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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:49,850 Boarding for flight 052 is ending. 2 00:00:51,780 --> 00:00:53,970 I repeat... 3 00:00:54,460 --> 00:00:57,370 ...boarding is ending for flight 052 to Genoa. 4 00:00:57,540 --> 00:00:58,759 Exit number 4. 5 00:01:02,379 --> 00:01:03,379 Hello. 6 00:01:03,579 --> 00:01:07,283 Escort Department, for dignitaries? 7 00:01:07,703 --> 00:01:08,613 Excellent! 8 00:01:08,783 --> 00:01:12,403 Where is this model respecting confidentiality... 9 00:01:12,583 --> 00:01:15,893 ...which should be at the airport exactly at 11? 10 00:01:16,823 --> 00:01:19,813 What? What do you mean detained? 11 00:01:20,063 --> 00:01:24,772 I paid for it in advance, she is mine! Excuse me, who am I talking to? 12 00:01:27,422 --> 00:01:29,533 Police Major Giannelly? 13 00:01:38,627 --> 00:01:42,617 Now where will I find another attendant? 14 00:01:45,866 --> 00:01:48,936 At night, they will look better, but not in the afternoon. 15 00:01:49,946 --> 00:01:55,216 Fuck! Here she is! 16 00:02:04,906 --> 00:02:08,295 We were in Cortina, we were in Monte Carlo, 17 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:12,329 ...we were in Portofino, what else do I have to do for you? 18 00:02:12,829 --> 00:02:15,059 Look, look into our eyes. 19 00:02:15,229 --> 00:02:19,179 We are your brothers: Costantino, Girello and Lombo. 20 00:02:19,349 --> 00:02:24,139 At night, you are our flesh and blood... where else to take you? 21 00:02:25,669 --> 00:02:29,058 - In Rimini. - In Rimini??? 22 00:02:29,508 --> 00:02:31,578 To this hot spot! 23 00:02:32,828 --> 00:02:35,538 The night, do you want some coffee? 24 00:02:36,188 --> 00:02:37,818 Rimini, Rimini!!! 25 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:12,477 Comedian, artist, entertainer. 26 00:04:13,277 --> 00:04:15,307 The animator... is free... 27 00:04:15,638 --> 00:04:17,988 Catania... we are from Catania. 28 00:04:18,238 --> 00:04:20,227 It's okay... auf Wiedersehen. 29 00:04:20,397 --> 00:04:21,397 Arrivederci! 30 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:28,071 Theater, big and small, if desired, clowns. 31 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:31,521 Actor, theater. 32 00:04:38,561 --> 00:04:39,831 Bitte. 33 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,790 Comedian, private parties... guten Tag. 34 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:47,900 Hey. 35 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:53,910 Bitte, danke schoen and a tutte le ore. 36 00:05:06,843 --> 00:05:09,713 Don't you sell half a serving? 37 00:05:15,963 --> 00:05:17,633 Look over there, Liliana. 38 00:05:17,803 --> 00:05:22,073 These great athletes pretend that they play the ball... 39 00:05:22,243 --> 00:05:24,803 ...but they think about something completely different. 40 00:05:25,003 --> 00:05:28,472 I think the raw material is us. 41 00:05:28,842 --> 00:05:32,036 Yes? And who are they? Work force? 42 00:05:32,726 --> 00:05:35,676 We women are polygamous, in my opinion. 43 00:05:35,966 --> 00:05:39,717 Our erotic potential is higher than men. 44 00:05:39,887 --> 00:05:42,157 Talked about it even Moravia in the Panorama. 45 00:05:42,327 --> 00:05:46,477 Following the reasoning of your Moravia, should I always be ready? 46 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:49,716 And run headlong for the first comer. 47 00:05:49,926 --> 00:05:53,706 No! For the first one I like. 48 00:05:54,166 --> 00:05:57,236 Liliana, you are 12 years old unfaithful husband... 49 00:05:57,406 --> 00:05:59,786 ...and now you need to shake yourself. 50 00:05:59,966 --> 00:06:01,996 I know what you want. 51 00:06:02,326 --> 00:06:05,400 Simone, it's not so easy... talking is always easier. 52 00:06:05,570 --> 00:06:08,080 You know, I have never done it. 53 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:12,839 It's not at all difficult... aren't you here for this? 54 00:06:13,769 --> 00:06:18,039 If you don't want to do this for your own sake, do for your ex-husband! 55 00:06:18,209 --> 00:06:21,439 Take revenge on him! Look who's coming... Max. 56 00:06:22,129 --> 00:06:25,639 If Prever quotes it, then he likes you. 57 00:06:25,809 --> 00:06:26,999 Max! 58 00:06:27,489 --> 00:06:31,359 I understand everything, you talked about me all sorts of nasty things, admit it! 59 00:06:31,529 --> 00:06:35,718 No, no, I just warned her of your poetic delight. 60 00:06:35,888 --> 00:06:40,562 As Prever says: Poetry has not yet killed a single woman! 61 00:06:40,732 --> 00:06:43,032 Yes, but how many mothers you made! 62 00:06:43,212 --> 00:06:46,402 - Meet, this is Liliana. - Maximilian Poncielli. 63 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:48,922 - Very nice. - For friends, Max! 64 00:06:49,092 --> 00:06:52,002 - Liliana Corsi. - Liliana, what a beautiful name! 65 00:06:52,172 --> 00:06:55,281 Liliana, like a song, do you hear? Lillian! 66 00:06:55,451 --> 00:06:59,401 It suits you very much... why haven't I seen you before? 67 00:06:59,571 --> 00:07:02,031 - I arrived last night. - Yes, to visit me... 68 00:07:02,211 --> 00:07:05,602 Liliana arrived in Rimini have some fun. 69 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:09,122 - Simone, we wanted to swim. - Yes, let's go. 70 00:07:09,332 --> 00:07:12,726 There is nothing like swimming if you want to swim! 71 00:07:12,936 --> 00:07:17,005 I would love to make you company, but I just ate. 72 00:07:17,175 --> 00:07:22,245 Liliana, can I call you and invite for a walk. 73 00:07:22,415 --> 00:07:24,165 Uno promenade... do you mind? 74 00:07:24,335 --> 00:07:26,125 Good! Goodbye! 75 00:07:29,455 --> 00:07:31,915 I'm sorry... I broke your castle. 76 00:07:32,095 --> 00:07:35,045 At his age already do not build sand castles... 77 00:07:35,215 --> 00:07:36,965 - Right, Pio? - Yes mom. 78 00:07:37,135 --> 00:07:39,484 Don't yell at him he is still a child! 79 00:07:39,654 --> 00:07:40,764 Yes, baby! 80 00:07:40,974 --> 00:07:43,924 - Will you go swimming with us? - No, I do not want to. 81 00:07:46,338 --> 00:07:47,338 RIMINI 82 00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:56,168 Attention greetings. 83 00:07:56,338 --> 00:07:58,448 Train from Udine and Trieste, 84 00:07:58,618 --> 00:08:01,967 ...arriving on schedule at 21-25, 85 00:08:02,137 --> 00:08:04,407 ...is 15 minutes late. 86 00:08:14,137 --> 00:08:17,327 Welcome, Signor Praetor... are you already on vacation? 87 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:22,771 Yes... Republic, please... in Udine, I have already seized these publications! 88 00:08:23,061 --> 00:08:25,010 Some obscenities and scandals! 89 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:28,651 Take them off the counter or I will order to close your kiosk!! 90 00:08:28,821 --> 00:08:32,171 - But only these are in demand! - I know... 91 00:08:32,341 --> 00:08:36,291 But you still illegally sell Depraved pictures for onanists! 92 00:08:36,461 --> 00:08:39,331 Take your "Republic." Taxi! 93 00:08:39,501 --> 00:08:40,891 - Free? - Yes. 94 00:08:41,061 --> 00:08:46,930 - How much do you want to the Karim Hotel? - Far away! 20 thousand without a counter. 95 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:48,450 Without a counter. 96 00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:52,894 I am praetor and you want to make me a crime accomplice. 97 00:08:53,064 --> 00:08:55,094 There is a counter work on the counter! 98 00:08:55,264 --> 00:08:57,774 Take your suitcase... and faster. 99 00:09:01,024 --> 00:09:02,894 Faster! Where are you? 100 00:09:03,464 --> 00:09:05,734 Go... how many kilometers? 101 00:09:07,104 --> 00:09:09,813 Hello. Hello! Yes, I've arrived. 102 00:09:19,943 --> 00:09:23,013 Here... how much do I owe? 103 00:09:23,183 --> 00:09:27,537 - 34 thousand. - How is 34? 104 00:09:27,707 --> 00:09:30,086 By the counter... you yourself wanted to. 105 00:09:31,586 --> 00:09:35,016 Signor Praetor, you are punctual as always. 106 00:09:35,706 --> 00:09:38,006 - Francesco! - Hello, Signora Lydia. 107 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:41,136 - How was the ride? - Francesco, bring the suitcases. 108 00:09:41,306 --> 00:09:42,336 Disgusting! 109 00:09:42,506 --> 00:09:46,456 Trains are always late, I even wrote a letter to the Evening Courier. 110 00:09:46,626 --> 00:09:48,216 - Do I have the same number? - Yes! 111 00:09:48,386 --> 00:09:50,497 The same service? Beach? Same price? 112 00:09:50,667 --> 00:09:54,576 As for the price... the price is the same! 113 00:09:55,906 --> 00:09:57,700 - I ask you to. - Thanks. 114 00:09:57,990 --> 00:10:01,100 - Sit at the same table. - Good afternoon, everyone. 115 00:10:01,270 --> 00:10:04,140 Our dear Signor Praetor. 116 00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:06,580 Feruzzi, did you decide to commit suicide? 117 00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:07,580 Why? 118 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:10,050 Salt! This is a new killer on the table! 119 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:13,260 - And besides, a careless diet. - This is white rice! 120 00:10:13,430 --> 00:10:15,219 Exactly... that is carbohydrates. 121 00:10:15,389 --> 00:10:17,849 With meat proteins who are you eating now... 122 00:10:18,029 --> 00:10:19,899 ...you get an explosive mixture. 123 00:10:20,069 --> 00:10:23,539 My long-awaited warning... happy holidays. 124 00:10:23,749 --> 00:10:25,539 - I hope to survive. - There is no hope. 125 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,339 How are you? Signora. 126 00:10:27,629 --> 00:10:29,419 I read about your last case. 127 00:10:29,589 --> 00:10:32,983 You made close because of the scandal, one theater... 128 00:10:33,153 --> 00:10:34,133 Theater? 129 00:10:34,313 --> 00:10:38,062 Disgusting cabaret in which one stripper was performing. 130 00:10:38,232 --> 00:10:40,532 I don't even remember her name in my opinion, Ramona. 131 00:10:40,712 --> 00:10:43,862 Don't you think, were you too harsh? 132 00:10:44,072 --> 00:10:48,582 No, Marchetti, and you, as a former judge, must understand this perfectly. 133 00:10:48,752 --> 00:10:52,742 The number of this... Signorina, was disgusting. 134 00:10:53,032 --> 00:10:54,942 What's the number? Did you see him? 135 00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:57,622 No... but I sent Carabinieri there. 136 00:10:57,792 --> 00:10:59,781 From their report, I found out... 137 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:04,301 ...that this shameless finished her speech... 138 00:11:04,555 --> 00:11:10,895 ...stuffing the bottle into... well... I think you get where. 139 00:11:11,355 --> 00:11:12,625 How not to understand? 140 00:11:13,156 --> 00:11:16,146 - Try it. - Signor Praetor! 141 00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:19,626 No, you misunderstood. 142 00:11:21,075 --> 00:11:25,625 Hello, you are a Filipino servant, I understand... listen to this. 143 00:11:26,075 --> 00:11:28,185 You have to say engineer Pederchini, 144 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:33,865 ...that he arrived at the Grand Hotel Rimini, Gianni Bozzi, Dr. Gianni Bozzi. 145 00:11:35,035 --> 00:11:35,905 Well done! 146 00:11:36,075 --> 00:11:39,069 With wife... this is very important, do not forget. 147 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:40,819 Goodbye. 148 00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:47,788 - How do you like me? - You look like Dracula's mistress! 149 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:50,028 Stop, take off this sarcophagus! 150 00:11:50,198 --> 00:11:53,148 You yourself said that I should not attract attention. 151 00:11:53,318 --> 00:11:56,828 Yes, but in this form you will not be noticed only in the Adams family. 152 00:11:56,998 --> 00:12:00,588 Italians are leaders in the fashion world, What are you dressed up for? 153 00:12:00,758 --> 00:12:03,218 Let's pick something brighter. 154 00:12:03,398 --> 00:12:06,347 Girl! Ask for a branded item. 155 00:12:10,557 --> 00:12:14,671 Found!!! Here... In my opinion, what you need. 156 00:12:14,841 --> 00:12:18,711 Nothing like this... this is some kind of bag, a hoodie... 157 00:12:18,921 --> 00:12:21,951 - It sucks. - What kind of jargon? 158 00:12:22,121 --> 00:12:24,831 This is a modern expression, and be modern. 159 00:12:25,001 --> 00:12:29,470 Signorina, help us, as I understand it, we have taste problems! 160 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:32,070 Please straighten her hair, 161 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,950 ...otherwise it seems as if she came on a moped. 162 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,311 Nightmare. 163 00:12:42,801 --> 00:12:43,991 Hello? 164 00:12:44,565 --> 00:12:48,315 Hi Uchcha, this is your hubby. Hello honey. 165 00:12:49,165 --> 00:12:52,994 Listen, we are already here I'll see him soon. 166 00:12:55,044 --> 00:12:56,314 You do not believe me? 167 00:12:56,484 --> 00:13:00,234 This time with Ferrarino, everything will work out. 168 00:13:01,604 --> 00:13:05,434 What? Have you already ordered Testarosso? 169 00:13:06,644 --> 00:13:10,264 And if you trusted me, would you also buy Michele Alboreto? 170 00:13:10,444 --> 00:13:13,983 Uchcha, it seems to me... you are angry? 171 00:13:14,243 --> 00:13:18,837 No, I'm angry because you as always, don't give a damn. 172 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:23,757 Stop, Uchcha! Go to hell, both you and Alboreto. 173 00:13:46,286 --> 00:13:50,676 Night, Night, it's already an hour. Will you get up? 174 00:13:52,530 --> 00:14:00,720 I want to die, die... I would like to sleep forever. 175 00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:07,080 - We even found you a musician! - Listen to how he plays well. 176 00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:11,400 What was it? 177 00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:14,400 Tell your girello do you have a stomach ache? 178 00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:16,160 This is probably escalopes. 179 00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:20,719 When a woman, moreover, have a sister, digestive problems, 180 00:14:20,889 --> 00:14:23,879 ...it means, that she is missing something. 181 00:14:25,453 --> 00:14:29,203 Gustavo, Gustavo, take me to you!!! 182 00:14:30,693 --> 00:14:32,083 It's useless! 183 00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:36,323 Gustavo left in her unfulfilled desire. 184 00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:37,963 An irreplaceable void. 185 00:14:38,133 --> 00:14:41,562 Come on, stop playing... can't you see what she doesn't like? 186 00:14:41,732 --> 00:14:42,792 Go away. 187 00:14:42,972 --> 00:14:45,842 - Maybe something else? - Get out! 188 00:14:47,452 --> 00:14:50,242 - Lombo? Girello? - What, Costati? 189 00:14:52,812 --> 00:14:56,962 Brothers, our duty fill this void. 190 00:14:57,612 --> 00:15:01,726 Our Night must laugh again... whatever it costs us. 191 00:15:01,896 --> 00:15:06,755 Gustavo, Gustavo, I want to Gustavo, I want to die, die. 192 00:15:52,938 --> 00:15:57,168 Whose car is it? No parking in the forest. 193 00:16:03,938 --> 00:16:05,132 Where is the master? 194 00:16:10,181 --> 00:16:12,051 This is a trap for hares. 195 00:16:12,741 --> 00:16:16,491 You have to be careful there are many traps in the forest. 196 00:16:18,461 --> 00:16:21,731 - This is your car? - Yes, why? 197 00:16:22,021 --> 00:16:25,491 Take her away immediately. No parking. 198 00:16:26,501 --> 00:16:29,331 I can not, I take sun baths. 199 00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:31,171 You violate decency. 200 00:16:31,341 --> 00:16:37,890 Come down now, in the name of the law, and help me get out of here. 201 00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:39,614 I demand! 202 00:16:43,304 --> 00:16:45,454 Here, pull the rope. 203 00:16:52,505 --> 00:16:56,124 - You didn't hurt anything? - Still asks... 204 00:16:56,904 --> 00:17:00,294 There is nothing... almost nothing. 205 00:17:00,504 --> 00:17:04,204 - Do I go down? - What? 206 00:17:07,544 --> 00:17:11,778 No, it can not be... cat... cat. 207 00:17:12,428 --> 00:17:13,618 Mom! 208 00:17:31,907 --> 00:17:35,257 Well, a little closer do not move. 209 00:17:36,907 --> 00:17:41,976 Okay, turn around turn around yet. 210 00:17:43,706 --> 00:17:44,930 Done. 211 00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:50,580 Look, this is Conan... bodybuilder... he has the best body on the Adriatic. 212 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:56,020 Desperate to learn how to ride on the surf, but it's unlikely to succeed. 213 00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:59,180 What a good moment. 214 00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:04,819 - What are you up to? - Jump, come on, jump. 215 00:18:04,989 --> 00:18:06,699 - What for? - Jump! 216 00:18:07,149 --> 00:18:08,539 - Here? - Yes. 217 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,540 What are you doing? You will run into him! 218 00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:18,544 I'm doing everything right. 219 00:18:20,794 --> 00:18:21,934 Oh no... 220 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,623 Abnormal. 221 00:18:27,953 --> 00:18:30,223 This is my girlfriend! Help her. 222 00:18:30,433 --> 00:18:33,423 - Yes. - Mamma Miya, how unlucky you are! 223 00:18:33,593 --> 00:18:34,423 Get out! 224 00:18:34,593 --> 00:18:37,423 Leg, she kicked, poor thing... 225 00:18:37,593 --> 00:18:39,783 - True? - Yes, yes, a little. 226 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:43,023 It's all my fault... sorry Liliana! 227 00:18:43,433 --> 00:18:47,982 - So you are the famous Liliana? - Remember, I told you about her? 228 00:18:48,152 --> 00:18:52,146 Yes? Have you already talked about me? Well done. 229 00:18:56,156 --> 00:18:57,216 Done. 230 00:18:57,556 --> 00:19:00,466 After that he immediately will come to consciousness! 231 00:19:06,996 --> 00:19:08,705 Who? Who is it? 232 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:14,865 Go ahead! Please. Where am I? Where am I? 233 00:19:15,075 --> 00:19:16,465 In K.G.B. 234 00:19:16,675 --> 00:19:17,985 - Espionage? - No! 235 00:19:18,155 --> 00:19:21,265 The KGB is the Regional State Hospital. 236 00:19:21,435 --> 00:19:23,065 You are at the local hospital! 237 00:19:23,235 --> 00:19:26,349 - In the hospital? - Yes... you've been here for two hours... 238 00:19:26,519 --> 00:19:29,709 Shock state what happened to you? 239 00:19:30,239 --> 00:19:32,618 - Who is it? - No, no, it's a sister. 240 00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:34,709 - Mine? - No, nun. 241 00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:36,949 - From Monza? - No, from All Saints. 242 00:19:37,119 --> 00:19:38,589 Go, sister, go. 243 00:19:38,759 --> 00:19:41,829 Well, tell me What happened to you? 244 00:19:41,999 --> 00:19:44,459 - What is it? - Nothing... so what happened? 245 00:19:44,639 --> 00:19:46,109 - With whom? - With you. 246 00:19:46,279 --> 00:19:50,149 With me? I am ashamed. 247 00:19:50,599 --> 00:19:53,828 - Boldly! - I... I was there. 248 00:19:54,038 --> 00:19:55,428 - Where? - In the woods. 249 00:19:55,598 --> 00:19:59,382 - In the woods! - Yes... 250 00:19:59,602 --> 00:20:01,902 You know how is it in the forest? 251 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:05,272 But... exactly when I was there, puff! 252 00:20:05,442 --> 00:20:08,002 And I had a sunstroke... and I... 253 00:20:08,162 --> 00:20:10,462 - Sunstroke in the forest? - I fell. 254 00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:13,352 - But there is a shadow everywhere! - Shadow strike! 255 00:20:13,522 --> 00:20:17,591 - Shadow strike! - This is typical of Romagna, right? 256 00:20:17,961 --> 00:20:20,871 These shadow blows are very dangerous. 257 00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:22,951 - Are you joking! - No. 258 00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:25,631 I read in your docs, what are you praetor... 259 00:20:25,801 --> 00:20:27,631 ...you must tell me the truth! 260 00:20:27,801 --> 00:20:30,031 So tell me... what happened to you! 261 00:20:30,201 --> 00:20:32,315 - I... will I sit down? - Sure. 262 00:20:37,124 --> 00:20:40,554 Thanks. Doctor, I will tell you the truth. 263 00:20:42,844 --> 00:20:45,514 I have, I had no sunstroke. 264 00:20:45,684 --> 00:20:49,384 I fainted because I had a vision. 265 00:20:49,564 --> 00:20:53,314 Unearthly! Meeting with an alien? 266 00:20:53,484 --> 00:20:57,315 - What was he like? - He was very beautiful! 267 00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:00,194 - Have you seen him from afar? - No, no!!! 268 00:21:00,364 --> 00:21:07,518 He was very close, right here, face to face, directly opposite. 269 00:21:07,728 --> 00:21:12,588 - And what did he look like? - It was a cat! 270 00:21:13,048 --> 00:21:16,798 - Siamese or Persian? - No, he was! 271 00:21:17,128 --> 00:21:23,157 - Sorry, curly, black cat. - A black, curly cat? 272 00:21:23,767 --> 00:21:28,317 - With human eyes? - No! He had no eyes! 273 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:32,307 Black, curly, without eyes? I do not understand. 274 00:21:34,847 --> 00:21:38,841 Excuse me, I am still impressed. 275 00:21:39,011 --> 00:21:42,321 Sorry to be honest, this word is "cat..." 276 00:21:42,491 --> 00:21:45,320 ...but I still have to tell you everything. 277 00:21:45,490 --> 00:21:47,400 Can I talk bluntly? 278 00:21:47,570 --> 00:21:50,200 Talk to me, as with your confessor! 279 00:21:50,370 --> 00:21:52,200 So, this cat! 280 00:21:52,370 --> 00:22:00,640 ...was not an independent being, it was an accessory on a naked woman. 281 00:22:00,970 --> 00:22:03,080 - Naked? - Completely naked... 282 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:06,919 And this cat! Curly! Hairy! 283 00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:08,439 Excuse me. 284 00:22:08,969 --> 00:22:15,043 I saw her and then fainted once. 285 00:22:15,253 --> 00:22:17,553 Lose consciousness because of a naked woman? 286 00:22:17,733 --> 00:22:18,563 Wow. 287 00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:23,364 You think so, because you... you don't know what happened to me. 288 00:22:23,534 --> 00:22:26,094 Doctor, I have to tell you... 289 00:22:26,654 --> 00:22:30,083 ...that I have 25 years nothing comes out. 290 00:22:30,253 --> 00:22:32,123 - Such a constipation? - No, what constipation... 291 00:22:32,293 --> 00:22:34,203 I sometimes do not have time to run away. 292 00:22:34,373 --> 00:22:36,963 And once, in the midst of a court hearing... 293 00:22:37,133 --> 00:22:39,693 ...there was a real disaster! 294 00:22:39,853 --> 00:22:42,643 - But here is different. - And what? 295 00:22:45,057 --> 00:22:49,247 - I have no orgasm. - Amazing! Never? 296 00:22:49,497 --> 00:22:54,126 Never! Not once! Generally! Generally never! 297 00:22:55,216 --> 00:22:58,526 No! Sorry, only once, in childhood... 298 00:22:58,696 --> 00:23:00,846 ...while reading the book "Heart." 299 00:23:01,096 --> 00:23:02,316 The "Heart" of De Amicis? 300 00:23:02,496 --> 00:23:05,056 Episode about a young teacher with a cat, no! 301 00:23:05,216 --> 00:23:06,276 With a red pen! 302 00:23:06,456 --> 00:23:09,806 She was there this teacher with a cat! 303 00:23:09,976 --> 00:23:10,806 Excuse me. 304 00:23:10,976 --> 00:23:14,885 And with this teacher... I experienced a real orgasm... 305 00:23:15,055 --> 00:23:20,329 ...with a teacher with a black cat, no! With red! 306 00:23:22,459 --> 00:23:24,609 Now I am absolutely calm. 307 00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:30,689 If you don't mind, I want so you let me go. 308 00:23:30,899 --> 00:23:34,889 - But we did not agree on the cat! - No! Not that! 309 00:23:35,058 --> 00:23:37,048 - Good good! - Let me go! 310 00:23:37,218 --> 00:23:39,408 Do not get angry! Sign here. 311 00:23:39,578 --> 00:23:41,328 - Name and surname. - Name and surname. 312 00:23:41,498 --> 00:23:44,169 - And I will let you go. - Done! 313 00:23:44,619 --> 00:23:46,809 It's mine... my documents. 314 00:23:47,019 --> 00:23:50,449 Name and surname... thank you very much. 315 00:23:50,659 --> 00:23:52,093 - Happily! - Goodbye. 316 00:23:52,263 --> 00:23:55,133 - What's your name? - Gildo Manelli. 317 00:23:55,303 --> 00:23:57,093 But you wrote a cat!!! 318 00:24:00,062 --> 00:24:01,122 Excuse me. 319 00:24:04,582 --> 00:24:06,932 - How cute here! - True? 320 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,172 - Ask! - Thanks! 321 00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:21,051 - Beautiful gym! - My little kingdom... 322 00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:25,495 I do not invite anyone here... but since you and I are colleagues. 323 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:27,375 We? Colleagues? 324 00:24:27,745 --> 00:24:31,285 Simone said that you and I have the same job. 325 00:24:31,465 --> 00:24:34,135 She said, What am I interested in bodybuilding? 326 00:24:34,305 --> 00:24:36,685 Yeah that you walk to the gym in Milan... 327 00:24:36,865 --> 00:24:39,655 ...and that you are special in bodybuilding. 328 00:24:41,025 --> 00:24:43,934 - See what muscles? - Congratulations! 329 00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:49,734 - Which muscle do you like more? - I do not know. 330 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:56,694 - Would you like to have a look? - No, let's not rush. 331 00:24:58,748 --> 00:25:04,377 - It's deltoid, what do you say? - Deltoid, deltoid... 332 00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:12,018 Look, the muscles are beautiful, when they are well pumped up! 333 00:25:13,108 --> 00:25:15,018 - Do not touch! - No? 334 00:25:15,188 --> 00:25:18,098 I'm in a pose... look into my eyes! 335 00:25:18,708 --> 00:25:21,658 - What do you see? - What should I see? 336 00:25:21,828 --> 00:25:24,898 C'mon, speak! Maybe steroids? 337 00:25:26,467 --> 00:25:27,377 - Yes. - No! 338 00:25:27,547 --> 00:25:29,817 You are mistaken. I'm not a drug addict! 339 00:25:30,347 --> 00:25:31,567 Undress! 340 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:35,821 - So right away? - I want to see. 341 00:25:36,951 --> 00:25:41,221 But I... I'm so... not used to it! 342 00:25:41,431 --> 00:25:45,261 - Undress, stop breaking. - And no entry? 343 00:25:45,431 --> 00:25:46,901 Why is this still? 344 00:26:02,550 --> 00:26:03,940 Turn around. 345 00:26:09,434 --> 00:26:11,583 You are too constrained and clamped. 346 00:26:11,873 --> 00:26:15,223 Now I will warm you up! 347 00:26:20,273 --> 00:26:25,063 - Have you been doing this for a long time? - Yes. Four or five months. 348 00:26:25,473 --> 00:26:28,503 While my husband was hiding from justice. 349 00:26:28,953 --> 00:26:31,664 - Did you do it together? - Sure! 350 00:26:32,114 --> 00:26:34,383 And I'm always alone... so high. 351 00:26:34,553 --> 00:26:36,743 So you are a real egoist. 352 00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:41,267 Maybe we'll try some pose? How much do you know? 353 00:26:41,637 --> 00:26:47,187 - Three, four, traditional... - But only? 354 00:26:47,557 --> 00:26:50,347 My husband did not have much imagination. 355 00:26:51,557 --> 00:26:53,187 Do you know more? 356 00:26:53,397 --> 00:26:57,906 - Eighty-five, ninety! - Wow! Really? 357 00:26:58,316 --> 00:27:01,906 I'm not an amateur, I'm a professional! Let's try it. 358 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,826 - Take a position! - Where is "here"? 359 00:27:06,996 --> 00:27:08,506 Spread your legs. 360 00:27:09,236 --> 00:27:12,150 Right here? With this thing? 361 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:16,390 Yes, you do not know how! And Simone said you were a master! 362 00:27:17,559 --> 00:27:20,709 Girlfriends are always exaggerating. 363 00:27:21,199 --> 00:27:26,139 I don't know how you do it, I'm used to it the old fashioned way. 364 00:27:27,039 --> 00:27:30,389 Can't you start in bed? 365 00:27:30,559 --> 00:27:32,859 In the bed? And what to do there? 366 00:27:33,079 --> 00:27:36,589 - And what to do on this contraption? - Bodybuilding. 367 00:27:36,759 --> 00:27:38,349 Bodybuilding? 368 00:27:41,078 --> 00:27:42,388 What's so funny? 369 00:27:44,158 --> 00:27:49,432 - Sorry, I misunderstood you. - What did you misunderstand? 370 00:27:51,122 --> 00:27:53,993 You see, I never went to the gym... 371 00:27:54,163 --> 00:27:56,463 ...and gymnastics doesn't interest me! 372 00:27:56,643 --> 00:27:59,793 And the muscles disgust me! 373 00:28:00,003 --> 00:28:04,862 - Why did you come? - To make love. 374 00:28:05,042 --> 00:28:08,952 With whom? With me? Why didn't you say right away? 375 00:28:09,242 --> 00:28:11,872 Do you want to go to bed? Yeah right now! 376 00:28:20,486 --> 00:28:22,756 Excuse me, I'm probably an amateur. 377 00:28:22,926 --> 00:28:26,155 Explain to me as a professional, what are you doing? 378 00:28:26,325 --> 00:28:28,955 I put on gloves and a protective shirt. 379 00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:32,155 This is for you... and no kisses on the lips. 380 00:28:34,125 --> 00:28:36,635 You make love in such equipment? 381 00:28:36,805 --> 00:28:41,995 With all the existing lethal illnesses I would also wear a spacesuit. 382 00:28:46,045 --> 00:28:47,914 Why are you getting dressed? 383 00:28:51,644 --> 00:28:54,718 - Where are you going? - I'm leaving! Immediately! 384 00:28:54,888 --> 00:28:59,318 - You feel bad? - No, on the contrary, everything is fine! 385 00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:01,598 This is bad for you, very bad! 386 00:29:01,768 --> 00:29:06,278 And in your eyes I really I see steroids, and not only there! 387 00:29:06,448 --> 00:29:09,477 You have them here in the brain, and it is visible! 388 00:29:11,367 --> 00:29:12,997 How did you determine? 389 00:29:25,452 --> 00:29:27,362 - Carlo! - What? 390 00:29:27,572 --> 00:29:30,682 That you invited Signora Bozzi with his wife? 391 00:29:30,931 --> 00:29:33,391 Yes, there is one thing. 392 00:29:33,691 --> 00:29:36,601 Your usual business? Sorry, dear. 393 00:29:39,251 --> 00:29:44,241 - It cradles me, I can't! - Quietly! And then they will immediately guess. 394 00:29:44,931 --> 00:29:46,881 - Shoes! - What are the shoes? 395 00:29:47,451 --> 00:29:51,481 - You have to take them off! - We just bought them? 396 00:29:51,811 --> 00:29:54,920 Don't you know What do yachts go barefoot? 397 00:29:55,090 --> 00:29:57,240 Without heels my ass is failing! 398 00:29:57,410 --> 00:30:01,244 I hope you do not break the bottom of the yacht... go on. 399 00:30:01,414 --> 00:30:04,684 - And you will not shoot? - Can't you see I'm in moccasins? 400 00:30:04,854 --> 00:30:08,604 You finally arrived! Signora Bozzi? 401 00:30:09,894 --> 00:30:12,964 - Very nice! - You can wear shoes! 402 00:30:13,214 --> 00:30:15,513 I redo the deck every half year! 403 00:30:15,693 --> 00:30:17,443 - Thanks!! - How are you? 404 00:30:17,613 --> 00:30:20,723 - This is my wife, Uchcha. - Really a wife? 405 00:30:20,893 --> 00:30:24,643 Wife, wife! Here are the rings. 406 00:30:24,893 --> 00:30:26,803 Carlo, will you introduce us? 407 00:30:26,973 --> 00:30:30,593 My sister Rita, Countess Francalancha. 408 00:30:30,773 --> 00:30:33,407 - Good afternoon! - Signora Bozzi. 409 00:30:33,657 --> 00:30:35,367 - I am glad. - Well. 410 00:30:35,857 --> 00:30:39,206 - How is your husband doing? - Do you know him? 411 00:30:39,456 --> 00:30:43,847 Of course I saw his photograph, seems to be in Capital. 412 00:30:44,057 --> 00:30:46,727 - Maybe. - No, no, in the Express! 413 00:30:46,897 --> 00:30:49,687 In between customers, I always... 414 00:30:50,217 --> 00:30:52,647 - You feel bad? - She got a little sickness. 415 00:30:52,817 --> 00:30:54,887 - Want to sit down? - Painfully! 416 00:30:56,537 --> 00:30:58,917 Take a look... he just got caught! 417 00:30:59,097 --> 00:31:03,406 - How lovely! - Disgusting. 418 00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:06,090 Just a miracle. 419 00:31:06,540 --> 00:31:11,330 How nice to feel the last flinching defenseless creatures! 420 00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:12,850 Amazing! 421 00:31:14,020 --> 00:31:16,930 - Are you still feeling bad? - No... 422 00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:20,570 My wife can't see how animals die. 423 00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:22,609 This is contrary to its principles. 424 00:31:22,779 --> 00:31:25,079 - She's a Buddhist?! - No... 425 00:31:25,379 --> 00:31:26,969 ...just a humanist! 426 00:31:27,139 --> 00:31:30,409 I have not shown my yacht yet, not a single humanist. 427 00:31:30,579 --> 00:31:31,449 Will you allow? 428 00:31:31,619 --> 00:31:34,179 Of course, Uchcha, go... look at the yacht! 429 00:31:34,339 --> 00:31:35,169 Ask. 430 00:31:35,339 --> 00:31:36,849 - Dr. Bozzi? - Countess! 431 00:31:37,019 --> 00:31:41,413 I want to introduce our friends to you, Lady and Lord Donadoni. 432 00:31:41,663 --> 00:31:42,693 Very nice. 433 00:31:42,863 --> 00:31:45,532 Dr. Gianni Bozzi... business partner Carlo. 434 00:31:45,702 --> 00:31:46,532 Clear. 435 00:31:46,702 --> 00:31:49,052 - Anything to drink, dear? - Let's go to. 436 00:31:49,222 --> 00:31:50,612 Yes, with pleasure! 437 00:31:50,782 --> 00:31:55,412 Doctor, do you want to strengthen contact with Signor Pederchini? 438 00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:56,932 Yes... 439 00:31:57,182 --> 00:32:00,372 I got it, as soon as I saw your wife! 440 00:32:00,902 --> 00:32:01,732 How? 441 00:32:01,902 --> 00:32:04,773 What's on her forehead? "Import / Export?" 442 00:32:04,943 --> 00:32:08,252 Don't worry, Signor Bozzi, nothing wrong... 443 00:32:08,422 --> 00:32:10,532 ...I went through this myself. 444 00:32:10,942 --> 00:32:12,132 Gone what? 445 00:32:12,386 --> 00:32:17,136 Everyone knows that Pederchini not indifferent to other people's wives. 446 00:32:17,506 --> 00:32:20,096 To others maybe, but not mine! 447 00:32:20,586 --> 00:32:26,136 Signor Donadoni, are you betting questioned my decency?! 448 00:32:27,466 --> 00:32:32,655 - And... then you manage to make a deal? - It comes together, it succeeds. 449 00:32:33,065 --> 00:32:36,735 - Are you sure? - Yes. It's a whole ritual. 450 00:32:36,905 --> 00:32:37,885 - Really? - Yes. 451 00:32:38,065 --> 00:32:38,935 Tell me. 452 00:32:39,105 --> 00:32:42,135 At a certain hour, at a favorable moment... 453 00:32:42,305 --> 00:32:46,419 ...the engineer will not have deer grappa, his beloved. 454 00:32:47,669 --> 00:32:52,608 Then he will ask you to buy her and will be left alone with your wife. 455 00:32:52,908 --> 00:32:56,298 - Understood, deer grappa? - Deer grappa. 456 00:32:56,468 --> 00:32:58,178 - It is this one. - Yes. 457 00:32:59,788 --> 00:33:04,258 I'll buy him elk too, and Kozlinu, what difference does it make to me! 458 00:33:04,708 --> 00:33:06,338 - Do you have experience? - Yes. 459 00:33:07,708 --> 00:33:10,818 This is a room for confidential meetings. 460 00:33:11,228 --> 00:33:13,258 - Let's move on? - Thanks. 461 00:33:14,587 --> 00:33:17,897 - Here, here. - Sorry, what are you doing? 462 00:33:18,067 --> 00:33:20,341 I didn't want to push you. 463 00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:23,301 This is so that you do not fall, but if you don't want to... 464 00:33:23,471 --> 00:33:27,662 No, no, go on, it doesn't bother me at all. 465 00:33:28,072 --> 00:33:31,062 - You are very pretty! - You too! 466 00:33:31,752 --> 00:33:33,742 You have not told me your name yet? 467 00:33:33,912 --> 00:33:37,061 My name is Marisa, Marisa Dae Tre Fontane. 468 00:33:37,231 --> 00:33:44,261 So are you a marquise? Did your husband tell you about that businessman? 469 00:33:44,751 --> 00:33:47,661 Gianni said that I should be nice. 470 00:33:47,831 --> 00:33:50,581 I know, that I'm a little weird. 471 00:33:50,871 --> 00:33:53,305 Then if all three of us agree... 472 00:33:53,555 --> 00:33:57,705 - Now three? - Me, you and your husband. 473 00:33:57,914 --> 00:33:58,824 Carlo! 474 00:33:58,994 --> 00:34:02,344 I ordered from Truchido for nine, time to go! 475 00:34:03,274 --> 00:34:04,904 Do you know Truchido? 476 00:34:05,074 --> 00:34:09,424 It seems in such restaurants fed with all sorts of nastiness. 477 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:12,664 But then you go there, and eat this muck. 478 00:34:12,834 --> 00:34:14,624 Exactly... are you with us? 479 00:34:14,794 --> 00:34:18,744 Of course, Countess, I love disgusting cuisine. 480 00:34:19,034 --> 00:34:20,623 So, we will be served... 481 00:34:20,793 --> 00:34:25,063 ...broth from a killer, pasta from scum, roast from scavenger... 482 00:34:25,233 --> 00:34:27,947 ...fish from a pervert, the skin of a dolphin... 483 00:34:28,117 --> 00:34:28,947 It... 484 00:34:29,117 --> 00:34:31,467 - Like a pig with mussels? - Exactly! 485 00:34:31,637 --> 00:34:35,587 - Yes? - Then I still strudel from a maniac. 486 00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:39,147 - A bit of everything! - Perfectly! 487 00:34:39,317 --> 00:34:42,306 More pepper, mostly on the head. 488 00:34:43,516 --> 00:34:46,986 There is nothing better than disgusting dishes. 489 00:34:47,316 --> 00:34:50,937 With pepper, this is too much! And with a head too! 490 00:34:51,597 --> 00:34:53,227 As always, fish. 491 00:34:54,517 --> 00:34:57,427 Caught in Rimini a real delicacy! 492 00:35:01,881 --> 00:35:04,550 From our sea, very tasty! 493 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:10,980 Give it a try! 494 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:16,340 - Thank you, but I don't want something! - Do not break, try at least one! 495 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:23,110 - I completely forgot, but are you a humanist too? - No, but I prefer a raid! 496 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,949 Banzai! 497 00:35:31,439 --> 00:35:35,223 - Martial arts? - I watched Karate Kid seven times. 498 00:35:38,723 --> 00:35:44,673 Don't worry, for the sake of such a thing I can swallow even a shark, or octopus. 499 00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:48,793 I'm not because of the fish... he put his foot in me. 500 00:35:49,682 --> 00:35:53,192 Take it easy, engineer Pederichi washes his feet! 501 00:35:53,442 --> 00:35:57,792 Pepperini, I'm sorry that I tear you from this muck... 502 00:35:58,122 --> 00:36:00,472 ...did you see my contract? 503 00:36:00,762 --> 00:36:04,992 That 40 billion businessman between Nepal and Bangladesh. 504 00:36:05,202 --> 00:36:09,876 Yes, but with branches in Sri Lanka, Laos and Accra. 505 00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:12,875 Sure, the beginning was great... 506 00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:16,716 ...if we continue to have mutual understanding, think that... 507 00:36:16,886 --> 00:36:19,476 Pederchini further will be even better! 508 00:36:25,046 --> 00:36:26,556 Who are you, joker? 509 00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:30,266 Pino Trikariko, theater actor, comedian, dreamer. 510 00:36:30,606 --> 00:36:31,606 Come in! 511 00:36:33,605 --> 00:36:35,435 How is the public? Hot? 512 00:36:35,605 --> 00:36:40,039 - Say something. - You must tell us! 513 00:36:40,409 --> 00:36:42,919 Do you want so we go crazy? 514 00:36:43,129 --> 00:36:45,799 We have no more strength! You have to talk! 515 00:36:45,969 --> 00:36:47,999 Do you want us to lose our appetite? 516 00:36:48,169 --> 00:36:49,599 Hell! Shut up you! 517 00:36:49,769 --> 00:36:51,719 - Shut up! - Stop it. 518 00:36:51,889 --> 00:36:53,439 Okay, I'll tell you! 519 00:36:58,728 --> 00:37:01,758 It was like in the "Dynasty" when Ellen... 520 00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:05,198 - Isn't Helene in Dallas? - Do not interrupt her! 521 00:37:05,928 --> 00:37:07,398 Go on, Night. 522 00:37:08,168 --> 00:37:11,518 When Helen realized your dream of love... 523 00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:14,642 ...and decided to hold unforgettable days on a father-in-law boat. 524 00:37:14,812 --> 00:37:16,842 - It was Senator Farla. - No, not him. 525 00:37:17,012 --> 00:37:20,321 Yes, shut up you! She finally spoke! 526 00:37:20,491 --> 00:37:24,241 Night what happened on this damn boat? 527 00:37:26,491 --> 00:37:31,881 Merciless wave, lightning, and in an instant it was all over. 528 00:37:33,091 --> 00:37:36,081 My Gustavo swallowed the sea creatures. 529 00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:40,601 And I was petrified with horror like a nerd. 530 00:37:40,771 --> 00:37:43,231 What did you do on this boat? 531 00:37:48,135 --> 00:37:50,485 - Cariola. - Cariola? 532 00:37:51,055 --> 00:37:54,405 Damn cariola, she ruined everything. Damn it! 533 00:37:54,575 --> 00:38:00,725 - You shouldn't have done that! - I said it was dangerous! 534 00:38:00,895 --> 00:38:02,884 Do not touch her! 535 00:38:03,054 --> 00:38:05,844 When two love each other... 536 00:38:06,014 --> 00:38:09,554 ...they have a reason to do cariola, that's all. 537 00:38:09,894 --> 00:38:11,364 That's all. 538 00:38:14,334 --> 00:38:17,444 Sorry, you will tell me when... 539 00:38:17,974 --> 00:38:19,084 When that? 540 00:38:19,618 --> 00:38:22,648 - When should I speak? - Yes, when you want. 541 00:38:24,058 --> 00:38:25,727 Wonderful, Duncheon! 542 00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:46,767 Very good! Lord... 543 00:38:46,937 --> 00:38:51,766 No! No, no, no, no. 544 00:39:00,260 --> 00:39:03,881 I see today we have a noble audience, hot... 545 00:39:04,061 --> 00:39:06,571 ...so I'll start with a pun. 546 00:39:06,781 --> 00:39:10,930 It's necessary to freeze something, to melt the ice. 547 00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:14,890 Pun... freeze to melt the ice. 548 00:39:16,060 --> 00:39:17,330 This is complete nonsense. 549 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:18,640 So you know... 550 00:39:18,820 --> 00:39:23,090 ...why dwarfs never do not accept nudists in society? 551 00:39:23,580 --> 00:39:27,174 Because they are curious stick your nose everywhere! 552 00:39:32,943 --> 00:39:36,413 Since they are dwarfs, their nose is level... 553 00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:39,693 - When will the performance begin? - He's already coming. 554 00:39:39,863 --> 00:39:41,453 There is another story... 555 00:39:41,623 --> 00:39:46,333 ...a little fantastic about one worker from Turin. 556 00:39:46,503 --> 00:39:50,173 I will tell her in the Turin dialect. 557 00:39:50,343 --> 00:39:54,692 One worker from Turin is late to work and tells the boss: 558 00:39:54,862 --> 00:40:00,016 "A dog bit me on the leg, and I went to get the vaccine." 559 00:40:00,186 --> 00:40:01,576 And the boss asks: 560 00:40:01,746 --> 00:40:05,656 "In hospital?" And he replies: "No, no, in the ass." 561 00:40:06,666 --> 00:40:08,656 I do not see anything funny. 562 00:40:11,026 --> 00:40:12,296 What's the point? 563 00:40:13,826 --> 00:40:18,975 The boss meant the establishment, and the worker is part of the body. 564 00:40:20,305 --> 00:40:22,055 That's the pun. 565 00:40:23,385 --> 00:40:29,016 I've told, that the story is a little fantastic. 566 00:40:32,670 --> 00:40:34,060 There is one more, awesome... 567 00:40:34,230 --> 00:40:36,690 ...sometimes I remember her and laugh even at night. 568 00:40:36,870 --> 00:40:37,740 Very funny. 569 00:40:37,910 --> 00:40:41,739 One signor meets a friend at the cemetery and asks: 570 00:40:41,909 --> 00:40:43,179 "What happened?" 571 00:40:43,349 --> 00:40:45,419 He replies: "I'm going to bury my wife." 572 00:40:45,589 --> 00:40:48,259 "Why is your whole face scratched?" 573 00:40:48,429 --> 00:40:52,209 He says: "Because she did not want to die!" 574 00:40:57,549 --> 00:41:00,978 The wife didn't want... didn't want to be buried... 575 00:41:01,148 --> 00:41:05,378 ...because she was alive she was completely against it. 576 00:41:06,712 --> 00:41:12,812 The comic moment begins precisely from this: Did not want to. 577 00:41:13,352 --> 00:41:17,102 Not funny... you must make laugh. 578 00:41:17,712 --> 00:41:19,742 I accept any criticism... 579 00:41:19,912 --> 00:41:23,341 ...but you have to say what do you want to hear. 580 00:41:23,511 --> 00:41:26,501 I tried enough... turning to the classics? 581 00:41:26,671 --> 00:41:29,861 I have a rich repertoire... want King Lear? 582 00:41:30,031 --> 00:41:31,581 Shakespeare is always Shakespeare. 583 00:41:31,751 --> 00:41:34,781 I start: "Blow the winds, open the sky!" 584 00:41:34,951 --> 00:41:36,581 - Where to blow? - Into the sky. 585 00:41:36,751 --> 00:41:38,501 - Why blow? - This is Shakespeare. 586 00:41:38,671 --> 00:41:43,825 - Sing if you can! There is an orchestra! - With pleasure, I give in to violence. 587 00:41:43,995 --> 00:41:47,695 I think, the moment has come for a musical break! 588 00:41:48,675 --> 00:41:50,025 I want to die!!! 589 00:41:50,315 --> 00:41:52,185 No, no, I don't know this part... 590 00:41:52,355 --> 00:41:55,065 ...but I will find it and turn it on in your repertoire. 591 00:41:55,235 --> 00:41:56,905 Maestro, do you know Champagne? 592 00:41:57,075 --> 00:41:58,295 - Dee Francha? - Exactly. 593 00:41:58,475 --> 00:42:00,775 - In what key? - F major. 594 00:42:00,955 --> 00:42:01,985 Good. 595 00:42:02,795 --> 00:42:06,105 We'll drink champagne for our meeting, for you... 596 00:42:06,275 --> 00:42:08,654 ...even if you went to another... 597 00:42:08,834 --> 00:42:13,698 ...champagne reminds rainy evening, back to the past again. 598 00:42:43,357 --> 00:42:45,737 How did you recognize her son confused? 599 00:42:45,917 --> 00:42:49,541 Champagne... in what sense, Signorina? 600 00:42:51,041 --> 00:42:52,790 Sing and don't stop. 601 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:56,350 For you, even though you went to another. 602 00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:00,270 This is our song... mine and Gustavo. 603 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,830 Learned everything, sneak. 604 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:11,271 - I knew absolutely nothing. - Sing, don't pretend to be an idiot. 605 00:43:11,441 --> 00:43:12,951 Let's drink to a meeting... 606 00:43:13,121 --> 00:43:15,870 There are only two possibilities, either dance or sing. 607 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,150 But let me express pleasure in connection with... 608 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:23,314 ...that I see joy on your again the face that I became has become... 609 00:43:23,484 --> 00:43:25,274 Otalo is closer, sneak. 610 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:36,583 We will drink champagne for our meeting for you, even if you went to another. 611 00:43:37,883 --> 00:43:41,423 - What is the name of this fool? - Cariko, Scariko... 612 00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:46,473 - I see, Scariko. - Let her entertain, he amused her. 613 00:43:47,883 --> 00:43:50,993 What a hard callus on your cheek! 614 00:43:54,407 --> 00:43:58,027 - Too hot? - On the contrary, I do not have enough heat. 615 00:43:58,566 --> 00:44:00,676 Me too, Signorina Bovi. 616 00:44:01,006 --> 00:44:02,516 Call me Night. 617 00:44:05,446 --> 00:44:07,876 - What are you doing? - Improvising! 618 00:44:08,406 --> 00:44:10,866 You know, and you dance well scoundrel. 619 00:44:11,046 --> 00:44:15,676 I know the dance lives in me I do not dance, I create. 620 00:44:16,366 --> 00:44:18,556 Come on, I'll show you the gazebo. 621 00:44:18,726 --> 00:44:22,475 - There is a gazebo here! Come on! - Here, here. 622 00:44:34,329 --> 00:44:39,000 You see, Noche, I've always been located for love adventures. 623 00:44:39,170 --> 00:44:44,159 I was born in a country house... everyone knows what happens there! 624 00:44:44,529 --> 00:44:47,959 I know how the tarantula jumps, how a donkey bites... 625 00:44:48,129 --> 00:44:50,319 ...but cariola is the best!!! 626 00:44:50,529 --> 00:44:53,089 For us, cariola is like a drug! 627 00:44:53,529 --> 00:44:55,719 But it must be emphasized... 628 00:44:56,009 --> 00:44:59,199 ...that constant touch to erogenous zones... 629 00:44:59,409 --> 00:45:02,083 ...may cause to irreparable consequences. 630 00:45:02,253 --> 00:45:03,123 Do not worry. 631 00:45:03,293 --> 00:45:05,402 Say better, do you like this cariola? 632 00:45:05,572 --> 00:45:08,922 Crazy! In my opinion, it surpasses the Kama Sutra! 633 00:45:10,052 --> 00:45:13,442 After that tragedy, I'm still I didn't feel such excitement! 634 00:45:13,612 --> 00:45:16,882 I feel like bride before the wedding! 635 00:45:17,092 --> 00:45:21,242 Was it a scene from the movie? I have no idea. 636 00:45:21,532 --> 00:45:25,482 And I could play a priest, but I do not have enough connections. 637 00:45:25,652 --> 00:45:27,841 Say what you want tell your night! 638 00:45:28,011 --> 00:45:31,681 Do you want to work in a movie? On television, in the theater... 639 00:45:31,851 --> 00:45:33,525 ...sing in La Scala? 640 00:45:33,695 --> 00:45:36,805 - You will sing in La Scala! - Enough! Enough, Night! 641 00:45:36,975 --> 00:45:39,245 You can't do this to me! 642 00:45:39,415 --> 00:45:42,205 Behind the mask of the actor a man is hiding!!! 643 00:45:42,375 --> 00:45:45,995 - At night, do not deceive me. - I was sincere. 644 00:45:46,455 --> 00:45:50,044 I have 92 meat processing plants... 645 00:45:50,254 --> 00:45:52,844 ...four theaters in Italy, five in France... 646 00:45:53,014 --> 00:45:55,724 ...Madison Garden, I don't know where to put it. 647 00:45:55,894 --> 00:45:58,685 Madison Square Garden?! Where does Frank sing? 648 00:45:59,855 --> 00:46:02,285 - Do you want to sing there? - At night, don't say that! 649 00:46:02,455 --> 00:46:03,845 Is that really true? 650 00:46:04,015 --> 00:46:07,489 After cariola, woman can't lie to her man. 651 00:46:07,659 --> 00:46:10,329 I love you, Night! From the minute I saw it! 652 00:46:10,499 --> 00:46:13,008 - From the evening? - It doesn't matter! And the television? 653 00:46:13,178 --> 00:46:14,488 - Four! - TV? 654 00:46:14,658 --> 00:46:16,608 - The channel! - I love you so much! 655 00:46:16,778 --> 00:46:19,008 - Prove it! - Will you allow it? 656 00:46:19,378 --> 00:46:22,208 Cariola!!! In October we are in Sistine! 657 00:46:22,458 --> 00:46:26,728 In January at the Manzoni Theater! In April in Madison! 658 00:46:27,058 --> 00:46:29,288 - And when to relax? - No rest! 659 00:46:29,458 --> 00:46:33,128 Holidays in June, closer to Hollywood! How are you doing with movie theaters? 660 00:46:33,298 --> 00:46:35,677 We have 15 of them... everything for Gustavo. 661 00:46:35,857 --> 00:46:37,287 How he loved the movie! 662 00:46:37,457 --> 00:46:41,531 Forget Gustavo, don't think of him, he is no more!!! 663 00:46:43,341 --> 00:46:45,691 Nooo!!!! Gustavo!!! 664 00:46:45,901 --> 00:46:48,361 Whore! What are you doing here... cariola? 665 00:46:48,541 --> 00:46:52,611 - So do you remember your Gustavo?!!! - I thought you were dead!! 666 00:46:52,781 --> 00:46:56,970 Get out of here, trash! I have been sailing for 15 days! 667 00:46:57,460 --> 00:47:00,020 - My admiration... what did you see? - And what do you want? 668 00:47:00,180 --> 00:47:04,450 Who are you? Who? Say it or not? 669 00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:07,850 - No, please, don't! - Who knows you? 670 00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:14,014 So you drown!! Bowie! Where are you? 671 00:47:14,344 --> 00:47:19,813 Violence is the life of Gustavo! And I? What will happen to me? 672 00:47:20,223 --> 00:47:24,294 I'll go to sleep at the hotel... on a yacht, I feel dizzy. 673 00:47:24,464 --> 00:47:29,254 This whiskey turned your head... the yacht has nothing to do with it. 674 00:47:29,544 --> 00:47:32,854 And you still drink? You drank almost nothing. 675 00:47:33,024 --> 00:47:37,254 - We are here for this! - I didn't drink alcohol at all! 676 00:47:39,224 --> 00:47:41,293 - Good night, Countess. - Same to you. 677 00:47:41,463 --> 00:47:44,533 - Signora, all the best! - Bye, honey! 678 00:47:44,743 --> 00:47:46,253 How did I do it? 679 00:47:50,867 --> 00:47:54,297 Pederchini! The moon today is like in Brunei! 680 00:47:55,707 --> 00:47:58,007 We'll talk about Brunei later. 681 00:47:58,867 --> 00:48:04,256 I'll go I'll put on something more suitable. 682 00:48:11,466 --> 00:48:13,926 It seems soon. 683 00:48:14,866 --> 00:48:18,776 Yes darling, a little later you will cheat on me. 684 00:48:19,306 --> 00:48:20,980 Listen, If you do not want to... 685 00:48:21,150 --> 00:48:23,300 How don't I want this? I don't want to? 686 00:48:23,470 --> 00:48:25,739 I want, I want! You must! 687 00:48:27,469 --> 00:48:28,979 We are here... 688 00:48:32,829 --> 00:48:33,939 Okay. 689 00:48:35,109 --> 00:48:40,659 Maybe then, when we get things done, let's go on a trip with you. 690 00:48:42,349 --> 00:48:45,660 What do you say with five billion can I relax? 691 00:48:45,830 --> 00:48:48,059 - Yes... - I'll take you to Capri! 692 00:48:49,149 --> 00:48:51,979 No, not in Capri! Now everyone goes there! 693 00:48:52,149 --> 00:48:54,263 To Venice! Have you been to Venice? 694 00:48:55,833 --> 00:48:59,303 How many channels are there! More than Berlusconi! 695 00:48:59,793 --> 00:49:03,783 Listen, you kiss me before... 696 00:49:10,392 --> 00:49:11,582 Sure. 697 00:49:16,432 --> 00:49:21,222 Here are the newlyweds in love and that is great! 698 00:49:22,272 --> 00:49:25,662 I wanted to treat you with grappa but grappa... 699 00:49:25,832 --> 00:49:28,586 - It's over! - Well done, I guessed! 700 00:49:28,756 --> 00:49:34,585 Listen Bozzi, could you please buy one bottle of deer grappa? 701 00:49:37,275 --> 00:49:39,385 - It's Deer? - Deer. 702 00:49:40,915 --> 00:49:46,035 Okay, I go back and forth well I went... 703 00:49:46,195 --> 00:49:47,505 Don't hurry. 704 00:49:49,395 --> 00:49:54,065 Darling if I linger don't worry, you are in good hands. 705 00:49:57,634 --> 00:49:59,264 Well, I have gone. 706 00:50:02,758 --> 00:50:05,428 Oh yes I leave here bag with a contract... 707 00:50:05,598 --> 00:50:08,589 ...when I get back with grappa, maybe sign it... 708 00:50:08,759 --> 00:50:11,059 - Then. - Then, then. 709 00:50:12,159 --> 00:50:13,789 I realized then! 710 00:50:13,999 --> 00:50:16,349 - Don't worry, Marcos! - Then. 711 00:50:16,598 --> 00:50:19,668 Hell, can you just say that? 712 00:50:19,838 --> 00:50:24,548 Finally, we were left alone... we can get to know each other better... 713 00:50:27,158 --> 00:50:31,988 - Did something happen? Are you trembling? - No, it's just cold here! 714 00:50:32,238 --> 00:50:36,712 True cool, let's go inside? 715 00:50:38,522 --> 00:50:43,591 It's warmer and more intimate! More intimate!! 716 00:50:53,801 --> 00:50:55,831 Please give grappa. 717 00:50:59,681 --> 00:51:03,030 - No, a bottle. - Are you from Pederchini? 718 00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:07,554 - How do you know?! - Here is his yacht. He loves grappa! 719 00:51:07,724 --> 00:51:09,274 - A deer? - Exactly. 720 00:51:09,804 --> 00:51:15,114 He has large reserves, for himself, for friends and for wives of friends. 721 00:51:21,324 --> 00:51:23,883 - How many? - Eighteen thousand. 722 00:51:24,363 --> 00:51:25,423 Keep the change. 723 00:51:25,603 --> 00:51:29,833 - At the cottage... everything will be fine. - Spit it out. 724 00:51:45,048 --> 00:51:48,157 Marisa! Marisa! Where are you going? 725 00:51:48,807 --> 00:51:51,717 - Vile pig! - What happened? 726 00:51:51,927 --> 00:51:57,557 He is a maniac, at first he eats alive octopus, then raw fish... 727 00:51:57,727 --> 00:52:01,237 What is this about? The Japanese also eat raw fish, sushi! 728 00:52:01,407 --> 00:52:04,717 Yes, but the Japanese don't go crazy over Juventus! 729 00:52:04,887 --> 00:52:05,837 Because of Juventus? 730 00:52:06,007 --> 00:52:09,396 He eats live octopuses and rooting for Juventus!!! 731 00:52:09,566 --> 00:52:12,436 Okay, okay, calm down! I understood! 732 00:52:12,726 --> 00:52:15,160 He is for Juventus! What do you care? 733 00:52:15,330 --> 00:52:17,160 How is it, what? 734 00:52:17,330 --> 00:52:22,760 He wanted me to scream: "Go Juventus, Down with Roma!" 735 00:52:25,370 --> 00:52:27,240 So did you say that? Did you say so? 736 00:52:27,410 --> 00:52:28,440 - I am? - You said? 737 00:52:28,610 --> 00:52:32,119 I weighed him two bream, from which he cannot come to his senses!! 738 00:52:32,289 --> 00:52:34,439 So I scream: "Down with Roma!" 739 00:52:35,009 --> 00:52:41,999 So wait, calm down, did you slap an engineer Pederchini? 740 00:52:42,169 --> 00:52:43,679 Yes, two! 741 00:52:43,969 --> 00:52:47,043 And then she started screaming: "Go ahead, Romaaa!" 742 00:52:47,213 --> 00:52:50,723 Because Roma is not only the command of my heart... 743 00:52:50,893 --> 00:52:52,682 ...but also my love, my passion! 744 00:52:52,852 --> 00:52:54,122 Roma!!! 745 00:52:57,733 --> 00:53:02,283 And you ripped off the case five billion because of Roma? 746 00:53:03,213 --> 00:53:07,683 I sacrificed it for the sake of great sports passion! 747 00:53:08,453 --> 00:53:11,803 Now I will sacrifice you I'll fry alive! 748 00:53:12,053 --> 00:53:13,883 Football hit her in the head! 749 00:53:14,053 --> 00:53:15,802 You get me a kick in the ass... 750 00:53:15,972 --> 00:53:18,642 ...if you don't go work out its 5 million! 751 00:53:18,812 --> 00:53:22,166 Nerd! Get back on the yacht!! 752 00:53:23,376 --> 00:53:26,366 No! Fidelity is not for sale!!! 753 00:53:27,536 --> 00:53:29,646 - Ten millions! - No!!! 754 00:53:29,816 --> 00:53:31,526 - Fifteen. - No! 755 00:53:32,016 --> 00:53:33,566 Okay, I understood. 756 00:53:34,576 --> 00:53:39,365 - What? What do you want to do? - To commit suicide... 757 00:53:39,735 --> 00:53:43,205 - What else can I do? - Stop joking! 758 00:53:43,975 --> 00:53:47,085 To joke? I am a business man! 759 00:53:47,495 --> 00:53:50,525 Rather, I strive to become one... but I'm tired. 760 00:53:50,695 --> 00:53:55,489 I can not conclude a single deals, what can I do? 761 00:53:55,659 --> 00:53:59,608 - Kill yourself! - No! Please, come down! 762 00:53:59,778 --> 00:54:01,128 Are you crazy? 763 00:54:01,298 --> 00:54:03,568 Let's talk! Do not exaggerate! 764 00:54:03,738 --> 00:54:07,128 - Do not scare me, please! - Who is exaggerating? 765 00:54:08,298 --> 00:54:11,998 If I don't do it, banks will take care of this... 766 00:54:12,178 --> 00:54:15,928 ...tenants, wives, Ferrari, together. 767 00:54:18,298 --> 00:54:23,008 I'm sorry because this is the case could fix everything. 768 00:54:24,778 --> 00:54:25,968 Well done. 769 00:54:26,178 --> 00:54:31,122 So I'll die singing: "Thanks, Roma." 770 00:54:32,582 --> 00:54:37,442 No, stop, don't jump! I beg you! I ask! 771 00:54:38,262 --> 00:54:39,732 Leave me alone. 772 00:54:40,222 --> 00:54:43,411 Get dressed... I can't look at you. 773 00:54:45,181 --> 00:54:47,011 Okay, okay, I'm coming... where to? 774 00:54:47,461 --> 00:54:48,681 To Pederchini. 775 00:54:50,741 --> 00:54:55,011 Look... this is the check you gave me. 776 00:54:56,021 --> 00:55:00,335 - What are you doing? - I do not need him! 777 00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:05,375 Because I am Marise de Tre Fontane, devoted fan of Roma! 778 00:55:05,545 --> 00:55:10,854 I am disgusted to take money, for I will scream: "Forward Juventus!!!" 779 00:55:11,384 --> 00:55:16,014 What have you come to it's like an oath! 780 00:55:17,224 --> 00:55:18,574 Do not exaggerate. 781 00:55:27,104 --> 00:55:31,653 You know what I'll tell you? You're right, I'm really a nerd. 782 00:55:44,188 --> 00:55:49,378 Well, Go Forward Juventus Down... 783 00:55:49,588 --> 00:55:50,777 No, no! 784 00:55:51,267 --> 00:55:54,217 Say nothing more, not necessary! 785 00:55:54,547 --> 00:56:02,297 For many years I have been waiting for a woman which could for the sake of passion... 786 00:56:03,347 --> 00:56:08,621 ...even for sports, make any sacrifice. 787 00:56:10,431 --> 00:56:12,860 I feel, I already love her. 788 00:56:14,070 --> 00:56:16,580 Marizuccia! Excuse me. 789 00:56:17,550 --> 00:56:20,460 I would like to know you better. Wait! 790 00:56:20,630 --> 00:56:25,060 - Do not say no. - Actually, I came to say yes. 791 00:56:25,790 --> 00:56:32,620 Tell me when the time is right, when we are away, away from everyone. 792 00:56:33,830 --> 00:56:38,259 My lovely, do you know itaka. 793 00:56:39,709 --> 00:56:40,983 Ita what? 794 00:56:43,793 --> 00:56:46,903 Uchcha? Uchcha, my love! I woke you up? 795 00:56:47,273 --> 00:56:50,743 Listen, I'm sorry... everything is good? 796 00:56:51,273 --> 00:56:54,743 Everything is good... this time the job is done. 797 00:56:55,633 --> 00:56:59,582 Listen about the Ferrari, buy two Testarossas! 798 00:56:59,792 --> 00:57:03,702 Alone in the morning another for the evening. 799 00:57:05,873 --> 00:57:10,783 Book apartments on Wall Street, I'll soon build a house and buy a shop. 800 00:57:15,157 --> 00:57:17,907 Oh God, Lord! Marisa! 801 00:57:18,077 --> 00:57:21,426 Pederchini! Pederchini! Marisa! 802 00:57:21,676 --> 00:57:26,866 Gianni! Gianni! Carlo will take me... 803 00:57:27,036 --> 00:57:28,986 What is that place called? 804 00:57:29,156 --> 00:57:31,386 - Ithaca, my love. - To Ithaca! 805 00:57:31,636 --> 00:57:36,986 - And my contract? - The contract? Here it is! Here! 806 00:57:40,996 --> 00:57:43,345 Oh my God, you hit him in the head! 807 00:57:44,715 --> 00:57:48,419 Don't worry about him... let's think about us better, darling! 808 00:57:48,599 --> 00:57:49,909 Ciao!!! 809 00:57:51,439 --> 00:57:53,389 Bastards! 810 00:58:01,399 --> 00:58:03,389 Just look! 811 00:58:04,078 --> 00:58:08,828 What does Gianni Bozzi do sad and lonely on the shore of Rimini? 812 00:58:08,998 --> 00:58:13,148 Your brother left and took with him my wife and my hopes. 813 00:58:13,478 --> 00:58:15,188 They drove off to Ithaca. 814 00:58:15,838 --> 00:58:18,948 No wonder my brother is crazy. 815 00:58:19,158 --> 00:58:23,472 Therefore we suspended him from managing our finances. 816 00:58:23,642 --> 00:58:27,551 - Could you repeat it? - Carlo has nothing else. 817 00:58:27,721 --> 00:58:31,752 Publications, industry, banks, everything is translated into me! 818 00:58:32,722 --> 00:58:37,712 So... do you sign contracts now? 819 00:58:38,322 --> 00:58:41,392 Sure! It all depends on me. 820 00:58:42,722 --> 00:58:46,792 Including trade with Sri Lanka and Brunei. 821 00:58:48,321 --> 00:58:53,635 Countess, if you want, I will scream: "Long live Juventus!" 822 00:58:53,845 --> 00:58:56,635 Long live the old woman! 823 00:58:57,565 --> 00:58:59,235 No, sorry, what are you talking about! 824 00:58:59,405 --> 00:59:05,745 I'm not interested in team sport... I prefer doubles! 825 00:59:07,005 --> 00:59:10,195 Why don't we talk in your suite? 826 00:59:10,404 --> 00:59:13,754 To make it more convenient to sign a contract! 827 00:59:14,204 --> 00:59:15,634 And about Ithaca too. 828 00:59:18,524 --> 00:59:21,084 I have long been waiting for such an event! 829 00:59:40,407 --> 00:59:44,517 Fetuccini! Bring some jam. 830 00:59:47,767 --> 00:59:51,077 Eat, eat, Gusta, you need to recover... 831 00:59:51,327 --> 00:59:56,037 ...gain strength after all, what happened to you! 832 00:59:57,487 --> 00:59:58,837 What happened to him? 833 01:00:01,291 --> 01:00:05,121 Yugoslav smugglers, they mocked him. 834 01:00:06,131 --> 01:00:09,161 - What did they do? - Tied it with a knot. 835 01:00:11,571 --> 01:00:14,761 Yugoslav smugglers such a tradition. 836 01:00:15,011 --> 01:00:17,200 They always tortured people like that. 837 01:00:17,370 --> 01:00:22,080 Is he still here, this buffoon? Give him the money and send him away! 838 01:00:22,410 --> 01:00:24,710 Actually, I'm still did not finish the negotiations... 839 01:00:24,890 --> 01:00:27,920 ...with Signorina about Madison Square Garden. 840 01:00:28,130 --> 01:00:30,360 What negotiations? Which Madison? 841 01:00:30,530 --> 01:00:32,640 Go to hell! 842 01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:37,164 - No, a minute, I want to try. - Try it? 843 01:00:38,014 --> 01:00:41,123 - What to try? - Gustavo, don't be angry. 844 01:00:41,653 --> 01:00:44,083 You had a new experience in the Adriatic, and I... 845 01:00:44,253 --> 01:00:45,963 What other experience? What kind of experience? 846 01:00:46,133 --> 01:00:47,683 They nearly killed me! 847 01:00:47,853 --> 01:00:50,963 This is also an experience! I need my experience! 848 01:00:51,173 --> 01:00:53,763 - What are you talking about? - See this amoeba? 849 01:00:53,933 --> 01:00:56,843 - Amoebu? - Amoeba, amoeba. 850 01:00:57,213 --> 01:01:00,913 He brought me back a smile when I already lost hope! 851 01:01:01,093 --> 01:01:05,282 Now I have to understand... it's him, and it's you, who is my man? 852 01:01:05,532 --> 01:01:10,806 - It's me, Noche, I'm your man!!! - I don't know, may darling... let's go. 853 01:01:11,056 --> 01:01:15,647 Sorry, Signor Gustavo, but you now on the other side, in Yugoslavia! 854 01:01:15,817 --> 01:01:18,007 I'll kill you! Night! Night! 855 01:01:18,217 --> 01:01:20,847 Stop! Stop!! 856 01:01:21,017 --> 01:01:22,727 Come back! Take it easy! 857 01:01:22,897 --> 01:01:26,326 Do not shout! Otherwise, she will then reproach you! 858 01:01:26,536 --> 01:01:27,846 Listen to us. 859 01:01:46,779 --> 01:01:49,049 - I already gave! - Arnaldo! 860 01:01:50,979 --> 01:01:52,369 Andrea! 861 01:01:53,779 --> 01:01:57,049 I thought you were that beggar from the parish! 862 01:01:57,219 --> 01:01:58,169 I thought so! 863 01:01:58,339 --> 01:02:02,889 How long have you been in Rimini? Lousy wretch! 864 01:02:03,419 --> 01:02:07,249 - I'm passing through here. - How is the mission in the southern forests? 865 01:02:07,419 --> 01:02:10,408 - Are the animals okay? - I left them. 866 01:02:10,778 --> 01:02:11,608 Really? 867 01:02:11,778 --> 01:02:15,482 The vicar sent me on a new mission to Finland, to the Laplanders! 868 01:02:15,662 --> 01:02:18,412 And I decided to visit my brother... 869 01:02:18,622 --> 01:02:23,642 ...this beautiful city this clean air! 870 01:02:25,542 --> 01:02:27,212 Nothing, do not pay attention. 871 01:02:27,382 --> 01:02:30,212 What a beautiful cape! Is this Armani? 872 01:02:31,381 --> 01:02:34,131 - Will you sell it to me? - This is my cassock. 873 01:02:34,461 --> 01:02:36,891 Go, go, get dressed! Come on! 874 01:02:37,541 --> 01:02:39,292 - Is she a Protestant? - Flemish. 875 01:02:39,462 --> 01:02:41,452 Come on, holy one, let's go have breakfast! 876 01:02:41,622 --> 01:02:44,052 Sure, it's all God's lambs. 877 01:02:44,622 --> 01:02:47,816 I must say they are beautiful, these god's sheep! 878 01:02:48,466 --> 01:02:51,976 And Louise, your wife, how's it going? 879 01:02:52,146 --> 01:02:55,015 - My wife? She's gone! - She is resting? 880 01:02:55,225 --> 01:02:58,375 No, she left with Eros... do you remember him? 881 01:02:58,665 --> 01:03:01,455 - With Eros? With that painter? - Yes. Yes. 882 01:03:01,625 --> 01:03:04,335 But he had a wife and four children. 883 01:03:04,505 --> 01:03:08,175 Eros's wife went to Adriano and is already pregnant. 884 01:03:08,505 --> 01:03:12,375 - Adriano is a pediatrician? - Yes, yes, brother Lino. 885 01:03:12,705 --> 01:03:13,845 Lino, Lino. 886 01:03:14,025 --> 01:03:17,094 He fled to Bellaria with Lauretta. Do you remember Lauretta? 887 01:03:17,264 --> 01:03:18,094 Lauretta? 888 01:03:18,264 --> 01:03:22,338 Yes, I remember, second cousin Kara, which was with Oddo! 889 01:03:22,508 --> 01:03:23,418 Yes, Oddo. 890 01:03:23,588 --> 01:03:25,658 - Where did you come from? - From Australia! 891 01:03:25,828 --> 01:03:30,258 - You don't know the last joke? - But I know two about Carabinieri! 892 01:03:30,428 --> 01:03:33,378 But do you remember Oddo? What a womanizer he was! 893 01:03:33,548 --> 01:03:37,457 He was a big mischief but I forgave him all his sins... 894 01:03:37,627 --> 01:03:42,897 He completely lost his head... cohabits with one choreographer. 895 01:03:43,707 --> 01:03:45,017 - Oddo? - Yes. 896 01:03:45,547 --> 01:03:51,337 He was a real big hero... and he lives with a ho... choreographer? 897 01:03:52,027 --> 01:03:55,941 - I won't forgive him any more sins! - That's right. 898 01:03:56,111 --> 01:03:57,941 Because with these sheep... 899 01:03:58,111 --> 01:03:59,500 - Pick up the phone. - Good. 900 01:03:59,670 --> 01:04:02,861 I know who it is! Every morning the same thing. 901 01:04:03,071 --> 01:04:06,221 - Peace and peace to you! - Go to hell, to hell! 902 01:04:06,391 --> 01:04:09,421 Put it on, put it on! This is Lorella, my wife. 903 01:04:09,631 --> 01:04:15,341 Every morning he calls and threatens me... requires child support! Scum! 904 01:04:16,751 --> 01:04:17,811 Clear. 905 01:04:18,231 --> 01:04:20,341 And at work, at least order at work? 906 01:04:20,511 --> 01:04:22,940 Things are good... I am the head of the department! 907 01:04:23,110 --> 01:04:23,940 Good! 908 01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:26,460 Do you remember the director's older sister? 909 01:04:26,630 --> 01:04:30,024 - I have made progress. - Well, stop it, shut up, shut up! 910 01:04:30,194 --> 01:04:32,944 - Auf Wiedersehen! - Bye, beauty! 911 01:04:34,434 --> 01:04:35,544 Ciao! 912 01:04:35,874 --> 01:04:39,544 You have the look of a true priest! A hypocritical screen! 913 01:04:39,714 --> 01:04:41,744 Who knows about your exploits! 914 01:04:41,994 --> 01:04:45,983 How many natives did you find in the forest as a missionary? 915 01:04:46,233 --> 01:04:49,823 Have you ever seen a real native? 916 01:04:49,993 --> 01:04:50,823 No! 917 01:04:50,993 --> 01:04:55,703 Because if you see her, your progress will slow down immediately! 918 01:05:22,156 --> 01:05:25,857 Hello, Signor Praetor! I heard you were in the hospital? 919 01:05:26,037 --> 01:05:27,547 What happened to you? 920 01:05:27,717 --> 01:05:31,256 - What happened to you? - Nothing! Routine inspection. 921 01:05:31,436 --> 01:05:34,710 That is, I went to check the work of the local hospital. 922 01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:35,940 That's all! 923 01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:39,950 - What are you doing? - It's my fault! 924 01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:42,500 Hang some sign a tablet, a board! 925 01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:47,270 - I take sand baths! - In public places they are prohibited! 926 01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:50,270 He is already making up new articles in the law! 927 01:05:50,999 --> 01:05:53,589 What happened to him? Crazy! 928 01:05:54,239 --> 01:05:57,109 - He's kind of weird! - Not your own! 929 01:05:59,279 --> 01:06:01,109 One, two. 930 01:06:04,439 --> 01:06:06,349 Hello how are you doing? 931 01:06:06,679 --> 01:06:09,993 - Who you are? - You won't recognize me? 932 01:06:10,523 --> 01:06:12,233 I am a girl from the forest! 933 01:06:12,443 --> 01:06:15,982 Yesterday I called you an ambulance, When did you feel bad! 934 01:06:16,162 --> 01:06:19,992 It was optional Nevertheless thank you. 935 01:06:20,162 --> 01:06:23,112 Now go away this is a private lesson... 936 01:06:23,282 --> 01:06:27,192 ...and I want to swim in complete peace. 937 01:06:27,402 --> 01:06:33,152 - Why are you so bad? - And why are you so shameless? 938 01:06:33,522 --> 01:06:37,631 Do not be ashamed to go in such a bikini. 939 01:06:38,241 --> 01:06:41,475 You can see everything it is very indecent! 940 01:06:41,965 --> 01:06:44,155 But these are branded things! 941 01:06:44,605 --> 01:06:47,995 You know what, better than a bikini not branded, but from one thing! 942 01:06:48,165 --> 01:06:50,196 From one? What should I take off then? 943 01:06:50,366 --> 01:06:51,276 Do not be smart! 944 01:06:51,446 --> 01:06:54,596 Well, the character! How does your wife endure you? 945 01:06:54,766 --> 01:06:56,636 When I get married I'll let you know! 946 01:06:56,806 --> 01:07:02,075 Now go away, let me swim alone, I train. 947 01:07:03,885 --> 01:07:06,955 One, two, one, two... 948 01:07:38,688 --> 01:07:41,997 - Who is it? - Signor Praetor! 949 01:07:44,527 --> 01:07:46,517 Bring back my swimming trunks! Scum. 950 01:07:46,687 --> 01:07:49,361 Give them to me, please. 951 01:07:50,691 --> 01:07:53,881 Give me the swimming trunks! I will declare on you. 952 01:07:54,051 --> 01:07:55,401 Goodbye! 953 01:08:02,971 --> 01:08:05,480 Duty on the beach! Excuse me. 954 01:08:05,650 --> 01:08:08,210 - Hello, Signor Praetor! - Good afternoon! 955 01:08:08,370 --> 01:08:09,590 Hello. 956 01:08:11,650 --> 01:08:13,201 What situation. 957 01:08:21,775 --> 01:08:25,085 Raphael! Take it off as soon as it comes out! 958 01:08:25,495 --> 01:08:27,564 Are you naked men shocking? 959 01:08:27,734 --> 01:08:29,564 Actually, I like women! 960 01:08:29,734 --> 01:08:32,564 If it starts to get dark photos will not work! 961 01:08:32,734 --> 01:08:35,644 He will be out soon! It starts to get colder! 962 01:08:35,854 --> 01:08:36,994 We will see! 963 01:08:48,374 --> 01:08:51,123 It is with me that had to happen! 964 01:08:51,293 --> 01:08:55,407 Thick, stop it! You are breaking our hearts! 965 01:08:55,577 --> 01:08:57,927 - Yes. Yes. - Get a hold of yourself! 966 01:08:58,137 --> 01:09:01,807 - The night was repulsed, a conflict arose. - What conflict? 967 01:09:01,977 --> 01:09:04,537 She pointed my horns that's the conflict! 968 01:09:04,697 --> 01:09:06,527 You have to put up! 969 01:09:07,177 --> 01:09:09,737 In the courtyard of the second millennium, that happens! 970 01:09:09,897 --> 01:09:13,086 - Even Alberoni speaks about it. - Yes, really, Alberoni! 971 01:09:13,256 --> 01:09:17,606 - What else is Alberoni? - Unknown, it seems one psychiatrist. 972 01:09:18,456 --> 01:09:20,756 Yes, you will not envy him! 973 01:09:24,416 --> 01:09:28,170 - Gustavo? - The night! I'm listening. 974 01:09:35,459 --> 01:09:36,810 The night? 975 01:09:38,180 --> 01:09:40,610 Do you want me to say? 976 01:09:41,420 --> 01:09:44,650 No... I myself! 977 01:09:53,260 --> 01:09:54,480 Thick... 978 01:10:01,023 --> 01:10:02,163 Yes? 979 01:10:02,423 --> 01:10:04,853 I want it for real, to make love. 980 01:10:05,023 --> 01:10:07,323 How? We did this for 6 hours? 981 01:10:07,503 --> 01:10:08,613 Come to me, darling! 982 01:10:08,783 --> 01:10:10,933 Thank God! Finally we all settled! 983 01:10:11,103 --> 01:10:13,133 I set a new record! 984 01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:15,733 Risking my life I could even improve it! 985 01:10:15,903 --> 01:10:17,972 Scariko, nothing just happens! 986 01:10:18,142 --> 01:10:19,732 You will understand later. 987 01:10:19,942 --> 01:10:22,772 Night with Gustavo for three days do not interrupt! 988 01:10:22,942 --> 01:10:26,372 Amazing! It is hard to imagine! 989 01:10:28,702 --> 01:10:32,322 Brothers Bowie, I'm sorry but I have to stress... 990 01:10:32,502 --> 01:10:37,296 ...what is your sister's behavior by it was insulting to me. 991 01:10:37,466 --> 01:10:41,375 Anyway, the performance must continue. 992 01:10:41,945 --> 01:10:46,215 Maybe somebody Will I be paid a reward? 993 01:10:48,785 --> 01:10:51,815 Manzo! Have you prepared a reward? 994 01:10:55,465 --> 01:10:56,425 Yes! 995 01:10:56,625 --> 01:10:59,456 Here are two kilograms 800 grams of meat! 996 01:10:59,866 --> 01:11:00,976 Yes? 997 01:11:05,505 --> 01:11:08,899 I usually get paid foreign or foreign currency. 998 01:11:09,069 --> 01:11:10,859 My rate is much higher. 999 01:11:11,629 --> 01:11:17,379 In any case, the main thing that I returned smile to a beautiful Italian family! 1000 01:11:21,509 --> 01:11:23,969 Is there a bone for the broth here? 1001 01:11:24,388 --> 01:11:26,898 Morelli! It's time to have dinner! 1002 01:11:27,068 --> 01:11:28,208 You are walking? 1003 01:11:28,748 --> 01:11:31,208 Thanks, I'm not hungry! 1004 01:11:31,588 --> 01:11:36,608 Prefer a little more swim... it helps with arthritis. 1005 01:11:37,188 --> 01:11:41,542 - I told you he was crazy! - I think he has problems with his head. 1006 01:11:41,712 --> 01:11:43,502 You heard? 1007 01:11:43,752 --> 01:11:46,981 How to swim at such a time with arthritis? 1008 01:11:47,151 --> 01:11:50,061 Morelli, come out! You'll get sick! 1009 01:11:50,231 --> 01:11:51,621 Get out of the water! 1010 01:12:42,754 --> 01:12:44,624 Help! 1011 01:12:45,674 --> 01:12:46,784 Awful! 1012 01:12:46,994 --> 01:12:49,108 It looks like the initial stage of frostbite. 1013 01:12:49,278 --> 01:12:51,268 He stayed in the water for 17 hours. 1014 01:12:51,478 --> 01:12:54,627 He got on the net alone fishing boat. 1015 01:12:54,797 --> 01:13:00,707 17 hours in the water! Signor Praetor, Signor Praetor! 1016 01:13:01,277 --> 01:13:05,507 Wake up, wake up! You are saved! 1017 01:13:05,717 --> 01:13:07,827 - Who is it? - It's me, your Piedimonte... 1018 01:13:07,997 --> 01:13:09,827 How do you feel? 1019 01:13:10,597 --> 01:13:13,467 I feel, I feel pretty good... 1020 01:13:15,357 --> 01:13:17,786 Here, here, here, on a chair. 1021 01:13:18,036 --> 01:13:22,110 What happened to you? What have you been doing in water for so long? 1022 01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:26,790 Because, I was taking sand baths. 1023 01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:27,950 In water? 1024 01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:32,630 Mud, mud and sand, with wet sand. 1025 01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:37,430 Sand baths help me a lot... I want to go home. 1026 01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:39,709 - Take your clothes. - I'm going to take it. 1027 01:13:39,879 --> 01:13:41,309 No, no, sister will bring. 1028 01:13:41,479 --> 01:13:42,619 - My sister? - Nun! 1029 01:13:42,799 --> 01:13:44,019 A nun from Monza? 1030 01:13:44,199 --> 01:13:47,870 I'll write you a sedative and better tonic! 1031 01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:50,870 And go home... call a taxi? 1032 01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:53,030 I'll take him! 1033 01:13:56,644 --> 01:14:00,183 This is me involuntary reason Signor Praetor's failures! 1034 01:14:00,363 --> 01:14:04,063 I have a car here... I will be happy to take him! 1035 01:14:04,243 --> 01:14:08,993 This is the signorina that I spoke of... the one with the cat. 1036 01:14:10,083 --> 01:14:14,513 - Lola Sarti. - Dr. Piedimonti. Very nice. 1037 01:14:15,443 --> 01:14:18,353 - Take two tablets before... - Food? 1038 01:14:18,563 --> 01:14:20,913 - No, before... - Before the toilet? 1039 01:14:21,083 --> 01:14:22,992 - Before, before... - Sleep? 1040 01:14:23,162 --> 01:14:26,392 Yes, see! This is a real torpedo! 1041 01:14:30,206 --> 01:14:32,506 Are you still angry with me, Gildo? 1042 01:14:32,686 --> 01:14:36,276 Do not call me Gildo... have we switched to "you"? 1043 01:14:36,606 --> 01:14:40,636 - We have never even eaten together. - Is that an invitation? 1044 01:14:40,886 --> 01:14:44,116 - I even think... - With pleasure! 1045 01:15:02,769 --> 01:15:06,758 - What are you doing? - Lick like me. 1046 01:15:06,968 --> 01:15:08,318 How? 1047 01:15:12,729 --> 01:15:14,039 What kind of taste? 1048 01:15:16,049 --> 01:15:20,679 It seems like a lemon. 1049 01:15:21,129 --> 01:15:22,519 It is a taste of love. 1050 01:15:22,889 --> 01:15:25,039 Close your eyes and open your mouth. 1051 01:15:25,209 --> 01:15:26,679 What do you want to do? 1052 01:15:26,849 --> 01:15:28,639 - Eat this. - What? 1053 01:15:28,809 --> 01:15:30,028 - Mussel. - Which one? 1054 01:15:30,208 --> 01:15:32,588 And imagine that you are eating me. 1055 01:15:37,932 --> 01:15:39,042 How? 1056 01:15:40,252 --> 01:15:47,362 It seems a little a little harsh. 1057 01:15:47,932 --> 01:15:50,122 - Want more? - No! 1058 01:15:50,452 --> 01:15:53,761 I would like to go straight to the fruit. 1059 01:16:26,534 --> 01:16:30,924 Gildo, my fork fell under the table... pick it up, please. 1060 01:16:31,094 --> 01:16:33,725 Where? Now. 1061 01:16:34,495 --> 01:16:36,684 - There below? - Yes. 1062 01:16:41,214 --> 01:16:43,728 Gildo! Gildo, what are you doing? 1063 01:16:43,898 --> 01:16:46,128 Nothing, took the plug. 1064 01:16:46,378 --> 01:16:48,838 I hope didn't you look at my legs? 1065 01:16:49,018 --> 01:16:49,998 Who am I? No. 1066 01:16:50,178 --> 01:16:52,008 I don't wear panties. 1067 01:16:52,778 --> 01:16:57,568 And it seemed to me that they you had black with villi. 1068 01:16:57,858 --> 01:16:59,767 - Gildo, see those two? - Where? 1069 01:16:59,937 --> 01:17:02,287 - That tall one? Look. - Yes. 1070 01:17:02,457 --> 01:17:06,727 Once he stopped me, touched me my ass and said: "Beautiful ass!" 1071 01:17:06,897 --> 01:17:11,247 What's bad about it? This is a typical compliment in Romagna... 1072 01:17:11,417 --> 01:17:14,567 - I think there are good people here? - No, they are like animals. 1073 01:17:14,741 --> 01:17:16,891 - You must teach them a lesson. - I am? 1074 01:17:17,061 --> 01:17:19,521 - Aren't you the guardian of the law? - Yes, but... 1075 01:17:19,701 --> 01:17:22,930 Otherwise, I'll do it myself! You have disappointed me! 1076 01:17:23,100 --> 01:17:25,170 I thought, that you too are in love with me! 1077 01:17:25,340 --> 01:17:29,770 But I love... love... Lola, wait, wait a minute. 1078 01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:35,960 - Listen, see that shorty? - Yes. 1079 01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:40,690 He said you are three asses and that if he comes out, he'll hit you! 1080 01:17:48,103 --> 01:17:49,373 Lola! 1081 01:17:51,943 --> 01:17:55,893 - What do you want? - What are you going to do to us? 1082 01:17:56,183 --> 01:17:57,014 I am? 1083 01:17:57,184 --> 01:17:59,644 Nothing, I just said a compliment. 1084 01:17:59,824 --> 01:18:02,774 - Here's a compliment! - How do you talk? 1085 01:18:02,944 --> 01:18:04,374 Pick up the expressions! 1086 01:18:04,544 --> 01:18:06,733 This is slander I will sue, perhaps. 1087 01:18:06,903 --> 01:18:08,013 On whom? 1088 01:18:09,383 --> 01:18:11,893 - Turn around. - I don't want... 1089 01:18:16,223 --> 01:18:17,283 Now it's my turn! 1090 01:18:17,463 --> 01:18:20,293 Wait, Now it's the turn of this signor. 1091 01:18:20,463 --> 01:18:22,497 What did you want to do to us? 1092 01:18:23,627 --> 01:18:26,337 - Can you swim with an hatchet? - Not really. 1093 01:18:26,547 --> 01:18:29,056 Then it's time to learn. 1094 01:18:33,426 --> 01:18:35,216 Help, help. 1095 01:18:40,346 --> 01:18:44,616 Kind heart of my Jesus I love more. 1096 01:18:44,986 --> 01:18:51,455 Rimini, my city of Rimini how beautiful you are... 1097 01:18:52,825 --> 01:18:58,859 For help! Help! Help! 1098 01:18:59,589 --> 01:19:02,459 - I'm going! - Help! 1099 01:19:02,789 --> 01:19:06,619 - Food, hold on! - Faster Faster! 1100 01:19:07,229 --> 01:19:10,739 - I'm flying! Already here! - Help! 1101 01:19:10,909 --> 01:19:12,858 I'm here, grab hold. 1102 01:19:13,868 --> 01:19:19,218 - Help... help. - Yes. 1103 01:19:19,388 --> 01:19:21,219 - I can not anymore. - I'm coming! 1104 01:19:21,389 --> 01:19:24,579 Get me out, please. Help... 1105 01:19:26,549 --> 01:19:27,739 Help. 1106 01:19:36,992 --> 01:19:37,942 What did you do? 1107 01:19:38,112 --> 01:19:42,462 I swam, jellyfish attacked me. Look! 1108 01:19:42,672 --> 01:19:44,702 Sorry, can you... 1109 01:19:44,992 --> 01:19:48,142 - Look, here, here, here! - I can't. 1110 01:19:48,312 --> 01:19:51,702 - Look here, here! - I can't... see! 1111 01:19:52,832 --> 01:19:57,421 Look! Everything's on fire with me! It's like the fire of Sant Antonio! 1112 01:19:57,591 --> 01:20:00,541 This is the temptation the temptation of Sant Anthony! 1113 01:20:00,711 --> 01:20:04,065 She burns and changes color! I read in the encyclical... 1114 01:20:04,235 --> 01:20:05,745 In the encyclopedia... 1115 01:20:05,995 --> 01:20:09,265 Jellyfish have such poison that the skin turns blue! 1116 01:20:09,435 --> 01:20:11,425 No, this is a reflection from the sea!! 1117 01:20:11,595 --> 01:20:14,705 Take cover, take cover cover yourself! 1118 01:20:14,915 --> 01:20:17,865 No! So it's even worse for me! 1119 01:20:18,394 --> 01:20:19,904 Then... 1120 01:20:22,354 --> 01:20:23,744 She touched me! 1121 01:20:23,914 --> 01:20:28,144 - What can I do, I'm not a doctor! - Suck me the poison from the burned places! 1122 01:20:28,314 --> 01:20:29,264 I am? No. 1123 01:20:29,434 --> 01:20:33,304 - Do you know French? - No, I know Latin perfectly. 1124 01:20:33,474 --> 01:20:36,548 Suck me the poison otherwise it will swell even more! 1125 01:20:36,718 --> 01:20:37,548 No. 1126 01:20:37,718 --> 01:20:39,868 I'm not a medic I can not do anything! 1127 01:20:40,038 --> 01:20:42,307 Urgent help needed! I ask you to! 1128 01:20:42,477 --> 01:20:45,388 - What can I do? - I read in the encyclopedia! 1129 01:20:45,558 --> 01:20:49,868 We need to get closer to the victim, and I am a victim, I was burned by jellyfish! 1130 01:20:50,038 --> 01:20:52,418 Ask, do me a favor! 1131 01:20:52,598 --> 01:20:55,108 I need to call a doctor, good doctor! 1132 01:20:55,278 --> 01:20:58,668 - Take a look! - Doctors, doctors! 1133 01:20:59,238 --> 01:21:02,188 We're going to the doctor! We're going to the doctor! 1134 01:21:02,358 --> 01:21:05,467 We're going to the doctor! We're going to the doctor! 1135 01:21:06,437 --> 01:21:08,791 Do not be a scoundrel! 1136 01:21:09,281 --> 01:21:13,551 Do not insist, I almost brought 5 aboriginal women to death. 1137 01:21:13,721 --> 01:21:14,861 I will not suck! 1138 01:21:15,041 --> 01:21:19,751 It burns here, here, here! My chest is burning! 1139 01:21:19,921 --> 01:21:22,631 I can not! It hurts me to look at you! 1140 01:21:22,881 --> 01:21:25,070 I understand, you have tears of hail! 1141 01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:28,070 I suffer a lot! It's impossible! 1142 01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:29,990 - I ask you to! - Stop it! 1143 01:21:30,160 --> 01:21:31,510 I beg you, for God's sake! 1144 01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:34,670 - What did you say? - For God's sake! 1145 01:21:34,880 --> 01:21:38,030 Okay, just because what did you mention the Almighty... 1146 01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:39,630 ...just for the sake of respect. 1147 01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:41,470 Where is "here"? Good. 1148 01:21:42,004 --> 01:21:45,514 No, not there. It hurts here! 1149 01:21:46,724 --> 01:21:48,513 - Passed? - No, suck! 1150 01:21:48,683 --> 01:21:51,193 Now I have to go all the time? 1151 01:21:52,363 --> 01:21:56,113 So... already better, better... Passes by! 1152 01:21:57,483 --> 01:22:00,073 It's going through you, and now I'm unlikely! 1153 01:22:00,243 --> 01:22:03,073 Here, please, here! Burns with clear fire! 1154 01:22:03,243 --> 01:22:06,554 And here, only slightly, slightly. 1155 01:22:06,724 --> 01:22:08,274 - You are welcome. - Yes. 1156 01:22:10,243 --> 01:22:12,623 Thanks! What a relief! 1157 01:22:12,803 --> 01:22:17,357 What a relief! Much better, you are very kind! 1158 01:22:18,567 --> 01:22:22,157 And now, if you want, change! 1159 01:22:23,367 --> 01:22:27,717 I always did a kangaroo and it was awesome! 1160 01:22:30,767 --> 01:22:33,036 - I did not even hope. - For what? 1161 01:22:33,206 --> 01:22:34,636 Ke tu sorti avek mua. 1162 01:22:34,806 --> 01:22:39,876 What do you agree, agree that you will agree with me for a walk. 1163 01:22:40,046 --> 01:22:41,996 - Mua non plu. - What? 1164 01:22:42,806 --> 01:22:44,796 - I, too! - Oh yes! 1165 01:22:46,126 --> 01:22:48,156 Where are you taking me? 1166 01:22:53,250 --> 01:22:57,679 Did you see Milan? Hope we love each other? 1167 01:22:57,969 --> 01:22:58,799 Is it great? 1168 01:22:58,969 --> 01:23:01,199 Explain, why did we come here. 1169 01:23:01,369 --> 01:23:05,559 To throw Italy at your feet: Milan, galleries, spires! 1170 01:23:05,729 --> 01:23:13,439 You are like a fragile Gothic spire, on which the doves decided to perch! 1171 01:23:14,049 --> 01:23:20,718 For your information, Milan hanged nets so that pigeons do not stain spires. 1172 01:23:21,812 --> 01:23:22,952 Networks? 1173 01:23:23,572 --> 01:23:26,762 Then where do they do it, in the skyscrapers? 1174 01:23:26,932 --> 01:23:30,283 - Tolerate! - Did you run away from me to Turin? 1175 01:23:30,453 --> 01:23:33,923 A charming city famous for sheep farming! 1176 01:23:34,093 --> 01:23:37,123 - Sheep in Turin? - Yes, sheep, lambs. 1177 01:23:38,532 --> 01:23:41,482 - Do I laugh too? - It's funny! 1178 01:23:42,132 --> 01:23:46,042 Liliana, where are you? Caution on the road! 1179 01:23:52,732 --> 01:23:57,006 Max, let's go! I'm tired! 1180 01:23:59,536 --> 01:24:00,965 I'm leaving! 1181 01:24:01,295 --> 01:24:02,435 How do you leave? 1182 01:24:02,615 --> 01:24:06,395 Right now when we arrived in this eternal city... 1183 01:24:06,575 --> 01:24:08,285 ...you want to defile everything! 1184 01:24:08,455 --> 01:24:12,125 - I don't like these jokes. - I'm absolutely serious... 1185 01:24:12,295 --> 01:24:13,125 Come to me. 1186 01:24:13,295 --> 01:24:15,885 - What are you doing? - What you need, do not worry! 1187 01:24:16,055 --> 01:24:19,005 - Let go! - Come, come here! 1188 01:24:19,215 --> 01:24:22,245 Let me go! Stop it! 1189 01:24:23,094 --> 01:24:25,444 - They are looking at us. - Who's watching? 1190 01:24:25,694 --> 01:24:26,524 Hell! 1191 01:24:26,694 --> 01:24:29,258 Swiss security? 1192 01:24:31,578 --> 01:24:32,688 Lillian! 1193 01:24:38,938 --> 01:24:40,158 Let's go, let's go! 1194 01:24:40,338 --> 01:24:43,928 - Liliana! - Bye! 1195 01:24:45,857 --> 01:24:47,767 Well, today is the day. 1196 01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:52,727 First: I got an ashtray dirty; Second: Refused! 1197 01:24:53,538 --> 01:24:55,168 We can't get used to this. 1198 01:24:55,338 --> 01:24:58,248 Third: Forced to pay for tickets. 1199 01:25:00,578 --> 01:25:03,932 Lillian! Yes, you go! 1200 01:25:19,101 --> 01:25:23,651 Listen, what have you got? Red heart? 1201 01:25:24,501 --> 01:25:28,691 - Is it a sports association? - Sports Association? 1202 01:25:28,901 --> 01:25:30,450 Somewhat... 1203 01:25:31,220 --> 01:25:37,694 ...permission to play sports, walking, running, and even baseball. 1204 01:25:40,224 --> 01:25:42,604 What do we do? 1205 01:25:44,744 --> 01:25:47,574 Jump into the water and swim to the shore! 1206 01:25:48,344 --> 01:25:51,813 You can jump only I can't swim... 1207 01:25:53,023 --> 01:25:56,333 - I'll try to make it. - You drive a boat so well! 1208 01:25:56,503 --> 01:25:58,803 But he does not know that I can't swim. 1209 01:25:58,983 --> 01:26:00,653 I took it and went. 1210 01:26:00,943 --> 01:26:03,773 Listen, I wanted to say something. 1211 01:26:04,463 --> 01:26:10,137 Despite the fact that we are not familiar and never see you again. 1212 01:26:11,387 --> 01:26:13,337 This was great! 1213 01:26:14,266 --> 01:26:19,777 Yes, but now, as a man, for the sake of what happened... 1214 01:26:19,947 --> 01:26:22,017 ...I can fix it. 1215 01:26:23,347 --> 01:26:27,417 What? Did something happen? 1216 01:26:27,627 --> 01:26:29,927 - Nothing! - Nothing? 1217 01:26:30,107 --> 01:26:34,537 No, it was a dream it seemed to me. 1218 01:26:34,827 --> 01:26:37,736 I have to go... someone is waiting for me. 1219 01:26:37,986 --> 01:26:40,216 I have to leave... time to say good-bye! 1220 01:26:40,386 --> 01:26:41,226 Good! 1221 01:26:41,426 --> 01:26:43,340 Goodbye, my savior! 1222 01:26:51,790 --> 01:26:52,930 Goodbye! 1223 01:26:54,190 --> 01:26:56,340 - Goodbye! - Goodbye! 1224 01:27:05,149 --> 01:27:10,089 If there is anyone upstairs hears do me a favor! 1225 01:27:10,349 --> 01:27:13,379 Help start this damn motor! 1226 01:27:17,033 --> 01:27:20,303 So you are not offended at me? Are you angry? 1227 01:27:21,352 --> 01:27:24,892 Yes, this is the Karim Hotel... I'll call you now. 1228 01:27:25,232 --> 01:27:27,942 Signor Praetor, you to the phone! 1229 01:27:31,032 --> 01:27:33,182 To the phone! Hello? 1230 01:27:34,072 --> 01:27:36,262 Yes, it's me. 1231 01:27:36,592 --> 01:27:39,582 Hello, Signor Prefect. 1232 01:27:40,313 --> 01:27:47,302 I've been waiting for your call for two days... I'm a little excited. 1233 01:27:48,472 --> 01:27:53,626 I was very worried... I was looking for you even in the grove, on the hammock! 1234 01:27:55,996 --> 01:27:58,986 This prefect is very sporty, like Dad. 1235 01:27:59,316 --> 01:28:01,346 I wanted to test you. 1236 01:28:01,596 --> 01:28:05,625 Disappeared for a while to test your feelings! 1237 01:28:05,995 --> 01:28:09,065 To be sure... that you want me! 1238 01:28:09,235 --> 01:28:13,265 - Do you love me? - Yes. 1239 01:28:13,995 --> 01:28:19,345 - Louder! - Yes, I respect you very much! 1240 01:28:19,675 --> 01:28:21,909 Your voice is driving me crazy. 1241 01:28:23,599 --> 01:28:26,869 Tell me what you want kiss me on the lips! 1242 01:28:27,438 --> 01:28:32,748 - I want to kiss you on the lips! - Louder! Even louder! 1243 01:28:33,198 --> 01:28:35,498 I want to... this is the prefect. 1244 01:28:37,038 --> 01:28:40,578 I want to kiss you in the lips, kiss on the lips! 1245 01:28:42,718 --> 01:28:46,668 Come today at three... waiting for you on the street Wisteria. 1246 01:28:47,238 --> 01:28:53,307 Let's be alone: Me, you and love, a lot of love! 1247 01:29:08,202 --> 01:29:10,192 - Yes? - Gildo. 1248 01:29:10,482 --> 01:29:14,151 It's you? Waiting for you... get up. 1249 01:29:14,881 --> 01:29:17,471 Yes... which floor? 1250 01:29:17,641 --> 01:29:20,151 - Twenty seventh. - I'm flying! 1251 01:29:22,921 --> 01:29:26,311 What a nightmare, god... 1252 01:29:26,841 --> 01:29:30,915 The creator of the elevator is a real genius. 1253 01:29:31,325 --> 01:29:39,714 So... it should... must be the twenty-seventh... 1254 01:29:40,084 --> 01:29:42,644 Infernal adventure. 1255 01:29:42,884 --> 01:29:44,834 I can not anymore. 1256 01:33:11,341 --> 01:33:15,122 - Lola, I am burning with desire! - Stop, what are you doing? 1257 01:33:15,302 --> 01:33:16,522 Darling! 1258 01:33:16,861 --> 01:33:20,731 - Come on now... right here! - What? 1259 01:33:20,901 --> 01:33:22,735 Exactly this! 1260 01:33:24,425 --> 01:33:28,655 The pills start to work, no, they are already acting! 1261 01:33:28,825 --> 01:33:31,125 Lola... I love you! 1262 01:33:31,625 --> 01:33:34,815 But I'm not sure of your love! Where is the proof? 1263 01:33:34,985 --> 01:33:36,335 How, where is the evidence? 1264 01:33:36,505 --> 01:33:41,494 It was awesome to call you, how I ran and walked up to the hundredth floor! 1265 01:33:41,664 --> 01:33:45,934 Lola, please, I want to live with you, I want to marry you. 1266 01:33:46,104 --> 01:33:50,454 Do you want me to quit my job! Want to go to Honolulu? 1267 01:33:50,824 --> 01:33:53,694 Let's go to Honolulu! To Paris, so to Paris! 1268 01:33:53,864 --> 01:33:55,538 To Milan, so to Milan! 1269 01:33:56,308 --> 01:33:58,578 Are you ready to fulfill my every desire? 1270 01:33:58,748 --> 01:33:59,808 All you want. 1271 01:33:59,988 --> 01:34:02,097 Take off your trousers first. 1272 01:34:18,427 --> 01:34:22,207 - Look at those two. - Goddess and the beast! 1273 01:34:38,431 --> 01:34:43,701 How I get excited at the thought that under this skirt hides the male body! 1274 01:34:43,871 --> 01:34:47,100 - And you? - I'm not very... 1275 01:34:47,350 --> 01:34:50,970 Because on the way to me almost cheated... 1276 01:34:51,150 --> 01:34:54,820 I have not heard a single kind words... not a single one! 1277 01:34:54,990 --> 01:34:58,860 Try to be more feminine change your voice! 1278 01:34:59,870 --> 01:35:01,620 Lola, can I ask you something? 1279 01:35:01,790 --> 01:35:09,373 I can't understand why did you make me dress up like that? 1280 01:35:10,033 --> 01:35:12,663 - Have you seen "Nine and 1/2 Weeks"? - No. 1281 01:35:12,833 --> 01:35:15,823 She dressed in men's clothes to like him. 1282 01:35:15,993 --> 01:35:18,623 Do you want to make me feel good? 1283 01:35:19,393 --> 01:35:20,393 - Liliana! - What? 1284 01:35:20,993 --> 01:35:23,423 - I'm Liliana. - Well! 1285 01:35:24,473 --> 01:35:26,183 - And you? - What? 1286 01:35:26,513 --> 01:35:29,223 - What's your name? - Who cares? 1287 01:35:30,032 --> 01:35:33,732 - To know! - Jeremiah, can Jerry! 1288 01:35:34,392 --> 01:35:37,186 - What do we do? - Crazy! 1289 01:35:49,756 --> 01:35:51,666 I recently broke up. 1290 01:35:52,955 --> 01:35:56,105 Twelve years old I helped my husband. 1291 01:35:56,795 --> 01:36:02,106 He had a small business, but he didn't understand anything in business... 1292 01:36:03,796 --> 01:36:09,430 - And I helped him. - Enough! Let's not talk about that. 1293 01:36:10,360 --> 01:36:14,909 Let's talk about us and the upcoming night. 1294 01:36:17,919 --> 01:36:22,469 Look who's here! You are already good! 1295 01:36:24,479 --> 01:36:26,109 Be a good girl. 1296 01:36:41,758 --> 01:36:43,432 - What? - Let's go to. 1297 01:36:47,322 --> 01:36:48,512 What are you doing? 1298 01:36:48,682 --> 01:36:54,032 - I want you! Here and now! - No, no! 1299 01:36:54,242 --> 01:36:57,782 Do you want it too? Tell me, do you want too? 1300 01:36:57,962 --> 01:37:01,231 Yes, but not here let's go to your house. 1301 01:37:01,521 --> 01:37:02,351 No. 1302 01:37:02,521 --> 01:37:04,231 - Or to me! - Not here! 1303 01:37:04,401 --> 01:37:06,351 - Come to you! - No, here, here! 1304 01:37:06,521 --> 01:37:10,511 - On the beach, on the beach! - No, here, in plain sight! 1305 01:37:10,721 --> 01:37:12,911 - Undress! - I feel awkward! 1306 01:37:13,281 --> 01:37:17,755 Look, I'm not afraid! Not afraid! 1307 01:37:18,205 --> 01:37:19,595 What are you doing? 1308 01:37:19,845 --> 01:37:22,194 - Only to you! - No! 1309 01:37:22,364 --> 01:37:24,745 - I swear! - Help! 1310 01:37:25,205 --> 01:37:28,435 Do not worry, it repeats every night! 1311 01:37:28,605 --> 01:37:31,715 - How? Jerry, calm down! - I am calm. 1312 01:37:31,885 --> 01:37:34,715 - Quiet! - I'm completely calm. 1313 01:37:37,045 --> 01:37:38,875 - Jerry! - Well, Signora? 1314 01:37:39,045 --> 01:37:42,435 I can pick it up or will you bring it later? 1315 01:37:42,605 --> 01:37:45,634 - Is he your son? - No, dear, my husband! 1316 01:37:48,244 --> 01:37:50,038 Sorry, I didn't know. 1317 01:37:50,368 --> 01:37:52,398 Don't worry beauty I'm used to it! 1318 01:37:52,568 --> 01:37:56,718 He wants me to be jealous poor thing! 1319 01:37:58,008 --> 01:38:00,568 So beautiful... and so attractive! 1320 01:38:00,728 --> 01:38:02,158 But not valid! 1321 01:38:02,608 --> 01:38:07,357 You haven't lost anything, dear! He never gets to the point! 1322 01:38:07,527 --> 01:38:08,717 Can not! 1323 01:38:09,087 --> 01:38:14,717 Kisses, caresses, mostly down, understand? 1324 01:38:15,247 --> 01:38:18,237 Do you know what I call him? My girlfriend. 1325 01:38:19,887 --> 01:38:25,121 Are you upset? You wanted to sleep with him, cutie? 1326 01:38:25,491 --> 01:38:28,480 - What did you think? - Go to the seashore! 1327 01:38:28,650 --> 01:38:32,480 There you will find one who will fix everything, go honey! 1328 01:38:32,650 --> 01:38:36,400 Wake up! Get up! 1329 01:38:39,770 --> 01:38:40,880 Come on! 1330 01:38:45,250 --> 01:38:47,360 - Let's dance? - Let's dance! 1331 01:38:48,131 --> 01:38:50,640 But not together! Need to find a man. 1332 01:38:50,810 --> 01:38:54,640 A man? Darling, you do not understand. 1333 01:38:54,810 --> 01:38:57,164 Even if I'm in a woman's dress... 1334 01:38:57,334 --> 01:39:01,204 ...I can not control strongest physical attraction! 1335 01:39:01,374 --> 01:39:04,994 I'm head over heels in love with you... I love you very much! 1336 01:39:05,174 --> 01:39:06,804 I love you too! 1337 01:39:07,254 --> 01:39:10,204 But you have to fulfill my last wish... 1338 01:39:10,374 --> 01:39:11,804 ...then I'm yours! 1339 01:39:12,573 --> 01:39:14,043 Go! Go! 1340 01:39:14,493 --> 01:39:16,123 With whom? 1341 01:39:17,973 --> 01:39:21,323 - Over there! - With beard? 1342 01:39:27,173 --> 01:39:29,637 - Let's dance? - I have no desire. 1343 01:39:29,817 --> 01:39:31,007 Why? 1344 01:39:32,737 --> 01:39:34,327 Listen, a piece of shit... 1345 01:39:34,497 --> 01:39:39,046 ...I throw out critters, even if they fall for me. 1346 01:39:39,216 --> 01:39:43,686 How? Thanks... very humane. 1347 01:39:48,776 --> 01:39:55,326 Almost immediately it turned out that one with a beard is a great fisherman... 1348 01:39:55,576 --> 01:39:57,805 ...but he does not dance. 1349 01:39:58,495 --> 01:40:00,565 - Find another. - Where? 1350 01:40:00,855 --> 01:40:03,729 See that one in the hat? Dance a tango with him. 1351 01:40:03,899 --> 01:40:05,449 - Tango? - And kiss him. 1352 01:40:05,619 --> 01:40:06,969 - What? - On the lips! 1353 01:40:07,139 --> 01:40:09,489 - What? - You understand very well. 1354 01:40:10,299 --> 01:40:15,050 Yes, but you know, Lola, I haven't kissed anyone on the lips yet. 1355 01:40:15,220 --> 01:40:16,610 Its time to begin. 1356 01:40:16,780 --> 01:40:20,769 But I would rather start with you darling! 1357 01:40:20,979 --> 01:40:24,289 Do as I said! Otherwise, you will not see me again! 1358 01:40:24,459 --> 01:40:29,369 No, no, I'll kiss him kiss on the lips, the one in the hat. 1359 01:40:38,823 --> 01:40:43,332 Good evening... Signor, will we dance? 1360 01:40:44,622 --> 01:40:47,972 Do me a favor... I will explain later. 1361 01:42:35,750 --> 01:42:39,700 Have you seen? It was his initiative! 1362 01:42:39,910 --> 01:42:41,050 They kissed! 1363 01:42:41,230 --> 01:42:47,060 Here it is, judge Morelli, who closed my cabaret "Blue Angel..." 1364 01:42:47,270 --> 01:42:49,180 ...an ardent defender of morality! 1365 01:42:49,354 --> 01:42:51,464 I exposed you! 1366 01:42:51,634 --> 01:42:54,094 Now you are finished! Bastard! 1367 01:42:57,874 --> 01:43:00,464 Do you want will I give you this daisy? 1368 01:43:03,674 --> 01:43:06,024 You take those, and I these. 1369 01:43:12,554 --> 01:43:14,064 Let's make a boat. 1370 01:43:15,634 --> 01:43:18,623 Pio! Pio! Are not you asleep yet? 1371 01:43:19,033 --> 01:43:21,783 What are you watching? I hate monsters! 1372 01:43:22,553 --> 01:43:26,787 Today there were too many of them! Goodnight! 1373 01:43:28,557 --> 01:43:34,787 When mom comes, say... that nothing happened. 1374 01:44:14,159 --> 01:44:16,029 - Who is it? - Liliana? 1375 01:44:17,319 --> 01:44:20,549 - May I sleep with you? - Honestly... 1376 01:44:21,039 --> 01:44:22,430 I'm scared of monsters! 1377 01:44:22,720 --> 01:44:25,309 Monsters? I told you! 1378 01:44:25,679 --> 01:44:28,629 Mom always allows, if I'm scared! 1379 01:44:28,799 --> 01:44:33,193 - So go to mom! - Today she will not come to sleep. 1380 01:44:34,843 --> 01:44:40,393 - Do you have children? - At me? No, unfortunately. 1381 01:44:41,483 --> 01:44:45,633 Then let's pretend that I am your child, and you are my mother. 1382 01:44:47,802 --> 01:44:52,472 I'm your mom and you are my child. 1383 01:44:53,962 --> 01:44:56,192 Now I'm calm... and you? 1384 01:45:00,002 --> 01:45:01,112 To me? 1385 01:45:02,926 --> 01:45:04,556 What are you doing? 1386 01:45:08,086 --> 01:45:09,675 Pio... Pio? 1387 01:45:10,285 --> 01:45:12,857 Can you explain, why were you wearing women's clothing? 1388 01:45:16,365 --> 01:45:20,915 Because... I went... to the carnival. 1389 01:45:21,085 --> 01:45:22,145 In summer? 1390 01:45:22,885 --> 01:45:29,755 Yes, because... in winter I am very busy... 1391 01:45:30,325 --> 01:45:35,034 ...so I go to masquerades... ...in August. 1392 01:45:35,644 --> 01:45:38,398 As usual, don't want to tell the truth... 1393 01:45:38,568 --> 01:45:41,198 - Are you okay? - So-so. 1394 01:45:41,368 --> 01:45:46,799 - Maybe talk to a psychologist? - Dr. Piedimonte, thank you. 1395 01:45:47,249 --> 01:45:52,479 But now I'm bigger I don't want to talk to anyone. 1396 01:45:53,848 --> 01:45:55,198 Even with me? 1397 01:45:55,608 --> 01:45:56,668 Lola! 1398 01:45:57,808 --> 01:46:01,038 Excuse me, I need to go away. 1399 01:46:05,368 --> 01:46:08,558 Came to enjoy your revenge? 1400 01:46:10,172 --> 01:46:16,241 I saw newspapers, an article for the whole page with the announcement of photos... 1401 01:46:16,571 --> 01:46:18,441 ...in tomorrow's issue. 1402 01:46:19,371 --> 01:46:21,041 Congratulations on winning! 1403 01:46:21,211 --> 01:46:25,481 It's a pity you didn't bet could win a large sum! 1404 01:46:25,651 --> 01:46:28,211 But for me, you won. 1405 01:46:28,371 --> 01:46:32,321 No... I came to say that I am defeated. 1406 01:46:33,171 --> 01:46:36,841 And for you to forgive me for my behavior, keep... 1407 01:46:37,011 --> 01:46:39,800 ...these are films with yesterday's photos. 1408 01:46:39,970 --> 01:46:42,120 They will never be printed in the newspapers! 1409 01:46:42,290 --> 01:46:46,604 If you want to, now we can always be together! 1410 01:46:51,054 --> 01:46:55,644 No, no, Lola, or Ramona, or what is your name. 1411 01:46:56,214 --> 01:47:00,683 We are not made for each other! Our roads diverge! 1412 01:47:02,013 --> 01:47:05,483 And mine goes completely in the other direction. 1413 01:47:06,373 --> 01:47:10,884 - Gildo, it cannot be! - That's right... 1414 01:47:11,374 --> 01:47:14,404 This adventure turned my life upside down. 1415 01:47:14,614 --> 01:47:22,487 For me it was a lifetime... she completely changed me! 1416 01:47:23,217 --> 01:47:25,007 Gildo, what are you saying? 1417 01:47:25,177 --> 01:47:28,607 Nothing, just you too good as a woman... 1418 01:47:28,777 --> 01:47:31,367 ...and I'm too weak as a man. 1419 01:47:31,537 --> 01:47:32,677 I went. 1420 01:47:33,657 --> 01:47:38,287 Maybe from now on my new life begins. 1421 01:47:39,097 --> 01:47:41,927 - Bye, beauty! - Gildo, Gildo! 1422 01:47:42,137 --> 01:47:43,567 Where are you going? Gildo! 1423 01:47:43,737 --> 01:47:46,926 - What happened? - I don't know, it's kind of weird. 1424 01:47:47,096 --> 01:47:48,236 Which one? 1425 01:48:10,939 --> 01:48:13,449 - My name is Pino. - Me Gildo. 1426 01:48:32,823 --> 01:48:34,133 Good morning! 1427 01:48:36,343 --> 01:48:40,413 Hi... how cute! 1428 01:48:41,143 --> 01:48:42,773 Breakfast in bed! 1429 01:48:43,343 --> 01:48:44,773 All inclusive! 1430 01:48:46,503 --> 01:48:49,813 By the way I would immediately like to do one thing. 1431 01:48:52,222 --> 01:48:55,092 - Which one? - Only 250 thousand. 1432 01:48:58,266 --> 01:48:59,656 I'm sorry I did not understand! 1433 01:48:59,826 --> 01:49:04,736 Mom's girlfriend's usually pay me three hundred, but I made you a discount! 1434 01:49:07,466 --> 01:49:11,166 It's not so much for touching the forbidden. 1435 01:49:14,305 --> 01:49:17,535 Here is the change! I need to create a base. 1436 01:49:18,225 --> 01:49:21,215 Otherwise, how will I accumulate your first billion? 1437 01:49:21,545 --> 01:49:23,975 You promised to tell me! 1438 01:49:25,345 --> 01:49:27,495 Good... I did it! 1439 01:49:27,745 --> 01:49:30,129 Did? So how is it? 1440 01:49:32,149 --> 01:49:33,619 Awesome! 1441 01:49:33,789 --> 01:49:38,178 According to your tone, it seems awful... how do you rate him? 1442 01:49:38,388 --> 01:49:40,738 - Whom? - The one on the moped? 1443 01:49:40,988 --> 01:49:43,338 - It was not him. - Incredible! 1444 01:49:43,508 --> 01:49:44,728 Then who? 1445 01:49:47,348 --> 01:49:49,178 I will not say even under pain of death! 1446 01:49:49,348 --> 01:49:53,738 - Tell me, at least, I know him? - Yes, you know. 1447 01:49:54,668 --> 01:49:57,339 But not so good as it seems! 1448 01:50:01,468 --> 01:50:02,738 Lillian! 1449 01:50:04,872 --> 01:50:07,902 What does he have to do with it? This is not his fault! 1450 01:50:08,992 --> 01:50:11,822 You must be right, it's my fault. 1451 01:50:12,752 --> 01:50:14,902 But now I'm much better. 1452 01:50:15,672 --> 01:50:19,212 Bye, Simone, thank you! Goodbye dear! 1453 01:50:20,831 --> 01:50:22,051 Bye. 1454 01:50:22,791 --> 01:50:23,741 Let's go to the sea. 1455 01:50:23,911 --> 01:50:28,981 Fly to Oslo and then you go on a sleigh with deer, like Santa Claus! 1456 01:50:30,311 --> 01:50:32,501 Italy, landing on Oslo begins. 1457 01:50:32,671 --> 01:50:33,781 I have to go. 1458 01:50:33,951 --> 01:50:35,741 - Bye, brother. - Bye! 1459 01:50:36,795 --> 01:50:38,945 - Bye. - Bye! 1460 01:50:40,515 --> 01:50:42,304 If I come to Lapland, I'll pick you up! 1461 01:50:42,474 --> 01:50:45,584 They say at the North Pole guests are offered wives... 1462 01:50:45,754 --> 01:50:47,624 ...and if you refuse, they are offended. 1463 01:50:47,794 --> 01:50:48,704 Do not talk nonsense! 1464 01:50:48,874 --> 01:50:52,904 I hope you will not be demoted because of some Laplander. 1465 01:50:55,914 --> 01:50:58,474 From now on, smoking is allowed. 1466 01:50:59,114 --> 01:51:03,144 I'm glad you ride too towards Scandinavia. 1467 01:51:03,314 --> 01:51:06,853 - Will you come out in Frankfurt? - No, in Oslo. 1468 01:51:07,273 --> 01:51:08,493 In Oslo? 1469 01:51:09,073 --> 01:51:12,467 And then I will get to Lapland. 1470 01:51:12,997 --> 01:51:14,907 What will you do there? 1471 01:51:15,157 --> 01:51:18,628 Association sent me social workers. 1472 01:51:18,798 --> 01:51:21,748 I will work with some priest. 1473 01:51:21,918 --> 01:51:23,788 Is he Italian or Laplander? 1474 01:51:23,958 --> 01:51:26,228 No! Italian, Italian! 1475 01:51:26,517 --> 01:51:29,747 The only positive thing otherwise... 1476 01:51:29,917 --> 01:51:31,267 What, the rest? 1477 01:51:31,517 --> 01:51:36,587 It seems we will live in some kind of cell, only he and I... 1478 01:51:36,877 --> 01:51:40,657 ...work together all day rather, at night. 1479 01:51:41,997 --> 01:51:46,151 You know polar night lasts half a year! 1480 01:51:47,081 --> 01:51:51,270 And all this time I will be alone with him! 1481 01:51:55,160 --> 01:51:57,590 Mission is mission. 1482 01:51:59,800 --> 01:52:01,470 This is me about Rimini. 114730