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The events leading up to my death
were a lot like the rest of my life.
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Things didn't go
exactly as planned.
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If you asked me what the odds
in an amateur hanging
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going off without a hitch were,
I'd say about one in three.
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A few things can happen.
Put the noose too high?
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Swing for hours.
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Too low?
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Choke for minutes.
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But hit that sweet spot,
the neck'll snap just so.
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One in three.
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Okay...
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...one in four.
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I was born a gambler.
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Cards, dice,
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sports, horses.
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I'd bet on anything if
the odds were right.
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But now I've lost a bet
that cost me more than money.
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It's cost me my family.
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My family defies all odds.
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Five kids; all boys.
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The odds in that?
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One in 16.
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Five boys from three
different women?
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One in 300.
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Staying married to my first wife
through that?
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Somewhere south of zero.
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That's my eldest son, Nuts.
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Born during a heat wave.
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His mother says
that's what gives him his temper,
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but... I think the kid was born
with a sour disposition.
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Nuts wasn't one for school.
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All he ever wanted to
be was a pro boxer.
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But... well...
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things didn't go exactly as planned.
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That's my second boy, Cal.
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Poor kid inherited
my weakness for women.
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I knew pretty early on when he found a way
to join an all-girls prep school.
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Now that one cost
me a small fortune.
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Come Christmas, he shows up
with a different gal each year.
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And let's just say he's got a type.
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After Cal came my third boy, Jacob.
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Smart, organized.
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Holds down a real job.
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Huh. Y'know,
when you say it all together like that,
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makes me wonder if
he's mine after all.
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Now, I'm no saint.
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Fact is, I'd probably catch on fire
if I ever did step foot in church.
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So long story short:
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her name was Champagne.
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And nine months later, boy number four
shows up on my doorstep.
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The kid's got a lot of heart.
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Everyone calls him Juicebox
because, well...
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...I wouldn't call a kid slow, but...
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... well, he's got a big heart.
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Goldie forgave me for Champagne.
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But you know what they say:
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fool me once, shame on you.
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Fool me twice, you're divorced.
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Sometimes life throws
you a curve ball.
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A tiny, Vietnamese curve ball.
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After what became colourfully known
as the Saigon Incident,
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Goldie, quite understandably, left me.
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But she never stopped
being a good mom to the boys,
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even the ones that weren't hers.
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And that's my family.
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The most unlikely bunch
you'll ever chance upon.
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And seeing as I'd sooner die
than see any harm come to them...
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...today's gonna be
the last day of my life.
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The odds of surviving
a trip over Niagara Falls are long.
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It's happened exactly once.
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Back in '53, some kid lucked out.
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But he had an adult-sized life jacket on,
so I'm not sure it counts.
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Now that's not to knock
what the lil' tiger went through,
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but a boy that small
in a life jacket that big?
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The kid's practically a fuckin' pontoon.
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But I don't want to
beat the odds here.
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For once,
I want them stacked against me.
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Just like I stacked them
against my oldest boys.
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So I need a miracle.
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For my family.
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For fate to erase the weight
of all my misdeeds.
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A reversal of fortune.
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A resurrection.
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A real, bona-fide miracle.
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But I don't believe in miracles.
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I know that it's time
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# And you're staying in
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# La la la la la la la la la
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# And you're staying home
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# And I'm all alone
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# La la la la la la la la la
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# Wontcha wontcha wontcha
bring a little water
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# Bring a little wine
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# Bring a little lovin'
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# And I feel fine
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# I know that you want to
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# And I know that you do
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# Come in here and love with me
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# It's thunder and rain
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# But it's all the same
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# La la la la la la la la la
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# Ha
I'm paying for this call
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# And I don't mind at all
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# La la la la la la la la la
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# Wontcha wontcha wontcha
bring a little water
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# Bring a little wine
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# Bring a little lovin'
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# And I feel fine
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# I know that you want to
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# And I know that you do
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# Come in here and love with me
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- We're gathered here
to mourn the passing of Edward...
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"Duke" White.
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Some of us knew him.
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Some of us loved him.
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And apparently some of us
are just here for the free donuts.
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Ahem.
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Duke... never did
anything the normal way,
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so... it's no surprise
we don't have a body to bury.
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- Move.
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- And, of course,
Duke wasn't much for church.
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In fact, only time
he ever got anywhere near the Bible
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was when he swore to tell the truth,
the whole truth and nothing but.
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In case you were wondering,
he... he didn't.
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So instead of reading Bible verse,
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I'm gonna recite the lyrics
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to Lynyrd Skynyrd's Freebird.
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- Mom didn't show?
- We couldn't get a hold of her.
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Why are you late?
- Flight was delayed
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and I had a detour on the highway.
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- What was her name?
- Candyanna.
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- Even her name makes me wanna
put on a condom, or strip.
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- Would you two shut up?
We're at a goddamn funeral.
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- It's okay.
- "Lord knows I can't change.
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"Lord help me...
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I can't change."
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Ahem. Now I'd like to have
Duke's five boys come up here
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and place a personal memento
in the coffin.
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He was...
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...the best brother a man could have.
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- He was the worst father
a man could have.
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- A bus pass?
- I didn't know
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we were supposed to bring presents.
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That's my watch.
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- Please don't make a big deal about this.
- That's my watch.
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- Do not make a big deal about it!
- Don't! Cal! Get the fuck off, Cal!!!
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- Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
What's the matter with you?
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You should be ashamed of yourself,
throwin' punches like that!
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Snap the wrist.
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# I'm a crawler baby
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# Well I crawl right after you
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# I'm the crawler baby
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# I crawl right after you
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- Breaks my heart
we had to trot out Ol' Rusty.
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Come Christmas dinner, there's Rusty.
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Everybody's birthday party,
you know Rusty's gonna be invited.
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But... Ol' Rusty at your father's funeral?
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This family's got a certain reputation,
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and tonight
you boys pretty much cemented it.
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Think we can get through
the reading of the will
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without having to call a paramedic?
- I can.
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- Shut up.
- You know what?
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I gotta take a piss.
I'll be right back.
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- Alright, where's the, uh...
waitress in this place?
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Thank you!
Um, but I'd rather you sprayed mace
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into my mouth. But...
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I will let you try this very nice
single-malt scotch I discovered.
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- You discovered it?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah? You fucking Magellan?
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Circumnavigating the globe
in search of flavour?
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Don't put on airs with me, okay?
I've seen you drink lighter fluid.
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- I remember that.
It made you weird.
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- I dunno what you're talking about.
It's good, isn't it?
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- It's... pretty good.
- Bottoms up.
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- Jacob, what happens when we die?
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- Uh, wow. Ahem.
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I don't know, Todd.
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What I do know is that good guys
like you go to heaven.
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- Dad was a pretty good guy, huh?
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He was a good... yes, he was a...
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He was a good...
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- Uh... you know what, buddy?
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Don't worry about it.
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He's probably not even dead.
He's only been gone for two weeks.
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- Really?
- Yeah, really.
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- Don't do that.
- Don't do what?
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- Don't give him false hope.
Just bear the kid's feelings--
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- You want me to think about the kid...
This coming from...
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I remember when the two of you
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put Xs and Os all over his face
with permanent marker.
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He went to school
and they called him Tic Tac Todd!
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- That was a decade ago!
How do you even remember that?
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Are you used to holding on to small things?
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- That's hilarious.
- See what I did right there?
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When I said "small things,"
I meant something different?
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- 'Kay, guys, got some drinks here.
- I meant your penis.
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- Beer.
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- Thank you.
- OJ... and a Mint Julep.
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- Uh, you know what, doll?
Actually, this is not a Mint Julep.
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- This ain't the Glass Slipper, princess.
It's a beer
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with a shot of Peppermint Listerine.
'Bout as close as you're gonna get.
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- Mm. Think she's bad news, Cal.
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- No. Her?
- Tattooed on her back.
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- Oh, yeah, it is. Huh.
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- Alright, before we read the will,
should we have a little toast?
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- Yeah.
- To Duke.
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May you be 40 years in heaven
before the Devil knows you're dead.
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- I can't drink this.
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- Last Will and Testament...
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of Edward White.
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- My boys...
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...I'm leaving you
with a heart full of regret.
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I should've been a better father
and been there for you instead of myself.
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I should've settled down
and been a better husband.
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Your mother was a good woman.
Juicy's, too.
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Even Soo Ling wasn't that bad.
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And, most of all, I should've led a life
that didn't end with a list of regrets.
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The fact is, the only thing
I don't regret is you boys,
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and I'm proud of you all.
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So let's get down to who gets what.
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- "To Nuts,
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I leave my bar of silver."
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- Remember to keep your chin up.
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There's always a silver lining, boy-o.
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To Cal,
I leave the White family wedding ring.
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Marry a good one, son.
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And be sure she's a good one.
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- "Can't run around
like a bull in a vagina shop forever."
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- To Jacob, I leave the Elvis suit
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from the '72 Burnin' Love tour,
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worn in Phoenix and Albuquerque. "
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- Wait... wait a sec.
Who wore it in Phoenix and Albuquerque?
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- It... does not really say.
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- To Juicy and Todd...
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...I leave 380 in cash.
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Truth is, I'm not sure what you're into,
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so just buy whatever it is you're in to.
And it better not be drugs.
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And as for the house,
I'm leaving it all to you boys to live in.
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Just so long
as you don't kill each other first.
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- "And that's who gets what.
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Now for the hard part."
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- I've done a terrible thing.
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Nuts, Cal, Jacob,
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you may recall that drug-testing thing
I signed you up for back in '99.
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Are you male? 18 to 31?
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Non-smoker?
If so, Bovastrada Pharmaceuticals
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has an opportunity for you.
248
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Now this ain't an excuse,
249
00:15:17,637 --> 00:15:19,229
but I was concussed at the time.
250
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A man doesn't think clearest
after a concussion.
251
00:15:21,608 --> 00:15:23,235
And just ask Rudy Arbour
252
00:15:23,376 --> 00:15:25,139
what you can do with $2,000!
253
00:15:25,278 --> 00:15:27,337
- I got a Ski-Doo with my money.
254
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:30,506
And I only had to take
two pills a week for a month.
255
00:15:31,518 --> 00:15:33,885
- "It paid you two grand each--"
- Wait a minute.
256
00:15:34,021 --> 00:15:36,512
We never got two grand.
That's not right. We got one grand.
257
00:15:37,358 --> 00:15:38,882
- Yeah...
258
00:15:39,026 --> 00:15:41,051
Duke... took 50.
259
00:15:41,195 --> 00:15:42,685
Finder's fee.
260
00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:44,559
They paid you two grand each,
261
00:15:44,699 --> 00:15:47,725
but it turns out there's a lot more money
involved than that.
262
00:15:47,868 --> 00:15:52,202
This morning, a lawyer shows up
asking me to pass on documents to you boys.
263
00:15:52,339 --> 00:15:55,503
Some kind of legal settlement
that I would've known about earlier,
264
00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:58,238
but you know how I feel about letter mail.
265
00:15:58,380 --> 00:16:01,713
So I forged a few signatures
to speed up the process.
266
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Long story short: $100,000 per head.
267
00:16:04,853 --> 00:16:07,686
I wanted to find the right way
to break it to you, is all.
268
00:16:07,823 --> 00:16:10,656
And there's no easy way
to say this next part.
269
00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:12,987
But I saw all those zeroes.
270
00:16:13,128 --> 00:16:15,255
Holy shit.
271
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They're off!
272
00:16:17,734 --> 00:16:19,929
I could tell you
it was a sure thing.
273
00:16:20,069 --> 00:16:23,436
I could say I was doing it
to make you all a pile more dough.
274
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Plus a finder's fee for myself.
275
00:16:25,541 --> 00:16:27,441
But that doesn't make it right.
276
00:16:28,077 --> 00:16:30,602
And the strategic long shots I backed
277
00:16:30,747 --> 00:16:32,408
to recoup my initial losses,
278
00:16:32,548 --> 00:16:34,743
well, weren't so strategic.
279
00:16:40,591 --> 00:16:42,855
Now there's no easy way to say this,
280
00:16:42,993 --> 00:16:45,587
so I'm just gonna come out and say it.
281
00:16:46,163 --> 00:16:48,757
Nuts, Cal, Jacob...
282
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Boys...
283
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...you three are gonna die.
284
00:16:54,772 --> 00:16:57,434
- Excuse me?
- What?
285
00:16:57,574 --> 00:16:59,735
- We are gonna...?
- Yes, it's...
286
00:17:00,244 --> 00:17:02,076
- Let me see the dam n--
- Let me read it!
287
00:17:03,114 --> 00:17:04,809
"And it's my fault."
288
00:17:04,949 --> 00:17:08,441
The side effects of Affekterol
are mood swings and loose bowels.
289
00:17:08,953 --> 00:17:11,444
The one long-term side effect
is much worse:
290
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permanent cardiovascular damage.
291
00:17:16,961 --> 00:17:19,452
Affekterol weakens the walls
of your ticker.
292
00:17:20,298 --> 00:17:22,630
Now a stiff breeze could do you in.
293
00:17:23,803 --> 00:17:26,636
It's bloody amazing none of you
have cashed out already.
294
00:17:33,813 --> 00:17:37,681
Now, I figure a man who's done
what I've done is only fit for the grave.
295
00:17:39,318 --> 00:17:41,479
I can't look at you boys.
296
00:17:43,489 --> 00:17:44,980
Or myself.
297
00:17:46,493 --> 00:17:48,825
So I'm gonna go on dying,
298
00:17:48,962 --> 00:17:51,328
'cause I can't go on living.
299
00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:54,323
Goodbye, boys.
300
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I love you all...
301
00:17:58,839 --> 00:18:01,501
...even if I never
did show it very well.
302
00:18:18,526 --> 00:18:21,427
- Maybe it's just all a mistake.
- Take Todd and Juicy home.
303
00:18:24,198 --> 00:18:28,066
- Maybe Duke just got it wrong.
- Take Todd and Juicy home.
304
00:18:31,673 --> 00:18:33,538
- Okay, let's go.
305
00:18:38,547 --> 00:18:40,481
- I don't believe it.
- There's no way. We're fine.
306
00:18:40,616 --> 00:18:42,413
- No way, right?
- I'm fine. We're fine. Yeah.
307
00:18:42,551 --> 00:18:45,714
- This is years ago.
- Dad's always shaky on the facts anyway.
308
00:18:47,723 --> 00:18:49,247
- We're not dyin'.
309
00:18:50,893 --> 00:18:52,555
- If we are, my liver goes first.
310
00:18:58,401 --> 00:19:00,494
# I can't sleep at night
311
00:19:00,637 --> 00:19:02,070
# Can't turn out the light
312
00:19:02,205 --> 00:19:04,139
# Got to get alright
313
00:19:04,274 --> 00:19:06,902
# Get myself alright
I can try
314
00:19:07,043 --> 00:19:09,477
# But I know it's true...
315
00:19:09,612 --> 00:19:13,173
# Take what I got
Till the sun is rain
316
00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:16,844
# The sun is coming
I can pay my train
317
00:19:16,987 --> 00:19:20,479
# I can't sleep at night
I can't sleep at night
318
00:19:20,624 --> 00:19:23,684
# I can't sleep at night
Hey hey hey
319
00:19:24,628 --> 00:19:27,722
# Alright
Hey hey hey
320
00:19:34,438 --> 00:19:36,600
# Ha
Woo
321
00:19:36,741 --> 00:19:38,606
# Hey hey hey
322
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:42,971
# Alright
Hey hey hey
323
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,633
# Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
324
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:13,300
Fuck.
325
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,529
Ahem.
326
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:38,331
Yeah.
- So is baby brother ready for his debut?
327
00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:40,670
- Ah... no.
328
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,204
Not at all.
- Tank Boy is.
329
00:20:43,344 --> 00:20:46,040
Cracked three jaws of his
sparring partners this week.
330
00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:47,704
The whole pie, that one!
331
00:20:47,849 --> 00:20:50,147
- Yeah. Just don't let him kill Juicy,
would ya?
332
00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:52,377
- Oh, we're just padding Tank's record,
is all.
333
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,010
But ping-pong it is not.
334
00:20:54,188 --> 00:20:56,053
Three good rounds.
335
00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:57,350
- Mm-hmm.
336
00:20:58,192 --> 00:20:59,181
Piss.
337
00:21:07,870 --> 00:21:10,737
What's the matter with you?
You fighting tonight and you eating this?
338
00:21:10,873 --> 00:21:13,364
It's like... giving your stomach a...
339
00:21:14,543 --> 00:21:16,238
...perm.
- It's still on?
340
00:21:16,378 --> 00:21:18,573
- Yeah. Ahem.
- I just... I thought--
341
00:21:18,714 --> 00:21:21,376
- Yeah, no. Nothing's changed.
Now hit the gym,
342
00:21:21,517 --> 00:21:23,246
take off these stupid...
343
00:21:23,886 --> 00:21:25,444
Who did this?
- Me.
344
00:21:25,587 --> 00:21:27,419
- You got beaten up by Todd?
- Please.
345
00:21:27,557 --> 00:21:29,525
- Oh.
- I'd hardly call it "got beaten up".
346
00:21:29,659 --> 00:21:31,456
- Really?
- Okay? It was a lucky shot,
347
00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:33,687
and if I had any warning...
I got combo'd.
348
00:21:35,065 --> 00:21:37,659
You little twat!!! It's on!
- Hey, relax.
349
00:21:37,801 --> 00:21:39,268
Sit down.
- What's a twat?
350
00:21:39,402 --> 00:21:42,428
- It's, uh... the smallest cone
they got at Dairy Queen.
351
00:21:42,572 --> 00:21:44,665
- Fuck you, Todd.
- Relax! Put your pants back on
352
00:21:44,808 --> 00:21:46,435
and go hit the gym.
353
00:21:46,576 --> 00:21:50,411
Hopefully you do better against Tank Boy
than you do against 10-year-old Asian kids.
354
00:21:51,248 --> 00:21:53,307
- Hey.
- Can't talk. Gotta shower.
355
00:21:53,451 --> 00:21:56,284
- Come on. You know he's retarded.
Don't pick on him.
356
00:21:58,656 --> 00:22:00,123
- Hey, Toddy.
357
00:22:00,758 --> 00:22:03,625
- Nuts is making me a race-car pancake.
- Yeah.
358
00:22:03,761 --> 00:22:05,422
Yeah, I'm tryin', Toddy.
359
00:22:13,772 --> 00:22:15,262
Y'know...
360
00:22:17,275 --> 00:22:18,765
I'm sorry. I--
361
00:22:20,112 --> 00:22:21,101
What?
362
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:25,116
- Y'know, sometimes
a cigar is just a cigar.
363
00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:26,842
But that, that's a cock, buddy.
364
00:22:26,985 --> 00:22:28,646
- Yeah.
What are you eating for breakfast?
365
00:22:28,787 --> 00:22:32,849
- Well, I am attempting
to turn the food pyramid on its ass.
366
00:22:32,992 --> 00:22:35,825
I'll even eat
your freaky little erotic cock-cake.
367
00:22:35,962 --> 00:22:38,863
Who cares anymore?
- Would you quit it with that stuff, okay?
368
00:22:38,998 --> 00:22:39,965
We're gonna be fine. Alright?
369
00:22:40,099 --> 00:22:42,067
When I hear we're dying
from a guy like dad,
370
00:22:42,201 --> 00:22:44,692
all I think of is the million tall tales
he ever told.
371
00:22:44,837 --> 00:22:47,305
- Dust settles.
Maxie turns to me and says,
372
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:50,841
"Duke, that man you just cold-cocked?
373
00:22:50,977 --> 00:22:52,569
Bette Midler!"
374
00:22:52,712 --> 00:22:54,509
On the Virgin Mary's eyes.
Swear to Jesus.
375
00:22:54,647 --> 00:22:57,742
- Duke could teach a master class
in bullshit.
376
00:22:58,152 --> 00:22:59,642
- You know what I think?
377
00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:01,352
- What's that?
- I think you're in denial.
378
00:23:01,488 --> 00:23:03,615
- Don't tell me what I'm thinking.
- This is what you do.
379
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,884
This is what you do in life.
You ignore the facts.
380
00:23:06,026 --> 00:23:07,550
- I do not!
- And then you get defensive.
381
00:23:07,694 --> 00:23:09,218
- Wrong again.
- And then you lash out!
382
00:23:09,363 --> 00:23:12,196
- Hey, fuck you!
We're not dying.
383
00:23:12,332 --> 00:23:13,856
- Yes, we are.
- What?
384
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:17,165
- I just got back from the doctor
and he told me flat out...
385
00:23:17,505 --> 00:23:19,097
...we are dying.
386
00:23:21,676 --> 00:23:23,871
- Your vitals are still solid.
- Right.
387
00:23:24,012 --> 00:23:26,207
- Won't know for sure
without the blood test.
388
00:23:26,347 --> 00:23:27,507
- Right, right.
389
00:23:28,349 --> 00:23:30,715
- Look, if you did take Affekterol...
390
00:23:30,852 --> 00:23:33,184
- I did. I mean, it was years ago, though.
391
00:23:35,023 --> 00:23:37,890
- Well - ahem -
you've got an opportunity here.
392
00:23:38,026 --> 00:23:39,187
- Okay.
393
00:23:41,030 --> 00:23:43,521
- Is there anything
you ever really wanted to do, son?
394
00:23:46,702 --> 00:23:49,034
- Well, y-y-yeah, like a million things.
395
00:23:50,873 --> 00:23:52,033
- Do 'em.
396
00:24:02,886 --> 00:24:05,320
- Duke dealt us a bad hand, bro.
- A bad hand?
397
00:24:05,455 --> 00:24:08,390
I didn't even get cards, okay?
I got, like, a bus transfer
398
00:24:08,525 --> 00:24:11,289
and a fucking coupon for tampons.
- It's a wake-up call.
399
00:24:11,428 --> 00:24:14,625
I'm gonna make a list.
- Sounds like a very "you" thing to do.
400
00:24:14,764 --> 00:24:18,131
- Things are gonna change.
I got, like, a million things I wanna do.
401
00:24:18,268 --> 00:24:19,826
- Actually thought that that would be
something you would do. It's weird.
402
00:24:19,970 --> 00:24:21,801
- What do you mean, you thought?
- I was just thinking,
403
00:24:21,938 --> 00:24:23,964
"I wonder what he's gonna do?"
- What do you mean--
404
00:24:24,108 --> 00:24:26,076
- Are you guys fucking high?!
We're dying! Where's your anger?!
405
00:24:32,917 --> 00:24:34,817
- C'mere, Nuts. C'mere.
- What're you doing?
406
00:24:34,952 --> 00:24:37,546
What are you doing?
- Just giving my big brother a hug.
407
00:24:37,688 --> 00:24:39,383
- I don't need a fucking hug.
- Why?
408
00:24:43,761 --> 00:24:45,696
- Ah... Christ. Gerbil.
409
00:24:49,601 --> 00:24:52,092
It's a lot of death for one week,
isn't it, buddy?
410
00:24:53,005 --> 00:24:54,336
- You want one?
411
00:24:54,473 --> 00:24:56,441
- What, a hug?
- Yeah. I'm just handing them out.
412
00:24:56,575 --> 00:24:58,770
- No, no, no, no. No.
- Yeah. Come on, we're not--
413
00:24:58,910 --> 00:25:00,309
- I'm cool with it. It's cool.
414
00:25:00,445 --> 00:25:02,640
- Honestly, you're cool with it, Cal?
415
00:25:02,781 --> 00:25:04,976
We're dying and you're cool with it?
416
00:25:05,117 --> 00:25:07,585
- Okay, alright. I'm not cool with it.
Alright?
417
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:11,850
I'm not fucking cool with it.
I am the opposite of cool! Okay?
418
00:25:11,991 --> 00:25:13,822
We're dying!
My life is a mess,
419
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,656
and I know I'm gonna end up
just like Duke!
420
00:25:17,297 --> 00:25:19,561
I woke up this morning next to a woman,
421
00:25:19,699 --> 00:25:22,827
and let's just say that I walked
where angels fear to tread.
422
00:25:36,817 --> 00:25:38,148
Oh, boy.
423
00:25:40,154 --> 00:25:41,985
- 'Morning.
- Pfft... Yes...
424
00:25:42,823 --> 00:25:44,814
So it is... morning.
425
00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:46,649
Did we, uh...
426
00:25:47,661 --> 00:25:48,992
Did we do it?
427
00:25:49,129 --> 00:25:51,757
- If by "it" you mean
going a couple of minutes,
428
00:25:51,899 --> 00:25:54,869
throwing up in my purse
and then crying yourself to sleep,
429
00:25:55,003 --> 00:25:56,527
then, yeah, we did it.
430
00:25:57,005 --> 00:25:58,836
- Sorry. Yesterday was, um...
431
00:25:59,841 --> 00:26:01,502
...was very emotional for me.
432
00:26:02,510 --> 00:26:04,535
I buried my father, allegedly.
433
00:26:04,679 --> 00:26:07,341
- You mentioned that. I'm sorry.
- Ah, don't be sorry.
434
00:26:08,683 --> 00:26:11,049
Duke lived his life... so hard,
435
00:26:11,186 --> 00:26:13,586
he made Iggy Pop look Amish.
436
00:26:13,722 --> 00:26:15,850
- Um, wait a second. Duke?
Duke White?
437
00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,016
- Mm-hmm. Yeah. Why?
You knew him?
438
00:26:23,032 --> 00:26:24,294
Oh, my God.
439
00:26:28,704 --> 00:26:31,696
I'm gonna end up like Duke,
I'm gonna end up like Duke!
440
00:26:31,841 --> 00:26:33,399
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.
441
00:26:33,542 --> 00:26:37,536
Listen, I don't wanna play Junior Freud here,
but by the transitive property of penises...
442
00:26:38,882 --> 00:26:40,941
...I think I fucked mom last night.
443
00:26:42,386 --> 00:26:43,910
- What's that?
- The waitress.
444
00:26:44,054 --> 00:26:45,646
Dad and I both slept with her.
445
00:26:45,789 --> 00:26:49,020
Something has to change in me.
The ring, it was a sign. Y'know?
446
00:26:49,159 --> 00:26:51,923
I gotta stop whoring around
and I need to settle down!
447
00:26:52,062 --> 00:26:52,926
- Yes. Yes!
448
00:26:54,231 --> 00:26:57,223
- I think I know who with.
- Don't say it.
449
00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:59,097
Don't--
- Miranda.
450
00:26:59,237 --> 00:27:01,501
- Oh, God.
- She's the one who got away.
451
00:27:01,639 --> 00:27:04,665
- No! She didn't get away, Cal.
She got incarcerated!
452
00:27:04,809 --> 00:27:06,470
- She's the only woman
who ever gave me that rush!
453
00:27:06,611 --> 00:27:09,239
- That wasn't a rush!
That was Chlamydia!
454
00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:12,577
- You don't understand.
You don't understand and that is fine.
455
00:27:13,584 --> 00:27:17,486
Alright? I wanna feel what it feels like
to be with her again.
456
00:27:17,622 --> 00:27:19,749
You don't know her like I do!
457
00:27:19,891 --> 00:27:22,986
- This is not the right move, okay?!
This is like...
458
00:27:23,128 --> 00:27:25,926
this is like you're killing yourself
before you're dying!
459
00:27:26,064 --> 00:27:27,292
Before you're killing yourself.
460
00:27:27,433 --> 00:27:29,401
Do you know what I mean?
461
00:27:32,104 --> 00:27:33,264
- C'mere.
462
00:27:34,072 --> 00:27:36,597
I'll take that hug now.
- Oh, you're ready for your hug now?
463
00:27:37,443 --> 00:27:39,104
I love you, Cal.
- I love you, too.
464
00:27:39,945 --> 00:27:42,175
Alright, let's butch this up
before Nuts comes back.
465
00:27:42,314 --> 00:27:45,478
- Oh, Jesus.
It's all fuckin' Steel Magnolias in here.
466
00:27:45,618 --> 00:27:48,587
- Just a hug, a hug...
It's a brother hug, man.
467
00:27:48,721 --> 00:27:51,986
- It's like we're in Europe,
with all this man huggin'.
468
00:27:52,125 --> 00:27:55,686
- Europe. That's a good idea, Europe.
I think I'd like Europe.
469
00:27:55,829 --> 00:27:57,820
- No, no, you wouldn't.
I've been there. It's very...
470
00:27:57,964 --> 00:28:00,262
swishy.
- Yeah, I know, they can elect him king.
471
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,698
- There is no King of Europe, Nuts.
- Fine. Queen.
472
00:28:02,836 --> 00:28:04,862
- That's funny. That's very funny.
- It is funny.
473
00:28:05,005 --> 00:28:08,600
- I'm not taking your shit anymore, either,
by the way. That's on my list.
474
00:28:08,742 --> 00:28:11,802
I love you both, but growing up with you
was... fucking hell.
475
00:28:11,946 --> 00:28:12,935
- Oh, come on.
- Yeah.
476
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,310
- We were fucking kids.
What do you want?
477
00:28:15,449 --> 00:28:17,679
- We would play Hungry, Hungry Hippos,
and I would shit marbles
478
00:28:17,818 --> 00:28:20,150
for a week and a half.
That wasn't fun for me.
479
00:28:20,287 --> 00:28:22,687
- Oh, come on.
- You know what I did this morning?
480
00:28:22,823 --> 00:28:24,188
I quit my job.
481
00:28:24,325 --> 00:28:28,160
Yeah, hi, it's Jacob.
I won't be coming into work today. I quit.
482
00:28:28,296 --> 00:28:31,026
And tell Jerry in HR that he's a...
483
00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:32,895
total dick weed.
484
00:28:33,034 --> 00:28:35,434
And an asshole, too.
485
00:28:37,839 --> 00:28:42,208
It felt better than anything that I've done
for the last 10 years of my entire life.
486
00:28:42,344 --> 00:28:44,744
So starting today,
I'm going Evel Knievel on everything.
487
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,075
I'm gonna take every stupid risk I can.
488
00:28:47,215 --> 00:28:49,707
All my life I've been worrying
about the long run
489
00:28:49,852 --> 00:28:53,117
and there is no long run anymore,
there's just... there's just this sprint.
490
00:28:53,256 --> 00:28:55,383
And it's standing right in front of me.
491
00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:57,015
It's a fucking sprint.
492
00:29:00,196 --> 00:29:01,686
It's a sprint!
493
00:29:04,867 --> 00:29:07,199
You fucked that kid up, not me.
494
00:29:08,204 --> 00:29:09,796
I'll take half the blame.
495
00:29:09,939 --> 00:29:12,568
Hi. I'd like to make a withdrawal.
496
00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:15,234
- Okay.
- And close all my accounts, please.
497
00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:16,744
That's right
498
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,246
Listen I got a story to tell you
about a man named
499
00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:20,873
Bin Sala Bin
500
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,425
There's a dude I know
501
00:29:37,569 --> 00:29:39,093
Oh yeah
502
00:29:39,237 --> 00:29:41,899
Living on the other side of town
I'll take it.
503
00:29:43,575 --> 00:29:45,099
Alright
504
00:29:45,243 --> 00:29:47,768
Oh oh oh oh oh
505
00:29:59,425 --> 00:30:00,983
- We're gathered here today...
506
00:30:01,126 --> 00:30:03,526
to bid farewell to Mister Amazing.
507
00:30:03,662 --> 00:30:06,358
- Mister Awesome.
- Mister Awesome, yes...
508
00:30:06,498 --> 00:30:09,797
was just a... great gerbil.
- Hamster.
509
00:30:09,935 --> 00:30:11,766
- Yes. He, um...
510
00:30:13,772 --> 00:30:16,104
...will always be remembered as a...
511
00:30:16,442 --> 00:30:17,933
...just an excellent...
512
00:30:18,945 --> 00:30:20,640
...chewer.
513
00:30:21,281 --> 00:30:22,942
Happy trails, Mister Awesome.
514
00:30:25,619 --> 00:30:29,180
C'mon, buck up, we'll get you another one.
- I don't want another one.
515
00:30:29,322 --> 00:30:31,813
- Hey... what do we
do when we get upset?
516
00:30:31,958 --> 00:30:33,858
- Walk it off.
- What? No, no, no.
517
00:30:33,994 --> 00:30:35,621
Hey, hey, the other thing.
518
00:30:38,131 --> 00:30:40,327
That's right. We hug through it.
519
00:30:41,135 --> 00:30:42,432
- What, really? Really?
520
00:30:42,570 --> 00:30:44,834
Didn't see that one coming.
521
00:30:44,972 --> 00:30:47,167
- You're the best brother in the world.
- Yeah.
522
00:30:47,308 --> 00:30:49,299
- Oh, you want some more, Tank Boy?
523
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,144
- I'm the worst brother in the world.
524
00:31:07,329 --> 00:31:10,662
- Come on, boys!
Stick it, stick it, stick it! C'mon.
525
00:31:12,334 --> 00:31:14,029
Okay, one, two!
526
00:31:14,169 --> 00:31:16,000
I wanna hear a slap.
527
00:31:17,005 --> 00:31:19,030
Stick it. One, two. Boys!
528
00:31:19,174 --> 00:31:20,163
- Hey.
529
00:31:20,842 --> 00:31:22,673
Fight's cancelled.
- Is it, now?
530
00:31:23,679 --> 00:31:26,046
- Juicy ain't fighting.
- Well, Tank Boy is.
531
00:31:26,182 --> 00:31:29,879
And I don't care a lick who he kills so long
there's a light-heavyweight getting hurt.
532
00:31:30,019 --> 00:31:31,850
- Yeah. Here's your money back.
533
00:31:33,690 --> 00:31:36,022
- Let me be blunt, lad.
534
00:31:36,359 --> 00:31:39,226
You took your money.
You been bought.
535
00:31:39,362 --> 00:31:41,193
No refunds.
536
00:31:42,865 --> 00:31:45,390
Don't make me go to the office
and get the management.
537
00:31:45,535 --> 00:31:46,867
- No, Fitz.
538
00:31:48,038 --> 00:31:49,528
How much to call it off?
539
00:31:55,713 --> 00:31:57,544
- Twenty.
- Thousand?!
540
00:31:58,382 --> 00:32:00,577
I don't got that!
- Really?!
541
00:32:00,718 --> 00:32:02,242
Puffy vest?
542
00:32:02,386 --> 00:32:03,978
Whiff o' Old Spice?
543
00:32:04,121 --> 00:32:05,918
Prison-grade tattoos?
544
00:32:06,056 --> 00:32:08,183
Here I had you pegged
as old money for sure.
545
00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:10,453
- No fuckin' way you're makin' 20 grand
off this fight.
546
00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:12,426
- Well, don't be daft, lad.
Of course not.
547
00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:15,624
But I'll make a far sight more
in two years' time
548
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:18,258
when an undefeated Tank Boy,
in on the fix,
549
00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:21,600
Ioses to an unranked pug
no one's ever heard word of.
550
00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:25,232
Jesus! I got the chessboard out,
you're playin' Bingo!
551
00:32:25,376 --> 00:32:27,776
Okay, boys, take a break.
552
00:32:27,912 --> 00:32:31,110
- Fine, fine, fine.
Just... just keep the management out of this.
553
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:32,615
I'll... I'll find the money.
554
00:32:32,752 --> 00:32:34,879
- Sure you will.
You hop on your unicorn,
555
00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:36,681
you go shake down a leprechaun.
556
00:32:36,822 --> 00:32:38,255
See you later.
557
00:32:45,598 --> 00:32:47,088
- I'm approaching 1 90.
558
00:32:48,434 --> 00:32:50,766
From the north.
What about me?
559
00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:52,704
- As a fighter?
- Yeah.
560
00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:55,000
- You're a little past
your prime, my friend.
561
00:32:55,142 --> 00:32:58,202
No one'd pay to see that.
- You're just padding his record.
562
00:32:58,345 --> 00:32:59,937
Plus you get this back.
563
00:33:00,947 --> 00:33:02,107
- Mm...
564
00:33:05,285 --> 00:33:07,116
Tank Boy! C'mere!
565
00:33:08,121 --> 00:33:09,554
Meet a legend.
566
00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:15,888
You ever heard tell of Nuts White?
- No.
567
00:33:16,030 --> 00:33:18,294
Why they call you Nuts?
568
00:33:18,432 --> 00:33:20,297
- Just a nickname.
- No!
569
00:33:20,434 --> 00:33:22,334
Eddie White. Twelve and 0.
570
00:33:22,470 --> 00:33:24,461
Never fought above the undercard.
571
00:33:24,605 --> 00:33:26,232
Never touched the canvas.
572
00:33:26,374 --> 00:33:29,673
But he's not called Nuts
on account ofhis pugilistic talents.
573
00:33:29,811 --> 00:33:30,869
No!
574
00:33:31,012 --> 00:33:33,242
But on account
of every fighter in the country
575
00:33:33,381 --> 00:33:35,679
is magnetically drawn
to punching him in the balls.
576
00:33:37,186 --> 00:33:38,653
Undefeated.
577
00:33:38,787 --> 00:33:41,688
And all disqualifications
for shots to the cherries, huh?
578
00:33:44,493 --> 00:33:45,983
Everybody smells the fix.
579
00:33:47,496 --> 00:33:49,862
Everybody knows his old man...
580
00:33:49,998 --> 00:33:51,488
is riggin' his bouts.
581
00:33:53,335 --> 00:33:55,360
And now old Nuts...
582
00:33:55,504 --> 00:33:58,132
can't even line up a bout of diarrhea.
583
00:34:01,845 --> 00:34:02,971
Until today.
584
00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:05,408
- So I'm fighting?
585
00:34:05,682 --> 00:34:07,081
- You're fighting.
586
00:34:09,853 --> 00:34:11,878
Let's get back at it, boys!
587
00:34:20,697 --> 00:34:23,223
- Yeah. Ahem.
- This is AT&T.
588
00:34:23,367 --> 00:34:25,733
You have a collect call from--
Wait. Do I press...
589
00:34:25,870 --> 00:34:27,394
Do I press a 0 now?
590
00:34:27,538 --> 00:34:30,666
- You have 63 cents in your account.
591
00:34:30,808 --> 00:34:33,572
Press 1 to accept the charges.
592
00:34:35,713 --> 00:34:37,613
- Ma. Hey, uh... talk quick.
593
00:34:37,748 --> 00:34:39,682
I'm almost out of minutes.
594
00:34:39,817 --> 00:34:41,546
- Honey! I am so sorry.
595
00:34:41,685 --> 00:34:43,483
I just heard about Duke.
596
00:34:43,622 --> 00:34:47,490
Wendell and I were at a meditation retreat
and we just got back this morning,
597
00:34:47,626 --> 00:34:49,924
and I'm on the next plane.
Is everyone okay?
598
00:34:50,061 --> 00:34:53,758
I-I can't get anyone at the house.
- It's... it's been a crazy day.
599
00:34:53,899 --> 00:34:57,801
- Oh, sweetheart. I know you and Duke
had your ups and downs,
600
00:34:57,936 --> 00:35:00,404
but your father was many things,
some of them good,
601
00:35:00,538 --> 00:35:03,336
some of them not so good,
but he loved you boys,
602
00:35:03,475 --> 00:35:05,444
and if the could--
- Out of minutes.
603
00:35:05,578 --> 00:35:06,909
- Oh, fuck.
604
00:35:26,766 --> 00:35:28,758
- Well... I'm getting married.
605
00:35:30,604 --> 00:35:32,265
- Come to the right place, then.
606
00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:35,807
I'll talk you out of it.
- No, no. I, uh, don't need your blessing.
607
00:35:35,943 --> 00:35:38,468
I just want the ring.
- Who's the lucky lady?
608
00:35:39,446 --> 00:35:41,209
- Miranda.
609
00:35:41,348 --> 00:35:43,316
- Is she aware of your intentions?
610
00:35:43,450 --> 00:35:46,749
- Uh, no.
I haven't seen her for years, so, no.
611
00:35:46,887 --> 00:35:49,014
- Okay, you just got
some pretty terrible news
612
00:35:49,156 --> 00:35:50,784
and I'm guessin' you're still drunk.
613
00:35:50,925 --> 00:35:52,984
So I'm inclined to believe
614
00:35:53,127 --> 00:35:56,119
that you might not be thinking
all that clearly at the moment.
615
00:35:56,464 --> 00:35:58,989
You're forcing my hand here, okay?
616
00:35:59,133 --> 00:36:01,727
My hand is forced.
My office.
617
00:36:01,869 --> 00:36:03,769
The Wall of Fame.
618
00:36:05,306 --> 00:36:06,773
- Fuck, she's married.
619
00:36:08,710 --> 00:36:10,302
- And then some.
620
00:36:10,445 --> 00:36:12,505
- She's on her second marriage?
621
00:36:12,648 --> 00:36:14,081
- Actually she's a three-peat.
622
00:36:17,319 --> 00:36:18,980
It's not what you think, either.
623
00:36:19,989 --> 00:36:21,513
She didn't get one divorce.
624
00:36:22,157 --> 00:36:22,987
They died.
625
00:36:23,125 --> 00:36:24,490
All of 'em.
626
00:36:24,626 --> 00:36:28,892
Now, her first husband, he got shot.
Sure, they called it a hunting accident,
627
00:36:29,031 --> 00:36:30,862
but two in the head?
628
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,831
Ten in the groin?
629
00:36:34,671 --> 00:36:37,469
The second husband died
the day after they separated.
630
00:36:37,607 --> 00:36:39,837
This time they called it driver error.
631
00:36:40,677 --> 00:36:43,942
I don't know how many errors
a fella could make in the trunk of a car.
632
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:47,516
And the third fella, he didn't make it
through the honeymoon.
633
00:36:47,650 --> 00:36:49,880
No one knows what happened to him.
634
00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:52,511
Well... most of him, anyway.
635
00:36:53,690 --> 00:36:56,319
Now, I'm not saying
she killed 'em, but...
636
00:36:56,460 --> 00:36:59,452
somebody should slap a warning label
on that gal.
637
00:36:59,697 --> 00:37:01,892
Do you get the moral of the story?
638
00:37:02,033 --> 00:37:03,432
- Think I do.
639
00:37:03,567 --> 00:37:05,933
- Good.
- She's single.
640
00:37:08,039 --> 00:37:10,405
Thanks for the ring.
- Yeah.
641
00:37:10,541 --> 00:37:12,031
Thanks for the car keys.
642
00:37:14,378 --> 00:37:16,209
Can't let you go, buddy.
- Fine.
643
00:37:16,881 --> 00:37:18,406
- Don't break the window.
644
00:37:18,550 --> 00:37:20,040
That's your car?
645
00:37:20,185 --> 00:37:23,712
Wow. What, did you carjack a beautician?
- It's a rental.
646
00:37:24,389 --> 00:37:27,017
Believe in signs, Pal?
- I believe in not marrying the girl
647
00:37:27,159 --> 00:37:29,787
who invented the Body Shop.
- Duke wills me a wedding ring
648
00:37:29,928 --> 00:37:32,419
on the day
that I find out I'm gonna die.
649
00:37:32,564 --> 00:37:34,589
That is a sign. Alright?
650
00:37:34,733 --> 00:37:37,497
I don't wanna die alone.
Not like Duke.
651
00:37:37,636 --> 00:37:38,728
I'm settling down.
652
00:37:39,571 --> 00:37:42,507
- I-I think not being like Duke
is a great idea,
653
00:37:42,642 --> 00:37:44,269
so stop whoring around, okay?
But...
654
00:37:44,410 --> 00:37:45,672
n-not Miranda.
655
00:37:45,812 --> 00:37:48,007
Th-that-that's... reckless, okay?
656
00:37:48,147 --> 00:37:52,015
And that's more like Duke than anything.
- Reckless, huh?
657
00:37:53,753 --> 00:37:55,152
Gonna break the window
658
00:37:55,288 --> 00:37:57,916
and try to hotwire the car
if you don't give me the keys.
659
00:37:59,592 --> 00:38:01,082
- I know you will.
660
00:38:02,261 --> 00:38:03,422
- Thank you.
661
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:08,424
My second hug today.
662
00:38:25,453 --> 00:38:27,216
Hey.
- Hey. What's up with the car?
663
00:38:27,355 --> 00:38:29,152
Coaching a fucking women's softball team?
664
00:38:29,290 --> 00:38:31,349
- It's a rental.
Her name's Cindy and I love her.
665
00:38:31,493 --> 00:38:33,222
What are you doing?
- Gonna do something stupid.
666
00:38:33,361 --> 00:38:35,795
- Oh, me too. You'd think we're related.
- Yeah.
667
00:38:36,297 --> 00:38:38,629
Say hi to Miranda for me.
- What? How do you know that?
668
00:38:38,766 --> 00:38:40,996
- C'mon. I know everything you're gonna do
before you do it.
669
00:38:41,136 --> 00:38:43,104
- Uh, no, you don't.
- Yes, I do.
670
00:38:43,238 --> 00:38:45,900
- Okay. I'm thinking of a person right now.
- Don't be stupid.
671
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,373
- Actor. Famous!
- C'mon. Billy Dee Williams.
672
00:38:48,511 --> 00:38:51,241
- Ugh, I hate you.
- No, you don't.
673
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,684
So...
674
00:39:05,828 --> 00:39:09,128
Iooks like I need 20 grand
or I'm getting murdered tonight.
675
00:39:12,002 --> 00:39:14,027
- What the hell is wrong with this family?
676
00:39:14,171 --> 00:39:15,695
You can't dust 'em off.
677
00:39:15,839 --> 00:39:19,331
- Yeah? And I can't raise 20 grand
by tonight, so, uh...
678
00:39:19,676 --> 00:39:21,906
...where's my robe?
- Anytime you deal with Fitz,
679
00:39:22,045 --> 00:39:25,208
you're gonna end up bloody
and a few dollars short, Nuts.
680
00:39:25,348 --> 00:39:28,112
You can't fight.
- What am I supposed to do? Okay?
681
00:39:28,251 --> 00:39:32,450
You haven't seen this Tank Boy kid.
It is like his mother... fucked a tractor.
682
00:39:33,758 --> 00:39:36,921
Best-case scenario..
Juicy gets seriously injured.
683
00:39:37,061 --> 00:39:40,758
- Will you listen to me? You can't fight!
- Yeah? And I let Juicy fight,
684
00:39:40,898 --> 00:39:43,264
I'm no better than Duke.
Fixin' fights, lyin', cheatin'--
685
00:39:43,401 --> 00:39:45,301
- No... if you fight, you will die.
686
00:39:45,436 --> 00:39:48,064
- Yeah? I dunno if you heard the news,
but it's happening anyway.
687
00:39:48,206 --> 00:39:51,073
- Do you wanna die a few months
down the road, maybe a year,
688
00:39:51,209 --> 00:39:53,701
or do you wanna die tonight?!
- What are you talking about?
689
00:39:55,881 --> 00:39:57,041
- Alright...
690
00:39:58,050 --> 00:40:00,382
I promised your father
I wouldn't tell you this.
691
00:40:00,552 --> 00:40:02,019
- Tell me what?
692
00:40:02,154 --> 00:40:03,849
- You remember Detroit?
693
00:40:05,057 --> 00:40:05,989
- Yeah.
694
00:40:06,558 --> 00:40:08,924
- Well, there's a shitload
you don't know about Detroit.
695
00:40:09,061 --> 00:40:11,291
- Really? What's to know about Detroit?
696
00:40:11,430 --> 00:40:15,230
After Detroit, they weren't gonna call me
Nuts anymore, right?
697
00:40:15,902 --> 00:40:17,426
You remember the new name?
698
00:40:17,570 --> 00:40:19,800
- Eddie "The Power" White.
699
00:40:19,939 --> 00:40:21,497
- Eddie "The Power" White!
700
00:40:25,245 --> 00:40:27,110
# Let me hear you say it
Ho
701
00:40:27,247 --> 00:40:29,909
I lined up that fight
with John "The Baptist" myself,
702
00:40:30,049 --> 00:40:31,516
so Duke couldn't run his old grift.
703
00:40:31,651 --> 00:40:35,917
Punching another man's junk is pretty much
like gay marriage to a guy like him.
704
00:40:36,289 --> 00:40:39,487
Better still?
Jesus freaks never take bribes.
705
00:40:39,627 --> 00:40:42,790
- Duke probably saved your life that night.
- Did he?
706
00:40:51,772 --> 00:40:55,469
- When I tell my son to oil up
and he smears on the Italian dressing,
707
00:40:55,609 --> 00:40:57,804
I can't help but think
he's 30% retarded.
708
00:40:57,945 --> 00:41:01,404
- Nah, it's genius, 'cause his brain's
telling him "time to fight,"
709
00:41:01,549 --> 00:41:04,484
but his nose is saying "time to eat".
Confusin' him.
710
00:41:04,619 --> 00:41:06,280
Bam, bam, bam!
- 40%.
711
00:41:06,621 --> 00:41:08,111
- These the new trunks?
712
00:41:08,957 --> 00:41:11,482
- Oh, oh, oh!
- Did you ever ask yourself
713
00:41:11,626 --> 00:41:14,356
why they were always punching you
in the groin instead of the noggin'?
714
00:41:14,496 --> 00:41:17,556
Or why the other guy
didn't just take a dive?
715
00:41:17,699 --> 00:41:19,257
- Stop right there, okay?
- Listen...
716
00:41:19,401 --> 00:41:22,394
Touch your skull, right around there.
- This? Yeah. It's my lucky bump.
717
00:41:22,972 --> 00:41:24,530
- I don't know how lucky it is.
718
00:41:24,674 --> 00:41:27,973
The day you were born,
you got dropped on your melon.
719
00:41:28,644 --> 00:41:31,670
You fell down the stairs
when you were about six months.
720
00:41:31,814 --> 00:41:33,645
Again when you were a year old.
721
00:41:34,150 --> 00:41:38,712
By the time you got to kindergarten,
you'd been concussed upwards of 10 times.
722
00:41:38,854 --> 00:41:42,255
You were just a...
really uncoordinated little pecker.
723
00:41:42,391 --> 00:41:44,519
- Oh, ho, ho!
724
00:41:44,661 --> 00:41:46,151
"Eddie The"?
725
00:41:47,564 --> 00:41:50,658
- I told 'em
"Eddie The Power White" six times.
726
00:41:50,801 --> 00:41:53,770
That font is a little big.
Maybe they ran outta room.
727
00:41:53,904 --> 00:41:55,929
- Two minutes before I tussle,
you spring this on me?!
728
00:41:56,073 --> 00:41:57,563
I asked you to do one thing!
729
00:41:57,708 --> 00:42:01,940
- You were always one blow to the head
away from permanent brain damage, at least.
730
00:42:02,079 --> 00:42:05,207
That fresh start you wanted
could've been your funeral.
731
00:42:07,518 --> 00:42:08,712
- Oh, my God.
732
00:42:10,188 --> 00:42:12,122
Oh, my... Oh, my God!
733
00:42:12,256 --> 00:42:13,848
I can't wear these!
734
00:42:14,359 --> 00:42:16,623
- Why not?
- 'Cause I can't wear
735
00:42:16,761 --> 00:42:18,422
White Power trunks...
736
00:42:18,563 --> 00:42:20,326
in fucking Detroit!
737
00:42:23,768 --> 00:42:25,531
God. What am I gonna do?
738
00:42:26,037 --> 00:42:27,868
- We're in a tight spot.
- Oh, yeah?
739
00:42:28,005 --> 00:42:30,804
You think? Maybe I can put
a sweater around my waist
740
00:42:30,943 --> 00:42:32,774
like I just got my fucking period!
741
00:42:32,911 --> 00:42:35,573
Fuck.
742
00:42:40,052 --> 00:42:41,849
Let's go!
743
00:42:55,068 --> 00:42:57,161
- You gotta call it off, boy-o.
- I can't.
744
00:43:13,220 --> 00:43:14,744
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
745
00:43:14,889 --> 00:43:17,790
- What's wrong?
- You know you can't fight in your robe, son!
746
00:43:17,925 --> 00:43:20,416
- Okay. What about a sweater
tied around my waist?
747
00:43:21,429 --> 00:43:23,124
- What?
- Look, my shorts,
748
00:43:23,264 --> 00:43:25,755
they say "White Power" on 'em.
749
00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:28,596
I am so sorry.
They say "White Power."
750
00:43:30,404 --> 00:43:33,271
I know. It was a mistake.
- Fuck you, cracker!
751
00:43:37,479 --> 00:43:40,073
- Fuck you!
- Get out! C'mon, get out!
752
00:43:44,486 --> 00:43:46,647
You could take
a little light sparring,
753
00:43:46,788 --> 00:43:49,313
but you lined up
an honest-to-goodness fight
754
00:43:49,458 --> 00:43:51,289
with a bona-fide contender.
755
00:43:52,794 --> 00:43:54,785
- So he came up with the trunks.
756
00:43:55,464 --> 00:43:57,626
- Yeah, actually,
the trunks was my idea.
757
00:43:58,468 --> 00:44:01,301
But it was Duke's idea
to bet on your disqualification.
758
00:44:01,904 --> 00:44:03,872
The proceeds from which...
759
00:44:04,006 --> 00:44:06,031
bought this silver bar.
760
00:44:08,478 --> 00:44:10,002
- Then why...
761
00:44:10,146 --> 00:44:11,977
why'd he let me fight at all?
762
00:44:12,114 --> 00:44:15,015
- Your career was supposed to be,
y'know, one or two fights.
763
00:44:15,151 --> 00:44:19,179
Couple of blows to the balls and he thought
you'd get smart and walk away.
764
00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:21,814
But... he was weak and, uh...
765
00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:25,994
...he found it was... profitable,
knowing the outcome.
766
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:28,829
Now you,
you just don't know when to quit.
767
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,491
You were a shitty boxer, Nuts.
768
00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:36,906
The Duke tried to protect you
the only way he knew.. by fixing fights.
769
00:44:37,674 --> 00:44:39,665
'Cause he loved his son.
770
00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:43,211
And...
771
00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:45,248
y'know, betting on sure things.
772
00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:49,350
And that is why you cannot fight...
773
00:44:50,855 --> 00:44:52,186
...ever again.
774
00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:54,514
- Oh, my God.
775
00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:56,683
- It ain't 20 grand...
776
00:44:57,862 --> 00:44:59,159
But it's a start.
777
00:45:25,892 --> 00:45:27,416
- Ah! You son of a...
778
00:45:30,397 --> 00:45:31,887
- Miss Benatar.
779
00:45:35,769 --> 00:45:37,737
Had a '72 El Camino.
780
00:45:38,738 --> 00:45:40,933
Named her after Pat Benatar,
781
00:45:41,074 --> 00:45:43,599
sexiest woman ever to grace
God's green Earth.
782
00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:47,278
'Course, I called her
Miss Benatar, 'cause...
783
00:45:47,414 --> 00:45:49,246
y'know, a fella callin' his ride Pat
784
00:45:49,383 --> 00:45:51,851
might create the impression
he was into Irish dudes.
785
00:45:51,986 --> 00:45:54,216
What're you working on down there?
786
00:45:54,355 --> 00:45:56,448
- Well, I wanna make it sound really loud.
787
00:45:56,591 --> 00:45:59,219
So, uh... I, uh, figured if I...
got underneath it
788
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,591
and just banged around with a wrench,
it would just kinda happen.
789
00:46:03,431 --> 00:46:06,764
Didn't work.
- You just drill some holes in the muffler.
790
00:46:06,901 --> 00:46:08,266
That'll get her growlin'.
791
00:46:08,402 --> 00:46:10,735
- You can do that?
- Let's lift up her blouse there,
792
00:46:10,872 --> 00:46:12,339
see what's she's got, huh?
- Yeah.
793
00:46:12,941 --> 00:46:14,738
- It's a nice blue. Mine was green.
794
00:46:14,876 --> 00:46:17,106
Your dad used to call it the Green Latrine.
795
00:46:17,946 --> 00:46:19,777
- I think, um...
- Right here.
796
00:46:21,617 --> 00:46:23,278
- Right.
- Oh, wow.
797
00:46:24,453 --> 00:46:26,512
What're you gonna call her?
- "Pat" was in the lead.
798
00:46:27,289 --> 00:46:30,554
I dunno, I guess I'm gonna add
picking a name to my to-do list.
799
00:46:30,692 --> 00:46:32,957
- A list? That's smart.
- I dunno about smart.
800
00:46:33,463 --> 00:46:36,455
The words "death defying"
appear, like, six times.
801
00:46:37,634 --> 00:46:39,101
- Y'know, livin' like
there's no tomorrow
802
00:46:39,235 --> 00:46:42,295
is... a pretty good way
to make sure there won't be one.
803
00:46:42,438 --> 00:46:45,134
I don't have to worry
about you, too, do I?
804
00:46:46,643 --> 00:46:48,975
- Actually, no.
I feel pretty much unstoppable.
805
00:46:51,648 --> 00:46:52,672
- Here.
806
00:46:56,153 --> 00:46:58,314
Let's make some noise, huh?
807
00:47:10,668 --> 00:47:12,329
Fuck it.
808
00:47:21,346 --> 00:47:24,008
- Where you going dressed like that?
- See for yourself.
809
00:47:28,453 --> 00:47:30,011
- Can I come?
810
00:47:32,190 --> 00:47:33,350
- Sure.
811
00:47:34,859 --> 00:47:36,349
- Can I dress up, too?
812
00:47:37,562 --> 00:47:38,894
- I encourage it.
813
00:47:39,031 --> 00:47:41,761
- Oh! Can we go to Dairy Queen
and pick up some twats?
814
00:47:46,872 --> 00:47:47,964
- Yeah.
815
00:47:55,047 --> 00:47:56,173
# Chicken
816
00:47:56,315 --> 00:47:58,909
# Pay the chicken back back
Pay the chicken back payback
817
00:47:59,051 --> 00:48:00,279
# Chicken back
818
00:48:00,420 --> 00:48:02,479
# Do the Chicken payback
Piggy
819
00:48:02,622 --> 00:48:05,591
# Pay the piggy back back
Pay the piggy back payback
820
00:48:05,726 --> 00:48:08,456
# Piggy back
Do the piggy payback
821
00:48:08,595 --> 00:48:11,120
# Monkey pay the monkey back back
822
00:48:11,264 --> 00:48:13,528
# Pay the monkey back
See the monkey do the monkey
823
00:48:13,667 --> 00:48:15,965
# Pay the monkey back
824
00:48:22,075 --> 00:48:25,307
# Chicken pay the chicken back back
Pay the chicken back
825
00:48:25,446 --> 00:48:27,346
# Pay back the chicken back back
826
00:48:27,482 --> 00:48:29,279
# Do the chicken payback
Camel
827
00:48:29,417 --> 00:48:32,079
# Pay the camel back
Sitting on a camelback
828
00:48:32,220 --> 00:48:35,621
# See the camel do the camel
Pay the camel back
829
00:48:35,757 --> 00:48:37,622
# Donkey
Pay the donkey back back
830
00:48:37,759 --> 00:48:40,626
# Pay the donkey back
Pay back the donkey payback
831
00:48:40,762 --> 00:48:43,094
# Payback
Pay back the donkey
832
00:48:51,807 --> 00:48:54,105
# All the animals together
Break it down
833
00:48:54,243 --> 00:48:56,837
# Let me hear you
834
00:48:58,781 --> 00:49:00,442
I want it... right there.
835
00:49:04,787 --> 00:49:06,652
- Why don't you let me see it?
- 'Cause.
836
00:49:06,790 --> 00:49:08,314
- Let me see it.
- No.
837
00:49:08,458 --> 00:49:10,983
- Why don't you let me see anything?
- Because I'm...
838
00:49:11,127 --> 00:49:12,617
There, want to see it?
839
00:49:14,130 --> 00:49:15,620
- What are those?
840
00:49:15,965 --> 00:49:18,661
- They're... they're...
man dots.
841
00:49:19,469 --> 00:49:20,993
Special man dots, okay?
842
00:49:21,137 --> 00:49:22,934
- What's a man dot?
843
00:49:23,072 --> 00:49:26,303
- Look, T odd, it hurt a lot more
than I thought it would, alright?
844
00:49:26,643 --> 00:49:29,670
And if you ever think about doing
something as stupid as getting a tattoo,
845
00:49:29,814 --> 00:49:33,341
I swear you better get a picture of me
so the cops'll know who killed you.
846
00:50:23,703 --> 00:50:25,034
- Not interested.
847
00:50:26,038 --> 00:50:28,598
- In what?
- Man in a suit comes to my house,
848
00:50:28,741 --> 00:50:30,868
he's either pushing a religion or a warrant.
849
00:50:31,310 --> 00:50:33,039
- You don't recognize me?
850
00:50:34,881 --> 00:50:39,376
- Look, my seven-foot-tall boyfriend
carries a machete with him wherever he goes.
851
00:50:44,324 --> 00:50:45,689
- It's Cal.
852
00:50:45,826 --> 00:50:47,919
Twelfth grade? Best summer ever?
853
00:50:48,061 --> 00:50:50,791
- Jesus! Is that you?
854
00:50:51,565 --> 00:50:52,429
Oh!
855
00:50:54,167 --> 00:50:56,101
- Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey!
856
00:50:56,236 --> 00:50:58,762
Okay, alright. That's illegal.
857
00:50:58,907 --> 00:51:01,967
- You look so grown up and clean.
- Thank you.
858
00:51:02,110 --> 00:51:04,476
- What you doing in town?
- Family business.
859
00:51:04,612 --> 00:51:07,103
- And you find time to visit me.
860
00:51:07,248 --> 00:51:08,738
I feel so flattered.
861
00:51:09,918 --> 00:51:11,715
Flattered and stalked.
862
00:51:11,853 --> 00:51:15,152
- Well, um... seeing
as I'm not from these parts anymore,
863
00:51:15,290 --> 00:51:18,259
I was sort of looking for a tour guide.
864
00:51:18,393 --> 00:51:22,455
But if your seven-foot-tall
machete-wielding boyfriend has an issue,
865
00:51:22,598 --> 00:51:24,964
I understand. I just...
- Aw, I just say that
866
00:51:25,100 --> 00:51:27,796
to keep the pigs at bay.
Let's go play tourist.
867
00:51:29,104 --> 00:51:30,594
That your car?
868
00:51:30,773 --> 00:51:33,298
Did you save up your babysitting money
to buy that?
869
00:51:33,442 --> 00:51:35,239
- It's a rental.
870
00:51:35,377 --> 00:51:37,902
# You can't take my girl
871
00:51:38,047 --> 00:51:40,140
# Away from me mister
872
00:51:40,282 --> 00:51:43,650
# Ah ah ah ah ah
Oh no no no no no
873
00:51:43,787 --> 00:51:46,483
# You can't steal my guy
874
00:51:46,623 --> 00:51:48,818
# Away from me sister
875
00:51:48,959 --> 00:51:50,984
# Ah ah ah ah ah
876
00:51:51,127 --> 00:51:54,221
# 'Cause we're so in love
877
00:51:54,364 --> 00:51:58,095
# So in love
So in love
878
00:51:58,234 --> 00:52:00,168
# So in love
879
00:52:00,303 --> 00:52:02,464
# Are we
880
00:52:05,476 --> 00:52:08,843
# You can't break this spell oflove
881
00:52:08,980 --> 00:52:12,438
#Hey mister Oh no no no no no
Ah ah ah ah ah
882
00:52:17,989 --> 00:52:20,549
So you're a mechanic these days?
883
00:52:22,493 --> 00:52:23,858
- The motorcycle?
884
00:52:23,995 --> 00:52:25,485
Sure, a mechanic.
885
00:52:26,164 --> 00:52:28,758
What about you?
- Oh, you know me.
886
00:52:28,900 --> 00:52:30,697
- Still getting by on charm and good looks?
887
00:52:33,005 --> 00:52:36,236
- I suppose you're coasting by
on your knowledge of the deadly arts.
888
00:52:37,509 --> 00:52:40,137
- Is that some kind of clever reference
to my marital difficulties?
889
00:52:40,278 --> 00:52:42,075
- Oh, no, no--
- All because a girl can handle firearms
890
00:52:42,214 --> 00:52:45,650
and knows her way around explosives
doesn't mean she killed anyone.
891
00:52:46,018 --> 00:52:47,918
- Hey, hey, I meant no offence.
892
00:52:48,053 --> 00:52:50,022
- I don't know what you've heard...
893
00:52:50,356 --> 00:52:52,347
...but it's just one of those things.
894
00:52:52,859 --> 00:52:54,952
Or, in this case, three of those things.
895
00:52:55,094 --> 00:52:57,528
So don't go all Sherlock Holmes on me.
- Hey.
896
00:53:03,036 --> 00:53:06,199
I'm just trying to solve the case
of how you got so beautiful.
897
00:53:12,046 --> 00:53:14,708
- You always were a velvet-tongued devil,
weren't you?
898
00:53:22,222 --> 00:53:23,712
- Oh, my God.
899
00:53:24,558 --> 00:53:26,253
- Oh, my God.
900
00:53:27,061 --> 00:53:29,757
What is that... blouse he's wearing?
901
00:53:34,069 --> 00:53:36,128
- Hey, guys. What's with the threads?
- It's a long story.
902
00:53:36,271 --> 00:53:39,399
Let's just say Todd and I landed parts
in a very misunderstood off-Broadway play
903
00:53:39,541 --> 00:53:42,567
and we'll leave it at that.
Can I talk to you for a second?
904
00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:51,047
- So how's army life?
905
00:53:51,186 --> 00:53:52,619
- Do you babysit?
906
00:53:53,421 --> 00:53:55,322
- What?
- Yeah, I got an Xbox.
907
00:53:56,425 --> 00:53:59,485
- Okay, you're not doing this.
Gimme the ring. I'm not letting you do it.
908
00:53:59,628 --> 00:54:03,064
- Stop it. Stop it. Why are the two of you
always in my lady business? Always.
909
00:54:03,199 --> 00:54:07,101
- We only do that because we're the only ones
who care enough to call you on your bullshit.
910
00:54:08,437 --> 00:54:09,426
- Twat?
911
00:54:10,773 --> 00:54:11,797
- What?
912
00:54:11,941 --> 00:54:14,205
- Remember how you and Nuts
used to stick up for me in high school?
913
00:54:14,343 --> 00:54:16,972
- Yeah. For a reasonable rate, I might add.
- That's all I'm trying to do right now,
914
00:54:17,114 --> 00:54:22,142
is protect my big brother, okay?
She is a... fucking disaster.
915
00:54:22,285 --> 00:54:24,617
She's a stupid, crazy...
916
00:54:25,455 --> 00:54:27,650
She's a bitch.
- You may be right.
917
00:54:27,791 --> 00:54:30,385
But... you don't know how this feels.
918
00:54:31,128 --> 00:54:33,528
- What what feels like?
I've had girlfriends before, okay?
919
00:54:33,663 --> 00:54:35,722
- Really?
- I know a little something. I've had--
920
00:54:35,866 --> 00:54:38,164
- How many? Really? Really?
- Tons. Four. Three.
921
00:54:38,301 --> 00:54:39,428
- Gimme that.
922
00:54:39,570 --> 00:54:41,333
- Why?
- 'Cause I'm adding it to your list.
923
00:54:41,472 --> 00:54:43,497
I think it's important.
- Now, don't write on my--
924
00:54:43,641 --> 00:54:45,040
- Don't touch me.
925
00:54:46,744 --> 00:54:48,302
Got anyone in mind?
926
00:54:50,715 --> 00:54:52,148
Come on, doll.
927
00:55:07,666 --> 00:55:09,327
- Is that her?
- Yep.
928
00:55:10,402 --> 00:55:11,699
- Go on!
929
00:55:11,837 --> 00:55:14,328
- I will. I'm just... I'm just...
930
00:55:15,340 --> 00:55:17,171
...paralysed with fear. Okay.
931
00:55:19,845 --> 00:55:20,743
- Hi.
932
00:55:20,879 --> 00:55:22,437
- Hi.
933
00:55:22,581 --> 00:55:24,345
- So one adult, one veteran?
934
00:55:24,484 --> 00:55:26,349
- Well, uh...
935
00:55:28,521 --> 00:55:31,888
Uh, actually,
I just wanted to tell you something.
936
00:55:33,459 --> 00:55:34,687
So, uh...
937
00:55:36,362 --> 00:55:40,321
I'm not here to ask you for a date
or for you to be my sweatheart--
938
00:55:40,466 --> 00:55:41,763
- What's a... "sweat heart"?
939
00:55:42,202 --> 00:55:43,897
- S... s... sweetheart.
940
00:55:44,037 --> 00:55:46,529
I'm sorry,
I didn't have a chance to proof this.
941
00:55:46,674 --> 00:55:47,698
Um...
942
00:55:49,076 --> 00:55:51,544
Okay... here it is.
943
00:55:56,884 --> 00:55:59,444
Sometimes I see you on my way to work
in the mornings.
944
00:56:01,121 --> 00:56:04,022
I don't mean that in, like,
a stalker, creepy way,
945
00:56:04,158 --> 00:56:07,093
I just mean, "Hey, there she is."
Every morning.
946
00:56:07,228 --> 00:56:13,429
And I noticed that you smile at everybody
who walks by - everybody - even me.
947
00:56:13,568 --> 00:56:16,765
And I could never smile back.
Like, ever.
948
00:56:16,905 --> 00:56:18,600
Maybe because you have...
949
00:56:18,740 --> 00:56:21,402
the sweetest smile I've ever seen
950
00:56:21,543 --> 00:56:23,374
and I just can't compete with that,
y'know.
951
00:56:23,511 --> 00:56:25,741
And... and no one handles stoned teenagers
952
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:29,475
as well as you do, like, anywhere.
And that's a gift,
953
00:56:29,619 --> 00:56:31,086
believe me.
And...
954
00:56:31,220 --> 00:56:32,778
you don't have to worry,
955
00:56:32,922 --> 00:56:36,358
'cause I'm not gonna try
to ask you out on a date here,
956
00:56:36,492 --> 00:56:38,585
because of a technical difficulty
with my existence.
957
00:56:38,728 --> 00:56:40,662
But, uh, even if I wasn't dying,
958
00:56:40,796 --> 00:56:43,196
I probably wouldn't have the courage
to ask you out anyway.
959
00:56:43,332 --> 00:56:45,800
Usually I date women
who are easily distracted
960
00:56:45,935 --> 00:56:47,960
and/or horribly depressed.
961
00:56:48,104 --> 00:56:49,571
That's... that's my type,
962
00:56:49,705 --> 00:56:51,229
just slow and sad.
963
00:56:51,374 --> 00:56:53,468
And I probably shouldn't have said
that last part.
964
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,976
I just wanted you to know
965
00:56:59,116 --> 00:57:03,644
that somebody... in this world
saw you from far away
966
00:57:03,787 --> 00:57:06,119
and thinks that you're beautiful.
967
00:57:07,457 --> 00:57:10,290
And if that can ever give you
968
00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:14,159
even the tiniest bit
of a feeling of happiness,
969
00:57:14,299 --> 00:57:17,632
then, uh, I'm happy
that I made a fool of myself.
970
00:57:31,649 --> 00:57:33,981
- You're just sore
'cause I broke your heart.
971
00:57:34,485 --> 00:57:36,386
- That wasn't my heart, it was my leg.
972
00:57:36,522 --> 00:57:38,649
And it wasn't you,
it was your other boyfriend.
973
00:57:38,791 --> 00:57:40,452
- That was a long time ago, Cal.
974
00:57:40,592 --> 00:57:43,083
You must be used
to holding on to small things.
975
00:57:43,228 --> 00:57:45,355
- That's hilarious.
So where the fuck are you taking me,
976
00:57:45,497 --> 00:57:47,965
anyway?
- Private club. Members only.
977
00:57:59,179 --> 00:58:00,840
- I don't think I belong here.
978
00:58:02,349 --> 00:58:03,839
- Why do you say that?
979
00:58:04,017 --> 00:58:06,713
- Well, just look around.
980
00:58:06,853 --> 00:58:08,821
- Don't worry, they know me here.
981
00:58:08,955 --> 00:58:11,321
- What, do you, uh, work here, too?
982
00:58:11,458 --> 00:58:12,925
- I'm a mechanic, remember?
983
00:58:13,693 --> 00:58:15,183
Give it a good home.
984
00:58:17,697 --> 00:58:20,633
- Um, there's a creepy gentleman
down at the end of the bar
985
00:58:20,768 --> 00:58:23,532
Iooking at me like, uh,
like he wants to fuck me.
986
00:58:23,671 --> 00:58:25,400
- Don't worry about him.
It's a boyfriend thing.
987
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,871
- A boyfr... Um, um, hello!
988
00:58:28,008 --> 00:58:31,341
Missing a vital piece of information,
apparently. What?
989
00:58:31,479 --> 00:58:34,505
- Thought a guy like you would be more
nonchalant about something like this.
990
00:58:34,648 --> 00:58:37,242
- Actually, you're wrong.
I'm very chalant about stuff like this.
991
00:58:37,385 --> 00:58:39,876
Super fucking chalant. Let's go.
992
00:58:41,722 --> 00:58:44,214
- You're not afraid of
Big Mitch there, hmm?
993
00:58:44,726 --> 00:58:47,160
- Absolutely not, okay?
994
00:58:47,295 --> 00:58:51,026
But it still doesn't make it swell
for me to be drinking at a biker bar
995
00:58:51,166 --> 00:58:52,633
with your boyfriend, okay?
- Ex-boyfriend.
996
00:58:52,768 --> 00:58:54,292
We broke up.
997
00:58:54,436 --> 00:58:56,097
- When?
- Last night.
998
00:58:57,906 --> 00:58:59,237
- Last night?
999
00:58:59,908 --> 00:59:03,605
Okay. You're fishing for jealousy
and you're trying to use me as bait.
1000
00:59:03,745 --> 00:59:05,111
- Tell you what,
1001
00:59:05,248 --> 00:59:06,909
I can use you...
1002
00:59:09,419 --> 00:59:11,080
...and you can use me...
1003
00:59:21,531 --> 00:59:23,556
...anyway you like.
1004
00:59:24,434 --> 00:59:25,799
Deal?
- Deal.
1005
00:59:27,438 --> 00:59:29,429
You just crossed a very fine line.
1006
00:59:30,274 --> 00:59:31,605
Here we go.
1007
00:59:32,276 --> 00:59:35,143
- Perhaps, uh...
perhaps you should go home, huh?
1008
00:59:35,279 --> 00:59:36,439
- Ahem.
1009
00:59:40,117 --> 00:59:42,483
How you doin'? Um... I'm Cal White.
1010
00:59:42,619 --> 00:59:45,486
I take it you're Big Mitch--
- Listen, pal, can I just tell you that--
1011
00:59:45,622 --> 00:59:48,648
- Whoa, whoa. I... just...
Can I say what I was gonna say? Please?
1012
00:59:48,793 --> 00:59:50,624
Now, listen, uh, Miranda there
1013
00:59:50,762 --> 00:59:54,323
is obviously a grownup
who can make her own decisions, right?
1014
00:59:54,466 --> 00:59:58,368
And, uh, today she's decided
to spend the afternoon with me, okay?
1015
00:59:58,503 --> 01:00:03,463
So I think that you should also be a grownup
and, uh, respect her decision.
1016
01:00:03,975 --> 01:00:05,806
Whaddya say, Big Mitch?
1017
01:00:07,479 --> 01:00:09,174
- Well, I say, uh...
Cal White?
1018
01:00:09,314 --> 01:00:10,474
- Mm.
1019
01:00:11,484 --> 01:00:12,974
- Meet Big Mitch.
1020
01:00:21,060 --> 01:00:22,049
- Oh...
1021
01:00:40,380 --> 01:00:42,041
You're Big Mitch?
- Yeah.
1022
01:00:42,182 --> 01:00:44,207
- That's Big Mitch! I'm Cal White.
1023
01:00:44,351 --> 01:00:46,182
Uh, that's Miranda, who you've,
1024
01:00:46,319 --> 01:00:48,344
um--
- I just heard the speech, fella.
1025
01:00:48,488 --> 01:00:50,456
- Okay. I like... This is...
Is this your place?
1026
01:00:50,590 --> 01:00:53,184
'Cause I was ask... It's a great...
- You're not going, are ya?
1027
01:00:53,326 --> 01:00:54,816
- I was gonna leave.
- No, you're not.
1028
01:00:54,961 --> 01:00:57,487
- I wish you'd let go of my hand.
- Have a seat.
1029
01:00:57,632 --> 01:00:58,690
- Okay.
1030
01:01:00,034 --> 01:01:03,731
- Now, Cal, the way I see it,
Miranda and I...
1031
01:01:03,871 --> 01:01:05,771
are havin' a tiny little lover's quarrel.
1032
01:01:05,907 --> 01:01:08,705
And the way you see it,
is she's movin' on to you.
1033
01:01:09,210 --> 01:01:11,405
Now, I call that a difference of opinion.
1034
01:01:11,546 --> 01:01:15,380
And do you know how we solve differences
of opinion here at Satan's Finest?
1035
01:01:16,217 --> 01:01:18,652
- Reasonable discourse?
1036
01:01:18,787 --> 01:01:21,051
- Wheel of Misfortune.
- The Wheel of Misfortune.
1037
01:01:21,390 --> 01:01:23,449
- What's a Wheel of Misfortune?
- Ho, ho, ho!
1038
01:01:30,265 --> 01:01:32,062
- If you're doin' this to impress me, Mitch,
1039
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,259
it's not working.
- Rules is rules, baby.
1040
01:01:34,403 --> 01:01:37,668
- You don't own me.
I can see anyone I want to.
1041
01:01:37,806 --> 01:01:40,275
- You'll see Cal again here. At his funeral.
1042
01:01:40,410 --> 01:01:43,072
Spin it.
1043
01:02:04,201 --> 01:02:06,761
- Uh, wh-what's a Stick and Nail Fight?
1044
01:02:08,105 --> 01:02:09,970
- It's a fight with sticks and nails.
1045
01:02:10,107 --> 01:02:11,768
- I can't do this again. I'm out.
1046
01:02:12,610 --> 01:02:14,601
- Ivan, see her home.
1047
01:02:16,113 --> 01:02:17,603
- I'll go, too.
- No, no, no.
1048
01:02:19,116 --> 01:02:21,448
- Can I please just use the bathroom?
1049
01:02:22,453 --> 01:02:23,944
- Outside in five.
1050
01:02:28,627 --> 01:02:30,026
- 'Course there's no windows.
1051
01:02:30,629 --> 01:02:32,119
Gonna fuckin' die.
1052
01:02:33,131 --> 01:02:34,621
Okay, I'm gonna die.
1053
01:02:35,634 --> 01:02:37,124
You're gonna die.
1054
01:02:48,314 --> 01:02:51,249
- Why are you darkenin' my door, Nuts?
- Call it a down payment.
1055
01:02:51,817 --> 01:02:54,513
I'm not fightin'. Juicy ain't, either.
1056
01:02:54,654 --> 01:02:56,554
- Oh, Jesus!
1057
01:02:56,689 --> 01:02:58,020
A silver bar!
- Yeah.
1058
01:02:58,157 --> 01:03:00,648
- Argh, mate! What are you, a pirate?
1059
01:03:00,993 --> 01:03:03,723
You gonna sweeten the deal?
Throw in a few doubloons?
1060
01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:07,196
- I'll get the rest for you later.
- Well, I'm no pawn broker.
1061
01:03:07,333 --> 01:03:09,894
It goes on tonight.
- Okay, what if it doesn't?
1062
01:03:10,037 --> 01:03:14,337
What are you gonna do? Kill me?
I mean, 'cause I gotta tell you, Fitz,
1063
01:03:14,474 --> 01:03:17,136
that is a very... very ineffective threat
these days.
1064
01:03:17,277 --> 01:03:19,837
- If it were only up to me, Nuts, boy.
1065
01:03:20,514 --> 01:03:22,744
But... I'm afraid...
1066
01:03:22,883 --> 01:03:25,147
we're gonna have to talk
to the management
1067
01:03:25,285 --> 01:03:27,583
about all this.
- Oh, no, no, no! No!
1068
01:03:29,222 --> 01:03:30,884
Whoa, whoa! Ah! Ah!
1069
01:03:31,259 --> 01:03:34,092
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
- It's the management, boy!
1070
01:03:34,228 --> 01:03:36,992
It's the management!
Now we're negotiating, aren't we?
1071
01:03:37,131 --> 01:03:38,860
Ah!
- No, stop!!! Stop!!!
1072
01:03:40,034 --> 01:03:41,331
- You know the deal.
1073
01:03:41,469 --> 01:03:43,937
Now, maybe you don't
care about yourself,
1074
01:03:44,072 --> 01:03:46,563
but you care about
your baby brother.
1075
01:03:46,874 --> 01:03:48,774
One of you can get
hurt in the ring,
1076
01:03:48,910 --> 01:03:51,538
or both of yous can
get hurt in the street.
1077
01:03:52,046 --> 01:03:54,015
Choose wisely.
1078
01:03:56,719 --> 01:03:58,050
- He'll fight.
1079
01:04:00,055 --> 01:04:01,215
- Good.
1080
01:04:02,224 --> 01:04:03,885
Make sure it looks good.
1081
01:04:10,799 --> 01:04:12,391
- I'm gonna fucking die.
1082
01:04:16,172 --> 01:04:18,766
- "Boys, you three are gonna die."
1083
01:04:21,411 --> 01:04:23,538
- I'm actually gonna die.
1084
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:25,079
Woo!
1085
01:04:25,415 --> 01:04:27,906
Okay. Okay, let's go.
1086
01:04:28,752 --> 01:04:29,912
Let's go.
1087
01:04:47,438 --> 01:04:49,429
This is it, obviously!
- Yep.
1088
01:04:53,711 --> 01:04:55,702
- Where's Miranda?
- I sent her home.
1089
01:04:55,846 --> 01:04:58,280
I didn't want have her see me kill you.
1090
01:04:58,616 --> 01:05:00,983
- What if I win?
- If you win,
1091
01:05:01,119 --> 01:05:03,110
you go and be with Miranda.
1092
01:05:03,255 --> 01:05:04,984
On my word of honour.
1093
01:05:05,791 --> 01:05:08,316
But I don't think either of us thinks
that's very likely.
1094
01:05:08,460 --> 01:05:09,449
- Okay.
1095
01:05:12,464 --> 01:05:13,954
You're sort of far away.
1096
01:05:14,099 --> 01:05:16,465
I mean, do I just... just whenever?
1097
01:05:17,135 --> 01:05:18,762
- You're really over-thinking this.
1098
01:05:22,642 --> 01:05:23,802
- Alright.
1099
01:05:24,310 --> 01:05:26,642
Alright, come on, baby.
You can do this thing.
1100
01:05:28,314 --> 01:05:30,339
I'm coming! Ah!
1101
01:05:30,483 --> 01:05:32,212
- Ah!
1102
01:05:36,088 --> 01:05:37,385
- Ah! Ah!
1103
01:05:40,026 --> 01:05:42,017
Ah! Ah!
1104
01:05:43,063 --> 01:05:44,052
- Ahhhh!!!
1105
01:05:49,503 --> 01:05:50,868
- Young man...
1106
01:05:51,004 --> 01:05:53,063
I'm gonna make the
Jihad on your skull.
1107
01:06:00,781 --> 01:06:01,839
Ah!
1108
01:06:03,684 --> 01:06:05,175
- Huh? Huh?
1109
01:06:36,051 --> 01:06:37,245
Fuck it.
1110
01:06:44,393 --> 01:06:45,724
Hey, Mitch?
1111
01:06:48,063 --> 01:06:49,793
- Oh...
- What do I do now?
1112
01:06:49,933 --> 01:06:52,493
You want me to take you to the hospital,
or... or what?
1113
01:06:53,069 --> 01:06:55,333
- I didn't think you had it in you, dude.
1114
01:06:58,074 --> 01:06:59,735
Big Mitch is a man of his word.
1115
01:07:00,911 --> 01:07:02,242
So you go on.
1116
01:07:02,746 --> 01:07:04,236
You go to Miranda.
1117
01:07:06,082 --> 01:07:07,572
But you're takin' me with ya.
1118
01:07:08,418 --> 01:07:10,443
- What are you doing?
- I'm keeping my word.
1119
01:07:10,587 --> 01:07:13,216
- Okay, it's a really cute joke,
but will you get the key?
1120
01:07:13,357 --> 01:07:15,325
- I don't have a key to this one.
- C'mon, man!
1121
01:07:15,459 --> 01:07:18,087
- And I certainly don't have the key
to this one.
1122
01:07:22,166 --> 01:07:23,599
- Come on!
1123
01:07:52,631 --> 01:07:54,690
- I wanna do it, too!
1124
01:07:54,833 --> 01:07:57,530
- I said no!
- You never let me do anything!
1125
01:07:57,670 --> 01:07:59,467
- This is really dangerous, Todd, okay?
1126
01:07:59,605 --> 01:08:02,904
If I ever catch you doing something
this dangerous and stupid,
1127
01:08:03,042 --> 01:08:05,840
I will sell your testicles
to Chinese organ thieves.
1128
01:08:09,248 --> 01:08:11,910
- Stupid Jacob! Stupid blouse!
1129
01:08:22,663 --> 01:08:23,823
- Sassy.
1130
01:08:52,060 --> 01:08:53,527
- Oh, my God!
1131
01:08:59,300 --> 01:09:00,961
- How much longer
1132
01:09:01,102 --> 01:09:03,435
are we supposed to stay here?!
I mean, c'mon, man!
1133
01:09:03,572 --> 01:09:05,972
What about your word of honour?
- I'm keeping my word.
1134
01:09:06,108 --> 01:09:08,235
- Keeping? No, no!
This isn't keeping your word.
1135
01:09:08,377 --> 01:09:11,107
- Sure it is.
This is what they call passive resistance.
1136
01:09:14,717 --> 01:09:16,184
- Are you insane?
1137
01:09:16,318 --> 01:09:18,309
Seriously, what if a train comes?!
1138
01:09:18,454 --> 01:09:20,854
And what are we gonna do?
Sit here like assholes,
1139
01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:22,582
cuffed to the tracks all day?!
1140
01:09:22,725 --> 01:09:24,717
- I really didn't think
that far ahead.
1141
01:09:31,001 --> 01:09:33,469
Man, I really didn't think that far ahead.
- Oh, my God.
1142
01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:42,641
This isn't doing shit!
- Here, use my machete!
1143
01:09:42,779 --> 01:09:44,906
- Who the fuck carries a machete?
1144
01:09:45,282 --> 01:09:47,410
Jesus!
1145
01:09:53,991 --> 01:09:55,686
It's not working!
1146
01:09:55,827 --> 01:09:57,988
It's doing shit!
- Stop, stop. You're dulling the blade.
1147
01:09:58,129 --> 01:09:59,687
- So fucking what?!
- We need the blade sharp!
1148
01:09:59,831 --> 01:10:01,696
- Why do we need the blade sharp?
1149
01:10:01,833 --> 01:10:04,802
Why do we need the blade sharp?
- 'Cause you're gonna hack off my limb!
1150
01:10:04,936 --> 01:10:06,403
- I'm not hacking off your limb.
- Don't hack my limb,
1151
01:10:06,537 --> 01:10:08,004
I'll keep your fucking ass
on the track with me!
1152
01:10:08,139 --> 01:10:10,665
- I can't chop off your hand.
1153
01:10:10,809 --> 01:10:13,039
I can chop off your hand! Okay.
1154
01:10:13,178 --> 01:10:14,668
You alright?
- Go, man!
1155
01:10:14,813 --> 01:10:17,145
- I just wanna check in with you!
- Just hack the fucking limb!
1156
01:10:17,282 --> 01:10:19,910
- On the count of three!
- You fucking crazy?
1157
01:10:20,052 --> 01:10:20,984
It's gonna hurt more if I'm expecting it!
1158
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:23,953
- Oh, I apologize if my hand-cutting
etiquette is a little off!
1159
01:10:24,089 --> 01:10:26,216
- Just do it when I'm not expecting it!
- On two, then!
1160
01:10:26,358 --> 01:10:28,724
- Just hack the fucking--
- Okay!
1161
01:10:28,861 --> 01:10:30,021
Ahhhh!!!
1162
01:10:30,162 --> 01:10:31,460
- Ahhhh!!!
1163
01:10:47,814 --> 01:10:49,645
- Hey, Mitch...
1164
01:10:50,150 --> 01:10:52,482
Stay awake.
We're almost at the hospital.
1165
01:10:53,154 --> 01:10:56,681
- Hey... what's with your car, man?
- It's a rental, okay?
1166
01:10:56,824 --> 01:10:59,520
Can we just not talk anymore
until we get to the hospital?
1167
01:10:59,660 --> 01:11:01,992
How 'bout that?
- I didn't think you had it in you, sport.
1168
01:11:02,129 --> 01:11:04,689
- Did I just... Did you not hear
what I just said, or what?
1169
01:11:05,499 --> 01:11:07,057
- Change the station, Mom.
1170
01:11:22,384 --> 01:11:23,681
- Let's go.
1171
01:11:24,686 --> 01:11:25,846
It's time.
1172
01:11:26,188 --> 01:11:28,520
Oh, really?
Thousand Island dressing?
1173
01:11:29,524 --> 01:11:30,889
What...?
1174
01:11:31,026 --> 01:11:33,551
Oh, what the fuck is that?
1175
01:11:33,695 --> 01:11:37,153
It looks like you got fucking shingles!
- Maybe I woulda got a better dressing
1176
01:11:37,300 --> 01:11:40,565
if you were there for me.
- Ah, you look like a fuckin' leper!
1177
01:11:40,703 --> 01:11:42,034
- Where were you?
- It doesn't matter, okay?
1178
01:11:42,171 --> 01:11:44,162
Just wipe that shit off.
We gotta weigh you in.
1179
01:11:44,307 --> 01:11:46,366
Maybe we'll pick up some Crisco.
1180
01:12:06,230 --> 01:12:08,357
- There it is.
- I don't even think it's for sale.
1181
01:12:08,498 --> 01:12:10,932
- Oh, it will be.
Remember, do not use our real names.
1182
01:12:11,068 --> 01:12:14,060
- You got it, Smell-vis.
- General Mayhem, let's roll.
1183
01:12:28,987 --> 01:12:31,421
Look, you can't tell anybody about this,
alright?
1184
01:12:31,756 --> 01:12:34,953
And if you ever think about doing
something as stupid as this, I swear,
1185
01:12:35,093 --> 01:12:36,583
I'm gonna... I will...
1186
01:12:38,263 --> 01:12:40,595
I'm not a very good role model, am I?
1187
01:12:45,437 --> 01:12:46,961
Alright, so the door's open.
1188
01:12:47,106 --> 01:12:49,074
Someone's home.
And I can't let them see the barrel.
1189
01:12:49,208 --> 01:12:51,642
So what do you say
if they ask you where I am?
1190
01:12:51,777 --> 01:12:53,608
- "What's a Jacob?"
- Perfect.
1191
01:13:09,329 --> 01:13:11,456
- Hey, Toddy.
1192
01:13:20,473 --> 01:13:23,033
- Keep your fucking thumb out.
- The second that bell rings,
1193
01:13:23,176 --> 01:13:25,371
I'm coming out with the one-four-three.
Then jab--
1194
01:13:25,512 --> 01:13:28,311
- Or, or, or...
just fucking work the outside.
1195
01:13:28,983 --> 01:13:31,178
- What?
- Yeah, you wear him down. You run.
1196
01:13:31,319 --> 01:13:33,310
Stick and jab, keep to the outside.
1197
01:13:33,454 --> 01:13:36,389
Y'know, tire him out a bit.
- No. I'm goin' for the early KO.
1198
01:13:36,524 --> 01:13:38,185
- That's...
1199
01:13:38,326 --> 01:13:40,226
certainly a possibility.
1200
01:13:40,361 --> 01:13:42,329
- Fuck, am I greasy!
1201
01:13:43,497 --> 01:13:44,862
Hey.
- Hmm?
1202
01:13:44,999 --> 01:13:47,058
- You brought your mitts?
- What?
1203
01:13:47,201 --> 01:13:48,964
Yeah. Yeah...
1204
01:13:49,103 --> 01:13:51,163
I... I slid by Pal's to...
1205
01:13:55,243 --> 01:13:56,676
- Really?
- Yeah.
1206
01:13:57,179 --> 01:13:58,771
- You're giving me your mitts?
- Yeah. Don't...
1207
01:13:58,914 --> 01:14:00,575
don't make a big deal of it.
1208
01:14:00,716 --> 01:14:03,310
- Nuts, I don't know what to say.
- Ahem. Don't say anything.
1209
01:14:03,452 --> 01:14:05,010
- I'm fuckin' touched... Nuts.
1210
01:14:08,023 --> 01:14:10,014
Nuts, you're the best
brother in the world.
1211
01:14:15,531 --> 01:14:17,829
- Why'd you have to say that?!
- What the fuck, Nuts?
1212
01:14:17,967 --> 01:14:19,730
- Ah, I...
1213
01:14:19,869 --> 01:14:21,803
I can't do this.
- What?!
1214
01:14:21,938 --> 01:14:23,462
- You're not fighting.
You're not ready for Tank Boy.
1215
01:14:23,606 --> 01:14:25,938
- Oh, I am ready!
You said Tank Boy was scrawny as fuck!
1216
01:14:26,075 --> 01:14:27,474
- Well, he's recently filled out.
1217
01:14:27,710 --> 01:14:30,873
- I'm in prime form!
- Juicy, you're 0-2 against Todd!
1218
01:14:33,049 --> 01:14:34,711
- You're just jealous.
- Ah...
1219
01:14:36,553 --> 01:14:38,817
Just... sit.
1220
01:14:42,393 --> 01:14:43,553
Listen to me.
1221
01:14:44,228 --> 01:14:47,891
I have done a lot of things in my life
that I'm not proud of, okay?
1222
01:14:48,031 --> 01:14:49,931
But recently certain things
have come to light...
1223
01:14:50,067 --> 01:14:51,591
and I'm seeing things different.
1224
01:14:51,735 --> 01:14:55,227
And I'm looking at my baby brother,
who I want to help and protect.
1225
01:14:55,739 --> 01:14:59,403
And I hope to God you don't hate me
for what I did, but...
1226
01:15:00,912 --> 01:15:02,345
...I signed you up for this fight
1227
01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:04,573
knowing you were gonna
get your ass handed to you.
1228
01:15:04,716 --> 01:15:06,081
- Right.
1229
01:15:07,085 --> 01:15:10,111
- What? No, no right! I sold you out!
1230
01:15:10,255 --> 01:15:11,779
For money!
1231
01:15:11,923 --> 01:15:13,618
And not a lot of it!
1232
01:15:15,260 --> 01:15:16,750
Juicy... Iook at me.
1233
01:15:19,598 --> 01:15:21,122
Don't do this.
1234
01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:27,868
- I'm gonna fight and I'm gonna win.
1235
01:15:30,810 --> 01:15:32,801
Hey.
1236
01:15:49,463 --> 01:15:50,862
What the fuck was that?
1237
01:15:50,997 --> 01:15:52,897
- That was Tank Boy.
- What?!
1238
01:16:26,835 --> 01:16:28,325
- Hoo.
1239
01:16:30,839 --> 01:16:33,330
- Todd... where's Cob?
1240
01:16:34,910 --> 01:16:37,071
I'll give you five bucks.
- He's heading over the falls.
1241
01:16:37,212 --> 01:16:38,338
- He...
1242
01:16:42,851 --> 01:16:46,378
"Marry a good one, son...
...like a bull in a vagina shop. "
1243
01:16:46,522 --> 01:16:48,047
She got incarcerated!
1244
01:16:48,191 --> 01:16:50,159
- They died. All of them.
-...doesn't mean she killed anyone!
1245
01:16:50,293 --> 01:16:52,727
- Something has to change in me.
The ring, it was a sign.
1246
01:16:52,862 --> 01:16:54,557
- That's reckless!
That's more like Duke than anything!
1247
01:16:54,697 --> 01:16:57,097
- I gotta stop whoring around
and I need to settle down.
1248
01:16:57,233 --> 01:16:59,394
- That was Chlamydia!
- The fuck am I doing?!
1249
01:16:59,536 --> 01:17:01,026
Okay, just relax.
1250
01:17:03,206 --> 01:17:04,195
Just relax.
1251
01:17:04,507 --> 01:17:06,202
What the fuck am I doing?
1252
01:17:19,723 --> 01:17:21,247
- Is he dead?
- He's fine.
1253
01:17:21,392 --> 01:17:24,361
Well, he lost a hand, but he's alright.
- Oh...
1254
01:17:24,495 --> 01:17:25,894
Just a hand?
- Yeah.
1255
01:17:29,567 --> 01:17:31,559
You wanna do some more sightseeing?
1256
01:17:31,903 --> 01:17:33,530
- What'd you have in mind?
1257
01:17:33,905 --> 01:17:35,236
- C'mon.
1258
01:18:05,438 --> 01:18:06,803
- I'm invincible.
1259
01:18:29,296 --> 01:18:31,628
Hoo. Woo! Ow!
1260
01:18:43,711 --> 01:18:47,670
- Wh-what is going on?
What is going on in that boy's head?! Why?!
1261
01:18:47,815 --> 01:18:50,340
- It's on his list.
- What list?
1262
01:18:56,124 --> 01:18:57,523
What pills?!
1263
01:18:57,659 --> 01:19:00,857
- The pills, y'know,
that they all took for money.
1264
01:19:02,665 --> 01:19:04,633
That's his car!
- Pull over!
1265
01:19:08,604 --> 01:19:10,834
- Jacob!
- Jacob!
1266
01:19:11,674 --> 01:19:14,108
Jacob! Jacob!
1267
01:19:14,243 --> 01:19:16,438
- I see the barrel!
- Where?!
1268
01:19:16,578 --> 01:19:18,705
Jacob!
Stop!!!
1269
01:19:19,682 --> 01:19:22,151
- Mom?
1270
01:19:22,285 --> 01:19:24,617
- Stop, honey, you're not gonna die!
- What?
1271
01:19:24,754 --> 01:19:27,814
- Oh, honey, you're not gonna die!
Get outta there!
1272
01:19:27,957 --> 01:19:31,358
Please open the lid, sweetheart.
1273
01:19:31,494 --> 01:19:33,155
Can you hear me?
- Okay, it's stuck.
1274
01:19:33,296 --> 01:19:35,491
- Toddy, get me a rock.
Do you understand me?!
1275
01:19:35,632 --> 01:19:37,065
You're not gonna die!
1276
01:19:38,301 --> 01:19:41,532
Honey, those pills?
That was Duke's stupid idea!
1277
01:19:43,907 --> 01:19:46,468
When you boys came home
with those pills,
1278
01:19:46,610 --> 01:19:49,841
I sure as hell wasn't gonna let my kids
be guinea pigs!
1279
01:19:49,980 --> 01:19:52,608
So I filled them with Tic Tacs!
- Tic Tacs?!
1280
01:19:52,750 --> 01:19:54,217
- Tic Tacs!
1281
01:19:55,986 --> 01:19:59,251
I mean, what mother lets her kids
test drugs for money?!
1282
01:19:59,390 --> 01:20:01,085
- I'm gonna live.
- Ah!
1283
01:20:01,625 --> 01:20:03,388
- Oh, my God.
1284
01:20:03,527 --> 01:20:05,290
I'm gonna live!!!
1285
01:20:05,429 --> 01:20:07,921
No! No! No!
- Jacob!!!
1286
01:20:08,066 --> 01:20:10,330
- I'm gonna die!
1287
01:20:10,469 --> 01:20:11,959
- Ah! Jake!
1288
01:20:14,072 --> 01:20:16,632
- Jesus. No, Nuts, will you...
Stop. Come on.
1289
01:20:16,775 --> 01:20:18,436
You're gonna get killed.
- Sooner or later.
1290
01:20:18,577 --> 01:20:20,408
- Not... today. Okay?
1291
01:20:21,079 --> 01:20:24,276
We'll... I dunno, we'll figure something out.
- Nah. Nah.
1292
01:20:24,416 --> 01:20:27,442
For the first time in my life,
I'm doing something that ain't all about me.
1293
01:20:27,586 --> 01:20:31,250
If that means taking a hook to my head
and making my short life even shorter...
1294
01:20:32,759 --> 01:20:34,249
...so fucking be it.
1295
01:21:11,098 --> 01:21:13,897
- Ref! Ref! Keep your eyes open, eh?
1296
01:21:22,710 --> 01:21:24,541
- Fuck him right up, Nuts!
1297
01:21:34,155 --> 01:21:35,987
- I just wish I had some sort of sign.
1298
01:21:37,159 --> 01:21:39,320
Y'know, maybe I have a serious problem.
1299
01:21:39,662 --> 01:21:41,152
Or maybe I am reckless.
1300
01:21:41,997 --> 01:21:43,658
Miranda, she's a...
1301
01:21:44,066 --> 01:21:45,624
She's a meat grinder.
1302
01:21:45,768 --> 01:21:47,429
Oh, really?
- There's gonna be a limb
1303
01:21:47,570 --> 01:21:49,902
getting hacked each and every week
with that one.
1304
01:21:53,676 --> 01:21:55,439
Maybe... maybe nothing matters anymore,
y'know?
1305
01:21:55,578 --> 01:21:58,343
I should just nut up and do this thing.
1306
01:21:58,849 --> 01:22:00,407
What do you think, bud?
1307
01:22:03,687 --> 01:22:05,177
You're probably right.
1308
01:22:05,889 --> 01:22:07,186
- Thanks.
1309
01:22:10,193 --> 01:22:12,491
Y'know, I was just chatting
with that guy over there
1310
01:22:12,629 --> 01:22:16,998
and, bam, it occurs to me
that those Maid of the Mist boats down there
1311
01:22:17,133 --> 01:22:20,103
would be pretty ideal
to mule drugs across the border.
1312
01:22:20,238 --> 01:22:22,365
So I was thinking...
Wait.
1313
01:22:23,207 --> 01:22:24,868
How well can you swim?
1314
01:22:26,711 --> 01:22:27,871
- Uh...
1315
01:22:28,212 --> 01:22:29,406
I, uh....
1316
01:22:29,547 --> 01:22:32,744
I woke up this morning, uh, with a plan,
y'know.
1317
01:22:32,884 --> 01:22:36,183
I was, uh, I was gonna to ask you
a really big question.
1318
01:22:37,622 --> 01:22:40,113
Well, then I'm not so sure... now.
1319
01:22:40,725 --> 01:22:41,750
Uh...
1320
01:22:41,894 --> 01:22:45,022
I-I-I'm just....
I'm looking for a sign, is all.
1321
01:22:57,175 --> 01:22:58,836
- Well, don't wait forever.
1322
01:22:59,244 --> 01:23:00,768
Life's short.
- Ha!
1323
01:23:00,913 --> 01:23:02,471
Yeah, that's very true.
1324
01:23:11,291 --> 01:23:12,451
- Help!!!
1325
01:23:13,259 --> 01:23:14,954
- That's very true. Okay.
1326
01:23:15,094 --> 01:23:16,925
Uh... fuck it.
1327
01:23:17,430 --> 01:23:18,590
Here goes.
1328
01:23:23,303 --> 01:23:24,361
Miranda...
1329
01:23:31,445 --> 01:23:32,605
- C'mon...
1330
01:23:36,817 --> 01:23:39,183
- C'mon! C'mon!
1331
01:23:40,621 --> 01:23:42,111
- Will you...
1332
01:23:43,891 --> 01:23:45,222
- Oh, my God.
1333
01:23:55,971 --> 01:23:58,804
Today is the 14th day
since the end of my life.
1334
01:24:02,978 --> 01:24:04,969
Now, I don't believe in miracles.
1335
01:24:05,647 --> 01:24:07,137
I believe in odds.
1336
01:24:08,817 --> 01:24:10,649
And if you forced my bet...
1337
01:24:11,487 --> 01:24:13,819
...I'd wager I'm straight-up dead.
1338
01:24:15,324 --> 01:24:19,488
And that this is one of those "life flashes
before your eyes" moments.
1339
01:24:20,162 --> 01:24:22,392
Like a dream you swear lasted months,
1340
01:24:22,531 --> 01:24:25,830
even though you knew
you just slept for an hour.
1341
01:24:26,335 --> 01:24:29,793
Or maybe a clever trick
your brain plays on your body
1342
01:24:29,939 --> 01:24:32,500
to ease that painful,
permanent fade to black...
1343
01:24:33,343 --> 01:24:35,208
... wrapping your head in warm thoughts
1344
01:24:35,345 --> 01:24:38,542
so you don't feel
the cold, hard hand of death.
1345
01:24:38,682 --> 01:24:40,172
But I saw things.
1346
01:24:41,251 --> 01:24:43,276
I saw my resurrection.
1347
01:24:44,855 --> 01:24:46,345
And this is what I saw.
1348
01:24:48,358 --> 01:24:50,588
I saw a slip of the noose
1349
01:24:50,727 --> 01:24:52,695
and it's off like a torpedo.
1350
01:24:52,829 --> 01:24:55,856
And when that giant man-pedo
decides to surface...
1351
01:24:56,868 --> 01:24:59,029
... well, I saw a sight to behold.
1352
01:24:59,871 --> 01:25:02,203
I saw my boy one last time.
1353
01:25:02,340 --> 01:25:05,173
- I'm looking for a sign.
- My reckless son.
1354
01:25:05,309 --> 01:25:07,777
And I knew...
- Miranda...
1355
01:25:08,746 --> 01:25:09,906
-...for once in my life...
1356
01:25:10,381 --> 01:25:11,939
- Will you...?
1357
01:25:14,285 --> 01:25:16,447
...I was there for him.
1358
01:25:30,235 --> 01:25:31,725
That was a sign!
1359
01:25:33,238 --> 01:25:34,728
I gotta go.
1360
01:25:39,579 --> 01:25:41,240
Then I saw my eldest.
1361
01:25:41,915 --> 01:25:45,510
And I was flooded by thoughts
of all the wrong I did to him.
1362
01:25:47,654 --> 01:25:50,953
Now, a dead body
floating in the water
1363
01:25:51,091 --> 01:25:53,787
miles away
can't possibly save my wayward son.
1364
01:25:53,927 --> 01:25:56,623
But if a concerned tourist
happened to call 911...
1365
01:25:57,997 --> 01:26:02,059
...and if the ambulance sent
to fish a bloated corpse out of the water
1366
01:26:02,203 --> 01:26:05,468
happened to skid off the road
and into a hydro pole...
1367
01:26:06,273 --> 01:26:09,333
...well, then my wayward son
suddenly stands a fighting chance.
1368
01:26:16,784 --> 01:26:18,649
I saw my boy...
1369
01:26:18,786 --> 01:26:21,482
and a weight came
off my heavy heart.
1370
01:26:22,623 --> 01:26:24,114
Like I could float.
1371
01:26:25,460 --> 01:26:27,257
Like the impossible
was made possible.
1372
01:26:31,133 --> 01:26:34,000
And just when I thought
I could feel no more joy,
1373
01:26:34,136 --> 01:26:35,626
I saw something else.
1374
01:26:36,471 --> 01:26:38,132
My other boy.
1375
01:26:38,273 --> 01:26:39,797
The one I never understood.
1376
01:26:43,645 --> 01:26:46,809
The odds in surviving the falls
are a million to one.
1377
01:26:47,483 --> 01:26:49,644
And I saw those odds beat.
1378
01:26:51,487 --> 01:26:55,150
I saw a twist of fate
that can only be called a miracle.
1379
01:27:00,163 --> 01:27:01,858
I saw that noose...
1380
01:27:01,998 --> 01:27:03,488
catch that barrel...
1381
01:27:06,502 --> 01:27:09,995
...and I knew that the odds
just didn't matter anymore.
1382
01:27:12,509 --> 01:27:14,841
It's something more
than impossible.
1383
01:27:18,015 --> 01:27:20,006
More than the odds can allow.
1384
01:27:25,522 --> 01:27:27,012
And then I saw the future.
1385
01:27:34,532 --> 01:27:36,193
And it was cloudier still.
1386
01:27:40,205 --> 01:27:41,695
But I know what I saw.
1387
01:27:46,044 --> 01:27:48,877
And I was basking in a light
I didn't deserve.
1388
01:27:52,885 --> 01:27:54,546
For I saw a miracle.
1389
01:27:59,225 --> 01:28:02,217
It was so close,
it was like I was there.
1390
01:28:06,232 --> 01:28:07,893
Like I was part of it.
1391
01:28:12,905 --> 01:28:14,897
Like I could almost touch it.
1392
01:28:20,580 --> 01:28:22,571
I saw the lives of my boys.
1393
01:28:27,087 --> 01:28:28,577
My family.
1394
01:28:34,427 --> 01:28:38,091
Fate erasing the stain
of all my misdeeds.
1395
01:28:42,770 --> 01:28:45,432
And I knew everything
was going to be okay.
1396
01:28:50,278 --> 01:28:52,439
For I had a reversal of fortune.
1397
01:28:56,951 --> 01:28:58,442
A resurrection.
1398
01:29:02,457 --> 01:29:04,288
A bona-fide miracle.
1399
01:29:10,632 --> 01:29:13,965
And I was so happy,
I knew I must be dead.
1400
01:29:14,870 --> 01:29:17,634
# Oh yeah there
1401
01:29:18,640 --> 01:29:20,336
# Oh there
1402
01:29:20,476 --> 01:29:23,001
# There goes your corpse again
1403
01:29:23,146 --> 01:29:24,636
# Oh yeah
1404
01:29:24,814 --> 01:29:28,511
# Talking with your new girlfriend
Oh yeah
1405
01:29:28,651 --> 01:29:31,142
# What you think that he said
1406
01:29:31,487 --> 01:29:33,682
# You're better off dead
1407
01:29:33,823 --> 01:29:36,348
# Oh yeah there
1408
01:29:36,492 --> 01:29:38,187
# Oh yeah
1409
01:29:38,328 --> 01:29:41,195
# There goes your skull and bones
1410
01:29:41,331 --> 01:29:42,697
# Oh yeah
1411
01:29:42,833 --> 01:29:46,360
# Talking through a broke telephone
Oh yeah
1412
01:29:46,503 --> 01:29:49,495
# Will he play as they fall
1413
01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:51,665
# Through the bathroom wall
1414
01:29:53,844 --> 01:29:57,336
# And I've never let you down
1415
01:29:57,881 --> 01:29:59,348
# Oh yeah
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