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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days... ♪
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Welcome to the Happy Days
"Second Anniversary Special."
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♪ My cycle hums ♪
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♪ Ready to race to you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
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♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
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♪ It feels so right
it can't be wrong ♪
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♪ Rocking and
rolling all week long ♪
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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ Saturday, what a day ♪
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♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ These happy days ♪
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♪ Are yours and mine ♪
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♪ These happy days are yours ♪
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♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪
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What time's the Fonzie
supposed to be here?
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Yeah, it's supposed
to be a surprise, isn't it?
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I don't think Fonzie
likes surprises.
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Hey, you look, Ralph.
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Hey, you see him?
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He's in the parking lot!
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Everybody, get in your places!
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Turn out the lights!
Hurry up! Get ready!
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Hey, Arnold!
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Where is that man?
What happened?
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You forgot to pay
your electricity bill?
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Surprise!
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Come on, sit down
right here, Fonz.
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Right at the head of the table.
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Right in the seat of honor.
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Happy birthday, Fonz.
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Yeah, happy birthday,
Fonz. Happy birthday, Fonz.
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Cunningham, you know, I
didn't give you my okay for this.
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Well, if I had told you, it
wouldn't have been a surprise,
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and you know how
you love surprises, Fonz.
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Yeah, but I like to be the
surpriser, not the surprisee.
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I thought I brought
you up better than that.
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That's funny.
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I thought I brought him up.
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I thought we brought him up.
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The way he's turned out,
I wouldn't brag about it.
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Hey!
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Hey, let me tell you something.
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That's why it is, uh, really
lovely to live at their house.
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They're a lot of fun, you know?
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Oh, it's been fun
having you, too, Fonzie.
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Yeah, fun.
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You've been fun from
the day you moved in.
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I remember we were
showing the apartment
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to your grandmother, remember?
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And this is such
a nice place, too.
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Do you like it, Fonz?
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I just said I did, didn't I?
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Listen, why don't you take it?
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Yeah, and what am I gonna do
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with my grandmother,
put her in storage?
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No, no, she stays at your
place, and you move in here.
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Cunningham, I knew I wasn't
wastin' my time with you, huh?
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Give me that paper.
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All right, you got a deal!
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This is Fonzie's new place.
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You're not gonna regret it.
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No, I'm not.
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I'm gonna go home
and pack right now.
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Oh, Mrs. Cunningham,
this is a great touch.
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Very nice.
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Could use a few more
mirrors, but very nice.
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Aaayyh!
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Yeah! I-I did it!
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Dad is gonna be so happy.
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You know, I rented the
place, and I got his price for it.
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Well, maybe we should
have waited till he was here.
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Sometimes I just have the
feeling he doesn't like Fonzie.
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Oh, sure he does.
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That's all just an act.
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Now, listen, Mom.
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I want you to let me be
the one to tell Dad, okay?
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Boy, oh, boy, she really
didn't want this apartment.
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She threatened to do
a wheelie over my foot.
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Dad, I've got some
great news for you.
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What's that?
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I rented the apartment.
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To who?
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Fonzie.
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He's our son!
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He's your son, Marion!
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My pills! Where are my pills!
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I'll tell you something,
Mr. Cunningham,
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I am really touched.
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I mean, you choked your
son just 'cause I was moving in.
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Yeah, well, I guess
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I was just overcome with joy.
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But you are the
perfect tenant, Fonzie.
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With you around, I can
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always look forward to
my quiet evenings, huh?
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Hey, Fonzie! It's me, Vivian!
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What was that?
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Well, that's, uh, Vivian, dear.
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Well, I heard that.
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Do you have a
date tonight, Fonz?
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A "maybe" date.
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Fonzie, are you coming out?
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This is really
embarrassing, huh?
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Some people got no class.
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They just interrupt
a great meal.
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Don't you ever
do that, shortcake.
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Fonzie, are you in there?
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Hey, will you shut
up?! We're eating!
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There's smoke coming
out of Fonzie's apartment
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and I think he's there!
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A fire! Because I saw his bike!
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What do we do? Wait a
minute. Now, don't panic.
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Remember what
your father taught us.
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Cool heads. Right.
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Each one of us has a job to do.
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I get the extinguisher.
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I-I get the ladder.
I get the axe.
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Your father calls the
fire department. Right.
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Remember, cool heads.
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Cool. Fire!
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We've got fire!
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Listen, listen. I can dig it.
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I bring a lot of excitement
into your lives, right?
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Sometimes more
than we need. Aaayyh.
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Howard, it's his birthday.
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Yeah, right, Fonz.
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You, you have brought
us an awful lot of memories.
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Yes, things we
will never forget.
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You taught Richie
how to be tough.
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Oh, right, let me
tell you something.
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That is not an easy task
for one human being.
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Let's face it, you're
a good fighter.
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Hey, I'm the best.
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But in the entire time
you've known me,
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have you ever
seen me in a fight?
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Well, no, but that's
always because
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the other guy backs down first.
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I rest my case.
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Do you think that
could work for me?
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Cunningham, with
that Howdy Doody face,
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you can only be so tough.
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But I'll tell you something.
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I'll tell you something.
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With a little practice,
there is always hope.
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Don't ever grab me again!
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What?
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Just practicing.
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Yeah, you see?
See, that wasn't bad.
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It's not good, either,
but it wasn't bad, though.
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Now, listen, what you got to do
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is you got to don't yell,
you gotta keep it low, see?
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That'll make it
more threatening.
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Hi, Rich.
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Good morning, Richard.
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Would you like cornflakes
for breakfast, dear?
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I never want cornflakes again.
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Oatmeal! Oh!
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Well, I, I thought
you liked cornflakes.
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Oatmeal! I'll make oatmeal.
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What kind of a way is
that to talk to your mother?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Mom;
cornflakes are okay.
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See, I was just
trying out some advice
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that Fonzie gave me.
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He said if you sound
tough, people listen.
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And it works.
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Boy, I tell you, this
one with her high shoe
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and this one yelling
like King Kong!
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Who can eat
breakfast around here?
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I'm going down to the store.
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You're not going
anywhere! Sit down!
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Start eating, Howie.
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All of you, eat!
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Well, chalk one up for the Fonz.
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The name is Richie.
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Don't ever call
me anything else.
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When I turn back around,
you guys better be gone.
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What happened?
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Well, you just scared
Potsie and Ralph to death.
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Did Frankie back down?
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Oh, no, he's going like this.
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That's not backing
down; that's beating up.
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Let's go, bing-bong!
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I'm ready!
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Wait just a second!
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Why isn't this working?
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I mean, I've got the
tough voice going on.
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I got to tell you
something, Cunningham.
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I left out one
very small detail.
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Tell me quick.
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You got no reputation
for toughness.
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Once in your life, you
had to have hit somebody.
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That's not a good
detail to leave out, Fonz.
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Have you got any advice at all?
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Yeah. When he's
taking off his jacket,
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hit him before
his arms are free.
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You mean if I trick
him, I can beat him?
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Oh, no. He's gonna kill you,
but you get one good shot in.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Trying to get Fonzie to
fight your battles for you?
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Hey, Frankie,
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you just make
sure it's a fair fight.
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Sure, Fonzie.
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Okay.
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Now I'm ready.
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Hi-ya-ha-ha!
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What are you doing to my coat?
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This time it was your coat.
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Next time it's
gonna be you, Jack!
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This guy is crazy!
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Come on, I'll take you all on!
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Come on!
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I guess I was pretty
tough that day.
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Not bad.
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Anybody want to hear a story
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about Fonzie's most unusual
girlfriend at the sock hop?
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Again, Ralph?
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Anybody want to hear
the most unusual story
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about the late Ralph Malph?
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Hey, Fonz, how come
you always help Rich out,
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but you never help us out?
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Hey, I always help you guys out.
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Don't I, huh?
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Yeah, well, you
never fixed us up
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with one of your
girls like you did Rich.
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The man was in a slump.
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You know that he even blew it
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in Milwaukee's best
pick-up place, huh?
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I've had it, Fonz.
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I'm gonna become a monk.
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Hey, don't become a monk.
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You're gonna hate the hairstyle.
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I'm going home.
I'm just going home.
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All right, all right,
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so you're in worse
shape than I thought.
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So this calls for drastic
measures, all right?
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This Saturday, I'm gonna
call two of my chicks,
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and you are gonna
double-date with the Fonz.
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Oh, that's really
nice of you, Fonz.
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I know.
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Hey, Fonzie!
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Hey, DeFazio! They're here!
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All right!
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Laverne.
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This is Laverne
DeFazio. She's mine.
256
00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:14,012
And this is Shirley Feeney.
257
00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,647
She's yours as you can see.
258
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:18,083
Mm... Nice to meet you, Richie.
259
00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,161
My pleasure.
260
00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,819
Hey, they're getting
along pretty well.
261
00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:22,231
All right, plant it here,
girls, plant it here.
262
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,333
Would you like to sit down?
263
00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,324
Staring?
264
00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:29,460
How'd you like your
eyes closed for good, huh?
265
00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:32,063
You're too much, Laverne.
266
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,265
So, Shirl, what do
you think of this kid?
267
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,334
You've been with worse.
268
00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,914
Oh, he's nice. And a tie, too.
269
00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:38,970
And a hanky.
270
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,705
Is that for showing
or for blowing?
271
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,489
Well, it's been
quite an evening.
272
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:49,073
What do you say we go
to Richie's house, huh?
273
00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,347
Are you nervous?
274
00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:53,250
Me? No. Nervous? No.
275
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:56,353
Uh, Miss Feeney,
are you thirsty?
276
00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:57,767
Would you like
anything to drink?
277
00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,223
I could sure go for a beer.
278
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,592
How about you?
279
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:01,804
Oh, yeah, beer, right.
280
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,428
Okay, coming right up.
281
00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,868
Oh, say, would you...?
282
00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:12,314
Uh, would you like some
pretzels or anything?
283
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,715
Okay. All right.
284
00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:15,684
Uh, listen, why don't
you just stay here,
285
00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,086
and I'll get it, all right?
286
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,790
All right. Okay.
287
00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:21,724
Hey, about some chips?
Would you like some chips?
288
00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:22,680
Sure. Whatever.
289
00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:24,627
Okay, I think we got those.
290
00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:25,891
Hey, listen, tell me the truth.
291
00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:28,420
Why did you and Laverne
get into that fight anyway?
292
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,054
Oh, that.
293
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,423
Oh, when Laverne and I
went into the ladies' room,
294
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:35,460
I walked up to her and I
said, sweet as you please,
295
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,529
"Laverne, you have
a mouth like a sewer,"
296
00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:39,731
which she does.
297
00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:41,366
And she said, "A sewer"?
298
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,234
And I said, "Yeah, a sewer."
299
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:46,604
So she curled up her
chubby little hand and ba...!
300
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,474
Oh! Oh! Oh!
301
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,909
Oh, Richie, I'm so sorry!
302
00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:55,546
Oh, oh, Richie,
oh, are you all right?
303
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:56,615
Are you all right?
304
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,916
Oh, Richie, I'm so sorry.
305
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:02,886
Oh, dear. Oh, here,
let me kiss the boo-boo.
306
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:06,257
Richie, we're home!
307
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,196
What's going on?
308
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,343
Oh, no-nothing,
there's nothing going on.
309
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,601
Oh, foo! Oh, I missed it!
310
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,157
♪ You ain't nothing
but a hound dog ♪
311
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:31,482
♪ Crying all the time ♪
312
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:34,852
♪ You ain't nothing
but a hound dog ♪
313
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,088
♪ Crying all the time ♪
314
00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:38,323
♪ Well, you ain't... ♪
315
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,959
Look at Joanie.
316
00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:44,362
You know, our little
baby is growing up.
317
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,465
She sure has changed
in the last couple of years.
318
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,133
♪ Well, they said you was... ♪
319
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,002
I want to get to
school early, too.
320
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,704
Jeanie Scarsdale is going to
tell us where babies come from.
321
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,084
She's got a book with
pictures and everything.
322
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,708
You sit right down.
323
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,543
I will drive you to school.
324
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:02,513
We'll have a little
talk on the way.
325
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:05,817
Okay, but it won't be
the same without pictures.
326
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:09,265
Can we have another
talk about boys?
327
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,656
I think you should get a
man's point of view this time.
328
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,525
Yeah, maybe you're right.
329
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,494
I'll talk to Fonzie tomorrow.
330
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,810
I think I can do
that trick, Fonz.
331
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,767
Oh, give this man room.
332
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,036
All right, guys, watch this.
333
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:25,770
I got it. I got it. Ready?
334
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,806
Try it again.
335
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,342
Ow!
336
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,110
Come on, Fonz. It's a trick.
337
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,479
Tell us how you do it.
338
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,525
Hey, the one thing you
guys got to understand
339
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,316
is that the Fonz got power
340
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:41,152
that goes beyond
explanation. Dig?
341
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:44,555
I think maybe I'll
just sack out here,
342
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,790
snuggle up with the fire.
343
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,792
Play cowboy for a while.
344
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:18,489
Cool it!
345
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,269
Let's see Tarzan do that.
346
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,918
Come on, Fonz. It's a trick.
347
00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:39,321
You can at least show
us how to start the jukebox.
348
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:40,844
Look, forget about the machines.
349
00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:43,113
Fonz, just once,
tell us your secret
350
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,915
for getting those great chicks.
351
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,383
I remember one time
352
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,653
when the Fonz wasn't
with such a great chick.
353
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,722
I keep warning you, Malph.
354
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,023
You can't hit me, Fonz.
355
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,903
You're a member of the
auxiliary police. Remember?
356
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,106
Yeah. That would be
auxiliary police brutality.
357
00:14:57,130 --> 00:15:00,731
Now, listen, Malph,
I wouldn't count on it.
358
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,880
Huh? Ooh! You wouldn't.
359
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,503
Hey, look at the Fonz.
360
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:09,774
He looks like he joined
the Air Force or something.
361
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,041
Hey, Fonz, you look like
362
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,821
you joined the Air
Force or something.
363
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:15,413
Yeah? You want a
B-52 up your nose?
364
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,159
Some guys are good lovers,
365
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:18,827
and some guys are good fighters.
366
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:21,385
I happen to be both.
367
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:24,689
All right, now listen up!
Girls, one time! One time only!
368
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,057
Line right up here.
Kiss the Fonz for a buck.
369
00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:28,486
Now, that's a
bargain at any price.
370
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,307
You give girls engagement rings?
371
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:32,429
Hey, don't be silly.
372
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:33,931
They give them to me.
373
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,567
Fonzie, it's just a motorcycle.
374
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:39,070
Just a motorcycle, Mr. C?
375
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:42,306
And I suppose your
mother was just a mother.
376
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:46,710
"Fonzie, shut up?
Fonzie, shut up?"
377
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,145
Look, why don't you just say,
378
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,114
"Fonzie, would you
remove all my teeth?"
379
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,448
It's the same result.
380
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:52,794
Hey, let me tell you something.
381
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:54,818
Everybody gets scared.
382
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:56,631
If you're going to
survive in this world,
383
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,800
you just can't show it
all the time, that's all.
384
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:00,958
Yeah, but you never get scared.
385
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:03,660
I know. That's why I'm the Fonz.
386
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:06,397
Hey, listen, I'm going in my
office now to check my hair.
387
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,765
Okay, Fonz. Happy birthday!
388
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,333
Happy birthday, Fonz!
389
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,881
There's more so hurry back.
390
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,549
Okay, everybody, ready to hear
391
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,073
about Fonzie's
weirdest girlfriend?
392
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,550
What took you so long?
393
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,296
Do you know how long it
takes to put on mascara?
394
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,354
This is really embarrassing.
395
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:05,523
What could be worth
all this, you know?
396
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,191
I'm embarrassed, too.
397
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:10,294
How do you think I felt asking
my sister to borrow mascara?
398
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,763
At least it'll all be over soon.
399
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,398
I hope so.
400
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,367
This is really dumb. Yeah.
401
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:24,541
Oh, brother!
402
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,261
Wallflower, let's dance.
403
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,177
Fonzie.
404
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,815
Fonzie?
405
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,323
It's me. Richie.
406
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:49,727
See, this is all a part
of the Demon's initiation.
407
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,863
I knew that.
408
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,410
I knew that all the time.
409
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:55,866
You did?
410
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,513
Yeah. I was just
trying to help you out.
411
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:58,817
You know what I mean?
412
00:18:58,871 --> 00:18:59,970
Oh, hey, thanks.
413
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,450
Yeah, well, don't
bother thanking me.
414
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,251
I mean, just beat it
so that no one sees me
415
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:04,586
standing here talking to you.
416
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:05,543
You know what I mean?
417
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:08,045
Hey! Dance.
418
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:16,554
Don't ask.
419
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:19,356
Oh, you told them, huh?
420
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,571
Oh! Now, listen. Now, come on.
421
00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:25,207
It's a birthday party, right?
422
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:26,708
I mean, I never
had a birthday party
423
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,111
thrown for me by, uh... guys.
424
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,345
You know, I had
a couple by girls,
425
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,846
but that's not for publication.
426
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:33,304
Anyway, listen.
427
00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:35,017
For all you people
to go through all this,
428
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,618
you know, that's nice,
'cause you only throw a party
429
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:37,886
for people you like, right?
430
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,443
Right! All right.
431
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,646
And I want to say that
the Fonz is touched.
432
00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:44,659
Now, I don't want
to get all misty here,
433
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,584
so I will just say thank you.
434
00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:51,856
Happy birthday, Fonz.
435
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,223
Thank you.
436
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,852
And now I'm going
to kill this man.
437
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:05,936
♪ Which nobody can deny. ♪
438
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:14,545
Listen, now, I just want to
say thank you very much.
439
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,447
This is a really nice party.
440
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,617
Make a wish, and
blow out the candles.
441
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:20,885
Whoa!
442
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,460
Boy, Ralph, that
is really funny!
443
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,840
Fonzie blew in Richie's ear.
444
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,032
Hey, Arnie, sit on it.
445
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:41,505
Confucius say...
446
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,643
What does that mean?
447
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:49,179
Sit on it, Kirk.
448
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,750
Sit on it, Richie.
449
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:56,753
Sit on it, Potsie.
450
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:58,555
Very funny.
451
00:20:58,625 --> 00:20:59,823
Sit on it, Malph.
452
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,395
Sit on it, Howard.
453
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,109
Sit on it, Fonzie. Aaayyh!
454
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,399
Fonzie... sit on it.
455
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,940
Everybody duck!
456
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,248
What did I just hear?
457
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:26,717
♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
458
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,286
♪ Happy Days. ♪
459
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:48,639
♪ Good-bye gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
460
00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:51,308
♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
461
00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:53,877
♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪
462
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,906
♪ Rocking and
rolling all week long ♪
463
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,882
♪ These days are ours ♪
464
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:01,785
♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
465
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:04,021
♪ These days are ours ♪
466
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,090
♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
467
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:09,093
♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
468
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:13,430
♪ These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪
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