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Ten minutes. 20 minutes.
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Really, two minutes for a nickel?
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Ugh.
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When did I get a peso?
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Excuse me?
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Yeah?
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Any chance you could lend me a quarter?
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Lend you? Are you a good credit risk?
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Terrible... but I think
you probably have 30 cents
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of good karma coming at you.
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Oh, in that case, why
don't I just give you
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the full two hours?
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Oh, thank you.
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No, thank you.
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This hopefully makes up
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for all those gas stations I robbed.
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What?
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It's a joke.
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It was just one liquor store.
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Have a nice day.
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- You, too. Bye.
- Bye.
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- Well, this is awkward.
- Yeah, a little bit.
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When will this nightmare end?
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Allow me.
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Oh, thank you.
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All right, bye again.
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Oh, not yet.
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Hi, Aunt Marjorie.
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Hi, Nick.
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Aunt Marjorie?
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It's how she signs my birthday cards.
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I see you two have met.
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Yeah, she was on the
street begging for change.
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Oh, honey, I thought
we talked about that.
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Marjorie, aren't you gonna introduce us?
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Sorry.
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Jill, Wendy,
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Bonnie, Christy, this
is my nephew, Nick.
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Nick, these are my girls.
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Hi.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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Hi.
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Nick, why don't you join us?
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Uh, thanks, but I got to get to work.
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And-And thank you for letting
me use your storage locker.
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Any time.
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Okay, well, it's nice meeting you.
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So long.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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And do not follow me.
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- Less.
- Bye.
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Where have you been hiding him?
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And why?
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Is he single? Not that I care.
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I can be a side dish.
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Back off, he already
stuck his card in my meter.
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Listen, ladies, I get it.
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Nick is a very attractive
young man, but he's off limits.
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- What?! Why?!
- Boo. No!
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It's just not a good idea.
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I'm your sponsor, he's my sister's kid.
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Okay, well, I want a new sponsor.
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Bonnie, will you be my new sponsor?
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Sure, but you can't date Nick
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until my daughter's done with him.
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Okay, Wendy, you're my new sponsor.
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No one's dating Nick and that's final.
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- Boo. No fair.
- Whatever.
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I should've just jumped
him on the street.
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What's that?
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I should've just
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jumped him on the street!
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Got a minute?
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Not really. I'm studying for midterms.
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All right, I was just gonna
show you a Facebook picture
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of Marjorie's nephew with no shirt on.
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Let me see.
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Oh, my God, shirtless on a horse?
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On the beach.
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That's just not fair.
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I'll tell you what's not fair,
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that horse underneath
him instead of you.
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Why are you trying to wind me up?
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'Cause you deserve to
date a handsome guy,
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and I always like
sticking it to Marjorie.
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He is handsome.
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Handsome and rugged.
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They don't make rugged anymore.
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I blame soy milk.
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You know, he couldn't
take his hazel-green-
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with-a-fleck-of-blue
eyes off of you.
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- Really?
- He was totally eye-boning you.
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Doesn't matter.
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I'm not going behind Marjorie's back.
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Makes sense.
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Why pursue the perfect man
if it might temporarily make
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an elderly woman uncomfortable?
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You know Marjorie's only, like,
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ten years older than you, right?
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If you ever say that again,
I will gut you like a fish.
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Check this out. Status: single,
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and he's a riding instructor
at Valley Glen Stables.
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Mother of God,
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he's professionally
shirtless on a horse?
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Go to him.
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No. I can't. I just can't.
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Okay, I tried. Good night.
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Good night.
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Just gonna finish studying.
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His last name's Banaszak.
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Thank you.
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Steady, girl.
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Hi.
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Oh, hi, right on time.
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Actually, I got here 20 minutes ago,
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but I waited in the car
'cause being early is lame,
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and so is telling you that, sorry.
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No worries.
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So, you're thinking about
riding lessons for your son?
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Yes, that's what I'm thinking about.
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Well, I mean, I could tell
you all about how I teach,
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but it'd be easier just to show you.
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With a video?
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With a horse.
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You got any smaller ones?
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You're not scared, are you?
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No, I just have a history
of falling off things,
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mostly bar stools, but one bridge.
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Well, don't worry.
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I'll put you on Starburst.
She's very gentle.
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I had a five-year-old
girl on her this morning.
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Easy for her, she's five.
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She doesn't understand death.
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Starburst, this is Christy.
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Christy, meet Starburst.
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Hello, enormous animal.
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Here. Pet her nose. She loves it.
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Oh, something we have in common.
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Okay.
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Ooh, it's warm.
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Good Starburst.
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Here. Try an apple.
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I would've given it to the horse,
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but that's another way to go.
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Oh.
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Okay, just put your foot in the stirrup,
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and swing your other leg over.
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It's kind of high.
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Here, let me.
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Ready?
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I'll give you a boost.
You grab the saddle horn.
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- What's the saddle horn?!
- Oh, God.
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I got to tell you, I'm really impressed.
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I mean, you hear the expression,
"Get back on that horse,"
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but... you rarely see it.
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Thank you.
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This is fun.
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Try to move with the horse.
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Isn't that what I'm doing?
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You know, it might get smoother
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if you pick up the pace a notch.
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Give her a little kick.
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That seems kind of mean.
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It's not gonna hurt her.
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All right, now you're just tickling her.
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Go on, show her who's the boss.
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I'm so sorry.
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You're the boss!
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You're the boss! You're the boss!
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When we tell people this story,
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can we say I was thrown from the horse?
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Sure.
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It's a lot cooler
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than slipping in the ladies' room.
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Maybe we should put
stirrups on that toilet.
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- Let's take a look at that ankle.
- Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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- Am I hurting you?
- No, I'm just sitting on my keys.
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It's not broken.
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You should probably
stay off it for a while
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and keep it elevated.
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Okay, but I'm gonna need your help.
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Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
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Oh, wow.
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Yeah, wow.
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Didn't miss the saddle horn that time.
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You're hard to miss.
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Aw, shucks.
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So, listen, as great as this was,
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and it was really great,
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we can't tell Marjorie.
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Oh, man.
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My mother's sister's always
my first call after sex.
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No, it's just she's
my sponsor in AA...
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No.
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... and it might get a little weird.
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Understood. I will gladly be...
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your dirty little secret.
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Oh, God, that just makes it hotter.
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Mmm. Oh, listen, I don't want
to spoil the moment, but...
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we should probably get dressed
or a little boy named Brandon
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is gonna learn more
than how to ride a horse.
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He's got to learn sometime.
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Hey.
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Well, you look happy.
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You should've seen me about an hour ago.
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After 19 long, lonely months,
the curse has been broken.
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In your face, Marjorie.
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Tell me everything.
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Well, he took me horseback riding.
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Is that how you hurt your foot?
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Uh, yes.
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We were galloping across a field
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and I mistimed a jump.
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Anyhow, after he
carried me into the barn,
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we did it on a bale of hay.
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Really? A bale of hay?
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I knew you'd ask, so I brought proof.
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There's more in my pants.
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Oh, you're my hero.
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Are you gonna see him again?
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Yippee ki yes.
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Dinner tomorrow night, then who knows,
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maybe on a bed, mix it up a little.
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Oh, please, can I be there
when you tell Marjorie?
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Or better, let me tell Marjorie.
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You know what, it's
decided, I'm telling her.
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Nobody's telling her.
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Nick and I agreed to keep
this between ourselves.
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Okay, fine, I can't be mad.
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My little girl got banged
by a cowboy in a stable.
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Always trying to make you proud, Mom.
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Oh.
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What happened to your leg?
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I slipped at work and twisted my ankle.
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It's no big deal.
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Bound to happen, the way
you gallop around that place.
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Mom.
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Sorry, I'll rein it in.
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If you got hurt at the restaurant,
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you could sue for big bucks.
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That's how poor people
in America get ahead.
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I'm really fine.
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You still should get it x-rayed.
If you walk around on a...
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Look, I just twisted it.
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I'm not suing or getting an x-ray.
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Whoa there, Nelly.
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Congratulations, you spooked her.
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Can we please go? I'm starved.
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I'm gonna need a lift with one of you.
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Oh, Christy, aren't
you coming for coffee?
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Oh, no, I have a class.
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Since when do you have
a class on Tuesday?
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It's a new class.
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In the middle of the term?
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Yes, I have a new class on a Tuesday
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in the middle of the term.
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Looks like you're going on a date.
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I have a date with learning, Jill.
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It's the other way
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poor people in America get ahead.
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Any more questions?
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Yeah, when should I expect you home?
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Around 1:00,
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2:00?
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I just wanted to say:
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yesterday, what happened,
I've never done that before.
268
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Really? You were pretty good at it.
269
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I meant in the stable.
270
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I know what you meant.
271
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It was my first time in a stable, too,
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unless you count a shopping
mall nativity scene.
273
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,842
I'm sorry...
274
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I've got to kiss you.
275
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Oh.
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You're coming to me.
277
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I've been wanting to do this all day.
278
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Okay, um...
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there's our waiter. Our waiter's here.
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What's up?
281
00:12:47,966 --> 00:12:49,235
Should I come back?
282
00:12:49,237 --> 00:12:51,716
No, no, I'm starving.
283
00:12:54,505 --> 00:12:56,626
Well, we have some specials tonight.
284
00:12:56,628 --> 00:12:58,255
Let's hear 'em.
285
00:12:59,357 --> 00:13:02,665
Okay, we're doing an heirloom
tomato and burrata salad.
286
00:13:02,888 --> 00:13:05,218
I like burrata.
287
00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:07,387
Great, make it two.
288
00:13:07,389 --> 00:13:09,031
Very good.
289
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:12,140
And for the entrees, we, uh...
290
00:13:13,929 --> 00:13:16,778
I'll come back to get your
order when you're done eating.
291
00:13:17,653 --> 00:13:19,682
Hey... hey, hey, Nick?
292
00:13:19,684 --> 00:13:21,184
Yeah?
293
00:13:21,186 --> 00:13:23,353
This is nice,
294
00:13:23,355 --> 00:13:25,239
but I think, uh,
295
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we're making people uncomfortable.
296
00:13:27,653 --> 00:13:29,302
What people?
297
00:13:29,861 --> 00:13:31,578
I don't see anyone but you.
298
00:13:32,919 --> 00:13:34,664
Trust me, they're out there.
299
00:13:38,054 --> 00:13:39,436
She's pretty, isn't she?
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First date.
301
00:13:53,218 --> 00:13:57,554
You have such perfect little hands.
302
00:13:58,583 --> 00:13:59,889
Thanks.
303
00:13:59,891 --> 00:14:01,057
I'm...
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00:14:01,059 --> 00:14:02,442
just gonna butter some bread.
305
00:14:03,646 --> 00:14:05,446
Let's butter it together.
306
00:14:08,783 --> 00:14:11,528
Really? Is that a thing?
307
00:14:12,037 --> 00:14:13,982
It'll be our thing.
308
00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:17,156
Am I back too soon?
309
00:14:17,158 --> 00:14:18,791
No, no, stay.
310
00:14:18,793 --> 00:14:21,044
Have you had a chance to
think about your entrees,
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00:14:21,046 --> 00:14:22,962
or are we still canoodling?
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00:14:24,318 --> 00:14:25,518
May I?
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00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,607
Oh, sure.
314
00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:29,683
I will be sharing the
bone-in tomahawk rib eye
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with the woman I'm gonna marry.
316
00:14:33,049 --> 00:14:34,332
I'm sorry, what?
317
00:14:34,357 --> 00:14:36,474
My bad, baby, did you want the chicken?
318
00:14:42,628 --> 00:14:45,129
Hey, what are you doing home?
319
00:14:45,161 --> 00:14:47,995
I thought you'd be too
busy cowpokin' and...
320
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,427
ah, forget it, I'm too sleepy.
321
00:14:52,437 --> 00:14:54,320
Oh, Mom, he's weird.
322
00:14:54,345 --> 00:14:57,114
All men are weird. It
comes with the penis.
323
00:14:58,219 --> 00:15:00,636
No, we're talking the big weird.
324
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:03,286
What did he do? Show up for
dinner wearing pantyhose?
325
00:15:04,636 --> 00:15:07,353
I wish. I've worked with that before.
326
00:15:07,378 --> 00:15:08,828
And it's not weird, it's courageous.
327
00:15:10,724 --> 00:15:12,841
He talked about us getting married.
328
00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:16,216
Okay, I'm awake now.
329
00:15:16,737 --> 00:15:18,320
I'm telling you, there's something
330
00:15:18,322 --> 00:15:19,778
seriously wrong with that guy.
331
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,424
I almost didn't go home with him.
332
00:15:22,794 --> 00:15:25,271
Wait, you still went home with him?
333
00:15:25,599 --> 00:15:28,028
19 months, Mom.
334
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,666
Check it out.
335
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:33,677
After we had sex, he
made a sketch of me.
336
00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:38,507
I'm confused, is that you on a horse?
337
00:15:38,509 --> 00:15:41,143
It's me as a horse.
338
00:15:42,743 --> 00:15:44,075
What'd you do?
339
00:15:44,108 --> 00:15:45,982
We had sex again,
340
00:15:46,463 --> 00:15:48,329
then he fell asleep and I snuck out.
341
00:15:48,354 --> 00:15:50,187
After all that, you
slept with him again?
342
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:53,823
19 months, Mom. 19 months.
343
00:15:53,825 --> 00:15:55,521
♪ Lady... ♪
344
00:15:56,861 --> 00:16:00,029
♪ I'm your knight in shining armor ♪
345
00:16:00,054 --> 00:16:01,489
♪ And I love you ♪
346
00:16:02,435 --> 00:16:04,617
Oh, no.
347
00:16:04,619 --> 00:16:06,368
♪ You have made me what I am ♪
348
00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:10,516
♪ And I am yours ♪
349
00:16:13,127 --> 00:16:16,462
♪ Lady! ♪
350
00:16:16,464 --> 00:16:19,271
♪ You made me such a fool ♪
351
00:16:19,296 --> 00:16:21,213
That's gonna get old.
352
00:16:26,474 --> 00:16:29,859
♪ Oh ♪
353
00:16:29,861 --> 00:16:32,561
♪ Oh, we belong together. ♪
354
00:16:33,512 --> 00:16:34,762
I don't know what your problem is,
355
00:16:34,787 --> 00:16:36,453
it sounds like the
guy's crazy about you.
356
00:16:37,114 --> 00:16:38,739
Yeah, you got him, we didn't,
357
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,263
so shut up and be happy.
358
00:16:40,535 --> 00:16:42,075
Look at the picture again.
359
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,767
I have a tail!
360
00:16:44,610 --> 00:16:45,809
Did you notice?
361
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:47,500
Horse Christy wears panties.
362
00:16:50,745 --> 00:16:52,364
So what are you gonna do?
363
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,466
Well, obviously, I have to make it
364
00:16:54,468 --> 00:16:56,474
very clear to him that it's over.
365
00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:58,916
And I'm guessing he's gonna
go crying to his Aunt Marjorie,
366
00:16:58,941 --> 00:17:00,908
so I better get to her first.
367
00:17:00,933 --> 00:17:03,216
Yep, head him off at the pass.
368
00:17:03,685 --> 00:17:07,062
Your horse-themed humor
has grown very tiresome.
369
00:17:07,064 --> 00:17:10,044
To that I say, "neigh."
370
00:17:10,484 --> 00:17:12,271
Here she comes. Giddy up.
371
00:17:12,296 --> 00:17:13,713
Hey, that's my thing.
372
00:17:15,377 --> 00:17:17,794
Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss?
373
00:17:21,672 --> 00:17:25,807
Well, remember how you
told us Nick was off limits?
374
00:17:25,832 --> 00:17:27,115
Oh, no.
375
00:17:27,368 --> 00:17:29,818
- Oh, yeah.
- I tried to stop her.
376
00:17:31,578 --> 00:17:33,745
Please tell me you
didn't sleep with him.
377
00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:35,486
- She did.
- Three times.
378
00:17:35,816 --> 00:17:37,481
Christy!
379
00:17:37,867 --> 00:17:39,872
- Actually, three and a half.
- Three and a half?
380
00:17:39,897 --> 00:17:41,930
How do you think I got
him to stop singing?
381
00:17:43,341 --> 00:17:45,950
This is bad, this is very bad.
382
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:49,355
- I'm sorry.
- No, this is bad for you.
383
00:17:49,864 --> 00:17:53,349
Nick is... I don't
know how to say this...
384
00:17:54,528 --> 00:17:55,786
Not well.
385
00:17:57,448 --> 00:17:59,278
How "not well"?
386
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,430
Don't get me wrong,
he's never hurt anybody.
387
00:18:02,455 --> 00:18:05,599
But he has lived most
of his life in an...
388
00:18:06,131 --> 00:18:07,547
facility.
389
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:09,825
Oh, God.
390
00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:11,600
Did he escape?
391
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:13,833
No, it's more of a work release.
392
00:18:13,858 --> 00:18:15,408
The horses keep him calm.
393
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,000
Why didn't you tell me?
394
00:18:18,002 --> 00:18:19,718
What was I supposed to say?
395
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:22,471
"This is my nephew, he's
as nuts as he is handsome"?
396
00:18:22,473 --> 00:18:24,223
You don't have to say anything.
397
00:18:24,225 --> 00:18:26,794
You just go like this
when he's not looking.
398
00:18:27,144 --> 00:18:29,478
Hey, I told you to stay away from him.
399
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,679
How bad is this?
400
00:18:30,681 --> 00:18:32,314
Do I have to keep
some of her DNA on file
401
00:18:32,316 --> 00:18:33,515
in case she goes missing?
402
00:18:33,517 --> 00:18:36,419
Again, he's not dangerous, he just...
403
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,482
feels things very deeply.
404
00:18:40,737 --> 00:18:42,571
Whelp...
405
00:18:42,596 --> 00:18:44,513
looks like we're moving again.
406
00:18:54,154 --> 00:18:58,013
I hope you understand, I have
to respect Marjorie's wishes.
407
00:18:58,251 --> 00:19:00,752
We just can't see each other anymore.
408
00:19:01,763 --> 00:19:02,961
Okay.
409
00:19:05,263 --> 00:19:07,925
Really? So you're fine with this?
410
00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:11,073
Hmm, you betcha. 'Cause
it's not really over.
411
00:19:12,028 --> 00:19:14,443
No, Nick, it really is.
412
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,232
Okay.
413
00:19:17,185 --> 00:19:19,198
So we're clear,
414
00:19:19,223 --> 00:19:22,013
you and I aren't gonna
see each other anymore.
415
00:19:22,741 --> 00:19:24,496
You're such a silly.
416
00:19:26,451 --> 00:19:30,005
All right, well...
417
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:33,481
thanks for... everything. I'm gonna go.
418
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,639
Sounds good.
419
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,943
See you soon.
420
00:19:38,005 --> 00:19:40,297
No, you won't.
421
00:19:40,299 --> 00:19:41,748
Okay.
422
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:43,833
Okay. Bye.
423
00:19:43,835 --> 00:19:46,521
Bye. Christy?
424
00:19:47,362 --> 00:19:48,828
Yeah?
425
00:19:50,592 --> 00:19:53,009
What am I supposed to do
with this broken heart?
426
00:19:55,597 --> 00:19:57,764
Oh, what the hell? I'm crazy, too.
427
00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:03,255
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