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Being with an Asian man
is really different
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to being with a white man.
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It's just something
you'll never really understand.
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I could date an Asian man
if I wanted to!
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No, you couldn't.
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It's not my fault you're not
in touch with your inner Asian.
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Are you serious about
decolonising this, and this?
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(BREATHES HEAVILY)
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Here comes the Asian invasion.
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I can't, I can't, I can't!
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MAN: She's seeing someone,
I know it.
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Frankly, Jack needs to move on.
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Good news, boofhead. Your mum's
not seeing anyone after all.
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Ah.
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(KEYBOARD KEYS TAP)
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You're mine now.
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You sure about that?
I'm not giving up that easy.
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
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Oh, shit!
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
WOMAN: Jane?
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Sorry, Mum, doing... homework.
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I got you now.
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Crap, got to go.
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(PHONE BEEPS)
(COMPUTER BEEPS) Game over.
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Why are you being weird?
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You got a letter...
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..from Korea.
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It's from your birth father.
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Ow, ooh.
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Are you still sore from yoga?
Yeah.
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Wait, you went to yoga?
Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, and check this out,
Janey.
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Oh.
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Your mum always wanted me to be
more adventurous with my fashion.
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Ah...
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Don't yuck Jack's yum.
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You could afford to be
a bit more adventurous.
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Dad, you know with Mum,
it's not really about, you know,
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hipster shirts and yoga, right?
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Yeah, that's why I rang her
yesterday
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and we had this brilliant chat,
you know,
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all about feelings and everything.
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Really?
Look at you, Jack.
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Tackling your emotional baggage
head on.
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Just trying to move with the times.
Oh, oh, oh!
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I think I got something.
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Ugh!
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(GASPS)
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(MEN LAUGH)
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Bloody cheap Chinese crap.
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Janey never really
got the hang of casting.
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No, I can do it!
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Whoa! So tense.
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Maybe you need yoga
more than your dad does.
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She's not into
that kind of stuff, eh, love?
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No, what's that... what's that
supposed to mean?
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Look, I could... I could go to yoga
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and wear fancy shit and talk about
feelings, and...
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Oh, damn! I just realised that,
that I double booked and I'm
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actually supposed to be on a date
right now,
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yeah, talking feelings with him.
Are you leaving?
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Oh, shit, I think I got something!
Have fun camping.
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Yeah, yeah. See you, sweetie.
See yo tomorrow.
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Breathe, don't panic.
Face your fears.
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What if he's big, though?
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Yeah, it's alright.
Not bigger than you.
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That's true, I'm bigger than him.
You're bigger than the fish.
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(PHONE BEEPS)
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(PHONE RINGS)
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(PHONE BUZZES)
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(RINGING CONTINUES)
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(PHONE CHIMES)
MAN: What do you want, Jane?
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Oh, hi!
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You answered.
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I thought we should talk
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about our... our feelings
and everything.
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The other day I was, uh,
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confused and there was a lot of stuff
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going on in my head
and I freaked out.
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I really want to try again.
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So, what do you think?
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I think you're not ready.
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(PHONE BEEPS)
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Hello?
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Damn! Uh!
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You're not ready...
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(ECHO) ..ready... ready.
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Sorry! Sorry.
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(SHRIEKS)
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Ugh!
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I can't, I can't, I can't!
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"Get ready"?
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(PANTS)
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Come on, mate.
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(GRUNTS)
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(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
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(GRUNTS, PANTS)
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Don't worry, I got this.
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I got this.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Hi!
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Timmy... let's get ready.
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(GASPS)
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Oh.
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♪ She'll be living large
hoodie in church
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♪ She got that leopard print on
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♪ Leopard print on
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♪ She got that tiger blood
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♪ Feline on the hunt
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♪ High tops in temples
Go, Chita, go!
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♪ Lotus from the mud
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♪ Coming for your love
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♪ High tops in temples
Go, Chita, go!
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♪ She got that bounce, bounce,
bounce, bounce
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♪ Baby got bounce... ♪
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Oh, come on. No, right.
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Oh.
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Right.
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Of course Jezza likes you.
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He's basically your boyfriend.
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Oh, shut up!
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He's not my boyfriend, Edi.
And I don't know,
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whenever I'm with him
and his friends,
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he kind of ignores me.
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Some guys are just like that.
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Davo isn't like that with you.
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Davo is a little perv.
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Seriously.
Jezza invited you to dinner.
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Maybe he's gonna ask you
to be his GF for real!
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Guess you'll find out tonight.
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OK, see ya.
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I can't believe you never
saw this movie, Jack.
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It's very progressive.
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It marks a new era
in Australian cinema.
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Drag queens in the desert.
Who would have thought?
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Is that a ping-pong?
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Oh, this bit makes me nervous.
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You wouldn't believe the number of
people coming into Emergency
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with things stuck up their...
Hey, hey, put a sock in it!
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Ooh!
Ooh! Very accurate.
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You know who she looks like?
Who?
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Becky from the Dragon Empress.
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Yeah. Sweet-and-sour pork
with a side of ping-pong.
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(POPPING NOISE)
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(LAUGHTER)
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I'm coming, Timmy.
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Just one more.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Oh! Thank God!
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Edi! Kong!
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Hi!
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What are you two doing here?
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We've come to pick up my armchair.
Remember? I texted you.
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Yes, of course I remember. Come in.
Come in, come on.
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Did you have a Gotcha Day party?
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Oh, it was just me and a friend.
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What's Gotcha Day?
It's an adopted thing.
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'Cause they don't know
Jane's actual birthday,
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they celebrate it on the day
they got her. Isn't that cute?
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Oh! Have a shot.
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Yes, yes, celebrate with me.
No, we can't stay.
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We're going to play pickle ball.
Oh. Cool.
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Saturday's date-day. Mwah!
Mwah!
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Come on. Just one drink. Just one.
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OK, that's not true.
The boys loved you, Jane.
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Um, no, they didn't.
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What about Jezza?
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Edi, she was the popular one.
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All the boys were, like, obsessed
with her.
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I'm not surprised.
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I am utterly and completely obsessed
with her, too.
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Mwah. My queen.
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Mwah. My King.
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There was, there was a bit of chip
and it's gone now.
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Here's to the two lovebirds.
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You are so, so lucky.
I really am.
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I am the luckiest girl
in the world.
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(SIGHS)
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We should really get going.
Ka and Henry are waiting for us.
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Wait. Ka and Henry?
It's double-date day.
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Honey, would you mind
just putting the armchair
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in the car for me?
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Thank you.
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Work those muscles, Kong!
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Thanks, honey.
What the fuck was that?
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Sorry?
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You were just hitting on
my husband.
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Oh, my God! What, Edi!
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Why would I hit on Kong?
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I don't, I don't need to hit on
your husband.
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I, I am getting a lot of dick. I...
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A lot of Asian dick, actually, so...
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Yeah.
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Yeah. I really hope that
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one day, you get to experience
more than just dick, Jane.
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Dammit, I blinked.
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Song Joo,
I think that name suits you.
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What do you think?
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(GROANS)
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, oh, oh, you silly little sausage.
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(MOBILE NOTIFICATION PINGS)
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Shall we, Song Joo?
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Yes, OK. Yes, let's do it.
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Corndogs are
the ultimate comfort food.
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It's so great to be back.
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Naneun hanguk-eul sarang-hae.
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Next one?
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This is what,
my fifth time back in Korea?
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And every time, I feel more and more
like this is my home.
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Being surrounded by people
who look like me, it's...
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I feel... safe.
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Gross. Stop it, Jezza.
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OK, boys, enough.
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Oi!
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I said that's enough.
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Something wrong with
your sweet-and-sour pork?
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Oh, no, it's delicious.
I'm just really full.
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Thanks, Becky.
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Jockey George!
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Giddy-up, clear them plates.
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Hey, Jockey George! What's it like
having a dragon lady for a mum?
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She's actually really nice.
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Hey! Is Jockey George your
boyfriend?
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Ew! Of course not.
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Yeah. Ew, of course not.
He's like a brother.
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Oh, my God.
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Dragon lady could be your real mum.
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Jane isn't even Chinese.
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Oh! What are you, then?
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Um, I was adopted from Korea.
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Oh! Where is that?
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Do you wear those kind of outfits
where you're from, huh?
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Oi. My mum said Becky is one
of those mail-order brides.
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That's so gross!
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Yeah, yuck! Becky, she's like
the ping-pong woman.
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You mean from the drag queen movie?
Wait, what's the ping-pong woman?
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In the movie,
this Asian lady dances up on the bar
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and, you know...
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Pops ping-pong balls out of her vag.
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(LAUGHTER)
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You're such a legend, Janey.
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Yu Chang...
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I'm gonna do you.
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(DOOR BURSTS OPEN)
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What...? Oh, what are you doing here?
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You're not, you're not,
you're not, far out!
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You're not supposed to be home
until tomorrow!
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Right, um, I, um...
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We should, we should...
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..give you a minute.
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Whoa-oh!
Ooph!
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Oh, wow, that is so life-like!
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I mean, what even is this material?
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He's definitely got some weight
behind him.
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Built to last.
Built to last, my arse.
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More cheap Chinese crap.
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Song Joo is not Chinese, Dad.
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But if he was Chinese,
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what would be so wrong with that,
huh?
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00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,319
Huh?
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I like Chinese stuff.
264
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,079
It's a hunk of plastic, Jane.
265
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,479
Don't call him that!
266
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,839
Whatever's going on between
you and Wong Foo, it's got...
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It's Song Joo.
I don't want anything to do with it.
268
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:14,959
So you don't want to have anything
to do with Song Joo,
269
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,719
but you'll do yoga with Charlie
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and talk about feelings with Mum,
even though she's totally moved on.
271
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Moved on? Who with?
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Come on, Dad.
273
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,359
Why do you think she's hanging out
so much with Llewellyn?
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They're in a relationship.
275
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Like, sexual.
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Oh.
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Right.
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00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:47,960
Dad...
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Oh!
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Oh, fuck, fuck.
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Jane!
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You go first.
283
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,440
Have those been up your vag, Jane?
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00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,280
Just need better ammo.
285
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,840
Jane, your turn.
286
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,160
Oh, go, go, go!
287
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,720
Come on.
288
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,839
Oh, my God, the eggs, the eggs.
289
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,119
That was great,
oh, that was amazing.
290
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:15,959
Oh, my God. Did you see her face?
She was fuming. She was fuming.
291
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:19,359
She was so mad.
So mad.
292
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:24,039
No, you didn't. You almost missed.
You almost missed.
293
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:27,440
Whoo! Jezza! Jezza and Jane!
294
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(HEARTBEATS)
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♪ There are no words I have to say
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♪ In this moonlight
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00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:26,440
♪ You're asking me if I'm OK
298
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:31,999
♪ But I need time...
299
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,600
♪ ..to process...
300
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,199
♪ ..all these things... ♪
301
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:44,679
"Yu Chang, I'm gonna do you."
302
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:47,479
Shut up.
Oh, my God, shut up. Don't.
303
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,319
"I'm gonna do you so good."
Charlie, Charlie.
304
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,399
"I'm gonna do you so good!"
Charlie, shut up!
305
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,919
Shut up, I'm never gonna do
Yu Chang, OK?
306
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,639
I fucked it up with Yu Chang.
307
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,679
I fucked it up with Dad,
Edi hates me.
308
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,239
I'm just... I'm just shit,
309
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,839
I'm just a fucking shitty,
shitty human.
310
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,319
And I'm a racist.
You're not that shit.
311
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,359
And I'm fucking shit.
312
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:09,119
I am that shit, Charlie.
I'm, I'm shit.
313
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,240
OK?
314
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:19,999
I don't, I don't like,
I don't like Asians.
315
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:24,119
They make me feel weird
316
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,799
and when I'm around them, I feel...
317
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,720
..strange, like...
318
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:35,199
Like something really bad's
gonna happen.
319
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,759
And when I get, like,
physically close,
320
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:43,679
it's like there's something inside me
321
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,800
screaming for me to stop.
322
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:52,160
Oh, my God, I'm, I'm really fucked
up, aren't I?
323
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,800
No. No.
324
00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,519
I don't know exactly
what you're going through
325
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:06,199
but I never even wanted to be
around other trans people,
326
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,960
let alone fuck them.
327
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,400
Really?
328
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:16,959
It made me feel less normal
and I wanted to be normal.
329
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:21,399
And now I feel more comfortable
around trans people
330
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,119
than literally anybody else.
331
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:27,759
I, I didn't...
Yeah, I didn't know that.
332
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:28,800
So, have you...?
333
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,920
Have you had sex with
a trans person?
334
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:35,519
No.
335
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,560
Of course!
336
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,879
The first time...
Oh, yes.
337
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,799
..my friend dragged me
to Mardi Gras.
338
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,839
This was in my
339
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:45,919
"I want to be cis-het so bad
340
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,319
"I'm not even gonna wear colour"
phase.
341
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:51,239
At first, I felt like everyone
was staring at me.
342
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,719
Everywhere I looked,
people were smiling at me
343
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,639
as if they knew me.
344
00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,519
Then these glorious humans
were just like, like,
345
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:04,439
grinding in my direction.
346
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,120
I just finally let myself go.
347
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:13,080
(NEXT LEVEL BY AESPA)
348
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,319
Hi!
Ah, ah, no.
349
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,679
You can't just come here,
then do whatever you want.
350
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,040
I'm ready...
351
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,440
..for real this time.
352
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,479
No. No, nuh-uh. Take this back.
353
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,839
I'm not just some guinea pig or toy
354
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,159
that you can just jump on and off
whenever you feel like it.
355
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,719
I don't think you're a toy,
356
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,319
but there's nothing wrong with
toys or dolls.
357
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,479
And just know that if you were a toy,
358
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,039
that I would treat you
with the utmost respect.
359
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,919
Jane. I'm not interested in
being with someone
360
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,480
that freaks out when
I touch them, alright?
361
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,199
Oh, my God.
362
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,999
See?
363
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,199
I'm not freaking out.
364
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,880
This is not what I meant.
Yu Chang...
365
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,120
I like you. A lot.
366
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,040
Please just give me one more chance.
367
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,440
(SIGHS)
368
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,920
You'd better not make me
regret this.
369
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,760
Come on.
370
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,519
It was like a religious experience.
371
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,759
I feel like I just got laid by
Asian Jesus.
372
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,599
You OK?
373
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,399
Adopting you was the hardest thing
374
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,439
I have ever done.
375
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,079
"I think of you, Su Jin,
every day.
376
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,839
"I wanted to keep you."
377
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,880
ALL: Happy Gotcha Day, Janey!
Woohoo!
378
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,760
I popped my Asian cherry!
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