miracle! 332 00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:16,458 I was on the cliff of death, and love reignited. 333 00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:20,208 - We're getting married on Sunday. - What did you say? 334 00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:21,250 I didn't understand... 335 00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:23,167 It's all thanks to you. 336 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:26,083 Your words penetrated my heart. 337 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:28,708 "Life starts at 70." 338 00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:30,250 "Dad wants you to be happy." 339 00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:32,708 "Think of things that make you happy." 340 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,958 Mom, we said these things because you were unwell... 341 00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:37,833 Mom, what are you talking about? 342 00:21:38,292 --> 00:21:39,667 - It's dad! - It's dad! 343 00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:40,958 It's him. 344 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,250 Guys, I have to tell you. 345 00:21:45,167 --> 00:21:46,750 I love him. 346 00:21:46,917 --> 00:21:48,000 No. 347 00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,042 - Hello? - No... 348 00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:52,583 Darling... 349 00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:54,667 What a disaster. 350 00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:55,750 The bill, gentlemen. 351 00:21:55,917 --> 00:21:57,542 - How much is it? - 580. 352 00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:00,417 Dude, one grief at a time. 353 00:22:08,167 --> 00:22:11,417 This guy wants mom's money. I called the banks. He has nothing. 354 00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:15,292 No bank account, no house, no residence! He lives on a boat! 355 00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:20,083 I called my volunteer friends and they gave me some terrible news. 356 00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:22,250 He steals the funds destined to African children. 357 00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:24,542 - They forced him to resign. - Absurd. 358 00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:28,333 The psychologists living in the area say: no family, no children, no companion. 359 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:31,917 - A kind of hippie, who still smokes pot. - What a wretch. 360 00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:35,625 Let me tell you: our mother is about to marry a pothead hippie, 361 00:22:35,792 --> 00:22:38,208 who steals money from African children! 362 00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:39,458 - Exactly! - Yes! 363 00:22:40,042 --> 00:22:42,125 - Let me tell you... - What? 364 00:22:42,292 --> 00:22:44,167 If my mom had jumped off the cliffs, 365 00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:46,333 she would have had the chance to save herself! 366 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:47,458 Well said! 367 00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:51,000 I knew I'd find you under the tree house. 368 00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:53,042 Do you want to see my wedding favors? 369 00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:56,208 - You already have them, mom? -Angelo does things quickly! 370 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,083 Fantastic. 371 00:22:57,250 --> 00:23:03,292 See? It's the catering with the menu. Excuse me. Mr. Isecuzzi, hello! 372 00:23:03,458 --> 00:23:07,458 Let me tell you something now. This wedding must not take place. 373 00:23:07,917 --> 00:23:09,083 Let's meet him. 374 00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:16,667 Here it is. It must be this one. 375 00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:18,208 WOODSTOCK & SALTED COD 376 00:23:18,375 --> 00:23:21,250 What are you waiting for? Get on board! 377 00:23:22,083 --> 00:23:23,083 Let's go. 378 00:23:33,292 --> 00:23:38,542 Love is like the sea: it gives and expects nothing in return. 379 00:23:40,292 --> 00:23:42,250 Sea flavors! 380 00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:45,542 Almost alive and kicking! 381 00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:48,417 Just when we're about to eat. Who is it? 382 00:23:49,042 --> 00:23:54,083 Hey, my dear friend! Yes, 32 Kilos of giant red shrimp from Mazara del Valle! 383 00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:58,208 A seller... Go on, eat! 384 00:23:58,875 --> 00:24:02,542 - Did you want to ask me something? - We wanted to talk about the wedding. 385 00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:06,292 Yes, right. I'd like a Malawi-style wedding. 386 00:24:06,458 --> 00:24:09,333 The bride only gets dressed in the evening. 387 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,833 -And runs around naked for the rest of the day? - In Malawi... 388 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,292 She'll get I". She's my mother. Excuse me. Naked the whole day long? 389 00:24:15,458 --> 00:24:20,458 Well, the ceremony takes place, then everyone gets on board and we're off! 390 00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:23,667 Yeah, sure! With mom running around naked! 391 00:24:23,833 --> 00:24:24,917 Well? 392 00:24:25,083 --> 00:24:27,667 We're totally against this! 393 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:33,875 Guys, why are you so worried? Your mother isn't a naive little girl. 394 00:24:34,042 --> 00:24:35,583 Enough bullshit! I'll do the talking! 395 00:24:37,292 --> 00:24:42,250 All you want is her money! You can fool my mother, but not me. No. 396 00:24:42,417 --> 00:24:44,458 We're four lawyers in my law firm, 397 00:24:44,625 --> 00:24:48,625 so you'll have four cats clinging to your balls for the rest of your life. 398 00:24:48,792 --> 00:24:50,875 Unless you tell us how much you want to disappear. 399 00:24:51,042 --> 00:24:52,875 We may then eventually find an agreement, 400 00:24:53,042 --> 00:24:55,375 but the four cats will keep on clinging on you. 401 00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:57,792 All four of them. 402 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,375 You're so damn cool. 403 00:25:05,583 --> 00:25:06,583 Sit down. 404 00:25:10,583 --> 00:25:12,167 Listen... 405 00:25:13,042 --> 00:25:17,125 I... wasn't afraid of the pirates. 406 00:25:17,292 --> 00:25:18,625 - Of the Tutsis. - Yes. 407 00:25:18,792 --> 00:25:21,042 - Of Isis, Ménghistu, the Marines... - Yes. 408 00:25:21,208 --> 00:25:23,500 Do you really think three assholes can scare me off? 409 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,958 We're not giving up! Remember that! 410 00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:35,250 Enjoy your bath and the good company! 411 00:25:35,417 --> 00:25:36,875 What company? 412 00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:40,958 Ohh! A jellyfish! Take it off! 413 00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:42,417 - A jellyfish? - The sea jellyfish! 414 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,667 - Do mountain jellyfish exist, too? - I'm scared! 415 00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:46,708 - Answer the phone! - I'll drop the phone! 416 00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:48,375 - Get that jellyfish off me! - Go away! 417 00:25:48,542 --> 00:25:49,875 You gave the jellyfish to me! 418 00:25:50,042 --> 00:25:52,125 Let me answer! Hello? 419 00:25:55,375 --> 00:25:57,125 - Mom! - Mom! 420 00:25:57,292 --> 00:25:59,750 - Yes, everything's fine. - It won't let go! 421 00:25:59,917 --> 00:26:02,792 Shut up! Mom is trying on her wedding dress! 422 00:26:03,333 --> 00:26:05,083 No! 423 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:23,083 This dress is wonderful. You look really awesome. 424 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:28,375 I don't... Maybe I shouldn't wear white at my age. It makes me feel naked. 425 00:26:28,542 --> 00:26:29,458 Naked? 426 00:26:29,625 --> 00:26:32,833 Yes, it's as if everyone could see what I feel. 427 00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:37,042 Well, the way you feel seems very clear to me. Try this one on, too. 428 00:26:37,625 --> 00:26:39,167 Good morning. Good morning. 429 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:41,833 Excuse me, could you leave us alone for a minute? 430 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:42,917 Of course. 431 00:26:43,208 --> 00:26:44,375 How do I look? 432 00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:48,208 You're beautiful. 433 00:26:51,917 --> 00:26:53,625 But we need to talk to you. 434 00:26:53,792 --> 00:26:58,458 Uh, yes. We're totally against this wedding. 435 00:26:58,625 --> 00:26:59,542 Yes. 436 00:27:01,042 --> 00:27:05,625 Apart from the fact it's not considerate to tell me this right now, 437 00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:07,583 may I know why? 438 00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:12,708 Mom, because you're engaged to a junkie. 439 00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:15,958 Oh, come on! A lot of fuss about a couple of joints? 440 00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:20,083 Even Isa and Renzo smoked them secretly. 441 00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:22,458 - In fact, I shouldn't have. -You should have called me. 442 00:27:22,625 --> 00:27:26,208 - No, I shouldn't have set a bad example. - But that's not the point. - No. 443 00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:27,833 You just buried dad! 444 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:32,125 Mom, you can't go from a crown of flowers to a bouquet in a couple of days! 445 00:27:32,292 --> 00:27:35,000 You even upset the florist! He's confused! 446 00:27:35,167 --> 00:27:37,958 Mom, you need to honor people's memories! 447 00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:39,542 Especially the memory of a man, 448 00:27:39,708 --> 00:27:43,042 who dedicated his entire life to his patients and family! 449 00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:44,667 - To research! - To university. 450 00:27:44,833 --> 00:27:45,917 To whores! 451 00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:52,333 Guys, I always tried to protect you, but it's enough now. 452 00:27:53,125 --> 00:27:56,458 Your father constantly cheated on me. 453 00:27:56,625 --> 00:27:59,875 Nurses, doctors, patients, a Health Minister... 454 00:28:00,042 --> 00:28:01,042 A Health Minister? 455 00:28:01,208 --> 00:28:04,375 They say they're harmless, instead they harmed dad. 456 00:28:04,542 --> 00:28:07,792 I led a very sad life with your father. 457 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:11,750 I told you I wanted to jump off the cliffs, but it wasn't last Saturday. 458 00:28:13,250 --> 00:28:14,375 It was many years ago. 459 00:28:14,917 --> 00:28:18,333 Since then, I've been going out with Angelo, who has been loving me... 460 00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:19,833 secretly. 461 00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:22,917 So now I want to be loved in broad daylight. 462 00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:26,458 If you don't believe me, read the letters in the chest, in the basement. 463 00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:32,583 Mystery solved: the wedding is ready 464 00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:34,542 because they've been planning it for years. 465 00:28:35,042 --> 00:28:37,917 - That's not possible. - What if those letters really exist? 466 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:39,417 I can't imagine all this... 467 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,417 Come on. Read the letters. 468 00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:48,208 This one. 469 00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:52,042 Hey, this is an old football pools coupon! 470 00:28:52,708 --> 00:28:57,042 F-F-D-F-F-F... 471 00:28:57,208 --> 00:29:00,000 It's not a football coupon. It's your primary school report card. 472 00:29:00,167 --> 00:29:02,208 Damn, that's why there's not even one tie... 473 00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:04,667 - For Christ's sake! - A letter from the Minister! 474 00:29:04,833 --> 00:29:07,167 It's disgraceful! Look what your father did! 475 00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:10,208 - My father? Your father! - My father? When he messes up, he's my father. 476 00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:13,042 - When he does good things, he's our father! - He betrayed my mother! 477 00:29:13,208 --> 00:29:14,417 My mom! 478 00:29:14,583 --> 00:29:15,833 Our mother! 479 00:29:16,375 --> 00:29:18,042 How can we tell her not to get married? 480 00:29:23,167 --> 00:29:28,125 0h! Dearest Simona! Thank you for being here and sharing this joyful day with us. 481 00:29:28,292 --> 00:29:29,167 Hi, Simona! 482 00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:33,625 I love weddings! I go crazy for other people's misfortune. 483 00:29:33,792 --> 00:29:38,375 You know, Uncle Toni says that this wedding is obscene. 484 00:29:38,542 --> 00:29:42,208 But he shouldn't talk, his wife is 20 years younger than him, 485 00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:44,917 and cheats on him from dawn to dusk! 486 00:29:45,083 --> 00:29:46,792 - A bit vitriolic... - A bit vitriolic? 487 00:29:46,958 --> 00:29:48,708 If she spits on the ground, she'll crack the earth. 488 00:29:48,875 --> 00:29:49,958 Children! 489 00:29:50,125 --> 00:29:51,708 Have you heard about Rosalia? 490 00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:54,167 She lost her job, got a yeast infection 491 00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:56,250 and is going out with a member of the Mafia! 492 00:29:56,417 --> 00:29:58,833 She's bringing her Picciriddu here! 493 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,083 - Picciriddu? - He's coming to the wedding? 494 00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:04,833 Are you kiddin'? He's a Mafia mobster! No, no! Guys, stop kiddin' me. 495 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,583 You used to play soccer with Picciriddu, right? 496 00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:09,667 No, I don't want anything to do with him. I'm sorry. 497 00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:11,542 - Oh, come on. - I'm gonna get out of here. 498 00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:13,500 - Oh, come on! - I don't want to see him! 499 00:30:14,333 --> 00:30:17,250 - Hey! Renzo! - How are you doin'? 500 00:30:17,417 --> 00:30:21,917 Little Renzo, it's been a while, huh? A lifetime! I'm so pleased to see ya! 501 00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:23,833 Excuse me, Simona. Stop taking pictures. 502 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,208 We were always together! They used to call us "the twins"! 503 00:30:26,375 --> 00:30:30,083 Remember all that cheering! Do ya remember it? 504 00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:31,708 My friend, how could I possibly forget? 505 00:30:31,875 --> 00:30:34,708 Such a great goal! We scored! Such a great goal! 506 00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:38,417 We scored! Such a great goal! We scored! Such a great goal! 507 00:30:40,583 --> 00:30:41,875 Do you remember? 508 00:30:43,292 --> 00:30:44,500 I remember. 509 00:30:47,042 --> 00:30:48,167 Jeez, guys... 510 00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:50,792 Oh, the catering man. 511 00:30:50,958 --> 00:30:52,750 Excuse me, who's paying the bill? 512 00:30:52,917 --> 00:30:55,958 Excuse me, lower your voice for a start. These are my brothers. So? 513 00:30:56,125 --> 00:30:57,667 That makes 90.000 Euros. 514 00:30:57,833 --> 00:30:59,000 - What? - 90.000 Euros? 515 00:30:59,167 --> 00:31:01,375 Yes. The tuna fish alone costs 37.000 Euros! 516 00:31:01,542 --> 00:31:03,250 It only swims through Sicily's Sea once! 517 00:31:03,417 --> 00:31:05,042 What is it? A swimming Lamborghini? 518 00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:06,708 Anyway, who's going to pay this? 519 00:31:06,875 --> 00:31:09,917 - The groom! - The groom told me to ask you! 520 00:31:10,083 --> 00:31:11,542 - Where is he? - In your father's office. 521 00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:13,833 In dad's office? I'm gonna smash his face! 522 00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:18,625 According to tradition, the bride's relatives are in charge of the lunch. 523 00:31:18,792 --> 00:31:22,125 Yes, but 32 Kilos of giant red shrimp of Mazara del Valle... 524 00:31:22,292 --> 00:31:25,208 What idiots! I asked for "poor fish"! 525 00:31:25,375 --> 00:31:27,333 But if we pay it, we'll end up being the "poor ones"! 526 00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:29,625 I mean, if we pay it, we will be the fools. 527 00:31:29,792 --> 00:31:32,208 - No, no! I would love to pay. - Oh, that's good news. 528 00:31:32,375 --> 00:31:34,917 - But I don't have the money. - That's bad news. 529 00:31:35,083 --> 00:31:38,083 Why don't you give them a cheque, using the money you'll steal from our mother? 530 00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:40,167 Why don't you pay by selling your fishing boat? 531 00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:43,917 Why, why, why! I know why! I don't want anything from you! 532 00:31:45,875 --> 00:31:47,458 I'll ask my brother for a loan. 533 00:31:47,625 --> 00:31:49,667 A loan from his brother... 534 00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:55,125 Cop! Remember when dad used to say, "Never forget family“? 535 00:31:55,292 --> 00:32:00,917 I need a loan because Lina's kids are three ginormous dickheads! 536 00:32:01,083 --> 00:32:01,958 Hey, how dare you? 537 00:32:02,125 --> 00:32:04,375 Bring your cheque book and I'll explain everything to you. 538 00:32:04,542 --> 00:32:07,542 Are you happy now? You bunch of pinch pennies! 539 00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:10,917 - You despicable boor! How dare you? - How dare you? Here! 540 00:32:16,167 --> 00:32:17,917 - Dad's pipe! - No! 541 00:32:18,083 --> 00:32:19,583 Hey! Dude! 542 00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:21,417 - What a pity! - He broke it! 543 00:32:22,667 --> 00:32:25,125 Dad was so fond of it! It's broken! 544 00:32:25,292 --> 00:32:27,917 President Pertini gave it to him. What a pity. 545 00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:33,792 He's dead. 546 00:32:34,417 --> 00:32:36,500 Of course he is! Pertini died ages ago! 547 00:32:36,667 --> 00:32:37,583 No... 548 00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,667 - He's dead. - What are you talking about? 549 00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:42,458 - He's dead. - What are you talking about? 550 00:32:42,625 --> 00:32:44,125 - He's not breathing. - You're a doctor! 551 00:32:44,292 --> 00:32:45,667 I know he's dead because I am a doctor! 552 00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:47,875 - Give him a cardiac massage! - He's dead! Dead! 553 00:32:48,042 --> 00:32:49,792 Don't leave your fingerprints! Stop! 554 00:32:49,958 --> 00:32:51,542 - He's really dead! - Guys! 555 00:32:52,083 --> 00:32:54,083 Just a minute. Let's reason. 556 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:55,833 Reason about what? He's dead. 557 00:32:56,667 --> 00:32:58,083 We have a wedding. 558 00:32:59,125 --> 00:33:00,750 A groom. 559 00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:03,333 A dead body. 560 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:06,750 So? Are we gonna celebrate a funeral instead of a wedding? 561 00:33:06,917 --> 00:33:08,875 You know what? The three of us are going to jail! 562 00:33:09,042 --> 00:33:12,167 There's a dead body, we're here, we left fingerprints on the murder weapon 563 00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:13,833 and there's a motive: the inheritance. 564 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,708 There's even a witness: our mother knows we're against this wedding! 565 00:33:17,875 --> 00:33:20,792 And you kept on telling everyone, "I'll smash your head!“ 566 00:33:20,958 --> 00:33:21,833 Too much evidence. 567 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,417 You know how long this trial could last? At least five years. 568 00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:27,042 And no one's gonna want an accused lawyer to defend them! 569 00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:29,958 And no one will want to see a psychologist charged with murder! 570 00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:32,583 Who wants to see a doctor with two deaths on his conscience? 571 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,542 - No one ever came to see you anyway. - Come on! 572 00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:37,458 Come on, Renzo! Think of something! You're a lawyer! 573 00:33:37,625 --> 00:33:40,208 Are you a lawyer or not? Rack your brains and come up with something! 574 00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:41,583 Your huge blockhead is useless! 575 00:33:41,750 --> 00:33:45,208 You think I'm a blockhead? Yes, yes, yes... 576 00:33:45,375 --> 00:33:47,958 We'll take him down to his boat and sink it, 577 00:33:48,125 --> 00:33:50,208 so everyone will think he ran away from the wedding! 578 00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:52,292 - Is that what you devised? - Yes. What do you think? 579 00:33:52,458 --> 00:33:54,125 - Well played! - Right? 580 00:33:54,292 --> 00:33:55,208 You're hopeless. 581 00:33:55,375 --> 00:33:56,417 Inside your huge blockhead, 582 00:33:56,583 --> 00:33:59,208 your neurons keep on wandering about and can't find a parking place. 583 00:33:59,375 --> 00:34:01,917 You can't come up with one good idea! What would dad say? 584 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:05,375 Dad would have called the police because he was an honest man, not like you! 585 00:34:05,542 --> 00:34:09,583 Sure, call the police! You have nothing to lose! I have a family! 586 00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:12,167 And I have no intention of seeing my family end up poor! 587 00:34:12,333 --> 00:34:15,333 And I have no intention of seeing Filippo thrown out of Harvard! 588 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:16,750 You know what he wants to do? 589 00:34:16,917 --> 00:34:19,833 He wants to ruin our lives, so we'll become losers like him! 590 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,875 - Is that what you want to do? - Yes, exactly. 591 00:34:23,167 --> 00:34:26,542 Alright! Yes! I'm a loser! So what does that mean? 592 00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:29,958 That since I'm a loser, I want someone... in such a... 593 00:34:32,958 --> 00:34:34,292 How do we get him on the boat? 594 00:34:34,458 --> 00:34:35,625 Hey, wanna play? 595 00:34:39,583 --> 00:34:42,250 - Come on! Come on! - Wait. I can't carry him by myself. 596 00:34:42,417 --> 00:34:46,417 I can't make it. I can't make it. He's heavy, I can't. 597 00:34:52,208 --> 00:34:53,583 Excuse me! 598 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:56,750 Did ya see a yellow soccer ball? 599 00:34:56,917 --> 00:34:58,833 Put it down. I'm exhausted. 600 00:34:59,875 --> 00:35:03,292 Huh? No. No, uh... Did you see a yellow soccer ball? 601 00:35:04,167 --> 00:35:07,667 Renzo, Renzo! You surprise me! 602 00:35:07,833 --> 00:35:11,583 If you want to kill in my area, you need to ask me for permission first. 603 00:35:11,750 --> 00:35:13,375 Kill what? What are you talking about? 604 00:35:14,042 --> 00:35:18,500 Come on, everyone knows! A carpet can be carried by one person on his shoulder. 605 00:35:18,667 --> 00:35:21,833 If two or three people need to carry it and they're tired, 606 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:26,458 even a stupid kid can understand that there's... an earthworm inside. 607 00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:29,292 We wanted to put the earthworm on the boat... 608 00:35:29,458 --> 00:35:32,958 - On the boat. -And then sink the boat. With the earthworm. 609 00:35:33,125 --> 00:35:34,833 The earthworm will go down with the boat. 610 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,250 Ya don't dump earthworms in the sea! 611 00:35:37,417 --> 00:35:43,208 Because the sea, unlike me, is too honest. It washes everything up. 612 00:35:43,958 --> 00:35:48,125 Even things that shouldn't be washed up! And you'll end up being screwed! 613 00:36:00,083 --> 00:36:01,708 You guys are mere dabblers! 614 00:36:02,375 --> 00:36:04,167 - Do I have to teach ya everything? - Sorry. 615 00:36:04,333 --> 00:36:08,625 - Alright, we get it... What shall we do? - Why are you asking me? 616 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,833 Did you forget that you denied me? 617 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,042 Denied you? 618 00:36:12,208 --> 00:36:14,417 Look, let me tell you something, Mr. Picciriddu. 619 00:36:14,583 --> 00:36:18,875 Yesterday, my brother was in front of the mirror, 620 00:36:19,042 --> 00:36:21,458 and he was doing your cheering jingle. 621 00:36:21,625 --> 00:36:23,167 - Yes! - The famous one... 622 00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:28,417 Such a great goal! We scored! Such a great goal! We scored! 623 00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:31,167 Such a great goal! We scored! 624 00:36:34,375 --> 00:36:36,083 Alright. Let's concentrate! 625 00:36:36,250 --> 00:36:37,917 - Do we have the dead body? - Yes! 626 00:36:38,083 --> 00:36:40,208 - Great. Do we have a motive? - Yes. 627 00:36:40,375 --> 00:36:43,125 What we're missing is an alibi... Picciriddu will find one. 628 00:36:44,708 --> 00:36:47,208 So, we have the wedding party, right? 629 00:36:47,375 --> 00:36:48,250 - Yes. - Perfect. 630 00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:50,458 - Do we have guests? - Yes. 631 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:53,042 We need these people! 632 00:36:53,208 --> 00:36:54,083 We need them... 633 00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:57,500 Because they can automatically become "egg" witnesses. 634 00:36:57,667 --> 00:36:58,542 "Egg" witnesses? 635 00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:01,750 So we have a party, and Durin' the party someone coincidentally arrives 636 00:37:01,917 --> 00:37:03,000 and wants to rob everyone. 637 00:37:03,167 --> 00:37:06,042 How often does that happen at weddings or funerals? 638 00:37:06,208 --> 00:37:09,667 It even happens during First Communions. It's the new trend. Also baby showers. 639 00:37:09,833 --> 00:37:11,417 Someone arrives and... Typical. 640 00:37:11,583 --> 00:37:14,625 And he coincidentally starts shootin' like “craze". 641 00:37:14,792 --> 00:37:16,250 - Like "craze". - Like "crazes". 642 00:37:16,417 --> 00:37:20,083 And coincidentally happens to get killed. Done. 643 00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:21,125 And who gets killed? 644 00:37:21,292 --> 00:37:24,708 What d'ya mean? The guy we need, of course. The earthworm. 645 00:37:24,875 --> 00:37:28,583 But if they do an autopsy, they'll find out he was already dead! 646 00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:31,333 - Oh, shut up! - Why d'ya poke ya nose in this stuff? 647 00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:35,875 If you blow him up with an entire magazine containing 44 shots, 648 00:37:36,042 --> 00:37:37,625 he'll turn into a pasta strainer. 649 00:37:38,292 --> 00:37:40,625 - How disgusting. Excuse me. - Do you want to go to jail? 650 00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:43,375 Let's make it 50 shots and the matter is closed. 651 00:37:43,542 --> 00:37:45,167 50 shots? No problem. 652 00:37:45,333 --> 00:37:47,417 - The extra 2 are on me. - That makes 6. 653 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,125 Math has never been my strong suit. 654 00:37:50,292 --> 00:37:52,708 What about your Italian? “Egg" witnesses. 655 00:37:52,875 --> 00:37:55,167 - Hello? - Hello? Coarse Salt. 656 00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:58,000 It's me. Listen, the earthworm fell off his horse. 657 00:37:58,167 --> 00:37:59,292 The earthworm? 658 00:37:59,458 --> 00:38:04,375 He spoke to the king, and the cardinal told him he needs a treatment, 659 00:38:04,542 --> 00:38:05,750 a Thai massage. 660 00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:07,208 The massage center... 661 00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:09,208 Booking has already been confirmed. 662 00:38:09,375 --> 00:38:12,792 Let's say, 44 boxes of ointment would be enough. 663 00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:17,542 But I decided he needs 50. The extra 2 are on me. 664 00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:19,500 Excuse me. That makes 6. 665 00:38:19,667 --> 00:38:20,583 Exactly. 666 00:38:21,250 --> 00:38:22,417 At your orders. 667 00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:25,917 But it'll take a while, at least four, five hours. 668 00:38:26,083 --> 00:38:28,625 We're at the mine... extracting minerals. 669 00:38:28,792 --> 00:38:30,542 Perfect. Talk to you later. 670 00:38:33,583 --> 00:38:36,333 All sorted. It'll take four, five hours. 671 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,875 Take back the earthworm. We'll shoot him during the ceremony. 672 00:38:39,042 --> 00:38:42,417 Darling! Darling, what are you doing here? 673 00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:43,750 Nothing, my love! 674 00:38:43,917 --> 00:38:47,917 We were just admiring the "Infinite", by Giacomo The Cheetah! Remember? 675 00:38:48,458 --> 00:38:50,750 Excuse me. My love! 676 00:38:50,917 --> 00:38:53,958 - Let's take him back up! His cellphone! - Take it. 677 00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:55,500 Roll it up! 678 00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:03,708 Come on, smile! We just need to wait for our mother's wedding. Smile. 679 00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:07,625 We're waiting for the groom's murder! Alright? And besides, he's already dead. 680 00:39:08,750 --> 00:39:10,125 - Guys! - Mom! 681 00:39:10,292 --> 00:39:12,417 Guys, Angelo has disappeared! 682 00:39:13,125 --> 00:39:14,542 - No! - No! 683 00:39:14,708 --> 00:39:16,500 I talked to him five minutes ago! 684 00:39:16,667 --> 00:39:19,208 Yes, he was wearing an extremely elegant suit... 685 00:39:19,375 --> 00:39:21,792 Oh, come on! He dresses like a tramp! 686 00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:28,333 He was wearing a really fine suit! Not those cheap ones... London style! 687 00:39:31,125 --> 00:39:33,208 My darling got all dressed up for me? 688 00:39:33,375 --> 00:39:34,292 Beautiful! 689 00:39:35,917 --> 00:39:38,208 Why did he tell you? I thought you argued with him. 690 00:39:38,375 --> 00:39:40,917 Why? Why? Why did you argue? 691 00:39:41,083 --> 00:39:43,083 - No, we didn't argue. - We just talked... 692 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:44,792 We made up peacefully! 693 00:39:44,958 --> 00:39:46,917 - Eternal peace. - We went dead silent. 694 00:39:47,083 --> 00:39:50,292 - Wonderful news. I'll look for my phone, I'll call him right away. - Yes. 695 00:39:52,583 --> 00:39:53,750 I feel so sorry for her. 696 00:39:55,667 --> 00:39:57,875 The phone! The phone! 697 00:39:58,625 --> 00:40:01,667 Damn! He's a leftist? 698 00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:04,875 How misfortunate! 699 00:40:09,333 --> 00:40:11,708 - Excuse me. Renzo? - Yes? 700 00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:13,167 What? Is she blessing us? 701 00:40:13,333 --> 00:40:16,917 No, it means the three of them need to go to the bathroom. You may go. 702 00:40:17,083 --> 00:40:18,125 See you later. 703 00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:20,125 See you later. 704 00:40:22,208 --> 00:40:24,625 He's going to get shot wearing a London-style suit! 705 00:40:24,792 --> 00:40:25,875 - Do you realize that? - Yes. 706 00:40:26,042 --> 00:40:29,125 -Alright. I have an idea. - I'm already shaking. 707 00:40:29,625 --> 00:40:31,083 I'm going to join the guests. 708 00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:34,875 Not this, not this. He can't wear these because mom will recognize them. 709 00:40:35,042 --> 00:40:37,708 - Mom never throws anything away. How about this one? - Yes. 710 00:40:38,250 --> 00:40:41,333 Well done, Davide. It's a perfect '70's London-style. 711 00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:42,375 - Magnificent. - Look. 712 00:40:42,542 --> 00:40:43,958 I found some more letters. 713 00:40:44,125 --> 00:40:46,750 No, I know enough about dad's dirty things, I don't want to know more. 714 00:40:46,917 --> 00:40:49,167 - Neither do I. Come on. - Come on. Let's dress him. 715 00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:51,750 Do you really have to hem like this? 716 00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:54,292 - No, I just called him, he might come... - Who? 717 00:40:54,458 --> 00:40:56,250 Giorgio Armani. He'll get the crease right. 718 00:40:56,417 --> 00:40:59,333 - What do you care? He's going to get shot 50 times. - Exactly. 719 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:00,917 - Then I'll tell him not to come. - Who? 720 00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:04,000 - Giorgio Armani. I called him. It's impolite. - Oh, stop it. 721 00:41:05,167 --> 00:41:06,500 - Who is it? - You answer. 722 00:41:06,667 --> 00:41:07,583 It's mom. 723 00:41:08,167 --> 00:41:11,083 “I heard about your suit. I love you". 724 00:41:11,583 --> 00:41:12,875 What are you going to text back? 725 00:41:13,792 --> 00:41:15,125 Something simple. 726 00:41:15,542 --> 00:41:17,875 “I love you, too“. Full stop. "Big kiss“. 727 00:41:20,667 --> 00:41:22,625 “Text me with one of our nicknames“. 728 00:41:23,708 --> 00:41:26,875 - Still using nicknames at their age. - Let's just use one of the usual ones. 729 00:41:27,042 --> 00:41:29,917 - Yes.- Uh, "piglet", “buffalo girl“, "Miss Piggy", “cow"? 730 00:41:30,083 --> 00:41:32,042 You want to call mom that? It's not a butcher's shop! 731 00:41:32,208 --> 00:41:33,417 - How dare you? - Just saying... 732 00:41:33,583 --> 00:41:36,000 How can that even cross your mind? Then what shall I write? 733 00:41:36,167 --> 00:41:39,000 Something romantic. "I'll whisper it in your ear later..." 734 00:41:40,792 --> 00:41:42,792 Guys, we mustn't make fun of mom. 735 00:41:43,625 --> 00:41:44,958 I'm going to tell her the truth. 736 00:41:45,125 --> 00:41:48,458 Are you kiddin'? We'll all end up in jail! No, no, no. 737 00:41:48,625 --> 00:41:52,292 There's no going back now. We must go on without being afraid. 738 00:41:52,917 --> 00:41:53,917 Hey! Who is it? 739 00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:56,333 - Filomena! - Filomena? 740 00:41:56,833 --> 00:41:59,083 I won't go in there, it brings bad luck. 741 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,042 - Hi! - Hi! 742 00:42:02,208 --> 00:42:03,125 - Hi! - Hi! 743 00:42:03,708 --> 00:42:07,792 - Who are they? - Ya two “Findish" babes gotcha room! 744 00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:09,000 What is she going on about? 745 00:42:09,167 --> 00:42:11,333 I don't know. I never understood her, let alone now. 746 00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:14,042 "Rentla"! "Rentla"! Gotcha! 747 00:42:15,167 --> 00:42:18,250 You rented our family house to Hansel and Gretel in August? 748 00:42:18,417 --> 00:42:20,958 I got mixed up. I understood “Iogu". I misunderstood the month. 749 00:42:21,125 --> 00:42:25,125 Let's do this. Uh, we'll give you a bigger room. Is that a problem? 750 00:42:25,292 --> 00:42:28,500 No. Yellow room. Or I'll call the police. 751 00:42:28,667 --> 00:42:31,500 - Three minutes and the room is ready. - Thank you. 752 00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:35,417 - I wanted to tell you, darling... - Sure, go ahead. 753 00:42:35,583 --> 00:42:37,958 You're drinking too much. Don't you think so, my love? 754 00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:41,708 What are you talking about? I'm alcohol-free! 755 00:42:41,875 --> 00:42:43,708 - Yeah. Pros“! - Procida'.! 756 00:42:43,875 --> 00:42:46,542 - “Ad maiora"! - To "Maiora" and Positano! 757 00:42:46,708 --> 00:42:47,875 And Positano... 758 00:42:48,042 --> 00:42:50,042 Dad's puppets... 759 00:42:50,583 --> 00:42:54,083 Remember all the battles we did in Sicilian dialect when we were kids? 760 00:43:00,083 --> 00:43:02,458 - You have to shed blood! - Spew! 761 00:43:03,042 --> 00:43:04,958 - Cuckolded! - I'll kill you! 762 00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:05,958 Don't shout! 763 00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:06,833 Hey, big nose! 764 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,542 That bridge on your nose would solve the problem of the Strait of Messina! 765 00:43:11,208 --> 00:43:14,583 Hey, big nose! If you sneeze, it'll trigger off a weather alert! 766 00:43:17,208 --> 00:43:18,333 Hey, blockhead! 767 00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:23,000 If you stick your head inside the Etna, you'll seal the crater! 768 00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:24,875 No more lava will shoot out anymore! 769 00:43:25,458 --> 00:43:28,250 You salt and pepper blockhead! 770 00:43:29,375 --> 00:43:33,333 I heard there are some hot Finnish chicks here... Freakin' hot! 771 00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:35,208 - Good morning, madame. - Good morning. 772 00:43:35,375 --> 00:43:38,417 - Where shall we put these fireworks? - You need to ask Davide. 773 00:43:39,292 --> 00:43:42,208 Davide! It's Filomena! 774 00:43:42,375 --> 00:43:44,750 - Again? - The pool room is busy! 775 00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:48,583 Davide, the fireworks guy is here! 776 00:43:48,750 --> 00:43:50,125 FIREWORKS 777 00:43:50,292 --> 00:43:51,458 I'll handle it. 778 00:44:05,667 --> 00:44:07,333 Come on! 779 00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:11,458 The Marshal is looking for you! 780 00:44:11,625 --> 00:44:14,375 If he arrests you, I want the exclusive rights. 781 00:44:20,542 --> 00:44:21,958 Dearest Marshall! 782 00:44:22,833 --> 00:44:24,083 Where's Angelo? 783 00:44:24,250 --> 00:44:25,667 Why are you asking us? 784 00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:28,875 - I need to give him something personally. - The catering cheque. 785 00:44:29,042 --> 00:44:31,000 - Yes. - No! 786 00:44:31,167 --> 00:44:32,292 - I said yes. - I said no! 787 00:44:32,458 --> 00:44:34,542 - I said yes! - No! - Fuck! 788 00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:36,167 It's a gift from my brother. 789 00:44:36,958 --> 00:44:40,042 It's important to him, it's a personal matter, it's his wedding gift. 790 00:44:40,208 --> 00:44:42,708 If it's really so important to him, I'll grant it to you. 791 00:44:42,875 --> 00:44:45,958 All the better, so I don't need to lend any money to that junkie. 792 00:44:46,625 --> 00:44:49,500 If you see him, tell him to answer his phone! 793 00:44:49,958 --> 00:44:51,667 Damn pothead... 794 00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:57,375 - He's nuts. - It's dangerous. Let's take him to the basement. 795 00:44:59,125 --> 00:45:00,667 Come on, come on! 796 00:45:06,208 --> 00:45:09,333 Mom brought him here. She doesn't want to see him anymore. 797 00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:14,000 - What's written here is horrifying. - No, please. I don't want to know. 798 00:45:14,167 --> 00:45:17,583 You probably already know. Dad paid for your exam results. 799 00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:25,500 - 16 exams, plus your thesis. - It's the truth. 800 00:45:26,542 --> 00:45:29,833 I never studied. Dad just gave me a little help. 801 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,292 Dad never gave me any little help. Ever. 802 00:45:35,750 --> 00:45:40,042 That's because he thought you were a jerk. But you had some potential. 803 00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:42,333 As to me, instead... 804 00:45:43,375 --> 00:45:45,708 he thought I was a hopeless case. 805 00:45:48,292 --> 00:45:50,500 All I ever wanted was for dad to tell me 806 00:45:51,167 --> 00:45:54,333 "I value you. I value you". 807 00:45:56,042 --> 00:45:56,875 So he's the one 808 00:45:57,042 --> 00:45:59,625 who assigned you to that law firm, run by... what was his name? 809 00:45:59,792 --> 00:46:01,833 - Marino. - Marino? Where was he from? 810 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,542 - From Camerota. - Marino from Camerota? 811 00:46:03,708 --> 00:46:05,417 - Marino from Camerota. - I don't remember. 812 00:46:07,667 --> 00:46:10,208 - Everything's on fire! - We'll end up dead, too! 813 00:46:10,375 --> 00:46:11,875 Hey, hey! Let's go! Let's go! 814 00:46:12,042 --> 00:46:14,417 - Dad's painting! - No! 815 00:46:16,417 --> 00:46:19,125 Hey, Uncle Gaspare! The basement is on fire! Run! Quickly! 816 00:46:19,292 --> 00:46:20,667 The basement's on fire! Hurry up! 817 00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:22,000 Let's run! Let's run! 818 00:46:26,875 --> 00:46:31,708 Fireworks mustn't be kept in wooden cases. You need a metal case. 819 00:46:31,875 --> 00:46:34,000 You know how many people can't escape death? 820 00:46:34,167 --> 00:46:36,875 - Nobody will escape here... - That's what everyone says. 821 00:46:37,042 --> 00:46:38,958 I don't know if that's how they die in other houses, 822 00:46:39,125 --> 00:46:40,167 but no one's escaping here. 823 00:46:40,333 --> 00:46:41,958 Do you have the license? 824 00:46:43,208 --> 00:46:44,250 The license... 825 00:46:44,417 --> 00:46:45,875 - The... - I've lied since...? 826 00:46:46,042 --> 00:46:50,083 No, no. Not “lied since" as in "you lied" or "I lied“. The “license". 827 00:46:50,250 --> 00:46:53,167 - Who gave you the license? - The stoker! 828 00:46:53,333 --> 00:46:54,875 - The stoker! - The stoker has it. 829 00:46:55,042 --> 00:46:58,042 - I need the license, and I need it now, or I'll confiscate the case. - No. 830 00:46:58,208 --> 00:47:00,833 - No! - No! I object! I'm a lawyer. 831 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:05,208 Pursuant to Article 134, paragraph 3, you can't do that. 832 00:47:05,375 --> 00:47:09,708 Attorney, what are you talking about? It's Article 214, paragraph 6. 833 00:47:09,875 --> 00:47:11,583 - What are you talking about? - Confiscate it! 834 00:47:11,750 --> 00:47:13,375 No! Excuse me. I'm a psychologist. 835 00:47:13,542 --> 00:47:15,542 - Yes, I saw you on TV. - Great, thanks. 836 00:47:15,708 --> 00:47:19,292 From a psychological point of view, embezzling other people's objects, 837 00:47:19,458 --> 00:47:23,375 can be very destabilizing and may lead to serious psychosomatic disorders! 838 00:47:23,542 --> 00:47:24,250 Not just that! 839 00:47:24,417 --> 00:47:26,500 Pursuant to Article 98, paragraph 5, 840 00:47:26,667 --> 00:47:31,917 we're dealing with an embezzlement crime, punishable with 1-6 years of imprisonment. 841 00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:36,417 No! No! You're mistaken! It's Article 646, paragraph 1! 842 00:47:36,583 --> 00:47:38,125 - No, paragraph 5. - Paragraph 1! 843 00:47:38,292 --> 00:47:40,500 Paradoxically speaking, you don't know a single article? 844 00:47:40,667 --> 00:47:44,583 Is he a chief fireman or a chief lawyer? You think you're a lawyer? 845 00:47:44,750 --> 00:47:46,333 - I'm getting hot flashes. - Hot flashes? 846 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:47,458 - Rescue her! - Yes! 847 00:47:47,625 --> 00:47:52,083 Where d'ya think you're going? She's my sister. I'll go get the license. 848 00:47:52,583 --> 00:47:54,000 You dare hitting on her... 849 00:47:54,167 --> 00:47:55,458 Excuse me. Did you see the stoker? 850 00:47:59,500 --> 00:48:01,792 - Did you see the stoker? - No, I'm sorry. 851 00:48:05,542 --> 00:48:07,458 - The stoker? - He's at the stables. 852 00:48:07,625 --> 00:48:08,542 Great. 853 00:48:09,167 --> 00:48:10,750 Me... me... 854 00:48:11,750 --> 00:48:14,625 - Me... me... - I'm burning with passion. 855 00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:17,500 I'm on fire. 856 00:48:17,917 --> 00:48:19,375 I'll extinguish you. 857 00:48:19,792 --> 00:48:21,625 Sounds like a grill party... 858 00:48:32,708 --> 00:48:34,333 Sorry to disturb you... 859 00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:38,333 Could you quickly hand me the license? They've requested it. 860 00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:41,958 - Me... me... me... - Madame, just a second. I'm talking. 861 00:48:42,125 --> 00:48:45,542 If you give me the license, I'll get out of here and you can continue. 862 00:48:45,708 --> 00:48:47,208 What are you doing? You peeping Tom! 863 00:48:47,375 --> 00:48:50,333 No, I'm not! I just need the license! I'm in a hurry! Where is it? 864 00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:53,500 - Get out of here, you slob! - Me a slob? 865 00:48:53,667 --> 00:48:55,708 Me... me... me... 866 00:48:55,875 --> 00:48:57,500 You, too. You, too. Yes. You, too. 867 00:48:57,667 --> 00:48:59,333 - It's in my pocket. Get it. - Okay. 868 00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:06,167 Dude, keep still! Maybe another position would make it easier for me to... 869 00:49:06,333 --> 00:49:07,458 I can't get her on top of my head! 870 00:49:07,625 --> 00:49:09,875 Well, you can get her pregnant, as long as you keep still. 871 00:49:10,042 --> 00:49:11,000 No! No! 872 00:49:11,167 --> 00:49:12,417 Does she always answer back? 873 00:49:12,583 --> 00:49:13,667 Yeah! 874 00:49:16,250 --> 00:49:18,875 Got it! I'm leaving. Thanks! 875 00:49:23,292 --> 00:49:24,750 Hey! Don't tell Picciriddu. 876 00:49:24,917 --> 00:49:29,083 Who? Me? Me... me... me... me... 877 00:49:29,250 --> 00:49:32,042 No, he's looking for the document! 878 00:49:32,208 --> 00:49:33,125 Miss... 879 00:49:34,625 --> 00:49:35,833 Here it is! 880 00:49:37,333 --> 00:49:38,333 Here. 881 00:49:39,167 --> 00:49:40,167 Alright, guys! 882 00:49:41,250 --> 00:49:43,250 - Let's go! - Go, go! 883 00:49:43,417 --> 00:49:44,542 Thank goodness. 884 00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:46,292 This one's done, too. 885 00:49:46,458 --> 00:49:47,875 Guys, we're ruined. 886 00:49:48,042 --> 00:49:50,500 The Marshall called seven times and he just texted, "Answer me". 887 00:49:50,667 --> 00:49:52,750 Then write: "I'm at the hairdressers for a perm." 888 00:49:52,917 --> 00:49:54,708 - “The blow-dryer is on. Can't talk now“. - Wait. 889 00:49:54,875 --> 00:49:55,792 Well done. 890 00:49:57,333 --> 00:49:58,750 He texted back: “Enough bullshit.“ 891 00:49:58,917 --> 00:50:01,375 “I need to see you or I'll send in a patrol to search the house“. 892 00:50:01,542 --> 00:50:02,250 A patrol? 893 00:50:02,417 --> 00:50:04,708 What we need is a video call. So he'll see him and calm down. 894 00:50:04,875 --> 00:50:06,458 How can you make a dead body do a video call? 895 00:50:06,625 --> 00:50:08,875 47 stands for the "talking dead". 896 00:50:09,042 --> 00:50:11,625 - What if he's not able to? - Then 911 will come and get us. 897 00:50:11,792 --> 00:50:13,875 Then let's make him talk, sing, dance... 898 00:50:14,042 --> 00:50:15,292 Shall I arrange a video call? 899 00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:17,625 Yes. It's the only thing we can do. He wants to see him. 900 00:50:17,792 --> 00:50:18,667 In 30 minutes. 901 00:50:18,833 --> 00:50:20,000 - 30 minutes? - Well done. 902 00:50:20,167 --> 00:50:20,917 - Come on. - Let's go. 903 00:50:21,083 --> 00:50:22,250 We need to get organized. 904 00:50:23,667 --> 00:50:24,625 - Hey! - What? 905 00:50:24,792 --> 00:50:26,958 The body! The body! 906 00:50:28,125 --> 00:50:29,375 The body! 907 00:50:29,542 --> 00:50:32,250 I never felt so alive, darling. 908 00:50:32,417 --> 00:50:35,000 - We have the voice messages. - We won't make it in half an hour... 909 00:50:35,625 --> 00:50:38,542 Here. They will save us. The digital natives. 910 00:50:38,708 --> 00:50:42,083 But promise not to tell anyone. 911 00:50:42,250 --> 00:50:44,167 What are we getting in return? 912 00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:47,208 I won't tell mom that you poached a frog the other day. 913 00:50:47,375 --> 00:50:49,125 1000 Euros in cash. Now. 914 00:50:50,583 --> 00:50:52,292 - Alright, I'm off. - Where are you going? 915 00:50:52,458 --> 00:50:54,542 To the ATM. I wasn't expecting this. 916 00:50:55,917 --> 00:50:57,125 Your watch. 917 00:50:57,292 --> 00:50:59,167 - My watch? - Yes, as a warranty. 918 00:51:02,542 --> 00:51:03,792 I love you, dad. 919 00:51:03,958 --> 00:51:06,042 Thank goodness, imagine if you despised me... 920 00:51:11,167 --> 00:51:12,667 Listen, are you ready? 921 00:51:12,833 --> 00:51:13,708 50 Euros. 922 00:51:13,875 --> 00:51:15,750 Withdraw an extra 50 Euros! 923 00:51:15,917 --> 00:51:19,583 Every file contains a sentence. Click here and it starts. 924 00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:20,625 Okay. Here. 925 00:51:20,792 --> 00:51:23,208 I love you! I want to kiss you! 926 00:51:23,375 --> 00:51:26,333 Next one! No! You're a boomer! 927 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:28,583 - This one! Don't get it wrong! - Oh, okay. 928 00:51:29,708 --> 00:51:32,083 Hi, cop. How are you? 929 00:51:32,667 --> 00:51:34,792 Darling, why are you drinking so much? 930 00:51:34,958 --> 00:51:37,750 Work is stressing me out a bit. I have an important delivery today. 931 00:51:37,917 --> 00:51:40,958 - Anything nice to deliver? - A villain hiding in the north. 932 00:51:41,125 --> 00:51:44,833 Peppuccio darling, I know you. You're not worried about your work. 933 00:51:47,625 --> 00:51:48,625 It's... 934 00:51:49,208 --> 00:51:50,333 it's Renzo. 935 00:51:51,125 --> 00:51:52,542 He pisses me off. 936 00:51:52,708 --> 00:51:55,917 He avoids me, as ifI had the plague. Me? 937 00:51:56,542 --> 00:51:58,792 He didn't even introduce me to his wife. 938 00:51:58,958 --> 00:52:01,458 Don't worry. If he didn't do it, I will. 939 00:52:02,375 --> 00:52:04,958 Deborah? Excuse me, can you come here a second? 940 00:52:05,125 --> 00:52:07,250 - Yes. Excuse me. I'll be right back. - Is that her? 941 00:52:09,208 --> 00:52:10,208 Here I am. 942 00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:18,500 "Enchantilly". Peppuccio Picciriddu, my suspects... 943 00:52:18,667 --> 00:52:19,875 Respects... 944 00:52:20,042 --> 00:52:24,417 Oh. Deborah Branciforti Langotti Brusa De Pamphilis, married name: Di Rienzo. 945 00:52:26,333 --> 00:52:29,875 I seem to recognize ya voice... Is that possible? 946 00:52:30,042 --> 00:52:35,667 Oh! Yes! Yes, maybe you heard it in the podcasts on Shakespeare or Moliere. 947 00:52:35,833 --> 00:52:37,917 - Where did I hear it? - No, Deborah is just being modest. 948 00:52:38,083 --> 00:52:39,333 She's the voice of Google Maps. 949 00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:42,708 Are ya kiddin' me? It's her? Let me hear! 950 00:52:42,875 --> 00:52:43,875 - No... - Let him hear! 951 00:52:44,042 --> 00:52:45,167 - Let me hear! - Let him hear! 952 00:52:45,333 --> 00:52:46,958 - No... - Come on! 953 00:52:47,125 --> 00:52:48,750 At the roundabout, take the 4th exit 954 00:52:48,917 --> 00:52:51,792 and you will have reached your destination in Via Aurelia 29. 955 00:52:51,958 --> 00:52:55,250 It's her! My suspicions were right! 956 00:52:55,792 --> 00:52:57,000 Do me a favor, sweetheart. 957 00:52:57,167 --> 00:52:59,625 Go to the waiter and tell him I asked for some food half an hour ago, 958 00:52:59,792 --> 00:53:00,958 and he still hasn't brought it! 959 00:53:01,125 --> 00:53:02,375 - Who? Scugnomusso? - Yes. 960 00:53:02,542 --> 00:53:04,500 -Alright, my love. Excuse me. - Thanks. 961 00:53:05,417 --> 00:53:08,750 Come here. Come closer. Don't worry. 962 00:53:09,542 --> 00:53:10,625 Listen... 963 00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:13,167 In all these years... 964 00:53:13,917 --> 00:53:16,417 did Renzo ever talk to you about me? 965 00:53:16,583 --> 00:53:17,500 No. 966 00:53:17,833 --> 00:53:20,292 He sometimes told me about a childhood friend, 967 00:53:20,458 --> 00:53:21,625 with whom he played soccer. 968 00:53:21,792 --> 00:53:24,417 He said he was disgusting, a creep, a horrible being. 969 00:53:24,583 --> 00:53:27,667 Apparently, he got in with a bad crowd. May I go now? I'm scared. 970 00:53:28,458 --> 00:53:30,375 Oh, my God, what kind of people does Renzo know? 971 00:53:36,250 --> 00:53:39,583 So then... You pull it here, like this. 972 00:53:40,125 --> 00:53:41,708 And here you need to pull it down. 973 00:53:41,875 --> 00:53:45,667 - Where did you learn how to comb people? - I have a lot of secrets you don't know. 974 00:53:46,292 --> 00:53:47,500 So do I. 975 00:53:48,708 --> 00:53:50,333 - A beautiful beautician! - Very funny. 976 00:53:53,042 --> 00:53:55,083 Hi, cop. How are you? 977 00:53:55,250 --> 00:53:58,333 Oh! You finally answered! You're not dead. 978 00:53:58,500 --> 00:54:00,542 I never felt so alive. 979 00:54:00,708 --> 00:54:05,250 Tell me the truth: did you smoke more joints than usual today? 980 00:54:05,417 --> 00:54:07,042 I say yes! 981 00:54:07,833 --> 00:54:10,958 Always yes! Definitely yes! 982 00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:12,667 And to think that I was worried about you. 983 00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:17,000 - Hi, cop. I love you. I want to kiss you. - No'.! 984 00:54:17,167 --> 00:54:18,750 Why do you want to kiss me? 985 00:54:18,917 --> 00:54:20,708 Never forget family! 986 00:54:20,875 --> 00:54:24,083 Enough joints! Let me see your eyes! 987 00:54:24,250 --> 00:54:25,542 Take off his glasses. 988 00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:28,333 - Open your eyes! - Renzo! 989 00:54:32,125 --> 00:54:34,125 What a stone headed brother. 990 00:54:35,917 --> 00:54:37,042 Done! 991 00:54:37,208 --> 00:54:40,875 Well done. Well done. What a great job. 992 00:54:41,042 --> 00:54:42,208 What's this music? 993 00:54:42,375 --> 00:54:44,208 No! I can't believe it! 994 00:54:45,083 --> 00:54:46,542 Look at him! What's he doing? 995 00:54:46,708 --> 00:54:47,875 Who? 996 00:54:48,042 --> 00:54:50,042 He's crazy. Picciriddu. 997 00:54:50,542 --> 00:54:53,375 The wedding hasn't even started and he's already ruining the party! 998 00:54:53,958 --> 00:54:56,500 - Go check it out! - Damn. 999 00:54:57,417 --> 00:54:58,417 How embarrassing... 1000 00:54:59,458 --> 00:55:00,875 What'll everyone think of us? 1001 00:55:01,583 --> 00:55:04,708 Come, throw it away! Come on! 1002 00:55:50,708 --> 00:55:53,000 Make sure you delete all the audio files. 1003 00:55:56,667 --> 00:55:58,917 No, no! You can't imagine... 1004 00:55:59,083 --> 00:56:01,833 They're lifting Picciriddu with a kind of... 1005 00:56:03,583 --> 00:56:05,583 A kind of tow truck-crane... 1006 00:56:05,750 --> 00:56:07,083 What's that picture of Filippo? 1007 00:56:07,250 --> 00:56:10,125 MOM, CLEAN FOR 52 DAYS! 1008 00:56:10,292 --> 00:56:13,208 He's not at Harvard. He's in a rehab center. 1009 00:56:14,625 --> 00:56:17,292 No, it's... it's a photomontage. 1010 00:56:17,458 --> 00:56:20,042 Filippo is very good in technology application. 1011 00:56:20,208 --> 00:56:23,958 Yes, but it says, “Mom, clean for 52 days". 1012 00:56:29,333 --> 00:56:33,417 Come on, Isabella, we know that you... 1013 00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:36,833 Hey, move your leg, will you? Sitting there like a deadweight... 1014 00:56:38,250 --> 00:56:41,125 We know you did it because you didn't want to disappoint dad. 1015 00:56:41,292 --> 00:56:42,458 But it's no big deal... 1016 00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:44,833 Isa... 1017 00:56:46,333 --> 00:56:47,875 You know we love you. 1018 00:56:49,625 --> 00:56:51,292 Besides, Filippo is my favorite nephew. 1019 00:56:51,458 --> 00:56:54,292 - What about my kids? - What? They are monsters. 1020 00:56:54,458 --> 00:56:56,167 Aren't you happy? You got a promotion. 1021 00:56:56,333 --> 00:56:58,208 You're not the black sheep of the family anymore. 1022 00:56:58,375 --> 00:56:59,458 A family torn apart. 1023 00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:01,083 I got a promotion, 1024 00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:03,875 but the school collapsed, and the janitor died. 1025 00:57:11,833 --> 00:57:13,458 - Don Oronzo's here. - Him too? Hey! 1026 00:57:13,625 --> 00:57:16,000 - He has to bless the house! - He'll bring us some holy water. 1027 00:57:16,167 --> 00:57:19,958 Holy water? Considering all this mess, we need guns and hydrants full of holy water! 1028 00:57:20,125 --> 00:57:21,125 We must get him out of here. 1029 00:57:21,292 --> 00:57:23,167 He'll go all around the house. What shall we do? 1030 00:57:23,333 --> 00:57:25,500 We need to get him out of here! Think, blockhead! 1031 00:57:25,667 --> 00:57:27,500 - Where shall we take him? - To the cursed hill! 1032 00:57:27,667 --> 00:57:29,542 Someone got killed there, so no one goes there. 1033 00:57:29,708 --> 00:57:31,208 You don't have a blockhead, but a GPS! 1034 00:57:31,375 --> 00:57:32,708 See? If it weren't for blockhead... 1035 00:57:32,875 --> 00:57:33,833 - Ready? - Ready. 1036 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,333 - Grab him. One... - Hey! 1037 00:57:35,958 --> 00:57:37,000 One! 1038 00:57:37,583 --> 00:57:38,583 One! 1039 00:57:39,042 --> 00:57:41,667 I say "one“, but then you have to grab him. 1040 00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:42,875 How will you take him there? 1041 00:57:43,042 --> 00:57:44,333 Well, I found out where to take him, 1042 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:46,792 you try to come up with something on how to take him there. 1043 00:57:58,167 --> 00:58:00,000 Davide! 1044 00:58:21,167 --> 00:58:23,375 Come. Come. Come. 1045 00:58:23,542 --> 00:58:25,667 Come, come. 1046 00:58:25,833 --> 00:58:28,583 Come. That's it. 1047 00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:30,250 Look. 1048 00:58:34,458 --> 00:58:36,250 The air is wonderful up here. 1049 00:58:36,958 --> 00:58:39,208 It really shows you the meaning of life. Right, Renzo? 1050 00:58:40,125 --> 00:58:42,708 It's beautiful. So poetic. 1051 00:58:48,583 --> 00:58:51,000 - It must be a seagull... -A seagull that had a heavy meal...? 1052 00:58:51,167 --> 00:58:53,333 No, it's not a seagull. It's a walrus. 1053 00:58:56,417 --> 00:58:57,792 What are you doing here? 1054 00:58:59,750 --> 00:59:01,083 I came here to drink. 1055 00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:03,500 - So I can forget... - Picciriddu, we're in a hurry. 1056 00:59:03,667 --> 00:59:07,125 “This solitary hill has always been dear to me"... 1057 00:59:07,292 --> 00:59:11,292 Where my great grandfather carried out his first murder. 1058 00:59:11,458 --> 00:59:12,667 Murder... 0h. 1059 00:59:14,750 --> 00:59:17,208 Go away. We need to talk business. 1060 00:59:18,042 --> 00:59:19,792 Do you do business with the Mafia, too? 1061 00:59:19,958 --> 00:59:23,750 No. Uh, I don't think it's the case. Forget it. 1062 00:59:25,750 --> 00:59:26,958 I think it is! 1063 00:59:27,667 --> 00:59:29,125 - So? So? - Hey! Hey! Hey! 1064 00:59:30,458 --> 00:59:31,958 Picciriddu, what are you doing? 1065 00:59:32,125 --> 00:59:34,583 Don't worry, Davide. He's not a Mafia mobster. 1066 00:59:35,250 --> 00:59:36,458 He repented. 1067 00:59:36,917 --> 00:59:39,542 - Repented...? - He repented of his feelings. 1068 00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:42,083 The ones he used to have for me. 1069 00:59:42,250 --> 00:59:43,750 What are you talking about? 1070 00:59:43,917 --> 00:59:49,542 We used to have a great understanding. Inside and outside of the football field. 1071 00:59:49,708 --> 00:59:53,250 - But one day, your father discovered us. - Oh. 1072 00:59:53,417 --> 00:59:57,125 He was reserved and obtuse. 1073 00:59:57,292 --> 01:00:01,000 One of those guys who think: "Better a dead son than guys like us“. 1074 01:00:01,167 --> 01:00:04,500 Us who? What are you talking about? He's out of his mind. 1075 01:00:04,667 --> 01:00:08,750 So he had a word with Renzo and told him: "If you leave him," 1076 01:00:08,917 --> 01:00:11,292 "you'll have everything you need for the rest of your life!“ 1077 01:00:11,458 --> 01:00:14,958 So Renzo listened to his father. 1078 01:00:15,875 --> 01:00:18,042 From then on, he started avoiding me. 1079 01:00:18,792 --> 01:00:19,875 As ifI had the plague. 1080 01:00:20,458 --> 01:00:22,833 What do you want from me? What do you want? 1081 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:29,083 Answer a question I asked you 23 years, 5 months and 1 day ago. 1082 01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:31,083 Excuse me, that was ages ago... 1083 01:00:35,333 --> 01:00:36,458 Do you also... 1084 01:00:40,042 --> 01:00:41,292 always think of me? 1085 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:57,083 No, Peppb. I'm sorry. I love my wife. 1086 01:00:59,333 --> 01:01:02,042 I'm aware that there might have been a tense moment, 1087 01:01:02,208 --> 01:01:06,375 but one must never confuse love with work. 1088 01:01:06,542 --> 01:01:11,000 So I'd like to ask you whether we can continue the work you were carrying out. 1089 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:15,500 I mean, can you kill the dead man again, as we agreed? 1090 01:01:16,125 --> 01:01:18,125 - Can you handle that? - Of course. 1091 01:01:18,292 --> 01:01:23,292 Ya see, Davide... I'm a very serious professional. 1092 01:01:24,042 --> 01:01:26,792 This is the brother-in-law I've always wanted. 1093 01:01:28,833 --> 01:01:31,500 Hey, the wheelchair! It disappeared! 1094 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,042 You shouldn't have talked to him! That just got you distracted! 1095 01:01:42,208 --> 01:01:44,042 Peppb is exaggerating, nothing happened. 1096 01:01:44,208 --> 01:01:46,667 Telling me? What the fuck do I care? I know how relationships are. 1097 01:01:46,833 --> 01:01:50,208 Same thing with me and Irene. I even left her a message. 1098 01:01:50,375 --> 01:01:52,542 - What did you write? - If she could renew my insurance. 1099 01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:55,667 He either ended up in the sea or down the hill. 1100 01:01:55,833 --> 01:01:58,208 If they find him, they'll call the police and we're screwed. 1101 01:01:58,375 --> 01:02:00,542 No. If they had found him, they'd already have called us. 1102 01:02:01,625 --> 01:02:03,458 - The police? - It's mom. 1103 01:02:04,042 --> 01:02:04,833 What does she want? 1104 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,875 Davide, I want you to come to the beach in half an hour. 1105 01:02:08,542 --> 01:02:09,875 Alright, mom. 1106 01:02:10,583 --> 01:02:13,500 - She wants to see us. - See? We're screwed: they found the body. 1107 01:02:16,083 --> 01:02:18,000 Let's stop, my legs are aching. 1108 01:02:18,167 --> 01:02:23,375 Yes. Here, let me help you. Renzo. We're screwed. 1109 01:02:26,833 --> 01:02:29,875 - Remember what dad used to say? - Dad talked bullshit. 1110 01:02:30,667 --> 01:02:32,458 Everyone likes Neapolitan sfogliatelle. 1111 01:02:32,625 --> 01:02:35,000 Some prefer shortcrust pastry, others puff pastry. 1112 01:02:35,167 --> 01:02:37,250 Some people like all three of them. 1113 01:02:37,417 --> 01:02:40,083 A visionary. A luminary. 1114 01:02:40,750 --> 01:02:44,667 Dad's umpteenth piece of bullshit. Besides, it doesn't add up. 1115 01:02:44,833 --> 01:02:48,250 There are two types of sfogliatelle, shortcrust pastry and puff pastry. 1116 01:02:48,417 --> 01:02:49,167 Not three. 1117 01:02:49,333 --> 01:02:53,292 I mean, a "standard sfogliatella" don't exist. Understand? 1118 01:02:53,458 --> 01:02:54,375 Oh, there you are! 1119 01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:58,083 So what am I? A shortcrust, puff or standard sfogliatella? 1120 01:02:58,250 --> 01:02:59,125 What are you doing here? 1121 01:02:59,292 --> 01:03:02,000 Excuse me, but there are only two types of sfogliatella. 1122 01:03:02,167 --> 01:03:04,042 - Shortcrust or puff pastry... - Davide! 1123 01:03:04,208 --> 01:03:06,000 Anyway, one thing's for sure! 1124 01:03:06,667 --> 01:03:11,125 - Is she going to the bathroom by herself? - No! Renzo can go fuck himself! 1125 01:03:11,292 --> 01:03:12,083 Wait a second... 1126 01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:14,583 Hypocfisy is the only thing I can't tolerate! 1127 01:03:14,750 --> 01:03:17,542 You smooth-tongued rat! You filthy usurper! 1128 01:03:17,708 --> 01:03:20,333 - I prefer savory food... - Do I have to meet mom by myself now? 1129 01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:22,375 What can I do? Can't you see how nervous she is? 1130 01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:26,500 Wait a moment! Damn. You misunderstood. 1131 01:03:29,750 --> 01:03:31,917 Mom? Mom, what's the matter? 1132 01:03:32,625 --> 01:03:34,250 - What is it? - I'm worried about Angelo. 1133 01:03:34,417 --> 01:03:37,333 No one saw him and he's not answering his phone. Do you know where he is? 1134 01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:39,708 He got lost, mom. He's not here. I'll check the hills. 1135 01:03:39,875 --> 01:03:41,917 I don't know whether this wedding will take place. 1136 01:03:42,083 --> 01:03:45,667 But if it will, I'm getting married by myself! Even you guys disappeared! 1137 01:03:45,833 --> 01:03:49,042 I know you didn't make up with Angelo. 1138 01:03:49,208 --> 01:03:53,000 Why not? He's a good man, he spent a lifetime helping the African people. 1139 01:03:53,167 --> 01:03:55,042 He spent all the funds destined for Africa! 1140 01:03:55,208 --> 01:03:58,125 He has no family, no relatives! He will eat up all your money! Understand? 1141 01:03:58,292 --> 01:04:00,125 Don't say that about your father! 1142 01:04:02,958 --> 01:04:04,042 What did you say? 1143 01:04:05,083 --> 01:04:07,167 I'm talking about Cederna. You said, “your father". 1144 01:04:07,333 --> 01:04:08,792 Well, I got it wrong! 1145 01:04:08,958 --> 01:04:12,750 It happens when you're 72! Excuse me. I have to join the guests. 1146 01:04:12,917 --> 01:04:14,625 Mom? Mom? 1147 01:04:15,083 --> 01:04:16,125 Mom? 1148 01:04:18,583 --> 01:04:19,708 He... 1149 01:04:20,750 --> 01:04:24,833 He has no children or family because he's with me. 1150 01:04:26,292 --> 01:04:31,750 That thing on the cliffs happened 43 years and 9 months ago. 1151 01:04:37,625 --> 01:04:40,333 Darling, a woman can feel certain things and... 1152 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:41,958 And does them! 1153 01:04:42,125 --> 01:04:46,292 And you're very similar, you both share a passion for voluntary work. 1154 01:04:46,458 --> 01:04:48,083 Mom, there are 6 million volunteers! 1155 01:04:48,250 --> 01:04:51,042 How can I possibly be the only one who involuntarily has a father? 1156 01:04:51,208 --> 01:04:54,708 Besides, you both have the same birthmark on your right calf. 1157 01:04:55,333 --> 01:04:58,542 I've been asking myself whether I should have told you, ever since you were 18... 1158 01:04:59,417 --> 01:05:00,792 Forgive me. 1159 01:05:31,667 --> 01:05:34,125 Davide sent me his position, but maybe the device got it wrong. 1160 01:05:34,292 --> 01:05:36,167 Let me see. Yes! It's here, on the left! Come! 1161 01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:38,500 These things aren't always precise... 1162 01:05:52,250 --> 01:05:54,083 I don't want you to be my father! Understand? 1163 01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:56,333 I don't want you to be my father or my mom's husband! 1164 01:05:56,500 --> 01:05:59,250 I don't want you to be my mother's husband! I don't want you! 1165 01:06:08,042 --> 01:06:11,083 Hey, listen... Did I already get married? 1166 01:06:13,750 --> 01:06:15,042 You're not feeling well? 1167 01:06:21,250 --> 01:06:22,458 We're almost there... 1168 01:06:22,917 --> 01:06:26,708 Excuse me, do you know whether I already got married? 1169 01:06:31,042 --> 01:06:32,875 What a fragile family... 1170 01:06:38,458 --> 01:06:41,875 Darling! I can't remember a thing! 1171 01:06:42,042 --> 01:06:45,208 Not even how I could have possibly dressed up as a clown! 1172 01:06:45,375 --> 01:06:47,208 I just have a few flashes... 1173 01:06:47,375 --> 01:06:48,250 The bride's relatives. 1174 01:06:48,417 --> 01:06:50,500 I was discussing the catering. 1175 01:06:50,667 --> 01:06:51,667 I don't want anything from you! 1176 01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:54,083 Then everything went black. Completely black. 1177 01:06:55,042 --> 01:06:58,875 - No, it's a kind of apparent death... - Apparent death! 1178 01:06:59,042 --> 01:07:01,250 - It also happened in... - In Mexico! - Exactly. 1179 01:07:01,417 --> 01:07:03,250 Apparent death has nothing to do with this. 1180 01:07:03,417 --> 01:07:05,875 We were peacefully talking about the catering. 1181 01:07:06,042 --> 01:07:08,333 Yes, go on. I can't remember a thing. 1182 01:07:08,500 --> 01:07:10,750 I've decided: I'll pay for the catering. 1183 01:07:10,917 --> 01:07:13,083 - No! No, no, no! - No way! Are you joking? 1184 01:07:13,250 --> 01:07:16,083 Excuse me, Mr. Cederna, but we'll pay for the catering 1185 01:07:16,250 --> 01:07:18,792 because it's our mother's wedding gift. 1186 01:07:18,958 --> 01:07:21,208 Absolutely. Don't upset us. 1187 01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:24,292 Anyway, it's just 32 Kilos of red prawns. 1188 01:07:24,458 --> 01:07:25,708 But they're from Mazara! 1189 01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:28,750 Well then, we might as well get some Canadian lobster! 1190 01:07:28,917 --> 01:07:30,833 - And how will they get here? - By plane! 1191 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:32,167 Have they been shock frozen? 1192 01:07:32,333 --> 01:07:34,875 After 10 hours in the plane, they'll definitely be quite shocked. 1193 01:07:35,042 --> 01:07:36,000 But they'll recover! 1194 01:07:36,167 --> 01:07:38,167 Then let's get them! I'll pay for them, too! 1195 01:07:38,333 --> 01:07:39,375 No! No! No! 1196 01:07:39,542 --> 01:07:41,125 -Yes! I insist! -Are you kiddin'? 1197 01:07:41,292 --> 01:07:43,000 - Don't embarrass us! - Don't upset us! 1198 01:07:43,167 --> 01:07:44,250 No, I'm sorry! 1199 01:07:44,417 --> 01:07:45,500 - No, no, no! - No way! 1200 01:07:45,667 --> 01:07:48,167 - No, it's out of the question! - Do you want to fight over it? 1201 01:07:48,333 --> 01:07:52,417 Actually, you know what? I already paid for it! 1202 01:07:54,292 --> 01:07:55,333 What... oh! 1203 01:07:57,083 --> 01:07:59,667 He wasn't reacting! We were desperate! 1204 01:07:59,833 --> 01:08:03,000 But then we remembered we have another great doctor in the family. 1205 01:08:03,167 --> 01:08:04,292 The village doctor? 1206 01:08:04,458 --> 01:08:07,125 No, mom! Davide! Your son! 1207 01:08:07,292 --> 01:08:11,042 Davide only achieved 68 at his degree because he was always haunted 1208 01:08:11,208 --> 01:08:13,750 by the fact that he could never be as good as his father. 1209 01:08:13,917 --> 01:08:15,750 Let's be honest, dad always got in his way. 1210 01:08:15,917 --> 01:08:17,875 He feared that Davide could be better than him. 1211 01:08:18,042 --> 01:08:20,917 Sure enough, after being treated by Davide's expertise for a few hours, 1212 01:08:21,083 --> 01:08:23,250 Angelo is alive and kicking! 1213 01:08:23,417 --> 01:08:25,917 Ready to pronounce the words: “I will"! 1214 01:08:26,083 --> 01:08:29,292 Dear son, thank you, thank you, thank you! 1215 01:08:29,458 --> 01:08:31,583 Thank you. Thank you. 1216 01:08:32,500 --> 01:08:33,792 I'm going to get changed. 1217 01:08:34,583 --> 01:08:36,500 Yes, let me go put on my wedding dress. 1218 01:08:36,667 --> 01:08:40,667 Guys... this is the best present. Thank you. 1219 01:08:41,333 --> 01:08:42,375 Bye, mom. 1220 01:08:43,167 --> 01:08:46,833 Anyway, all's well that ends well. 1221 01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:48,625 If I'm not mistaken, 1222 01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:53,333 there are two Mafia mobsters that haven't been stopped yet. 1223 01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:57,333 They're on their way to kill a dead man, who's currently alive. 1224 01:08:57,500 --> 01:09:00,583 If we don't stop them, he'll be dead again. 1225 01:09:00,750 --> 01:09:03,125 Am I making this up or is it really going to happen? 1226 01:09:03,292 --> 01:09:04,542 Over there! 1227 01:09:07,083 --> 01:09:09,583 Mr. Picciriddu? Mr. Picciriddu! 1228 01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:12,750 - Hey! Don Peppuccio! Mr. Picciriddu? - Mr. Picciriddu? 1229 01:09:12,917 --> 01:09:17,375 Such a great goal... We scored... Such a great goal... We scored... 1230 01:09:17,542 --> 01:09:21,625 Hey! You need to cancel everything! You have to stop the mobsters! Understand? 1231 01:09:21,792 --> 01:09:23,875 - Tell us their names, their numbers! - Don Peppl'J! 1232 01:09:24,042 --> 01:09:24,792 Oh God... 1233 01:09:25,792 --> 01:09:27,042 I love you, sweetheart. 1234 01:09:29,125 --> 01:09:30,667 - His phone! - What do you want to do? 1235 01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:34,792 We can see when he made his last call. We can unblock it with his face ID! 1236 01:09:38,125 --> 01:09:40,833 This isn't Don Peppuccio! It's Dom Pérignon! 1237 01:09:42,625 --> 01:09:45,125 There you go! He made two calls at the same time. 1238 01:09:45,292 --> 01:09:47,208 What number shall we call? 1239 01:09:47,833 --> 01:09:49,417 You call. 1240 01:09:52,625 --> 01:09:55,542 - The first one or the second one? Which one? - The second one! 1241 01:09:59,625 --> 01:10:03,833 Hey! Speak clearly! I can't understand you! Talk properly! 1242 01:10:06,917 --> 01:10:09,583 Always talking about "baby"! 1243 01:10:09,750 --> 01:10:13,250 - Fuck, kill him! Kill him! - Listen, I'll kill you! 1244 01:10:13,417 --> 01:10:16,292 Now I'll count to ten and then I'll kill you! 1245 01:10:16,458 --> 01:10:19,667 Wait, wait! Shut up! It's the boss! Hello? 1246 01:10:19,833 --> 01:10:25,000 Remember the Thai massage mission with the ointment? 1247 01:10:25,167 --> 01:10:27,833 Yes. It's ours. He's had too much booze again. Hello? 1248 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,125 - Cancel everything! - What do you mean? 1249 01:10:30,292 --> 01:10:34,708 Cancel everything otherwise I 'II blow your brains out! Understand? 1250 01:10:34,875 --> 01:10:37,458 Fuck, he's completely drunk. Alright, boss. Yes, yes. 1251 01:10:37,625 --> 01:10:39,708 I never understand what he says... 1252 01:10:40,167 --> 01:10:41,125 Let's go. 1253 01:10:41,292 --> 01:10:42,917 Get up! I need the chair! 1254 01:10:43,083 --> 01:10:45,583 -Huh? - Get up! We need the chair! 1255 01:10:45,750 --> 01:10:48,542 Come on! What a fucking ball buster! 1256 01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:56,583 Hey, you... Let me look at you. 1257 01:10:57,083 --> 01:11:00,208 You look different. You seem older. 1258 01:11:00,375 --> 01:11:03,125 Maybe because I don't feel like the black sheep anymore... 1259 01:11:08,875 --> 01:11:09,917 Darling... 1260 01:11:16,250 --> 01:11:17,292 Guys... 1261 01:11:17,667 --> 01:11:18,667 Guys... 1262 01:11:19,417 --> 01:11:23,125 I think other secrets have been unveiled. 1263 01:11:23,292 --> 01:11:27,250 I don't want to upset you, but... I already knew them. 1264 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:32,167 Sweethearts, dad was the one who wanted his children to be perfect. 1265 01:11:32,333 --> 01:11:34,917 Being able to have children was already a miracle for me. 1266 01:11:35,583 --> 01:11:37,792 You are the way you are. 1267 01:11:39,958 --> 01:11:42,708 I've always loved you. 1268 01:11:55,958 --> 01:11:57,000 Renzo? 1269 01:11:57,625 --> 01:11:58,708 Yes. Let's go. 1270 01:12:11,458 --> 01:12:13,083 You knew everything... 1271 01:12:15,917 --> 01:12:17,583 Possibly... 1272 01:12:35,250 --> 01:12:37,292 You're so cute, I could eat you up... 1273 01:12:38,792 --> 01:12:39,792 You? 1274 01:12:40,625 --> 01:12:43,167 You're not a vegan or vegetarian? You don't have food allergies? 1275 01:12:43,333 --> 01:12:45,375 I came here to renew the insurance. 1276 01:12:46,375 --> 01:12:49,583 - A life insurance this time. -A life insurance, yes. 1277 01:12:56,542 --> 01:12:58,500 I made rye comfits. 1278 01:13:07,417 --> 01:13:09,583 In the name of the Italian people, 1279 01:13:10,333 --> 01:13:13,292 and by the powers vested in me... 1280 01:14:19,917 --> 01:14:22,125 Take these 44 ointments! 1281 01:14:22,292 --> 01:14:25,667 Or rather, 50! 2 are on Picciriddu. 1282 01:14:26,167 --> 01:14:27,583 - Angelo! - That makes 6! 1283 01:14:40,083 --> 01:14:41,917 I'll save you! 1284 01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:44,250 No! 1285 01:14:47,375 --> 01:14:50,458 Go! Go! Go! 1286 01:14:51,375 --> 01:14:53,292 Dad, don't move. 1287 01:14:53,458 --> 01:14:56,375 I wanted to tell you... th... 1288 01:14:57,542 --> 01:14:59,708 "Th"... What? 1289 01:14:59,875 --> 01:15:01,792 - Th... Th... - You “th"...? 1290 01:15:03,333 --> 01:15:04,333 Th... 1291 01:15:05,375 --> 01:15:06,958 Call an ambulance! 1292 01:15:09,333 --> 01:15:11,708 All's well that ends well. 1293 01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:17,583 Now I know why they say you feel lost without a family. 1294 01:15:18,542 --> 01:15:21,167 I found my real father. 1295 01:15:21,542 --> 01:15:24,750 My sister recovered the relationship with her son. 1296 01:15:25,167 --> 01:15:28,250 My mother found the old love of her life again. 1297 01:15:30,083 --> 01:15:35,958 I found lots of tofu in my fridge again. Loads of it. Thanks to Irene. 1298 01:15:37,083 --> 01:15:42,667 But most of all, my brother found the courage to talk to his wife. 1299 01:15:43,125 --> 01:15:45,708 I'm sorry. I lied to you. 1300 01:15:46,750 --> 01:15:48,125 It happened many years ago. 1301 01:15:49,042 --> 01:15:50,917 Renzo, I lied to you, too. 1302 01:15:55,625 --> 01:15:56,792 I had... 1303 01:15:58,208 --> 01:16:00,708 an affair with the voice of the railways. 1304 01:16:01,250 --> 01:16:03,250 I met him at the Transportation Gala. 1305 01:16:04,958 --> 01:16:06,500 Why did you fake everything? 1306 01:16:08,917 --> 01:16:11,708 I've always dreamed of having a family like the ones you see in the ads. 1307 01:16:12,333 --> 01:16:16,708 I know they're fake, but you know that serenity and peace... 1308 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:19,625 Family is family. 1309 01:16:23,625 --> 01:16:25,083 Are you really sure... 1310 01:16:25,708 --> 01:16:31,500 that your affair with the railway voice is over? 1311 01:16:31,667 --> 01:16:32,750 Of course. 1312 01:16:33,167 --> 01:16:36,042 Italo! Don't run! 1313 01:16:36,583 --> 01:16:38,333 Honey, do you like these new biscuits? 1314 01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:41,167 Yes, they're delicious. The “Little Cuckolds“. 1315 01:16:41,333 --> 01:16:42,833 Good. Have another one. 1316 01:16:44,792 --> 01:16:47,417 Mom, this one's horns broke off. 1317 01:16:47,583 --> 01:16:50,125 Don't worry, honey. I'll make sure it gets a new pair of horns. 1318 01:16:50,292 --> 01:16:53,583 As to the "Little Cuckolds", what else is there to say? 1319 01:16:53,750 --> 01:16:56,708 It happens even in the best of families. 1320 01:16:56,875 --> 01:17:01,625 Answer me, what does “Th.. Th... Th...“ mean? 1321 01:17:01,792 --> 01:17:03,125 This shit! 1322 01:17:05,125 --> 01:17:06,625 50 shots altogether! 1323 01:17:06,792 --> 01:17:09,875 We shot 44 of them, 2 were on me, 1324 01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:13,375 4 were left, so now we've settled the accounts! 1325 01:17:13,542 --> 01:17:17,125 Have a nice day! If you'll excuse me now... 1326 01:17:23,417 --> 01:17:24,375 Another one! 1327 01:17:24,542 --> 01:17:27,458 Subtitles: Artie-Project 99680