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This is my boss, Jonathan Hart,
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a self-made millionaire.
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He's quite a guy.
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This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous.
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She's one lady who knows
how to take care of herself.
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By the way, my name is Max.
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I take care of both of them,
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which ain't easy,
'cause when they met,
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it was murder.
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Well, isn't this beautiful?
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Yeah.
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Sailing to Hawaii.
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Now, that's the only way to fly.
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"Penny koalas" for everybody.
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Hey, thanks, Max,
but we gotta go.
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I don't wanna be late
for the tournament.
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That's right, Mr. H.
I'll be rooting for you.
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Thanks.
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I'll race you to the beach.
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Oh, yeah? Uh-huh.
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Uh, last one there is...
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Look! There's the
Staten Island Ferry!
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The Staten Island what?
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You better swim fast...
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because you're in hot water now.
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What am I gonna do
with these "penny koalas"?
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Don't worry, Max, you'll
work something out.
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Isn't this exciting, Max?
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Yeah, Mrs. H.
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Croquet has all the thrills
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of dicing a pineapple.
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Nice stroke, Jonathan.
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Thanks, Richard. It
wasn't bad, was it?
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Looked like a
stroke of luck to me.
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How much longer
is this gonna last?
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I gotta go and take
my hula lesson.
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Oh, not much longer, Max.
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If Jonathan goes through
the next two wickets
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and hits the peg,
then the match is over.
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Richard.
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That nudge entitles
me to another shot.
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You will be kind to me, Cam.
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It is an island, Jonathan.
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There's a limit to
how far I can send you.
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Richard Hashimoto.
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Heh. I thought
I'd find you here.
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Ooh!
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Mr. H could sure
use a good nine iron.
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Thanks. I'll need a
weed trimmer to find it.
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Aw!
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Let me tell you something.
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This game isn't
over by a long shot.
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Jonathan... a long shot
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is what you'll need.
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Oh. Poor baby.
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Well, he'll laugh
about it later.
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Yeah, like the time
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you backed the
Bentley into the lake.
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I couldn't have done
better if I opened my eyes.
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Richard.
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The key.
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Wh-wh... What is it?
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The key.
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The key.
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If we can be of
any further help,
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you can reach us at
the Royal Hawaiian.
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Poor Richard.
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He was club
champion in '73 and '76.
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He was club secretary.
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This was his desk.
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Many a night he sat
here tabulating the scores.
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We're terribly sorry.
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We know how close you were.
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Darling, we'd better
get back to the hotel.
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Yeah.
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You will be here
for the funeral?
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Yes, of course. We'll stay.
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Bye-bye.
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Take care.
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Oh, darling, um... I'll go
get my films developed.
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I'll meet you upstairs.
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Hello, Mike.
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Aloha, Mrs. Hart.
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Uh, that means, uh...
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"a beautiful flower
is a joy forever."
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Oh. well, how sweet.
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You certainly know how to
treat the tourists in Hawaii.
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I wouldn't say it
if I didn't mean it.
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Oh, well, thank you very much.
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And here are some more films.
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When can I have them back?
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Five this afternoon.
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And, um, I'm sure
they'll be beautiful.
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Well... aloha.
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Aloha.
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Not bad.
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It's all in the hips, you know.
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My partner, Francine,
comes from Chicago.
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She's wearing a muumuu
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that would stop
traffic on State Street.
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Aloha.
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Excuse me, Mrs. Hart, Mr. Hart.
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I'm Detective Ridings,
Honolulu Homicide.
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I'd like to ask you
some questions.
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Please sit down.
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I read your statement
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about the Hashimoto murder.
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I was particularly
interested in his last words.
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"The key," Mr. Hart.
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Oh, yeah, "the key."
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He, um... Well, he
just kept repeating
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"the key, the key, the key."
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We combed the area
with a metal detector.
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No key. Nothing.
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Why would anyone
want to kill a nice man
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like Richard Hashimoto?
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Well, we were hoping
you could help us with that.
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You see, Mr. Hashimoto...
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wasn't just an importer.
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He wasn't?
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No, ma'am.
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He did a lot of exporting too.
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Information.
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Richard Hashimoto was a spy?
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Looks that way.
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I got a lot of
interest from the CIA.
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And MI6. You know...
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Her Majesty's secret service?
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Well, if you think of
anything, Mr. Hart...
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give me a call.
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I just can't believe it.
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Yeah, how about that?
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If you can't trust
your croquet umpire,
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who can you trust?
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Excuse me, Mrs. Hart. Hm?
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It's probably not a
good idea for you
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to have those pictures.
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What?
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Who are you?
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You'll save yourself
an awful lot of trouble
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if you'll give them to me.
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I will not!
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Stop it. N... Mr. Hirsch!
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I told you at the office.
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There'll be no hanky-panky.
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You're my secretary,
and that's all.
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You don't understand, Mrs. Hart.
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You're gonna be in very...
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Mr. Hirsch, I told you,
if you don't behave,
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it's back to the steno pool.
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Um... he really is a
very... good worker.
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Does your club run go this long?
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As a matter of fact, it does.
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Jonathan. Oh, darling.
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The strangest thing
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happened to me in the lobby.
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Somebody tried
to take my pictures.
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Well, I can understand that.
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You're a very lovely lady.
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Oh, no, no, no. I
mean, these pictures.
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Please, Mrs. H,
we're playing... Gin.
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I'll get it.
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Let's take a look.
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Oh, look. Here's one
of you and Richard.
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Oh, yeah, you took
that one before...
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Cam croqueted
me into the bushes.
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He certainly looks
scared, doesn't he?
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Yeah, he obviously had
something to be scared about.
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Look at this.
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Who is that in there? You see?
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I don't know. Can't tell.
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Maybe I can get it enlarged.
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That's a good idea.
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Your croquet whites came.
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The cleaner said he
found this in the pocket.
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That's not my key.
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It's Richard's!
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He must have slipped
it into my pocket.
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Then the key is the key.
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The key to what?
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To something worth killing for.
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Operator, this is Jonathan Hart.
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I'm in 1239. Could
you please get for me
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the Honolulu Police
Department, Homicide Division.
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Thank you very much.
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Hi.
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Hello. Oh, hi.
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Mr. and Mrs. H... meet Dorothy.
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Hello.
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Hi. Max is taking me
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to see Diamond
Head this morning.
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Oh, say, I just
read in the paper
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that it's snowing in Chicago.
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You must be awfully
happy to be in Hawaii.
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Well, I'm sorry
about the snow, but...
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I'm from Kansas City.
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Okay. Come on, Dorothy. We...
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We don't wanna miss the bus.
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So long, Max.
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Detective Ridings, please.
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Yes.
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Detective Ridings, please.
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This is Detective Ridings.
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Well, perhaps I have the
wrong Detective Ridings.
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I want a Detective
Leslie Ridings.
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Yes, this is Leslie Ridings.
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Well, yes, but you're a woman.
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What was it that
first gave me away?
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Well... I'm sorry.
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There must be some mistake.
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Thank you very much. Bye.
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Bye.
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Okay, turkeys,
let's take a walk.
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So...
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we have a first-class
impostor on our hands.
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The first thing we've got to do
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is to find out where that fits.
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I think we'd better start with
Richard Hashimoto's house.
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Darling, don't you think
we should get ourselves
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a real live detective?
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Would we know
one if we found one?
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Come on.
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Hello.
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I'm Detective Ridings, five-0.
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This is Dr. Reston... Forensic.
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Oh, yeah?
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Uh, just checking for details
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in the murdered man's house.
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I thought you people
did that before.
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Oh, we did. But we
just like to be thorough.
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Don't wanna leave any
key unturned. Ha-ha-ha.
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The door's open on the side.
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Thank you. Doctor...
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Nope.
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No lock.
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Croquet!
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Beg your pardon?
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I didn't say anything.
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Hello!
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Hello. She did.
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Oh...
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Doesn't look like
anybody fed her today.
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Well, here are some imports.
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Caviar from Russia.
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Smoked eel from Poland.
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Look at this: most
of these invoices
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are from Eastern Europe.
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Do you read Latvian?
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No, not lately.
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Did we miss any keyholes?
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Not in here.
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Let's try out there.
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Oh, darling.
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00:20:09,873 --> 00:20:12,952
We can't leave this
poor bird all alone.
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00:20:12,976 --> 00:20:15,121
We can't? No.
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We'd never be able to look
Freeway in the eye again.
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Croquet!
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Croquet!
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Aloha!
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Hey.
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Isn't that Mr. Hashimoto's
bird you got there?
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Yeah, we're taking
him in for questioning.
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Huh?
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Uh, he's a talking bird.
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Doctor...
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Aloha!
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Mrs. Hart.
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Message for you, Mrs. Hart.
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Oh. Thank you.
270
00:21:19,008 --> 00:21:20,186
You're welcome.
271
00:21:20,210 --> 00:21:22,955
Oh. The blowups will
be ready in half an hour.
272
00:21:22,979 --> 00:21:24,357
I'll be one of those pictures
273
00:21:24,381 --> 00:21:25,858
will be worth a thousand words.
274
00:21:25,882 --> 00:21:27,649
Bye, now!
275
00:21:38,628 --> 00:21:40,762
Croquet!
276
00:21:41,597 --> 00:21:43,843
Hi, Max. Hi, Max.
277
00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:46,979
Hey. What's with the bird?
278
00:21:47,003 --> 00:21:48,113
This is Croquet.
279
00:21:48,137 --> 00:21:49,915
She's gonna be staying
with us for a while.
280
00:21:49,939 --> 00:21:51,450
Oh, yeah?
281
00:21:51,474 --> 00:21:53,118
Well, how was sightseeing?
282
00:21:53,142 --> 00:21:55,054
Diamond Head was beautiful.
283
00:21:55,078 --> 00:21:56,989
Waimea Bay was gorgeous.
284
00:21:57,013 --> 00:21:59,225
And Helene, what a lady.
285
00:21:59,249 --> 00:22:01,126
Helene? What
happened to Dorothy?
286
00:22:01,150 --> 00:22:03,261
Oh, she went back
to Kansas City.
287
00:22:03,285 --> 00:22:07,099
Helene and I...
are going to a luau.
288
00:22:07,123 --> 00:22:08,868
Is that the move, Max?
289
00:22:08,892 --> 00:22:10,336
That's the others.
290
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,872
I think we'd better get
changed for dinner, darling. Mm.
291
00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,073
See you later, Max.
292
00:22:14,097 --> 00:22:15,162
Aloha.
293
00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:18,243
You're Croquet, huh?
294
00:22:18,267 --> 00:22:19,979
I'm Max.
295
00:22:20,003 --> 00:22:22,982
Play croquet.
296
00:22:23,006 --> 00:22:26,052
No, thanks. I only
play the ponies.
297
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,038
Mrs. Hart.
298
00:22:46,062 --> 00:22:48,240
Oh, Mike. Hello.
299
00:22:48,264 --> 00:22:49,708
You're alone?
300
00:22:49,732 --> 00:22:51,343
Uh, no. My husband, uh...
301
00:22:51,367 --> 00:22:53,145
I have your pictures.
302
00:22:53,169 --> 00:22:55,214
I did them myself.
303
00:22:55,238 --> 00:22:57,917
I... I hope you like them.
304
00:22:57,941 --> 00:22:59,384
Oh, wonderful.
305
00:22:59,408 --> 00:23:00,820
Thank you, Mike.
306
00:23:00,844 --> 00:23:03,422
Well, wasn't that nice of
you to bring them along.
307
00:23:03,446 --> 00:23:04,846
Oh, won't you sit down?
308
00:23:06,049 --> 00:23:08,060
Well...
309
00:23:08,084 --> 00:23:10,495
I hope you don't
mind my saying this.
310
00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:12,298
What?
311
00:23:12,322 --> 00:23:15,467
You certainly do
look lovely tonight.
312
00:23:15,491 --> 00:23:18,058
O-oh. Well, thank you.
313
00:23:21,264 --> 00:23:23,876
Oh, look. Look.
There's Jonathan.
314
00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:25,060
Uh, darling.
315
00:23:26,736 --> 00:23:28,981
Darling, this is Mike,
from the camera store.
316
00:23:29,005 --> 00:23:30,583
This is my husband, Jonathan.
317
00:23:30,607 --> 00:23:31,684
Oh. How are you, Mike?
318
00:23:31,708 --> 00:23:33,041
How do you do?
319
00:23:34,444 --> 00:23:37,256
Would you, uh, like to sit
down and join us for a drink?
320
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,024
Oh, thanks, uh... no.
321
00:23:39,048 --> 00:23:40,648
I-I got a couple
things I gotta do.
322
00:23:41,684 --> 00:23:44,029
Well... Goodbye, Jennifer.
323
00:23:44,053 --> 00:23:45,698
Bye-bye. And thanks again, Mike.
324
00:23:45,722 --> 00:23:47,989
We'll always have Honolulu.
325
00:23:54,664 --> 00:23:55,674
Oh.
326
00:23:55,698 --> 00:23:57,610
Tsk.
327
00:23:57,634 --> 00:23:59,200
You did it again, didn't you?
328
00:24:01,704 --> 00:24:03,182
You broke another heart.
329
00:24:03,206 --> 00:24:05,573
I didn't mean to.
330
00:24:06,943 --> 00:24:08,454
Got your pictures back.
331
00:24:08,478 --> 00:24:10,911
Oh. I almost forgot.
332
00:24:16,219 --> 00:24:18,085
Oh, boy.
333
00:24:20,156 --> 00:24:21,996
You're not gonna believe this.
334
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,439
Detective Ridings.
335
00:24:27,463 --> 00:24:30,109
Why aren't I surprised?
336
00:24:30,133 --> 00:24:31,777
Hello.
337
00:24:31,801 --> 00:24:33,701
May I join you?
338
00:24:43,246 --> 00:24:44,890
Nice to see you.
339
00:24:44,914 --> 00:24:47,059
We missed you
today at the precinct.
340
00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:49,895
Oh. That's too bad.
341
00:24:49,919 --> 00:24:52,364
But we did have
342
00:24:52,388 --> 00:24:54,833
a very interesting
conversation...
343
00:24:54,857 --> 00:24:57,636
with Detective Ridings?
344
00:24:57,660 --> 00:24:59,138
Really?
345
00:24:59,162 --> 00:25:00,261
Really.
346
00:25:01,864 --> 00:25:04,832
Do I notice a distinctive
change in your accent?
347
00:25:07,170 --> 00:25:08,513
Oh, you're not trying to tell us
348
00:25:08,537 --> 00:25:10,938
that you're from
Scotland Yard suddenly?
349
00:25:11,975 --> 00:25:13,686
You were at the croquet match.
350
00:25:13,710 --> 00:25:15,788
Yes, as a matter of fact I was.
351
00:25:15,812 --> 00:25:17,823
Looking for Richard Hashimoto?
352
00:25:17,847 --> 00:25:20,592
Yes. That's true too.
353
00:25:20,616 --> 00:25:22,827
And it's true that you
were in the bushes
354
00:25:22,851 --> 00:25:24,030
when he was murdered.
355
00:25:24,054 --> 00:25:27,021
About a dagger's length away.
356
00:25:29,225 --> 00:25:32,538
You see... I killed him.
357
00:25:45,274 --> 00:25:47,720
Wonderful detail, Mrs. Hart.
358
00:25:47,744 --> 00:25:50,355
Very crisp for a 300-mm lens.
359
00:25:50,379 --> 00:25:51,890
Yes.
360
00:25:51,914 --> 00:25:55,394
You certainly caught the
essence of the moment.
361
00:25:55,418 --> 00:25:57,029
Thank you.
362
00:25:57,053 --> 00:25:58,931
Would you care for a
cocktail before dinner?
363
00:25:58,955 --> 00:26:02,234
Yes. I'd like to have a
mai tai and a scorpion,
364
00:26:02,258 --> 00:26:04,336
and, uh, would
you like something?
365
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,905
Would you have an imported ale?
366
00:26:05,929 --> 00:26:07,639
Yes. Conley stout.
367
00:26:07,663 --> 00:26:08,707
Excellent.
368
00:26:08,731 --> 00:26:10,142
Thank you.
369
00:26:10,166 --> 00:26:11,810
A taste of home.
370
00:26:11,834 --> 00:26:13,879
You were just about to explain.
371
00:26:13,903 --> 00:26:16,815
Oh, of course, Mr. Hashimoto.
372
00:26:16,839 --> 00:26:19,517
He was from Fiji, a
former British colony.
373
00:26:19,541 --> 00:26:20,986
He worked for
the foreign office,
374
00:26:21,010 --> 00:26:22,755
stationed behind
the iron curtain.
375
00:26:22,779 --> 00:26:25,590
He knew the names
of all our agents.
376
00:26:25,614 --> 00:26:29,194
Unfortunately... he began
selling them to the other side.
377
00:26:29,218 --> 00:26:31,730
And you were sent to kill him?
378
00:26:31,754 --> 00:26:34,199
We prefer "terminate."
379
00:26:34,223 --> 00:26:37,703
Just exactly who
do you terminate for?
380
00:26:37,727 --> 00:26:41,829
MI6, Her Majesty's
secret service.
381
00:26:42,798 --> 00:26:44,810
A real live 007?
382
00:26:44,834 --> 00:26:47,012
Oh, hardly. If I were,
383
00:26:47,036 --> 00:26:48,781
you would never have
caught me on camera.
384
00:26:48,805 --> 00:26:51,616
And for some
fascinating reason...
385
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,486
you want us to
believe all of this?
386
00:26:53,510 --> 00:26:56,588
You shouldn't.
But consider this.
387
00:26:56,612 --> 00:26:58,657
If I was not who I say I am,
388
00:26:58,681 --> 00:27:02,228
why would I come here
unarmed and confess to murder?
389
00:27:02,252 --> 00:27:06,832
Because... we have
something that you want.
390
00:27:06,856 --> 00:27:08,367
Yes.
391
00:27:08,391 --> 00:27:09,568
The key.
392
00:27:09,592 --> 00:27:11,236
The key?
393
00:27:11,260 --> 00:27:13,300
How did you know we had the key?
394
00:27:14,096 --> 00:27:16,930
I didn't until you
just told me. Hm.
395
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,284
Jonathan.
396
00:27:25,308 --> 00:27:26,818
You can't give that to him.
397
00:27:26,842 --> 00:27:29,154
We don't even know who
he is, except he's a murderer.
398
00:27:29,178 --> 00:27:31,757
Darling, aren't we
being a bit negative?
399
00:27:31,781 --> 00:27:33,091
Ever since we've had this key,
400
00:27:33,115 --> 00:27:34,927
it's caused nothing but trouble.
401
00:27:34,951 --> 00:27:36,450
Oh? Trouble?
402
00:27:37,153 --> 00:27:38,497
The competition.
403
00:27:38,521 --> 00:27:39,831
Not by any chance
404
00:27:39,855 --> 00:27:42,768
a rather chubby fellow
with simian features?
405
00:27:42,792 --> 00:27:44,537
How did you know?
406
00:27:44,561 --> 00:27:46,505
Doubrowsky...
407
00:27:46,529 --> 00:27:49,542
one of the KGB's
deadliest assassins.
408
00:27:49,566 --> 00:27:51,010
More lives will be lost
409
00:27:51,034 --> 00:27:52,711
unless you give me that key.
410
00:27:52,735 --> 00:27:55,102
Quite possibly your own.
411
00:28:00,643 --> 00:28:02,154
Oh, Jonathan.
412
00:28:02,178 --> 00:28:04,055
Trust me.
413
00:28:04,079 --> 00:28:06,346
The key is in the proper hands.
414
00:28:07,884 --> 00:28:09,895
I'll be in touch.
415
00:28:09,919 --> 00:28:11,352
I'm sure.
416
00:28:23,933 --> 00:28:26,734
Honey, how could you
be so easily taken in?
417
00:28:27,937 --> 00:28:30,704
I found his story to
be very, very credible.
418
00:28:31,941 --> 00:28:33,485
Credible?
419
00:28:33,509 --> 00:28:35,287
I've heard of more
believable stories
420
00:28:35,311 --> 00:28:37,723
from Hans Christian Andersen.
421
00:28:37,747 --> 00:28:40,659
And you gave him our only clue.
422
00:28:40,683 --> 00:28:42,528
The key? Yes.
423
00:28:42,552 --> 00:28:44,763
I gave him a key.
424
00:28:44,787 --> 00:28:47,354
The key to our cabana.
425
00:28:48,591 --> 00:28:49,601
Oh.
426
00:28:52,428 --> 00:28:54,139
You're so clever.
427
00:28:54,163 --> 00:28:56,575
Thanks. Oh, no,
no. Wait, wait, wait.
428
00:28:56,599 --> 00:28:58,744
I-I think I'd like to, uh...
429
00:28:58,768 --> 00:29:00,913
I'd like to keep
it for a little while,
430
00:29:00,937 --> 00:29:03,649
just to make me feel good.
431
00:29:03,673 --> 00:29:05,918
How do I know I can trust you?
432
00:29:05,942 --> 00:29:06,985
You don't.
433
00:29:07,009 --> 00:29:09,755
You could be an impostor.
434
00:29:09,779 --> 00:29:11,657
Well, unfortunately,
435
00:29:11,681 --> 00:29:15,594
I don't have my ID on me.
436
00:29:15,618 --> 00:29:18,330
Maybe I should take
some prints, hm?
437
00:29:19,889 --> 00:29:21,021
Why not?
438
00:29:25,895 --> 00:29:27,439
Oh, yeah.
439
00:29:27,463 --> 00:29:29,374
That's very familiar.
440
00:29:29,398 --> 00:29:30,476
Ahh.
441
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:32,478
Maybe I should look
into this more carefully.
442
00:29:32,502 --> 00:29:35,013
I hope you're gonna conduct
a thorough investigation.
443
00:29:35,037 --> 00:29:36,770
Mm-hm.
444
00:29:52,021 --> 00:29:55,133
You never could
hang on to anything.
445
00:29:55,157 --> 00:29:57,257
Except you.
446
00:30:32,662 --> 00:30:35,307
Don't you think you
ought to drive a little faster?
447
00:30:35,331 --> 00:30:37,811
We don't want to be
late to Richard's funeral.
448
00:31:45,334 --> 00:31:46,911
Good morning.
449
00:31:46,935 --> 00:31:49,047
I'm Mr. Milton,
the funeral director.
450
00:31:49,071 --> 00:31:50,249
We're Mr. And Mrs. Hart.
451
00:31:50,273 --> 00:31:52,284
Are you related to the deceased?
452
00:31:52,308 --> 00:31:54,219
No, we're just friends.
453
00:31:54,243 --> 00:31:55,587
Oh.
454
00:31:55,611 --> 00:31:58,956
Not one of Mr. Hashimoto's
relatives has arrived.
455
00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:01,393
A service is always
more poignant
456
00:32:01,417 --> 00:32:02,849
when blood relations attend.
457
00:32:05,821 --> 00:32:08,600
Jonathan... there's the man
458
00:32:08,624 --> 00:32:10,891
who tried to grab my
pictures in the lobby.
459
00:32:16,999 --> 00:32:18,810
Mr. and Mrs. Hart,
460
00:32:18,834 --> 00:32:21,768
Edward Perkis, Central
Intelligence Agency.
461
00:32:23,339 --> 00:32:25,817
Why not? We've heard
from everyone else.
462
00:32:25,841 --> 00:32:27,586
Since when does
the CIA go around
463
00:32:27,610 --> 00:32:29,121
accosting women?
464
00:32:29,145 --> 00:32:30,589
I don't know
whether to report you
465
00:32:30,613 --> 00:32:32,090
to your superior
or to your mother.
466
00:32:32,114 --> 00:32:34,492
Well, sorry about
the heavy hand...
467
00:32:34,516 --> 00:32:37,863
but I wasn't sure what
you two were up to.
468
00:32:37,887 --> 00:32:41,589
Would you like to tell
me now? The truth?
469
00:32:45,127 --> 00:32:47,639
Richard slipped me
a key before he died.
470
00:32:47,663 --> 00:32:49,875
We've been trying to
figure out where it fits.
471
00:32:49,899 --> 00:32:51,910
A key?
472
00:32:51,934 --> 00:32:53,378
You better let me have it.
473
00:32:53,402 --> 00:32:54,946
Oh, Mr. Hart.
474
00:32:54,970 --> 00:32:58,183
Could I prevail upon
you to be a pallbearer?
475
00:32:58,207 --> 00:33:01,019
Well, if it's, um, possible,
476
00:33:01,043 --> 00:33:02,287
I'd rather not.
477
00:33:02,311 --> 00:33:03,888
Oh, dear.
478
00:33:03,912 --> 00:33:05,957
How can we lay
poor Mr. Hashimoto
479
00:33:05,981 --> 00:33:07,259
to his eternal rest
480
00:33:07,283 --> 00:33:10,517
if nobody carries the
body to the grave?
481
00:33:14,357 --> 00:33:15,834
The key, Mr. Hart.
482
00:33:15,858 --> 00:33:19,003
Before we get into that...
483
00:33:19,027 --> 00:33:20,672
why is the CIA involved?
484
00:33:20,696 --> 00:33:23,275
I'd like to tell you, Mr. Hart.
485
00:33:23,299 --> 00:33:25,177
But it's a matter
of national security.
486
00:33:25,201 --> 00:33:27,712
Here. Take it. Darling...
487
00:33:27,736 --> 00:33:29,080
It's been nothing but trouble.
488
00:33:29,104 --> 00:33:30,315
Trust me, Mr. Hart.
489
00:33:30,339 --> 00:33:31,983
The key is in the proper hands.
490
00:33:32,007 --> 00:33:33,173
I'll be in touch.
491
00:33:34,410 --> 00:33:36,388
Is there an echo in this place?
492
00:33:36,412 --> 00:33:37,589
Why did you give him the key?
493
00:33:37,613 --> 00:33:38,690
I didn't.
494
00:33:38,714 --> 00:33:41,560
I gave him the other
key to our cabana.
495
00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:44,329
Oh, that's great. Then
we still have the real key.
496
00:33:44,353 --> 00:33:46,798
And, yes, we have no cabana.
497
00:33:47,990 --> 00:33:50,669
You're not leaving, are you?
498
00:33:50,693 --> 00:33:52,137
No.
499
00:33:52,161 --> 00:33:53,572
Very good.
500
00:33:53,596 --> 00:33:56,641
The really lovely part of
the service is about to begin.
501
00:33:56,665 --> 00:33:58,876
You really do like your work,
502
00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:00,211
Mr. Milton, don't you?
503
00:34:00,235 --> 00:34:03,570
Oh, yes. Death is my life.
504
00:34:09,678 --> 00:34:11,277
Dear...
505
00:34:20,189 --> 00:34:22,300
Well, where to now?
506
00:34:22,324 --> 00:34:25,036
How about Hashimoto's warehouse?
507
00:34:25,060 --> 00:34:27,500
That's the only
lead we have left.
508
00:36:22,411 --> 00:36:24,411
Does it fit?
509
00:36:27,216 --> 00:36:28,882
We don't need it.
510
00:36:34,589 --> 00:36:35,688
Hello.
511
00:37:12,861 --> 00:37:14,194
Hula skirts.
512
00:37:15,530 --> 00:37:18,131
Hm. Nothing's genuine anymore.
513
00:37:43,325 --> 00:37:45,770
"The simple hula instructions:
514
00:37:45,794 --> 00:37:48,273
"Smile when you dance. Be happy.
515
00:37:48,297 --> 00:37:50,909
"Follow the motion
with your eyes,
516
00:37:50,933 --> 00:37:53,945
as this gives expression
to your personality."
517
00:37:53,969 --> 00:37:56,409
This would be very good for you.
518
00:37:57,306 --> 00:38:00,173
What's wrong with
my personality?
519
00:38:07,950 --> 00:38:09,227
Look at these birdcages.
520
00:38:09,251 --> 00:38:11,484
What's wrong with
my personality?
521
00:38:13,956 --> 00:38:16,034
Now, maybe they have one here
522
00:38:16,058 --> 00:38:17,735
that'd be big
enough for Croquet.
523
00:38:17,759 --> 00:38:18,991
Jonathan?
524
00:38:38,013 --> 00:38:40,453
How do we get out of here?
525
00:38:41,650 --> 00:38:43,050
Try this. Come on.
526
00:39:02,204 --> 00:39:04,382
We better find out
where that key fits,
527
00:39:04,406 --> 00:39:06,846
or we're gonna be
locked out permanently.
528
00:39:23,792 --> 00:39:26,504
Oh, boy. This is some vacation.
529
00:39:26,528 --> 00:39:28,506
We've heard from MI6,
530
00:39:28,530 --> 00:39:31,609
five-O, the CIA, the KGB,
531
00:39:31,633 --> 00:39:33,111
and now the fire department.
532
00:39:33,135 --> 00:39:35,002
I didn't catch their
initials. Did you?
533
00:39:47,049 --> 00:39:49,861
Play croquet!
534
00:39:49,885 --> 00:39:51,562
That's the trouble with you.
535
00:39:51,586 --> 00:39:52,986
You play too much croquet.
536
00:39:54,322 --> 00:39:55,433
Croquet.
537
00:39:58,193 --> 00:39:59,526
Oh. Hi, Max.
538
00:40:00,695 --> 00:40:02,307
How you doing, Max?
539
00:40:02,331 --> 00:40:04,142
Oh.
540
00:40:04,166 --> 00:40:05,743
Croquet.
541
00:40:08,470 --> 00:40:10,648
Where you going? You
got another hula lesson?
542
00:40:10,672 --> 00:40:12,016
Nah, it's that bird.
543
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,540
He's a pain in the ear.
544
00:40:14,876 --> 00:40:16,721
Play croquet!
545
00:40:16,745 --> 00:40:18,544
You see what I mean?
546
00:40:24,152 --> 00:40:27,153
She does have a
good pair of lungs.
547
00:40:28,857 --> 00:40:32,337
Do birds... have lungs?
548
00:40:32,361 --> 00:40:34,706
It's all in their throat.
549
00:40:34,730 --> 00:40:36,607
And the beak.
550
00:40:36,631 --> 00:40:38,142
Tsk.
551
00:40:38,166 --> 00:40:40,945
I can't help but think
that we're missing
552
00:40:40,969 --> 00:40:42,969
some sort of a twist.
553
00:40:45,307 --> 00:40:46,307
Look at that.
554
00:40:47,876 --> 00:40:50,054
The key came
apart. Look at that.
555
00:40:50,078 --> 00:40:52,991
Yeah, that's wonderful.
Now we have two keys.
556
00:40:53,015 --> 00:40:55,559
Well, maybe this little one
belongs to a safety deposit box.
557
00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:58,103
No, I don't think so,
darling. It's too fancy.
558
00:40:58,854 --> 00:41:02,255
Well... I don't have
any more ideas.
559
00:41:03,358 --> 00:41:04,435
Play croquet!
560
00:41:04,459 --> 00:41:06,004
Croquet!
561
00:41:06,028 --> 00:41:08,239
Out of the beaks of birds.
562
00:41:08,263 --> 00:41:09,607
What?
563
00:41:09,631 --> 00:41:13,344
Richard spent all
of his time there.
564
00:41:13,368 --> 00:41:14,600
At the croquet club?
565
00:41:16,071 --> 00:41:18,149
Why not?
566
00:41:18,173 --> 00:41:19,706
Let's try that.
567
00:41:21,176 --> 00:41:22,909
Aloha!
568
00:42:00,482 --> 00:42:03,617
Polly deserves an
extra cracker for this one.
569
00:42:09,524 --> 00:42:12,904
Darling, what exactly
are we looking for?
570
00:42:12,928 --> 00:42:14,338
I don't know. But at least
571
00:42:14,362 --> 00:42:16,922
we've narrowed it down
to the right haystack.
572
00:42:18,566 --> 00:42:21,067
The key is the key.
573
00:42:22,570 --> 00:42:24,871
One part got us in...
574
00:42:28,143 --> 00:42:30,688
Cam Kanmolo said
that Richard Hashimoto
575
00:42:30,712 --> 00:42:33,212
loved to sit at this table.
576
00:42:41,256 --> 00:42:42,256
What is it, darling?
577
00:42:44,125 --> 00:42:46,326
I think we found
another haystack.
578
00:42:47,629 --> 00:42:48,749
Give me the key.
579
00:43:01,009 --> 00:43:02,587
Look.
580
00:43:02,611 --> 00:43:04,277
Names.
581
00:43:05,781 --> 00:43:09,026
"Leonide Doubrowsky."
582
00:43:09,050 --> 00:43:11,629
"Ertz Lukin."
583
00:43:11,653 --> 00:43:14,299
"Olga Rapina."
584
00:43:14,323 --> 00:43:16,255
Vladimir Vasloff.
585
00:43:19,161 --> 00:43:21,706
I assume these are
friends of yours, Ridings?
586
00:43:21,730 --> 00:43:23,374
Hardly, Mr. Hart.
587
00:43:23,398 --> 00:43:26,666
Those are names of
Russian agents here in Hawaii.
588
00:44:11,613 --> 00:44:12,613
Hold it.
589
00:44:20,722 --> 00:44:22,333
Nice going, Mr. Hart.
590
00:44:22,357 --> 00:44:23,556
I said hold it.
591
00:44:25,193 --> 00:44:27,171
But, Mr. Hart, I'm CIA.
592
00:44:27,195 --> 00:44:29,228
And I'm MI6.
593
00:44:31,899 --> 00:44:32,943
Isn't this when you ask
594
00:44:32,967 --> 00:44:35,367
who plays left field
for the Dodgers?
595
00:44:36,471 --> 00:44:37,670
The lady's right.
596
00:44:39,073 --> 00:44:41,173
Who does play left
field for the Dodgers?
597
00:44:43,011 --> 00:44:44,744
Dusty Baker.
598
00:44:48,649 --> 00:44:50,995
Right field for the
New York Yankees?
599
00:44:51,019 --> 00:44:52,659
Reggie Jackson.
600
00:44:56,324 --> 00:45:01,327
Who was, uh, Barry Goldwater's
running mate in 1964?
601
00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:06,944
William Miller, I believe.
602
00:45:06,968 --> 00:45:09,069
Congressman from New York.
603
00:45:14,243 --> 00:45:15,942
Mr. Ridings...
604
00:45:18,746 --> 00:45:19,979
move away from him.
605
00:45:21,283 --> 00:45:22,382
Move!
606
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:32,625
Back.
607
00:45:34,296 --> 00:45:36,206
He's a Russian agent.
608
00:45:36,230 --> 00:45:38,209
Hashimoto was one
of us, a double agent.
609
00:45:38,233 --> 00:45:40,511
He was all set to blow
the whole Soviet operation.
610
00:45:40,535 --> 00:45:43,203
Quite right. Naturally, I
couldn't let him do that.
611
00:45:44,439 --> 00:45:46,117
This is Leonide Doubrowsky,
612
00:45:46,141 --> 00:45:48,686
one of the KGB's top assassins.
613
00:45:48,710 --> 00:45:50,588
Well, that figures.
614
00:45:50,612 --> 00:45:52,423
Only a foreign agent
would know more
615
00:45:52,447 --> 00:45:54,325
about American politics
than an American.
616
00:45:54,349 --> 00:45:56,816
Jonathan, you gave him the gun.
617
00:46:01,256 --> 00:46:02,622
But I got the bullets.
618
00:46:07,328 --> 00:46:08,839
Hah.
619
00:46:08,863 --> 00:46:12,276
As you Americans
are so fond of saying:
620
00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:16,335
"The opera is not over
till the fat lady sings."
621
00:46:18,507 --> 00:46:19,839
Watch out!
622
00:46:28,082 --> 00:46:30,695
Oh, the fat lady sang all right.
623
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:33,553
She just sang a
little out of tune.
624
00:46:40,862 --> 00:46:42,573
Hey, Max.
625
00:46:42,597 --> 00:46:45,108
We missed you at the
hula contest last night. Oh.
626
00:46:45,132 --> 00:46:46,477
Yeah. How did you do?
627
00:46:46,501 --> 00:46:48,178
Ah, I never made it.
628
00:46:48,202 --> 00:46:50,381
That bird bit me on the toe,
629
00:46:50,405 --> 00:46:52,950
so Elaine had to
find another partner.
630
00:46:52,974 --> 00:46:55,786
Oh, Croquet. I almost
forgot. Where is she?
631
00:46:55,810 --> 00:46:57,522
With Cam Kanmolo.
632
00:46:57,546 --> 00:46:58,756
Well, that's nice.
633
00:46:58,780 --> 00:47:00,458
I'm gonna weigh the anchor.
634
00:47:00,482 --> 00:47:02,327
It weighs 90 pounds, Max.
635
00:47:02,351 --> 00:47:03,683
Yeah.
636
00:47:04,285 --> 00:47:05,596
Say, darling...
637
00:47:05,620 --> 00:47:08,066
what was that toast you
and your Navy buddies
638
00:47:08,090 --> 00:47:09,923
used to make just
before shipping out?
639
00:47:11,059 --> 00:47:13,871
"To sweethearts and wives.
640
00:47:13,895 --> 00:47:15,306
May they never meet."
641
00:47:16,664 --> 00:47:20,344
You know, you're
not only my wife...
642
00:47:20,368 --> 00:47:22,413
but you're my sweetheart.
643
00:47:22,437 --> 00:47:24,448
And you're the best
mate a guy could have.
644
00:47:24,472 --> 00:47:26,150
Oh, well.
645
00:47:26,174 --> 00:47:27,151
Thank you.
646
00:47:27,175 --> 00:47:29,187
I know what you're after.
647
00:47:29,211 --> 00:47:31,322
All you sailors are alike.
648
00:47:31,346 --> 00:47:33,324
Oh, yeah?
649
00:47:33,348 --> 00:47:35,848
You're just after the
key to my cabana.
650
00:47:37,419 --> 00:47:39,863
Let me tell you
something, darling.
651
00:47:39,887 --> 00:47:42,900
I don't want to see another
key until this trip is over.
652
00:47:46,928 --> 00:47:50,474
Well, darling, you better
hope for a good stiff breeze.
653
00:47:50,498 --> 00:47:51,564
Hm?
654
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,646
You just threw away
the key to the engine.
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