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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ The weekend
comes, my cycle hums ♪
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♪ Ready to race to you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
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♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
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♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪
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♪ Rocking and
rolling all week long ♪
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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ Saturday, what a day ♪
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♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ These happy days ♪
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♪ Are yours and mine ♪
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♪ These happy days are yours ♪
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♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪
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Happy Days is filmed
before a live audience.
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Fonzie, you open the door.
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Open the door.
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Hey, go away.
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This is my office.
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What do you think
this is... a public room?
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Fonz, you know, there's a lot
of guys waiting to get in here.
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Yeah, well, let them use
the gas station. It's cleaner.
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Hey, why are you
holed up in here, Fonz?
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Huh? Why are you
holed up in here?
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Because I keep getting
these headaches, you know,
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and the people don't have to
see me when I'm out of sorts.
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Well, what are these?
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How To Fix Foreign Cars?
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What gives, Fonz?
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Oh, my boss down
at the garage...
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He wants to
increase his business
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by adding foreign
cars, you know?
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I mean, it's hard,
there's a lot of reading,
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a lot of foreign
cars, not only that,
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they're all in kilometers.
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What are kilometers?
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Hey, Fonz? Yeah.
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Oh, sorry. Shh, shh, shh. Yeah.
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Fonz? Yeah?
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You know, uh, my father says
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that if your eyes
hurt from reading,
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it's a sign that you
might need glasses.
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Hey, listen, your
father is an eye doctor.
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He thinks people with
bunions need glasses.
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Fonzie, you open
this door right now!
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Maybe you should
let them in, Fonz.
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Yeah, then maybe they'll
stop all that banging, huh?
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Go open it for me, Ralph.
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Oh, Howard.
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Howard, stop pounding.
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I've stuck myself three
times with this needle.
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Yeah, and I can't study.
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Can I help it if this
stupid window is stuck?
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I still say you should
call Ed Bender.
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He takes down our
storm windows every year,
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and he does such a quiet job.
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I am not going to pay Ed
Bender an arm and a leg
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for a job I'm perfectly
capable of doing myself.
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If I say anything now,
I'll get sent upstairs.
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What are you doing?
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I can't get... Shh!
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I can't get this
stupid window closed.
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That's amazing, Arthur.
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Oh, yeah, Mrs. C.
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It's all in the ankle, you know?
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Hey, Mr. C., there is such a
thing as common courtesy.
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One does not pound
on one's window
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when someone is trying to sleep.
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What are you talking about?
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It's only 7:00.
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And you're still up?
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Yes, Fonzie, we're still up.
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We lead a wild life around here.
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We have lots of fun.
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As a matter of fact, I'm
going out to the garage now
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and get an oil can
for that window.
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Whoopee!
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Arthur, you've got another
headache, haven't you?
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Yes, I do, Mrs. C.
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Well, I'll get you an
aspirin right away.
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Hey, I think I'll be all right
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now that, uh, John Henry
put down his hammer.
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I'll catch you folks later.
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Hey, Fonzie, would you help me
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with my homework before you go?
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You want me to help
you with your homework?
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Well, sure.
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Richie usually does,
but he's in Chicago.
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Oh, yeah?
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What subject we got here?
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Geometry. Hey,
that should be good.
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I'm very good with shapes.
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All right, down here?
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"To get to the store,
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"you must drive
five miles due east,
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"then you turn due north
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"and drive for ten miles.
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"However, you could
ride your bicycle on a path
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leading from your house
straight to the store."
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Shortcake, this is
a dumb problem.
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I ain't going to the store,
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and why should I go ten miles
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if Lumpy's Stop 'n
Shop is on the corner?
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Oh, look, I'm going
to finish this upstairs.
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This is pathetic.
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Yeah.
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Now I'm starting to
send myself upstairs.
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Here you are, Arthur.
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Now, Arthur... Oh, thanks.
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Does reading give
you a headache?
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Mm.
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It certainly does.
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I'll tell you something.
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Those driving manuals give
me a headache, that's for sure.
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Well, could be your eyes.
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You know, maybe you
should see an optometrist.
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Hey, that's what Ralph said.
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Oh, that's wonderful.
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Now I'm beginning
to think like Ralph.
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I'm going to make an appointment
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for you with Ralph's father.
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Oh, yeah, as long as he
doesn't stick a stick in my mouth
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and make me go, "Aah!" Huh?
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No, I don't think
he's going to do that.
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He'll probably just put
some drops in your eyes.
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Hey, that's all? Yeah.
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Hey, I'll see this
eyeball guy, it's all right.
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Where's my dad, Betty?
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Oh, he's on the phone.
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He'll be right with you.
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Uh, can I do anything
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to help you, Mr. Fonzarelli?
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Yeah, why don't you
just call me Fonz?
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Fonz? Yeah.
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Hey, there's something you
can do for me, honey lips.
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You can pick me up at
7:30 tonight... don't be late.
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I won't, I won't.
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7:30... Fonz.
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You got it.
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I can't.
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I forgot.
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I'm married.
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Why can't I do that?
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Come on, Fonz,
tell me how you do it.
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Yeah, right, let a child
play with matches, huh?
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No way.
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So this is it, huh?
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This is where your father
does all his work, huh?
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That's right, Fonz.
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Earns a living here.
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Pretty sharp, huh?
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Yeah. Just answer
me one question.
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Anything, Fonz.
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When does he take off?
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Right.
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You know, I'm really
proud of my dad.
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He's a great optometrist. Yeah?
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He even made the cover
of a trade journal once.
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Peepers Magazine.
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I'm telling you, Fonz,
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you're really going
to like my dad.
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And you know why? No.
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'Cause he's just like me.
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That's a recommendation?
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Hiya, Ralph.
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Hiya, Pop.
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Sorry to keep you
fellows waiting.
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I accidentally fell
into my lens grinder
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and made a spectacle of myself.
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Yeah, yeah, I want
to tell you something.
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I'm fighting back the laughs.
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So, you're Fonzie, huh?
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Yeah.
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How are ya? How
are ya? How are ya?
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That's your favorite,
Fonz... Arthur Godfrey.
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Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.
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I taught him that one.
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Ralph's told me a
lot about you, Fonz.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, I understand Ralph
gets your girls for you.
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Huh?
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I was kidding, Fonz, kidding.
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All right, I'll just get
my glasses here,
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and we will begin, huh?
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Look at those glasses!
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Isn't that great?
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Oh, yeah, clever
stuff, very clever.
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I love to laugh.
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It keeps my eyes young.
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I'm getting out of here.
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No, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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I have my serious
side, too, you know.
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This side here.
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Hey, uh, can we stop
coming out with the jokes?
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I mean, I can't
listen to this all day.
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The boy's right... it's time
to get down to business.
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Let's get serious.
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Whoa.
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Now, I understand you've
been getting headaches
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when you read, is that right?
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That's right.
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All right, we'll fix
you up in no time.
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Now, I want you to
read the middle line
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on that chart, please.
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Okay.
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"F-P-C-A-L-T-R."
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That's incredible.
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What?
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You got every letter wrong.
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Hey, I took a shot.
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Here.
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Try it again.
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All right.
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"Universal Paper Company."
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What?
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No, not the card, the chart!
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Uh, all right.
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"R-L-M P-Q... P-T."
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Perfect.
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All right, now the other eye
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and the next line, please.
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Go ahead.
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I can't.
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What are you, blind? Read it.
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I can't.
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Mr. Fonzarelli,
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have you ever done
an injury to that eye?
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Hey, how do I know?
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I mean, oil flies in the garage.
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It's an occupational
hazard, you know.
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Oil, oil... that explains a lot.
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Now, look, I want you to look
through this machine here.
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Oh, yeah? What am I going
to do, see a girlie show?
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That's funny.
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All right, now, is that clear?
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Yeah.
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Clearer? Yeah.
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All right, read it now.
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All right.
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"R-L-M-Z-M-P-T."
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Perfect, perfect.
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All right, you want to get
this off before we crash?
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You know, this boy really
has a sense of humor, Ralph.
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Hey, hey, hey, don't
play with the glasses.
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I think I know what's wrong.
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Your problem is really minor.
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You see, your right eye
is weaker than your left,
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and the imbalance is
causing your headaches.
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Here you are.
262
00:10:16,666 --> 00:10:18,365
What's this?
263
00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,492
Well, that's a
prescription for eyedrops.
264
00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,281
That's all I need? Eyedrops?
265
00:10:22,305 --> 00:10:23,405
That's all.
266
00:10:23,473 --> 00:10:24,922
All right, eyedrops, all right!
267
00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:27,442
For the time being, until
your glasses are ready.
268
00:10:29,646 --> 00:10:31,579
Glasses?
269
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,643
Oh, you'll just have to
wear them for a few months.
270
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,645
I think your eyes should
be back to normal by then.
271
00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,168
I ain't going to wear glasses.
272
00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,170
Glasses ain't cool.
273
00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:41,583
Fonz, you can get used to 'em.
274
00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:43,891
Yeah, and get used to
looking like Clark Kent?
275
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,443
No way!
276
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,924
See here, young man.
277
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,492
I may kid around a lot,
278
00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,360
but I take my
profession very seriously.
279
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,995
Now, if you don't wear glasses,
280
00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:55,081
your eyes are going
to get steadily worse.
281
00:10:55,105 --> 00:10:56,382
Whether you like it or not,
282
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,334
I'm going to make
you a pair of glasses.
283
00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,291
Now, I can't make you wear 'em,
284
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,611
but if you don't wear them,
it could lead to a tragedy.
285
00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:07,014
And believe me, I
have seen tragedy.
286
00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:09,451
I have seen pinkeye.
287
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,520
Oh, no, no, no.
288
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,055
I shouldn't kid around.
289
00:11:14,124 --> 00:11:15,423
It's the pixie in me.
290
00:11:15,492 --> 00:11:17,425
I couldn't resist it.
291
00:11:18,861 --> 00:11:20,273
Fonzie, this is
serious business,
292
00:11:20,297 --> 00:11:21,796
and I mean what I say.
293
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,192
I'll see you later, Ralph.
294
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:24,482
All right, Pop.
295
00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:26,562
Good-bye ya, good-bye
ya, good-bye ya.
296
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,854
Good one, Pop, good one!
297
00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,224
Stop laughing.
298
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,059
This ain't funny.
299
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,427
I mean, the thing is,
300
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:39,497
how can you put glasses
on a perfect face like this?
301
00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:40,999
You know what that's like?
302
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,444
You know what that's like?
303
00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:44,769
That's like putting a
moustache on the Mona Lisa.
304
00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:46,315
That's like putting
Bermuda shorts
305
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,571
on Whistler's Mother.
306
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,817
It just ain't done!
307
00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,720
I'm sorry, Fonz. Don't touch me.
308
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,221
I mean, you know
what's going to happen?
309
00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,488
They're going to
line up pretty soon,
310
00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:54,790
'cause news travels very fast.
311
00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:56,225
They're going to start
laughing at the Fonz.
312
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,816
I mean, as a matter
of fact, no one, no one
313
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,651
is going to call me
Four-Eyes Fonzarelli.
314
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,403
Whoa!
315
00:12:09,713 --> 00:12:12,297
Hey, Pop? Pop? I'm leaving.
316
00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:19,682
You did it again, Ralph!
317
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,205
I still got it, Pop.
318
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,242
Hey, hey, let's go home
and scare your mother.
319
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:26,511
All right.
320
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,017
You're not too
busy, are you, Rich?
321
00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:40,942
Oh, no... no, Dad,
no, I'm... I'm not busy.
322
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,293
I-I can talk. Go ahead.
323
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:43,144
Good, good, good.
324
00:12:43,213 --> 00:12:44,890
Tell me, how do
you like Chicago?
325
00:12:44,914 --> 00:12:45,830
Are you studying hard?
326
00:12:45,882 --> 00:12:47,515
Oh, studying... boy.
327
00:12:48,918 --> 00:12:50,551
Dad, you wouldn't believe it.
328
00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:52,687
I've met all sorts of,
uh, interesting people
329
00:12:52,756 --> 00:12:54,355
from all over the country.
330
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,818
Ah, that's good.
331
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:57,074
Oh, wait a minute, Rich.
332
00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:58,375
Your mother just walked in.
333
00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,755
Sweetheart, come
on, it's Richie.
334
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,023
Huh? Here. Hello, Richard.
335
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,508
Are you keeping warm, dear?
336
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,043
He's keeping himself warm.
337
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:06,317
He already told me.
338
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,447
Did you hear that,
uh... that Fonzie went
339
00:13:08,471 --> 00:13:10,816
to see the eye doctor,
and he needs glasses?
340
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,039
I told him that, Marion.
341
00:13:12,108 --> 00:13:13,385
Oh. Well, did you hear
342
00:13:13,409 --> 00:13:15,487
that he just absolutely
refuses to wear them?
343
00:13:15,511 --> 00:13:17,211
Yeah, I told him
that, too, Marion.
344
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,124
Well, what did you
leave me to tell him?
345
00:13:19,148 --> 00:13:20,948
Hey, you could ask him
when he's coming home.
346
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,350
Oh, good.
347
00:13:22,418 --> 00:13:24,814
Richard, when are you
coming home, dear?
348
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,403
Oh, uh, right, yeah.
349
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,705
Uh, Saturday.
350
00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:29,273
I'm going to be home Saturday
351
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,158
uh, for the April
Fool's Day dance.
352
00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:32,560
Oh, well, good.
353
00:13:32,629 --> 00:13:34,740
Maybe you can talk
some sense into Fonzie.
354
00:13:34,764 --> 00:13:36,044
Well, we love you, dear.
355
00:13:36,099 --> 00:13:37,243
Dress warm. Bye.
356
00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:38,365
Bye, Rich.
357
00:13:38,435 --> 00:13:40,367
Bye.
358
00:13:40,437 --> 00:13:42,437
She wants me to keep warm.
359
00:13:44,608 --> 00:13:47,341
He sounded cold.
360
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:50,444
Quick!
361
00:13:50,513 --> 00:13:51,729
Get bandages, boil water!
362
00:13:51,781 --> 00:13:54,265
Joanie, what happened?
363
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,884
Fonzie, he's been in an
accident... his motorcycle.
364
00:13:56,953 --> 00:13:57,885
I knew it.
365
00:13:57,954 --> 00:13:59,987
He drives like a maniac.
366
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,489
What did he run into?
367
00:14:01,558 --> 00:14:03,491
Lake Michigan.
368
00:14:06,996 --> 00:14:08,930
Leave your hands
off me, all right?
369
00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:13,167
What a lousy
place to put a lake.
370
00:14:13,235 --> 00:14:14,747
Joanie, get a blanket.
371
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,949
Arthur, I'll make you
some hot soup right away.
372
00:14:16,973 --> 00:14:18,038
Yeah, all right.
373
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,669
Would you like to tell
me what happened?
374
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,203
No. Fonzie.
375
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,160
Hey, you heard.
376
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:23,561
I drove into Lake Michigan.
377
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:24,762
What's the big deal?
378
00:14:24,814 --> 00:14:27,882
What did you do a
silly thing like that for?
379
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:30,651
I'm sure there's a perfectly
logical explanation, Howard.
380
00:14:30,719 --> 00:14:33,249
Yeah, there is.
Well, what is it?
381
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,106
Somebody moved the road!
382
00:14:35,158 --> 00:14:37,141
Yeah, that's logical.
383
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,642
Well, Fonz, I thought you said
384
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,644
it was because
everything got blurry, right?
385
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,163
Everything got blurry?
386
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,449
Well, you know, out of focus.
387
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,328
I mean, one minute,
I'm driving, happy.
388
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:47,785
The next minute, I'm pulling
seaweed out of my carburetor.
389
00:14:47,837 --> 00:14:50,604
See, Fonz, my father was right.
390
00:14:50,673 --> 00:14:51,750
Your eyes are getting worse.
391
00:14:51,774 --> 00:14:53,569
All right, I know
what I got to do now.
392
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,492
Wear your glasses.
Yeah, that's right,
393
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,995
wear my glasses, except I
ain't going to leave my apartment
394
00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,280
till my eyes get better.
395
00:14:59,349 --> 00:15:01,189
Oh, Arthur, you
can't live like a hermit.
396
00:15:01,217 --> 00:15:03,300
Oh, yes, I can.
397
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:04,702
These guys'll bring me my meals
398
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,515
and they'll bring over the
cars I'm supposed to fix.
399
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:07,638
I'll fix 'em at night.
400
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,135
It won't be that
much trouble, right?
401
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,091
Well, Fonz... Aaayyh!
402
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,594
I'd like to do it, Fonz,
it'd be great, yeah.
403
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,229
But Fonz, you
know, if you do that,
404
00:15:15,298 --> 00:15:17,143
you're going to miss the
April Fool's Day dance.
405
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,299
Yeah, you can't miss that.
406
00:15:18,368 --> 00:15:20,601
Potsie's been
nominated for King Fool.
407
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,953
Yeah.
408
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:25,139
And you're supposed to
announce the winner, Fonz.
409
00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:26,418
Hey, it'd be a hollow victory
410
00:15:26,442 --> 00:15:27,937
if you didn't announce my name.
411
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,527
Well, what are you
going to do, Fonzie?
412
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:31,612
I don't know yet.
413
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:32,724
Couldn't you wear those glasses
414
00:15:32,748 --> 00:15:34,026
for just a few months?
415
00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:36,283
I don't know.
416
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:39,337
Listen, you guys, help
me drive my bike, will you?
417
00:15:39,389 --> 00:15:42,656
You can't drive your
bike without your glasses.
418
00:15:45,461 --> 00:15:48,328
Hey, God, how could
you do something like this?
419
00:15:48,398 --> 00:15:52,500
Didn't you always
say I was your favorite?
420
00:15:52,568 --> 00:15:54,502
Whoa.
421
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:03,911
♪ I'm through with love ♪
422
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:06,998
♪ I'm through with countin' ♪
423
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:09,833
♪ The stars above ♪
424
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,936
♪ And here's the reason ♪
425
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:15,572
♪ That I'm so free ♪
426
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,707
♪ My lovin' baby... ♪
427
00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:19,521
Hey, Fonz, you finally made it.
428
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:20,545
Oh!
429
00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:21,957
All right, look,
uh, girls, I know,
430
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,092
don't knock
yourselves out, all right?
431
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,793
Not now, okay? Thanks a lot.
432
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:25,817
Hey, Fonz, you made it.
433
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:26,862
Hey, of course I made it.
434
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:27,818
Yeah, but you're
not wearing the...
435
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,119
Hey, look.
436
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,789
I wore them; I drove
backstreets all the way over here.
437
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:33,224
Oh, but Fonz,
you can't do that...
438
00:16:33,276 --> 00:16:37,178
I don't want to talk about
it anymore, okay? Huh?
439
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,547
♪ Bye, bye, sweet caress... ♪
440
00:16:39,616 --> 00:16:40,848
He needs us.
441
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,695
Yeah, but the Fool's
Contest is starting any minute.
442
00:16:42,719 --> 00:16:44,301
Come on, Pots, come on.
443
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,604
Hey, Fonz.
444
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,239
What is the matter
with me, men, huh?
445
00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:50,107
Why can't I put these
glasses on my face?
446
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,887
Is there anything we
can do to help, Fonz?
447
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:52,955
Are you kidding?
You guys are useless.
448
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,411
Sorry, Fonz.
449
00:16:54,464 --> 00:16:57,364
Hey, it's not your fault,
it's an accident of birth.
450
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,633
You know what I need
here? You know what I need?
451
00:16:59,702 --> 00:17:00,752
I need Cunningham.
452
00:17:00,804 --> 00:17:02,486
Richie? Why? FONZ: Yeah.
453
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,466
Because he's got that way
of talking me into things.
454
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:05,789
You know that?
455
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,869
I mean, he talked me into
wearing a cop's uniform,
456
00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:09,293
he talked me into singing,
457
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,162
he talked me into talking you
out of going into the Marines.
458
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,564
How's he do it, Fonz? Well,
459
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,394
how does he do it? I
mean, he embarrasses me.
460
00:17:15,418 --> 00:17:17,229
He makes... he makes
these speeches, you know.
461
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,886
He just, uh, he shakes his head,
462
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:22,889
he goes, "Huh, huh, huh, huh."
463
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:26,611
That's how he does it, you know,
with his "Huh, huh, huh, huh."
464
00:17:26,663 --> 00:17:28,696
Huh, huh, huh, huh.
465
00:17:28,765 --> 00:17:31,032
Back off, Potsie.
466
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,432
All right, come on, you guys.
467
00:17:32,501 --> 00:17:35,202
They're lining up for
the Parade of Fools.
468
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,315
Hey, look, I got to march
with the other nominees.
469
00:17:37,339 --> 00:17:38,505
I got to go.
470
00:17:38,574 --> 00:17:40,252
Yeah, I got to go, too, Fonz.
471
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:42,621
I'm his campaign manager.
472
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,211
Hey, listen.
473
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,423
You do what you want,
474
00:17:45,447 --> 00:17:46,959
but they're expecting
you out there, okay?
475
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,916
Yeah.
476
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,225
Hey, Fonz.
477
00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,404
I just got back.
478
00:17:59,428 --> 00:18:00,906
The guys told me
you were here. Whoa!
479
00:18:00,930 --> 00:18:02,041
Hey. Hey.
480
00:18:02,065 --> 00:18:03,785
You're just the man
that I need to see, huh?
481
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,277
Hey, I got to tell
you about Chicago.
482
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:06,667
I don't want to
hear about Chicago.
483
00:18:06,736 --> 00:18:07,736
I need a favor.
484
00:18:07,804 --> 00:18:09,381
You need it right
now? Sooner than that.
485
00:18:09,405 --> 00:18:10,749
Will you plant
yourself right there?
486
00:18:10,773 --> 00:18:11,784
Sure. All right, now, look.
487
00:18:11,808 --> 00:18:13,118
If I don't put these glasses on
488
00:18:13,142 --> 00:18:14,286
in the next minute and a half,
489
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,721
I will never put them on, okay?
490
00:18:15,745 --> 00:18:17,589
You just sit there,
listen to me, all right,
491
00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:18,545
and whatever you do,
492
00:18:18,614 --> 00:18:21,399
just answer me
with "Huh, huh, huh."
493
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:24,151
Is this an April Fool's joke?
494
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:26,248
This is not a joke. Just say it.
495
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,167
Huh, huh, huh. No, n-no, no,
496
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:29,635
that's not right,
no, you got to say it
497
00:18:29,659 --> 00:18:30,703
like you're trying to
convince me of something.
498
00:18:30,727 --> 00:18:31,658
Oh, oh, I know, I know.
499
00:18:31,728 --> 00:18:34,795
Uh, you mean,
uh, "Huh, huh, huh."
500
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,142
Oh, that's it, that's
right, all right.
501
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:38,477
Okay, here we go, you ready?
502
00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:39,945
Yeah. All right, look.
503
00:18:39,969 --> 00:18:41,580
The Fonz don't
want to wear glasses,
504
00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:43,337
I don't have to wear glasses.
505
00:18:43,406 --> 00:18:44,538
Listen, Fonz, I...
506
00:18:44,607 --> 00:18:47,908
No, no, no, no words, no
words, just "Huh, huh, huh."
507
00:18:47,977 --> 00:18:49,309
Oh, huh, huh, huh.
508
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,223
Right, okay, okay, that's good.
509
00:18:51,247 --> 00:18:53,291
Look, no one is going
to laugh at the Fonz.
510
00:18:53,315 --> 00:18:55,616
I am not to be
made sport of, huh?
511
00:18:55,685 --> 00:18:56,617
Huh, huh, huh.
512
00:18:56,686 --> 00:18:57,996
Excellent, excellent, okay.
513
00:18:58,020 --> 00:19:00,065
Hey, this is ridiculous, I
want to tell you something.
514
00:19:00,089 --> 00:19:02,990
Huh, huh, huh. Not yet.
515
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,892
All right?
516
00:19:04,961 --> 00:19:08,161
Wearing glasses just ain't cool.
517
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,231
Huh, huh, huh, huh, oh...
518
00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:11,544
I want to tell you something.
519
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:14,128
Those last two at the
end... an excellent touch.
520
00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:15,648
Cunningham, I don't
know what you put
521
00:19:15,672 --> 00:19:18,389
into those "Huh, huh, huh's,"
but they sure do the trick.
522
00:19:18,441 --> 00:19:21,042
Listen, Fonz, all "Huh,
huh, huh" s aside...
523
00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:22,443
Yeah.
524
00:19:22,511 --> 00:19:24,845
Yeah, I think if you
got to wear glasses,
525
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:27,214
that you should put
'em on, go out there,
526
00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:29,494
and show everybody that
with glasses or without glasses,
527
00:19:29,518 --> 00:19:30,563
you're still the Fonz.
528
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,870
And here are the Fool finalists.
529
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,155
Hey, Fonz, listen, I'm sorry.
530
00:19:35,224 --> 00:19:37,441
I took an early train
back so I could see this.
531
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,377
I got to go. Yeah, yeah.
532
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,248
You know, he's right.
533
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,983
No matter what, you're cool.
534
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:47,968
Whoa, are you cool.
535
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,387
♪ Johnny is a joker ♪
536
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:51,656
♪ He's a bird... ♪
537
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,736
Come on, the
three Fool finalists,
538
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,595
you park your bikes right here.
539
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,808
Three Fool finalists,
right here, park your bikes.
540
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,365
♪ What a dog ♪
541
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,834
♪ Johnny is a joker that's
a-tryin' to steal my baby ♪
542
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,069
♪ He's a bird dog... ♪
543
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,053
Potsie,
544
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,588
I told you to ring
your little bell.
545
00:20:07,657 --> 00:20:08,455
I forgot.
546
00:20:08,524 --> 00:20:09,940
Oh, you're such a potsie.
547
00:20:09,993 --> 00:20:14,561
Okay, everybody settle
down, settle down, knock it off.
548
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,197
Now's the time to find out
549
00:20:16,265 --> 00:20:19,033
who gonna be King
Fool for another year.
550
00:20:19,102 --> 00:20:22,903
And here to announce the
winner is nobody's fool, Fonzie.
551
00:20:29,212 --> 00:20:30,978
All right, all right, listen,
552
00:20:31,047 --> 00:20:33,380
the judges said they had a
very hard decision to make,
553
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:37,218
'cause there's so many
fools to choose from.
554
00:20:37,286 --> 00:20:39,786
All right, can I have
the envelope, please.
555
00:20:45,394 --> 00:20:48,595
Now... I could read
this card real easily,
556
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:51,365
but it would be a little
blurry, you know what I mean?
557
00:20:51,433 --> 00:20:54,969
And why read something
blurry when it's unnecessary.
558
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,981
All right, now, let me
ask you a question.
559
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,316
What are you "oohing"
and "ahing" about?
560
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,417
The Fonz wearing glasses?
561
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,336
Let me tell you something, Jack.
562
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,760
Wearing glasses is cool.
563
00:21:19,829 --> 00:21:20,761
That's right.
564
00:21:20,830 --> 00:21:22,341
There are a lot of
chicks out there,
565
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:24,509
you don't put your glasses
on until the lights go off
566
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,544
in the movies, right?
567
00:21:25,568 --> 00:21:26,684
Dumb, very dumb.
568
00:21:26,736 --> 00:21:28,346
A lot of guys out there, right?
569
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,115
You know, you
take your glasses off
570
00:21:30,139 --> 00:21:32,305
every time a chick
walks by, right? Huh?
571
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,908
Dumb... very dumb.
572
00:21:34,977 --> 00:21:36,209
All right, Arnold!
573
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,061
Look at that.
574
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,875
Yeah, that's right, and
let me tell you something.
575
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:42,800
Wearing glasses
is C-O-O-L, dig it?
576
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,502
That's right.
577
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:47,521
It's a lot cooler than driving
into a lake... let me tell you.
578
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:52,309
All right, and now I would
like to clearly read the winner
579
00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:55,379
of a $25 savings
bond, a tricycle,
580
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:58,482
and a date with the... with
the queen of his choice.
581
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:00,050
All right?
582
00:22:00,118 --> 00:22:02,185
Ladies and gentlemen,
583
00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:05,839
last year's Fool is this
year's Fool... Potsie Weber!
584
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,644
I won again! Four
years in a row.
585
00:22:10,713 --> 00:22:12,691
You can have the tricycle, Ralph.
- All right.
586
00:22:14,116 --> 00:22:18,552
Okay, now, this is the King's
Dance, so everybody join in.
587
00:22:18,621 --> 00:22:21,972
Uh, I pick as Queen
Fool... Debbie Pederson.
588
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:35,970
Cunningham, how
do I really look?
589
00:22:36,038 --> 00:22:37,871
Fonz, you look fine.
590
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:41,008
Don't ever lose your
"Huh, huh, huh's."
591
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,381
Hey, Fonz, where's your glasses?
592
00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:54,383
Hey, I got them, I got
them! I had to take them off.
593
00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:56,385
The chicks won't
leave me alone... whoa!
594
00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:58,687
Listen, uh, I got
to ask your advice.
595
00:22:58,711 --> 00:22:59,976
Of course.
596
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:03,013
When I was in Chicago I
met this girl from Texas...
597
00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:05,527
Lulubelle... and we
had a pretty good time.
598
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,646
Hey, I'm proud of
you. Uh, thanks.
599
00:23:07,670 --> 00:23:09,681
Well, anyway, we said
that uh, that from now on
600
00:23:09,705 --> 00:23:11,683
we were going to spend
all of our vacations together.
601
00:23:11,707 --> 00:23:13,985
Well, now I'm back home,
and I'm thinking about it,
602
00:23:14,009 --> 00:23:16,087
I'm not sure it's
such a good idea.
603
00:23:16,111 --> 00:23:18,040
What do you say about that?
604
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:21,198
All right, listen, let me explain
something to you, okay?
605
00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:23,900
A normal guy goes to
Chicago and meets Clarabelle.
606
00:23:23,969 --> 00:23:25,180
Uh, Lulubelle.
607
00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:26,537
Whatever.
608
00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:29,106
A normal guy, see,
he says all right, listen,
609
00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:32,142
I'm going to spend all my
vacations with you and they do, right?
610
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:34,178
Turns out to be a disaster.
611
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,480
All right? You can never
recapture magic moments.
612
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:37,831
You had magic moments, huh?
613
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,550
Yeah. You could say magic.
614
00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:41,051
Right. All right, now.
615
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:44,888
A cool guy, on the other hand,
puts the score out right away.
616
00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:47,290
Says, "Look, what we
had in Chicago is over.
617
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,126
Now you go your
way, I'll go mine..."
618
00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:54,331
In that way you can
preserve a memory, huh? Dig?
619
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,061
Hey, Rich, you got a
call... long-distance.
620
00:23:56,085 --> 00:23:57,468
A chick from Texas.
621
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,520
Here? Whoa.
622
00:24:03,759 --> 00:24:05,225
Thanks.
623
00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:08,045
Hello.
624
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:11,348
Yeah, hi, Clara... Lulubelle.
625
00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:13,083
Yeah, yeah right.
626
00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:15,552
I told my folks
I'd be down here.
627
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:18,689
Uh... Easter vacation?
628
00:24:24,347 --> 00:24:26,913
Yeah, sure, I'll meet
you in Fort Worth.
629
00:24:26,982 --> 00:24:28,148
Right.
630
00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:35,071
Okay, bye... sweetie-pie.
631
00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:38,892
Well, look, it's boring
around here at Easter.
632
00:24:38,961 --> 00:24:42,662
You know that cool
is a dying art? Whoa!
633
00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:44,772
♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
634
00:24:44,834 --> 00:24:48,936
♪ These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪
635
00:24:51,807 --> 00:24:54,141
♪ Good-bye gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
636
00:24:54,210 --> 00:24:56,844
♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
637
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,213
♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪
638
00:24:59,281 --> 00:25:01,998
♪ Rockin' and
rollin' all week long ♪
639
00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:04,417
♪ These days are ours ♪
640
00:25:04,486 --> 00:25:07,520
♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
641
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:10,023
♪ These days are ours ♪
642
00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:12,392
♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
643
00:25:12,461 --> 00:25:15,129
♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
644
00:25:15,197 --> 00:25:19,032
♪ These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪
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