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Yum!
Father is a girl's first love.
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Ew.
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Boofhead! (LAUGHS)
Hey! (LAUGHS)
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Oh!
Ah!
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EDI: Jane's, like,
whiter than most white people.
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I... I could date an Asian man
if I wanted to.
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No, you couldn't.
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JANE: Quick, run!
(DOOR BANGS)
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh, my God!
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(LAUGHS) Yeah.
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Take the whole pack!
Oh, oh!
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That garlic aioli
was ridiculously strong.
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Oh! My 4.98 Uber rating's gonna
take a massive hit 'cause of you.
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Ah! (RATTLES PACK) You're gonna be
so grateful I got these.
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How presumptuous. I've invited you
up for a civilised nightcap.
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If I'm gonna be your date
to this wedding,
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I need to make sure
you're not some kinda...
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..crazy woman.
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Oh, no, I'm crazy.
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But in all the right ways.
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(LAUGHS)
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Ooh. (LAUGHS)
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(LAUGHS)
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Eugh!
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Uh, uh... I told you I...
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..I like to get crazy.
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(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
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You... you... you want to shove me too?
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I'm sorry. (LAUGHS)
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I s... I don't...
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No, no. It's...
No.
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No.
I was just...
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But I need an Asian guy
for the wedding!
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Oh! (SIGHS)
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Oh, no.
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(LAUGHS)
I can't believe you attacked him.
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No, I didn't attack him.
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It was just a gentle little...
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Body slam.
(SIGHS)
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Everything was going so great,
and he had this awesome goatee,
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but then the bits
where there was no hair were very...
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..smooth.
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There is
something seriously wrong with you.
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That's what I'm saying.
(LAUGHS)
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Like, this kind of thing
has never happened to me before.
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Charlie?
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Jane. (SIGHS)
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You heard of, um...
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..white fever?
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Go on.
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I think I might have it.
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(LAUGHS)
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I'm serious!
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Look.
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If you really
want to date an Asian guy,
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don't let anyone psych you out.
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You're better than that.
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I AM better than that.
You do you, boo.
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Boo's gonna get herself
an Asian hottie.
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Let's go get Janey an Asian guy.
(LAUGHS)
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Meep, meep!
Alright. Let's do it.
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Alright. We're off.
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CHARLIE: Country awaiting.
Here we come!
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SONG: ♪ With a hexagon
and my sexy thong on... ♪
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Whoo!
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SONG: ♪ No matter where your
head is gone or where you're from
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♪ Imma take you on
♪ It's not about you
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♪ Imma shake it like I'm Esteban
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♪ On an autobahn
with a cordless arm... ♪
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CHARLIE: There's a classic -
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your singular country town
Chinese restaurant.
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Oh! Dragon Empress.
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I used to hang out there
all the time as a kid.
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Hey, is Mount Whiteman one of those
country towns where the old queens
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and the jam-and-pickle lesbians
have totally taken over?
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Yeah, nah. It's still so straight.
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CHARLIE: So straight and white. Boo.
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SONG: ♪ One glance, ignite
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♪ I gotta get by your side
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♪ One glance, ignite
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(SONG SLOWS DOWN)
♪ I gotta get by your side... ♪
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Jane!
(TYRES SCREECH)
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Whoa! Watch it!
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You're the one
who walked into traffic!
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It's a pedestrian crossing!
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What a dick.
Oh, yeah.
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He totally should have been
more chill about being mowed down.
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Oh!
Sidenote.
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Stunning.
Was he?
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(LAUGHS)
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What the hell?
Hey!
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(CLICKING)
Oh!
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(LAUGHS)
DOLL: You're my best friend.
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Oh!
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She is so creepy. I'm obsessed.
(LAUGHS)
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What other haunted childhood
treasures you got hiding in there?
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Oh. Oh, no, no, nothing.
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Just random stuff.
There's more space at Mum's.
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Mm-hm.
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(IMITATES DOLL)
You're my best friend.
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I mean it.
(JANE LAUGHS)
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Get away!
CHARLIE: Give me kisses!
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(CORK POPS)
Whoo! (LAUGHS)
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Top-up, ladies?
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Janey!
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Beef jerky, anyone?
(LAUGHTER)
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Does your body crave meat, Jane?
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You know, anaemia often means
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your warrior needs awakening.
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Jane eats jerky 'cause
she thinks it helps her pick up.
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Yeah.
It makes my pheromones more potent.
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Alright. Hey.
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Please tell me you're not planning
on hooking up with Stu today.
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No, me and Stu are totally over.
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I've moved on. I've evolved.
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Who's Stu?
Jane's ex. Edi's cousin.
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This is your big day.
I am completely yours.
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Good, 'cause
as the nominated pouch carrier,
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I can't have you running off
into the bushes with Stu.
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Oh, cross my heart. Whatever
you need. I got your back, babe.
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I think it's the perfect time
to give you...
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(EDI GASPS)
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Oh, Ka!
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Is this
a traditional Hmong bracelet?
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Oh, shit. That is fuckin' nice.
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Welcome to our family.
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It's something old AND new
at the same time.
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(SOBS)
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Oh, I think
Jane has something for you too.
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Um...
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..yes.
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Um...
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..it's just something old.
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EDI: Oh, Big Day Out 2004!
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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This is the first gig that Jane
and I went to together in Melbourne.
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Oh, Jane!
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Where should I put it?
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(GASPS) Oh! Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Like we used to.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
Yes.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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But not today. (LAUGHS)
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Oh, yeah, yeah, that's... yeah.
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That's cool.
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I knew from the moment I saw you
that I had found the one.
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The dictionary defines 'soulmate'
as "the one who understands you".
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And, Kong,
not only do you understand me...
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(METALLIC CHIMING)
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..you've helped me
understand myself.
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I am honoured to be joining
your beautiful family.
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(APPLAUSE)
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Your turn.
(SNIFFS)
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Edi. (SIGHS)
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(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
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I promise to love you,
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to support you and to uplift you.
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Through good and bad,
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ups and downs,
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I will forever be by your side.
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I will move mountains...
JANE: Fuck a duck. Stu.
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..and clear oceans...
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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MAN: Here we go, sir.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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It's hit-and-run guy.
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She makes it all the time,
and see these little...
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Crap!
MAN: They're from the backyard.
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He looks kind of familiar.
You go.
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Oh, no, no.
Talk to him.
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Please.
Don't want to talk to...
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Oh!
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Hi.
Hi.
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Hey, I'm...
I am sorry about the whole, uh,
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nearly-running-you-over thing.
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Oh, an apology.
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I'm honoured.
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Well... um...
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..well, I'm... I'm Jane.
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And you are?
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I'm Yu Chang.
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Janey. I've been
trying to get your attention.
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I need a lippy touch-up.
Oh. Pouch lady at your service.
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Here we go.
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Mmm. Ah.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Yu Chang, have you and Jane been...
YU CHANG: You tried some of this?
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This is Aunty Der's famous chilli.
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No, thank you.
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This white boy knows his limits.
(LAUGHS)
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I love a bit of spice, so...
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Yeah, me too.
(LAUGHS)
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Really?
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Oh, yeah. The hotter, the better.
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OK.
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More?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
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OK.
Keep those away from her! (PANTS)
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Chillies go through Jane
like a freight train.
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Stu. I don't need...
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Don't do it.
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You'll be on the toilet all night.
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No! Stu. Stu. Stu.
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I can handle this.
Jane. You don't want this.
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Yes. I do.
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Mmm... I don't think you do.
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Edi, just give me the bowl.
You really don't want to eat it.
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I DO want to eat it.
No, you don't, Jane.
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Edi, give it to me.
Jane.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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(GASPS)
(GASPING)
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Oh, bummer.
Ah, ah, ah! It's hot!
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Oh! Oh, my gosh! Ah!
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Ah, ah, ah!
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KA: Are you OK?
Yu Chang, I'm so sorry.
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He's so hot.
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(LAUGHTER)
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♪ Twin flame burning so bright
♪ So bright
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♪ Our love takes flight
like a kite in the night
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♪ In the night
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KA:
♪ Twin flame burning so bright... ♪
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Did you see the dirty
that Yu Chang guy gave me?
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It was an accident.
Like, get over it already.
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Totally - I mean, all you did
was douse him in boiling-hot curry
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and nearly turn him into roadkill.
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And Edi - she seemed shitty at me.
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Do you think she was shitty at me?
Jane, please!
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You're killing
my cishet wedding fantasy.
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Just...
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..enjoy the music.
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Ka's actually not shit.
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♪ And from this fruit
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♪ I made a salad
♪ What salad?
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♪ This song is for you and you
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♪ My heartfelt ballad. ♪
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OK. Point taken.
(BOTH LAUGH)
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But on the plus side,
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conga guy's pretty cute.
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And keyboard guy
really knows how to move his hips.
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CHARLIE:
Yeah. Shame he's Ka's husband.
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♪ And I'm Aphrodite
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♪ Aphrodite... ♪
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JANE: OK. Conga guy it is.
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Mmm.
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In 'Pari', my studio is in
the 5th arrondissement
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and has these magnificent windows,
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perfect natural light for creations.
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I'm a sculptor.
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A sculptor?
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Wow. (LAUGHS)
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I like your... your hands.
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They're...
ooh, they're so rough and manly.
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My hands are my, uh,
sculpting tools.
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I'd love for you to...
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..sculpt me sometime.
256
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:51,800
(LAUGHS)
257
00:11:51,801 --> 00:11:53,199
Let me see your face.
258
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,000
Oh. OK. Mm-hm.
259
00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,399
Mmm.
260
00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,999
You have...
261
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,479
..good face.
262
00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:02,919
Um... merci beaucoup.
263
00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,919
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
264
00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,559
Mmm.
Mmm.
265
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:10,080
You and I have the same nose.
266
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,879
(SCREAMS)
267
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,200
Oh!
268
00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,279
I'm... I'm sorry.
269
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,839
Oh, I think... I think Edi...
270
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,359
..Edi needs...
271
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,400
..me.
272
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,519
(INAUDIBLE)
273
00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,400
Oh, Charlie.
274
00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:45,999
MAN: You and I have the same nose...
275
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,399
..nose, nose.
276
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,359
(PHONE BUZZES)
277
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:52,199
(SIGHS) Mum.
278
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,200
(SIGHS)
279
00:12:53,201 --> 00:12:54,999
(PHONE BEEPS)
Mum, I'm at the wedding.
280
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,039
What do you think?
281
00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,799
Pretty snazzy, huh?
282
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,959
I got them made
by a local woman from Korea.
283
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:01,960
Course you did.
284
00:13:01,961 --> 00:13:05,199
I can't believe
you're gonna be 35 so soon.
285
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:08,080
Feels like just yesterday
we went to get you from Korea.
286
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,119
Darling? Where are you?
287
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,039
Huh?
Are you in a toilet?
288
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,719
Janey, that's very unhygienic.
OK, Mum, look.
289
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,439
I've... I'll... I'll see you at home.
I've gotta go.
290
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,799
Yep. Have a good time.
Send my love to the newlyweds.
291
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,000
OK, bye.
Maybe you'll be next!
292
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,960
(SIGHS)
293
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:46,639
Seems rather heavy, huh? What'd you
put in this magnificent creation?
294
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,039
KONG: A lot of sugar.
295
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,039
And... a lot of...
296
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,679
Oof!
(LAUGHS)
297
00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,079
A lot of love.
298
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,080
Yeah, nice.
299
00:13:54,081 --> 00:13:55,799
I think it's time
to rally the troops.
300
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:56,800
Yep.
301
00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,439
Oh, bloody Nora!
302
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,640
Oh!
303
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,880
YU CHANG:
You haven't changed a bit, huh?
304
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,400
Sorry?
305
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,440
Who the fuck ARE you?
306
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,479
George?
307
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,480
(LAUGHS) Yes.
308
00:14:24,481 --> 00:14:26,879
Oh, my God!
309
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,719
Whoa! What the...?
310
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,999
I haven't seen you since, what,
like, Year 9,
311
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,839
when you went away
to boarding school?
312
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:33,840
Year 8.
313
00:14:33,841 --> 00:14:35,479
Why didn't you say
who you were before?
314
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:38,119
I mean, to be honest, I was kind of
enjoying watching you squirm.
315
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:42,279
Oh! Are you still sore about me
kicking your arse at Fighter Frenzy?
316
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,999
You know, for a nerd,
317
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,759
you were surprisingly shit
at computer games.
318
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,959
No, no, no. That's... that...
that is not how I remember it.
319
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,479
Sounds like a rematch is in order.
320
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:53,000
Sure. You name the time and place
and I'm there.
321
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,640
(LAUGHS)
322
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,759
(LAUGHS) Stay still.
I'm trying to kiss you.
323
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:07,800
What? No!
324
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,439
Oh. Am I not your type?
325
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,319
No, it's just not quite...
Oh, it's OK.
326
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,799
'Cause you're not really mine either.
327
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,679
Then why are you trying to kiss me?
328
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,599
Well...'cause I...
329
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,279
'Cause you couldn't find
anyone else to kiss?
330
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,519
Whoa.
331
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,919
Just 'cause you're all buff now
doesn't mean you can be a dick.
332
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,439
You're right.
I should have left that to you.
333
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,160
You're way better at it.
334
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,839
Whoa, whoa. What the hell
is that supposed to mean?
335
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,599
You know what it means.
336
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,839
No, I don't.
337
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,559
What, you're just gonna pretend
like nothing happened?
338
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:38,919
George, I...
It's Yu Chang.
339
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,199
OK, sorry, Yu Chang... (LAUGHS)
340
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,320
..but I have no idea
what you're talking about.
341
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,319
Bye, Jane.
342
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,159
What?
343
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,759
Seriously?
344
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,679
OK, sure. Fine. Bye. Whatevs.
345
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,320
Oh!
(GASPING)
346
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:57,880
EDI: The cake!
347
00:15:57,881 --> 00:15:59,080
Jane!
348
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,399
What have you done?
349
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,359
I... I didn't... George, he...
350
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,959
Did you know that's George?
351
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,679
Course I did,
and he goes by Yu Chang now, Jane.
352
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:08,919
Why are you acting like
such a psycho?
353
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,799
I'm not. I... I... I'm... I'm just...
I'm just trying... I'm trying to...
354
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,919
What? You're just trying to what?
355
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,960
I'm just trying to hook up
with an Asian guy. (LAUGHS)
356
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,719
EDI: Jane.
357
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,479
At my wedding,
358
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,439
you decide to try and hook up
with an Asian guy?
359
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,319
Don't make out
like I'm doing something terrible!
360
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,640
Edi, I haven't done anything wrong!
361
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,079
Well, um...
362
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,759
..um, as... aside from...
363
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,279
I'm... I'm... I'm just trying to
364
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,479
broaden my horizons
like you told me to.
365
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,839
What the fuck, Jane?
366
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,639
At my wedding!
367
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,919
(GASPS)
368
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,319
Edi? Oh, Edi.
JANE: Oh!
369
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,959
Um, your... your... your inhaler.
I've got it.
370
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,319
I've got it. I've got it.
(GASPS)
371
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,760
Edi? Are you OK?
372
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,640
Get off my dress, Mum!
373
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,999
(MOANS)
374
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,079
(STOMACH GURGLES)
375
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,119
Ooh! Ooh!
376
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:25,560
Are you OK?
I told you not to eat that chilli.
377
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:27,999
I'm OK.
OK.
378
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,080
(MOANS)
379
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,439
Ah!
Mmm.
380
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,720
Yeah.
(PANTS)
381
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,159
(PANTS)
382
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,759
Mmm.
383
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,359
Mmm.
(PANTS)
384
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,679
Jane.
385
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,240
J... Jane, Jane, Jane.
386
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,679
JANE: Edi! Wait!
387
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,759
This is not what it...
what it looks like. It's nothing.
388
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,440
Nothing?
389
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,159
Oh, Stu. No, no, Stu.
I need my phone.
390
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,919
Oh! Y... yep.
391
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,520
Here. Just...
392
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,759
EDI: I don't know
what's going on with you,
393
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:04,479
but, to be honest,
I don't really care.
394
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,039
Go home.
395
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,040
Oh, come... Edi, come on.
396
00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:09,320
And maybe don't call me
for a while, OK?
397
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,040
Don't... E...
398
00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:13,599
(STOMACH GURGLES)
399
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,039
E... Ooh!
400
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,479
(STOMACH GURGLES)
Oh.
401
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,119
Oh. Ooh.
402
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:21,000
Oh! Oh! No!
403
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,839
(STOMACH GURGLES)
Oh, no!
404
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:24,959
Oh, no! Oh!
405
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,039
(PANTS) Oh, no!
406
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,519
Oh, oh, oh!
407
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:31,800
(DEFECATES)
408
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,080
(ORGAN PLAYS IN DISTANCE)
409
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,560
(GROANS)
410
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,720
Ow!
411
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,400
(SIGHS)
412
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,119
Oh, Jesus.
413
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,400
(SIGHS)
414
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,079
Oh.
415
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,400
(SIGHS)
416
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:20,120
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(ORGAN MUSIC CONTINUES)
417
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,079
WOMAN: Yes! Nearly there!
Nearly there!
418
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,520
(CLEARS THROAT)
419
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,759
(SIGHS)
420
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,760
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
421
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,159
(RANDOM NOTES PLAY)
422
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,560
(MOANING)
423
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,400
JANE: Mum?!
424
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,239
Mum?
425
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,119
Oh! Jane!
426
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,079
Good morning.
G'day, Jane.
427
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,800
I've heard a lot about you.
428
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:08,800
Uh... (LAUGHS)
429
00:20:08,801 --> 00:20:11,479
Uh, I'm... I'm sorry.
Who... who are you?
430
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:14,519
This is Llewellyn,
my organ teacher, and...
431
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,599
..my friend.
432
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,239
I prefer not to think of myself
as a teacher.
433
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:24,719
I'd rather think of myself as
an encourager of organ exploration.
434
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,399
Um...
435
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,400
..sure.
436
00:20:27,401 --> 00:20:32,319
Deidre might be new to the organ,
but she is learning fast.
437
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,639
(BOTH LAUGH)
LLEWELLYN: I'll see you tomorrow.
438
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,080
Oh!
Lovely to meet you, Jane.
439
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,280
Uh-huh.
440
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,799
Ask me anything.
441
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,399
I'm an open book.
442
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,399
Does anyone in town know?
443
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,239
That my sexuality's fluid?
444
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,439
Oh, my God. Please don't say that.
445
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,679
That... that you're seeing someone.
'Cause it's gonna get back to Dad.
446
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:01,520
(WATER BUBBLES)
Oh. Frankly, Jack needs to move on.
447
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,079
But...
448
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,479
..but you're just having a break.
449
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,919
I'm not the woman
he thinks I am, Jane.
450
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,080
Oh, my God.
451
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,639
Hey. You remember George?
452
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:19,640
He was at the wedding.
453
00:21:19,641 --> 00:21:21,999
DEIDRE: Oh. Yes. I know.
454
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,879
(POURS WATER)
He is quite the dish now.
455
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:24,880
Please don't.
456
00:21:24,881 --> 00:21:27,039
Oh, and he's such a good boy too.
457
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:30,079
He's always down helping his mum
at Dragon Empress.
458
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,639
You know he's got his own cafe
now too? He's very successful.
459
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,439
Yay. Good for him.
You two were inseparable.
460
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:38,439
You'd always beg me for play dates.
461
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,879
Your two little black heads
running around the backyard.
462
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,400
People thought you were twins.
463
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,759
(BOTH LAUGH)
464
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,039
He goes by Yu Chang now.
465
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,639
Reclaiming his birthname?
That's very authentic.
466
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,559
Yeah, it's very try-hard. Huh.
467
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,519
Actually, just...
468
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,039
..where's that box you brought back?
469
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,879
(DOORBELL RINGS)
470
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,639
CHARLIE: Hello!
471
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,680
Come in.
472
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,919
Morning.
473
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,839
Oh, now you decide to turn up. Mmm.
474
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:08,840
(SIGHS)
475
00:22:08,841 --> 00:22:10,799
How was YOUR night?
476
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,199
What?
477
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,239
Mmm.
478
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,240
(LAUGHS)
Seriously?
479
00:22:14,241 --> 00:22:16,279
Oh, jealousy doesn't become you.
480
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,280
I'm so not jealous.
481
00:22:17,281 --> 00:22:19,839
You must be Charlie. I'm Deidre.
482
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,199
Goddess.
483
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,519
Don't be disgusting.
484
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,559
Help yourself to coffee.
485
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,159
CHARLIE: Oh. Thank you.
DEIDRE: Oh.
486
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,999
'Syoon'. 'Shoon'?
487
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,519
'Shyun'?
Mum.
488
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:29,959
Mum. What... what are you doing?
489
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,039
I would have loved
to have kept your Korean name,
490
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,959
but the social worker
advised against it.
491
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,719
I know the letter is
in here somewhere. I'm sure of it.
492
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,800
Ta-da!
Don't touch it!
493
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:46,960
(CHAIR SCRAPES)
494
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,759
(MUTTERS)
495
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,000
Thank you. Yes.
496
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,120
(INAUDIBLE)
497
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,080
(PHONE BUZZES)
498
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,999
(SIGHS)
All good?
499
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,599
Yeah, it's just Dad.
500
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,999
Don't know what to do with him.
501
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,399
Get him to come and...
502
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,439
..fix stuff at the youth centre.
503
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,719
Leave him with me.
504
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,639
Old straight dudes
can't get enough of me.
505
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:24,919
Shit!
506
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,879
Shit! Shit! Shit!
What's happening?
507
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,039
Shh!
508
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:31,360
(BOTH SPEAK KOREAN)
509
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,680
What's going on
with you and sexy roadkill guy?
510
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,680
Nothing.
511
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:49,119
Fucking... (GROANS)
512
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,479
Just gently. Just...
OK!
513
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,039
OK.
Slowly.
514
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,999
JANE: Alright. Let's go.
CHARLIE: So aggressive.
515
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,120
(SPEAKS KOREAN)
516
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,079
SONG: ♪ One glance, ignite
517
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,319
♪ I gotta get by your side
518
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,399
♪ One glance, ignite
519
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,639
♪ I gotta get by your side
520
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:10,079
♪ I'm all done with hello, goodbye
521
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,560
♪ I guess my heart is primed
522
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,119
♪ To fall... ♪
523
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:18,999
Everyone. This is Jane.
524
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,519
So I'm guessing you haven't started
a birth family search or anything?
525
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,799
(SOBS)
What... what's wrong?
526
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,999
The fish, and you.
527
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,559
No Korea.
528
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,119
No love.
529
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:31,239
Love? Oh, no, I get love.
530
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,519
Don't worry, I get a lot of love.
(BOTH LAUGH)
531
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:34,799
I'm not gonna lie.
532
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:39,119
Decolonising your libido
is hard work.
533
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,119
But don't be
a basic whitewash bitch.
534
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,079
It's time to take control.
535
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,919
SONG: ♪ I gotta get by your side
536
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,879
♪ One glance, ignite
537
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,919
♪ I gotta get by your side
538
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,959
♪ I spy
♪ Read my eyes from afar
539
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,919
♪ Stay close
♪ Meet me at the bar
540
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,959
♪ Closer
♪ You got me seeing stars
541
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,960
♪ Can't touch
♪ Skin on skin's a spark... ♪
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